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Thanks sharad bhaiya aap k comment k liyeVery nice update
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Thanks sharad bhaiya aap k comment k liyeVery nice update
Thanks dipanjan bhaiyaCongratulations for new story
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Lukha or Aslam to gay Ali k hatho
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Ab tke,Episode ~ 2
Kabir-abhi tum hi to kah rahi the ki tum unhai mar donge aur abhi tum kah rahi ho vo maregay nahi...aakhir tum karna kya chahte ho
Ali- vo dono kutee ki moute maregay par zinda rahi gay
Kabir- mai tumhara mtlb nahi samjha
Ali- Samjhe jao gay....vo bhi bhoute jalde
Kabir- aakhire tumhare dimage mai kya chle raha hai
Ali- mai tumhai nahi batao ga kyuki jo chiz mai tumhai kr kai dikha sakta hu....vo batani ki kya
jarurate hai
Ab aage...
Ali- ek baate batao kya tu maira ek kaam kr sakti ho
Kabir- ha jarur batao kya kaam hai
Ali- kya tum mujhe lighter,thoda masaala aur thoda pani aur ha ek roti la kr de sakti ho
Kabir- la to sakta hu....yaha meri bhoute chalte hai...but tum inka karoge kya
Ali-Lighter aur masaala meri plane k liye main hai aur pani mujhe penai k liye chahiye vo kya hai
na mujhe bhoute pyass lage hai aur roti kyuki mujhe bhuk bhi lage hai
Kabir- masaala....roti... mtlb??
Ali- ari itnai bde ho gae ho pata nahi masala mtlb haldi mirchi and vagera vagera aur roti to tum jante hi ho
Kabir-janta to ho pr mujhe laga sayade tum koe plane bana rahi ho un dono ko marnai ka but ab lag raha hai ki tum mera chutiya bana rahi ho.....tabhi to y saari chize manga rahi ho
Ali- y unhai marnai k liye hai....sach mai
Kabir- ha masali se tum unhai jala jala kr marogay
Ali- ha tum esa kah sakte ho
Kabir-pagal samjha hai kya
Ali- dekho es time agar mai tumhai samjhao ga to ....tum samjh nahi paogay tum ek kaam karo jo
maine kaha vo lakr de do tke hai
Kabir-Tke hai
Kabir(mann mai)-pata nahi ab eski dimage mai kya chle raha hai.....kahi khude pagal to nahi ho
gaya ....kya pata ....pr ek bate to paki hai eski baate mujhe pagal jarur kar degi
Y sb sochte huvi kabir vaha se constable k pass gaya aur use se lighter,masala, roti aur pani ki ek botle le kr ali k pass pahocha aur phire ali k pass ja kr bola
Kabir-y lo .....aur ban jao bavarchi
Ali(has kr)- ha par aaj nahi kale....ab tum jaao mujhe abhi kaam karna hai...tke hai
Kabir- tke hai....tumhai jo karna hai karo....aur ha maine constable ko kah diya hai vo tumhai
pareshan nahi karega...so tum jo karna chahte ho karo
Ali- Tke hai ......aur shukriya
Phire kabir apne cell mai chla gaya aur ali apna kaam karni laga karib 3-4 ghnte bade ali bola
Ali- Lo y kaam to ho gaya ab bs jo maine socha hai sbe vesa ho jae to kle mujhe bavrchi bane nai
se koe nahi rok sakta
Y kah kr ali apne cell ki aur chle diya aur vaha ja kr so gaya karib subah k 5 baje hogi tb vo utha
aur kabir k cell ki taraf chle diya
Ali- ari kabir uthe....ek bate puchani hai tujhe se
Kabir- sone do na....abhi to subah bhi nahi hue
Ali- Utha ja khumbh karn....maire swaal ka jawab de kr so jana
Kabir(aakh masalte huvi)- kya hai....kyu uthaya itne subh subh pata hai mai kitna acha sapna dekh
raha tha...ki mai yaha se bahar nikalnai hi wala tha ki tumnai mujhe utha diya.....ab bolo kya baate
phuchani hai
Ali(hse ti huvi)- yahi k kya tum meri sath yaha se bahar nikale na chaho gay
Kabir(chock kr)- maire sath mtlb ??
