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UPDATE 16
Mai subaah utha too mujhe khuch apne face par khuch naram aur gila sa mahasus ho rha tha maine dhire dhire apni aakhe kholi to maine dekha maine neha ko kas ke pakad rakha hai aur mera mera muh uske seene mai daba hua tha aur uske kapde jo pasine mai ho gaye the
Mai jadi sai usse chhod diya maine himmat kar ke uski taraf dekha to mujhe hi dekh rahi thi maine usse khuch kehne ke liye muh khola hi tha ki woh bathroom mai bhag gayi maine time dekha 6 bej rahe hai mai neha ke bare mai jada nahi socha ye sab galti mai hua hai aur uske ke liye meri koi gandi feelings nahi hai
Pata nahi yeh dd ban ke maine kaya kaya kiya sala phele aaj tak kabhi aisa nahi hua tha
chhod maine thodi kiya yeh sab apne aap hua sorry maang lunga neha sai
Phir mai masoom ki taraf mud gaya woh kaafi pyari lag rahi thu uske kuch bal uske face par maine uske baal hata diye to uske honth apne hoth sai chue
Masoom ki need khul gayi woh usske gaal jaise uthate hi laal ho gaye ho
Mai - ab kyu sharma rahi raat ko to khud.......
us nai meri muh par hath rak diya aur piche esshra kiya
Maine piche mud ke dekha to pari bethi hui thi aur uske gaal bhi ekdum laal
Mai - arre pari tu kab uthi
Pari - abhi uthi thi bhaiya aur maine kuch nahi dekha
Mai - kaya dekha maine to khuch nahi bola
Pari - kuch nahi neha kaha hai
Mai - bathroom mai hai
Pari- accha mai mom ko utha kar aati hu nasta banane ke liye pata nahi aaj jagane kyu nahi aayi
Pari waha sai chali gayi phir thodi der baad mai masoom sai baate kar raha tha neha bhar aayi mera dyan uske chest par chala gaya paani ki bunde uske baalo sai the hue uski tshirt hat yeh mai kaya kar raha hu
Neha nai mujhe aisa karte hue dekh
Mai khud to sambhalate hue - arre tum fresh ho gayi chalo masoom mai tumhe bathroom me lekar jata hu
Masoom - nhi mai
Maine usse goad mai uthaya aur bathroom mai ghus gaya
Masoom - ab jayo sai tum
Mai tum akele nahi kar paaogi
Masoom nhi mai kr lungi
Mai - mai help karunga to khuch galat hai kaya
Masoom - par mujhe sharam aa rahi hai
Maine toda maja lene ke bhut khuch chupaya hai naa tune abb bata hu - thik hai karati raho maine ab tumhe touch bhi nhi karunga leke bathi raho ess sharam ko
Masoom - sorry mai to ........
Mai - neha yaha aa eski madad kr
Neha ji bhaiya
Mai bhar aa gya aur beth kar hasane laga
Mom - chal beta nasata kar le
Tabhi bathroom sai roone ki awaj aane lagi Mom bathroom ke pass ja kar kya hua beta gate kholo
Neha gate kholti hai - Mom ye bhaiya pagal ho gaye hai kaya
Mom - ab kaya kiya essene
Neha - ab enko nahi chodungi enhone bhabhi ko rulaya kaise
Mom - baat to bata
Neha - nai shari baat Bata di
Mai heraan tha ki masoom nai usse ye sab kaise bata diya
Mom - chal hat neha (masoomsai)- beta ye bahut majakiya hai bachapan Mai....
Edhar Neha mere upar khod gayi - bahut masti chadhi hai na ab batati hu
Aur mere seene par ghusa marane lagi
Mai - are Mom baccha loo
Mom - mai nhi padane wali tum dono ke beech mai
Mai - moti chhod de mujhe kitna khati hai
Neha - mai mot ye loo....
