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Tabhi Mere Piche se Jabardasth laat Mere Peeth par Padi aur mein Neche Gir Gaya aage ki taraf Maine Dekha Ki vaha par kam se kam 12 admi hey jin ke haath mein Chaku hockey stick Aur Bhi Kayi Sara Saman tha
Mai jaldi Se Khada Hua Sab ko Piche Hata Diya
Mai - Accha Toh Aa gaya Apne kutto ko le kar chal badhiya hai sab ke sab Ek Sath pitoge yaa Akele akele
Vikky - Woh to Waqt batayega kaun pitega aur Kaun bachayega
Mai - Ab Baat khatam ho gayi ho toh kam pura kare
Mere Itna bolte hi unke beach se admi mere paas aya aur Chaku Mere pet ki taraf badha diya mene jhat sai usse apne hathon ke beech mein pakad liya
Aur jhatak Ke ek taraf fel Diya Aur uss Aadmi ka Sar Pakad Ke pass ki table par de mara
Aadmi- a h..h....h..aa...aaa...aaa..aaa uska sirf fat gaya tha Uske sar se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha Yeh dekh kar teen Aadmi Mere Paas Aaye Aur mujhe gher kar khade ho gaye aur ek Sath Hai Mujhpe hockey sai hamala Kar Diya Mai Jhatt sai pass pade table pade table par khud gya table too Chakna choor Ho Gaya
Phir mai khadha hokar ground ki taraf bhaga Kyunki Mujhe Dar tha ki Kahi un Ladkiyon ko aur Sam Ko Chot Na Lag Jaye Wah sab bhi Mere Piche Bhag kar ground ke Taraf aate hai Ye sab dekh kr bahut sare bache ki bhid Lag Gayi aur teachers ki bhi
Ek Teacher -ye sab kya ho raha hai yeh School Hai Koi Fight Club nhi school ka Mahool mat kharab karo
Aadmi - abe master chup chaap baith Ja Hame apna kaam karne De Aaj sala Yaa To ye Rahega ya Hum
Mai - Bhai Mujhe Toh Yahi rehna tum log ghar chale jao
Vikky - Pehle Tujhe upar To bhej de
Sab Meri Taraf aane Lage Aur Mujhe gher liya Piche se ek Aadmi Ne Mere Sir par war kiya jiske Karan Mera balance Bigad Gaya aur mein Neeche Gir Gaya uska fayda Utha Kar De Dana Dan hockey Mara Na Shuru kar diya
Aur Mujhe Khada Karke pakad liya do logo mein mera Haath pakad Rakha tha aur ek nai mujhe piche se t-shirt se pakad Rakha tha Achanak Meri body se Dard Hona Band Ho Gaya aur Meri body kafi Garam Ho Gayi
Maine tang Utha Kar Paas Khade Aadmio ko Mar Di Jo Mere left or right side Khade the
Aise Khade Khade Piche wale ke Pet Mein Ek laat mari oh Piche Gir Gaya but apne sath mere t-shirt Bhi Apne Haath Mein Leke Chala Gaya
Adi fati Hui t shirt Mere Seene Par thi Maine khich kar usse fek. Diya Aur chillaya - aa jao salo
Mer six pack wali body jo pasine mai ho gayi thi Sabke Samne Aa Gayi ab mai black jeans mai tha Baccho ko dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh Kafi enjoy kar rahe hai
Sab ke sab aise Dekh Rahe Ho Jaise koi film ki shooting chal rahi hai ladkiya to video Banane mein busy thi Mai Bhag kar 1 Aadmi Ke Paas Gaya aur uske Sar pakad kar Apne Apne ghutne par mara or Piche Hata kar Uske pet mai ek Jor daar Laat maar de
woh udta hua Apne Aadmi Aur vikky par Gir Gaya
Unke paas jakar un sab ko bari bari sai Marne Laga kisi ke pet me Kisi Ki tang par jah man kar raha tha Wahan Pe Laat Aur ghuso ki Barsat kar raha tha
Sab ke sab pade karah rahe the tabhi Maine Dekha vikky bcch kar school ke andar Bhaag raha hai
Mai age badhane ja raha tha Ek Aadmi ne Mera pair pakad liya Maine Piche mud kar Uske muh pe laat mari Uske do dant toot kar bahar aa gaye
Maine Vicky ki taraf Dekha Woh Kahin chhup gaya tha
