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nice update..!!Update 160
Maine ek phone milaya uske baad
Mai - haa Shiva kaha hai woh tino
Shiva - bhai woh tino jaa rahe the ghar par phir achank naa jane kaya hua ki vapas laut
Mai - oh aacha chal baat mai call karata ek call aa rahi hai
Mai unka call pick kiya - haa didi kaisi ho
Tulsi - didi ke bache hai kaha tuh haa etnai saal hue naa koi kharbar naa kuch lagata sabako bhul gaya tuh
Mai - aapko kaise pata chala mai aa gaya hu
Tulsi - sona gayab hai aur tere alawa tin saal kai usko aur kon gayab karega
Mai - ek kaam karo didi aap naa sabko lekar yaha aa jao humare yaha diwali bhi mana lenge saath mai
Tulsi - par woh
Mai - kaya didi apka college bhi khatam ho gaya bahane mat banao aur agar koi bf wagera hai toh bata do
Tulsi - chup kar pagal kuch bhi bolata hai
Mai - ohh daal mai kala lag taha didi ghusa ho gayi matalab ..
Tulsi - aee bus bus kuch bhi mat kahe jaa samajha par ek baat bata tuh mujhe
Mai - jaa didi pucho naa
Tulsi - tuh sach mai etna bada samart hokar hum jaiso sai ekdum normal hokar mila bilkul bhi ghamand nahi
Mai - didi aisa hai toh par maine ess zindagi mai apana sab plan karke rakaha tha even mera janam bhi mujhe pata tha mujhsai payaar karne waali mujhe jaroor bana ke ess duniya me bhejunga par woh kehate hai naa zindagi aapki planing sai bhi alah kuch naa kuch plan karke rakhati hai aur mai kush ho ki aap jaisi didi aur baaki sab mile
Tulsi - waise dekha jaye toh abb humara rista kuch aur ho jaayega jab sona ki tujsai shaadi ho jaayegi
Mai - didi risate hum banate hai na shaadi naa koi aur naam dene se risate nahi banate par aap jaise hi usko asal mai zinda rakahate hai dekho mujhe etna pata hai sona mere man ki har chiz janati hai aur woh apni tulsi di ko sab bata deti hai toh abb aur baate mat karo kaya hua kaya nahi jab aap jaan gayi ho
sab uss sai
Tulsi - are mera dev toh pura sach mai purane jamane kaa raja hi lag raha teri ko 100 raniya honi caahiye ....
Mai - are na na aisa ashirwad mat dena didi etnai bhaut hai mere liye bus bus
Tulsi didi tezz sai hasati hai - acha baba thik hai chal mom dad sai baat karti waha ane ke liye
Mai - ok didi mai karata hu phir aap sai tabhi baat koi dikat ho toh batana
Uske baad phone rakha aur maine vapas shiva ko call kiya
Mai - haa toh tum log kab aa rahe yaha
Shiva - bhai ab yeh kaam chhod ke kaise aye
Mai - woh sab abb tum mere pe chhod do mai kar lunga tum aao
Shiva - ok chal sandy ghar chal
Ab mere pass koi aur chiz nahi bachi thi mujhe usko dudhani ke saath apni
Mai aage jane ko hua ki piche sai awwaz aayi
Ruk Jaa Adharmi
Maine mud ke dekha - gurji aap
Gurji - yeh mai kaya sun raha hu dev
Mai - kaya guru ji
Gurji - mere saath khel mat khel dev apne guru kaa apmaan mat kar
Mai - maine aisa koi khel nahi khela guruji
Gurji - tune apne guru kaa bhi punaram janam karvaya ess sai bada adharm kaya hoga
Mai - mai kuch samajha nahi guruji
Gurji - tuh nahi janata ki masoom kaa pita govind kon hai
Mai soch ke - ohh acha toh k dev nai aapko bata diya sab
Gurji - haa jise mai sabsai khota sikka manata tha woh hera nikal aur tuh asali khota sikka hai mera
Mai - aap joh bhi kahe guru dev maine govind ji ke roop mai apka punaram janam es liye karwaya taaki aap meri madad kar sake
Gurji - kis chiz mai madad karu teri haa duniya ko kahatam karne mai
Mai - nahi balki usko aise mar kaat sai bachane mai
Gurji - toh aise hoga sabaka bachav
Mai - haa guruji mai uss samaye pull ( bridge ) ko tod den cahata hu jis sai koi bhi naa samaye mai aage ja sake naa piche
Gurji - par ess sai bhaut si jaatiya bhaut piche reh jaayegi
Mai - aaj naa toh kal sab aage badhate hai janate hai sab jite rehange toh sab acha hoga
Gurji - par duniya sai jadu kahtam hone kaa matalab hai bhaut si jatiya kahatam ho jana
Mai - nahi guruji mai bus uss jadu yaa mantra yaa joh kuch bhi hota jis sai samye yatra ho sakati usko band kiya jaa sake bus wahi karunga
Gurji - nahi ess sai samaye mai bhaut si gadbadiya ho jaayegi dev
Mai - hone de guruji unn sai ladane ko mere jaise bhaut sai samarat aur raja ladnai ko aate rehange par mahashaitaan jaise baar baar samaye ke saath khel ke naa jaane kitno logo aur na jaane kitni andekhi jaatiyo kaa naash karate rehate hai
Gurji - mujhe lagata mahashaitaan hi ess duniya mai sahi hoga tuh nahi tuh asali khalnayak hai ess duniya ko joh sab nasat karne jaa raha hai
