MEGA UPDATE - 13
Rahul - arre aap yaha
Dada - yeh
Maine unhe rok diya
Mai - pari ka friend hu aap kaise jante ho
Rahul - kaya sir etne bada kaam kiya aur esse bol rahe ho jaise khuch jaante hi nhi ho
Sikha didi to ghur rahi thi
Tabhi saloni aa jati hai
Saloni - kaya hua kyu gala faad rah hai are tum sab ek saath yaha
Sumit - arre saloni mene suna teri
school mai kisi sai ladayi ho gayi thi
Saloni Ghusse mai - badi jaldi pata chal gaya aap ko to kaam sai fursat kaha vase aap ko kaise pata chala
Rahul - arre didi puri jagah news fali hai ki aap ko bachane ke liye ek hero nai fight ki hai
Mai - arre yar ye kaya hero laga rakha hai mai toh bus normal insaan hu
Sumit - aap dd hi hai na
Mai - ha kyu koi shak hai kaya
Sikha - nahi nhai ye to pagal hai aap ki madad ke liye shukriya
Dada - chaloo bacho fresh ho jaoo tumhara bhai aane wala hai
Sikha - aur koi shocking news bachi hai kaya
Dada - haa
Maine phir beech mai aakar - aap ka bhai pagal hai kaya
Sajana - oye honge tum kahi ke hero par agar mere bhai ko khuch kaha toh accha nahi hoga
Mai - arre mera matalb hai aap log usse dhund rahe ho aur wo etne pyaar karne wale pariwaar ke pass kyu nhi aaya
Ritu - aisa nhi hai bus wo kisi kam mai busy honge ya problem mi
Aaj apne priwar ka etna bharosa dhekh kar mai khush ho gaya
Esse hi edhar udhar ki baate hoti rahi mai soch raha tha picche ek saal mai mere sath kaya hua hai saloni didi sai aaj raat baat karani hai
Thodi der baad sab table par baith Jaate Hai
Mom - arey kahan reh gaye ab tak Saloni jara phone karke pata karna
Saloni - Haan Main abhi phone Karti hu
Saloni dad ko call kar deti hai tabhi gate khulta hai dad andar aate hai
Mom bhagate hue unke pass jati hai
Mom - kaha hai mera beta
Dad - jaha ka address mila tha vaha nahi mila
Mom - to vapas ku aaye jaiye abhi dhudh ke laoo
Dad - arre suno to sahi
Mom - mujhe khuch nahi sunana bus aap dhud ke lao
Aur wo bhar janne lagati hai
Dada - bhau ruk ja agar wo ess shar mai hai to jarur mil gayega
Dad aur Mom dono andar aa jate hai Dad mujhe dhekhe kar shock ho jaate hai
Dad - ye yaha kaya kar rha hai
Mom - ye pari sai pyar karata hai wahi leakr aayi hi essko
Vaha bethe sab shock
Komal, saloni,pari ko chhod kar
Dad - ye kaya bakwas kar rahi ho
Mom- sahi kah rahi hu kal raat neha nai enn dono ko room mai dhekha tha
Dad mujh sai - tum jara mere sath room mai chaloo
Mai - ji
Phir mai aur dad room mai aa jaate hai
Dad mujhe kas ke gale laga lete hai aur rone lag jate hai
Dad kaha chala gay tha tu bata mujhe asse koi apne pariwar ko chhod kar jata hai
Mai bhi rote hue - nahi Dad mai aap logo ke bina kaise jinda rah sakata hu Par aap ko mere baare mai kisnai bataya
Dad - mai jo kaam sai akash ke ghar gaya to us nai tumhare baare mai batya
Mai - accha to ye baat hai
Dad - ye pari tere baaree mai kaya baat kar rahe hai
Phir maine kal raat sai lekar saari baate bata di kiss ko chod kar
Dad - accha to apni mom to tang kiya jaa rha hai
Mai - mai to kab ka bta deta par pari ki kasam sai ruka hua hu
Dad - chaloo koi baat nahi tab sai tere bina yeh ghar sunna thaa
Par humari baate koi sun raha tha tabhi ek ladaki bhagti hue aaye aur mere gale lag kar mere gaalo ko chum nai lagi
Dad - accha to chup sai sun rahi thi aur ye kya tunne esse pura gila kr diya
Ritu - ye mere bhaiya enhe chumu ya gila ye mere hai
Mai - chal tuh Joh thik kahe par ye
Chumanna band kar
Dad - chaloo niche sab wait kar rahe hai
Mai - Dad aap niche ja kar maa ko bta dena abb bus bhaut ho gaya
Dad - thik par baad mai pari ko tum sambhal Lenna Phir hum tenno niche aa gaye
Mom - ho gayi baat
Dad - par ladaka mujhe pasand nhi hai
Pari ke to jaise saree armano par paani phir gaya
Mom - sahi kaha par mujhe lagata hai enn dono nai khuch galat kr liya hoga
Mai - mom........bus....
