MAHA MEGA
UPDATE 117
Shikh didi apni aakhe band kar ke bole jaa rahi thi kuch
Shikha - kass tumahri jagah meri jaan chali jaati kaas mai bata paati ki kitna
caha hai maine tumhe kass mai kej paati I LOVE YOU aaj meri zindagi ka sabsai
acha din tha ki tumhe mai feel kar payi par abb tumhare saath mai apni zindgi
kahtam kar dungi
Mai - didi didi kaya huaa app ro kyu rahi ho
Shikha - kyu naa royu mai tabhi unka dyan tota dev dev tum thik ho gaye woh mere mere face par behtahasa kiss karnai lagi
Mai - bus kaa.....r....oo aahhh mera sahir phir akadanai laga
Shikha didi chilla padi - nehaaaaaaaa
Neha nai piche mud ke dekha mai hawa mai uper ho gaya tha
Neha - yeh kaya hua yeh bhai ko
Sardar - pata nahi aisa humnai kabhi nahi dekha
Mai todhi dur jaa kar dir gaya
Dono mere tarf bhaage par neha ke saath aaye logo nai unhe pakad liya
Samali - nahi neha aur app koo
samajhana hoga woh saayd kahatanak ho abhi
Mai regata hua badhani laga
Mai - aaahhhhh huuuuhhh meraaa shir mera shir
Mujhe laga raha tha jaise mere sir mai train ki aawxe baj rahi ho
Meri body akadnai lagi mere hatho sai baal aur hadiya badhani lagi mera face
change ho raha tha dhire dhire mere pure body par baal hi baal ho gaya
Dard etna ki mano koi mere andar hath daal kar sab kuch kar raha hai
Mai edhar udhar dekha toh mujhe pedo aur mountains ki top dhikayi de raha tha kaya mai hawa mai hu
Maine ass pass dekha toh bird mujhe mano kisi pin ki tarh dikh rahi thi maine
aakho ko malanai ke liye haath uthaya toh laga jaise haath 10000 killo kaa ho
gaya hai mai jaise hi haath ki taraf dekha
Mai - Nhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Mere chillane sai yaha niche kadhhe log hawa mai udate hue dur gire neha shikha aur unke saath ke log sidhe pani mai gire
Maine bola toh nahi thaa par awaaz kuch aur lagi mujhe
Sadar aur samali ek ghadhe mai girre woh dono mitti mai ho gaye
Sadar apne shir ko samabhata hua utha
Sardar - kaya bala hai yeh
Samali - kaya pata maharaj samajh mai nahi aa raha hai
Sardar - kahi yehi toh humara agala raja nahi hai
Samali - maharaj ho sakata hai yeh bhi neha sai jude hi hai par een mai humari
jaati ka khoon nahi lagata
Mai phir chillaaya
Kyuki mere apnai hi sharir sai dar raha tha
Sardar dar ke mare pathar ke piche
bhaga - yeh kahi kadhe khade mera pisab naa nikal de
Mai bhagata hua kud gaya naadi ke upar sai sab mujhe edhar sai udhar jaate dekh rahe the
Mai bhagata hua pedo ko todata hua aage bhadh raha tha
Mai bhagata hua road par aa agaya tha
Maine ek aur chalaang lada di mai ek mall ke bahar tha
Sab heraine sai meri photo khich rahe the mere waha aa jaane sai wha hala mach gaya yha logo edhar udhar bhaag nai lage
Mujhe khoon ki khushbo aa rahi mano man kar raha ki sabka khoon pii jau mai
kudh ko rok nahi paa rha tha maine ek ladke ko utha liya
Ladka - mummy bachao papa baacho eeeeeee chhodo gaande beast mujhe
Maine usse nicche rak diya sab harani sai dekhnai lage ki ek katanak werwolf
nai bache ki baat mai kaise aa gaya
Mujhe need jaisi aane lagi mai girani hi wala tha ki ek red gola mere sine par
pada mai mall said takara woh toh aacha tha ki kinare sai takarya warana kaafi log mar jaate
Mujhsai etna bada shrir samabha hi nahi jaa raha tha
Mai samnai dekha toh black bird tha