Ali-kyuki agle 20 min. me mai yaha se bahar ja raha hu
Kabir- kya ? ...kise ....kahi tum pagal to nahi....ek min. tum nai kahi vo masal wala plane banya hai
kya ...agar ha to mai nahi chle raha
Ali- soch lo.....bade mai pachtaogay
Kabir- tumhai pura yakine hai tuhara vo bavarchi plane kaam karega
Ali- ha ....aur vaise meri bavarchi bane nai mai abhi 15 min. aur 16 sec baki hai
Kabir- tum pagal hogae ho ya ....phire mujhe pagal kar dogay
Ali- hmari iq level hme kabhi bade mai check karegay abhi ek kaam karo lukha aur aslam ko kise
bahar lekr aao......aur phire use badi chatan k piche beth kr show enjoy karo okay
Kabir- pr vo meri bate kyu sunaigaya
Ali- kyuki tum unhai kahogay k tumhai y khabar mile hai ki koe unhai marna chahta hai aur vo
shakhs ek samye esi jail mai hai.....aur use shaks ki bari mai ...ali yani k mai janta hu
Kabir- tumhai lagta hai....vo es bate pr yakine karega
Ali-paka karega
Kabir-pr tum etnai yakine se kise kah sakti ho
Ali- kyuki kal maine uski bate suni thi.....jes sai y saaf saaf pata chlta hai...ki vo ek number ka fhatu hai....aur usi apne jaan ki bhoute fhikare hai....ab time waste mate karo aur jalde jaao
Kabir- Tke hai
Y kah kr kabir lukha ki cell ki taraf chal gaya aur bola
Kabir- lukha bhai....are oh lukha bhai
Lukha- kon chila raha hai bhenchod....pata nahi abhi lukha k sone ka time hai
Kabir- Pata hai lukha bhai lekine agar aap abhi nahi uthai to phire kabhi nahi uthae pao gay
Lukha- Mtlb kya hai tera bhenchode
Kabir-vo aapki jaan ko khatra hai
Lukha(aakh bde karta huva)- kya ...pr kise se
Kabir- ha bhai kise se hai y mujhe to nahi pata pr mera ek doste hai use pata hai...aap abhi
chalyai...maire sath .....pata hai aglai 15 min. mai aap pr jane lewa war ho sakta hai
Lukha- to tu phuch kr kyu nahi aaya ....kahi koe game to nahi khel raha hai na
Kabir- bhai aapke sath game khel kr....mai kya karuga....aapki aasirwade se to hme sabhi yaha chain se rah rahi hai.....aur waise bhi aapke sath game khel kr mujhe nark thodi janna hai
Lukha- tke hai ...mai aa raha hu...tu chle mai aslam k sath aata hu
Kabir- ji bhai
Y kah kr kabir lukha k cell se bahar aa gaya aur phire lukha aur aslam ko apne sath lekr ali k pass pahocha
Lukha- yahi vo ladka hai kya
Kabir- ha bhai...yahi hai vo
Lukha- kya naam hai tera ladke
Ali- Ali ~Naam mai kya rakha hai
Lukha- ohh....attitude...accha hai.....ab bata kis se khatra hai mujhe
Ali-bata ta hu pr pahali esi yaha se jane ko bolo
Lukha- tke hai....kabir abhi k liye tu yaha se nikale
Lukha ki bate sune kr kabir vaha se chla gaya aur vaha ja kr khada ho gaya jaha ali nai use kaha tha
Aslam- ab bata bhai ko kise se khatra hai
Ali - khatra nahi balki paka hai vo esi mera mtlb hai lukha bhai ko mar dega
Lukha- y kya bak rha hai
Ali- bak raha mai nahi balki aap ho....jesi thodi der mai vo halaal karega
Lukha- bata kone madarchode hai.....abhi use uskai pariwaar k sath utha leta hu
Ali- aap chah kr bhi esa nahi kr saktai kyuki uska pariwaar to pahlai hi upar waalai ko pyara ho
chuka hai.....bs ek bhen hai
Lukha- To uski bhen koooooooo
Ali- na lukha na ....ek sabdh bhi nahi
Aslam- tujhe kyu mirchi lagi...ek min.....tu hi hai wo hena
Ali- Sahi jawab...aur eski liye tumhai aur esi milte hai saza-ae-moute
Lukha-vo to abhi pata chlega ki kese moute milete hai....kyuki hme sher hai
Ali- tke hai to chlo uskai liye ....ek game khelte hai pakdam pakdai....jo jeta vo sikander aur jo hara vo cha-chundhar....so pakdo lossers
Y kah kr ali aage aage bhag raha tha aur vo dono uskai pichai
Ali- kya huva sher itnai jaldi shuware bane gae....hi hi hi hi...mujhe pata tha ki tum dono se na ho pae ga
Lukha- Ruke ja saale abhi bata ta hu kon shuware hai aur kon sher
Ali-ohh to tum janwaro k doctore bhi ho...mujhe pata nahi tha....lo mai to har gaya
Y kah kr ali ek jagah aa kr ruke gaya
Aslam- kya huva ....itnai jaldi thake gaya.....abhi to bhoute uchal raha tha
Ali- mujhe pata chle gaya yaha mera yahi aakhri samye hai.....agar koe galti ho gae ho to maaf
karna...kya tum meri aakhri khawaise puri kr sakti ho
Lukha- chle tke hai...tu bhi kya yaade rakhega....bole kya khawais hai teri
Ali- e nahi balki do hai
Lukha- Chle bole dono puri ho jae gi
Ali- pahali y ki mujhe cigrate pine hai
Lukha- ha..ha ha ha....tu to sabe se bada ganjhadi nikala re....moute samnai hai aur ahi bhi cigrate
pine hai......chle tu bhi kya yaad rakhega y lai
Y kah kr lukha nai ali ko cigrate de aur bola
Lukha- y le pi lay
Ali-laao
y kah kr ali nai cigrate le aur shulgae aur bola
Ali- mai to bhule gaya tha dhumrapaan karna shahate k liye hanikark hai
Aslam- kya backchodi laga rakhi hai pena hai to pe ...nahi to fhek de aur bhai aap kya eski backchodi dekh rahi ho....mai to kahta hu abhi k abhi mare do esi
Lukha- nahi meri dadi kahte thi ki marnai walai ki aakhri ichiya puri kari chahhiye....punay milta
hai....aur ladke bata teri dhusri ichiya kya hai
Ali- Meri dusri ichiya hai tum dono k moute
Y kah kr ali ni cigrate phek de aur turate vaha se jump mare kr dusri side jirgaya aur es se pahlai
lukha aur aslam khuch samjhe pate
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Aur undono k par khachi ude gay
aur keval unkai hi nai unke aas pas ke kae chizo k parkhache ude gay yaha tke ke jail ki boundary ka hi ek hisa biche mai se tute gaya tha
Dhamkae ki awaaz sune kr kabir turante ali k tarafe pahocha aur bola
Kabir- ali...ali tum tke to ho
Ali- ha ....tke hu....bs ek glass milk-rose mile jaae to jaan mai jaan aa jae
Y kah kr ali khada ho gaya ...use dekh kr kabir bola vo dono kaha hai
Ali- vo dono yaha se bhag gae....pr vo dono mare gae
Kabir- mtlb??