Mai - joh bhi samajhe aap guru ji maine ladakiya ladi hai bhaut mai janata hu hum samart aur raja logo par sanik apni jaan luta dete hai aur piche teh jaate unke priwar joh unke bina puri zindagi kisi murde ki tarah reh jaate hai aamane samane ki ladayi mai woh sab mare hue sainik lad sakate the par agar unhe koi samaye sai khel ke maar de toh kaise lad paayenge woh log unn sai
Gurji - ess sai agar tune kisi apne ko kho diya toh devika yaa kdev kyuki un logo kaa bina jadu ke kuch astitva nahi hai
Mai - maine yeh ladayi guruji apno ko khone ke liye shuru ki thi balki apno ko bchane ke liye shuru ki apne aur sabke apno ke liye joh mujhe nahi lagata mahshaitaan kabhi soch sakata hai ussnai toh pechale janam mai bhi apni beti janu ko mujhe marne ko bheja thaa par usse kaya pata janu aur hume toh ek hona tha joh apno ki jaan aise khatre mai daal sakata woh apno ko bachane kaa dard nahi samajh sakata hai
Gurji - aur joh maine shikhaya tujhe un sidhanto kaa kaya hoga
Mai - unn sidhanto ko maine pichale hi janam me chhod diya uss sahreer ke saath
Gurji - matalb tune thaan liya hai ki duniya ko khatam tuh karega toh mai tere saath nahi rahunga mujhe bhi aisa naya sisha dudhana hoga joh tere inn mansubo pe pani pher sake
Mai - jaisa apko thik lage kare abb agaya cahunga mai aapsai
Guruji waha sai chale gaye aur thodi der baad waha k dev aya aur humani ek shield banaya taaki abb yeh baat ek panchi bhi naa sun paaye
[ K dev - kaya bhidu yaar yeh sahi tha tera guruji ko kaam pe laga diya
Mai - ha ha ha aur waise tune jhut sahi bola be jadu , samaye pull sab kahatam
K dev - par yaar guruji etnai nasamjh naa hone ki humari ess chal ko naa samajh paaye tune yeh sab sabsai bola ki yeh sab khatam karna aakhir tuh sach mai kaya cahata hai
Mai - mahashaitaan kaa ess nahi har duniya sai kahatma aur sabko ek aisi jindagi dena jismai woh apne caahane waalo ke bina kisi dar ke rahe matlab mai saare rajayo ko ek rajaya bana dunga mahashaitaan ke jaane baad
K dev - phie guruji yeh sab kyu
Mai - taaki mahashaitaan soche ke woh mere taraf nahi hai toh unsai milega jaroor wahi caahiye mujhe]
nice update..!!UPDATE 161
Uske baad jab mai ghar aya toh sab log tayari mai lage hue the pata nahi dada ji kab rukane bolate kab aane bolate hai
Dad - jaa bhai yaha kadha kaya aur apni team lekar nikal gaaw ke liye aur koi extra player toh nahi bacha naa
Sab hasnai lage meri team mai joh log thi unn sabko chhod ke
Mai - kaya dad bus bhi karo baad mai yeh sab mere kaan khichati hai
C chacha - acha beta bus etnai sai kaan khihwana chalu kar diya
Mai - haa lo abb aap bhi maje aur un dono ko bulawaya hai ki nahi
Saloni - haa kasish aur sanajana sidha wahi aayengi aur haa lene jaane ki jarurat abhi nahi hai phir lene laaoge phir naa jaane kaya kaya fasa fusa ke aa jaaoge
Richa - enka yeh hamesha kaa hota jaa raha aap hoge sabake janam karwane waale par abhi yaha ki janam mai bhi jina sikhe sukha pata naa bane rahe kabhi edhar kabhi udhar
Mai - toh gilla baan jaau
Dad - kaya kha
Mai gala saaf karte hue - uuh uhh are dad matalb bhari ho jaau tab ek jagah pada rahunga naa
Pari joh neha sang dur thi uske kaan mai - ek baat bata bhari bhari ki baat chal rahi kahi tere paav bhari toh naa hone wale
Neha kadha hila ke - hat naa pari ched mat mujhe
Pari dheere sai - yaar maine bhai ki pakad dekhi hai aur tuh hai bhi etnai forward
Neha - acha etnai pakad dekhi hai toh kyu nahi toh hhi forwad ho jati
Pari haath masalate hue - saah...wahi toh nahi hua na abhi tak pagal tuh hi kuch bata de kaise hua tera
Neha - bus ek baar unhe excited karke jab koi naa waha rehanga abb tere kamar naa meri tarah tutane layak ho gayi toh kehana
Mai badi der sai dekh raha tha - aee kaya kushar fusar chal rahi hai chalo jaldi abb jab sab ready hai toh
Pari - kaha kuch kushar fusar ho rahi aap aise hi jaoge kaya
Mai - haa abb kaya asali raja baan ke jaau
Maa - haa saloni tuh sab janati hai naa thik thak toh jaa esko waise hi kapde pehana kuch waha sabhi log aa rahe hai keval esko hi milane aur yeh bol raha aise hi jaau
Mai - acha nahi jata aise bus bolo bhai kaya pehanu mai
Sab mere piche piche mere room me aa gayi
Mai - aree tum sab kyu aa gayi
Devika - kabhi kabhi toh aapko sajane kaa mauka milata hai aur ess bar toh naa kitna time ...
