Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

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[Lib am]

UPDATE - 21

udhar gate par kadha wo addami sab sun raha tha uski aanko mai panni aa gya

ladaka - chaloo apna samman le lo

sab saman pack karne lage tabhi uss ladak ka dayan pass pade beg par gaya

ladaka - maa ess beg mai kaya hai

Nilam - beta sona/tulsi ki kitabe hai enn dono ko padane ka kaafi shok hai abhi enka sona (12 ) tulsi (mbbs 1st year ) ka class shuru hui thi ki ye sab ho gaya

ladaka - aap sab kitabe bhi le lo aur bus kapde aur khuch mat lenna

usske baad sab car Mai beth kar uss aadmi ke ghar nikal gye

jab wo car sai utare to ek aalishan bangalon ke samane the jis par likha tha "SHURYA VILLA"

addami - shurya Kumar " owner of shurya construction" 40 year

Arav kumar - shurya son ( 22) private detective agency hai esski jasusi eska passion hai

Jhannavi urff janu - shurya daughter (12th class )18 bhaut hi ghmandi har wakt bus paise aur ameer hone ka ghamand joh usske family mai koi nahi chahata ki ussko ho

Kaamini Kumar - shuraya wife 35 saal kaafi saant swabhav aur hamesha apne bacho ke chinta mai dubi rahati hai

shyaam Kumar - shuray ka bada bahi

Maalini kumar - shyaam ki wife

Lokesh 22 /shalu23/- shyaam ke beta beti

Phir sabhi andar aate hai hai

aur andar aate hi

Janu - chii papa kin garibo ko le kar aaye ho

Shurya - janu tum baat karne ki tamiz bhul gayi hai aur tuh school kyu nahi gayi aaj

Janu per patakte hue wha sai apne room mai chali jati hai

Shurya - kaamini enn logo ko picche wala ghar dhika de aap log esske sath jao aur tum mere saath aao kaya naam hai tumhara

Ladaka - naa.....mera

Shurya - ha bahi aab naam bata Mai Etna kaya sochana

Nilam - esska nam devdutt Singh hai

Sona - ha hum esse pyar sai DD khate hai

Ladaka(Mai ) - dd haa yahi to naam hai mera

Shurya - dd chaloo mere sath

(dev dutt ek random naam hai )

mai - ha chalye

phir hum dono garden Mai aa gye

mai - ha sir kaya baat hai

Shurya- tum mere beti sai to mil Liye ho wo todi naadan hai humare laad pyaar aur paise ka natiza jisnai bus usse paiso tak hi seemit kar diya agar wo tum sai badsaluki kare to bura mat manana

Mai - nahi aasi koi baat nahi hai aap befikar raahe par mai ek saath aapke bete aur beti ko guard kaise karunga

Shurya - usse tumhari jada jarurat nahi hai bus tumahari taakat dhek kar mujhe laga agar wo musibat mai hua to tum usse baacha loge

Mai - kaya karte hai wo

Shurya - jasusi ka bhoot sawar hai uss par

Mai - thik hai mai dyan rakhunga

Shuray - ye lo 30 hazzar rupay advance

Mai - sir bahut bahut shukriya

Phir usske bad mai phichle wale ghar me aa gaya

Nilam - sona tera kangan kaha hai

Sona - maa woh kaho gaya

Tulsi - sacha bata bahane mat banna

Sona - wo maine girwi rak diya hai

Nilam - kyu

sona - wo eelaz ke liye paise nahi tahe to esse liye aur jhutt bola ki dost sai udhar liya hai

Mai - ye sab kiya aapne kyu

Sona - aree aap yaha nahi woh toh bus maine aise hi

Mai - ek anjan ladake ke liye etna sab kiya aap logo nai ye baat ye DD kabhi nahi bhulega

Sona - bus bus rahene do

Mai - accha aap dono( sona /tulsi)mere sath chaloo

Mona - kyu kha jana hai

Mai- maa dhekho na yeh dono meri baat nahi sunati hai

Nilam - tum dono jao ab sai bus esski baat manana

Tulsi - accha ab humari azadi esske haath me hai phir toh

Mai - are bus bhi karo baate aur ab chalo

uske bad mai bhar janne aa
gaya dono ko lekar

Mai - arre mai to bhul gaya ye kon sa state hai

Tulsi - ye Harayana hai

Mai - aacha yaha aas pass mall kitni dhur hai

Sona - 1km kyu

Mai- arre shopping karni hai

Tulsi - par maa nai sehar jane sai mana kiya hai

Mai- arre apne bhai bharosha rakho (mujhe apne par ab toda confidence ho raha tha kyu naa ho 15 min Mai hi ek builder nai apna bodyguard jo bana liya tha)

Sona - mujhe apne friend par pura bharosha hai

Mai- tumhe jo samjhana hai samjho par tulsi meri badi didi

Tulsi - chal chotu jadi chal

Sona - chotu hahahaha

uske baad hum taxi pakad kar mall mai aa gaye thodi bhaut der mai

Mai- chalo aap dono kapde le lo aur Mai bhi le leta hu

dono - thik hai

Phir hum teeno nai mil kar kapde kharide maa aur dada ji ke liye bhi aur restaurant mai aa kar beth gaye aur mai kuch lene chala gaya

Tabhi ek ladke nai sona ke pass aa kar acha to tum dono yaha chupi ho etna bol ke woh ek phone kar deta hai

Ladaka - ha boss wo mil gayi

Boss - le kar aa dono ko mala maal kar dunga tujhe

Ladka - bus abhi laya boss

Aur phone rakh ke

Ladaka - tum dono mere sath chaloo warana aacha nahi hoga

Mai - abe oo langur tujhe koi aur kaam nahi kaya chal nikal yaha sai ess sai pehle ki mai tujhe yaha sai jaane ke kabil na chhodu

Ladaka- yehi to mera kaam hai ladkiya uthawana enn dono ko mai le kar hi jaunga tuh dekhata kaya kar lega

Mai- chal teri aaj ye gandi aadat chhud wata hu aur tum dono yeh dar sai kaapana band karo

Sona darte hue picche esshara karti hai

Maine piche mud ke dekha to wha 5 aadami khade hue the

Ladaka - ab bol enn ko mere hawale karega ki nahi

Mai - tum dono ye ice cream kaho aur maja lo yaha garmi Jada hone wali hai

Ladaka- maroo saale kutte ko

Maine jatt sai kursi utha kar ek aadami ke sir par mari woh wahi chila kar gir gaya sab ke sab logo ka dhyaan meri taraf ho gaya

Ek aadami ne chain phek kar mere gale mai fasa di aur khichane laga

Mai chain ko hath sai pakada aur uss ko apne taraf chicate hue pass laya aur ek mukka uske khande par mara uska khandha hi tut gaya

Baaki ke teeno toh dar gaye

Ladaka - abe dekh kaya rahe jaan sai maro abb

woh teeno pistol nikal lete hai

restaurant mai sab dar ke maare chilla nai lagate hai

Ladaka - tum sab mat daro aur hala band kar bus hume es sai matalb hai

Phir maine dono ladkiyo ko ek side kar liya

Ladaka - abe chutiyo kaya barat mai aaye ho kaya maro bhenchod

Unn tino nai fire kar diya mera heart beat tezz hone ke jagah slow ho gaya maine dekha sab khuch jaise ruk saa gaya haj yaa slow ho gaya hai par meri movement normal thi maine jada khuch na sochate hue teeno bullet ke pass gaya aur unko utha liya

Mai - ye to gazab hai yaar

Phir teeno ko utha kar unn tenno ke muh mai daal kar unn par laat ghuso ki barsat kar phir teeno ko ek sath khada kar ke pass ki table de mari unke Shir par

unke shir par marte hi sab khuch normal ho gaya aur unka shir phat gaya

sab ke sab muh khol kar mere taraf dhek rahe the jaise koi jadui hero dekha ho restaurant ka manager mere pass aaya

Manager - ess tod phod ka paisa kon bharega

Maine aage bhad kar uss ladake ke jeb sir wallet aur phone nikala aur uska coller pakad kar chal atm ka pin code bata

ladka - 5**
aur dard mai chillane laga

Maine wallet mai sai card nikal ke diya aur payment ki

Mai - essmai kitne paise hai

Reception nai darate hue kaha - sir bahar atm hai aap pata kar le wahi

Mai - chlo didi aua sona yaha kaa kaam ho gaya

woh dono to jaise kahi kho gayi thi

Mai hilla kar - chalo kaha kho gayi

woh dono bus uth ke mere picche picche chal di saman lekar

Uske baad hum bahar ek atm par gaye maine card laga kar pin code dala aur account check kiya usmai 25 lakh aur kich rupye the

Mai bhar aaya dono pata nahi kyu mujh sai dar rahi rhi

Mai - are ab kyu dar rahi ho woh bhi mere sai

Tulsi - tumhari aakhe red hai aag ki tarah

Mai - kaya maine pass hi khadi bike ke mirror mai dekha ohh sit yeh kaya hai

Maine aakhe band kar ke kholi to woh normal ho gayi

Mai - aree kuch nahi lagata kich gir gaya hoga aakh mai

Sona - haa par tumnai uska card kyu liya

Mai - taaki wo mera piccha kare aur mujhe dad matalab tumhare dad ka pata chale aur phir tumhare paiso par to ye moj kar rahe hai to apne paise lene mai kaya harz hai

