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Dev the lover

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Pyaare Pathakon,

Agar aapne humari kahani pehle hi padh li hai, toh hum aapko yaad dilana chahte hain ki aap Update 220 ke baad se kahani padhna shuru kar sakte hain. Yahan se aapko kahani ka remastered version milega, jisme kuch naye sudhaar aur changes kiye gaye hain.

Agar aapko kahani ka purana version yaad hai, toh aap bina kisi dikkat ke Update 220 se shuru kar sakte hain aur naye tareeke se iska maza le sakte hain.

Is remastered version mein kahani ko aur zyada interesting, fresh aur impactful banane ke liye kuch badlav kiye gaye hain. Hum ummid karte hain ki aapko ise padhne mein utna hi maza aayega, jitna pehle aaya tha, shayad usse bhi zyada!

Saadar,
[Dev The Lover]


नोटिस: पुराने पाठकों के लिए

प्रिय पाठकों,

अगर आपने हमारी कहानी पहले ही पढ़ी है, तो हम आपको याद दिलाना चाहते हैं कि आप अपडेट 220 के बाद से पुनः कहानी पढ़ना शुरू कर सकते हैं। यहाँ से आपको कहानी का remastered रूप मिलेगा, जिसमें पुराने संस्करण के मुकाबले कुछ नए सुधार और बदलाव किए गए हैं।

यदि आपको कहानी का पुराना संस्करण याद है, तो आप बिना किसी परेशानी के अपडेट 220 से शुरू कर सकते हैं और नए तरीके से इसका आनंद ले सकते हैं।

इस remastered संस्करण में कहानी को अधिक आकर्षक, ताज़ा और प्रभावशाली बनाने के लिए कुछ बदलाव किए गए हैं। हम आशा करते हैं कि आपको इसे पढ़ने में उतना ही मजा आएगा, जितना पहले आया था, बल्कि शायद इससे भी ज्यादा!

सादर,
[Dev the lover]


 
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Court Marriage Ki Planning

Pari abhi bhi gahri neend mein thi. Main usse dheere se side mein karke bahar ki hawa lene gaya. Aaj maine socha, kyun na main kuch special bana loon. Fresh hokar neeche gaya aur coffee banayi. Fir noodles banaye aur bread bhi. Mujhe maggi kaafi pasand thi, toh apne liye woh banayi, lekin Pari ko noodles zyada pasand the, isliye uske liye noodles banaye. Tea bhi banayi, sona ko woh pasand thi.

Main sona ke room mein gaya, par woh waha nahi thi. Masoom bhi apne room mein nahi thi. Tab main saloni didi ke room mein gaya aur dekha gate khula hua tha. Andar baat karne ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Main dheere se andar gaya aur dekha ki tenno maharani baatein kar rahi thi.

Dev: (halki muskurahat ke saath) "Kya baat hai? Kya chal raha hai yahaan?"

Sona: (surprised) "Arre Dev, tum yahan? Badhiya, jaldi uth gaye!"

Dev: (thoda mazaak karte hue) "Mahotarma, maine toh breakfast bhi bana diya hai."

Masoom: (sharmate hue) "Aap pagal ho gaye ho? Mujhe bol dete, main kya mar gayi thi?"

Dev: (halki daant ke saath) "Kya baat kar rahi ho, Masoom? Faaltu chiz mat bola karo!"

Sona: (muskuraate hue) "Ohhh ho, didi, Masoom, kya baat hai!"

Masoom thodi sharm se apna sir Sona ke seene mein chhupakar kehti hai, "Mujhe maaf karna, subah aapka dil dhukhaya tha."

Sona: (pyaar bhare shabdon mein) "Waise, tea toh pila do apne haath ki, aaj toh life ban jaayegi."

Dev: (pyaar se) "Ban di, chalo. Warna thandi ho jayegi."

Sona khushi khushi bathroom chali gayi, apna kaam karne. Main Saloni didi se kehta hoon, "Kya aapko alag se kuch kehna hoga? Jaaiye naa!"

Saloni: (thoda ghabra kar) "Mujhe kaha jana hai?"

Dev: "Haan, Ranisai, tum bhi jao aur neeche aa jao. Main Pari ko lekar aata hoon."

Saloni didi khush ho gayi. "Abhi aayi Dev, bas do minute."

Main apne room mein gaya, Pari ko god mein uthakar bathroom le gaya. Yeh ladki bhi na, itna hilane par bhi nahi uth rahi thi.

Dev: "Arre, Pari, tum bhi na!"

Maine usse halki si tapad maar di, jaise uske gaal par paani ki chhite mari thi.

Pari: kriti majak mat kiya kr samjhi

Pari meri god se utar gayi.

Pari - bhaiya aap mujhe laga kirti hai woh aiss hi meri need kharab karti hai

Main apne gaal ko sehalate hue bola, "Koi baat nahi, lekin aise tapad nahi mara karo, gudiya!"

Pari: "Bhaiya, kabhi toh kuch aur bol liya karo. Gudiya mat bola karo!"

Dev: (muskurate hue) "Aare, abb ismein kya kami hai?"

Pari: "Main kaha se aapko baachi lagti hoon? Dekho, ab toh mera seena bhi aapke barabar hai, bas height kam hai."

Dev: (muskurate hue) "Haan baba, haan, chal brush kar ke niche aa jao."

Pari: "Nahi, aap mujhe god mein uthakar le chalo, bus 10 minute dedo. Fresh hokar aa rahi hoon."

Main bahar jaake bed par baith kar mobile chalu karta hoon. Thodi der baad, Pari fresh hokar meri saamne khadi ho gayi.

Dev: "Chalo, ab!"

Pari: "Haan!"

Main uthkar jaane lagta hoon. Pari bolti hai, "Kaha, mujhe god mein uthao!"

Main thoda kuch nahi bola, kyunki ye itna zyada mere bas ka nahi tha. Phir bhi, maine use god mein uthaya aur neeche chal diya. Woh mere baal hilane lagi.

Dev: "Kya kar rahi ho?"

Pari: "Aap apna kaam karo, main bas dekh rahi hoon, aap dhyaan rakhte ho ya nahi. Mere baal ki shine chali gayi hai, aaj toh mujhe nahana hi padega."

Main chup raha, warna aur ek dialogue milta.

Neeche sab aa chuke the. Masoom dheere se keh rahi thi, "Dekh Saloni, yaar, chhote hone ke fayde toh aise hi milte hain. Ek baar feel kar, phir bata!"

Saloni: "Mera kaisa nasib? Yeh sab meri ladkiyan hain."

Pari: "Bas ab utar bhi do, warna kuch log jal ke bhun jaayenge."

Sona: "Chal, badmaas! Khud nahi aa sakti thi, Dev ko bekaar mein pareshan kar diya!"

Dev: "Abhi kya? Yeh mujhe nahalani wali hai!"

Tenno: "What?"

Pari - Haan, yeh apna dhyaan rakhtae hi nahi hai.

Sona - Meri pyaari Pari, main nahala dungi, tu pareshan mat ho.

Main - Rehne do Sona, yeh bahut ziddi hai, agar yeh na kare toh kahin meri massage ka dhyaan na aa jaye.

Sona - Arre haan, yeh toh. Ab main karungi.

Main (Man mein) - Yeh Bhagwan, ghar walon ko kyun bhejiya? Aaj mera samuhik baala... Ahhh! Sona ne mere pair par maar diya.

Main apni Maggi mein doob gaya, matlab, kehne mein mast ho gaya main.