Mai bich mai bat roak - thik hai baba bus lo utaro
Aur dhere dhere mai bus abb underwear mai bacha tha
Mai - haa yeh bhi kyu chhoda ess bhi utar do
Pari - ruko mai utar deti hu
Mai chilla ke par utana bhi nahi - aee aee dur dur abhi tum sab meri biwiya nahi ho toh dur abhi
Aditi - gf toh hai naa ji uatarne do naa
Mai - aee panchi waali bus chup chup aur tum logo ki garami thodi thandi karo bhai ek ek karke hi kar paunga mai
Shikha mujhe kuch pehanate hue - acha toh aisa karo naa apni powers sai ki hum sab ki shugraat ek saath ho aur shaadi bhi
Mai sahi sai adjust karta hua - acha matalb pehalr shugraat phir shaadi waah waah kaya baat hai
Komal kuch dusra pehante hue - abb hum aapke aap humare toh joh bhi pehale ho yaa baad kaya farak padata hai
Mai vapas adjust karte hue - haa kyu nahi jane man shaadi sai pehale kyu naa apni nayi generation bhi laa dete hai
Saloni kuch pehanate hue - yeh powers lete hi ekdum kaise mardo waali akad aa gayi hai
Mai - are kaha jaan akad ke dimag mai nahi aur kahi aa rahi bus wahi sahi kar raha hu
Ek toh samajh nahi aata baat koi bhi enn ladkiyoo ko bus khii khii karke hasana ata hai
Thodi der aur meri pehana pehani hui naa jane kaya kaya pehan diya enn sab nai
Mai - bus naa baba aur kitna
Richa - aap chup raho ji masoom didi kar rahi hai naa
Mai - thik hai tape laga do mere muh pe nahi bolata
thodi der baad aur kuch thik thak kiya enn logo nai aur phir mai enn logo ko lekar waha sai gaav ki taraf nikala
aaj uss carnival car kaa use bhi jaayeg toh family trip ke liye kaafi time sai rakhi thi
11 log toh aram sai aa jaate phir bhi hum log 12 ho gaye the toh adjust ho gaya yehi fayada hota hai jab aapki gf aur biwiya yaa dono kaa figure kuch jada sexy ho
waise baaki log toh bus mai aa rahe the waise jane ko flight sai jaa sakate the par aise jaane ka aur maza hai aur writer ki kuch khurafat bhi dikh jaati hai
Thodi dur nikale toh waha pe ek candy floss wala tha jise har koi kisi aur naa kisi naam sai janta hai yeh Komal ke bhaut favorite the maine car roki aur ek ke liye toh naa lunga naa toh etna liye ki sabko man bhar toh mili jaaye aur phir car aage kar di
Komal - abhi tak yaad hai aapko ki mujhe yeh pasand hai
Mai - nahi mujhe kaha yaad yeh toh mera bhoot ne le liya hai
Komal - naraz kyu hote ho pucha hi toh tha
Mai - toh abhi tak kyu bola mai kaya ek din mai bhudha ho gaya aur tum dadi amma ban gayi ho abhi tak ha kuch bhi
Saloni - mai keh nahi rahi thi yeh ekdum sai kuch jada mardana ban gaye hai
Mai - acha toh kahi tum phir sai saloni didi ban ke tappad marne kaa nahi soch rahi ho naa
Saloni apne muh pe haath hath ke - haaw yeh kaya keh rahe ho aisa ab mere sai soch ke bhi naa hoga
Shikha - kyu aisa kaya change ho gaya yeh abhi bhi hai toh tumhare chhote bhai
Mai - haa shikha didi bikul sahi kaha
Shikha - kaya kaha jaao mai baat nahi karti aap sai
Masoom bhaut khilkhila ke has rahi jaise yaha koi majak chal raha tha kaya aap logo ko bhi lagata majak chal raha kaya
Masoom - pehale kaise kehate the meri didi aur mai aisa soch nahi sakata abb dekhi kaise maje le rahe ho
Mai - toh kaya hua waise mujhe ek kisi dost nai gandharva vivah kaa bataya tha toh abb mera bhi wahi hoga toh essmai kaya roak lunga mai ...
Pari - mere ko toh koi bhav nahi deta lagata aapko naa bade saaman waali pasand hai ess liye bus sab badi waaliyo ki baate
Mai - chinta mat kar tere bade karke teri bhi baate karunga
Pari - matalab sab sach hai
Mai - are kuch nahi jaise yeh log waise tuh
Devika - yeh log kaya matalab ji
Mai - matalab tuh bhi meri biwi yeh sab bhi meri biwi aur mai biwiyo mai bhedbhaav nahi karta joh hai sab apni hai
waise sala pehale aisi baato pe kaan koi na koi aeth deta thaa abb koi reaction nahi
Sona - kyu de reaction abb dev keval dev nahi samrat dev hai sab shakityo ke saath aise aapke saath kaise kar sakate hai
Mai - are baba phir tumnai man ki baat padhi
Sona - etna toh padh sakati hu naa
Mai - ok baba yeh janu kaha hai so gayi kaya
Janu - nahi mai bus sun rahi sach mai aisa lag raha hum sab ek hi hai
Mai - bus socho ek hi ho ek mat hona bus jab tak jaruri naa ho
Komal - waise school mai mere sai bate nahi ho paati thi aur abb 11 se ek saath kar rahe hai dekho toh
Devika - kaya fayada komal woh naash pita mahashaitaan aa gaya hai abb enke dimag mai phir bhaage firenge
Mai - aacha jaban chalu tumhe toh mai ache sai remand mai lunga mahashaitaan ke liye mai kahi naa jane wala ussko kudh yehi bula ke marunga
Neha - kuch bhi kare yaha laate laate kahi bister tak mat lana usse
Sab uski taraf dekhate hai
Maine chup rehana sahi samajha nahi toh abke paka sab samarat bhul jayegi aur meri tarafdari hogi
Aditi - log kare janam janam kaa intazaar..