Sona - kuch jada hi tezz dimag chalane laga ek hi din mai bodyguard banate hi ab ghar chalo jaldi

Mai - nahi jaldi sai bank chalo jitnai paise hai nikal sakate hai utna nikal lo uske atm band karane sai pehle

phir hum teeno s***** bank gaye

Mai - sir atm max kitna withdraw ho sakata

Casher- kon sa atm hai aap ka ye toh
ATM-cum-debit card hai online transactions 5 lakh a day ho sakata hai

Mai - aap jara side mai aayenge

Casher - ha bolo

Mai - kaya aap 25 lakh kisi aur account mai transfer kara sakte ho

Casher - ye mister kaya bol rahe ho ye sab galat hai

Mai - 2 lakh aap rakh lena

Casher to fast nikala - 3 lakh

Mai - done par kisi ko pata nahi naa chale

Casher - tum chinta mat karo mai aisa dekha dunga ki jiska ye account hai ussi nai transfer kiya hai par ek problem hai

Mai - kya

Casher - Otp

Mai - mere pass uska mobile hai naa

Casher - phir to ho gya samajho

Phir maine ek account khol kar 21 lakh uss mai transfer kara liye aur 1 lakh le kar unn dono ke sath bhar aa gaya aur 3 lakh uss casher nai le liye

Tulsi - tumhari yadass chali gayi par dimag to kisi jasus ki tarha chala rahe ho

Mai- sara aap logo ka asar hai

Sona - accha bacchu saara elzaam hum par

Mai - haa haa chalo wo dhekho pani puri wala chalo khate hai tl

Tulsi - mere to favorite hai

hume maje sai pani puri khaayi aur phir ghum ghaam ke hum teeno ghar aa gaye aur shurya sir ke pass

Shurya - kal sai tumhe janu ke sath jana hoga school

Mai - ok sir

phir mai aapne room mai aaa gaya picche ke ghar mai

Udhar wo dono nilam ji ko saari ghatana namak mirch laga jar suna rahi thi

Nilam - lagata hai ye hi tumhare papa ko le kar aayega

Tulsi - humare

Nilam - ha ha baba ha

usske baad hum sab nai khana khaya aur soo gaye
par mujhe kaafi der baad need aayi thodi bechani si thi mujhe

Subah meri aakhe khuli to mere baal mai khuch hilata saa malum pada

dekha to tulsi didi apna hath mere baalo mai ghuma rahi hai aur sir unki god mai tha

Mai - arre didi aap yha

Tulsi - kyu apne bhai ke pass nahi aa sakti kaya

Mai - kyu nahi

Maine time dekha - ohh chaloo jao jara tea le kar aao mai tayar jo jau mujhe
duty par jana hai

Tulsi - jao jaldi sai ready ho jaoo

phir mai nahane laga jab naha ke nikala to bhar aaya to maa wha bethi thi

Nilam- beta tu etna gora kaise ho gaya aur body etani......

maine bhag kar mirror Mai dekha to meri body or face glow kar raha tha

Mai - maa lagata hai pehle kabhi sahi sai nahaya nhi tha

Sona - ye kon hai

Mai - arre pagal Mai hi hu tuh bhi na ekdum dahkan hai

Sona - etni jaldi jaldi koi badalta hai

Mai - arre doctor ki baate bhul gayi kaya
sona - arre ha sorry

Mai - chalo Mai nikalta hu

usske baad mai tyar hokar nicche car ke pass khada ho gaya jismai janu ko lekar janna tha

Mai - sir good morning

Shurya - are wah kaafi smart lag rahe ho duty hi karna aur kahi kaamo mai naa lag jana

Mai - arre sir bus aase hi mai kaam pe hi dhyaan dunga

tabhi janu aa gayi waha

janu - ok dad mai ja rahi hu

shurya - beta ye hai DD aaj sai tumhare bodyguard

Janu mujhe ghurate hue - ok dad

Ye DD to James bond ka tau banta jaa raha hai, super smart aur super fast. Mast update Dev the lover

 

[Lib am]

UPDATE 22

Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh

Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai

Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna

Mai - ok mam

Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya

Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai

Mai to haka bakka rah gaya

Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa

Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai

Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........

Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya

Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa

Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya

Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai

Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua

Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe

Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai

Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi

Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi

Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh

Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi

Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai

Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi

Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega

waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe

Bouncer - kaha janna hai

Mai - khuch kaam hai

Bouncer - kya kaam hai

Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu

Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai

Arav - Kon hai waha pe

Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai

Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do

Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya

Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo

ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola

Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai

Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai

Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi

Mai - mera kaam kaya hai

Arav - badi jaldi mai ho

Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi

Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh

Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya

Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di

Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha

Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai

Rocky - Mai hu kyu be

Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha

Rocky - uss chutiya

Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha

Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......

Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa

maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya

Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the

Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko

Mai - DD - DE Devil

Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga

Mai - sahi hai warna

Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya

Mai - ye le bhai

Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga

Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi

Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi

Arav - aap se sidha tu

Mai - sorry sorry

Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku

uss nai hath badha kar

Arav - Be friends

Mai - ya sure sure

hath mila kar

Mai - ghar par milata hu

Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai

Mai - tuh toh dekh lega

Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa

Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha

Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar

Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega

Mai school akar canteen mai gaya

Janu - kaha ghum rahe the

Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha

Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao

Mai - abhi laya

Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai

Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya

Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye

Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai

Janu - eske kutte ki

Varun - kon ssaa kutta

Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai

Mai - mam ye lijiye

Janu - jam kaha hai

Mai - abhi laya

(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai

Mai - ye loo jam

Janu - khuch bhul gaye

Mai - ab kaya

Janu - mam

Sab ke sab hasne lage

phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya

Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu

Janu - bike kaha sai aayi

Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi

Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo

woh car mai beth gayi

Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha

Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha

Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge

Mai - ha beth jao

phir hum nikal gaye

thodi dhur janne ke baad

Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke

Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya

Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai

Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha

Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya

Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare

Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa

Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry

Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho

Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya

phir hum ghar pahuch gaya

Janu bahar nikali

Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par

Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li

Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne

Mai - ji dd

janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao

Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi

Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam

Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari

Mai - paise wali to ho naa

Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi

Mai - are mam ab uttar jao

Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu

To yahan se suru hui thi DD aur Masoom ki story. Fantastic and entertaining update.

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

MEGA UPDATE 9

Uske baad Mai Sidha wahan se Masoom ke ghar Gaya

Masoom - Dev Tum Yahan Kaise

Main - woh sab chodo Yeh batao admission to kara diya na

Masoom - ha kara diya hai baaki Batein baad mein karna chalo breakfast kar lo

Main - aisa karo Tum room mein hi le aao

Masoom - thik hai tum baitho Mein leke aati leke aati Hoon

thodi der baad Masoom 2 plate main coffee or breakfast Lekar aa Jati hi Phir Humne saath mein ke breakfast kiya

Mai - School Kaise Jaogi Tum

Masoom - mama ka driver Leke Jayega cars se

Mai - nahi hum dono bike sai jayenge

Masoom - sacch kah rahe ho

Mai - ha koi shaq

Masoom - par bike kaha hai


Mai - arre maine order kar di 30 minutes mai aa jayegi tab tak hum tayar ho jatte hai

Masoom khushi sai pagal ho gyi aur jaldi sai bathroom chali gayi phir mai bhi naha dho ke tayaar ho gya

Todi vo jab mere room aayi to mai to uss dekhata hi rah gya

Mai -(man me) yaar koi school dress mai etna sunder lag sakata hai

Ye haal mera hi nahi uska bhi tha vo bhi mujhe hi ghur rahi thi

Masoom- asse kya ghur rahe ho ladki nahi dhekhi kaya kabhi

Mai-waha kya din aa gye hai ulta chor kotwal ko date kahawat aaj sach lag rahi hai agar mai tumhe ghur rha tha to tum hi koi dood ki dhuli nahi ho

Masoom - kaya matlab

Mai - tum bhi to asse ghur rahi thi mujhe jaise koi hero dhek liya ho

Masoom - ha mere saamne jo kada hai koi hero sai kam nahi hai

Mai- accha jada mat ghur nazar lag jayegi

Masoom -meri chhodo apne bhen aur baaki ladakiyaao ka soccho unkna kaya haal hoga

Mai - kuch ki smell aa rahi hai

Masoom - you ruko tum

Aur mere phiche bhagane lagi maine jada preshan na karte hue khud ko uske hawale kar diya

Masoom -ab kaha bacch ke jaaoge

aur meri peeth par do ghusse mar deti hai

Mai - chaloo bhi ab late hona hai kaya

Masoom - tumhari bike

Mai - arre maine pari ke phone sai order kiya tha

Maine pari ko masoom ke phone sai call kar diya

Mai - ha pari jara uss delivery wale ka no dena

Pari - ok bhaiya mai send kar deti hu

Mai - aur ha 7 beje bhul to nhi gyi na

Pari - aisa kbhi ho hi nahi sakata mai aa jaungi

Savitri - kisse baat kr rahi ho

Pari - mom friend hai chlo bye

Mai - ok mom ki awaaz sun kar dil khush ho gaya bye

Phir maine delivery wale ko call kar diya vo bus 2 minute mai aane wala tha

Par hum ess baat sai aanjan the ki do akhe hum dhekh rahi ye thi uski mami ji jo jate sai hume chup ke dhekh rahi thi