Mai - bahar nikal suar ki aulad shubah to bahut Kud raha tha ab kya hua fat Gayi
Par Udhar Se Koi Awaz nahi hai Mai idhar udhar khojne Laga thodi der baad 1 jeep waha ruki jis mein kam se kam 20 Aadmi Thay Unmai sai ek bola sayad unka leader tha
Leader - kis Ki Maut Aayi Hai Jisne mere bhai ko Hath Lagaya
Mai uske paas Gaya aur Sam ki taraf dekh kar Kaha oye Sam jakar dhund ke la uss ko Tabhi piche se
Vikky - Woh Dhoondhne ki jarurat nahi hai Kyunki ab too en se nahi bachne wala
Maine aapne pass dekha paas mein ek chain padi thi Maine Apne haath main Lapete Lee aur uske bhai ke paas jakar Uske bhai ke face par Ghuso ki Barsat kar de
Uske logo nai Mujhe pakad liya aur Mujhe Piche Kicchnai lage
Abhi toh sab shuru hua lagata par tabhi police ke siren ki awaz aane lagi aur khuch dher baad ek police jeep aa kar vah ruki Aur uss mai sai 5 police wale utare
Ek police wala waha aaya jo sayad unka senior tha
Rajveer (inspector) - ye sab drama band kro aur tum sab ees ladke ko chhodo
Sanjay (vikky ka bhai )- tuh janta nahi hai hum sab kon hai
Rajveer - sab pata hai tum kis khet ki moli ho mujhe baki police walo jaisa mat samajhana jo tumhare yaha paiso ke liye dum hilate hai
Sanjay - jabaan sambhaal kar baat kar
Rajveer - dhekho tumhare baap ki vajah sai maine chhod rakha hai vaise bhi educational place par marpit karne ke liye tumhe mai aaram sai jail mai daal sakata hu Tabhi sajay ko call aata hai wo ghabara jata hai
Sanjay - sab ke sb chalo yaha sai aur vikky tuh apne dosto ke sath hospital chale jaana
Sanjay sab ko le kar nikal jaata hai
Sunil ( principle sir ) - thanks rajveer yaar
Rajveer - kis baat ka ye meri duty jo mai bhi puri tarah sai nahi kar paa raha hu vase ye ladaka kon hai jo aate hi sher ki maand mai hath daal raha hai
Principal sir - new addmission hai thank You sir
Rajveer - ok aab mai chalata hu tum ees ko samjha do aur ho sake to jo dev ke sath hua hai bta doo
Principal - ok Phir mai pari ke pass jata hu jaha par sab khade the Masoom jaldi sai bolati hai
Masoom - kyu saloni dekh liya dum
Saloni ko jaise hosh hi nahi tha vo kabhi mere face ko to kabhi mere body ko dhek rahi thi Par komal patta nahi kaya soch rahi thi
Peon - aap sab ko principal sir bula rahe hai
Mai - thik hai tum chaloo mai aata hu
Saloni - nahi hum sab tumhare sath chaleng
Mai - ye tum Maharani banana kab chhodegi
Saloni (chok ke ) - kaya kaha
Mai - khuch nahi chaloo mujhe kaya sir bula rahe hai late ho raha hai
Phir hum sab office mai aa gye par meri nazar komal par thi vo badi ajeeb nazaroo sai ghur rahi thi
Tabhi school ki canteen mai Akash atta hai
Akash canteennwale sai - are ye sab kisne kiya uncle
Canteen wala - arre tumhare dosto ki ladayi hui thi usi Ka natiza hai
Akash - kaya kaha hai sab
Canteen wala - principle office mai hai sab
Akash office ki taraf nikalata hai
Udhar office mai
Principal- ha to dd rajput kon ho tum phele ye batao
Mai - sir ku ab ees ki kaya jarurat hai
Principal - kyuki tumhare koi document hamare pass nahi hai masoom ke papa mere acche dost hai ees liye maine tumhara addmission kara liya tha
Mai - sir wo to nhi de sakata
Principal- to hphir tum es school mai nahi pad sakate
Masoom- sir please maan jaaye khuch dino ki baat hai