Aur koi chhup bethi reh kar seh gayi inke war ...
Abhi ke liye etna hi age ke episode mai mulakaat hoti hai abb yeh safar kitna shukhi hoga yeh toh aage jaane pe pata chalega
nice update..!!UPDATE 162
Uske baad hum log kaafi aage nikal gaye aise hi baate karate hue yeh log toh etna baate ki thak ke need lene lagi aur mai car cahate hue abb un palo ko soch raha thaa jis sai mai aaj yaha hu
Tabhi koi samane aya aur maine break mara sab jaag gayi
Maine car kaa gate khola aur dekha waha ek ladaka kadha tha
Mai - kon ho tum yaha kyu kadhe ho
Tabhi piche mere body pe ek laat padi aur laat marne waali ki taang sayad tut gayi aise giri woh
Yeh dekh woh ladaka mere pe fire karat uss sai pehale uske uski gun pakad ke uske kandhe par maari woh aage gir gaya
Mai - kaya kar raha hai ladake tuh majak samajh raha hai kaya
Ladka uss tutti taang waali ladaki ki taraf jata hai aur mere aas pass aur log aa gaye
Aur mujhpar war karne lage tarah tarah ke attacks sai par mere samajh mai nahi aa raha kyu maine haatho sai ek ek puch mai unhe wahi behosh kar diya
Woh taang tuti ladaki boli - kon ho tum janawar ho kaya joh aise maar rahe ho sako
Devika uske baal pakad ke - Chhup kar kudh hamala karati aur bolati hai ki woh janwar hai
Ladak devika ke haath pakadne wala tha maine ek laat maari usse aur woh ek ped sai takara gaya
Ladaki - nahi bhai please unhe chhod do
Maine niche jhuka aur devika sai baal chhodani ko kaha
uss ladaki ki awaaz mai woh dard tha joh mai pehale bhi dekh chuka tha
Mai - chhod do devika esko
Devika - par yeh ...
Mai - chhod do jaane do
Devika nak usse chhoda aur woh joh uth nahi paa rahi thi bhaag ke apne bhai ke pass gayi
Ladaki - bhai tum thik toh naa
Ladak - haa diya mai thik hu bus kandhe mai chhot lagi hai
Diya - aapsai bola tha maine mujhe nahi lagata yeh koi mamuli insaan hai hume nahi lena caahiye tha yeh mission
Mai aage usske pass akar - kaya naam hai tumhara
Ladaka - Yash
Mai - haa tog yash aur diya etnai early age mai yeh sab krne ke liye kaya chiz tumhe majboor kar rahi hai
Yash apna haath pakad ke - sir aapke toh baal suit sab jaise gold ke hai humare liye toh aapke jutte ki bhi kimat saal bhar kahane ke barabar hogi
Mai apne jutte ki taraf dekh ke - nahi sayad jasie tum bol rahe ho uss hisab sai enki kimat tumhare liye 200-300 saal araam sai kahne ke liye hai
Diya mere taraf dekh ke shir jhuka ke - aap sayad koi raja yaa kuch aur lagate hai humsai kaha gaya tha ek insaan ko marana hai
Yash - chup raho diya hume yeh sab batana nahi hota hai caahe mar jaaye
Maine haath apne seene pe rakha aur mera suit gayab ho gaya yeh dekh dono aur chauk gaye
Mai - janu enn baaki logo ko rope of death sai baand do aur aaj andhera hone ko hai toh yehi camp laga dete hai devika tum enn dono kaa kahyaal rakho abhi sai 30 minute baad milata hu tum logo sai
Thodi der baad baaki sab logo ke saath shiva aur sandy bhi aa gaye mainee bola aaj raat yehi rukate hai sab apne enjoyed mood me the toh yeh sab batana kaa koi matlab bhi nahi tha
mai tent ko lagate lagate kuch soch raha thaa
Shiva - kaya baat hai bhai kuch pareshan sai lag rahe ho
Mai has ke - nahi aisa kuch nahi aur sabki sab thik hai aur chhoti kaha hai
Sandy - woh toh bhai thak ke soo gayi kirti ke saath khel khel ke
Mai utha - ach thik hai thoda aram karo aur thoda alert reaha
Sandy - ji bhai
Thodi der baad mai devika ke pass gaya
Mai - ae ladake chal mere saath jara
Diya - please enhe kuch mat kariye
Komal - shaant raho unhe marna hota toh abhi tak tum log bache nahi hote
Woh utha aur mere saath bahar chala thodi dur jaane ke baad
Mai - jis nai tujhe bheja hai woh tujhe barbaad kar dega
Yash - aisa kaya hai uss mai
Mai - kyuki uska kaam hai logo ko aisa bana dena
Yash - mai samjha nahi kaya keh rahe ho
Mai - woh tumhe aisa bana dega joh tum karoge tumhe wahi sahi lagega
Yash - oh sakata par aapnai hum dono ko kyu chhoda
Mai - kyuki tum abhi wahi ho jaha mai tha
Yash - matlab tum kaise logo ko marne soory aap kaise marane lage logo ko