Phir hum nicche aa jate aur bhar jaane wale the ki uski mami

Dheeksha - dev jara mere sath aana khuch baat karani hai

Masoom - baad mai mami abhi late ho jayega

Mai - tum chaloo 2 minutes ki to baat hai ata hu

Mai side mai unke pass jakar - haa boleye mami ji

Dheeksha - beta esse hamesha khush rakhanna

Mai- aap jaisa samajh rahi aisa khuch nahi hai hum friends hai only

Dheeksha - jo bhi ho bus usse khush rakhana aaj pheli baar usse etana khush dekha hai

Mujhe khuch khaas samajh mai nahi aya

Mai - mami ji wo meri friend hai aur mai apne friends ko kabhi dhukhi nhi karta hu haa kabhi kabhi galti kar deta hu

Tabhi mujhe mere cancer wali baat komal ,sam,rajiv,akash sab yaad aate hai aur mai bye kar ke bhar aa jata huh

Masoom - ye kaya face banna rahakha hai

Mai - tumsai kaya chupana mujhe cancer hai

Masoom - par dr. Nai tumhra checkup kiya tha tumhe koi bimari nahi hai

Mai hairan tha - aree saach mai ye bhi mama ka kamal hoga

Tabhi delivery wala jata hai wo bike niche utarata hai

Phir masoom uss par sai cover hata deti hai

Masoom - wow ye too meri favorite bike BMW S1000 RR hai

Mai - aa tumhare phone mai eski etni shari photo jo dekhi thi

Masoom - aaj mai bahut khush hu dost aur bike dono mil gayi par ye to bahut mehangi hai

Mai - tum uski chinta mat karoo

Maine pari sai keh kar phele hi payment kar di thi

Usske baad hum dono restaurant mai pahuch jate hai

Hum dono thodi dher restaurant mai pari ka intazar kar rahe the

Mai - are pata nahi kaha reh gayi

Masoom - are aa jayegi

Tabhi pari restaurant mai enter ho jati hai aur mai waiter ko eshara kar deta hu woh sarre parde aur gate band kar deta hai aur light off ek light pari ke upar padati hai aur sab ek sath

Happy birthday

Masoom hadbada ke happy birthday bolana chalu kar deti hai kyuki ussko bhi pata nahi tha naa

Pari ke to khushi ke marre ashu aa jate hai

Wo aa kar mere gale lag jati hai aur rone lag jaati hai
Mai - are roti kyu hai

Pari - aap ko mera birthday yaad hai

Mai - kyu tuh kisi aur ki bhen hai kaya tera birthday aur mai bhul jau aisa kabhi ho sakata hai

Pari aashu pochate hue - nahi nahi

Mai - Chal ab Cake kat school

Usske baad pari cake cut karati hai

Pari - mera gift Kha hai

Mai - abhi yeah le

Pari - khush hokar nhi yeah best gift hai

Mai - pari yeah hai masoom

Pari - kaya mai masoom nhi hu

Mai -arre pagal eska naam hai

Pari - to Mai Kaya Karu

Masoom - too mujhe janti hai phir ku nakhre kr rahi hai

Pari - aap bhaiya ke sath kya kr rahe ho

Mari - arre tum dono billiyon band karo yeh

Pari - ohh sorry di

Maine socha toda majak kr lu - are di nhi babhi bol

Pari meri taraf aise dheketi hai jaise mujhe kaah jayegi

Masoom- aisa kuch nahi hai majak kar raha Tumse

Mai- arey main toh isliye keh raha tha ki thoda maja le sakoon par tum nai maza kharab kar diya

Pari - (Hashte hue) Main Bhi toh mazak kar rahi thi chalo ab jaldi school chalo late ho jayega

Uske baad hum teno bike pe School nikal Jate Hain main bike chala raha tha Mere Piche Pari bethi thi usne Na Mujhe Kas ke pakad Rakha tha aur uske Piche Masoom

Hum teeno Ne School main entry Li
Sab ke sab Hame aur aur bike ko dekh rahe the par ladkiyaa mujhe dekh rahe thi jaise mai ensan nahi hu aur hu bhi kyu na joh t-shirt mujhe phele sayaad dhilli aati aaj vo ab mere body par chipk rahi thi aur mere pack halke halke nazar aa rahe the maine white tshirt aur black jeans pahani thi aur blue sunglass

Phir main unhe utarne ko kaha aur mai parking mai chala gya aur jab wapas aya to 3 ladkiyo nai dono ko gher ko gher rhaka tha

Divya - kon hai ye

Pari - friends hai kyu

Saloni -ye to masoom ka boyfriend
Pari

Deepali - oh yeaa bahut handsome hai

Maine unki baate sunn li

Mai unke pass pari sai - Are meri rani saant ho ja ( Masoom muh daba ke
Saloni to mujhe asse dekh rahi thi jasse maine kya hi keh diya ho )

Mai - are pari ye teri kaya lagati hai (saloni ki taraf essara kar ke )

Masoom - ye esski bhen hai

Mai - pari tumne bataya nahi tumhari bhen etni hot hai mai too bekar hi ess masoom ke chakar mai pad gaya

Masoom aur saloni ghusse sai mujhe ghurati hai

Wo tino ladkiya has kas - abhi late nahi hua bechari abhi single hi hai

Tabhi piche sai awaj aati hai - ye to ab booked ho gayi hai mere naam par

Maine usse taraf dekha to koi nahi kutta harmkhor vikky tha

Wo paas aya to sari ladkiya piche hat gayi

Vikky - chal be yaha sai nikal

Mai - kyu teri gas leak ho rahi hai kaya

Saree bache hasane lagate hai par enn 5 girls ka to bura haal tha

Vikky - jada bol raha hai

Mai - kyu jada bolne ke liye tere baap nai manna kiya hai

Saloni - aap sab yaha sai chaloo
Vikky - Haa chupa le ease bhi jaise tera bhai mere enhi hatho si mara tha ye bhi kahi mar na jaye

Saloni - (rote hue )please vikky esse maf kar do

Saloni ka esse maafi mangana mera khoon khaula raha thaa

Mai- pari jara ess darpok (saloni) ko yaha sai le ja mai jara ese kute ka muh band kara deta hu

Vikky - ab lagata hai tujhe bhi eske bhai ke pass bhejna hoga Vo bhi dusaroo ki padi mai ungli karta tha aur tuh bhi

Mai - uska to pata nhi par mere sai uljaha toh tu kal chal kar yaha nahi ayega tabhi principal waha aa jate hai

Principle - vikky please school mai ye sab nahi

Vikky usse dakka de kar - vikky challenge na accept kare aisa na ho sakata aur woh kisi ko phone kar deta

Mai sab ko lekar canteen mai janne lagata hu

Vikky - kyu dar gya kya

Mai -pehele tere paaltu kutte to aa jaye sabaka hisab aaj ek saath ho jayega

Phir hum sab canteen mai aa gaye
Par udhar vikky ke dimag mai khuch aur hi chal rha tha

Vikky - (bathroom mai ) Chhodunga nahi saale ko Aisa Badla Lunga Ki Yaad Rakhela Mujhe kutta bola Aur Saloni ki bachi ko aaj sabke samne naga karunga (aur white powder Lene lag jata hai)

Main Soch Raha Tha yaar dhamki to De Diye hi ab Aage dekhna hai kya Hota Par ab jo bhi ho didi Dil Se Vikky dar nikalna hoga Tabhi wahan par Sam aur Komal Aa Jaate Hain

Komal - arey Saloni kya haal hai

Saloni - kuch Mat Pooch Aaj Phir Se us Harami Ne dimaag kharab kar diya

Komal - Kya Ho Gaya

Saloni- Ess Se mil Yeh hai DD Rajput Masoom ka boyfriend aaj aate hi vikky sai panga le liya meri vajah sai

Komal - chaloo dhekhete hai kitna dum hai ess mai

Masoom- wo to aaj pata hi chal jayega

Komal - Achha slow motion ko boyfriend kay mila esse to bolana aa gya yeh bhi sahi hai

Saloni - slow-motion mat bola kar tune kabhi ese bike chalate hue nahi dekha Agar Tu Eske sath ek baar bike pe Baith Jayegi Sab pata chal jayega

Komal -arey yaar wo baat nahi hey Main Toh Uske nature ke bare mein Keh Rahi Hoon Hamesha Mimosa plant Ki Tarah chup chap bethi rehti thi naa

Masoom - arey Aisi koi baat nahi bus topic Nahi Milta baat karne ka

Masoom - ( chidane ke mood mein) Tum log Bhi Toh bus Dev ki faltu Batein Karte Rehte Ho dev ye Karta Hai Deva wo karta hai

Komal -Masoom ab yeah jyada ho raha hai kisi ke baare mein kuch bhi Keh lena par Agar Uske baare mein kuch kaha toh achha nahi hoga

Mai - Arey Arey Itna Bhadak Kyun rahi ho ab woh toh Yahan Par hi nahi Phir uske liye Kyun lad rahi ho

Komal - yeah Hamara aapas Ki baat Hai tum bhi beech main Na padho to Achchha rahega

Pari- cool girls cool
Bhai........yaaaaa...a.a.aa.a.a.a..a.a.a.a

Fabulous update

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

UPDATE - 10

Tabhi Mere Piche se Jabardasth laat Mere Peeth par Padi aur mein Neche Gir Gaya aage ki taraf Maine Dekha Ki vaha par kam se kam 12 admi hey jin ke haath mein Chaku hockey stick Aur Bhi Kayi Sara Saman tha