Mom - chaloo nasata kr loo khel ho gaya ho tum dono kaa toh
Mai - aap chalo mai aata hu aur tum khadi kyu hoo
Mai uske paas jata aur usse god mai utha liya aur bed par leta diya
Mai - thodi si chhut kaya de di tum man mani karane lagi ab aram kar Mom aap log nasta lagao mai esse lekar aata hu
Mom neha chali gayi mai bathroom mai aa gaya aur naha ke aaya thodi der baad
Dekha yeh maharani apne kate hue haath sai press use kar rahi hai
Mai bhag ke usse pass gaya aur press uss ke hatho sai le kar alag rak di
Mai - tu pagal ho gayi hai kaya kisi aur ko nahi kah sakati kaya ha bol tujhe araam karne ko bola tha naa
Masoom bus meri taraf dekh
Mai - ab ghurana band kar aur rest kar aur ess hath sai khuch mat karana samajhi ki nahi
Massoom - tum etna pyaar kr rahe ho mujhese jab ki tumhe pata bhi nahi hai pichali baate
Mai - kyu naa karu meri wife ko mai jaise chaaho waise pyar karu mujhe koi nahi rok sakata
waise sala gf ke umar mai yaha biwi bana ke betha hu mere sai bada ghochu kon hai upper sai yeh karo toh roti woh karo toh roti enn ladkiyo sai kaiyi dur chala jata himalaya pe chain sai rahunga
Masoom mujhe hila ke - kaha jaane ki soch rahe ho
Mai hakala ke abb sochane bhi naa degi kaya yaar - kahi nahi mai kaha jaaunga abhi toh aaya hu
Masoom - chalo nasta bhi karana hai aur aap ko
Mai - ha chlo tumhe le kar chalat hu
Masoom - nahi sab ke saamne nahi
Mai - chaloo ab sharma ki wahajah sai tumhari tabiyat kharab nahi hone dunga
Phir maine kapade phenne aur use utha ke niche le jara kar nasta karna laga aur khud bhi karne laga
Todi dher baad
Dad- kaya baat hai inspector yaha
Inspector - hum app ke bete ko girfatar karne aaye hai
Sab ke sab ekdum sai preshan ho gaye
Dad - kis jurm mai
Mai uth kar - Dad unhe apana kaam karne de
Dad - thik hai beta mai tumhari jamant ko tyari karta hu
Inspector - wo shayad nhi hoga
Mai - aap apna kaam kare bus
Phir ussnai mere hatho mai hathkadi laga di sab ke sab roo rahe the yeh kaya hai rona rona mere gahr waale chup Kaahe nahi hote
Mai- Dad sabka dhyan rakhana
Usske baad wo jeep mai betha ke mujhe waha sai le gaya
Sala par pata nahi mujhe dar kaahe nahi lag raha thaa jaise mere liye yeh sab aam baat hai
Location - police station
Usnai mujhe lockup mai dala
Inspector - esse bandh do
Mai - kyu aisa kyu kar rahe ho
Tabhi uska phone bajata hai
Inspector- hello ha Sir ok Sir
Phir unhone mujhe bhaand diya police par hath utha kar mai aur nahi fasana cahata tha
Inspector- maro esse jab tak ki ye behosh na ho jaye
Mai - tuh police wala hai ya gunda
Inspector - khuch bhi kah le ab paise liye to kaam to karana hi hoga par mai soch raha hu teri uss maashooka ko kon bacheyga ha ha ha
Mai - saale mai tujhe zinda jala dunga
Inspector - phele yaha sai to jaa ke bta
Mai - tu kaya sochata hai ki tu mujhe rok payega
Tabhi uska phone aya
Inspector - sudhir
Sudhir - ha thik hai acchi khatirdari kar rahe es ki aap uske maje loo
Mai - kaya bak raha hai be
Sudhir - le teri jaaneeman to unke pass pahuch gayi abb tuh bak
Tabhi kuch log bhar aa gaye aur awaze mujhe kuch jaani pahchani lagi
Sudhir bhar gaya
Dad - humme ek baar usske milana hai
Sudhir - papers laye ho.