Mai - maine bahut logo ko mara hai kudh ke liye logo ke liye ache ke liye bure ke liye
Yash - abhi aapnai kaha mere jaise uss sai matlab
Mai - matlab ki mai bhi kabhi aise logo ko marata tha bus farak etna hai tumhare pass abhi diya hai mere pass koi nahi tha toh bhaut wkhat laga
Yash - kis chiz mai wkhat laga
Mai - yeh janane mai kis asal mai zindagi hai kaya
Yash - sir aap kuch saaf saaf nahi bata rahe hai
Mai - matalb abb kaya sab bata du maine apni biwiyo ko nahi bataya
Yash - sir aap kaya cahate hai aap jaise halat kisi aur ki ho ek minute woh sab aapki biwiya thi kaya
Mai - haa aur mai nahi caahunga ki koi bhi waise bane
Yash - toh sir bata dijiye naa aage bhi kuch
Mai - acha chal beth
Hum dono wha beth gaye maine apna haath aage kiya aur waha ek memory plate aa gayi
Darsal mai dev ek time pe jisko aaj mai marana caah rha aur jis mahashaitaan yaani manohar jis sai tumhe bheja usska student tha
Par mere liye toh uss time naa kuch galat thaa na kuch sahi
Flash back
Yeh mere pehale janam kaa hisa hai jis sai koi jaan paayega ki mai aur mahashaitaan yaa manohar kon the kyu the kis liye the
Mai naa kisi ke pet sai janama naa hi kisi nai mujhe banya tha mai ek shakti vishfhot sai nikala tha uss time pe kuch log mujhe jinka maine acha kiys woh mujhe shaktiyo kaa devata bolate aur jinka maine bura kiya tha woh mujhe shaktiyo kaa shaitaan bolate the
Baat hai hai ek din ki mujhe kuch logo nai mujhe gher liya marne ke liye aur kuch ko bachane mai maine do logo ko maar diya aur jab uske gaav waalo ko pata chala toh mere chhote sai bane ghar mai unn logo nai aag laga diya
Mai akela thaa toh kon hi bachane aayega mujh uss din pehali baar mujhe dar laga waha sabke pass dost the unke pariwar the par mere pass kuch nahi tha
Halaki aisa nahi ki mere dost nahi bane bane par bus faiyada lene le liye sab jab tak mere pass rehate the jab mere pass kuch thaa yaa kisi sai ladane ki jarurat hoti thi
Toh mai bahaga uss gaav sai bahar ki taraf aur bagate hue unn logo nai bahut kuch phek ke mara jis sai meri halat bahut kahrab ho chuki thi
Jaise hi mai gaav sai bahr nikala wha ek adami aa gaya mere samane uss din maine asali dar dekha joh gaav waale mujhe marane ko taiyaar the woh usske aate hi aise jhuk ke beth gaye jaise woh unka sab kuch hoo
nice update..!!UPDATE 163
Uss adami ki awwaz aise aayi ki agar koi sune chhota bacha toh uska mut nikal jaaye maine apna pakada kahi mera toh naa nikala mai bhi utana bada nahi hu
woh ek khatarnak adami jaisa lag raha tha
toh
kaya be kutto kaahe chila rahe ho aur uth ladake kaya kiya hai esnai
ek bola maalik mere bete ko maar diya aur eske bhi
gand ke andhe yeh etna saa hokar tere ghode jaise beto ko maar dega pata hai kiske samane kadha hai tuh
maafi maafi maalik par esnai kiya
mai upper ki tarah dekh ke uska muh ekdum kala kala nazar aa raha tha andhere mai
Unn logo nai mujhe gher liya tha aur jaan sai marne wale the ess liye maine unhe kudh ko marne sai pehale maar diya
maalik yeh jhutt keh raha hunare bache aise nahi hai
sab esko maalik keh rahe sayad maalik eska naam hai
Maalik - teri maa ke naam kaa mantra padhu saale har kisi ko uska beta sidha aur beti dood ki dhuli lagti hai aur unn do chutiyo ko mardangi dikhane kaa mauka mila toh esske samane humare pass bhej deta
maalik ab aap hi naaye kare
Maalik aage gaye aur ussko haath sai utha liyaa - teri beti chodu saale edhar aa ladake
Mai usske paas gaya - ji
Maalik - kaya karna cahata hai eske saath
Mai - esnai mera banaya hua ghar jala diya essko toh mai akela hota toh jala deta
Usnai haath aage kiya aur uske haath mai aag aa gayi
Maalik - le jala
usnai etnai tezz bola aur samane koi haa naa bhi nahi keh raha tha maine haath mai woh aag ki masaal pakadi aur usnai uss adami ko uske upper rakh diya woh jal ke rakh ho gaya
Yeh aisa shaitani kaam maine aag tak naa dekha na kabhi socha rha yeh aakhir hai kon
woh chillaya aur waha sai sab bhaag gaye
Woh - kaya caahiye tere ko joh yaha bhaag ke aaya
Mai - kuch nahi .....