Mai jaldi Se Khada Hua Sab ko Piche Hata Diya

Mai - Accha Toh Aa gaya Apne kutto ko le kar chal badhiya hai sab ke sab Ek Sath pitoge yaa Akele akele
Vikky - Woh to Waqt batayega kaun pitega aur Kaun bachayega

Mai - Ab Baat khatam ho gayi ho toh kam pura kare

Mere Itna bolte hi unke beach se admi mere paas aya aur Chaku Mere pet ki taraf badha diya mene jhat sai usse apne hathon ke beech mein pakad liya

Aur jhatak Ke ek taraf fel Diya Aur uss Aadmi ka Sar Pakad Ke pass ki table par de mara

Aadmi- a h..h....h..aa...aaa...aaa..aaa uska sirf fat gaya tha Uske sar se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha Yeh dekh kar teen Aadmi Mere Paas Aaye Aur mujhe gher kar khade ho gaye aur ek Sath Hai Mujhpe hockey sai hamala Kar Diya Mai Jhatt sai pass pade table pade table par khud gya table too Chakna choor Ho Gaya

Phir mai khadha hokar ground ki taraf bhaga Kyunki Mujhe Dar tha ki Kahi un Ladkiyon ko aur Sam Ko Chot Na Lag Jaye Wah sab bhi Mere Piche Bhag kar ground ke Taraf aate hai Ye sab dekh kr bahut sare bache ki bhid Lag Gayi aur teachers ki bhi

Ek Teacher -ye sab kya ho raha hai yeh School Hai Koi Fight Club nhi school ka Mahool mat kharab karo

Aadmi - abe master chup chaap baith Ja Hame apna kaam karne De Aaj sala Yaa To ye Rahega ya Hum

Mai - Bhai Mujhe Toh Yahi rehna tum log ghar chale jao

Vikky - Pehle Tujhe upar To bhej de

Sab Meri Taraf aane Lage Aur Mujhe gher liya Piche se ek Aadmi Ne Mere Sir par war kiya jiske Karan Mera balance Bigad Gaya aur mein Neeche Gir Gaya uska fayda Utha Kar De Dana Dan hockey Mara Na Shuru kar diya

Aur Mujhe Khada Karke pakad liya do logo mein mera Haath pakad Rakha tha aur ek nai mujhe piche se t-shirt se pakad Rakha tha Achanak Meri body se Dard Hona Band Ho Gaya aur Meri body kafi Garam Ho Gayi

Maine tang Utha Kar Paas Khade Aadmio ko Mar Di Jo Mere left or right side Khade the

Aise Khade Khade Piche wale ke Pet Mein Ek laat mari oh Piche Gir Gaya but apne sath mere t-shirt Bhi Apne Haath Mein Leke Chala Gaya

Adi fati Hui t shirt Mere Seene Par thi Maine khich kar usse fek. Diya Aur chillaya - aa jao salo

Mer six pack wali body jo pasine mai ho gayi thi Sabke Samne Aa Gayi ab mai black jeans mai tha Baccho ko dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh Kafi enjoy kar rahe hai

Sab ke sab aise Dekh Rahe Ho Jaise koi film ki shooting chal rahi hai ladkiya to video Banane mein busy thi Mai Bhag kar 1 Aadmi Ke Paas Gaya aur uske Sar pakad kar Apne Apne ghutne par mara or Piche Hata kar Uske pet mai ek Jor daar Laat maar de

woh udta hua Apne Aadmi Aur vikky par Gir Gaya

Unke paas jakar un sab ko bari bari sai Marne Laga kisi ke pet me Kisi Ki tang par jah man kar raha tha Wahan Pe Laat Aur ghuso ki Barsat kar raha tha

Sab ke sab pade karah rahe the tabhi Maine Dekha vikky bcch kar school ke andar Bhaag raha hai

Mai age badhane ja raha tha Ek Aadmi ne Mera pair pakad liya Maine Piche mud kar Uske muh pe laat mari Uske do dant toot kar bahar aa gaye

Maine Vicky ki taraf Dekha Woh Kahin chhup gaya tha

Mai - bahar nikal suar ki aulad shubah to bahut Kud raha tha ab kya hua fat Gayi

Par Udhar Se Koi Awaz nahi hai Mai idhar udhar khojne Laga thodi der baad 1 jeep waha ruki jis mein kam se kam 20 Aadmi Thay Unmai sai ek bola sayad unka leader tha

Leader - kis Ki Maut Aayi Hai Jisne mere bhai ko Hath Lagaya

Mai uske paas Gaya aur Sam ki taraf dekh kar Kaha oye Sam jakar dhund ke la uss ko Tabhi piche se

Vikky - Woh Dhoondhne ki jarurat nahi hai Kyunki ab too en se nahi bachne wala

Maine aapne pass dekha paas mein ek chain padi thi Maine Apne haath main Lapete Lee aur uske bhai ke paas jakar Uske bhai ke face par Ghuso ki Barsat kar de

Uske logo nai Mujhe pakad liya aur Mujhe Piche Kicchnai lage

Abhi toh sab shuru hua lagata par tabhi police ke siren ki awaz aane lagi aur khuch dher baad ek police jeep aa kar vah ruki Aur uss mai sai 5 police wale utare

Ek police wala waha aaya jo sayad unka senior tha

Rajveer (inspector) - ye sab drama band kro aur tum sab ees ladke ko chhodo

Sanjay (vikky ka bhai )- tuh janta nahi hai hum sab kon hai

Rajveer - sab pata hai tum kis khet ki moli ho mujhe baki police walo jaisa mat samajhana jo tumhare yaha paiso ke liye dum hilate hai

Sanjay - jabaan sambhaal kar baat kar

Rajveer - dhekho tumhare baap ki vajah sai maine chhod rakha hai vaise bhi educational place par marpit karne ke liye tumhe mai aaram sai jail mai daal sakata hu Tabhi sajay ko call aata hai wo ghabara jata hai

Sanjay - sab ke sb chalo yaha sai aur vikky tuh apne dosto ke sath hospital chale jaana

Sanjay sab ko le kar nikal jaata hai

Sunil ( principle sir ) - thanks rajveer yaar

Rajveer - kis baat ka ye meri duty jo mai bhi puri tarah sai nahi kar paa raha hu vase ye ladaka kon hai jo aate hi sher ki maand mai hath daal raha hai

Principal sir - new addmission hai thank You sir

Rajveer - ok aab mai chalata hu tum ees ko samjha do aur ho sake to jo dev ke sath hua hai bta doo

Principal - ok Phir mai pari ke pass jata hu jaha par sab khade the Masoom jaldi sai bolati hai

Masoom - kyu saloni dekh liya dum

Saloni ko jaise hosh hi nahi tha vo kabhi mere face ko to kabhi mere body ko dhek rahi thi Par komal patta nahi kaya soch rahi thi

Peon - aap sab ko principal sir bula rahe hai

Mai - thik hai tum chaloo mai aata hu

Saloni - nahi hum sab tumhare sath chaleng

Mai - ye tum Maharani banana kab chhodegi

Saloni (chok ke ) - kaya kaha

Mai - khuch nahi chaloo mujhe kaya sir bula rahe hai late ho raha hai

Phir hum sab office mai aa gye par meri nazar komal par thi vo badi ajeeb nazaroo sai ghur rahi thi
Tabhi school ki canteen mai Akash atta hai

Akash canteennwale sai - are ye sab kisne kiya uncle

Canteen wala - arre tumhare dosto ki ladayi hui thi usi Ka natiza hai

Akash - kaya kaha hai sab

Canteen wala - principle office mai hai sab

Akash office ki taraf nikalata hai

Udhar office mai

Principal- ha to dd rajput kon ho tum phele ye batao

Mai - sir ku ab ees ki kaya jarurat hai

Principal - kyuki tumhare koi document hamare pass nahi hai masoom ke papa mere acche dost hai ees liye maine tumhara addmission kara liya tha

Mai - sir wo to nhi de sakata

Principal- to hphir tum es school mai nahi pad sakate

Masoom- sir please maan jaaye khuch dino ki baat hai

Principal - no way mai nahi cahata ki ess ki wajah sai school par koi case ho Kyu ki rajveer nai ess ke documents mange hai

Mai - to phir mai chalata hu

Masoom rotte hue - kaha jaa rahe ho

Mai - tumahare ghar aur kaha

Komal - chaloo mai bhi chalti hu

Mai - kyu ab tumhe kaya problem ho gayi

Komal- mai to tumhari problem thik kar rahi hu

Mai -kaya matalb

Komal - saloni didi jao ghar sai dev ke documents le aao

Pari masoom aur mujh par to jase bomb fod diya ho

Saloni - kaya bakwas kr rahi hai

Komal - saloni didi bakwas mai nahi ye dev kar raha hai

Mai haklate hue yeh essnai kaise pakad liya etnai jaldi - ye .....ee kay bakwas kar rahi ho

Komal - ab jada banno mat dev samajhe

Mai - mujhe nhi pata tum kaya kah rahi hoo chaloo masoom

Masoom - haa chalo

Komal - are masoom ki bachi naa aisa sochana bhi mat abb tujhe bhi sach jaan lena cahiye yeh tera bf sai phele mera bf hai samjhi