Mom to chock gayi aur baaki log bhi mere aise chillane sai
Mom - tum mujhe kyu mom keh rahe ho
Papa - kyuki yahi tra dev hai apne bete ko nahi pehchan payi abhi tak tuh
Mom dev dev kehati hue mere gale lag gyi
sab ke sab shock ho gaye vapas jaise koi tv serial ho bus shock shock ho raha hai
Mom- kaha chala gaya tha meri yaad nhi ayi kya
Mai - aap ki yaad naa ayye asa kbhi ho sakata hai jab hosh aaya sidha yaha aaya ess liye toh
Mom - to phir etene dher sai yeh sab natal kyu kar raha tha
Mai - kuch nhi buss toda sa majak tha
Mom - agge sai kbhi aisa mat karana
Mai- chaloo aaj ke baad nahi karuga bus kahana khilaao jaldi
Maa - tuh na kahata to bhi khilati kitna shuk gaya hai
Saloni - shuka nahi ek saal mai six pack bana liye hai essnai
Neha mujhe azeeb sai dekh rahi thi pata nahi kyu mai jab sai aaya kuch toh azeeb saa ho raha hai
Usske baad hum khanna khane beth gaye aaj sabhi bhaut khush lag rahe the mujhe bhi aab jakar sukun mila
Mom - mai toda aaram karta hu baad mai aap sab sai tasalli sai bate karunga aur komal tum bhi ghar jaao kal milate hai rahul tumhe chhod dega kyu rahul
Rahul - Haa Kyu nahi bhai
Komal - Ok jaisa tum kaho
Uske baad mai aakar apne room mai soo gya
Shaam ko meri need khuli to meri dhekha ki meri mom aur pari bethe hue khuch baate kar rahe hai
Mai - kaya ho rha hai kis baat par etni baat chal rahi hai
Mom - tere kaale karname aur poll khol rahi hai
Mai jhatt sai uth jata hu
Mai- Kon sai karname
Mom - yeh komal aur masoom ka kaya chakar hai
Mai - achha khabari Nee Sab Bata Diya
Pari - Jyada mat bolo
Mai Pari ke kaan mai sucide ke baare mai to nhi bataya pari nai naa mai shir hila diya
Mom - ab tum dono ladana mat Shuru kar dena
Mai - Achha aap khana nahi khatti kya
Mom - kyu aisa kyu laga
Mai haate hue aap bhaut patali ho gayi ho
Maa - Ruk Ja Badmas matalab mai phele moti thi ruk bahut Bigad Gaya tuh
Mai bathroom mai bhaag gaya
Thodi der baad mein Bahar aya toh dekha
Saloni didi bhi aa gayi thi
Mom - arey Dev fresh Ho Gaye chalo tum log Baatein karo main coffee Lekar Aati Hoon
Mai - thik hai
Phir Mom Neeche Chali Jati Hai
Mai saloni Didi ke paas jakar- didi Yeh Sab Kaya chakkar Jab Tum Mujhe pehle se Jante thi phir ye sab natak kyu
Saloni - nhi mai keval dd ko janti thi
Mai - accha khuch to batoo
Saloni - tere baare mai sab khuch pata tha par ye nahi pata ki tuh yhi mera bhai tha ye to sabke sath pata chala hai
Mai - Dd ko kaise janti ho
Saloni - kyuki dd ki magani ho gayi hai masoom sai
Mai /pari - kayaaaaa..............