Phir uske baad kya tha, Sona aur Pari ki zidd ke aage, main kya karta. Acchi khaasi malish hui aur phir nahakar tayaar hua.

Phir Masoom tayaar hui aur Dad ka phone aaya.

Dad - Beta, ghadi mein time dekha hai? Kaha ho? Hum yahan intezaar kar rahe hain.

Main - Aaya Dad, kon-kon hai wahan?

Dad - Teri maa hai aur Masoom ke dad aur unki koi rishtedaar hai. Zyada logon ko bulana theek nahi hai.

Main - Ok Dad, bas pahunchaata hoon abhi.

Maine phone cut kiya.

Main - Arre bhai Masu, kitna time logi?

Masoom - Aare ho gayi, chalo.

Main - Arre bas karo, itna mat sajawo ki mujhse intezaar na ho tumhe wapas ghar laane ka.

Masoom - Aaj meri shaadi hai, toh itna toh karna hi padega na.

Main - Waise ek baat batao, yeh palti kamar ka raaj kya hai? Yeh bol kar maine uski kamar daba di.

Masoom - Aaoooouch! Kya karte ho, late hona hai kya?

Uske baad hum dono neeche aaye, jaane ke liye toh waha sab pagal ho gaye, phir rahi thi.

Sona - Arre woh mala kaha hai?

Saloni - Tumse kaha tha, raat mein hi rakh lete, ab dhoondo.

Pari - Aare didi, woh hai toh aapke peeche.

Main - Kya ho raha hai bhai yaha?

Sona - Arre, aap dono aa gaye, woh bus mandir mein shaadi ki tayyari karwa di hai, bas yeh mala baachi hai.

Main - Mandir mein kab hua tha tay?

Masoom - Aur kya, main court marriage ke alawa sab tahar se shuhagan banungi.

Main - Jaisa tum chaaho.

Main - Par tum sab aise pagal ho, aise ho jaise tumhari shaadi hai!

Sab - Humari bhi toh honi hai!

Itna bol kar sab ek dusre ko ghurnay lage.

Pari (haklaate hue) - Humari bhi toh kabhi hogi, toh yeh log bhi aise hi pagal honge na?

Sona - Haan, kahe dete agla number mera hai!

Main - Thik hai, abhi isse toh klar loo!

Tenno aakar uske mathe ko chumana lag gaya.

Sona - Bahut lucky ho tum!

Pari - Looking gorgeous, bhabhi ji, sorry, nayi wali bhabhi.

Masoom ke aankhon mein aansu aa gaye.

Saloni didi unhe pochate hue - Na na, pagal ho gayi ho, aaj toh mat ro!

Masoom - Yeh toh khushi ke aansu hain.

Main - Arre yaar, late ho jayenge, dekho Dad ka call aa gaya.

Saloni - Thik hai, woh jo jungle ke uss side mein Shiv Mandir hai, wahan aa jaana.

Main Masoom ko lekar court pahuncha, jahan itna der se aane par daant lagi, par uske baad sab accha hua. Maine aur Masoom ne sath mein sins kiye aur maa, dad, Govind ji aur unki bus Malati ji ka ashirwad liya.

Dad - Accha, ab kya plan hai?

Masoom ne mera haath dabaya.

Main - Dad, main isko abhi lekar kuch der kisi hotel mein dinner karana chahta hoon.

Malati - Ohh, dinner mein toh samjhi.

Masoom sharma gayi.

Govind - Chaliye, Samadhi Ji, ab toh sab thik ho gaya, iss kushi ke subh avsar par yeh hua. Iski maa, jahan bhi hogi, khush hogi. Dekho, kya vidambana hai, hamari shaadi bhi issi din hui thi.

Masoom apne dad ke gale lag kar rone lagi.

Govind - Arre beta, kya hua? Yeh toh tu chahti thi na?

Masoom - Dad, aap kya karenge? Waha yahi humare saath rahiye na!

Govind - Pagal hai kya beti? Tujhe pata hai, aisa shastraro mein nahi likha hai kahin bhi.

Main - Arre papa ji, kaise baat kar rahe ho! Yeh sab purani baatein hain, aur waise bhi, ab aapka sab kaam main dekh lunga. Bus aap ab aaram kariye, aur gaav ki shaanti mein zindagi ka maza lijiye.

Dad - Haan, humari bhi yahi raaye hai.

Govind - Ji par...

Maa - yeh kya baat hui , ab humari Masoom beti ke liye itna toh kar hi sakte hain.

Malati - Haan, shayad yeh log sahi keh rahe hain. Bhaiyya, waha bhi aap akela rehte ho, kam se kam ek parivaar toh milega aapko.

Govind - Thik hai, fir apne beti aur damaad ki baat maan leta hoon.

Masoom ab mere paas aakar mere gale lag gayi.

Masoom - Aap kitne acche ho!

Main - Dekha dad, main kitni baar mana kar chuka hoon, par yeh aap jaise karwati rehti hai.

Govind - Yeh toh iska dharam hai, beti. Tum kabhi apne dharm se peeche mat hatna.

Masoom - Ji pita ji.

Pata nahi kyun, par mujhe Govind ji baaton mein aaj mere guruji ki jhalak dikh rahi thi.

Main sabko bye karke nikala, uss mandir ki aur.

Hum dono car mein the. Masoom mere kandhe par sir rakh kar baithi thi.

Main - Kya hua baby, bol nahi rahi ho kuch?

Masoom - Kya bolu? Aaj toh sab kuch mil gaya, mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai.

Main - Haan, woh... Etna bol kar maine car ko rok diya. Yeh achanak cheezein kab hona band hongi?


Main abhi jungle se thoda hi door tha ki ek mini missile mujhe apni car ki taraf aati dikhayi. Maine haath se usse right side mein kar diya, aur hawa mein uska rukh badal gaya. Par doosri side se grounded bomb meri car ke neeche blast hua, aur humari car hawa mein udd gayi.

Main Masoom ko pakda aur car se kud gaya. Maine khud ko neeche rakha taaki Masoom ko chot na aaye. Hum karib 20 meter door gir gaye, road se.

Main - Baby, tum thik ho naa?

Masoom - Mere maathe ko chhukar, "Mujhe tumhare liye bahut chinta ho rahi hai. Tumhe bachane ki koshish karte hue tum khud ghayal ho gaye ho..."

Main - Arre, tum ghabrao mat, abhi sab kuch theek ho jayega!


Tabhi kuch log humare paas aane lage. Unhone apni guns nikali aur dheere-dheere humaare taraf chalana shuru kar diya. Mere andar ka warrior jag gaya. Maine apna haath aage kiya aur shield banayi, jo blast se toot gayi. Aur phir, bina rukte, maine doosra haath aage kiya aur doosri shield bana di, jo uss blast ko rok rahi thi

Main - Yeh sab nahi rukne wala hai. Tum kuch der ke liye kahin safe jagah pe chali jao, main in sab se nipat raha hoon.

Masoom - Par tum...

Main - Tumhe pareshan hone ki zarurat nahi hai main tumhe bachana chata hi bus

Masoom - khoon nikal raha hai aapka


Main - band ho jaayega thodi der me bus thoda time do
Badhiya shaandar update
Masoom ke saath court marriage ho gayi ab mandir me hona Baki h lekin yeh kon log Jo Jeena nahi chahte or Marne chale Aaye
Govind ji bhi maan gaye saath rehne ke liye sahi h
Dekhte h ab dev in sabka kia haal kerta h
 
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Tabhi, peeche se woh aaya jo maine toh kabhi socha bhi nahi tha.

