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MEGA UPDATE 118
Mai - thik hai
Mera phone ring hua
Mai - neha jara phone uthana
Neha - nahi maine hi waha rakha app kahi nahi jaaoge
Mai - utha naa maan jaa jaruri hoga
Neha nai phone uthaya - kisi mohan sir ka hai
Mai - laa de
Neha - nahi aapki tabiyaat kaharab hai yeh aapko bula lenge
Mai - de jauri hota hai tabhi karte hai
Akhir uss nai phone diya
Mai - haa sir
Mohan - kaha ho tum tumsai mujhe yeh umid nahi thi phale hi din etna late
Mai - shir koi kaam naa ho toh rahene de
Mohan - yaha arav ki location mil gayi aur tum kah rahe ho kaam nahi hai
Mai - kaha hai woh
Mohan - rajesthan mai hai
Mai - waha kaya kar raha hai
Mohan - tum etna azeeb tarike sai kyu behave kar rahe ho tabiyat thik hai naa
Mai - haa sir aata hu 1 mai ghante mai
Maine phone cut kar diya
Neha - bhaiyaa pet mai dard hai kaya
Mai - haa bhaut jada aur hadiyo mai bhi
Neha - jab bhi mai bhediye mai badalti hu tab hota hai aapnai bahut control kiya hai
Mai - par mujhe teri kusbhu acchi kyu lag rahi hai
Neha - woh ....ma...aaiii
Mai - bol naa
Neha - nahi sharam aa rahi hai
Mai - ab bata bhi de mai sach toh janu
Neha - wwo..hh bhai mai female
bhediya hu toh aapko mere pheromone attract kar rahe hai
Mai - ohh acha yeh dard kitnai der mai thik hoga meri shktiya bhi ess par kaam nahi kar rahi
Neha - bhai bus adha ghanta aur lagega
Mai - bhar kya ho raha hai
Neha - pata nahi bhar nahi gayi abhi tak par unke sawalo ko kaise face karungi
Mai - maine aur kuch nahi kiya naa
Neha - apnai saloni didi ko slap mara
Mai - hey bhgwan yeh kaya kiya ab hum dono ko sawalo ki pratice karti hogi
Neha - app toh bach jaaoge kyuki app bina jaaye manoge nahi
Mai - gudiya har chiz jaruri hoti hai dosti aur farz kabhi bhi bula skati hai
Neha - par bhaiya farz bus dosti ka nahi apni family aur apne cahane waalo
ko bhi time dena padata hai
Mai - kehana assan hai par meri zindagi assan nahi hai
Neha - bhaiya mai aapko jaanti hu aap ek kaam ko chhod kar dusra kaam karte
aur usse adhura chhod kar tisra essi liye etna uljahan mai rahete ho
Kitni saralata sai uss nai yeh bola joh sayad sach tha pehale maine raw ke
gadar ka mamala chhoda fir apne chacha ke ladko ka phir arav kaa
Mai - gudiya aaj sai mai vada karta hu ki aaj ke baad jis mai hath daal diya
usse usske anjam tak bina pahuchaye bina nahi chhodunga
Neha - yeh hui naa mere strong bhaiya wali baat
Mai uth kar bathroom mai gaya aur shower ke niche kapado mai nahane laga karib 15min baad mujhe rahat milli aur maine kudh ko saaf kiya aur bhar nikala
Mai - jara kapde nikal kar laa mere room sai uss nai jaise hi gate khola sab uski taraf dekhane lage maa ko bhi hosh aa chuka tha woh bhagati hui usse pass aayi
Maa - beta tuh thik toh hai kuch hua toh nahi
Neha - nahi maa mujhe kuch nahi hua bhaiya ke pet mai dard hai
Maa nai mujhe dekha aur mere pass bhagti hyi aayi aur mujje gale laaga
Maa - mere baache mere laal kya hua hai tujhe
Mai - maa kaya huaa apko har baar so ke uthata hu yehi puchati ho chal
Maa - mera beta taklif mai hai aur puchata hai kaya hua
Mai - maa mai toh samajha aapko mere chinta hi nahi
Maa - beta maaf kar de mai kud ko change kar liya tere jaane ke baad tabhi jab tuh aaya toh mera alag roop dekha
Mai - maa aap pheli jaise hi raha karo yeh dhikhawa mat kiya karo strong
bananai ka
Maa - par kaya karu akhir mai maa hu kab tak rok paau khud koo
Mai - maa mai janata hu kayi galatiya ki hai maine par maa maine jaan bhuj kar
kuch nahi kiya sab jindagi nai apne app kiya
Maa - beta mai mantai hu par kuch galtiya hum bhi karte hai
Mai - maa maine kosis ki par masoom ki sucide nai mera dil dahala diya maa kaise kisi ki mout ki vazah ban jau
Phone ring
Mai - haa sir
Mohan - tum aisa karo sidha rajesthan nikalo
Mai - thik hai mai pahuch jaunga
Phone cut
Maa - beta mera koi swarth nahi hai mai bus teri zindagi karab nahi hone de
sakti
Mai - maa maine bachpan sai app sabke baad bus komal sai payar kiya par meri
zindagi ko sayad yeh manjur nahi tha
aur mujhe nayi zindagi mili aur ek nayi pahachan aur ussi pachan mai masoom janu sona samil hai
Maa - beta mai maan bhi jaau toh ess duniya ko kaya jawab dega tuh ....
