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Superb update bhai...UPDATE 22
Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh
Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai
Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna
Mai - ok mam
Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya
Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai
Mai to haka bakka rah gaya
Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa
Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai
Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........
Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya
Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa
Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya
Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai
Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua
Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe
Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai
Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi
Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi
Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh
Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi
Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega
waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe
Bouncer - kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
Bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu
Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai
Arav - Kon hai waha pe
Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai
Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do
Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo
ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai
Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
Arav - badi jaldi mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi
Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh
Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya
Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di
Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
Rocky - Mai hu kyu be
Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha
Rocky - uss chutiya
Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha
Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......
Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya
Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the
Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko
Mai - DD - DE Devil
Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai warna
Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi
Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
Arav - aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku
uss nai hath badha kar
Arav - Be friends
Mai - ya sure sure
hath mila kar
Mai - ghar par milata hu
Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai
Mai - tuh toh dekh lega
Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa
Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega
Mai school akar canteen mai gaya
Janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha
Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao
Mai - abhi laya
Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye
Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
Janu - eske kutte ki
Varun - kon ssaa kutta
Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai
Mai - mam ye lijiye
Janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai
Mai - ye loo jam
Janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
Janu - mam
Sab ke sab hasne lage
phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya
Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
Janu - bike kaha sai aayi
Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi
Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo
woh car mai beth gayi
Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha
Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jao
phir hum nikal gaye
thodi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya
Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa
Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
Janu bahar nikali
Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par
Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li
Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao
Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam
Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho naa
Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu
Awesome UpdateUPDATE 22
Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh
Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai
Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna
Mai - ok mam
Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya
Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai
Mai to haka bakka rah gaya
Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa
Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai
Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........
Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya
Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa
Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya
Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai
Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua
Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe
Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai
Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi
Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi
Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh
Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi
Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega
waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe
Bouncer - kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
Bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu
Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai
Arav - Kon hai waha pe
Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai
Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do
Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo
ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai
Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
Arav - badi jaldi mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi
Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh
Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya
Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di
Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
Rocky - Mai hu kyu be
Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha
Rocky - uss chutiya
Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha
Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......
Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya
Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the
Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko
Mai - DD - DE Devil
Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai warna
Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi
Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
Arav - aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku
uss nai hath badha kar
Arav - Be friends
Mai - ya sure sure
hath mila kar
Mai - ghar par milata hu
Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai
Mai - tuh toh dekh lega
Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa
Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega
Mai school akar canteen mai gaya
Janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha
Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao
Mai - abhi laya
Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye
Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
Janu - eske kutte ki
Varun - kon ssaa kutta
Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai
Mai - mam ye lijiye
Janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai
Mai - ye loo jam
Janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
Janu - mam
Sab ke sab hasne lage
phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya
Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
Janu - bike kaha sai aayi
Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi
Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo
woh car mai beth gayi
Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha
Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jao
phir hum nikal gaye
thodi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya
Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa
Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
Janu bahar nikali
Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par
Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li
Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao
Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam
Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho naa
Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu
Amazing updateUPDATE -7
Masoom - chalo theek hai main apne mama Ji Se Abhi kah deti hoon aur uske baad Masoom nao Apne mama ko call kar deti hai hello Mamaji mere friend ka admission karwa dijiye class mein uske baad Apne Mama Se Ek do Baat Karti hai uske baad phone Rakh deti
Mai- thanks yaar meri madad karne ke liye
Masoom - maine Pehle bhi kaha hi friends mein no sorry no thank you
Mai - chalo thek hai Masoom Ek Aur kaam karogi mera
Masoom - ha bolo
Mai - Ek Baar Tu Meri didi ko phone kar ke bula lo dekhna hai wo thik hai ya nahi
Masoom - chalo theek hai mein call kar deti hoon aur usse Park mein milne ko keh Dungi
Mai - unke Samne Apna boyfriend mat kar dena
Masoom - woo mere upar hai Mai uss Se Kya kahungi
Main - chalo theek hai Jo Marji kar dena
Masoom - chalo darling fresh ho jao uske baad hum nikalte Hain
Mai - Tu Nahi sudharne wali
Masoom - sudharne ke liye Tumhari help thodi kar rahi hoon
Mai - thik hai jo Man Mei Aaye Woh karo
uske baad mein fresh hone Chala Jata Hoon aur Masoom Neeche se jakar Saloni ko call kar deti hai aur Park mein Milne Ko Bula Deti Hai kuch time bad mein fresh Ho Ke Neche aa jata hoon Aur Hum Dono paidal nikal Jate Hai
Thodi Dur jaane ke baad hum acche se Park mein aa Jate Hain Wha ka Garden kafi green tha kafi log exercise kar rahe the Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi thi Mera Dhyan to Keval Gate ki taraf tha thodi der baad main wahan pe Ek Scooty akar rukti hai
Masoom Uth kar Scooty wali ke paas Chali Jati Hai Woh koi aur nahi Meri Saloni didi thi
Masoom - Saloni tu aa gayi
Saloni - Wha sab Chod Pehle Bata Tu itne dino se thi kaha par
Masoom - arey yaar dad se milne gayi thi
Saloni- aur batao Aaj Kaise Yaad Kiya
Masoom - bus Tujhse Milne ka man kiya toh bula liya or Tujhe Kisi Se Mil wa na Hai
Saloni - Kis Se Mil wa na hai
Thodi der baad Dono Mere Paas Aa Jati Hai
Masoom - Saloni in sai milo
Saloni - Kaun hai
Masoom - Mera boyfriend hi
Saloni - nice kaha sai mila 1 mahine pehele to single thi
Masoom - jiske nasib Mai likha hota hai mil jata hai
Saloni - ab shero shyari shru mat kar
Saloni meri taraf haath badah kar hello my name is saloni
Mai - mera naam DD hai
Saloni - DD ki full form
Masoom - full form to mujhe bhi nahi pata
Main To Bas didi ko bhi Dekhe ja raha tha woo kafi Sundar lag rahi thi Yeh Baat Main Shayad Pehle Kabhi Gor nahi ki thi 5 foot 7 inch height fadu figure 32-26-34 kaya kamal ki lag rahi hai arre ye mai kaya sochane lag gaya
Masoom - mujhe hila kar kya hua tumhe
Mai- khuch nhi
Main -Ek Baat Bataye Saloni ji aapka bhai Uska Kya Hua kuch Pata Chala uska
Apne bhai ka naam sunke Saloni Chauk Jati Hai
Saloni - aap ko kisne bataya Uske baare mein
Mai- Are news Mein Dekha Tha ki koi ladka Kisi Ko mar raha tha Baad Mein Pata Chala uska naam Dev Rajput hai aur Masoom se Pata Chala Ki Woh aapka bhai hai
Saloni - woh toh bahut purani baat hai
Main - phir bhi kuch Pata Chala uska
Saloni Rona Jaisa face Banake - pata nahi jinda bhi hai ya nahi ya Kho Gaya Hai Hume Uske baare mein kuch nahi pata abhi tak
Mai - arey sorry aapko bura laga mera woh maksad nahi thaa
Saloni- its ok
Mai- waise kitna time ho gaya gaya
Saloni- Ek Saal ho gaya hai
Mai- Agar Wapas aa gaya to kya aap logo ussse Pehchan Loge
Saloni- Yeh Kya behuda Baatein kar rahe hai aap mai apne bhai ko na pehchan paau ye kabhi Ho Nahi hoo Sakta
Mai - aree aap etna ghusa naa ho maine casually bola kaya hota kabhi kabhi log ek saal mai bhaut badal jaate aur same aane pe bhi naa pehchan pate aap
Saloni - par yaha aisa nahi hoga
Masoom man mai - wahi toh ho raha hao abhi pagal kahi ki
Mai - Chalo theek hai Waise ye School kaisa hai
Saloni - kaunsa
Mai - Arey jis mai aap log padhte Hai
Saloni - Kyun aap ko kya karna hai
Main - arey maine bhi toh isme admission le liya hai Kal Se aaunga
Saloni- achha hamari dost aap ko Etna Pasand Aa Gayi ki uske liye Apna ess school mein admission karwa liya
Main Masoom ki taraf Dekhte hue- Kya Karu abb ess sai Dur nahi raha Jata
Saloni has kar - sahi hai sahi hai
Udhar Hamari Baatein Sun Ke Masoom Ka Chehra Sharam se Lal ho gaya tha phir Humne edhar udhar Ki Baatein Ki Phir Hum log ghar Wapas aa gaye
Hum dono ghar ke andar jaate hai
Deeksha - Aa gye tum dono chalo jaldi se kahana kha lo
Masoom- haa mami chalo Dev kha lo
Mai - do minute ruko mai Hath Dhoke Aata Hoon
uske baad Mai haath Dhhone Chala Jata Hoon phir aa kar dinner karne lag jata hoo Dinner karne ke baad Sab Apne room Mein Chale Jaate Hain
Mera Man sone ka toh nahi ho raha tha isliye maine socha thoda chhat par ho aau Aur Mujhe Upar Jate dekh Masoom Bhi Mere Piche Aa Gayi
Thodi der Hum Dono Chup Chup khade Rahe Phir masoom nai Chupi Ko todte hue
Masoom - Yaha par kyu aaye ho
Mai - kuch nahi bus Aane Wale Kal ke baare mein Soch Raha Hoon Kaise Apne Apne Ghar Walo Ko bataunga
Masoom - kuch time ruk jao
Mai - Masoom Tum Nahi Janti Mere Ghar Main do pariya rehti hai agar mai Kuch Din ke liye Dur ho jata tha Tu Dono khana Peena Chod deti thi Aaj ek saal ho gya
Masoom - kin dono ki baat kar rahe ho
Mai- apni Dono choti behno ki
Masoom - achha pari aur Neha ki baat kar rahe ho
Mai - tum dono ko janti ho
Masoom - Nahi Jyada Nahi Haan Kabhi Kabhi Saloni ke sath market Mein Mil Jaya karti thi
Mai - theek to hai na
Masoom - Neha To Thik Lagti Hai Pari Bimari Lagti Hai
Mai- Ab Mujhse aur bardast nahi hoga Mujhe Apne Ghar Walo Ko batna hoga
Masoom - mai tumhe mana nahi karungi par keval apne ghar par batoo to jada acha rahega dosto ko ye baat mat batana khatra ho sakata hai
Awesome updateUPDATE 22
Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh
Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai
Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna
Mai - ok mam
Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya
Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai
Mai to haka bakka rah gaya
Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa
Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai
Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........
Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya
Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa
Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya
Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai
Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua
Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe
Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai
Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi
Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi
Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh
Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi
Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega
waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe
Bouncer - kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
Bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu
Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai
Arav - Kon hai waha pe
Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai
Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do
Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo
ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai
Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
Arav - badi jaldi mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi
Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh
Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya
Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di
Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
Rocky - Mai hu kyu be
Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha
Rocky - uss chutiya
Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha
Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......
Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya
Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the
Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko
Mai - DD - DE Devil
Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai warna
Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi
Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
Arav - aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku
uss nai hath badha kar
Arav - Be friends
Mai - ya sure sure
hath mila kar
Mai - ghar par milata hu
Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai
Mai - tuh toh dekh lega
Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa
Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega
Mai school akar canteen mai gaya
Janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha
Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao
Mai - abhi laya
Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye
Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
Janu - eske kutte ki
Varun - kon ssaa kutta
Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai
Mai - mam ye lijiye
Janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai
Mai - ye loo jam
Janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
Janu - mam
Sab ke sab hasne lage
phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya
Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
Janu - bike kaha sai aayi
Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi
Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo
woh car mai beth gayi
Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha
Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jao
phir hum nikal gaye
thodi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya
Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa
Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
Janu bahar nikali
Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par
Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li
Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao
Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam
Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho naa
Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu
Nice and excellent update...UPDATE 22
Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh
Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai
Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna
Mai - ok mam
Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya
Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai
Mai to haka bakka rah gaya
Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa
Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai
Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........
Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya
Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa
Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya
Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai
Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua
Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe
Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai
Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi
Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi
Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh
Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi
Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega
waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe
Bouncer - kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
Bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu
Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai
Arav - Kon hai waha pe
Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai
Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do
Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo
ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai
Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
Arav - badi jaldi mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi
Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh
Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya
Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di
Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
Rocky - Mai hu kyu be
Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha
Rocky - uss chutiya
Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha
Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......
Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya
Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the
Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko
Mai - DD - DE Devil
Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai warna
Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi
Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
Arav - aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku
uss nai hath badha kar
Arav - Be friends
Mai - ya sure sure
hath mila kar
Mai - ghar par milata hu
Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai
Mai - tuh toh dekh lega
Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa
Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega
Mai school akar canteen mai gaya
Janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha
Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao
Mai - abhi laya
Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye
Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
Janu - eske kutte ki
Varun - kon ssaa kutta
Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai
Mai - mam ye lijiye
Janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai
Mai - ye loo jam
Janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
Janu - mam
Sab ke sab hasne lage
phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya
Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
Janu - bike kaha sai aayi
Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi
Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo
woh car mai beth gayi
Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha
Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jao
phir hum nikal gaye
thodi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya
Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa
Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
Janu bahar nikali
Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par
Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li
Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao
Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam
Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho naa
Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu
Ye janu to dev ko naukar bana k rakha he.Arav aur dev ki friendship ki surubat ho gaya.masoom aur dev ki pyar ki surubat bhi.Amazing story.Amazing update...UPDATE 22
Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh
Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai
Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna
Mai - ok mam
Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya
Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai
Mai to haka bakka rah gaya
Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa
Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai
Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........
Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya
Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa
Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya
Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai
Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua
Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe
Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai
Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi
Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi
Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh
Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi
Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega
waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe
Bouncer - kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
Bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu
Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai
Arav - Kon hai waha pe
Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai
Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do
Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo
ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai
Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
Arav - badi jaldi mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi
Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh
Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya
Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di
Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
Rocky - Mai hu kyu be
Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha
Rocky - uss chutiya
Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha
Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......
Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya
Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the
Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko
Mai - DD - DE Devil
Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai warna
Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi
Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
Arav - aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku
uss nai hath badha kar
Arav - Be friends
Mai - ya sure sure
hath mila kar
Mai - ghar par milata hu
Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai
Mai - tuh toh dekh lega
Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa
Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega
Mai school akar canteen mai gaya
Janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha
Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao
Mai - abhi laya
Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye
Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
Janu - eske kutte ki
Varun - kon ssaa kutta
Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai
Mai - mam ye lijiye
Janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai
Mai - ye loo jam
Janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
Janu - mam
Sab ke sab hasne lage
phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya
Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
Janu - bike kaha sai aayi
Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi
Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo
woh car mai beth gayi
Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha
Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jao
phir hum nikal gaye
thodi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya
Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa
Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
Janu bahar nikali
Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par
Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li
Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao
Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam
Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho naa
Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu