Iron Man
Try and fail. But never give up trying
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Shaandar jabardast Mast Romanchak UpdateUPDATE 244
Chapter
Khonni Aatank 10
THE END
Mike ne ek gehri saans lekar kaha,
"Jaha main fasa tha, waha bahut zyada heat radiation tha… par woh—Joker—kaise bina mask ke zinda bacha, yeh mujhe samajh nahi aaya!"
Siemon ne bhi hairani se kaha,
"Yeh main bhi nahi samajh saka… aakhir usse goli kyun nahi lagti thi? Aisa kaunsa suit pehenta tha?"
Mohan ne turant baat badal di,
"Woh sab chhodiye, mudde ki baat par aaiye! Hum bina jaanch kiye kisi ko nahi chhodenge!"
Tom aur Siemon ek saath bole,
"Jaldi kariye jo bhi karna hai!"
Mike ne ek dhamakedar warning di,
"Joker ko dhoondhiye! Warna yahan itne log marenge ki laashein uthana mushkil ho jayega… aur uske baad aap logon ko bhi satark rehna hoga! Kyunki uske codes me aap logon ko nukhsan dene ka andesha hai!"
Dusri Taraf
Joker apni zindagi ke anmol palon ko saja raha tha…
Kabhi ek dost bankar, kabhi ek bhai bankar, aur kaiyon ka pati bankar.
Baat yeh nahi ki uski shaktiyan alag hain…
Par kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki woh ek bevakoof hai jo aise kaam karta hai jisme usse sirf dukh milta hai, haar milti hai.
Shayad umar dikhne me badh gayi hai, par abhi bhi uska dimaag uss zone me nahi gaya jisme itni saari cheezein ek saath sambhal sake.
Yeh ek aam insaan ki soch se zyada bada nahi hai, lekin…
Ab woh na woh samraat hai, jisne anginat ladayiyan jeeti thi…
Jise har shakti ka gyaan tha, har jung ka maharathi tha.
Ab woh sirf ek insaan hai…
Aur insaan sabse pehle apne logon ko importance deta hai, jo Joker bhi kar raha tha.
Aur kare bhi kyun na? Sab kuch usi ka toh hai…
Ab tak aap sab jaante hain ki hero ek haara hua insaan hai…
Par agar woh sirf haara hota, toh itne log uske saath nahi hote!
Yaha tak ki uska dushman bhi aaj uske saath hai!
Joker ki zindagi ab tak sirf teen cheezon ke gird ghoom rahi thi:
Shaktiyan
Pyaar
Haar aur dukh
Lekin…
Kaya Ab woh padaav aa gaya hai…
Jaha hero apni hero waali life jiyega
Ya keh lo… ek mature insaan jaisa dikhega!
THE END OF PART FIRST
UPDATE 1
Khooni Joker – Dev, Terrorist & Sex Fantasy
Location : Dev ka ghar
Main Aditi, Rekha aunty aur Akash ko lekar ghar pahucha.
Riccha ekdum tayyar ho kar neeche aayi. Uske haathon me pooja ki thali thi, aur woh ek alag hi khushi me lag rahi thi. Jaise kisi naye jeevan ka sukh mehsoos kar rahi ho!
Jaise hi hum uske paas pahucha, usne turant aarti karni shuru kar di!
Riccha (muskurate hue) – "Maa, aapko koi pareshaani toh nahi hui na?"
Rekha (pyaar bhari nazar se) – "Nahi beta, jab Dev ho toh kaay ki pareshaani!"
Akash (tilak lagwate hue mazaak me) – "Didi, patli ho gayi ho! Khaana nahi khaati kya?"
Main turant bola, "Oye! Kya kehna chahta hai? Main bhooka rakhta hoon usse?"
Rekha (hansi dabate hue) – "Bas bas! Tum dono phir ladna shuru ho gaye! Chalo andar!"
Main mazaak me bola, "Dekhiye na aunty ji yeh—"
Riccha ne turant tok diya, "Mummy bolo! Aunty kya hota hai?"