woh mujhe ghurane laga - tera koi hai nahi kaya be
Mai - nahi tuh kon hai
Woh mujhe pakad ke utha liya - chaar fati ke ande apne baap sai aise baat karata hai
Mai - meri toh naa hi nahi baap kaha sai aayega
Woh - acha tabhi saale etnai akad hai kabhi lagata londiya ko niche liya nahi joh etnai akad hai
Mai - haa mera toh hai par tere toh etnai age mai bhi etnai akad lagata tujhe bhi abhi tak nahi mili
usnai mujhe ped pe phek ke mara
Mai - phek aise raha jaise londiya bhi nagi naa dekhi tune be
Woh - chup kar machar ki jaat
Mai - sala chodu mere haath ek adami jala diya
Woh - tuh bola toh jhadu ki jalana hai tujhe pehale bada ji ji kar raha tha
Mai - haa pehale laga tuh koi raja waza hai par toh meri hi tarah chodu killer hai
Woh - tuh abb tak kitnai maara be
Mai soch ke - abhi tak 223 yeh adami laga hata ke esko tune jalaya
Woh - hat mai nahi manata
Mai - mat maan maa chuda
usnai pet pe laat mari aur mere muh sai khoon aya
maine haath pe liya khoon ko aur chaat gaya
Woh dekha phir mujhe azeeb sai
Woh - tuh lagata paidaishi harami hai
Mai - par tere jaisa harmi banana hai taki sabki gaand fate jaise abhi en logo sai fati
Woh - dusari ki gaand fatane sai pehale apni gaand mai guda hona caahiye
Mai - acha chhoda jane de phir
Mai etna bol paya ki woh aise roop mai aaya ki mai abb apna pakad bhi nahi sakata mut nikal hi gaya sach mai
Woh - mahashaitan hu mahashaitan shaitaan bhi mere aage jhuk ke jata hai
mere pair kaap rahe the usko aisa dekh ke
woh normal hua par abb normal bhi dekh usko mere taange kaap rahi thi
Mahashaitan - kaya lauda fas gaya muh mai bol be
Mai - ji ji kuch nahi
Mahashitan jor sai hasa - chal waise ess roop tak aane pe nahi sab pehale hi dar jaate hai tuh pehale joh uss roop tak gaya meri takkar waalo mai
Mai - ji ji
Mahashitan - chal ab tuh mere kaam aayeg aur mai tere
Mai uske piche piche jaane laga thodi der baad jab woh aage agaya uske mehal mai toh waha gate mai nagi ladkiya kadhi yeh sab daasi thi yaa raniya etnai sundar
Mahashitan - yaha akar tuh samajh gaya hoga mai ghusane naa jata kahi ghuswane waali kudh akar beth jaati hai
Mai - ji ji
Mahashitan - chodu abb darna band kar tujhe ess kiye laya kyuki tere andar dum hai
Mai - yeh sab mere ko bhi dega tuh ki nahi
Mahashitan - ha ha ha ha pehale aisa ban jaa ki enki mai jab daale toh baar baar tujhe maange jaise abhi mujhe managti hai
Mai - yaha koi adami nahi hai kaya
Mahashitan - chhup be unki kaya gaand sai gaand hilayega
Mai - nahi nahi
Mahashitan - woh dekh samane jisko tune aaj mara yeh uski beti hai
Mai - mai jaau kaya
Mahashitan - chhup abhi etna ho jaa ki pareshani naa ho
Mai - matlab
Mahashitan - tuh apni kahani banana chata hai toh jab kahi kahani batayega yaa likhega waha tera baalik hona jaruri hai na..
Mai - acha samajh gaya tab tak mai kaya karu ess mehal mai
Mahashitan - aee ramu ki edhar aa
Anu - ji maalik
Mai - esko woh roopnagar wala kaam de de aur eski thakaan mitnae ko kar kuch
woh mujhe ek kamre mai lekar gayi aur waha mujhe kuch taswire dikhayi
Anu - enn chaar logo ko marna hai
nice update..!!UPDATE 164
Acha thik hai par yeh taswir banane wala kon hai badi achi banayi hai marane waali ki taswir
Anu - tumhe kaya matlab kaam karo apna
Mai - haa bus kar jaa apna kaam kar mera dimag naa kaah
Anu wha sai apna niche aur upper kaa saaman hilati chali gayi
Maine dekha uss taswir ko dubara aur phir apni kapde mai khos liya
Tabhi ek aur ladaki aayi aur woh mujhe ek sone ke siko sai bhara ek thaila diya aur ek talwar di aur chali gayi anu ki tarah
Maine woh sab liya aur chala uss gaav ki tarf jaha woh charo milenge
Waha sai mai ek gaav mai ruka jaha purane saaman karide beche jaate the apne pass purane ke naam pe bus ek saaman tha joh mere pent mai tha woh thodi bechunga mai
Toh socha kuch kahrid liya jaaye purana
Waha ek bahut si sadi gali si ek talwar thi maine socha yehi karib leta hu par woh mujhe do sone ke sike ke padi
Mai - aisa kaya hai be esmai chabutar ke
Bechane wala - chabutar kaya
Mai - kaam ki baat naa suni lakadi chod nai
Bechane wala - yeh 2000 saal purani hai ess liye
Mai - saali eski halat aisi hai jaise koi raja apni sadi hui gaand khujata tha
Bechane wala - aee bhaya karid li naa abb mere ko aur bechane de jaa yaha sai