Dad - aap ko pata hai na ki court etani subah nahi khulata hai
Sudhir - I am sorry mai khuch nahi kar sakta
Yeh log abhi apni baato mai lage hue the ki waha par suit mai ek ladaka aata hai aur usse laat marata hai
Ladaka - ab tuh hi sab khuch karega jaa mere yaar ko bhar nikal kar la
Sudhir - sab ke sab dhek kaya rahe ho pakado esse aur andar daal do
Usnai etna bola aur par 5 ladke aa gaye aur sab nai apni guns nikal li
Aur waha ek aur 45 saal ka adami andar aaya
Adami - chal be chhod abb usse bahar nikal
Sudhir - kon ho tum police station mai essa karana bhari padega
Admai - saale tere jaise police waale kaya jaane ki dushman par bhari hona kaya hota Jaa jitna bola utana kar
Edhar mai
Mai man mai soch raha are masoom ko khuch ho gaa to mai khud ko maaf nahi kar paunga par woh toh gahr pe shit komal kahi unn haramiyo nai komal ko toh nahi kiya kuch
Maine apne haath sai gor lagane laga meri aakhe laal hoti gayi aur cell ka roof tut kar niche girnai laga pass khade dono hawaldar ghabara gaye aur bahar bhaag gaye
Ab mai azzad tha maine unn dono ki taraf dekha wo dar kar piche hat gaye
Maine lock up ke gate par ek maari wo to jaise cotton ball ki tarah tut gaya
Mai bhar aaya jaise mujhe khuch nazar nahi aa raha tha maine sudhir ko pakad liya ek ghussa uske uski kamar par mar uski hadi tut gayi
Sudhir - aaaaaahhhhahahahaha mar.......r.r.rrr gaya
Mai dusra marne hi wala tha ko kisi nai mere kandhe par hath rakha
Masoom - ruk jao babu
Maine Masoom ki awaj sun kar usse gale laga liya aur usske face ko chumane laga
Mai - tum thik toh ho naa
Ladaka -- arav singh dd ka jigari dost
Arav- abe bus log hai yaha
Mai piche hat gaya
Mai - tum kon
Arav - wo sab baad mai phele teri bel ho jaye
Dad - woh toh 10 beje ke baad hogi
Mai subaah utha too mujhe khuch apne face par khuch naram aur gila sa mahasus ho rha tha maine dhire dhire apni aakhe kholi to maine dekha maine neha ko kas ke pakad rakha hai aur mera mera muh uske seene mai daba hua tha aur uske kapde jo pasine mai ho gaye the
Mai jadi sai usse chhod diya maine himmat kar ke uski taraf dekha to mujhe hi dekh rahi thi maine usse khuch kehne ke liye muh khola hi tha ki woh bathroom mai bhag gayi maine time dekha 6 bej rahe hai mai neha ke bare mai jada nahi socha ye sab galti mai hua hai aur uske ke liye meri koi gandi feelings nahi hai
Pata nahi yeh dd ban ke maine kaya kaya kiya sala phele aaj tak kabhi aisa nahi hua tha
chhod maine thodi kiya yeh sab apne aap hua sorry maang lunga neha sai
Phir mai masoom ki taraf mud gaya woh kaafi pyari lag rahi thu uske kuch bal uske face par maine uske baal hata diye to uske honth apne hoth sai chue
Masoom ki need khul gayi woh usske gaal jaise uthate hi laal ho gaye ho
Mai - ab kyu sharma rahi raat ko to khud.......
us nai meri muh par hath rak diya aur piche esshra kiya
Maine piche mud ke dekha to pari bethi hui thi aur uske gaal bhi ekdum laal
Mai - arre pari tu kab uthi
Pari - abhi uthi thi bhaiya aur maine kuch nahi dekha
Mai - kaya dekha maine to khuch nahi bola
Pari - kuch nahi neha kaha hai
Mai - bathroom mai hai
Pari- accha mai mom ko utha kar aati hu nasta banane ke liye pata nahi aaj jagane kyu nahi aayi
Pari waha sai chali gayi phir thodi der baad mai masoom sai baate kar raha tha neha bhar aayi mera dyan uske chest par chala gaya paani ki bunde uske baalo sai the hue uski tshirt hat yeh mai kaya kar raha hu
Neha nai mujhe aisa karte hue dekh
Mai khud to sambhalate hue - arre tum fresh ho gayi chalo masoom mai tumhe bathroom me lekar jata hu
Masoom - nhi mai
Maine usse goad mai uthaya aur bathroom mai ghus gaya
Masoom - ab jayo sai tum
Mai tum akele nahi kar paaogi
Masoom nhi mai kr lungi
Mai - mai help karunga to khuch galat hai kaya
Masoom - par mujhe sharam aa rahi hai
Maine toda maja lene ke bhut khuch chupaya hai naa tune abb bata hu - thik hai karati raho maine ab tumhe touch bhi nhi karunga leke bathi raho ess sharam ko
Masoom - sorry mai to ........
