UPDATE 22
Phir mai driver ke sath beth gaya aur woh piche beth gayi waise koi aur betha hota toh mai baat karne ki kosish karta par yaha janu thi ek baar baat karke pata chala gaya kaya hai woh
Thodi der baad hum school pahuch gaye aur janu nikali car sai
Janu - tum mujhse toda piche hi rehna
Mai - ok mam
Phir mai uske piche chal pada woh gate ke ander ghus gayi mai bhi jaise ghusa ek ladki nai mere gaalo par ek thappad mar diya
Eski maa kaa yaha phir thappad oh sorry sorry flash back hai
Mai to haka bakka rah gaya
Mera haath uthane wala tha par ruk gaya ab yeh mat samajhna kyu ladako hota toh pit deta ladaki hai toh nahi yehi toh society hai toh yehi hoga naa
Mai - ye kaya batmezi hai
Masoom - ye humare raging ka style h...........
Mai - kaya hua ruk kyu gayi ek aur marana hai kaya
Masoom - tum to restaurant wale ladke hoo naa
Mai - ha par dubara ye batmezi mat karana kya
Masoom - humara jo man karta hai wahi karte hai
Janu - oye mister bodyguard ho wahi ban kar raho meri dost hai mar diya toh kaya hua
Mai - ji mam jaisa aap kahe
Masoom - arre tune kal eski restaurant wali fight dheki kaya mai to esski fight ki fan ho gayi youtube par cha gaya hai
Janu muh banati hui - accha dikha to sahi
Uske baad woh sab canteen mai beth kar video dhek rahe the mai todi dhur par betha tha ladkiya mujhe dhek kar laar tapaka rahi thi
Uske baad sab apni apni class mai chale gaye mere pass 1 ghanta khaali tha toh socha jara sir ke ladke sai mil aau aur mai shurya ji ke diye hue address ke liye chal pada thodi hi dur pe thaa woh
Mai uss address par gaya to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
Aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
Aadmi - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chhodegi
Mai aage bhad gaya yeh toh chalata hi rahega
waha par ek suit wale bouncer nai rok diya mujhe
Bouncer - kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
Bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - aree jane do mai Arav sir ka bodyguard hu
Bouncer - yaha beat pe bauty nahi ho raha joh hero logo ko bulaya yaa chote mote ladako ko yaha mard ki jarurat hai takaar war mard ki jaa yaha sai
Arav - Kon hai waha pe
Bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai sir yeh kaisa majak hai
Arav - dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega bhaga do
Maine etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par phek ke mara dusre ke apne haath mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aa gaya aur wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai - beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo
ek halka sa gaal pe marte hue bola
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tuh sach mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke ke dad nai bataya tha koi kaam hai
Arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saala paise lekar beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
Arav - badi jaldi mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class mai hai toh aya waha kuch hua toh job bhi jaayegi
Arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane janu kaa koi scene hua mai dekh lunga agar tune yeh kaam pura kiya toh
Mai - ok bike yaa car mile jaayegi kaya
Arav nai apni bike ki keys mujhe di
Mai vaha sai sidha uss address par pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
Rocky - Mai hu kyu be
Mai - Arav ke 5 lakh kaha
Rocky - uss chutiya
Maine bic mai usske hoth dono ungli sai beech ke - abe sun be mai yaha bolbachan nahi karne aaya hu samjha
Rocky mera haath chhuda ke - maroo......
Mai - ho gaya chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dekhe slow motion toh dekh liya
Maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko aur mud kar dusre phir teesare ko sab ke sab 1min mai dhhul chaat rahe the
Rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka toh humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe nanu jaa 5 lakh lakar de bade bhai ko
Mai - DD - DE Devil
Rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai warna
Phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
Arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi mai to 20 din sai kosis kar raha hu mila nahi
Mai - baad mai bata dunga agar lateho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
Arav - aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
Arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku
uss nai hath badha kar
Arav - Be friends
Mai - ya sure sure
hath mila kar
Mai - ghar par milata hu
Arav - ha ja jaldi woh toda mental hai
Mai - tuh toh dekh lega
Arav daant dikhata hua - jhutt bola thaa
Mai - pura mental hai tuh bhi ha ha ha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast family hai yaar enki badi jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo mai koi to ladaka mila joh dost bana saath dega
Mai school akar canteen mai gaya
Janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - woh mam mai to bus yahi tha
Janu - chalo jao mera order le kar aao
Mai - abhi laya
Masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
Janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
Masoom - chup kar sun lega to aare varun tum aa gaye
Varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
Janu - eske kutte ki
Varun - kon ssaa kutta
Masoom - are wo ek kutta paal nai waali hu bus usse ke baare mai keh rahi hai
Mai - mam ye lijiye
Janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(Man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai seh raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar sakata hai
Mai - ye loo jam
Janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
Janu - mam
Sab ke sab hasne lage
phir esse sab chutiyape mai school khatam ho gaya
Aur phir Jab school kahatam hua janu aur masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
Janu - bike kaha sai aayi
Mai shit - woh aap ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharab ho gayi to mujhe thik karane ko de di thi
Janu - bike my foot joh man kare karo
woh car mai beth gayi
Masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun kaa bacha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalne wala tha
Masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jao
phir hum nikal gaye
thodi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
Masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
Masoom- i am sorry woh baat nahi bus woh toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha izzat utarne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maff kar dogi kaya
Masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the toh kaya kare
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus aur mujhe ess jon ki bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai naa
Masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai woh to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samjho pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sbad bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
Janu bahar nikali
Janu - are masoom tuh yaha aur bike par
Masoom - woh bus varun nahi aya to en sai lift maang li
Janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jaldi sai es ko es ke ghar drop kar ke aao
Jnu ki mom ye sab dekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye masoom mam
Masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho naa
Phir mai usse bike par betha kar usske ghar lekar aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi tha essi liye sayad lift maangi thi
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
Masoom - Maine kaha na koi mam nahi hu