Bird bird - aabe mai yaha uss dev ke bache sai lad raha hu taaki yeha raaj karu abb tuh kon hai
Mai bola - sun be
Par mere muh sai pata naa kaisi awaaj aa rahi thi
BkBird - aaj enn logo ko enke naye bhajawan sai milawata hu uss nai ek family ki tarf ek power ball chhod di
Maine apna haath aage kar diya woh mere hath sai takayi aisa laga jase koi
gudagudi hui
Black bird hawa mai udta hua mujhe chitti jaise lag raha tha
Maine ungli sai usse mara jaise caroom board mai striker woh pata naa kaha gayab ho gaya
Par logo ki khoon ki khusbhu mujhe pareshan kar rahi thi
Mai waha sai bhaga jidhar black bird ko mara tha mai bhag raha tha aur mera
sharir chhota hota jaa raha tha dhirre dhiree abb mai bus 10 - 12 feet kaa rah
gaya phele syaad bhaut jada hi thaa jaise maine kayi movies mai dekha bole toh king kong size kuch
Mai todhi hi der ke andar jangal mai tha
Mere saamnai black bird pada tha
Black bird[ BB ] - aaahhh kon hai chutiyaa sale nai mar hi dala
Mai - ggaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
BB - abe tuh phir gaya aur yeh pahad chua kaise ban gaya
Mai gurata hua uss par khuda uss nai ek fire ball mara par mujhpar uska koi ashar nahi hua
Maine uska gala pakada aur usska aadha mass faad kar fhek diyaa
BB- ..aaaaa.....ahhhhhh ....aaaaahhhhhhhaa....a.a..a.ahhhhh
Maine usske pakho ko pakada aur chir diya aur usski kamar sai bone marrow tod di
Usski dard ki bhayank awwaz purre area mai gunj gayi tabhi uper sai koi roshani dikhi mujhe
Woh niiche jaise hi aayi ek blast hua mere haath sai BB chut gaya aur woh dur jaa kar gira
Uss roshani mai sai ek bhankar chiz niakali jisske aakhe laal thi aur haath mai talawar saayd yeh essi ka nirman hua humari shaktiyo sai par abb mujhe dar jaisa kuch mehsusus nahi ho raha tha uss nai mere uper talwaar feki woh mere upar padi aur tut gayii
Woh chikahata hua mere upaar kuda mai bhi kuda
Udhar black bird karaha raha tha usske ghaav thik hii nahi rahe the
Edar
uss nai ek ghussa mujhe mara mai dur jaaa kar gira
Mai phir utha aur daaahada aur usski taraf bhaga aur haath aage kar diya
Yeh kaya mera haath usske aar paar ho aur usska dil mere haath mai thaa maine usska dil fod diya haath sai
Mai apna haath nikala aaj tak etna tezz kabhi nahi hua kuch bhi mere saath
Mai light sai 4 guna tezz dauda aisa laga
Usski body rakh ki tarah udd gayi
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki etni asani sai mar dunga
Abb ess black bird ko aur maar du are heh kaha bhag gaya
Woh waha par nahi tha
Mai aur kuch bol kar pata meri body fir akadani lagi aur mai behosh hokar gir gaya
5 - 6 ghante baad
Meri aakhe khuli toh dekha ki samne maa bethi hui hai aur pass mai neha aur
payal didi
Mai uthane laga
Neha - are bhai lete raho bus bus utho naa
Mai - are nahi mai thik hu par mai yaha kaise
Maa - neha nai bataya ki tuh road par behosh pada tha acha hua yeh walk par gayi aur tuh mil gaya
Mai (man mai) - chalo neha nai sambhal liya sab
Mai - haa maa woh ek car sai takar lagyi thi
Maa - enn aaj kal logo ko naa jaane kaya ho gaya hai
Mai - are jaane do maa mai thik hu naa bus
Maa nai mera gaal sahalaya - haa mera beta thik hai bus yahi hai caahiye mujhe
Dhiree dhiree sab apne kaam mai lag gaye