Mai - neha yaha aa eski madad kr
Neha ji bhaiya
Mai bhar aa gya aur beth kar hasane laga
Mom - chal beta nasata kar le
Tabhi bathroom sai roone ki awaj aane lagi Mom bathroom ke pass ja kar kya hua beta gate kholo
Neha gate kholti hai - Mom ye bhaiya pagal ho gaye hai kaya
Mom - ab kaya kiya essene
Neha - ab enko nahi chodungi enhone bhabhi ko rulaya kaise
Mom - baat to bata
Neha - nai shari baat Bata di
Mai heraan tha ki masoom nai usse ye sab kaise bata diya
Mom - chal hat neha (masoomsai)- beta ye bahut majakiya hai bachapan Mai....
Edhar Neha mere upar khod gayi - bahut masti chadhi hai na ab batati hu
Aur mere seene par ghusa marane lagi
Mai - are Mom baccha loo
Mom - mai nhi padane wali tum dono ke beech mai
Mai - moti chhod de mujhe kitna khati hai
Neha - mai mot ye loo....
Mom - chaloo nasata kr loo khel ho gaya ho tum dono kaa toh
Mai - aap chalo mai aata hu aur tum khadi kyu hoo
Mai uske paas jata aur usse god mai utha liya aur bed par leta diya
Mai - thodi si chhut kaya de di tum man mani karane lagi ab aram kar Mom aap log nasta lagao mai esse lekar aata hu
Mom neha chali gayi mai bathroom mai aa gaya aur naha ke aaya thodi der baad
Dekha yeh maharani apne kate hue haath sai press use kar rahi hai
Mai bhag ke usse pass gaya aur press uss ke hatho sai le kar alag rak di
Mai - tu pagal ho gayi hai kaya kisi aur ko nahi kah sakati kaya ha bol tujhe araam karne ko bola tha naa
Masoom bus meri taraf dekh
Mai - ab ghurana band kar aur rest kar aur ess hath sai khuch mat karana samajhi ki nahi
Massoom - tum etna pyaar kr rahe ho mujhese jab ki tumhe pata bhi nahi hai pichali baate
Mai - kyu naa karu meri wife ko mai jaise chaaho waise pyar karu mujhe koi nahi rok sakata
waise sala gf ke umar mai yaha biwi bana ke betha hu mere sai bada ghochu kon hai upper sai yeh karo toh roti woh karo toh roti enn ladkiyo sai kaiyi dur chala jata himalaya pe chain sai rahunga
Masoom mujhe hila ke - kaha jaane ki soch rahe ho
Mai hakala ke abb sochane bhi naa degi kaya yaar - kahi nahi mai kaha jaaunga abhi toh aaya hu
Masoom - chalo nasta bhi karana hai aur aap ko
Mai - ha chlo tumhe le kar chalat hu
Masoom - nahi sab ke saamne nahi
Mai - chaloo ab sharma ki wahajah sai tumhari tabiyat kharab nahi hone dunga
Phir maine kapade phenne aur use utha ke niche le jara kar nasta karna laga aur khud bhi karne laga
Todi dher baad
Dad- kaya baat hai inspector yaha
Inspector - hum app ke bete ko girfatar karne aaye hai
Sab ke sab ekdum sai preshan ho gaye
Dad - kis jurm mai
Mai uth kar - Dad unhe apana kaam karne de
Dad - thik hai beta mai tumhari jamant ko tyari karta hu
Inspector - wo shayad nhi hoga
Mai - aap apna kaam kare bus
Phir ussnai mere hatho mai hathkadi laga di sab ke sab roo rahe the yeh kaya hai rona rona mere gahr waale chup Kaahe nahi hote
Mai- Dad sabka dhyan rakhana