Maine usko apni piche ki nayi karidi polati mai rakh liya
Aur gaav paar karata hua ek jungle mai pahucha sala jungalo kaa yeh bada ghatiya kaam hai andar jaate hi jhaadi dekh ke mut ane lagata hai
Khair eska bulawa kon roak sakat hai maine ek jhaadi mai khaali kiya paani
Tabhi ek pathar laga meri khopadi mai
Kon hai be sala waha bosadi mai.. mera matlab uss ghufaa mai kon hai be
Waha sai ek ladaki bahar aayi aur
Ladaki - kaise ho meri jaan
Maine aage piche dekha - mere sai kaha kaya
Ladaki - haa tumsai hi jaan edhar aao naa
Mai - apni talwar nikal ke uske samane ki aur woh behosh ho gayi hat saali yeh gali hui talwaar kaha sai aa gayi
Mai abb uss ladaki ke pass gaya uska haath utha ke chhoda - abe yeh toh ludak gayi sach mai etnai baas aa rahi kaya uss talwar sai par yeh apne ko jaan kaahe bol rahi thi chhodo apne ko kaya mare caahe zinda rahe pehale chal ke enko maar ke aata hu pass hi lagta hai enka ghar hai
Thodi dur jaane ke baad maine ghar dekha aur talwaar lekar ghar mai ghusa aur charo ko kaat pit ke bahar aya par marne mai saalo nai mera haath kaat diya maine apna kata hua haath bhi apni potali mai daal liya unke shir ke saath
Bhar nadi ke pass jakar maine khudh ko dhoya aur apna haath saaf kiya jismai sai abhi thoda thoon ana band hua aur maine apne upper ka kapada uatar ke uspar baand liya
Mai bandh hi raha tha ki ek chidiya mere ko ek chitti dekar gayi
Pata chala kuch ghadi pehale tune kaam pura kiya aur tera haath kat gaya hai usko lekar paas ke gaav sai lage hua rajya mai jaa wha ek ladaki milegi tujhe saloni naam ki uss sai bolana apne haath ko jodnai ke liye
Saloni haa chalo esko bhi dekh lete yeh bhi mere ko jaan bolati hai kaya
Mai saaman utha ke waha sai chala aur thodi hi smaye baad gaav ko paar kiya aur uss rajya ke market sai jaane laga log mujhe ghur ghur ke dekhane lage same waise jaise mei kuch saal kaa hua tha tab dekhate the
Ek adami -chii chii abb kaise kaise log aane lage hai ess rajaya mai
Ek aurat - aise anaath ko toh bich sehar mai taang ke maar dena caahiye
Mai talwaar nikalane wala thaa ki mere kate hue sai alag haath pe kisi nai haath rakha laga mano mere shareer kaa dard sab kahatam ho gaya ho
Maine pichel dekha woh boli - tumhi ho jisko mahashaitaan nai bheja hai
Mahashaitaan kaa naam sunate sab mere aage gir gaye woh aurat apne saari ke palu sai mere pair ki dhul ko saaf karne lagi
Aurat - mere sarkaar maafi maafi humsai bhaut badi bhul hui joh humani aisa kaha aapko maafi
Saloni - sab uth aur jaaye yaha sai yeh yaha kisi ko kuch nahi karenge
Sab jaldi jaldi waha sai bhage aur mai saloni yeh naam thaa uss ladaki kaa uske piche gaya aur beth gaya ek kaksh mai kaafi sundar kakash hai
Maine polati saamane rakhi aur apna haath nikal ke samane rakha woh ussko uth ke silane lagi aur phir usnai mer silate silate ek malham lagya jiski khusboo maine aaj tak nahi shungi thi
Mai - yeh kaya hai yeh mujhe milega kaya
Saloni - ji yeh malham hai joh maas ko fatane sai bacata hai silate hue aur jada dard naa ho saath saath aisi khusboo deta hai jis sai aap sukoon sai upchar kara sake
Mai- acha yeh bhi sahi hai
Usnai uske baad haath waath ghumaya aur kuch bolaa jaise jadu jaise mere haath judnai laga abb aisa nahi lag raha thaa mera haath mere sai alag hai
Kuch time aur laga aur jaise hi usnai woh last mantra padha mai behosh ho gaya
Saloni - tum log anadar aao aur haa enko sambhal ke nehala ke sula dena yeh humare liye aadesh hai
Saloni man mai - yeh aakhir kon hai naa eske andar kushi hai naa dukh aisa maine pehali baar dekha hai
Unsai waha padi woh talwaar uthayi aur dekhaa
Saloni - yeh etnai purani talwaar kaise yaha ess bag mai
Usnai ussko saaf karna chalu kiya …
Awesome andUPDATE 164
Acha thik hai par yeh taswir banane wala kon hai badi achi banayi hai marane waali ki taswir
Anu - tumhe kaya matlab kaam karo apna
Mai - haa bus kar jaa apna kaam kar mera dimag naa kaah
Anu wha sai apna niche aur upper kaa saaman hilati chali gayi
Maine dekha uss taswir ko dubara aur phir apni kapde mai khos liya
Tabhi ek aur ladaki aayi aur woh mujhe ek sone ke siko sai bhara ek thaila diya aur ek talwar di aur chali gayi anu ki tarah
Maine woh sab liya aur chala uss gaav ki tarf jaha woh charo milenge