Arav – "Bas! Band karo!"
Goliyaan turant band ho gayi. Woh mere paas aa gaya aur apni gun meri taraf taan di.

Arav – "Kyu be, meri life kharab karke yaha nayi zindagi shuru kar raha hai?"

Main Masoom ko apne paas chipka kar neeche pada tha.

Main – "Yeh tune kyun kiya, mujhe nahi pata. Par meri lene waala hai tu isske baad."

Arav – "Waise hi jaise meri biwi ki li thi!"

Main – "Haraamkhor! Kuch bhi mat bol samjha? Agar teri waali ko bachaya na hota, toh aaj tu apna ilaaj kar raha hota!"

Arav ne mujhe laat marne ke liye pair uthaya, par maine ek haath se uska pair pakad ke use door fek diya. Par woh palak jhapakte hi phir mere paas aa gaya.

Tab mujhe samajh aa gaya ki issmein mere blood ka effect aa gaya hai.

Arav – "Haramkhor, bata tune aisa kyun kiya?"

Ab main khada ho gaya.

Main (Masoom se) – "Baby, tum mandir mein raho main aata hoon."

Maine Masoom ko mandir teleport kar diya aur phir Arav ki taraf mud kar kaha:

Main – "Haan be, kya bol raha hai? Saale, jiske saath main aaj hoon, woh meri zindagi hai. Agar ek kharoch bhi aayi na, toh tujhe jaan se maar dunga!"

Arav – "Maar toh tu kab ka chuka hai. Aakhir tujhe meri hi Sheetal mili thi yeh karne ke liye? Kya kami thi meri behen mein?"

Maine ek thappad jadd diya.

Main – "Itna bhi ganda nahi hoon main!"

Arav – "Shaadi ke din hi laga tha ki tum dono ke beech kuch hai, par tum dono ne toh baccha bhi paida kar liya!"

Main dheere se bola: "Abbe, tujhe koi galat family mili hai."

Arav – "Saale! Maine DNA test karwaya hai. Bacche ka DNA mujhse match nahi hua, par jab maine tera test karwaya, toh match ho gaya!"

Main shock mein: "Accha! Toh aage kya?"

Arav – "Uss kutiya ko baad mein marunga, par pehle iss bacche aur tujhe maarunga!"

Usne ishara kiya aur do aadmi ek baccha le kar aaye.

Main – "Tu sach mein pagal ho gaya hai. Tujhe ab main kya, Bhagwan bhi nahi samjha sakte."

Arav – "Abbe, ek baar bhool jaata agar uska kissi aur se hota. Kyunki saali aurat jaat hi aaj kal aisi hai, aaj iske saath, kal uske saath."

Main – "Bhaag bosidike! Aurat jaat kahan se aa gayi iss mein? Us bechari ne toh tere pyaar ke liye CIA tak chhod di! Aur tu uske baare mein yeh sab keh raha hai? Tujhe sharam nahi aayi?"

Arav – "Kya bakwas hai! Kya main tujhe chutiya dikhta hoon kya?"

Main – "Toh kya karna hai tujhe?"

Arav – "Tera baja bajane aaya hoon!"

Main – "Accha hai, meri shaadi mein bajane waala bhi aa gaya."

Main – "Toh ab kya? In pannatro ko laya hai mujhe maarne?"

Arav – "Haan, pata hai ki inke bas ka kuch nahi tere saamne, par main tujhe zarur maar sakta hoon!"

Main – "Ohh my god! Haaahaa! Yeh mujhe maarega? Meri powers se bane mujh..."

Tabhi usne ek "Tok Tok" move maara, jo electrical tha. Main thoda peeche ho gaya.

Main – "Are baap re! Bacche, tune itna hi seekha hai?"

Tabhi ek aadmi ne mujh par gun taani. Maine haath upar kiya aur gayab ho gaya.

Main nikal kar uss gun waale ke peeche aa gaya aur rakh se uske gale par maara. Uski gardan turant toot gayi. Uske saath waale ne fire karne ki koshish ki, par maine magazine plug nikal kar uske maathe mein ghusa diya


Woh baccha Arav ke haath mein tha, par woh uske haath se chhut gaya. Maine turant usse pakad liya.

Arav – "Aa gaya na apni aukaat par? Aaj tum dono, baap-bete ko zinda gaad dunga!"

Usne apna haath ghumana shuru kar diya. Main samajh gaya ki woh kya karne ja raha hai.

Main – "Nahi, Arav! Yeh raginimanak hai, ise yaha mat la. Bahut nukasaan ho jaayega. Main toh bacha loonga, par tera yeh beta zarur mar jaayega!"

Arav – "Mera nahi, tera aur uss kamini ka hai! Tu hi rakh!"

Main – "Dekh, yaar. Main tujhe chot pahuchana nahi chahta."

Arav woh attack chhodne hi wala tha ki tabhi peeche se ek sena aati dikhayi di.

Woh mere peeche khadi ho gayi.

Main (shock mein) – "Arre! Yeh toh bhediyon ki sena hai. Tum sab yaha kya kar rahe ho?"

Manas – "Apni rani sahiba ka haq lene aaye hain!"

Main – "Kya matlab 'haq'?"

Manas (gusse se) – "Yeh baccha, yeh baccha kiska hai?"

Main (Arav ki taraf ishara karte hue) – "Ess ka hai!"

Arav – "Nahi! Yeh iska nahi, iska hai!"

Manas – "Yeh kya behuda si baatein kar rahe ho? Baccha ek hi ka ho sakta hai!"


Main – "Abey! Main kya bache ka delivery boy hoon? Joh yeh mujhe de raha hai! Yeh le, apna baccha!"

Maine woh baccha Arav ki god mein de diya.

Aur mere muh se nikala - mera lund jiye aise jindagi jhand bhar ki dosti kaam puri zindagi

Arav – "Abey, kaha na! Yeh mera nahi hai! Report dekhi hai maine!"

Main – "Woh report galat hai."

Arav – "Tujhe kaise pata, haan?"

Main – "Abbe chutiye! Maine apni jagah tera blood sample RAW mein jama karaya tha!"

Arav ki aankhein fatt gayi,gand bhi fatti ho toh kisko pata chelega usko lag raha jaise uska dimag ekdum short-circuit ho gaya ho.

Main (mischievously) – "Yeh kya gaa... ohh sorry! Aise kya aankhein faad ke dekh raha hai?"


Arav (shaking his head) – "Maine itna bada chutiyapa kaise kar diya? Main shak ke chakkar mein kaha fas gaya... kya galti kar di maine yeh?"

(Arav ka gussa dheere dheere guilt mein badalne laga.)


Main – "Saale! Agar Masoom hai mera pyaar, aur tune ek baar bhi usse kuch kaha yaar, toh main bhool jaunga ki teri behen bhi thi mera pyaar!"

Manas (ek aadmi se) – "Yeh sala chakkar kya hai? Ek se shaadi ho rahi, doosri ka baccha tha jo ab nahi hai, aur upar se iski behen iska pyaar!"

Woh aadmi daant se maas ka piece kheechnte hue bola – "Aah! Ab nikala! Yeh subah se atka hua tha... waise, kya bola?"

Manas – "Tu bhaag dimag ki bhhaaji, pav mat kar!"

Aadmi – "Soch raha hoon chicken bhaji pav bana loon, kya?"

Main (gusse mein) – "Aeee! Shiiiiiiii! Ekdum chup!"

Arav apne bete ki taraf dekhte hue – "Maaf karna, mere bacche... main yeh kya karne ja raha tha."

