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UPDATE 1
Mera naam Deva hai
Main Mumbai mein rehta hoon
Mere ghar mein paanch log hain
Meri maa meera
Meri badi behen meeta
Graduation kar rahi hai
Usse chhoti payal
Graduation first year mein hai
Uske baad main
12th mein hoon
Aur phir mujhse chhoti kajol
Jo ki abhi tenth mein hai
Mere dad nahi hain is duniya mein
Unka dehant ho gaya
Mere janm ke ek mahine baad
Mere papa ka hotel bussines tha
Unke kayi hotels the
Mumbai mein
Ab main Apne baare mein bata doon
Main ek shant swabhaw ka ladka hoon
Aur kaafi kamzor bhi
Mujhe maar peet karna pasand nahi hai
Haan mujhe dar lagta hai
Jab koi mujhpe chillata hai
Toh mera dil zoro se dhadakne lagta hai
Laundo ki bhasha mein meri gaand fatne lagti hai
Aur toh aur kabhi kabhi main behosh ho jaata hoon
Kyunki main jab apni mom ke pet mein tha
Tab main
6 mahine ka tha
Aur 6 mahine mein hi mera janam ho gaya tha
Main 12th ka exam de chuka tha
Aur Apne result ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Meri badi behen meeta mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi karti
Use lagta hai ki main manhoos hoon
Meri wajah se dad ki death hui
Haan payal didi mujhe bahut pyar karti hain
Aur kajol bhi
Lekin woh mujhse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti hain
Mere do dost hain
Ek hai alok
Aur dusra rafiq
Dono mere tabse dost hain
Jabse maine hosh sambhala tha
Abhi main Apne room mein baitha tv dekh raha tha
Ki mujhe alok ka phone aaya
Main..haan bhai
Alok..bhai meri shaadi tay ho gayi
Main.. laude abhi toh tu 18 saal ka hua hai
Alok..main kya karu yaar
Mere Mummy papa ne bachpan mein hi meri shaadi tay kar di thi
Aur ab woh ladki 18 saal ki ho chuki hai
Uske mummy papa ka phone aaya tha ghar pe
Main..yeh toh achchi baat hai
Tu kabse chudai ke liye tadap raha tha
Ab chudai pe chudai
Rafiq..abe. Saale main bhi hoon conference mein
Main..aur randi kya haal hain
Ab darpok bhi gaali galoch karte hain
Rafiq..badhiya hain chhinaal
Main..saale tune pehle rafiq se baat ki
Gaandu chutiye
Rafiq..main uska best friend hoon
Main..toh main kya hoon randi
Alok..are haramkhoro main kya baatein kar raha hoon
Aur tum kya beein karne mein lage ho
Main..saale toh kar le Shaadi
Maine mana kiya hai tujhe
Alok..mujhe nahi karni yaar
Main..sach sach batao
Kahin tum dono ek dusre ki gaand toh nahi maarte ho
Alok.. betichod tu nahi sudhrega
Rafiq..gaand mein dum nahi hai
Hum kisi se kam.nahi
Main..saale phir tune mujhe darpok hone ka taana maara
Teri bhagni ko chodu
Rafiq.. phir tune mujhe yeh gaali di
Main..haan toh kaunsa teri behen ki abhi beti paida hui hai
Rafiq..kabhi toh paida hogi
Main..jab paida hogi
Tab nahi bolunga
Aalok.. re tum dono ki beti chodu
Mere matter ka kuchh Karo
Main..ek hi tareeka hai Shaadi se bachne ka
Aalok..kya
Main..keh de Apne baap se
Ki tu gay hai
Yeh sunke rafiq hansne laga
Aalok..madar
Main..gaand faad dunga
Agar maa ki gaali di hai toh
Kya tay kiya tha humne
Ki hum teeno kabhi ek dusre ki maa behno ko gaali nahi denge
Aalok.. sorry
Lekin yaar main sachmein shaadi nahi karna chahta
Main.. theek hai main aata hoon tere ghar pe
Rafiq..main bhi aaraha hoon
Main..gaand dene ka offer nahi chal raha hai
Jo tu bhi aaraha hai
Rafiq..teri beti chodu
Main..teri poti chodu
Rafiq..teri naatin chodu
Aalok..tumhari biwi chodu
Saalo phir shuru ho gaye tum
Main phone cut kar diya
Saala chutiya
Aur phir main kapde change kiya
Aur meeta didi ke paas gaya
Woh mujhe ghurne lagi
Meri gaand fat gayi
Main.. Didi main aalok ke ghar ja raha hoon