Mai - nahi maa aaj kal ke logo ko kaya padi hai kisi dusre ki sab apne mai mast
hai
Maa - beta kaya jawab dungi mai apne pariwar mai sabko
Mai - maa mai abb yaha nahi rahana cahata hu
Maa - beta mujhe kyu jete ji maar raha hai meri galti ki etni badi saja mat de
Mai - saayad yeh saja maine khud chuni hai mai aap sabke liye kahatara ban gaya hu kahi galti mai maine kuch kar diya toh
Neha - mai hu naa sambhal lungi
Maa - neha yaha aa meri bacchi darwaja band kar de
Neha humre pass aayi
Neha - haa maa
Maa - beta samjha esse tuh bhi toh esski tarah bhediya hai naa
Mai - nahi maa nahi aisa nahi hai
Maa - mujhe shikha nai sab bata diya hai essmai tum dono ki koi galti nahi par
beta tuh assi bate naa kar teri sab biwi teri pichali zindagi sab ke baare mai mujhe pata chal gaya hai tuh toh ek heera hai beta abb mai sab samajh gayi aur gahr ke sabhi toh tuh hume chhod ke jaa raha hai
Mai - nahi maa mai sabke dil ke bare mai soch soch kar apane dil ko pathar bana chuka hu ab mera sharir ek vahsiye khoni darinda naa ban jaaye
uss sai pehale mujhe jana hoga
Maa aur neha rone lagi tezz sai
Neha - bhaiya mai hu naa aapko sambhal lungi
Mai - nahi mai apne swaarth ke liye teri zindagi barabaad nahi karunga
Maa - beta tujhe joh man mai aaye kar komal sai janu sai jis sai marzi aaye
shaadi kar par ab dubara mat chhod kar mujhe mera beta dubra nahi khoona maan jaa beta
Mai - abb nahi maa abb ek aur zindagi kaharab nahi kar sakata hu usse abb en sab mai nahi launga
Maa - beta mai tere .....pair..
Mai - are maa haato kaya kar rahi ho etna bada paapi mat ban mujhe
Maa - eta mujhe caahe toh mar le par esa mat kar teri behane tere bina lash
jaisi ho jaati hai
Mai - maa app samjh kyu nahi rahi ho mai kabhi bhi khatra ban sakata hu aap logo pe
Neha - bhaiya mai aapke liye jaan de dungi
Mai - areepagali mai tuh kush dekhna caahata tuh jaha bhi jaaye kush rahe aage teri bhi apni family hogi agar maine kuch galat kiya aur duniya ke samnai mera sach samnai aa gaya toh kaya kahegi apne bacho sai ki tera bhai ek khon pine wala darinda hai
Neha - bhaiya agar yeh baat hai toh shaadi hi nahi karungi aur naa mujhe aise baache caahiye joh mere bhai ko khuni kahe naa aisa pati joh mere bhai ke khilaf ho
Mai - chaloo mujhe late ho raha hai mai chalata hu
Maa - nahi manega tuh
Mai(man mai) - mujhe bina baateye yaha sai jaana hoga
Mai - are maa mujhe kaam sai rajesthan jana hai aata hu mai toh majak kar raha
hu mai bus dekhana caahta tha ki aap kaa payaar kahi khoo toh nahi gaya naa
Maa nai apne aashu pooche - sach mai dev tunne pehale ki tarah humme mananai ke liye kiya yeh sab
Mai has kar - aur nahi toh kaya maa
woh hasate hue mere gale lag gayi aur neha bhi
Neha - bhaiya app bhaut saitan ho gaye ho
Mai(man mai) - maaf karna maa aur meri behano par mai abb aur nahi sah sakata hu yeha abb mere andar kissi aur ko rulane ki himmat nahi hai
Mai - maa app sabko apne tarike sai samjha dena mai aata hu kal subah tak
Maa - jaldi aan warna teri payal didi ghussa ho jayegi aur abhi kaya hoga jab tuh niche aayega
Mai - thik hai maa neha jaa naa kapadai laa kitani baar kahu
Phir maa chali gayi aur mai tayar hokar jane wala tha par mujhe thik nahi laga
mai room ki khidaki sai kud gaya kyuki mai abb aur nazaro ke teer nahi jhelna
chahata tha
Maine bike nikali aur gate bhar jaane hi wala tha ki shikha mere saamnai aa gayi
Mai - haat jao yaha sai
Shikha - kaha jaa rahe ho tum
Mai - kuch kaam hai arav ke silsile mai
Shikha - mai bhi chalungi tumhare saath
Mai - kaha naa hath jao mai tumhe toh kaya kisis ko bhi nahi le ja sakata hu
Shikha - kyu mai
Maine unhe side kiya aur bike lekar nikap pad todha dur jaane par mujhe awwaz aayi kisi ladki ke chillane ki
Maine picche dekha - yaar yeh manati kyu nahi hai