Woh apne bete ke sar ko sahlaane laga, jaise guilt se bhar gaya ho.

Main – "Ab tera ho gaya hai, toh main jaun? Woh bechari mera intezaar kar rahi hai!"

(Main apni jagah se uth gaya, aur bhediyon ki sena aur Arav ko peeche chhodte hue, apne pyaar Masoom ke paas jaane ke liye tayyar ho gaya.)

Tabhi woh bhediyon ki sena "Ooooooohhhhooooowwoooowoowhhhhhhh" karne lagi, jaise pura jungle goonj utha ho.

Main (chillakar) – "Chup ho jao kutto! Oh sorry, tum toh bhediye ho, haan... chup ho jao bhediyon ke baccho! Kyun hala macha rahe ho?"

Manas – "Hum yeh shaadi nahi hone denge! Humari rani ka hak cheena ja raha hai!"

Main – "Abe pagal ho kya? Kisi ka hak nahi cheena ja raha! Aur tumhe kisne yeh sab bataya?"

Manas – "Maharani ro rahi thi aur aapko yaad kar rahi thi. Unhone toh woh vimpres ko bhi samjha-bujha kar shaant kar diya. Aapka kiya hua wada unhone pura kiya... yeh hoti hai ek bhediye ki pehchaan!"

Main – "Aree, mai samjha dunga! Bas thoda sa naraz ho gaya tha."

Manas – "Nahi! Hum sabne yaha aane se pehle yeh pratigya li thi ki pehle humari maharani ke phere honge aur shaadi bhi, warna hum bagawat karenge!"

Main (sar pakad kar) – "Iski maa ka! Yeh kya naya drama hai?"

Tabhi Arav dheere se mere paas aakar bola – "Yeh kya ho raha hai, be?!"

Main – "Tu chup! Peeche khada ho ja!"

Arav sunte hi chup-chaap apne aadmiyon ke paas chala gaya.

Manas – "Agar aap nahi maane, toh aapse ladte hue hum apni jaan de denge! Par apne waade se peeche nahi hatenge. Aur aapse jitna humare bas mein hai, utna kisi aur ke bas mein nahi!"

Main kuch sochne ke liye baitha, toh sena mere paas aane lagi.

Main (jhunjhla kar) – "Ab kya? Gaand mein ghusoge kya? Tab se rok raha hoon, gaali! Peeche hato!"

Woh peeche hue, par itne jada congested the ki apas mein lad-lad kar girne lage.

Main – "Loo, ho gayi bagawat!"

Main khada hua aur apne haath hawa mein kiye, aur badbadaya – "bhagwan bhala kare mera!"

Maine apne haath 4-5 baar ghumaye, aur kuch hi der mein waha Neha, Janu, Riccha, Shikha aur Devika aa gayi.

Neha zahir si baat hai, ro rahi thi.
Riccha ke haath mein aloo aur chaku tha, shayad sabji kaat rahi thi.

Devika paani ki tanki liye khadi thi – wahi jo phoolon ko paani dete hain (naam bhool gaya, ab itna sab yaad kahan se rakhu?).

Aur Shikha ji ajeeb sadme mein gum thi, jaise kisi alien ke intezaar mein ho.

Woh sab ladkiyan mujhe dekh rahi thi.

Riccha – "Aap yaha?"

Neha – "Aa gayi meri yaad?"

Devika – "Aare, aaj kaise yaad kiya iss waqt?"

Janu – "Jaan, tum yaha?!"

Main: "Aur koi bacha ho toh piche se woh bhi bol lo bhai."

Sab ek saath: "Nahi!"

Main: "Shhh! Ekdum chup! Mai kahi nahi, tum sab yaha filhaal chup hi rahna. Tum sab bilkul chup, aur yeh Maharani ji toh jaise kya lenge, muh kholani ka?" [kripya karna, naa kahe]

Shikha didi: "Chhodo, ab yeh formality hai. Kaaha the, Shikha?"

Main: "Chalo, lo tumhari saari Maharaniyaan aa gayi. Ab baaki sab mandir mai milenge."

Sab pehle to ghoomne lagi, par baad mein Neha ko kuch dekh kar woh sab hala karne lage. Sun kar mujhe woh gaana yaad aa gaya jo maine chai ki dukaan par school ke time suna tha. Kuch aisa tha: hum leele, hum ba lelo... fuck off.

Maine dekha, piche se ek paaki sab apne upar se aage ki aur laa rahe the, aur hum sab ke saamne rak diya.

Udar, Arav aur uske aadmi:

"Boss, yeh kya hai? Aaj heart attack aa jayega hum sab ko!"

Arav has kar: "Tumko kya aayega heart attack? Mujhe jo lag raha hai agar isne woh kiya, toh yaha sab ke sab heart attack ke shikaar honge."

Aadmi: "Par yeh hai kya, ladkiyon ka jhamela? Aap aaye the kuch karne, aur yaha has rahe ho."


Arav: "Mera 'ellalj' abhi baaki hai. Mere dost, jis din akela mil gaya, isse meri vaat laga dega!"

Main un sab ko lekar baith gaya uss palaki mein (size bada hai) aur hum chal pade mandir par.


Mandir ke andar:

Saloni: "Yeh kaun si baraat aa rahi hai?"

Masoom: "Yeh kya afat hai? Abhi... aaj hi hona hai, kya sab?"

Sona: "Aree chinata kyun kar rahi ho? Sab accha hoga aur sahi hai na? Itne logo ke saath shaadi hogi!"

Saloni: "Ek minute! Dev ke saath kaun kaun hai?"

Sona (thoda zor daal kar): "Aarr yeh toh Janu aur Devika ji hai, aur saath mein Neha... uhh... Shikha didi... uhh... Riccha didi bhi hai."


Masoom: "Sabko didi mat bola karo, lagta hai sab ki sab sautaan hai apni."
Tow Arav tha Jo Galat fehmi me apne hi beta ko Marne jaa raha
Dev ne saari Galat fehmi door kerwayi
Ab dekhte h mandir sirf masoom ki Shaadi hogi ya fir or bhi ladkiyon ki
Badhiya shaandar update bhai
 

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bus abb samjh lo start ho chuki hai bikul sahi samaye par pucha hai abb yaha se story kaafi changed hi lage kyuki mene phele thoda irritation me cheeze chhod di aur forum ke hisab se sex oriented jada kar di joh me abb tim rehate sahi kar raha hu ho sake abb se continued rahe
Bhai Neha wala ka scene mat kat karna pls :adore: baki faltu scene to kuch laga nahi mere ko sab gajab ke hi lage mere ko waki aapki marzi :D
 

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Tow Arav tha Jo Galat fehmi me apne hi beta ko Marne jaa raha
Dev ne saari Galat fehmi door kerwayi
Ab dekhte h mandir sirf masoom ki Shaadi hogi ya fir or bhi ladkiyon ki
Badhiya shaandar update bhai
arav toh bhai hai hi ek number kaa samajh hi gaye honge aap shaadi aur madap toh sajate rehate hai yeh toh ek sach rahega hi 😁
shukriya waise bhai
 

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Badhiya shaandar update
Masoom ke saath court marriage ho gayi ab mandir me hona Baki h lekin yeh kon log Jo Jeena nahi chahte or Marne chale Aaye
Govind ji bhi maan gaye saath rehne ke liye sahi h
Dekhte h ab dev in sabka kia haal kerta h
bhai biwi ke nakhare kisne nahi utahaye dev kaha ki alag top hai karna hi padega naaa joh woh kahe
haal toh sabke joh dev se milega uska behaal hi hogaa
 
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Pari: "Kya pata..."
Saloni: "Chup, pagal!"
Pari (laughing): "Hee hee hee."