Mai - ye kaya bakwas hai accha ek minute essi liye ussne sucide ki kosis ki hai
Saloni - ha par komal sai kab sai pyar karata hai
Mai - aisa khuch nahi hai didi
Saloni - abb chhupane sai khuch fayada nahi hai.
Mai - par didi jab meri us se magni hui thi to kaya kbhi ussenai ye tatoo nahi dhekha hoga
Saloni - arre jab tu hamare sath wonder park gaya tha humne bhi aisa koi tatoo nahi dhekha
Pari - aap kab gayi bhaiya ke sath
Saloni - dev ke sath nahi dd ke sath gayi thi tujhe pata hai naa 2 mahine phele mera Uk ka trip gya tha na tab hi masoom eske sath aayi tab hi
Mai - par didi Dd hai kya kuch pata hai
Saloni - yeh baat keval mujhe aur masoom aur usske pita ji ko pata hai
Mai - ab suspense khatam karo aur batoo
Saloni - mujhe ye bhi pata hai tera face change kiya hai par mujhe ye baat samajh mai nhi ayi ki masoom nai kyu chipayi ki tuhi mera bhai hai kyuki jab usnai tera asali face dhekha tha
Mai - too usse sab maloom tha ki phir usse ye sab kyu kiya aur aap nai park mai ku nhi pehchana mujhe
Saloni - kyuki ussnai mana kiya tha ki tumhare sir par chot ke karan yaadas chali jayi hai aur ek secret baat hai
Mai - accha wo secrete baat kaya hai
Saloni - yahi ki tune eek saal mai woh kiya hai jo koi bhi nahi kar paya
Mai - jada ghumaoo mat
Saloni- tum ek secret agent ho aur woh bhi bahut famous
Pari - ghanta famous koi janata to hai hi nahi
Mai - pari gaali nahi beta mere samane toh nahi
Pari - ye beta mat bola karo gandi feeling aati hai
Mai - kis chiz ki baani hai tu kabhi bhi khuch bhi
Pari - strawberry ki chatana hai
Mai- didi esski nautanki lagi rahegi aap aage bato koi mujhe kyu nahi janata
Saloni - kyuki dd ka face kisi nai nahi dhekha nahi wo hamesha hi joker ka face bana ke aata hai aur unhonne nai ek video dhikayi pari bhi video dekh kar daar gayi aur mujhse dhur haat gayi
Mai - pari mujhse mat daro mai dd nhi hui agar hota bhi tuh kyu dar rahi hai
Pari mere gaale lag gayi bhaiya kitana bhayankar hai ye sab ek baar tv mai dhekha tha par ye pata nhi tha ki ye aap hi ho
Saloni - ye log kisi ladaki Ki izzat utarna caah rahe the tabhi ussnai matlab tumnai enhe asse mara tha
Mai - mai nahi hu ho woo
Saloni - tum ladakiyon ke bahut kuch bhi ho aur crush bhi kyuki ye to ek case hai pata nahi kitni ladkiyo ki jaan aur izzat bachai hai etana hi nahi tumsai milane ke liye ladkiyo nai apne friends ke saath ulta sidha ka try kiya jhutta taaki tum unnhe bacha lo
Mai - accha etna famous hai ye dd par khuch sahi samajh nahi aa rha sab bhikhara sa lag rha hai aap ko ye sab kaise pata chala
Saloni - tum baare mai pehle to mai nahi jaanti thi jab tum yaha aa rahe the tab masoom ne sab khuch bataya aur ye bataya ki tum yaha kisi kaam sai aaye hoo