Ali- kitnai mtlabhi ho tum jab dekho mtlb puchte rah te ho....y mtlb bade mai phuchana aur abhi yaha se chlo constables aate he hogi
Kabir-Tke hai
Phire kabir aur ali vaha se tute hue boundary wall ko langha kr nikale gae
vo yaha se nikale kr tb tke bhagte rahi jab tke unhai y yakine nahi ho gaya k ab vo jail se kaafi dure aa chuke hai
Kabir- mujhe yakine nahi ho raha hm sach mai .....bahar hai...kahi y koe sapna to nahi
Ali- accha
y kah kr ali nai kabir ki ek chuti kate jes sai kabir chila utha aur bola
Kabir- kya kar rahi ho...pagal ho gae ho kya
Ali- Nahi tumhai yakine dila raha hu...ki hme sach mai bhar hai
Kabir- pr mujhe y samjhe mai nahi aa raha tumnai y sb kise kiya
Ali- y bhi batao ja pr pahali en kaideo wali kapde se bahar nikale
Kabir- ha tke hai....y tum mujhe pr chode do ....yaha pass mai hi mera ghar hai....vaha chlte hai
Ali- Tke hai chlo
Phire ali aur kabir dono kabir k ghar ki taraf chle diye
vaha ja kr dono ne kapde change kiye aur phire ali kabir se bola
Ali- kya police es jagah k bare mai jante hai
Kabir- ha....vo mujhe yaha se hi pakade kr lekr gae the
Ali- oh vesai tum pr kya jhuta aarop lagaya tha unhonai
Kabir- corruption ka....mai ek police inspector tha....ek imander police inspector...aur merai imandari k thofai mai mujhe jail ho jae.....vesi tumhai kise pata chla ki mujhe pr jhuta aarop lagaya
gaya tha....tum to mujhe jante bhi nahi ho
Ali- ha pr mai junhai-jhaaro ko bhoute acchi se janta hu.....aur tumhare soch vesi nahi hai
Kabir- lagta hai tumnai kafi karibe se junhai-jhaaro ko dekha hai.....vesi y sbe chodo aur batao k tumnai vo sb kise kiya
Ali- jarur pr pahali yaha se niklo aur ha vo kapdai bhi le kr chlo ......kyuki meri khayal se vo ek bar yaha jarur aae gay
Kabir- tke hai
Aaaj k liye itna hi
Aapka doste suryaa
and
Thanks for reading
Awesome intro
Into to gazab hai bhai....Sahi ja rahe...
Maza aayega ab...
Congrats for new thread bahi
congratulations
wonderfull update dekhte hain Ali kaise bahar nikalta hai jail se aur apna badla kaise leta hai sabse aur han purani baten jo hui story me unko baad me dikhana jab badla complete hone wala ho
Mast mind blowing Bhai
Mast update bhai
zindagi ka zahreela khel usne shuru kiya tha aur ab khatam Ali karuga....
Yaani Ab Aslam aur Lukha ke aish ke din khatm...Ab Apahiz ki zindagi shuru...Mariyal kutton wali...???
Dekhte hai Koun Jahrila khelnYashmin ne Khela ya fir Yashmin ke Naam se khela gaya.....??
Apna Ali Jail se kaise nikalta hai...??
Fantastic Update East or Weast Surya is the Best....waitning for next
Nice Story..... Keep it up,,,,,,,,
waiting new update
Awesome update
Ali karna Kya chahta h
Keep posting
Very nice update
Congratulations for new story
Aap sabhi ko first episode ko itna support karnai k liye dil se thanksBrilliant update bahiya g
Lukha or Aslam to gay Ali k hatho