Mai bike aage karne hi wala tha ki woh kisi pathar sai takara kar gir gayi
Maine bike roki aur usse uthane gaya usske muh ssai khon aa raha tha
Maine shirt sai pocha - kaya pagal ho gayi ho jada agent pana sujh raha
hai
Shikha - mujhe kuch acha nahi lag raha tumhara jana
Mai(man mai) - enhe kaya ho gaya
Shikha - baat kaya hai dev
Mai - kuch nahi ghar jao mai kal aa jaunga
Shika - mujhe bhi le chalo
Maine todi der socha - thik hai par mission ke baad tum gahr aa jana
Shikha - chale abb
Mai usse bike par lekar nikala hum kuch der mai sehar sai bhar the
Shikha - abb bata bhi do kaya baat hai
Mai - kuch bhi nahi hai
Shikha - mai acche sai janati hu tabhi sab kuch chod kar aayi hu tumhe meri
kasam
Mai - app pagal ho kaya
Shikha - yeh jawab nahi hai
Mai - toh suno mai abb yaha nahi rahunga mai sab kuch chhod kar jaa rha hu
Shikha - kaya
Mai - haa agar mai kahi badal kar adamkhor bhediya bana toh apne hi gahr walo par hamala naa kar duu esliye app sab sai dur rahunga par pehale saari musibate khatam kar du
Udhar ek mahal mai puja ho rahi thi aag ki lapate etnai lambi thi woh mahal ki
uchayi ko chune ki khosis mai thi
Aur samnnai yeh sab rakaha tha jaise kisi saitan ko bulane ki tayarri thi
Mantra padhe jaa rahe hai ek kitab mai sai
BB - bherrung kundalya maha kaal mahakaal namita jag jag namita jursitama namata
Shirsti vinashak kaal kaal mahakaal dujh banjana maha ganajana shaitan shaitan
Darshan do apne bhakat ko
Aur ussmai sai ek bhayank shaitaan nikala
Shaitan nai usse garadan sai pakad kar utha liya
Shaitan - teri etni himmat ki mujhe meri tapasaya sai jagaya
BB - Swami par mere pass koi aur rasta nahi hai
Sahitan - toh jaa apni kaali shaktiyo ki maalik ke pass jaa
BB - nahi jaa sakata woh sirf shktiya dete hai par app mujhe jeevan daan de
sakete hai
Shaitaan - kyu aaya hai abb yaha kaya caahiye tujhe
BB - parbhu meri jaan mere phank nahi rahe kisi janwar nai ukaa diye mai ek
mamuli janwar sai haar gaya
Shaitan ki aag dhirre dhirre kahatam ho gayi aur woh normal ho gaya
Shaitan - murkh woh koi aur nahi woh dev hi tha
BB - nahi aisa nahi ho sakata hai
Shaitan - woh usski behan ki wajah sai hai abb bol kyu jagaya mujhe
BB - parabhu mai apni ruh aapko deta aap nahi cahae toh mai nahi marunga
Saitaan - mai teri ruh ko nikal kar kisi aur mai daal deta hu joh usska dushman
hai par tujhe madad toh karni hogi
BB - app mahan hai aapko sab pata hai mai kar dunga
Shaitaan - etna assan nahi hai woh ghar chhod kar jaa raha hai ki kahi woh apne
logo ko naa maar dee
BB - mai usse kahatam karwa mahraraj aap chinta naa kare woh akela nahi ho skaata kabhi bhi
Saitaan - use shakti mai harana namumkin hai usski kamzori par war karna hoga tujhe
BB - ji aisa hi hoga usski kamori hai usski premikaye aur behane joh usske liye pagal hai aur usske ghar waale
Shaitan - woh jitana unn sai dur hoga tujhe utana karib hona hoga apne manzil ke
BB - par kon hai uska etna bada dushman ki mai usske sharir mai jaa sakata hu
Shaitan - wahi jis nai usske dost ko kaid kiya aur uss ladki ke baap ko mara jis
ka fayada utha kar tumnai usse gumrah kiya tha usse abhi bhi yahi lag raha hai
ki tumnai usse kaid kar rha hai ha ha ha ha aur woh sach hoga
BB - ha ha ha dhanye ho app prabhu app dhanye ho
Shaitan - yeh chaplusi band kar aur mujhe kush kar warana
BB NAI taali baajayi aur waha 10 addmiyo ko kahda kiya gaya
Shaintain nai haath aage kiya aur unke jaan khich kar apne andar le li
Shaitan - Tunne mujhe kush kar diya
BB - abhi aur bhi kuch hai
Uss nai phir taali baajali toh waha 2 ladkiyo ko laya gaya jise dekh kar
sahitan ke muh mai panni aa gaya
Shaitan nai haath uper kiya - humme akela chhod tera kaam ho jayega
BB - jai ho jai ho shaitan ki
BB waha sai bhar aaya
BB - ab nahi bachega tuh kaya hua mai sahkti sai nahi hara paya dimag sai marunga tujhe