Edhar mai ess socha raha tha - yar jab mai usske pankh faad diye toh waha sai gaya kaha mai agar bhehosh na hua hota toh saayd kuch pata chalata
Maa - dev nicche aa kahana kah le
Mai - aaya maa
Mai - aaj pet bhar ke kahunga saari musibat ek bhediyaa bankar kahatam abb buss arav ko aur bacha luh
Mai akar nicche beth gaya
Mausi - kaya baat hai bada muskura raha hai bhau nai khushkhabri de di kaya
Mai - kaya mausi aap bhi naa abb khush naa rahu kaya
Payal - kyu ched rahi ho maa le tuh yeh kaah tere liye special banaya hai
Mai - ohh halwa par kaya fayada mitha nahi lagega
Payal - arre nahi sugar daali hai
Mai - par appke hatho jitani mitti nahi hogi woh
Payal - are arre mere haatho sai kahana hai
Mai - haa aur agar meri payari behan bhi khila de toh aur mittha ho jaaye
Neha joh abhi tak face jhuka kar bethi thi meri taraf dekha
Mai usske aur woh mujhe dekh rahi thi payal didi samjh gayi aaj koi baat hai
en dono mai
Payal - are neha uth dekh aisa bhai nahi milega kisi ko ek mera bhai hai pata nahi kaha raheta hai khane ka chhod baat bhi nahi karata etna busy hai woh
Mausi - mere bete ko mat bol kuch
Mai - neha tuh khila de yeh ladanai lagi abb
Neha etni jaldi uth kar mere pass aayi ki sab hariran ho gaye
Neha - bhai sab chair bhari hui hai
Mai - acha chal hum nicche beth jate hai
Mai utar kar side ke diwal sai tek laga kar beth gaya
Mai - are abb khilagi bhi mujhe duty par jana hai
Sab ek saath kuch ko chhod kar - duty
Mai - oohh sorry maine btaya nahi mai yaha ka naya dgp hu
Payal - uuuhhhh ahhhuhhhhh
Pari nai uth kar unhe pani pilaya - kaya karti ho didi
Payal - dgp yaha ka tuh
Mai - kaya hua essmai
Maine sabki tarf dekha
Mai - ohh aap sab aise kyu dekh rahe ho aur tuh khila rahi hai yaa mai kaah loo khud
Neha - nahi bhaiya bethe raho aap
Neha mujhe khilane lagi
Dad - yeh kab kaya karate hai pata nahi chalata hai
Madan (mousa) - haa waise ek baat bato yeh sab yeh kar kaise raha hai kabhi
agent kabhi dgp
Dad - kahata hai time aane par sab bata dunga
Madan - kahi aisa naa ho time nikal jaaye hatho saai
Mamata(mausi) - aap aisa kyu bol rahe ho dekho kitane payar sai kaha rha hai
yeh kbhi galat nahi karega
Maa - baccho tum kaah lo humm aate hai
Saloni - thik hai maa par hua kaya
Maa - kuch shaadi ka discuss karna hai
Maa mousa , mausi ,dad sab ek room mai chale gaye mujhe toda aajeeb laga
Par maine jada dayan nahi diya kyuki
neha bhaut khush hokar khila rahi thi usski aakho mai todhe sai aashu the
Mai - are pagali kaya hua roo mat
Neha - bhai kal ke liye mujhe maaf kar do aur yeh asshu kushi ke hai
Maine usske asshu poche
- dekh ghussa toh mai abb bhi hu par aise chhupana nahi cahiye tha
Neha mere muh mai halwa dalate hue - aab nahi chhupaungi par aap sai dar gaye hai saab sardar ko haad sai jada bukhaar chad gaya hai
Pari - kise bhukar chad gaya hai
Mai - chup chaap khaana kaah le dusaro ki bato par jada dyaan dene ki jagah padh liyaa kar
Pari - par bhaiya maine toh bus pucha hai
Mai - toh sunn le nahi batana kuch tujhe bus baate karawa lo ensai
Saloni - oye mr jada udo mat bechari ko rula diya
Mai - kyu kaya galat kaha jab sai aaya hu bus ghumana kahana dekh raha hu
Saloni - sab teri hi vajah sai hai
Shikha - are kaya bak rahi hai saloni chhup kar
Mai(man mai) - bhai nikal jaldi warana lagi teri