Usske baad wo jeep mai betha ke mujhe waha sai le gaya
Sala par pata nahi mujhe dar kaahe nahi lag raha thaa jaise mere liye yeh sab aam baat hai
Location - police station
Usnai mujhe lockup mai dala
Inspector - esse bandh do
Mai - kyu aisa kyu kar rahe ho
Tabhi uska phone bajata hai
Inspector- hello ha Sir ok Sir
Phir unhone mujhe bhaand diya police par hath utha kar mai aur nahi fasana cahata tha
Inspector- maro esse jab tak ki ye behosh na ho jaye
Mai - tuh police wala hai ya gunda
Inspector - khuch bhi kah le ab paise liye to kaam to karana hi hoga par mai soch raha hu teri uss maashooka ko kon bacheyga ha ha ha
Mai - saale mai tujhe zinda jala dunga
Inspector - phele yaha sai to jaa ke bta
Mai - tu kaya sochata hai ki tu mujhe rok payega
Tabhi uska phone aya
Inspector - sudhir
Sudhir - ha thik hai acchi khatirdari kar rahe es ki aap uske maje loo
Mai - kaya bak raha hai be
Sudhir - le teri jaaneeman to unke pass pahuch gayi abb tuh bak
Tabhi kuch log bhar aa gaye aur awaze mujhe kuch jaani pahchani lagi
Sudhir bhar gaya
Dad - humme ek baar usske milana hai
Sudhir - papers laye ho.
Dad - aap ko pata hai na ki court etani subah nahi khulata hai
Sudhir - I am sorry mai khuch nahi kar sakta
Yeh log abhi apni baato mai lage hue the ki waha par suit mai ek ladaka aata hai aur usse laat marata hai
Ladaka - ab tuh hi sab khuch karega jaa mere yaar ko bhar nikal kar la
Sudhir - sab ke sab dhek kaya rahe ho pakado esse aur andar daal do
Usnai etna bola aur par 5 ladke aa gaye aur sab nai apni guns nikal li
Aur waha ek aur 45 saal ka adami andar aaya
Adami - chal be chhod abb usse bahar nikal
Sudhir - kon ho tum police station mai essa karana bhari padega
Admai - saale tere jaise police waale kaya jaane ki dushman par bhari hona kaya hota Jaa jitna bola utana kar
Edhar mai
Mai man mai soch raha are masoom ko khuch ho gaa to mai khud ko maaf nahi kar paunga par woh toh gahr pe shit komal kahi unn haramiyo nai komal ko toh nahi kiya kuch
Maine apne haath sai gor lagane laga meri aakhe laal hoti gayi aur cell ka roof tut kar niche girnai laga pass khade dono hawaldar ghabara gaye aur bahar bhaag gaye
Ab mai azzad tha maine unn dono ki taraf dekha wo dar kar piche hat gaye
Maine lock up ke gate par ek maari wo to jaise cotton ball ki tarah tut gaya
Mai bhar aaya jaise mujhe khuch nazar nahi aa raha tha maine sudhir ko pakad liya ek ghussa uske uski kamar par mar uski hadi tut gayi
Sudhir - aaaaaahhhhahahahaha mar.......r.r.rrr gaya
Mai dusra marne hi wala tha ko kisi nai mere kandhe par hath rakha
Masoom - ruk jao babu
Maine Masoom ki awaj sun kar usse gale laga liya aur usske face ko chumane laga
Mai - tum thik toh ho naa
Ladaka -- arav singh dd ka jigari dost
Arav- abe bus log hai yaha
Mai piche hat gaya
Mai - tum kon
Arav - wo sab baad mai phele teri bel ho jaye
Dad - woh toh 10 beje ke baad hogi