Waha sai mai ek gaav mai ruka jaha purane saaman karide beche jaate the apne pass purane ke naam pe bus ek saaman tha joh mere pent mai tha woh thodi bechunga mai
Toh socha kuch kahrid liya jaaye purana
Waha ek bahut si sadi gali si ek talwar thi maine socha yehi karib leta hu par woh mujhe do sone ke sike ke padi
Mai - aisa kaya hai be esmai chabutar ke
Bechane wala - chabutar kaya
Mai - kaam ki baat naa suni lakadi chod nai
Bechane wala - yeh 2000 saal purani hai ess liye
Mai - saali eski halat aisi hai jaise koi raja apni sadi hui gaand khujata tha
Bechane wala - aee bhaya karid li naa abb mere ko aur bechane de jaa yaha sai
Maine usko apni piche ki nayi karidi polati mai rakh liya
Aur gaav paar karata hua ek jungle mai pahucha sala jungalo kaa yeh bada ghatiya kaam hai andar jaate hi jhaadi dekh ke mut ane lagata hai
Khair eska bulawa kon roak sakat hai maine ek jhaadi mai khaali kiya paani
Tabhi ek pathar laga meri khopadi mai
Kon hai be sala waha bosadi mai.. mera matlab uss ghufaa mai kon hai be
Waha sai ek ladaki bahar aayi aur
Ladaki - kaise ho meri jaan
Maine aage piche dekha - mere sai kaha kaya
Ladaki - haa tumsai hi jaan edhar aao naa
Mai - apni talwar nikal ke uske samane ki aur woh behosh ho gayi hat saali yeh gali hui talwaar kaha sai aa gayi
Mai abb uss ladaki ke pass gaya uska haath utha ke chhoda - abe yeh toh ludak gayi sach mai etnai baas aa rahi kaya uss talwar sai par yeh apne ko jaan kaahe bol rahi thi chhodo apne ko kaya mare caahe zinda rahe pehale chal ke enko maar ke aata hu pass hi lagta hai enka ghar hai
Thodi dur jaane ke baad maine ghar dekha aur talwaar lekar ghar mai ghusa aur charo ko kaat pit ke bahar aya par marne mai saalo nai mera haath kaat diya maine apna kata hua haath bhi apni potali mai daal liya unke shir ke saath
Bhar nadi ke pass jakar maine khudh ko dhoya aur apna haath saaf kiya jismai sai abhi thoda thoon ana band hua aur maine apne upper ka kapada uatar ke uspar baand liya
Mai bandh hi raha tha ki ek chidiya mere ko ek chitti dekar gayi
Pata chala kuch ghadi pehale tune kaam pura kiya aur tera haath kat gaya hai usko lekar paas ke gaav sai lage hua rajya mai jaa wha ek ladaki milegi tujhe saloni naam ki uss sai bolana apne haath ko jodnai ke liye
Saloni haa chalo esko bhi dekh lete yeh bhi mere ko jaan bolati hai kaya
Mai saaman utha ke waha sai chala aur thodi hi smaye baad gaav ko paar kiya aur uss rajya ke market sai jaane laga log mujhe ghur ghur ke dekhane lage same waise jaise mei kuch saal kaa hua tha tab dekhate the
Ek adami -chii chii abb kaise kaise log aane lage hai ess rajaya mai
Ek aurat - aise anaath ko toh bich sehar mai taang ke maar dena caahiye
Mai talwaar nikalane wala thaa ki mere kate hue sai alag haath pe kisi nai haath rakha laga mano mere shareer kaa dard sab kahatam ho gaya ho
Maine pichel dekha woh boli - tumhi ho jisko mahashaitaan nai bheja hai
Mahashaitaan kaa naam sunate sab mere aage gir gaye woh aurat apne saari ke palu sai mere pair ki dhul ko saaf karne lagi
Aurat - mere sarkaar maafi maafi humsai bhaut badi bhul hui joh humani aisa kaha aapko maafi
Saloni - sab uth aur jaaye yaha sai yeh yaha kisi ko kuch nahi karenge
Sab jaldi jaldi waha sai bhage aur mai saloni yeh naam thaa uss ladaki kaa uske piche gaya aur beth gaya ek kaksh mai kaafi sundar kakash hai
Maine polati saamane rakhi aur apna haath nikal ke samane rakha woh ussko uth ke silane lagi aur phir usnai mer silate silate ek malham lagya jiski khusboo maine aaj tak nahi shungi thi
Mai - yeh kaya hai yeh mujhe milega kaya
Saloni - ji yeh malham hai joh maas ko fatane sai bacata hai silate hue aur jada dard naa ho saath saath aisi khusboo deta hai jis sai aap sukoon sai upchar kara sake
Mai- acha yeh bhi sahi hai
Usnai uske baad haath waath ghumaya aur kuch bolaa jaise jadu jaise mere haath judnai laga abb aisa nahi lag raha thaa mera haath mere sai alag hai
Kuch time aur laga aur jaise hi usnai woh last mantra padha mai behosh ho gaya
Saloni - tum log anadar aao aur haa enko sambhal ke nehala ke sula dena yeh humare liye aadesh hai
Saloni man mai - yeh aakhir kon hai naa eske andar kushi hai naa dukh aisa maine pehali baar dekha hai
Unsai waha padi woh talwaar uthayi aur dekhaa
Saloni - yeh etnai purani talwaar kaise yaha ess bag mai
Usnai ussko saaf karna chalu kiya …