Mai - acha mai chalat hu
Saloni - maine kaha ruk jaa pehale ess sai maafi mang
Pari roote hue - huuuahhhuhhu jaane do didi
Mai aage jaane laga
Saloni - abb etna bada ho gaya ki mera jawab diye bina jaa raha hai
Mai khijate hue - kaya pagalo jaise baate kar rahi ho kam karoo apna dusro ki zindagi mai jada dakhal mat do
Saloni chilaate hue - de......evv
Mai - kaya dev behan ho wahi ban kar raho ghsaa mujhe bhi aata hai
Neha - bhaiyaa saant saant
Mai - chup kar saant ki baachi aur tum jada maharnai mat bana karoo samajhi
Shikha - dev yeh koi tarika apni badi behan sai baat karnai kaa
Mujhe enki baatoo sai irritation ho rahi thi mai bhar jaane laga
Tabhi picche sai aayi aur saloni didi nai mujhe guhmaya
Aur japad maranai hi wali thi ki maine hath pakad liya
Saloni - teri etnai himmat
Maine unhe picche hata diya
Tabhi gate khula aur sab bhar aaye
Maa - kaisa hangama ho raha hai
Pari - maa bhai nai didi ko dhaka diya
Maa - dev yeh mai kaya sunn rahi hu
Mai - sahi sunn rahi ho enn sab nai
mera dimag kaharab kar rakaha hai
Neha - aap sab room mai jao abhi
Maa - chup kar yaha yeh sab ho raha hai aur tuh room mai bhej rahi hai
Neha - maa baat mano jaoo
Tabhi saloni didi nai ek tapaad rakh diya
Par achank joh hua mere bhi samajh sai bhar tha maine bhi ek taapad maar diya par kaise kyu
Dad - dev tera dimag kahrab ho gya hai
Shikha didi nai unnhe uthaya
Madan - beta tuh beth ghusse mai lag raha hai beth jaa saanti sai pata nahi kaya kar diya en ladkiyo nai
Mai - shai kaha mousa ji aapnai enn ladkiyo nai mera dimag kharab kar diya hai kaha hai woh saari sala ek aadami kaa majak bana rakaha hai tum mere tum mere ho
Maa - kon
Mai - aree wahi saari meri biwiyaa
Madan - kaya biwiyaa
Neha mere pass aayi aur mujhe pakad kar le jaane lagi
Neha ke pakadte hi mera gussa jasse gayab ho gaya mujhe usski shairi ki khusbhu sai jaise khichav saa mahsus ho raha tha mai usske picche aram sai jane laga
Ki tabhi maa nai mera haath pakad kar mujhe rok liya
Neha kaa haath chhut gaya
Maine piche dekha maa ekdum sai picche haath gayi
Payal - what the hell is this
Sab mujhe ghur rahe the
Maine apne shir par haath raka
Yeh kaya mere chaire par baal aa rahe ohh shit phir sai nahi
Pari - maa yeh bhai koo kaya ho raha hai
Neha - khadi mat raho bhag jao yaha sai abhi yeh naye naye werwolf hai apna
ghussa control nahi kar paa rahe hai
Saloni - w..eeerewolf dev tujhe kaise pata
Shikha - yeh sawaloo ka wkhat nahi hai aap log kaade kyu ho yha sai jao
Tabhi manav bhai ke saath c chacha/chachi ,bchacha /chachi ,teeno bua kiran /rani /deepa andar aate hue
Manav - woh maa jara bhar aaaahhhh yehhh kaya hai
Saab ek saath chilla pade
Chachiya aur bua toh chilane lagi ladkiyoo ki tarah - eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
Mai haath aage kiya saloni didi taraf woh piche hat gayi
Saloni - chuna mat mujh piche haato
Mai todha aage bhadha
Saloni - nahi nahi piche hato
Neha - didi asse mat bolo woh abhi normal ho sakaete hai
Maine haath nicche kiya
Neha mere pass aakar mera face pakad liya - bhaiya acha socho acha socho sab
thik hoga
Mai - haa mai aacha insaan hu mai kabu kar lunga
Neha - haa bhaiya aram sai labmi sasse
Mai ek lambi saas li
Sab bus hum dono ko dekh rahe the manno jam jaye ho