Akash (hassi ke saath laddu khaate hue) – "Haan saale, kuch samajhta hi nahi!"
Main uski taraf ungli dikha kar bola, "Beta, tu bach ke rehna mujhse!"
Akash (hansi me) – "Chal, bahut dekhe hain tere jaise!"
Main haath utha hi raha tha ki tabhi mera phone ring hua!
Akash ne haath jod kar kaha, "Pehle phone utha! Chalo didi, bhook lagi hai!"
Maine phone dekha, Nitika ka call.
Main thoda shock hua—itne din baad Nitika ka call kyu?
Maine call cut kar diya, par phir se ring aayi.
Maine phone uthaya, "Hello, kaun?"
Nitika ki awaz aayi, "Hello Dev!"
Main ekdum freeze ho gaya! Nitika ne mujhe kabhi ‘Dev’ nahi bulaya tha!
Woh ya toh ‘Sir’ kehti thi ya ‘DD’
Maine turant pucha,
"Arey Nitika, tum? Kaise yaad kiya mujhe?"
Nitika (thoda taana marte hue) – "Tum toh bhool gaye hume! RAW se nikalne ke baad ek baar bhi dost ki tarah yaad nahi kiya!"
Main thoda sambhalte hue bola, "Arey, aisa kuch nahi hai! Bas thoda busy tha!"
Nitika (halki hasi ke saath) – "Haan, akhiri jisko itne log pyaar karte hain, woh busy kyun nahi hoga?"
Main (hassi dabate hue) – "Tum kya baatein lekar baith gayi ho? Accha batao, kaisi ho?"
Nitika – "Theek hoon. Waise, Shikha se baat hui thi… usse kya hua hai? Woh khush nahi lag rahi thi!"
Main baat karte-karte ghar se thoda door nikal aaya tha.
Main (thoda confuse hote hue) – "Arey nahi, aisa kuch nahi hai. Thodi busy hai ghar ke kaamon me, thak jaati hai..."
Nitika (thoda taane bhari awaaz me) – "Kya tum apni badi behen ko hamesha aise treat karte ho?"
Main (halki hasi ke saath) – "Arey nahi nahi! Tumse baat kar raha hoon toh team ki yaad aa gayi thi."
Nitika (ek pal ke liye chup rahi, phir dheere se boli) – "Haan, mujhe bhi bohot yaad aa rahi hai team ki… Kya is Diwali hum mil nahi sakte?"
Main sochne laga. Kitne saalon se hum sab alag ho gaye the.
Maine dheere se kaha, "Aarav aur Shikha yahi hain… Tum Jagpreet ko lekar aa jao!"
Nitika (halki hasi ke saath) – "Aur Joker? Woh toh aayega na?"
Main bhi hasi dabaate hue bola, "Off course! Bas Sir ko mat lana, bina wajah ke mission chipka denge! Main abhi uss mood me nahi hoon!"
Nitika (hans kar) – "Ok, nahi laaungi Sir! Hehehe!"
Main – "Good girl! See you soon!"
Maine call cut ki aur jungle ki taraf badh gaya.
Main jungle ke andar ghus chuka tha.
Maine thoda zor dekar apne dimaag par focus kiya.
"Yaar… Shayad aage hai woh talab, jisme maine woh tukda pheka tha!"
Samne ek bada ped gira pada tha.
Maine ek lambi chhalang maari aur usse paar kar gaya.
Mere kudne se surr surr karke waha ke patte udd gaye.
Mujhe zameen pe mere hi footprints dikhe!
Wahi footprints jab main werewolf bana tha!
Maine un footprints ke peeche chalna shuru kiya.
Kuch hi der me woh talab samne dikh gaya!
Maine bina soche shirt aur jeans utaari aur sidha talab me kood gaya!
Ek pal ke liye pani ka thanda jhatka mehsoos hua.