Idhar...
Main apne man mein soch raha tha, "Mahabharat mein paanch Pandav the aur ek hi biwi. Yahaan toh mujhe khud nahi pata kya chal raha hai!"

Main ungliyon se ginte hue bolne laga, "1...2...3... chhodo, suhaag raat mein gin lunga, jab sab samajh aayega."

Neha: "Kya soch rahe ho, bhaiya?"
Main: "Ab bas, Neha! Yeh 'bhaiya-vaiya' band karo. Ab mujhe kuch chhupane ki zarurat nahi hai."

Shikha ne bechain hoke poocha: "Kya matlab, Dev?"
Main haath behtaraf karte hue bola: "Inse miliye, Mrs. Dev se."

Sab mujhe aankhein phaad kar dekh rahe the. Mujhe pata tha, sabke chehre par sawaal honge aur aankhon mein shak.
Shikha: "Kya bakwas hai yeh?"
Riccha: "Haan, kya hai yeh?"

Main: "Ohh, pehle sabka introduction de dene dijiye, please. Aap log aise beech mein mat tokiye."
(Main Shikha ki taraf haath karte hue) "Aur inse milo, ek aur Mrs. Dev."

Shikha, Riccha, aur Neha ek saath: "WHAT!?"

Main: "Aur inse toh aap sab pehle hi mil chuke hain – Riccha. Aur yeh hai Devika. Aur yeh Janu. Yeh bhi Mrs. Dev hain."

Janu aur Devika dono muskura rahi thi, jaise sab unhe chhed rahe ho aur unhe koi fark hi nahi padta.
Main Janu ki taraf dekhte hue: "Janu, tumhe kuch nahi kehna?"

Janu: "Main kya kahun? Main toh pehle hi keh chuki hoon, main har haal mein tumhare saath hoon."

Main: "Aur haan, ab koi yeh mat bole ki 'Are Dev, yeh kya hai? Duniya kya kahegi?' Yeh sab bakwas bhi nahi chalega. Aur agar kisi ka catfight karne ka mood ho, toh baad mein kar lena. Abhi mujhe ek zaruri kaam niptaana hai."

(Sab abhi bhi shock mein the, aur Dev aise, jaise kuch hua hi nahi thaa)

Neha: "Haan, shaadi karni hai na aapko?"
Main: "Kyun, tumhe nahi karni hai kya?"

Neha (chauk kar): "Kya matlab?"
Main: "Aaj tumhari bhi shaadi hai."

Shikha (hairan): "Kis se?"
Main: "Mujhse. Kya tumhe nahi karni hai?"

Janu: "Kis se?"
Main: "Aare baba, mujhse! Kya tumhe nahi karni?"

Devika (hans kar): "Main bhi karungi dubara!"
Main: "Yeh alag hai. Chalo, tum bhi kar lena."

Riccha (bechain hokar): "Mera kya hoga?"

Sab ek saath: "Shaadi!"

Main (hans kar): "Arre waah! Sab itni jaldi razi ho gaye?"

Shikha khushi se fulle nahi sama rahi thi: "Mujhe toh pehle hi pata tha ki meri shaadi tumse hogi. Par aaj yeh sab kitna ajeeb aur mazedaar hai!"

Main (haath uthakar): "Arre, araam se, araam se. Ek minute ruko. Main firse ginne laga... 1, 2, 3... Abbe!"

(Sab hasne lage, aur Dev ab bhi maze mein apne hi hisaab se chal raha tha. Aas-paas ka mahaul tension aur hasi ke beech ek ajeeb si kahani ban chuka tha.)

Main (sir pakad kar): "Abe teri ki! Komal ko toh bhool hi gaya!"

Main ne haath ghumaya, aur Komal humare saamne aa gayi. Pehle toh woh chillayi, lekin sabko dekh kar chup-chaap baith gayi.
Main: "Ab bhi koi bacha hai kya?"

Devika (taana maarte hue): "Yeh dekho, log apna mobile tak nahi bhoolte, aur yeh apni biwiyon ko bhool jaate hain."

Main: "Ab koi nahi bacha hai, bhai! Itna bhi bhulakkad nahi hoon main."

Devika: "Aditi?"

Main: "Pagal ho kya? Woh toh bas aise hi hai, main usse shaadi-waadi nahi karunga."

Devika (muskurate hue): "Gift toh dena padega shaadi ke baad. Mera abhi tak ek bacha hai toh mujhe wahi chahiye."

(Main haath ghumata hai aur mazaak mein): "Lo, yeh raha tumhara gift!"

Aditi apne dupatte ko sahlaate hue, hairan ho kar poochhti hai: "Main yahan kaise aur kyun?"

Main: "Shaadi ka mela laga hai, toh tum shaamil hona chahogi is mele mein?"

Devika ne usse aankh maari, aur Aditi muskura kar boli: "Haan, main bilkul taiyaar hoon!"

Mandir Mein Entry:

Ab hum sab mandir pahunch gaye. Main sabke saath andar jaane laga, lekin andar jaane se pehle maine peeche mud kar dekha, kahin koi chhut toh nahi gaya. Mere mann mein socha, "Kya pata baad mein announcement karna pade – 'Yaatri gan, kripya dhyan dein...' Offo, main kya bakwas soch raha hoon! Lagta hai in sabka bojh mere dimag ka fuse uda raha hai."

Maine phir socha: "Aaj hi sabke saath shaadi karne ka plan bana liya. Lekin saala, 7 multiply by 11 – matlab 77 phere lene padenge! Sabko ek saath toh baandh ke ghuma nahi sakta. Aisa lagega jaise sab bail hain, aur mera tel nikal raha hai!"

Komal ne mujhe hila kar pucha: "Kahaan kho gaye?"

Main (jhatak kar): "Kuch nahi… calculate kar raha tha. Chalo, sab tayaar ho jao!"

(Main ne Devika ko ishaara kiya): "Andar jao aur jo caahiye hai sab fit karo. Main ab kisi ko jawab nahi dene wala."

Phir main socha: "Saloni aur Masoom ko bhi jod diya, aur Pari ko toh bhool hi gaya. Shit, ab 70 phere!"

Main: "Devika, Pari ko yahan bhej dena!"

Devika ne mujhe kuch der ghoora, phir "Haan" bol kar chalee gayi.
Aur kuch hi der mein Pari mere paas aa gayi. Aate hi woh mujhe maarne waali thi, par maine turant use pakad kar godh mein bitha liya.

Pari (gusse se): "Aap Neha se bhi! Par mujhse MANJUR nahi! Huh!"

Main: "Gussa mat de abhi. Bas shaadi hai, shaadi!"

Pari (ghussa dikhate hue): "Aap taanav ban rahe hain!"

Main: "Tandav?"

Pari (tane se): "Haan, ek biwi wale the paanch Pandav, aur aap hain dus biwiyon ke akele tandav!"

Mujhe hasi toh bahut aayi, lekin maine chup rehna hi better samjha.
Maine mann hi mann socha, "Kam se kam mera roz ka sukoon toh bacha rahega! Yeh shaadi uss se, woh shaadi iss se. Saala, agar yeh hi karta raha, toh duniya bhaad mein jaaye. Ab toh shaadi karunga aur bas thoda—arre! Jaada hi bhaag gaya hu armaanon mein! Mera matlab tha, pyar karunga..."

Pari (narazgi se): "Yeh aap accha nahi kar rahe ho mere saath!"