Meeta..tujhe kitni baar bola hai
Mujhse baat mat kiya kar
Main.. sorry didi
Meeta..dafa ho jaa
Main munh latkaye room se bahar aagaya
Ab toh aadat ho gayi hai
Aur phir apni bike uthaya
Aur chal pada aalok ke ghar
Main door bell nahi bajaya
Kyunki mere paas duplicate key thi
Main key se gate khola
Aalok ke ghar mein Uske mom dad uski badi behen woh aur uski chhoti behen thi
Main aalok ki badi behen
Matlab sonam didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Aur gate lock kar diya
Woh mobile chala rahi thi
Tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
Aur Woh chaunk gayi
Sonam..tu yahan kya kar raha hai
Main..aap se milne
Sonam..aalok ghar mein hi hai
Main..usko maaro goli
Aur jaldi se apni chikni choot dikhao
Sonam..nahi aalok ko pata chala
Toh woh mujhe aur tujhe dono ko maar daalega
Main..nahi pata chalega
Yeh bolke main sonam didi ko kiss karne laga
Aur uski chuchiyo ko dabane laga
Sonam... please chhod na
Mujhe dar lag raha hai
Main sonam didi ki gardan pe kiss karne laga
Sonam..wahan nahi nishaan pad jaayenge
Please deva tujhe meri kasam
Yeh sunke main unhein chhod diya
Aur unhein gusse se dekhne laga
Sonam.. sorry Deva
Lekin tujhe toh pata hai
Aalok kitna gusse waala hai
Main..badi aayi
Jab chudne ka man tha
Toh mujhe pataya
mujhse apni seal tudwayi
Meri seal bhi kha gayi
Aur ab chodne nahi deti ho
Sonam.. please deva mujhse naraz mat ho
Tujhe toh pata hai main tujhse kitna pyar karti hoon
Mujhe bas dar lag raha hai
Main..aur yeh kya chod faila rakhkha hai
Aalok ki shaadi kyun ho rahi hai.
Sonam..aaj kal tu bahut gaali bolne lag gaya hai
Lagta hai meeta ko batana padega
Main..yeh bhi bata dena
Ki kaise aapne mujhe seduce kiya
Sonam..are mera devu
Main toh majak kar rahi hoon
Main..ab kabhi nahi aaunga aapko chodne
Badi harami ho aap
Yeh bolke mein aalok ke room mein ghus gaya
Uski shakal dekhke mujhe itni hansi aayi
Ki main bata nahi sakta
Lekin main apni hansi control kiya
Main..yeh kya haal bana rakhkha hai bhai
Aalok..saala abhi toh main theek se jawan bhi nahi hua hoon
Aur meri shaadi karwa rahe hain
Papa ne maara mujhko
Main..aane de tere papa ko
Main karunga unse baat
Aalok..pakka tu unhein mana lega na
Main..bikul mana lunga
Apne bhai pe bharosa rakh
Thodi der pung khelte hain
Usne mujhe ghur ke dekha
Aalok.. theek hai
Uske baad hum pubg khelne lage
Kareeb ek ghante baad door bell baja
Main samajh gaya
Ki aalok senior aachuka hai
Gaand toh meri bhi fat rahi thi
Behenchod iska baap toh saala aise dekhta hai
Ki agle pal hi jaan se maar dega
Mujhe nahi sabko
Humesha gusse mein hi rehta hai
Main room se bahar Chala gaya
Aur uncle aur aunty ko namaste kiya
Kya maal thi aunty
Kya karu jabse sonam didi ko choda tha
Tabse aunty ko bhi chodne ka man kar raha tha
Yeh galat hai
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Woh meri mom ke baare mein aisa sochega
Toh mujhe kaisa lagega
Aunty..are beta tum kab aaye
Main..bas abhi thodi der pehle
Uncle..toh usne tumhein bata diya
Beta agar tumhein bhi uski tarah maar khaani hai
Toh tum is baare mein baat kar sakte ho
Aunty..yeh kaise baat kar rahe hain aap deva se
Uncle..main Apne laal ko achchi tarah jaanta hoon
Usne ise sab bata diya hai
Aur yeh humse baat karne aaya hai
Main..are uncle aap galat samajh rahe hain
Main toh use samjhane aaya tha
Ki agar aapne promise kiya hai
Toh use shaadi karni chahiye
Aakhri aap uske pita hain
Aapki izzat rakhna uska farz banta hai
Uncle..shabash mere bachche mujhe tumse yehi ummid thi
Khadi khadi kya dekh rahi ho
Banao mere bachche ke liye kuchh
Aunty..abhi banati hoon
Uske baad main jaise hi main room mein gaya
Aalok ne gate band kar diya
Aalok..saale dagabaaz
Yeh bolke aalok mujhe maarne laga
Main..abe randi yeh kya kar raha hai
Dard ho raha hai
Abe itni jor se mat maar
Aalok..tujhse toh achchi randi hain
Kam se kam dhokha toh Nahi deti hain
Main..are yaar meri baat toh sun
Aalok.. betichod tu hai hi darpok saale
Main yeh soch bhi kaise liya
Ki tu meri problem solve kar dega
Main..abe saale dard ho raha hai
Behenchod meri body bachpan se hi kamzor thi
Mummy ne mera kayi saalo tak ilaaj karwaya
Lekin hua yeh ki mera Sharir kamzor hi raha
Lekin mere andar zarurat se jyada hermones aagaye
Aur jab se main jawan hua tha
Tabse kisi bhi ladki ke nange ang ko dekhke mera lund khada ho jaata tha
Yahan tak ki hath ko dekhne pe bhi
Yeh baat sirf mujhe pata thi
Itna dard ho raha tha
Ki main rone laga
Mujhe rota dekh usne mujhe maarna band kar diya
Saala tha bhi body builder
Aalok..oh oh bhai jyada jor se lag gayi kya
Main..saale ab main kabhi tere Ghar nahi aaunga
Itni jor se kaun maarta hai
Aalok.. aisa mat bol.yaar
Sorry sorry
La iodex laga doon
Main..bhaag betichod
Main ja raha hoon
Aalok.. sorry bol raha hoon na
Main..laude pe gayi sorry
Aalok.. sorry bola na
Ya phir aur maar khaani hai tujhe
Yeh sunke meri gaand fat gayi
Main..theek hai theek hai
Aalok..ab meri shaadi hoke rahegi
Main.. man mein..saale ab tu dekh
Ab toh teri shaadi hoke rahegi
Behenchod mujhe maarta hai
Abhi bhi dard ho raha tha
Somewhere in russia
Ek ladke ko chair se bandha hua tha
Aur use electric shocked diya ja raha tha
Woh dard se tadap raha tha
Doctor..batao kaun ho tum
Aur yahan kya karne aaye the
Main kuchh nahi bola
Woh mujhe phirse shock dene laga
Doctor..batao warna isi tarah se tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Yeh sunke main hansne laga
Dev.. doctor main toh kabse maut ko gale lagana chahta hoon
Lekin mujhe maut nahi aati hai
Doctor ke sath uski assistant bhi thi
Uska naam natasha tha
Dev..nice boobs baby
Yeh sunke woh sharmane lagi
Ab hum the hi itne handsome
Doctor..natasha get out
Natasha.. sorry doctor
Aur uske baad natasha bahar chali gayi
Doctor mujhe ghurne laga
Doctor..lagta hai tum aise nahi maanoge
Dev..batata hoon
Doctor..jaldi batao
Dev..mera naam Dev hai
Aur main yahan tumhein maarne aaya tha
Yeh sunke doctor hansne laga
Doctor..tumhein pata hai yahan kitne guards hain
Sabne ek ek hath bhi maara
Toh dum tod doge
Dev.. aisa nahi hoga
Doctor.. kya matlab
Dev..matlab yeh
Aur yeh bolke main apna hath use dikhaya
Woh shocked reh gaya
Main apna dono angutha
Uski aankh mein ghusa diya
Doctor ki cheekh nikal gayi
Main uski gardan pakad ke ghuma diya
Aur doctor mar gaya
Main jaldi se Apne hath ko kaata
Aur usmein se ek chip nikaala
AUR Uske baad use rod Diya
Saare gurads cabin mein ghuste usse pehle hi light chali gayi
Aur guards andar ghuse
Main kuchh guard ko maara
Aur wahan se bhaagne laga
Bhaagte bhaagte main chhat pe pahunch gaya
Roof pe pehle se hi helicopter tha
Jo mera wait kar raha tha
Main rassi ko pakad liya
Tabhi mujhe rachel dikhi
Jo mujhe flying kiss de rahi thi
Main ek secret Assassin's group ka member tha
Humein jise maarne ka order milta
Hum use maar dete
Bina kuchh soche samjhe
Humein training hi aisi di gayi thi
Hum sabke andar emotions nahi the
Pain feel nahi hota tha
Humare andar se dar nikaal diya jaata tha
Tabhi Rachel ne mujhpe gun taan di
Dev..majak achcha hai rachel
Rachel.. sorry dev
Lekin mujhe order mila hai.tumhein maarne ka