Masoom - chup ho gayi

Mai - are saant raho tum dono aur mujhe jaane do mai koi dev wagera nahi hu samjh jaao

Komal - accha chalo peeche mud jaoo

Mere to dimag ki ghanti baj gayi

Mujhe dyan aaya mai to shirt less kadha hu

Mai - Chaloo masoom chalo ghar bhaut ho gaya yeh sab

Masoom - haa chaloo mai toh kab sai keh rahi hu

Saloni humare age aate hue - nahi jaoge tum

Akash - kaya ho rah hi yaha

Tabhi mujhese galti ho gayi

Mai - abe cheater tu yaha

Akash - kon hai be tu

Mai - ohh sorry sorry bhai mai koi aur samajh raha tujhe

Komal - tum log khade khade kaya dhekh rahe ho palat do ese

Sam - meri traf badate hue chal bhai ghum ja

Pari bhi bahana marate hue warana sabko sak ho jaayega ussko sab pata ussnai bataya nahi - kya baat hai tum ghum ku nhi rahe hoo

Mai daant piss ke - khuch Nhi khuch nahi

Very beautiful update

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

UPDATE - 11

Pari - batao kaya baat hai

Komal - chaloo ab mud bhi jaoo

Mai - accha thik aisa karo bhar chalo mai bus tumhe dhikha dunga

Saloni - koi jarurat nahi hai hum sab dhekene

Akash - komal kahi vahi baat to nahi hai jo mai soch rha hu

Komal - ha bikul sahi soch raha hai

Saloni - mujhe bhi to koi batao chal kaya raha hi

Sam /principal/divya /disha - hume bhi

Mai komal sai - tum nahi manogi

Komal - sawal hi nahi hotta

Pari - kaya laga rakha hai aap dono nai jaldi bhi karo jo karana hai

Phir maine aakhe band kar le ghum gaya

Sab ek sath - komal ye kaya hai

Komal - DD urf dev sai pucho

Saloni /sam /principal/divya /disha - what

Komal - ha yehi hai vo pagal jo hum sab ko bevkoof bana raha hai

Masoom - Dev ye tumhare shoulder par komal ka naam aur tatoo kyu bana hua hai matalab woh sach bol rahi thi

Sayad jab shuru mai komal nai bola tha masoom sai saloni yaa kisi nai gaur nahi kiya par abb

Saloni gaur sai dheke kar - ha ye to komal hi hai

Komal - chalo ab ye mask utaroo aur apna face dhikha do

Mai - kaisa mask ye mera asli face hai

Saloni - mera sir fat jayega ye sab kaya ho raha rahi dd hi dev hai par dd dev jaisa nahi hai yeh dd hai masoom kaa bf par body pe naam komal kaa aur aur komal dev ki gf thi mujhe abhi tak nahi pata yeh kaya hai

Abb maine socha khuch jada ho rah hai

Mai - oye meri saloni didi apne hath ka gajar ka halwa khila dena sir dard thik ho jaye gaa aur aur maine apni baahe faila di

Kuch der toh saloni didi nai dekha par phir

Saloni didi dev dev karati hui woh mere gale lag kar rone lagi

Saloni - dev mere dev tu aa gaya kaha gay tha tuh pata hai maine tujhe kitna miss kiya kaha chal gaya tha aur ye tera face aur body change kaise ho gaya 1 saal hi to dur hua tha hum sai

Mai - are are sas to le loo etna sare question ka jawab mai paper mai bhi nahi likhata hu

Saloni - etna ky tadpaya hume aur yeh sab kaya jhil faila rakaha hai

Mai - mujhe kaya maja aa raha tha mai bhi to apni doll sai milene ke liye kab sai wait kar raha the

Pari - doll kon hai

Saloni - mai aur kon

Pari - sab ke samane fulan devi aur akele mai doll waah waah

Sab ke pari ki baat sunn kar hosh mai aa jaate hai

Mai - sir ab koi aur documents du kaya

Sam - kute haramkhor

Mai - kaya kar rah hai bhen hai bhai

Phir maine baaki sb ki tarf dekha too meri to gand fat gayi

Mai - beta aaj To tu gaya

Sam - kahi nhi jane wala aaj teri dhulayi ka din so girls hamala

Phir usske baad mera jo haal hua mai bata nhi sakata hu

Girl team nai mere galo ko thapad mar mar ke laal kar diya aur akash meri jeans fadne mai laga hua yeh alag hutiya insaan hai

Masoom- bus karo aab kaya naga karoge kaya

Pari ko sab pata hone ke baad bhi mere baal noch rahi thi

Mai - aahaaaa

Saloni - ab bus bhi karoo

Mai - didi baccha lo

Principal - disha Beta bus karo ye mera office hai koi dhekh lega to pata nahi kaya hoga

Sab ko principal sir ke baat sai yaad aya ki vo ess time kaha hai disha to sharma ke bhag gyi
Abb essko kaya ho gaya aacha esske dad yehi hai naa

Mai - thanks sir aap nai baccha liya
chalo class chalate

Pari - Kaya class chalate hai esse hi nange jaoge kaya ek to waise hi sab Enhe ghur rahe hai jaise kabhi ladaka nahi dekha aise gaye to sacch mai izzat sai jaayenge

Mai - ab kay karu

Sam - tu kab sai sochene laga chal
maal sai mall mera matlab kapde le kar ate ata hu

Mai - Phir kahani kaya suna rha hai

Sam - abe ja raha hu komal esska dhyan rakhana

Komal- ok bhai

Masoom - chaloo sab mil gaye ek minute tumne batata nhi woh tato ka kaya matlab hai

Mai - sir bathroom kaha hai

Sir ek taraf eshara kR dete hai
Mai bhaag ke bathroom mai chup jata hu

Bhar sab gate pit kar chale jatte hai
Todi dher baad maine bhar dhekha to waha koi nhi tha

Mai - sir kha hai sab

Principal- bhar khade hai sab accha Beta wo dd ka kay manjara hai

Mai - are sir mla ke bete ke murder ke case ki vajah sai


Principal - arre wo mara nahi tha
Bus usske sir mai tumhara iron puch lagane ki vajah sai todi uski memory loss ho gayi hai par ye baat samjh mai nahi aayi ki usnai police mai apne bete ko mara hua ku bataya

Mai - accha to ye khel khela ja rha hai sir filhaal mere sare documents dd ke naam par rakhana

Principal - thik hai aakhir tum trusty jo ho es SCHOOL ke

Mai - aree sir bus naa aap aise baate mat karo

Principal - are mujhe laga hi dev hi aaya hai tabhi sab etna sahi ho raha school mao abb

Mai - sir aage bhi hota rahega aisa hi

thodi der mai sam vaha aa gya maine kapade badale aur bhar aa gya

MAI - kya baat chal rahi hai

Saloni - baat mat karo mujhese

Mai - are bhai kya hoo gya

Saloni - itne dino sai kha the pure 1 saal

Masoom - ye soo raha tha

Sab ek sath - pure ek saal

Mai - abe ye pagal hai mai coma mai tha

Saloni - aur ye tato ka kya chakar hai

Pari/masoom - ha bato jaldi.

Mai - khuch nahi ye to aise hi maje mai banwa liya

Saloni - mera ku nahi banwaya

Pari - badi aayi banwane wali ab mera banega

Sam - Accha ye bata jab komal nai tujhe propose kiya tha to tune mana kyu kiya tha

Maine sir pit liya yeh dost log chutiye number ek hote kab kaha kaya bolana nahi pata enhe

Divya /saloni /disha /masoom/pari- - whattttttt..........

Mai - abe chutiya tujhe meri maarne ka aur koi time nahi mila tha abhi ye baat karani jaruri thi

Akash - gandu hai na accha tu ye sab chhod richa didi ko mil Lena yaar unki bhaut tabiyat kharab hai

Mai - tum dono pagal ho gaye ho kaya kam musibat hai Jo tu ek aur de rha hai

Saloni - komal ye sab kaya tunne etna bada dhokha kiya mere sath

Phir pata nahi kaya tino(pari /masoom/pari ) waha sai rotte hue nikal gayi

aur baaki unnke picche komal ko chhod ke

Mai sam sai - bhai tune ye kar diya abhi too sahi sai mila bhi nhi tha aur tunne gaand mara di

Sam - yaar pichali baar teri meri dosti essi wajah sai tut gayi to excitement mai pucch liya par en tino ko kaya hua be
kabhi na kabhi to teri gf hogi na

Akash man mai - etna mat soch beta abhi to atom bomb bacha hai

Akash- haa yeh to mai bhi nhi samajha

Mai - aaj ki classes ki lag gayi

Komal - are sab thik ho jayega tum tention na loo babu

Sam - kya babu

Komal - kyu kaya problem hai

Mai - Abe gf - bf mai etna to chalata hai

Sam - arre dev nai to tumhe manna kar diya tha

Mai- chal sale tujhe aaj pura sacch batta det hu warana pata nhi aur kaha kha meri maraweyega

Sam - chal bata

Mai - tumhari classes
Sam - abe ek din mai koi Einstein nhi ban jaunga

Mai - chal phir kahi bhar chale

Komal- park chale
Mai - ess time

Komal - arre ek mast park khulla hai aur kaffi bada hai koi disturb nahi karega

Mai - chaloo komal bike le kar aate hai tum dono bike lekar gate par miloo
Phir mai aur komal bike ki taraf jaate hai

Mai - komal tuh mujhe kitna payar karti hai

Komal - ye tum pucch rahe ho

Mai - nahi bus ess liye pucch rha hu kyuki pata nhi mai jab sai mai coma sai utha hu khuch ghanto baad mujhe khuch visions nazar aa rahe hai

Komal - kaise visions

Mai - mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana chata hu

Komal- tum bol bhi do

Mai - yaar woo

Komal - bol bhi

Mai - agar tum mujhe chhod ke chali gayi to mai mar jaunga

Komal mere muh par hath rakhate hue - aisa kabhi nahi hoga

Mai - tumsai yaha milana aaj subah dekha tha

Komal- kaya aur ladai aur office wala

Mai - maine kaha tha bus photo si aati hai bus aur khuch jada saaf nhi

Komal- aur kaya dhekha

Mai - Ki mai aur masoom kiss kar rahe hai

Komal - kaya nhi aisa nhi ho sakata
Mai - mai janata hu par wo baar baar mere pass aati hai to mai bhi khud to rok nahi pata aur mujhe lagat woh mujh sai kuch chupa rahi kyuki mujhe lagata nahi mai coma mai thaa woh masoom mere baare mai bhaut kuch janati hai
agar woh sab sach hua aur mai ...