Tabhi saari dev ki deviya utarnai lagi sidhiyo sai
Masoom - are ekdum mast thi yaar woh chuttudiyaa aahhhhh (Woh janu sai takarayi) kaya hua janu ruk kyu jayi
Janu nai saamnai ungli kar kar di
Saari ki saari bhi maano jam jayi par chillayi nahi koi
Devika bhaag kar mere pass aayi - yeh kay ho raha hai aapko
Mai - mujhe yaha sai le chalo kahi mai kuch kar naa do mai mere pair kaam nahi kar rahe hai
Devika mere kaan mai - par yah sab hai kaise (Mai bhi nahi cahataa ki aur kuch ghar waloo ko pata chale )
Mai - aaahhh neha mera haath
Neha - app hato yaha sai
Mere body ki akadan bhadnai lagi
Mai girane wala tha ki neha nai pakad liya
Neha - app yaha rahe toh kisi ko nuksan pahucha doge
Neha nai mujhe khandhe par lad diya aur room mai lekar gate band kar diya
Bhar sab log Pehale toh mujhe dekh kar hairan the par neha nai joh kiya woh aur bhi jada shoking tha
Manv - yeh kaya tha
Mausi - hume nahi pata
Maa room ki taraf jaane lagi
Shikha - nahi badi maa aisa mat karna woh sambhal legi usse
Maa - kaise sambhal legi kahi woh darinda meri beti ko kuch naa kar de
Devika - kaisi baate kar rahi ho woh aapka beta
Maa - par abhi joh dekha woh kaya tha mere phol jaisi bachi ko kuch ho naa jaye
Devika - aapko hamesha en sabki padi rehti hai jabki ess whakt dard mai woh
hai
Maa - eye ladki jaban sambhal apni tum humari bhau ki dost hu ess liye kuch
nahi kah hu humare ghar ke mamalo sai dur rhao
Shikha - app lado mat yaha vaise hi badi pareshni hai aur neha koo kuch nahi hoga
Kiran - agar woh darinda ban gaya toh
Shikha - bus bhaut ho gaya woh darinda hai toh usse saath jo hai woh bhi darinde sai kam nahi hai
Maa - tuh bhi ess bhar waali ka saath mat de
Shikha - yeh koi baharwali nahi hai yeh pariyo ki rani aur dev ki wife hai
Sab - kaya ...............
Shikha - haa aur neha ko kuch nahi hoga
Maa - kyu
Shikha - kyuki woh bhi werwolf hai
maa girr kar behosh ho gayi
Dad - savitri
Pari /saloni - maa
Baaki sab ki awaaz abhi bhi band thii dar ke mare
Inside room
Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi
Mera shair thoda normal hua
Mai - neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra man gaya hu tum logo ke liye
Neha - nahi bhaiyaa mai hu naa
Mai - par abhi bhi mai khudh ko rok nahi paa raha hu
Neha - essko aapko harana hoga apne andar ke janwar ko kabu karna hoga
Mai - haa karara hu
Neha - mai bhi madad karati hu
Uss nai mere gaale par kaata aur apne daat bhar nikal liye
Mera khoon behane laga aur mera ghussa bhi thandha hone laga
Mai karib kaiyi ghanta aise hi leta rha aur neha mere pass bethi bethi soo gayi
Maine usse hilaya - neha utho neha utho
Neha - huu haa bhaiya kaya hua aap thik toh ho naa
Mai - haa par hua kaya tha pareshan mat ho
Neha - appko ghssa aaya aur app badalani lage aur app nai sab bata diya sabke bare mai
Mai - kaya sabke bare janu devika sabke
Neha - haa uss samaye sayad koi kuch nahi bola par aab sayad
Mai - par mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi hai
Pari - bhai aisa hota hai jab mai bhediya bani toh kabhi yaad rehata hai kabhi
nahi
Mai - bahar sabke saamane hua
Neha - haa bhaiya sab the
Mai - thanks tune mujhe bacha liya ess ghar ko todane sai Pehale
Neha - par aapko dhyaan rakahana hoga bina baat ke ghusa nahi karna hoga