Mai - aur ye magani ka kaya chaakar kar hai
Saloni- mai bhi esse liye tumse ghussa thi kyuki dd ki magani tak to thik tha par jab mujhe pata chla ki tum mere bhai ho to Mujhe gussa aa gya Par tumsai ab gussa hone galat tumhe todi pata tha ki tum kaya kar rahe ho
Mom - kiski magani ki baate ho rahi hai
Pari - bhaiyya ki
Mai- are pagal
Mom - tezz sai aaji sunate ho
Dad bhagte hue aate hai
Dad - kaya hua etna chilla kyu Rahi ho
Mom - are apke bete nai magani kar liye aur aap kah rahe hai ki mai chillau naa
Dad - kaya dev ye sab kya hai
Mom - dad woh dad
Mom - kaya wo wo laga rakha hai bina hume baate ye sab
Saloni - wo ess ne nahi ki balki dd nai ki hai
Mom - dd kon hai
Dad - aaj kal yeh dd naam bada famous ho rha hai tv paar ussi ki baate hoti rahati hai par beta tumhe ye naam rakh nai ki kaya jarurat hai
Saloni - ye wahi dd hai
Dad - kaya ye ho hi nahi sakata wo to harayana ki aur baki jagah ki news hai
Mai - mai bhi ek saal sai harayana mai tha
Mom - koi mujhe batayega yaha kya chal rha hai
Saloni didi nai phir sari Baate baate unnhe batayi
Mom - to phir mujhe abhi apni bhau sai milana hai
Mai - mai ye sagai nhi mannata
Dad - tuh kay tera baap bhi manega ek baar jo Humare khandan sai jud gaya to usse koi mana nahi kar sakata tere aane sai hum bhaut kush par hum kisi ladaki kaa hal uss sai nahi le sakate hai
Sabhi hasane lagte hai
Mai - Mom ye sab to bus ho gaya
Mom - beta khuch baate wkhat par chhod dete hai
Mai - par......
Mom - chup kar ye bata meri bahu kha hai masoom ja usse le kar aa
Pari - unhone to sucide kar liya hai
Saloni - pagal ladki time dhekh ke bola kar aram sai kuch nahi hua thik ho jaayegi woh
Mom - Hey Bhagwan ye Sab kya hai Dev
Mai - kuch nahi bas Thoda Sa
misunderstanding hai Mom abb thik hai wo city hospital mai hai
Mom - Chalo Hospital
Mai - haa chaloo mai bhi jaane waala tha
Aur yeh pari ki bina dekhe baate karne ki wajagh sai Hum sab hospital ki taraf nikal jaate hi
Thodi hi dher baad hum waha pahuche
Location - hospital
Mom (mujhe hila kar )- dev dev dev
Mai (hosh mai aate hue )- ha Mom kaya ho gaya
Maa - kaha khoo gaya
Mai - khuch nahi asse kuch soch rha tha
Maa - baad mai sochana hospital aa gaya andar chal
Mai - Ha Mom chalo
Hum log andar gaye aur masoom ke room mi aa gaye masoom ke pass uske pita ji aur mami , mama , aur ek ladaka aur ladaki khade the jo mami ke bache the aur dr
Karan purohit - masoom ki mami ka Ladaka
Surbhi purohit - unki ladaki
Mai - doctor kab ya thik ho jayegi
Doctor vikas - jadi le aaye the esse liye ab kaffi sudhar hai bus khuch dher mai hosh aa jayega mene injection to kaafi phle laga diya par pata nahi hosh kyu nhi aa rha
Mai - chalo thik hai