Komal - tum jaante ho ye nhi ho sakata tumhari baato mai abb nahi aane waali mai

Mai - Mujhe pta hai tabhi toh tumhe bta raha hu accha ye batoo us raat mere sath kaya kya hua tha

Komal nai shuru sai lekar mujhe injection lagne tak ki shb bate bata di Phir hum bike par beth kar gate par aa gaye

Awesome update

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

UPDATE - 12

Akash- etni der kaha laga di

Mai - abb chal jada detail mat le

Uske baad hum nikalene hi wale thi ki kisi ka phone baja

Komal- ha saloni didi.....

Saloni- xxxxxxxx

Komal- kya aabhi aate hai

Mai- kaya hua

Komal- jaldi city hospital chalo

Mai - baat to batao

Komal- whi hua jo tum kah rahe the masoom nai............

Maine phir kuch puccha nahi aur bike sidha city hospital ki taraf bahga di

Todi hi dher baad hum sab hospital pahuch gaye mai mami ke pass jakar - kaya hua hai masoom ko Chataakkkkkkk......Chataakkkkkkk....... Chataakkkkkkk

Komal nai bich mai hath rok diya

Komal - aap kyu esse mar rahi ho

Deeksha - ese ki vajah sai ye hua hai

Komal - es ne aisa khuch nahi kiya hai

Deeksha - dev kyu kiya tumne aisa bolo maine kah tha tumsai ki usse khush rakhana aur usske etni sari mehant ka ye sila diya .... jab tum esse mile tab
Es ne tuje thik karnne ke liye kay kaya nahi kiya aur pichale do months sai to din raat tumhari seva ki ess nai kayi raat ko jaagi bechari bus tumhe thik karne ke liye aur aaj tumhari vajah sai ye sab

Mai (man mai) - abe mai too coma mai tha phir ye kya bol rahi hai

Mai - baaki baate baad mai kar lenge ab uski halaat kaisi hai

Doctor vikas - now she is out of danger
Mai - thank God

Mai - mami ji jara app mere sath chalo

Dheeksha - Kyu

Mai - kuch baat karani hai

Phir hum dono toda Dhur ja kar

Mai - baat kaya hai

Dheeksha- beta maaf karana mai khuch jada emotional ho gayi thi

Mai - koi baat nahi puri baat Bata do

Dheeksha- tumhe kaya lagata hai vo tumhe apna boyfriend kyu bolti

Mai - bus wo to majak hai usse acha lagata hai to maine bhi jada force nahi kiya

Dheeksha - kaya tumhe kuch bhi yaad nahi

Mai - mujhe sab yaad hai meri pariwar mere dost sab

Dheeksha- arre woh nahi jo pichale 6 -7 month mai hua hai

Mere to paro sai jase dharti fisal gayi
Maine (haa..kalate hue )- 6 -7 mahine ye kaya kah rahi ho aap mujhe to abhi 2 din bhi nahi hue hosh aaye

Dheeksha- nahi tum pure ek saal sai masoom ke sath ho par tum harayana sai kabhi yah nahi aate the

Mai - what..... kahi woh sab vision sach toh nahi

Dheeksha - haa
Mai - phir mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai

Dheeksha- mujhe tumhare barre mai jada pata nahi par etna janti hu ki tum aur masoom ek dusre ki jaan ho ya the I don't know

Mai - ye kaya kah rahi ho aap woh ladaki dekh rahi ho ( Komal ) woh meri jaan aur mai usski phir yeh sab kaya bol rahi aap

Dheeksha - ruko ......Uske baad wo apne phone mai khuch kar rahi thi .....Ye dhekho

Mai to pher ladkhada gaya mujhe yakin nahi ho rha tha kyuki ye meri soch sai bhi pare tha
Mai- ye...ee.....hh
Dheeksha - ab bhi kahoge ki wo majak tha

Mai - par mujhe khuch yaad ku nahi hai

Darasal unhonne ek video dhikaayi jismai mai masoom ko god mai utha kar sidhiyon sai utar rha tha aur usse mai khuch jada khush tha wo sayad party jaise lag rahi thi

Mai - accha ek baat bataye ki aap saloni ko kaise janti ho

Dheeksha- wo dono kaffi acche friend hai

Mai - kaya saloni ko pata hai mai kon hu matalb jo mai ees video mai hu

Dheeksha- haa wo dono friends hai too pta nhi hoga kya

Mera sir ghum raha tha etna sab kam tha jo ab ye kaya fanda hai jab saloni di mere baar mai janti hai hi to phir kyu park mai esse mili aur ab komal ke bare mai jaan kar tino esse behave kar rahe hai jaise ki maine koi gunaah kar diya

Mere man mai hazaro sawal the par jawa sirf 2 logo ko pata hai ek to saloni aur dusari hai masoom

Phir mai yahi sochata hua vha sai nikal kar apne dosto ke paas aya

Komal- kaya hua tumahara chera kyu utara hua

Mai - khuch nahi(maine komal ko khuch nahi batya sayad mujhe dar tha kahi aur kuch naa ho jaaye vapas).....

Tabhi komal ka phone bajata jai

Komal - hello ha bol......Ha yehi par hai abhi baat karati hu

Komal- dev saloni ka phone hai

Mai - ha didi bolo

Saloni- ab vahi rahega ya hamare paas bhi aayega

Mai - Nhi didi bus aa rha

Saloni- jaldi aa ja mom dad ko bhi batana hai

Mai - aa rha hu bus

Mai - komal tum mere sath chalo unn dono ko sambhalna meri akele ki baat nhi hai

Komal - thik hai sam bhai mai jaa rhi hu aap sab bhi ghar chale jaoo

Uske baad mai aur komal mere ghar ki taraf nikal gaye Udhar ghar mai

Neha - mom mujhe aap sai khuch baat krani hai

Savitri - are phele kahana to kah le aur aaj tum school kyu nahi gayi aur ye dono bhi jaldi aa gayi hai

Neha - unka mujhe nahi pata hai meri tabiyat thodi thik nahi lag rahi thi to nahi gayi

Savitri - accha bata kaya baat karani hai

Neha - woh kom kal raat ko na koi hamare room mai aaya tha

Savitri- accha koi chala gya hoga

Neha - mom koi ghar ka nahi tha wo koi ladka tha aur pari usse kapade utarne ko kah rahi thi

Savitri - kayaaa.......
Neha - ha maa

Savitri- esski etni himmat ki ghar mai ladka bulaya aur chii chii ye humari pari

Savitri uth kar niche hall mai aati hai jaha saloni aur pari bethi tv dhek rahi thi aur sidhe pari ke pass jakar

Savitri - teri enti himmat kaise hue

Saloni - kiya hua Mom

Savitri - teri bhen aaj kal apne room mai ladke bula rahi hai

Saloni- mom....

Savitri- ha beta woh to neha nai bata diya warana pata hi nahi chalata

Saloni- pari ye mom kaya kah rahi hai

Pari chup chaap rahi

Saloni- mom khuch keh rahi pari jawab do uskaa

Tabhi gate sai awaj aati mai deta hu jawab

Devraj - Kon hai tuh

Pari bhaag kar mere gale lag jaati hai

Mai - pari ke kaan mai - pari toda maja le

Pari nai sar haa mai hila diya

Neha teej sai - mom yahi hai wo yahi hai

Saloni sab samaj jati hai maine saloni ko aakh mar di

Savitri - dhekh rahe ho pita ji kitni besharm ho gayi hai hum sab ke saamne gale lagli hue hai

Mai - kaho to tumhe bhi gale lag lu

Saloni apni hassi rok rahi thi aur komal aur pari bhi

Devraj - teri himmat kaise hue ess ghar mai ane ki

Mai - jaha meri jaan rahti hai waha nahi aunga to kaha aunga

Savitri - pari tujhe pasand bhi aaya to ye awara
Pari - enke jaisa koi nahi hai

Saloni aapni hasi rok nahi paayi
Aur pet pakad ke hasene lagi

Savitri- yeh ho kya rha hai ess ghar mai

Abb sai savitri ji ko Mom likhunga
Tabhi maa ka phone bajne lagata hai

Mai- hello haa ji boleye

Suraj - tell something

Maa - khushi sai kya aap sach kah rahe ho aap jaldi ghar aa jao

Uske baad mom ko na jane kaya hua wo khushi sai naachne lagi

Aur

Mom - aaj meri ki sabse badi khushi mujhe mil gayi hai saloni jaldi sai kahana banna le mera beta jinda hai aur tere papa usse dudhane gaye hai Saloni khuch bolane wali thi
Maine usse eshra kar ke manna kiya