Principal - no way mai nahi cahata ki ess ki wajah sai school par koi case ho Kyu ki rajveer nai ess ke documents mange hai
Mai - to phir mai chalata hu
Masoom rotte hue - kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai - tumahare ghar aur kaha
Komal - chaloo mai bhi chalti hu
Mai - kyu ab tumhe kaya problem ho gayi
Komal- mai to tumhari problem thik kar rahi hu
Mai -kaya matalb
Komal - saloni didi jao ghar sai dev ke documents le aao
Pari masoom aur mujh par to jase bomb fod diya ho
Saloni - kaya bakwas kr rahi hai
Komal - saloni didi bakwas mai nahi ye dev kar raha hai
Mai haklate hue yeh essnai kaise pakad liya etnai jaldi - ye .....ee kay bakwas kar rahi ho
Komal - ab jada banno mat dev samajhe
Mai - mujhe nhi pata tum kaya kah rahi hoo chaloo masoom
Masoom - haa chalo
Komal - are masoom ki bachi naa aisa sochana bhi mat abb tujhe bhi sach jaan lena cahiye yeh tera bf sai phele mera bf hai samjhi
Masoom - chup ho gayi
Mai - are saant raho tum dono aur mujhe jaane do mai koi dev wagera nahi hu samjh jaao
Komal - accha chalo peeche mud jaoo
Mere to dimag ki ghanti baj gayi
Mujhe dyan aaya mai to shirt less kadha hu
Mai - Chaloo masoom chalo ghar bhaut ho gaya yeh sab
Masoom - haa chaloo mai toh kab sai keh rahi hu
Saloni humare age aate hue - nahi jaoge tum
Akash - kaya ho rah hi yaha
Tabhi mujhese galti ho gayi
Mai - abe cheater tu yaha
Akash - kon hai be tu
Mai - ohh sorry sorry bhai mai koi aur samajh raha tujhe
Komal - tum log khade khade kaya dhekh rahe ho palat do ese
Sam - meri traf badate hue chal bhai ghum ja
Pari bhi bahana marate hue warana sabko sak ho jaayega ussko sab pata ussnai bataya nahi - kya baat hai tum ghum ku nhi rahe hoo
Mai daant piss ke - khuch Nhi khuch nahi
Tabhi Mere Piche se Jabardasth laat Mere Peeth par Padi aur mein Neche Gir Gaya aage ki taraf Maine Dekha Ki vaha par kam se kam 12 admi hey jin ke haath mein Chaku hockey stick Aur Bhi Kayi Sara Saman tha
Mai jaldi Se Khada Hua Sab ko Piche Hata Diya
Mai - Accha Toh Aa gaya Apne kutto ko le kar chal badhiya hai sab ke sab Ek Sath pitoge yaa Akele akele
Vikky - Woh to Waqt batayega kaun pitega aur Kaun bachayega
Mai - Ab Baat khatam ho gayi ho toh kam pura kare
Mere Itna bolte hi unke beach se admi mere paas aya aur Chaku Mere pet ki taraf badha diya mene jhat sai usse apne hathon ke beech mein pakad liya
Aur jhatak Ke ek taraf fel Diya Aur uss Aadmi ka Sar Pakad Ke pass ki table par de mara
Aadmi- a h..h....h..aa...aaa...aaa..aaa uska sirf fat gaya tha Uske sar se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha Yeh dekh kar teen Aadmi Mere Paas Aaye Aur mujhe gher kar khade ho gaye aur ek Sath Hai Mujhpe hockey sai hamala Kar Diya Mai Jhatt sai pass pade table pade table par khud gya table too Chakna choor Ho Gaya
Phir mai khadha hokar ground ki taraf bhaga Kyunki Mujhe Dar tha ki Kahi un Ladkiyon ko aur Sam Ko Chot Na Lag Jaye Wah sab bhi Mere Piche Bhag kar ground ke Taraf aate hai Ye sab dekh kr bahut sare bache ki bhid Lag Gayi aur teachers ki bhi
Ek Teacher -ye sab kya ho raha hai yeh School Hai Koi Fight Club nhi school ka Mahool mat kharab karo
Aadmi - abe master chup chaap baith Ja Hame apna kaam karne De Aaj sala Yaa To ye Rahega ya Hum
Mai - Bhai Mujhe Toh Yahi rehna tum log ghar chale jao
Vikky - Pehle Tujhe upar To bhej de