Main: "Tu samajhti kyun nahi hai?"

Pari: "Kya samjhun? Bas yeh bata dijiye!"

(Main ne uske gaalon ko pyar se pakad kar kaha): "Bas yahi ki filhaal humara waqt nahi aaya hai milne ka."

Pari (aur bhi gusse mein): "Ok, fine!"

Woh uth kar jaane lagi, par tabhi ek jagah ruki. Phir palti, aur bol padi: "Ek minute! Filhaal ka kya matlab hai?"

(Mujh tak baghti hui aayi aur gale lag gayi):
Pari (paas se): "Kya yeh sach hai jo abhi aapne kaha?"

Main: "Haan, pagli, sab sach hai. Bas thoda intezaar karna hai sahi waqt ka."

Pari (halki muskaan ke saath): "Tabse toh kar hi rahi hoon, thoda aur kar lungi."

Tabhi sab log tayaar hokar aa gaye. Main un sabko dekh kar sochne laga, "Abbe, inka photo kaise bheju? Frame hi kam pad jayega! Par ab jo than liya hai, woh karna hi hai. Aaj sab khatam! Log kehte hain shaadi ka laddoo meetha hota hai, par mujhe lagta hai iss meethapan se sugar hone wali hai."

Pandit ji aur unki gharwaali hum sabko ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahe the. Unka chehra dekh kar lag raha tha jaise koi mahabharat chal rahi ho.

Main (pandit ji ki taraf): "Pandit ji, shuru karein kya?"

Pandit ji (hakala kar): "H-h-haan, jajman. Pehle kaun aayega?"

Main: "Pehle toh Masoom. Kyunki tumhari wajah se ho raha hai yeh sab!"

Masoom (apne haath jodte hue): "Mere upar mat daalo! Aapke hi man mein laddoo phoot rahe hain."

Main: "Haan, mujhe hi pata hai kiska kya phoot raha hai. Aur tu, haramkhor, hasna band karega kya?"

Arav (hassi rokne ki koshish karte hue): "Sorry, hasna rok nahi paa raha hoon. Pehli baar dekh raha hoon kisi ko ek saath itni saari musibat gale lagate hue!"

Sab (ek saath): "Kya matlab hai aapka?"

Janu: "Kya kehna chahte ho aap, bhaiya?"

Arav: "Arre, teri bhabhi toh meri gale ki musibat hi hai! Shaadi ke baad mera import-export ka business banwa diya. Main toh ghar ke aur uske makeup ke samaan se hi pareshaan ho jata hoon!"

(Pandit ji hasi daba ke bole): "Jajman, sahi keh rahe hain."

Tabhi pandit ji ki biwi unhe ghurti hui boli: "Apna kaam karo! Warna abhi yahin Bhagwan se maafi mangwa dungi!"

Pandit ji (ghabrakar): "Nahi, nahi! Aap dono aaiye, aaiye!"

Phir kya, shaadi ka rasam shuru hua. Ab iss detail mein batana zaroori nahi hai, kyunki aap sab toh bade hoshiyaar hain. Shayad aapne khud yeh sab dekha ho, ya apne kisi dost ki shaadi mein dekha ho. Aur agar nahi dekha, toh koi South ki movie dekh lo. Aise kisse toh har movie mein mil jaayenge!

(Lekin yahaan sabki shaadi ek hi saath ho rahi thi, jo kisi South ki movie ka climax bhi peeche chhod de.)

Main: "Ohhh, rukiye aap log, zara Neha ke saath fere ho jaayein."
Kuch der baad sab rasmein shuru hui. Main beech-beech mein apne hi thoughts mein kho jaata. Haan toh kaha tha, South ki movies chhodo. Aap log soch rahe honge ki achanak yeh Dev kaise sathiya gaya hai?

Flashback:
Jab saale bhediye (mere doston ka group) chila rahe the, "Humari maange puri karo!" tab mujhe ehsaas hua ki yeh toh bas shuruaat hai. Maine socha, "Na jaane kitne fere honge tere. Indian culture ke hisaab se ek shaadi ki planning mein 1-2 mahine lagte hain. Agar ek-ek karke sabki karunga, toh 2-3 saal lag jaayenge. Toh isse accha sabji ka thela utha loon, roj wahi sahi hai!"

Pandit ji ki awaaz se meri soch ka silsila ruka:
Pandit ji: "Jajmaan, kahan kho gaye? Aath fere loge kya?"

Main (halki hasi ke saath): "Arey, Komal, tum yahaan?"

(Uske bolne se pehle hi Komal ne mujhe cheek pe kiss kiya aur side mein ho gayi. Uske baad Janu aa gayi.)

Main: "Haan, toh main keh raha tha ki sabji ka thela uthana behtar hai. Par ab baaki ke kaam bhi toh dekhne hain, na? Shaadi ke baad woh hoga jo hota hi hai—Dad ka business sambhalna. Chalo, yeh bhi kar lenge."

Par meri soch yahin khatam nahi hui. Mujhe ek baat ka gum reh gaya. "Saala school-college ki life toh lag gayi. Lekin haa, apne bacchon ko in sab shaktiyon se door rakhunga. Har koi meri tarah nahi ban sakta hai, na?"

Main (muskurate hue, audience se): "Aur ab yeh mat poochhna ki kya bacche bhi saath mein karoge? Ek hi room mein? Arre bhai, ek baat clear kar doon—10some ya 11some kuch nahi hota hai! Sorry, mera matlab tha ki sabka ek saath toh possible hi nahi. Lekin bed kabhi share mat karna, kyunki bed tut jaate hain!"

Tabhi Komal ne mujhe hila kar bola: "Ab kya, akele fere lagaoge? Chalo, hato!"

Main ne dheere se sabko dekha. Sabke maang mein sindoor tha aur gale mein mangalsutra bhi. (Jo, obviously, Devika laayi hogi. Kaise? It's a magical story!)

Main (confused hote hue): "Ho gaya? Sab itni jaldi ho gaya?"

Saloni (tane se): "Kahaan, teen ghante se ghoom rahe ho, thake nahi kya?"

Main: "Kya? Main toh fresh hoon!"

Arav (hasi dabate hue): "Ab fresh nahi rehoge."

Main (ghussa dikhate hue): "Tu gaya nahi, haramkhor?"

Arav (mast mood mein): "Dekh, behana, kya bol raha hai. Tum sabka kanya daan maine hi toh kiya!"

Main (shock mein): "Yeh kab hua?"

Janu (halki hasi ke saath): "Aap yahi toh the na!"

( Sab kuch mazaaki andaaz mein ho raha tha, lekin ek ajeeb si khushi aur uljhan dono thi. Ek taraf main itne saari biwiyon ke idea ko digest karne ki koshish kar raha tha, toh doosri taraf mere doston ki teasing chal rahi thi.

Pandit ji ke jaadu ke karan shaadi ka mandap aur rasmein ek dum dreamy lag rahi thi. Candles, phoolon ke mala, aur mandir ke ghanti ki aawaz ne poora mahaul sukoon aur masti se bhar diya tha. Lekin main toh bas ek baat soch raha tha:
"Yeh sab hone ke baad, mujhe 'ek' ki choice kaise karni padegi?"

Ab meri halat dekh kar lagta tha, jaise koi ek saath hi saari exams de raha ho aur pass hone ki umeed laga raha ho! )
 

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Janu: "Aap yahi ho naa?"

Main apna sar hila kar: "Haan, yahi tha. Thanks, Arav. Accha, ab chalein gaav aur filhal yeh sindoor saaf kar lo."