Mom - chal ja ab aur ha pari esse apne papa sai mila de aaj hi mai nhi chati ki meri ghar ki izzat badnaam ho aur ab to mera beta aa rha hai mera beta woh dekh lega essko

Apne liye etna pyaar dhek kar mere akho mai aasu aa gaye mai bolne hi jaa rha tha ki pari nai mere muh par hath rakh kar mere kan mai kaha

Pari - abhi to asli maza aana shuru hua hai aur aap ko meri kasam na aap kuch nahi batayenge

Mai - pari ye galat hai

Pari (man mai ) - mujhe dhokha diya hai na ab dhekho mai kaisa khel khelati hu ki hamesha yaad rakhoge aur tuh komal ki bachi tujhe to mai baad mai dheke lungi

Mom - aye mr kya naam hai tumhara

Pari - mom toda to respect do apka damad hi

Saloni - jada ho rha hai ab

Pari komal aur saloni ko aakh mar deti hai

Dono samajh jati hai abhi pari majak me full mood mai hai

Mai - mera naam dev rajput hai

Maa aur baaki sab chok jaate hai

Mom - Joh bhi ho naam dev hone sai koi dev nahi ho jata samajhe tum log kaha ye aur kaha wo

Saloni - mom aisa khuch nah ye bhi ache insan hai

Mai sochane laga aache insaan waah

Mai - thanks saloni ji

Saloni- You welcome

Mom - ab ye bakwas batte ho gayi ho to jaa kar mere bete ke liye ke favorite dishes banna lo

Ab bhai sab ki entry hogi family waale

Sab ki sab meri dono chachi jo phel sai hi kitchen mai thi kitchen mai kahanna. Bannane mai busy ho gaye aur mai apne dada dadi ke pass jaa kar unke pass beth gay Maine dada dadi ke par chuye

Ab mai dada aur dadi hi likhunga

Dada /dadi - khush raho beta kaafi acche sanskar diye hai tumhare mom dad nai

Mai - haa un logo nai bhi to app sai hi sikhe hai

Dada - kaya

Tabhi mujhe pari ki kasam yaad aa gayi

Mai - khuch nahi dada ji

Dada - beta asse kisi ladki ke room mai raat ko accha nahi hota woh toh humari bhau ko usske bete ki news mili warana yaha hungama hota bahut waise pari nai kuch toh dekha hoga tumhare andar

Mai - sorry dada ji

Dada - accha kaya karete ho tum

Mai - 12th mai padata hu

Dada - are phir tumhe hamari beti sai kaise pyar ho gya

Mujhe pari ke sath asse jodana pasand nahi aa rha tha par mai abhi bhi uski kasam nhi tod sakat tha


Mai - bus esski koi umar nhi hoti
( man mai soch raha ess kasam ke chakkar mai kaya kaya karna padega kaya kaya bolana padega )

Tabhi vaha par kaffi logo ki entry hoti hai

kirti ,sikha,sanjana ,rahul ,amit ,
kasish ,ritu ,sumit

Rahul - chillata hua didi saloni didi kaha ho app......Aur

Mujhe dhekh hi woh ruk jata hai

Fabulous update

 

[ANUJ KUMAR]

MEGA UPDATE - 13

Rahul - arre aap yaha

Dada - yeh

Maine unhe rok diya

Mai - pari ka friend hu aap kaise jante ho

Rahul - kaya sir etne bada kaam kiya aur esse bol rahe ho jaise khuch jaante hi nhi ho

Sikha didi to ghur rahi thi

Tabhi saloni aa jati hai

Saloni - kaya hua kyu gala faad rah hai are tum sab ek saath yaha

Sumit - arre saloni mene suna teri
school mai kisi sai ladayi ho gayi thi

Saloni Ghusse mai - badi jaldi pata chal gaya aap ko to kaam sai fursat kaha vase aap ko kaise pata chala

Rahul - arre didi puri jagah news fali hai ki aap ko bachane ke liye ek hero nai fight ki hai

Mai - arre yar ye kaya hero laga rakha hai mai toh bus normal insaan hu

Sumit - aap dd hi hai na

Mai - ha kyu koi shak hai kaya

Sikha - nahi nhai ye to pagal hai aap ki madad ke liye shukriya

Dada - chaloo bacho fresh ho jaoo tumhara bhai aane wala hai

Sikha - aur koi shocking news bachi hai kaya

Dada - haa

Maine phir beech mai aakar - aap ka bhai pagal hai kaya

Sajana - oye honge tum kahi ke hero par agar mere bhai ko khuch kaha toh accha nahi hoga

Mai - arre mera matalb hai aap log usse dhund rahe ho aur wo etne pyaar karne wale pariwaar ke pass kyu nhi aaya

Ritu - aisa nhi hai bus wo kisi kam mai busy honge ya problem mi

Aaj apne priwar ka etna bharosa dhekh kar mai khush ho gaya

Esse hi edhar udhar ki baate hoti rahi mai soch raha tha picche ek saal mai mere sath kaya hua hai saloni didi sai aaj raat baat karani hai

Thodi der baad sab table par baith Jaate Hai

Mom - arey kahan reh gaye ab tak Saloni jara phone karke pata karna

Saloni - Haan Main abhi phone Karti hu

Saloni dad ko call kar deti hai tabhi gate khulta hai dad andar aate hai

Mom bhagate hue unke pass jati hai

Mom - kaha hai mera beta

Dad - jaha ka address mila tha vaha nahi mila

Mom - to vapas ku aaye jaiye abhi dhudh ke laoo

Dad - arre suno to sahi

Mom - mujhe khuch nahi sunana bus aap dhud ke lao

Aur wo bhar janne lagati hai

Dada - bhau ruk ja agar wo ess shar mai hai to jarur mil gayega


Dad aur Mom dono andar aa jate hai Dad mujhe dhekhe kar shock ho jaate hai

Dad - ye yaha kaya kar rha hai

Mom - ye pari sai pyar karata hai wahi leakr aayi hi essko

Vaha bethe sab shock

Komal, saloni,pari ko chhod kar

Dad - ye kaya bakwas kar rahi ho

Mom- sahi kah rahi hu kal raat neha nai enn dono ko room mai dhekha tha

Dad mujh sai - tum jara mere sath room mai chaloo

Mai - ji

Phir mai aur dad room mai aa jaate hai
Dad mujhe kas ke gale laga lete hai aur rone lag jate hai

Dad kaha chala gay tha tu bata mujhe asse koi apne pariwar ko chhod kar jata hai

Mai bhi rote hue - nahi Dad mai aap logo ke bina kaise jinda rah sakata hu Par aap ko mere baare mai kisnai bataya

Dad - mai jo kaam sai akash ke ghar gaya to us nai tumhare baare mai batya

Mai - accha to ye baat hai

Dad - ye pari tere baaree mai kaya baat kar rahe hai

Phir maine kal raat sai lekar saari baate bata di kiss ko chod kar

Dad - accha to apni mom to tang kiya jaa rha hai

Mai - mai to kab ka bta deta par pari ki kasam sai ruka hua hu

Dad - chaloo koi baat nahi tab sai tere bina yeh ghar sunna thaa

Par humari baate koi sun raha tha tabhi ek ladaki bhagti hue aaye aur mere gale lag kar mere gaalo ko chum nai lagi

Dad - accha to chup sai sun rahi thi aur ye kya tunne esse pura gila kr diya

Ritu - ye mere bhaiya enhe chumu ya gila ye mere hai

Mai - chal tuh Joh thik kahe par ye
Chumanna band kar

Dad - chaloo niche sab wait kar rahe hai

Mai - Dad aap niche ja kar maa ko bta dena abb bus bhaut ho gaya
Dad - thik par baad mai pari ko tum sambhal Lenna Phir hum tenno niche aa gaye

Mom - ho gayi baat

Dad - par ladaka mujhe pasand nhi hai

Pari ke to jaise saree armano par paani phir gaya

Mom - sahi kaha par mujhe lagata hai enn dono nai khuch galat kr liya hoga

Mai - mom........bus....