Sab Meri Taraf aane Lage Aur Mujhe gher liya Piche se ek Aadmi Ne Mere Sir par war kiya jiske Karan Mera balance Bigad Gaya aur mein Neeche Gir Gaya uska fayda Utha Kar De Dana Dan hockey Mara Na Shuru kar diya
Aur Mujhe Khada Karke pakad liya do logo mein mera Haath pakad Rakha tha aur ek nai mujhe piche se t-shirt se pakad Rakha tha Achanak Meri body se Dard Hona Band Ho Gaya aur Meri body kafi Garam Ho Gayi
Maine tang Utha Kar Paas Khade Aadmio ko Mar Di Jo Mere left or right side Khade the
Aise Khade Khade Piche wale ke Pet Mein Ek laat mari oh Piche Gir Gaya but apne sath mere t-shirt Bhi Apne Haath Mein Leke Chala Gaya
Adi fati Hui t shirt Mere Seene Par thi Maine khich kar usse fek. Diya Aur chillaya - aa jao salo
Mer six pack wali body jo pasine mai ho gayi thi Sabke Samne Aa Gayi ab mai black jeans mai tha Baccho ko dekh ke lag raha tha ki woh Kafi enjoy kar rahe hai
Sab ke sab aise Dekh Rahe Ho Jaise koi film ki shooting chal rahi hai ladkiya to video Banane mein busy thi Mai Bhag kar 1 Aadmi Ke Paas Gaya aur uske Sar pakad kar Apne Apne ghutne par mara or Piche Hata kar Uske pet mai ek Jor daar Laat maar de
woh udta hua Apne Aadmi Aur vikky par Gir Gaya
Unke paas jakar un sab ko bari bari sai Marne Laga kisi ke pet me Kisi Ki tang par jah man kar raha tha Wahan Pe Laat Aur ghuso ki Barsat kar raha tha
Sab ke sab pade karah rahe the tabhi Maine Dekha vikky bcch kar school ke andar Bhaag raha hai
Mai age badhane ja raha tha Ek Aadmi ne Mera pair pakad liya Maine Piche mud kar Uske muh pe laat mari Uske do dant toot kar bahar aa gaye
Maine Vicky ki taraf Dekha Woh Kahin chhup gaya tha
Mai - bahar nikal suar ki aulad shubah to bahut Kud raha tha ab kya hua fat Gayi
Par Udhar Se Koi Awaz nahi hai Mai idhar udhar khojne Laga thodi der baad 1 jeep waha ruki jis mein kam se kam 20 Aadmi Thay Unmai sai ek bola sayad unka leader tha
Leader - kis Ki Maut Aayi Hai Jisne mere bhai ko Hath Lagaya
Mai uske paas Gaya aur Sam ki taraf dekh kar Kaha oye Sam jakar dhund ke la uss ko Tabhi piche se
Vikky - Woh Dhoondhne ki jarurat nahi hai Kyunki ab too en se nahi bachne wala
Maine aapne pass dekha paas mein ek chain padi thi Maine Apne haath main Lapete Lee aur uske bhai ke paas jakar Uske bhai ke face par Ghuso ki Barsat kar de
Uske logo nai Mujhe pakad liya aur Mujhe Piche Kicchnai lage
Abhi toh sab shuru hua lagata par tabhi police ke siren ki awaz aane lagi aur khuch dher baad ek police jeep aa kar vah ruki Aur uss mai sai 5 police wale utare
Ek police wala waha aaya jo sayad unka senior tha
Rajveer (inspector) - ye sab drama band kro aur tum sab ees ladke ko chhodo
Sanjay (vikky ka bhai )- tuh janta nahi hai hum sab kon hai
Rajveer - sab pata hai tum kis khet ki moli ho mujhe baki police walo jaisa mat samajhana jo tumhare yaha paiso ke liye dum hilate hai
Sanjay - jabaan sambhaal kar baat kar
Rajveer - dhekho tumhare baap ki vajah sai maine chhod rakha hai vaise bhi educational place par marpit karne ke liye tumhe mai aaram sai jail mai daal sakata hu Tabhi sajay ko call aata hai wo ghabara jata hai
Sanjay - sab ke sb chalo yaha sai aur vikky tuh apne dosto ke sath hospital chale jaana
Sanjay sab ko le kar nikal jaata hai
Sunil ( principle sir ) - thanks rajveer yaar