Dev..you fucking bitch
rachel ne mujhe shoot kar diya
Goli mere maathe ke paar ho gayi
Main rassi chhod diya
Aur neeche gidne laga
Aur main hosh mein aagaya
Aur idhar udhar dekhne laga
Yeh kahan aagaya hoon main
Yeh kiska room hai
Main bathroom mein ghus gaya
Peshaab karne
Aur uske baad shower karne laga
Deva.. behenchod yeh mere upar paani kaun daal raha hai
Yeh main shower ke neeche kaise aagaya
Dev..yeh mere dimaag mein kiski awaj gunj rahi hai
Deva..are baap re
Yeh kiski awaj hai
Dev..kaun ho tum
Deva..abe tu kaun hai
Aur mere dimaag mein kaise aaya
Dev..yahi baat main tumse puchh sakta hoon
Deva..main deva hoon
Dev..main Dev hoon
Deva..lekin teri awaj mujhe kyun sunayi de rahi hai
Dev.. tumhari awaj bhi mujhe sunayi de rahi hai
Deva..abe kya bakwaas kar raha hai
Dev..main apna chehra mirror mein dekhke shocked reh gaya
Yeh kaun idiot hai
Deva..tu mujhe idiot bol raha hai
Lagta hai main koi sapna dekh raha hoon
Dev..main bhi
Deva..hey bhagwaan kahin main paagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon
Dev..toh tum indian ho
Deva..tu bhi toh hai
Dev..main russian hoon
Deva..aur main pornition
Dev..yeh kaun si jagah hai
Deva.. behenchod meri gaand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai mujhe
Dil joro se dhadakne laga
Aur main rone laga
Dev..shut up
Mard rote nahi hain
Deva..main so jaata hoon phirse
Aur phir main aake so gaya
Dev.. mujhe neend nahi aarahi hai
Deva..Jai hanuman gyan gun saagar
Jai kapis tihun lok ujaagar
Ram doot atulit bal dhaama
Anjani-putra pavan sut naama
Dev..yeh kya bake ja rahe hai
Deva..bajrangbali raksha karo
Lagta hai us betichod aalok ne mere khilaaf jaadu tona karwa diya hai
Bajrangbali bajrangbali
Dev.. maine Apna hath Apne munh pe rakh diya
Deva..main apna hath Apne munh se hatane laga
Dev..tabhi room mein koi ladki aagayi
Deva.. payal didi thi
Good morning didi
Payal.. good morning babu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Yeh bolke payal di ne mujhe hug kar liya
Dev..yeh kaun behuda ladki hai
Payal..tune kuchh kaha kya
Deva..nahi toh
Payal..fresh hoke neeche aajaa
Rafiq aaya hai
Deva..abhi aata hoon
Yeh bolke payal didi chali gayi
Main ready ho gaya
Deva..woh meri didi hai
Dev..toh kya naachu main
Deva.. bajrangbali bajrangbali
Dev..main kuchh nahi bola
Kyunki yeh idiot pata nahi kya bole ja raha tha
Deva..mujhe sunayi de raha hai saale
Dev..toh
Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur hall mein chala gaya
Tabhi meri najar meeta didi pe padi
Dev..us ladki ko dekhke mere hosh udd gaye
Mujhe yakèen nahi ho raha tha
Ki koi itni khubsurat bhi ho sakta hai
Meri najar uspe se hat hi nahi rahi thi
Man mein guitar bajne laga
Tabhi usne meri taraf dekha
Aisa laga ki kisi ne teer maar diya ho
Mere dil pe
Deva..saale meri didi hai woh
Jaan se maar dunga
Yeh kya ganda ganda soche ja raha hai
Dev.. shut up
I love her
Deva..gaand faad dunga
Behenchod kahin main aparichit waala ambi toh nahi ban gaya hoon
Kahin yeh meri dusri personality toh nahi hai
Dev.. chup raho mujhe use jee bharke dekh lene do
Deva..main apni najar hatana chahta tha
Lekin hata nahi paa raha tha
Dev..aaj tak maine aisi ladki nahi dekhi
Yahi banegi meri wife
Deva..re behen ke lund paagal ho gaya hai
Saale nikal mere dimaag mein
Tabhi mujhe uske baare mein sab pata chalne laga
Meri gaand fat gayi yeh jaanke
Ki woh ek assassin hai
Dev..aur mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki main world ka best assassin
Aur tum duniya ke sabse darpok insaan
Laanat hai...
Mera naam Deva hai
Main Mumbai mein rehta hoon
Mere ghar mein paanch log hain
Meri maa meera
Meri badi behen meeta
Graduation kar rahi hai
Usse chhoti payal
Graduation first year mein hai
Uske baad main
12th mein hoon
Aur phir mujhse chhoti kajol
Jo ki abhi tenth mein hai
Mere dad nahi hain is duniya mein
Unka dehant ho gaya
Mere janm ke ek mahine baad
Mere papa ka hotel bussines tha
Unke kayi hotels the
Mumbai mein
Ab main Apne baare mein bata doon
Main ek shant swabhaw ka ladka hoon
Aur kaafi kamzor bhi
Mujhe maar peet karna pasand nahi hai
Haan mujhe dar lagta hai
Jab koi mujhpe chillata hai
Toh mera dil zoro se dhadakne lagta hai
Laundo ki bhasha mein meri gaand fatne lagti hai
Aur toh aur kabhi kabhi main behosh ho jaata hoon
Kyunki main jab apni mom ke pet mein tha
Tab main
6 mahine ka tha
Aur 6 mahine mein hi mera janam ho gaya tha
Main 12th ka exam de chuka tha
Aur Apne result ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Meri badi behen meeta mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi karti
Use lagta hai ki main manhoos hoon
Meri wajah se dad ki death hui
Haan payal didi mujhe bahut pyar karti hain
Aur kajol bhi
Lekin woh mujhse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti hain
Mere do dost hain
Ek hai alok
Aur dusra rafiq
Dono mere tabse dost hain
Jabse maine hosh sambhala tha
Abhi main Apne room mein baitha tv dekh raha tha
Ki mujhe alok ka phone aaya
Main..haan bhai
Alok..bhai meri shaadi tay ho gayi
Main.. laude abhi toh tu 18 saal ka hua hai
Alok..main kya karu yaar
Mere Mummy papa ne bachpan mein hi meri shaadi tay kar di thi
Aur ab woh ladki 18 saal ki ho chuki hai
Uske mummy papa ka phone aaya tha ghar pe
Main..yeh toh achchi baat hai
Tu kabse chudai ke liye tadap raha tha
Ab chudai pe chudai
Rafiq..abe. Saale main bhi hoon conference mein
Main..aur randi kya haal hain
Ab darpok bhi gaali galoch karte hain
Rafiq..badhiya hain chhinaal
Main..saale tune pehle rafiq se baat ki
Gaandu chutiye
Rafiq..main uska best friend hoon
Main..toh main kya hoon randi
Alok..are haramkhoro main kya baatein kar raha hoon
Aur tum kya beein karne mein lage ho
Main..saale toh kar le Shaadi
Maine mana kiya hai tujhe
Alok..mujhe nahi karni yaar
Main..sach sach batao
Kahin tum dono ek dusre ki gaand toh nahi maarte ho
Alok.. betichod tu nahi sudhrega
Rafiq..gaand mein dum nahi hai
Hum kisi se kam.nahi
Main..saale phir tune mujhe darpok hone ka taana maara
Teri bhagni ko chodu
Rafiq.. phir tune mujhe yeh gaali di
Main..haan toh kaunsa teri behen ki abhi beti paida hui hai
Rafiq..kabhi toh paida hogi
Main..jab paida hogi
Tab nahi bolunga
Aalok.. re tum dono ki beti chodu
Mere matter ka kuchh Karo
Main..ek hi tareeka hai Shaadi se bachne ka
Aalok..kya
Main..keh de Apne baap se
Ki tu gay hai
Yeh sunke rafiq hansne laga
Aalok..madar
Main..gaand faad dunga
Agar maa ki gaali di hai toh
Kya tay kiya tha humne
Ki hum teeno kabhi ek dusre ki maa behno ko gaali nahi denge
Aalok.. sorry
Lekin yaar main sachmein shaadi nahi karna chahta
Main.. theek hai main aata hoon tere ghar pe
Rafiq..main bhi aaraha hoon
Main..gaand dene ka offer nahi chal raha hai
Jo tu bhi aaraha hai
Rafiq..teri beti chodu
Main..teri poti chodu
Rafiq..teri naatin chodu
Aalok..tumhari biwi chodu
Saalo phir shuru ho gaye tum
Main phone cut kar diya
Saala chutiya
Aur phir main kapde change kiya
Aur meeta didi ke paas gaya
Woh mujhe ghurne lagi
Meri gaand fat gayi
Main.. Didi main aalok ke ghar ja raha hoon
Meeta..tujhe kitni baar bola hai
Mujhse baat mat kiya kar
Main.. sorry didi
Meeta..dafa ho jaa
Main munh latkaye room se bahar aagaya
Ab toh aadat ho gayi hai
Aur phir apni bike uthaya
Aur chal pada aalok ke ghar
Main door bell nahi bajaya
Kyunki mere paas duplicate key thi
Main key se gate khola
Aalok ke ghar mein Uske mom dad uski badi behen woh aur uski chhoti behen thi
Main aalok ki badi behen
Matlab sonam didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Aur gate lock kar diya
Woh mobile chala rahi thi
Tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
Aur Woh chaunk gayi
Sonam..tu yahan kya kar raha hai
Main..aap se milne
Sonam..aalok ghar mein hi hai
Main..usko maaro goli
Aur jaldi se apni chikni choot dikhao
Sonam..nahi aalok ko pata chala
Toh woh mujhe aur tujhe dono ko maar daalega
Main..nahi pata chalega
Yeh bolke main sonam didi ko kiss karne laga
Aur uski chuchiyo ko dabane laga
Sonam... please chhod na
Mujhe dar lag raha hai
Main sonam didi ki gardan pe kiss karne laga
Sonam..wahan nahi nishaan pad jaayenge
Please deva tujhe meri kasam
Yeh sunke main unhein chhod diya
Aur unhein gusse se dekhne laga
Sonam.. sorry Deva
Lekin tujhe toh pata hai
Aalok kitna gusse waala hai
Main..badi aayi
Jab chudne ka man tha
Toh mujhe pataya
mujhse apni seal tudwayi
Meri seal bhi kha gayi
Aur ab chodne nahi deti ho
Sonam.. please deva mujhse naraz mat ho
Tujhe toh pata hai main tujhse kitna pyar karti hoon
Mujhe bas dar lag raha hai
Main..aur yeh kya chod faila rakhkha hai
Aalok ki shaadi kyun ho rahi hai.
Sonam..aaj kal tu bahut gaali bolne lag gaya hai
Lagta hai meeta ko batana padega
Main..yeh bhi bata dena
Ki kaise aapne mujhe seduce kiya
Sonam..are mera devu
Main toh majak kar rahi hoon
Main..ab kabhi nahi aaunga aapko chodne
Badi harami ho aap
Yeh bolke mein aalok ke room mein ghus gaya
Uski shakal dekhke mujhe itni hansi aayi
Ki main bata nahi sakta
Lekin main apni hansi control kiya
Main..yeh kya haal bana rakhkha hai bhai
Aalok..saala abhi toh main theek se jawan bhi nahi hua hoon
Aur meri shaadi karwa rahe hain
Papa ne maara mujhko
Main..aane de tere papa ko
Main karunga unse baat
Aalok..pakka tu unhein mana lega na
Main..bikul mana lunga
Apne bhai pe bharosa rakh
Thodi der pung khelte hain
Usne mujhe ghur ke dekha
Aalok.. theek hai
Uske baad hum pubg khelne lage
Kareeb ek ghante baad door bell baja
Main samajh gaya
Ki aalok senior aachuka hai
Gaand toh meri bhi fat rahi thi
Behenchod iska baap toh saala aise dekhta hai
Ki agle pal hi jaan se maar dega
Mujhe nahi sabko
Humesha gusse mein hi rehta hai
Main room se bahar Chala gaya
Aur uncle aur aunty ko namaste kiya
Kya maal thi aunty
Kya karu jabse sonam didi ko choda tha
Tabse aunty ko bhi chodne ka man kar raha tha
Yeh galat hai
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Woh meri mom ke baare mein aisa sochega
Toh mujhe kaisa lagega
Aunty..are beta tum kab aaye
Main..bas abhi thodi der pehle
Uncle..toh usne tumhein bata diya
Beta agar tumhein bhi uski tarah maar khaani hai
Toh tum is baare mein baat kar sakte ho
Aunty..yeh kaise baat kar rahe hain aap deva se
Uncle..main Apne laal ko achchi tarah jaanta hoon
Usne ise sab bata diya hai
Aur yeh humse baat karne aaya hai
Main..are uncle aap galat samajh rahe hain
Main toh use samjhane aaya tha
Ki agar aapne promise kiya hai
Toh use shaadi karni chahiye
Aakhri aap uske pita hain
Aapki izzat rakhna uska farz banta hai
Uncle..shabash mere bachche mujhe tumse yehi ummid thi
Khadi khadi kya dekh rahi ho
Banao mere bachche ke liye kuchh
Aunty..abhi banati hoon
Uske baad main jaise hi main room mein gaya
Aalok ne gate band kar diya
Aalok..saale dagabaaz
Yeh bolke aalok mujhe maarne laga
Main..abe randi yeh kya kar raha hai
Dard ho raha hai
Abe itni jor se mat maar
Aalok..tujhse toh achchi randi hain
Kam se kam dhokha toh Nahi deti hain
Main..are yaar meri baat toh sun
Aalok.. betichod tu hai hi darpok saale
Main yeh soch bhi kaise liya
Ki tu meri problem solve kar dega
Main..abe saale dard ho raha hai
Behenchod meri body bachpan se hi kamzor thi
Mummy ne mera kayi saalo tak ilaaj karwaya
Lekin hua yeh ki mera Sharir kamzor hi raha
Lekin mere andar zarurat se jyada hermones aagaye
Aur jab se main jawan hua tha
Tabse kisi bhi ladki ke nange ang ko dekhke mera lund khada ho jaata tha
Yahan tak ki hath ko dekhne pe bhi
Yeh baat sirf mujhe pata thi
Itna dard ho raha tha
Ki main rone laga
Mujhe rota dekh usne mujhe maarna band kar diya
Saala tha bhi body builder
Aalok..oh oh bhai jyada jor se lag gayi kya
Main..saale ab main kabhi tere Ghar nahi aaunga
Itni jor se kaun maarta hai
Aalok.. aisa mat bol.yaar
Sorry sorry
La iodex laga doon
Main..bhaag betichod
Main ja raha hoon
Aalok.. sorry bol raha hoon na
Main..laude pe gayi sorry
Aalok.. sorry bola na
Ya phir aur maar khaani hai tujhe
Yeh sunke meri gaand fat gayi
Main..theek hai theek hai
Aalok..ab meri shaadi hoke rahegi
Main.. man mein..saale ab tu dekh
Ab toh teri shaadi hoke rahegi
Behenchod mujhe maarta hai
Abhi bhi dard ho raha tha
Somewhere in russia
Ek ladke ko chair se bandha hua tha
Aur use electric shocked diya ja raha tha
Woh dard se tadap raha tha
Doctor..batao kaun ho tum
Aur yahan kya karne aaye the
Main kuchh nahi bola
Woh mujhe phirse shock dene laga
Doctor..batao warna isi tarah se tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Yeh sunke main hansne laga
Dev.. doctor main toh kabse maut ko gale lagana chahta hoon
Lekin mujhe maut nahi aati hai
Doctor ke sath uski assistant bhi thi
Uska naam natasha tha
Dev..nice boobs baby
Yeh sunke woh sharmane lagi
Ab hum the hi itne handsome
Doctor..natasha get out
Natasha.. sorry doctor
Aur uske baad natasha bahar chali gayi
Doctor mujhe ghurne laga
Doctor..lagta hai tum aise nahi maanoge
Dev..batata hoon
Doctor..jaldi batao
Dev..mera naam Dev hai
Aur main yahan tumhein maarne aaya tha
Yeh sunke doctor hansne laga
Doctor..tumhein pata hai yahan kitne guards hain
Sabne ek ek hath bhi maara
Toh dum tod doge
Dev.. aisa nahi hoga
Doctor.. kya matlab
Dev..matlab yeh
Aur yeh bolke main apna hath use dikhaya
Woh shocked reh gaya
Main apna dono angutha
Uski aankh mein ghusa diya
Doctor ki cheekh nikal gayi
Main uski gardan pakad ke ghuma diya
Aur doctor mar gaya
Main jaldi se Apne hath ko kaata
Aur usmein se ek chip nikaala
AUR Uske baad use rod Diya
Saare gurads cabin mein ghuste usse pehle hi light chali gayi
Aur guards andar ghuse
Main kuchh guard ko maara
Aur wahan se bhaagne laga
Bhaagte bhaagte main chhat pe pahunch gaya
Roof pe pehle se hi helicopter tha
Jo mera wait kar raha tha
Main rassi ko pakad liya
Tabhi mujhe rachel dikhi
Jo mujhe flying kiss de rahi thi
Main ek secret Assassin's group ka member tha
Humein jise maarne ka order milta
Hum use maar dete
Bina kuchh soche samjhe
Humein training hi aisi di gayi thi
Hum sabke andar emotions nahi the
Pain feel nahi hota tha
Humare andar se dar nikaal diya jaata tha
Tabhi Rachel ne mujhpe gun taan di
Dev..majak achcha hai rachel
Rachel.. sorry dev
Lekin mujhe order mila hai.tumhein maarne ka
Dev..you fucking bitch
rachel ne mujhe shoot kar diya
Goli mere maathe ke paar ho gayi
Main rassi chhod diya
Aur neeche gidne laga
Aur main hosh mein aagaya
Aur idhar udhar dekhne laga
Yeh kahan aagaya hoon main
Yeh kiska room hai
Main bathroom mein ghus gaya
Peshaab karne
Aur uske baad shower karne laga
Deva.. behenchod yeh mere upar paani kaun daal raha hai
Yeh main shower ke neeche kaise aagaya
Dev..yeh mere dimaag mein kiski awaj gunj rahi hai
Deva..are baap re
Yeh kiski awaj hai
Dev..kaun ho tum
Deva..abe tu kaun hai
Aur mere dimaag mein kaise aaya
Dev..yahi baat main tumse puchh sakta hoon
Deva..main deva hoon
Dev..main Dev hoon
Deva..lekin teri awaj mujhe kyun sunayi de rahi hai
Dev.. tumhari awaj bhi mujhe sunayi de rahi hai