Mom to chock gayi aur baaki log bhi mere aise chillane sai

Mom - tum mujhe kyu mom keh rahe ho

Papa - kyuki yahi tra dev hai apne bete ko nahi pehchan payi abhi tak tuh

Mom dev dev kehati hue mere gale lag gyi

sab ke sab shock ho gaye vapas jaise koi tv serial ho bus shock shock ho raha hai

Mom- kaha chala gaya tha meri yaad nhi ayi kya

Mai - aap ki yaad naa ayye asa kbhi ho sakata hai jab hosh aaya sidha yaha aaya ess liye toh

Mom - to phir etene dher sai yeh sab natal kyu kar raha tha

Mai - kuch nhi buss toda sa majak tha

Mom - agge sai kbhi aisa mat karana

Mai- chaloo aaj ke baad nahi karuga bus kahana khilaao jaldi

Maa - tuh na kahata to bhi khilati kitna shuk gaya hai

Saloni - shuka nahi ek saal mai six pack bana liye hai essnai

Neha mujhe azeeb sai dekh rahi thi pata nahi kyu mai jab sai aaya kuch toh azeeb saa ho raha hai

Usske baad hum khanna khane beth gaye aaj sabhi bhaut khush lag rahe the mujhe bhi aab jakar sukun mila

Mom - mai toda aaram karta hu baad mai aap sab sai tasalli sai bate karunga aur komal tum bhi ghar jaao kal milate hai rahul tumhe chhod dega kyu rahul

Rahul - Haa Kyu nahi bhai

Komal - Ok jaisa tum kaho

Uske baad mai aakar apne room mai soo gya

Shaam ko meri need khuli to meri dhekha ki meri mom aur pari bethe hue khuch baate kar rahe hai

Mai - kaya ho rha hai kis baat par etni baat chal rahi hai

Mom - tere kaale karname aur poll khol rahi hai

Mai jhatt sai uth jata hu

Mai- Kon sai karname

Mom - yeh komal aur masoom ka kaya chakar hai

Mai - achha khabari Nee Sab Bata Diya

Pari - Jyada mat bolo

Mai Pari ke kaan mai sucide ke baare mai to nhi bataya pari nai naa mai shir hila diya

Mom - ab tum dono ladana mat Shuru kar dena

Mai - Achha aap khana nahi khatti kya

Mom - kyu aisa kyu laga

Mai haate hue aap bhaut patali ho gayi ho

Maa - Ruk Ja Badmas matalab mai phele moti thi ruk bahut Bigad Gaya tuh

Mai bathroom mai bhaag gaya

Thodi der baad mein Bahar aya toh dekha

Saloni didi bhi aa gayi thi

Mom - arey Dev fresh Ho Gaye chalo tum log Baatein karo main coffee Lekar Aati Hoon

Mai - thik hai

Phir Mom Neeche Chali Jati Hai

Mai saloni Didi ke paas jakar- didi Yeh Sab Kaya chakkar Jab Tum Mujhe pehle se Jante thi phir ye sab natak kyu

Saloni - nhi mai keval dd ko janti thi

Mai - accha khuch to batoo

Saloni - tere baare mai sab khuch pata tha par ye nahi pata ki tuh yhi mera bhai tha ye to sabke sath pata chala hai

Mai - Dd ko kaise janti ho

Saloni - kyuki dd ki magani ho gayi hai masoom sai

Mai /pari - kayaaaaa..............

Mai - ye kaya bakwas hai accha ek minute essi liye ussne sucide ki kosis ki hai

Saloni - ha par komal sai kab sai pyar karata hai

Mai - aisa khuch nahi hai didi

Saloni - abb chhupane sai khuch fayada nahi hai.

Mai - par didi jab meri us se magni hui thi to kaya kbhi ussenai ye tatoo nahi dhekha hoga

Saloni - arre jab tu hamare sath wonder park gaya tha humne bhi aisa koi tatoo nahi dhekha

Pari - aap kab gayi bhaiya ke sath

Saloni - dev ke sath nahi dd ke sath gayi thi tujhe pata hai naa 2 mahine phele mera Uk ka trip gya tha na tab hi masoom eske sath aayi tab hi

Mai - par didi Dd hai kya kuch pata hai

Saloni - yeh baat keval mujhe aur masoom aur usske pita ji ko pata hai

Mai - ab suspense khatam karo aur batoo

Saloni - mujhe ye bhi pata hai tera face change kiya hai par mujhe ye baat samajh mai nhi ayi ki masoom nai kyu chipayi ki tuhi mera bhai hai kyuki jab usnai tera asali face dhekha tha

Mai - too usse sab maloom tha ki phir usse ye sab kyu kiya aur aap nai park mai ku nhi pehchana mujhe

Saloni - kyuki ussnai mana kiya tha ki tumhare sir par chot ke karan yaadas chali jayi hai aur ek secret baat hai

Mai - accha wo secrete baat kaya hai

Saloni - yahi ki tune eek saal mai woh kiya hai jo koi bhi nahi kar paya

Mai - jada ghumaoo mat

Saloni- tum ek secret agent ho aur woh bhi bahut famous

Pari - ghanta famous koi janata to hai hi nahi

Mai - pari gaali nahi beta mere samane toh nahi

Pari - ye beta mat bola karo gandi feeling aati hai

Mai - kis chiz ki baani hai tu kabhi bhi khuch bhi

Pari - strawberry ki chatana hai

Mai- didi esski nautanki lagi rahegi aap aage bato koi mujhe kyu nahi janata

Saloni - kyuki dd ka face kisi nai nahi dhekha nahi wo hamesha hi joker ka face bana ke aata hai aur unhonne nai ek video dhikayi pari bhi video dekh kar daar gayi aur mujhse dhur haat gayi

Mai - pari mujhse mat daro mai dd nhi hui agar hota bhi tuh kyu dar rahi hai

Pari mere gaale lag gayi bhaiya kitana bhayankar hai ye sab ek baar tv mai dhekha tha par ye pata nhi tha ki ye aap hi ho

Saloni - ye log kisi ladaki Ki izzat utarna caah rahe the tabhi ussnai matlab tumnai enhe asse mara tha

Mai - mai nahi hu ho woo

Saloni - tum ladakiyon ke bahut kuch bhi ho aur crush bhi kyuki ye to ek case hai pata nahi kitni ladkiyo ki jaan aur izzat bachai hai etana hi nahi tumsai milane ke liye ladkiyo nai apne friends ke saath ulta sidha ka try kiya jhutta taaki tum unnhe bacha lo

Mai - accha etna famous hai ye dd par khuch sahi samajh nahi aa rha sab bhikhara sa lag rha hai aap ko ye sab kaise pata chala

Saloni - tum baare mai pehle to mai nahi jaanti thi jab tum yaha aa rahe the tab masoom ne sab khuch bataya aur ye bataya ki tum yaha kisi kaam sai aaye hoo

Mai - aur ye magani ka kaya chaakar kar hai

Saloni- mai bhi esse liye tumse ghussa thi kyuki dd ki magani tak to thik tha par jab mujhe pata chla ki tum mere bhai ho to Mujhe gussa aa gya Par tumsai ab gussa hone galat tumhe todi pata tha ki tum kaya kar rahe ho

Mom - kiski magani ki baate ho rahi hai

Pari - bhaiyya ki

Mai- are pagal

Mom - tezz sai aaji sunate ho

Dad bhagte hue aate hai

Dad - kaya hua etna chilla kyu Rahi ho

Mom - are apke bete nai magani kar liye aur aap kah rahe hai ki mai chillau naa

Dad - kaya dev ye sab kya hai

Mom - dad woh dad

Mom - kaya wo wo laga rakha hai bina hume baate ye sab

Saloni - wo ess ne nahi ki balki dd nai ki hai

Mom - dd kon hai

Dad - aaj kal yeh dd naam bada famous ho rha hai tv paar ussi ki baate hoti rahati hai par beta tumhe ye naam rakh nai ki kaya jarurat hai

Saloni - ye wahi dd hai

Dad - kaya ye ho hi nahi sakata wo to harayana ki aur baki jagah ki news hai

Mai - mai bhi ek saal sai harayana mai tha

Mom - koi mujhe batayega yaha kya chal rha hai

Saloni didi nai phir sari Baate baate unnhe batayi

Mom - to phir mujhe abhi apni bhau sai milana hai

Mai - mai ye sagai nhi mannata

Dad - tuh kay tera baap bhi manega ek baar jo Humare khandan sai jud gaya to usse koi mana nahi kar sakata tere aane sai hum bhaut kush par hum kisi ladaki kaa hal uss sai nahi le sakate hai

Sabhi hasane lagte hai

Mai - Mom ye sab to bus ho gaya

Mom - beta khuch baate wkhat par chhod dete hai

Mai - par......

Mom - chup kar ye bata meri bahu kha hai masoom ja usse le kar aa

Pari - unhone to sucide kar liya hai

Saloni - pagal ladki time dhekh ke bola kar aram sai kuch nahi hua thik ho jaayegi woh

Mom - Hey Bhagwan ye Sab kya hai Dev

Mai - kuch nahi bas Thoda Sa
misunderstanding hai Mom abb thik hai wo city hospital mai hai

Mom - Chalo Hospital

Mai - haa chaloo mai bhi jaane waala tha

Aur yeh pari ki bina dekhe baate karne ki wajagh sai Hum sab hospital ki taraf nikal jaate hi

Thodi hi dher baad hum waha pahuche

Location - hospital

Mom (mujhe hila kar )- dev dev dev

Mai (hosh mai aate hue )- ha Mom kaya ho gaya

Maa - kaha khoo gaya

Mai - khuch nahi asse kuch soch rha tha

Maa - baad mai sochana hospital aa gaya andar chal

Mai - Ha Mom chalo

Hum log andar gaye aur masoom ke room mi aa gaye masoom ke pass uske pita ji aur mami , mama , aur ek ladaka aur ladaki khade the jo mami ke bache the aur dr

Karan purohit - masoom ki mami ka Ladaka

Surbhi purohit - unki ladaki

Mai - doctor kab ya thik ho jayegi

Doctor vikas - jadi le aaye the esse liye ab kaffi sudhar hai bus khuch dher mai hosh aa jayega mene injection to kaafi phle laga diya par pata nahi hosh kyu nhi aa rha

Mai - chalo thik hai

Amazing update

 

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Nice one