Itna kehna tha ki sab ekdum zor se chilaye, jaise maine koi badi baat bol di ho. Main aur Arav toh dar ke maare gir pade.

Main apne mann mein sochne laga: "Dad sahi kehte the—'Beta, shaadi kar le, tab pata chalega ki baatein soch-samajh kar boli jaati hain.'"

Shikha (ghusse se): "Kya bola aapne? Aapne hamesha mujhe ignore kiya, par maine kabhi kuch nahi bola. Par yeh baat dubara mat bolna."

Main: "Arre baba, toh kya ghar par aise hi chalega kya?"

Devika: "Yeh sahi keh rahe hain. Itna toh karna hi hoga."

Main aur Arav khade hue aur apne kapde jhaadte hue ek dusre ko aankhon hi aankhon mein samajhne ki koshish karne lage.

Main: "Abbe, ek baat bata doon. Yeh jo abhi kiya hai na, dubara mat karna."

Komal: "Kya?"

Main (thoda taunt maarte hue): "Kya yahi sikhaya hai tumhare maata-pita ne? Apne pati se itni uchi awaaz mein baat karte hain?"

Tabhi Masoom mere paas aayi aur mere pair pakad kar gir gayi: "Maaf kar do, mere praan-naath! Maine galti se yeh kiya. Mujhe shama kar dijiye."

Main (shock mein): "Arey, Masu, yeh tum kya bol rahi ho?"

Masoom uth kar mere gale lag gayi: "Mujhe maaf kar do. Aage se aisa nahi karungi."

Main (uski peeth thapthapate hue): "Theek hai, theek hai, tension mat lo."

Lekin mera mann ab alag hi thoughts mein chala gaya. Jab maine Masoom ke dad ko dekha tha, toh unmein mujhe apne guruji ki jhalak dikhi thi. Maine socha:
"
Yeh kya? Kya Masoom guruji ki beti hai? Aur kya guruji hi Govind ji hain? Par yaar, yeh sab chhodo. Aaj ke sawaalon ka jawaab nahi mila, toh kal ka kya sochna? Govind ji mere guru nahi ho sakte. Bas, jo bhi ho, mujhe ab ghar ja kar sona hai. Tak gaya hoon. Aur ab toh gala bhi baith gaya hai."

Main ne thoda hasa aur bola: "Masoom, yeh sab chhodo. Chal ab ghar chalte hain. Aur sabse pehle ek baat fix karni hai—tum log mujhe yeh nautanki mein mat uljhao."

Sab hansne lage, lekin mujhe ab bas apni taange stretch karni thi aur so jaana tha.

Main (andar hi andar): "Kal ka din dekh lenge. Par haaye, mere haathon ka dard aur yeh taange toh ab jawab de rahi hain!"

Sab mil kar gaav ke liye nikal pade. Lekin main abhi bhi andar hi andar yeh soch raha tha ki "Yeh guruji aur Masoom ka connection kya hai?" Lekin yeh jawab toh ab mujhe agle din hi milega kaya pata naa mile.

(Raaste Mein Shiv Ka Phone Aaya)

Mai: "Haan bhai, kaisa hai? Aur Sandhya kaisi hai? Maa aur Lakshmi kaise hain?"

Shiv: "Aram se bhai, aram se. Sab theek hai. Aap jahan hote ho, wahan sab theek hi rehta hai."

Mai (halki si hansi ke saath): "Accha, kab aa raha hai ghar?"

Shiv: "Bas Shiv Ji ke mandir ke paas se guzra hoon. Thodi der mein pahuncha."

Mai: "Toh aa ja, mai bhi aage hi thodi door par hoon."

Shiv: "Accha, milta hoon."

Maine apni car wahi rukwa di. Main, Masoom, aur Komal ek car mein the, aur baaki log peeche the. Kuch der baad Shiv ki car bhi aayi. Gate khula aur Lakshmi bhagte hue mere paas aayi.

Lakshmi (mere gale lagte hue): "Bhaiya, aap mil gaye! Ab nahi chhodungi aapko!" (Mere kaan kheenchte hue).

Mai (hans kar): "Haan, bilkul mat chhodna! Arre, apni bhabhiyon se nahi milogi kya?"

Lakshmi mere gale se alag hui aur Masoom ko dekhne lagi.

Lakshmi: "Aap wahi hain na?"

Masoom (confused): "Kaun, gudiya?"

Lakshmi: "Arre, jinka photo inke purse mein rehta tha."

Mai (thoda sharminda hote hue): "Chup kar, gudiya!"


Lakshmi: "Aur aap woh hain jinka tattoo inki peeth par tha!"

Komal (mujhe teasingly dekhte hue): "Haan, ab toh sach saamne aa gaya."

Lakshmi: "Ab batao, bhabhi kaun hai inmein se?"

Mai: "Dono hain."

Lakshmi muh khol ke: "Aaaawwwhhh!"

Mai (baat badalte hue): "Accha, Shiv, maa kahan hain?"

Shiv: "Arre bhai, woh gaav gayi hain. Zaruri kaam tha."

Mai: "Chal, koi nahi. Tu aa peeche-peeche."

Lakshmi ne aage badhkar Komal aur Masoom ke pair chhu liye.

Komal: "Arre gudiya, kya kar rahi ho? Itni chhoti umar mein yeh sab seekh liya?"

Lakshmi: "Maa kehti hain ki kisi ko izzat dene mein umar ka koi kaam nahi hota. Bas dil mein sacchai honi chahiye."

Masoom uske gaalon ko pyar se sahlate hue boli: "Shiv bhai, Lakshmi humare saath chalegi. Aap aayein."

Lakshmi ka chehra khil utha. Sab phir car mein rawana hue ghar ki taraf.

(Ghar Ki Raah Mein)

Masoom aur Komal Lakshmi se baatein kar rahi thi, aur mai car ke sheeshe se bahar dekh raha tha. Ped, pahaad, aur mausam ka nazara mujhe sukoon de raha tha. Dheere-dheere meri aankhein band hone lagi. Thakaan jo thi puri shaadi aur safar ki.


Sapne Ki Duniya

Jab aankhein band hui, toh main ek alag hi jagah tha. Har jagah roshni thi, ekdum saf aur sundar. Itni khoobsurat jagah ki main uss khoobsurti mein kho sa gaya.

Tabhi peechhe se ek pyaari si aawaz aayi: "Beta, tu aa gaya."

Main turant palta aur dekha, meri maa—Sumitra—bethi thi. Main bhaagta hua unke paas pahunch gaya.

Mai (khushi se): "Maa! Maa! Aap yahan?"

Sumitra (pyar se): "Arre beta, pehle baith toh jaa."

Main zameen par unke samne baith gaya aur unki goad mein apna sir rakh diya. Maa mere baalon ko pyar se sehla rahi thi.

Sumitra (halke se muskuraate hue): "Kya hua beta? Tu khush toh hai na?"

Main unki goad mein aur chipak gaya, jaise zindagi bhar ka sukoon chahiye ho. Lekin uske baad jo hua, usne meri duniya hila di…

Dev (Main):
"Haan maa, main bahut khush hoon aaj. Aap se mil liya, sab kuch mil gaya."

Sumitra:
"Kayaa wahan tujhe maa ka pyaar nahi milta?"

Dev:
"Nahi, aisa nahi hai maa. Bas woh thodi alag hai. Hamesha chinta mein rehti hai, ki kahin mere saath kuch galat na ho jaaye."

Sumitra:
"Unka darna sahi bhi hai beta, aakhir teri shaktiyaan toh hain hi aisi. Pehle bhi main hi jaanti hoon, tujhe maine khatre se hamesha dur rakha tha."

Dev:
"Akheer aap sab kyun darte hain mujhse?"

Sumitra:
"Aree beta, tujhse nahi, tere gusse se! Jab tu joker banata hai, tab tu bhi jaanta hai, ki tu kitna khaufnaak ban jaata hai. Mere samne woh saari ladaaiyaan, unki cheekhein, unke haath-pair, behrahmo ki tarah todna..."

Dev is visibly shaken, as his anger from the past is reflected in Sumitra’s words.

Dev (softly):
"Maa, mujhe hila kar... Kaha kho un palloo mein mat jaa beta. Accha bata, kab milayega mujhe meri bhabhi se, aur meri teenon betiyon se?"

Dev:
"Mila dunga maa, par kya aap naraz ho, ki maine Saloni aur Neha ke saath jo kiya..."

Sumitra:
"Nahi beta, yeh toh hona hi tha ek din."

Dev (surprised):
"Kyun maa? Aisa kyun?"

Sumitra:
"Beta, woh asli mein teri behenein nahi thi, par ab hain."

Dev (shocked):
"Iska kya matlab hai?"

Dev:
"Kya hai maa, aap pehle hi mat bujhao."

Sumitra:
"Tujhe nahi lagta ki in teenon se tera alag sa rishta hai? Jaise koi chiz inke paas tujhe chhup rahi ho?"

Dev (reluctantly):
"Haan maa, aisa hamesha hota hai."

Sumitra:
"Asal mein beta, jab tere pita ek shaitaan se jhagde par gaye the, tab mar-kat mein woh bahut kuch kho gaye. Teen saal tak ladte rahe the."

Dev:
"Toh maa, kya hua?"

Sumitra:
"Jab woh ghar aaye, toh hamesha gusse aur ladaayi mein hi rehte. Tere pita ki tabiyat bahut kharaab ho gayi thi."

Dev (upset):
"Yeh toh galat hua!"

Sumitra:
"Haan, jab tuh mere pet mein tha.
Ek din maine unse poochha, par unhone mujhe dhakka de diya aur main gir gayi. Mera pet thoda nuksaan hua."

Dev (shocked):
"Maa..."

Sumitra:
"Shh, beta. Chup. Abhi toh thodi gir gayi thi. Aage bata rahi hoon."

Dev (more softly):
"Phir kya hua maa?"

Sumitra:
"Thodi der baad, jab unka gussa thoda shaant hua, unhe apni galti ka ahsaas hua. Par tab tak kaafi der ho gayi thi, aur main behosh ho gayi."

Dev:
"Pita ji ne sahi nahi kiya, yeh."

Sumitra:
"Unki bhi galti nahi thi. Phir woh mujhe Raj Vaidya ke paas le gaye. Unhone haath uthaye, aur kuch nahi kar sakte the. Phir Rajguru ne bataya ki agar tere pita ji 10 din ka maha yagya karein aur apne gusse aur shaktiyon se ek herre ka nirman karein, toh tum dono ko surakshit kiya ja sakta hai."

Dev:
"Par maa..."

Sumitra:
"Haan, ruk batati hoon. Tum chhup jao. Jab tere janm ka samay aaya, toh mujhe apni shaktiyon se us herre ko banwana tha. Maine wahi kiya, par Bhagwan ki vidhambana ke karan, woh herre ke tukde hue aur ek tukda tu bana, baaki chaar mein woh sab."

Dev:
"Maa, chaar kon?"

Sumitra:
"Aree, Shikha aur kon, pagal!"

Dev:
"Par maa, woh toh chacha ki beti thi na?"

Sumitra:
"Nahi beta, tere pita ji ne unhe de diya tha, kyunki teri chachi ko unse bahut pyaar tha. Main bhi mana nahi kar sakti thi."

Dev:
"Maa, yeh sab aap mujhe ab bata rahi ho? Aur aap mujhe bich majhdhaar mein chhod kar chal gayi, na main pariwaar sambhal paya, na Rajaya ko."

Sumitra:
"Beta, jo tune kiya, shaayad us waqt koi aur karta. Par tujhe yaad hai naa, Mahakaal ne kya kaha tha?"

Dev:
"Haan maa, ussne kaha tha ki mujhe kai saalon tak narak mein rakha jayega."

Sumitra:
"Beta, shaayad kuch saalon mein woh tujhe chhod de, kyunki ab tere aur tere pita ji ka banaya hua kavach usse rok nahi paayega."

Dev:
"Maa, agar aap uss waqt mujh par vishwas kar ke ruk jaati, toh woh aapko maar nahi pata tha. Aur aapki kasam ki wajah se, maine kabhi uska peecha nahi kiya."

Sumitra:
"Main nahi chahti thi ki tu badle mein apni zindagi barbaad kare. Par beta, ab tujhe majboot banna hoga. Apni shaktiyon ko ujagar karna hoga."

Dev:
"Haan maa, main kar lunga. Bas thodi der tumhare god mein rehna chahta hoon... Phir sab kuch apne haath mein hoga."

Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii huuuuuuuffffff... Kon hai? Kon hai?

Meri nazar Masoom ke gaale par thi, aur uski gardan se khoon nikal raha tha. Main ne apne khanzar ko fekh diya aur apne hoth uski gardan par laga diye. Uski aankhon mein aansu bhar aaye the.

Maine uska khoon dheere dheere chusa, jab khoon ruk gaya toh maine apne hoth usse hata liye.

Dev (softly, remorseful):
"Maaf kar do, baby. Main sach mein bahut bura hoon."

Masoom apne aansu ko saaf karte hue mere seene se lag jaati hai.

Masoom (gently):
"Nahi, aisa mat kaho. Shayad maine hi galat waqt par aapko uthaa liya."

Dev (in pain):
"Par phir bhi, maaf kar do. Mujhe... main bhi apni galti par aansu nahi roka paaya."

Masoom meri aankhon mein dekhte hue, halka sa muskurati hai.

Masoom (calmly):
"Bus kariye, kaha na kuch nahi hua. Bas thoda sa khoon hi toh nikla hai, aur woh aapke hothon ne chuka diya. Waise kaha kho gaye the aap?"

Dev (deep in thought):
"Main apni maa ke paas tha... Sumitra maa ke paas."

Masoom (surprised):
"Achha, pichle janam mein?"

Dev (nodding slowly):
"Haan, wahi thi."

Masoom (curiously):
"Kya keh rahi thi woh?"

Dev:
"Wahi ki meri baby se kab milaa raha hoon."

Masoom (teasing):
"Aap naa... bigad gaye ho bahut! Maa se bata diya, kya bulate ho mujhe?"

Dev (chuckling softly):
"Maa sab jaanti hai, pehle se hi."

Masoom (with a smile):
"Accha, ab bas... kya keh rahe ho? Kaha jaa rahe ho?"

Dev (playfully):
"Achha, tabhi jaagani aayi thi."

Masoom (playfully):
"Haan, waise bahut mazaa aa raha hai safar mein. Mujhe toh lag raha hai apni baarat lekar jaa rahi hoon."

Dev (teasingly):
"Aare baba, tum khush toh main khush. Ab chalo, warna koi aayegi aur kahegi, 'Abhi tak romance chal raha hai!'"

Masoom halki si jhuk kar Dev ko ek pyaari si kiss deti hai aur phir uske haath ko pakad kar sabke paas le chalti hai, unke saath ek naye safar par.

 
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