Maine andar haath aage kiya aur us jagah ko yaad kiya jahan maine woh tukda pheka tha.
Tabhi…
Pani ke andar se ek bada sa SNAKE mere taraf aata dikhai diya!
Uske teekhe daant aur laal aankhein!
Main ek pal ke liye jhuka, phir apne khanjar ko yaad kiya!
Jab woh snake mujh par attack karne aaya, maine ek hi jhatke me usse do hisso me cheer diya!
Uske pait se ek tukda gira…
Wohi tukda jo mujhe chahiye tha!
Maine use turant haath me uthaya aur tezi se talab se bahar nikla!
Maine zameen par baithkar ek gehri saans li, "Khoon… snake ka… bada ajeeb… Uuuhhh huuuhh uuhh!"
Mujhe ek dum se khaasi hone lagi!
Maine apna gala dabaya aur jo thoda sa paani andar chala gaya tha, usse zor se thook diya!
Maine apne haath ki taraf dekha, "Uff! Kitna ajeeb sa tha yeh! Chalo, yeh tukda toh mil gaya!"
Maine apna haath upar kiya, ek zor ki phook maari…
Aur ek second me pura sookh gaya!
Main kapde pehen ke tayaar ho gaya!
Maine thoda relax hone ke baad phone uthaya.
"Ab isse call karna hi sahi hoga… Dekhte hain, sala kahan hai!"
Maine number dial kiya.
Ring ja rahi thi, par koi utha nahi raha tha!
Maine irritate hoke kaha, "Kahan mar gaya yeh? Utha be phone!"
Phir dubara try kiya.
Is baar call uth gayi.
Par jaise hi call connect hui…
Phone ke doosri taraf se ek tez cheekh sunai di!
"Aaahhhhh! Mar gayi! Aaram se karo na!"
Maine ekdum se sir khujaya.
"Saala… yeh kab sudhrega?"
Tabhi ek ladki ki halki bhari hui awaz aayi…
Ladki (uff karte hue) – "Hello… kaun? Essssshiiii… aaaahhh… boliye… aah… aah… aah!"
Maine ekdum thoda irritate hoke bola, "Jara jo tumhari jaan nikal raha hai, usko phone do!"
Ladki (thodi sharmate hue) – "Jaan, yeh lo… koi tumhe bula raha hai!"
Waha se ek aur awaaz aayi… Jo mujhe bina dekhe hi samajh aa gaya!
Kdev (uff karte hue) – "Phek de phone pehle! Teri chut ka baja bajane de! Kitni garam hai yeh!"
Woh ladki phir chillayi!
Ladki – "Haaye… main mar gayi! Aaram se karo na… Do ghante se baja rahe ho!"
Maine apna sir thok diya.
"Ufff! Yeh saale mera dimaag kharab kar rahe hain!"
Kdev (thoda chillate hue) – "Laa dikha, isse bhi dekh loon kaun hai!"
Phir ek second ke baad uski aawaz aayi…
Kdev – "Haan hello… kaun hai bey? Aur tujhe time nahi mila kya? Beech me maza kharab kar raha hai!"
Main (chillate hue) – "Saale waha aa gaya na, toh dono ko bajaunga ek ek karke!"
Ek dum se uski tone badal gayi!
Kdev (suddenly ruk gaya, cigrette thukate hue) – "Aap…?"
Us ladki ki awaaz abhi bhi background me aayi…
Ladki (uff karte hue) – "Karo na jaan… kyu ruk gaye?"
Kdev (gusse me) – "Eeee! Chup reh na! Warna meri le li jayegi! Ja jaldi kapde pehn!"
Main (hasi dabaate hue) – "Abe, koi zaroorat nahi! Pura karke ghar pahunch!"
Ladki – "Aaahhhhh maa!"
Main (halki hansi ke saath) – "Aaram se bey! Jaldi aana!"
Kdev (dusri cigarette jalate hue) – "Bas aaya… yeh matter khatam karke aata hoon!"