Rajveer - kis baat ka ye meri duty jo mai bhi puri tarah sai nahi kar paa raha hu vase ye ladaka kon hai jo aate hi sher ki maand mai hath daal raha hai
Principal sir - new addmission hai thank You sir
Rajveer - ok aab mai chalata hu tum ees ko samjha do aur ho sake to jo dev ke sath hua hai bta doo
Principal - ok Phir mai pari ke pass jata hu jaha par sab khade the Masoom jaldi sai bolati hai
Masoom - kyu saloni dekh liya dum
Saloni ko jaise hosh hi nahi tha vo kabhi mere face ko to kabhi mere body ko dhek rahi thi Par komal patta nahi kaya soch rahi thi
Peon - aap sab ko principal sir bula rahe hai
Mai - thik hai tum chaloo mai aata hu
Saloni - nahi hum sab tumhare sath chaleng
Mai - ye tum Maharani banana kab chhodegi
Saloni (chok ke ) - kaya kaha
Mai - khuch nahi chaloo mujhe kaya sir bula rahe hai late ho raha hai
Phir hum sab office mai aa gye par meri nazar komal par thi vo badi ajeeb nazaroo sai ghur rahi thi
Tabhi school ki canteen mai Akash atta hai
Akash canteennwale sai - are ye sab kisne kiya uncle
Canteen wala - arre tumhare dosto ki ladayi hui thi usi Ka natiza hai
Akash - kaya kaha hai sab
Canteen wala - principle office mai hai sab
Akash office ki taraf nikalata hai
Udhar office mai
Principal- ha to dd rajput kon ho tum phele ye batao
Mai - sir ku ab ees ki kaya jarurat hai
Principal - kyuki tumhare koi document hamare pass nahi hai masoom ke papa mere acche dost hai ees liye maine tumhara addmission kara liya tha
Mai - sir wo to nhi de sakata
Principal- to hphir tum es school mai nahi pad sakate
Masoom- sir please maan jaaye khuch dino ki baat hai
Principal - no way mai nahi cahata ki ess ki wajah sai school par koi case ho Kyu ki rajveer nai ess ke documents mange hai
Mai - to phir mai chalata hu
Masoom rotte hue - kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai - tumahare ghar aur kaha
Komal - chaloo mai bhi chalti hu
Mai - kyu ab tumhe kaya problem ho gayi
Komal- mai to tumhari problem thik kar rahi hu
Mai -kaya matalb
Komal - saloni didi jao ghar sai dev ke documents le aao
Pari masoom aur mujh par to jase bomb fod diya ho
Saloni - kaya bakwas kr rahi hai
Komal - saloni didi bakwas mai nahi ye dev kar raha hai
Mai haklate hue yeh essnai kaise pakad liya etnai jaldi - ye .....ee kay bakwas kar rahi ho
Komal - ab jada banno mat dev samajhe
Mai - mujhe nhi pata tum kaya kah rahi hoo chaloo masoom
Masoom - haa chalo
Komal - are masoom ki bachi naa aisa sochana bhi mat abb tujhe bhi sach jaan lena cahiye yeh tera bf sai phele mera bf hai samjhi
Masoom - chup ho gayi
Mai - are saant raho tum dono aur mujhe jaane do mai koi dev wagera nahi hu samjh jaao
Komal - accha chalo peeche mud jaoo
Mere to dimag ki ghanti baj gayi
Mujhe dyan aaya mai to shirt less kadha hu
Mai - Chaloo masoom chalo ghar bhaut ho gaya yeh sab
Masoom - haa chaloo mai toh kab sai keh rahi hu
Saloni humare age aate hue - nahi jaoge tum
Akash - kaya ho rah hi yaha
Tabhi mujhese galti ho gayi
Mai - abe cheater tu yaha
Akash - kon hai be tu
Mai - ohh sorry sorry bhai mai koi aur samajh raha tujhe
Komal - tum log khade khade kaya dhekh rahe ho palat do ese
Sam - meri traf badate hue chal bhai ghum ja
Pari bhi bahana marate hue warana sabko sak ho jaayega ussko sab pata ussnai bataya nahi - kya baat hai tum ghum ku nhi rahe hoo
Mai daant piss ke - khuch Nhi khuch nahi