Deva..abe kya bakwaas kar raha hai
Dev..main apna chehra mirror mein dekhke shocked reh gaya
Yeh kaun idiot hai
Deva..tu mujhe idiot bol raha hai
Lagta hai main koi sapna dekh raha hoon
Dev..main bhi
Deva..hey bhagwaan kahin main paagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon
Dev..toh tum indian ho
Deva..tu bhi toh hai
Dev..main russian hoon
Deva..aur main pornition
Dev..yeh kaun si jagah hai
Deva.. behenchod meri gaand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai mujhe
Dil joro se dhadakne laga
Aur main rone laga
Dev..shut up
Mard rote nahi hain
Deva..main so jaata hoon phirse
Aur phir main aake so gaya
Dev.. mujhe neend nahi aarahi hai
Deva..Jai hanuman gyan gun saagar
Jai kapis tihun lok ujaagar
Ram doot atulit bal dhaama
Anjani-putra pavan sut naama
Dev..yeh kya bake ja rahe hai
Deva..bajrangbali raksha karo
Lagta hai us betichod aalok ne mere khilaaf jaadu tona karwa diya hai
Bajrangbali bajrangbali
Dev.. maine Apna hath Apne munh pe rakh diya
Deva..main apna hath Apne munh se hatane laga
Dev..tabhi room mein koi ladki aagayi
Deva.. payal didi thi
Good morning didi
Payal.. good morning babu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Yeh bolke payal di ne mujhe hug kar liya
Dev..yeh kaun behuda ladki hai
Payal..tune kuchh kaha kya
Deva..nahi toh
Payal..fresh hoke neeche aajaa
Rafiq aaya hai
Deva..abhi aata hoon
Yeh bolke payal didi chali gayi
Main ready ho gaya
Deva..woh meri didi hai
Dev..toh kya naachu main
Deva.. bajrangbali bajrangbali
Dev..main kuchh nahi bola
Kyunki yeh idiot pata nahi kya bole ja raha tha
Deva..mujhe sunayi de raha hai saale
Dev..toh
Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur hall mein chala gaya
Tabhi meri najar meeta didi pe padi
Dev..us ladki ko dekhke mere hosh udd gaye
Mujhe yakèen nahi ho raha tha
Ki koi itni khubsurat bhi ho sakta hai
Meri najar uspe se hat hi nahi rahi thi
Man mein guitar bajne laga
Tabhi usne meri taraf dekha
Aisa laga ki kisi ne teer maar diya ho
Mere dil pe
Deva..saale meri didi hai woh
Jaan se maar dunga
Yeh kya ganda ganda soche ja raha hai
Dev.. shut up
I love her
Deva..gaand faad dunga
Behenchod kahin main aparichit waala ambi toh nahi ban gaya hoon
Kahin yeh meri dusri personality toh nahi hai
Dev.. chup raho mujhe use jee bharke dekh lene do
Deva..main apni najar hatana chahta tha
Lekin hata nahi paa raha tha
Dev..aaj tak maine aisi ladki nahi dekhi
Yahi banegi meri wife
Deva..re behen ke lund paagal ho gaya hai
Saale nikal mere dimaag mein
Tabhi mujhe uske baare mein sab pata chalne laga
Meri gaand fat gayi yeh jaanke
Ki woh ek assassin hai
Dev..aur mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki main world ka best assassin
Aur tum duniya ke sabse darpok insaan
Laanat hai...
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A.B.KING
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Woowww what a start
Superb update bro
Kya plot chuna hai story likhne ka excellent
Main to update padte padte like khogaya
Jaldi jaldi bahut sare update dedo bhai bahut acchi story home wali hai ye I think
Keep writing....
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A.B.KING
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Hero ke janm ke 1 mahine baad agar us ke dad ki death hogayi to choti bahen kaise paida hogayi ?
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Awesome Update.
Achha plot hai do opposite personality wale log ek hi brain me .
Dhamakedar shuruwat hai
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Nice start
Next update Ka intjar
Hero ke janm ke 1 mahine baad agar us ke dad ki death hogayi to choti bahen kaise paida hogayi ?
Same point bro yahi pe galti hai.
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