Fantasy Deva (The Assassin)

[Coolraj839]

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[Ron10]

UPDATE 8
Meri body se yellow colour ki energy nikal rahi thi
Waise hi jaise ek saiyan se nikalti hai
Ab mujhe nahi pata ki mere andar yeh powers kahan se aayi
Lekin pehli baar yeh tab jaagi thi
Jab main master ko haraya tha
Us Jung mein ya toh master marte
Ya phir main
Master ne mujhe maar hi diya tha
Lekin phir pata nahi kya hua
Meri body se white energy nikalne lagi
Aur uske baad jo main master ko dhoya
Aaj tak kisi ne unhein is tarah nahi dhoya tha
Duniya ke best martial artist the woh
Toh main sky mein udd raha tha
Rukne ki koshish kar raha tha
Lekin ruk nahi paa raha tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte main space mein pahunch gaya
Mujhe saans lene mein dikkat hone lagi
Aur meri aankhein band hone lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein main behosh ho gaya
Behosh hoke main neeche gidne laga
Jaise jaise main neeche gid raha tha
Waise waise meri body se yellow energy aur jyada nikalne lagi thi
Logo ko din mein hi toot ta tara dikhne laga
Jo ki ek dum chamak raha tha




Kahin door space mein
Ek space ship thi
Jiske monitor pe signal chamakne laga tha
Kaafi awaj bhi aarahi thi monitor se
Space ship mein kayi log the
Par woh insaan nahi the
Woh kisi aur grah ke praani the

Ek ladki thi
Woh monitor pe signal pe dekhke uchhal padi
Us ship mein jitne bhi log the
Unki ankho mein khushi ke aansu the
Us ship ke captain ka naam avni tha
Avni..jaldi se us jagah le chalo
Ship jaldi
Khain hum use kho na dein


Woh door kisi grah pe
Ek ladka screen pe najrein gadaye hua tha
Jaise hi usne woh signal dekha

Woh cheekh pada
Tumhein apne hatho se maarunga
Tumhare pita ne humare hanste khelte grah ko Barbaad kar diya

Aur phir woh ek space ship mein baithke
Nikal pada us jagah

Avni aur uski ship us jagah pahunch chuki tha
Lekin use woh nahi mila
Jiski use talash thi
Woh udaas ho gayi

Tabhi ek budha uske paas aaya

Koi baat nahi beti
Hum ab uske itne kareeb pahunch chuke hain
Jald hi woh humein mil jaayega

Avni..baba pata nahi kab milega woh humein
Maa aur pitaji ab bhi qaid mein hain
Uski qaid mein
Jise dragon balls ki location chahiye

Ek mere baba hi jaante hain
Ki dragon balls kahan hain

Pichhle 25 saalo se woh humari duniya ko til til maar raha hai
Humari ek hi ummid hai
Aapne hi toh kaha tha
Ki legendary saiyan ka janam ho chuka hai
Aur wohi humein jaaku aur uski beti ke zulm se azaadi dilayega
Baba..haan beti maine hi bhavishya vaani ki thi
Aur mujhe yakeen hai
Ki hum use jarur dhund lenge
Tumhara bhai kahan hai
Avni..woh toh wohi hain
Baba..tumne use dawayi di thi na
Avni..haan di toh thi
Baba..phir theek hai

Phir avni ki ship wahan se nikal gayi
Aur tabhi wahan avna ki ship aagayi
Woh nikal pada earth ki taraf
Avna..main aaraha hoon
Main aaraha hoon
Ab tumhara ant tay hai

Aur avna paaglo ki tarah hansne laga

Jab mujhe hosh aaya
Toh main shocked ho gaya
Kyunki main assassin's Valley mein tha
Meri body pe kayi jagah patti bandhi hui thi
Main uthke baith gaya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur mujhe rachel dikhi
Mere tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Uske jism pe ek shawl tha
Bilkul sholay waale thakur ki tarah
Deva..bhai yeh miss universe rachel hai
Dev..shut up
Rachel..toh tumhein hosh aagaya
Dev..main yahan kaise aaya
Rachel..tum aasmaan se seedha humare ghar ke aangan mein gide the

Abe toh hum zinda kaise hain
Saale mujhe toh laga tha
Ki main mar gaya
Dev..yeh tumne itni garmi mein Shawl kyun daal rakhkha hai
Rachel.. bas aise hi
Kaun ho tum
Dev.. mera naam deva hai
Aur main india se hoon
Rachel.. par tum insaan toh nahi lagte
Itni unchayi se gidke kaun zinda bachta hai
Dev..hote hain kuchh log
Jinki peeth mein khanjar maara jaata hai
Phir bhi woh zinda bach jaate hain

Yeh sunte hi rachel soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir uski ankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur Woh wahan se bina kuchh bole nikal gayi
Deva..kya jarurat thi
Bechari ko rulane ki
Dev..my ass
Uske aansu
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Us haramzaadi ko
Deva.. betichod tune Salma aunty pe hath uthaya
Behenchod chod dunga teri
Woh meri maa saman hain
Dev..mujhe Jo sahi laga
Woh maine kiya

Main rone laga
Salma aunty ne mujhe apna beta samjha tha
Aur use mere hatho ne maara
Dev..are tum phirse rone lage
Use tumne Kahan maara tha
Use toh Maine maara tha
Chalo ab rona band karo
Deva..lekin hath toh mere hi the na
Dev..deva har waqt rona achchi baat nahi hai
Deva.. Tune mujhe gaali bhi di
Aaj tak mujhe maa behno ki gaali kisi ne bhi nahi di thi
Dev..achcha maaf kar do
Ab kabhi aisa nahi karunga

Tabhi mujhe woh insaan dikha
Jise dekhke meri ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mere master
Mere father mere sab kuchh
Jinhone mujhe nayi zindagi di thi
Master..toh tumhein hosh aagaya

Deva inse tum.baat karo
Deva..jee
Master..ab kaise ho
Deva..theek hoon
Master..tum asmaan mein kar kya rahe the

Abe kya batau

Wohi jo sach hai
Unhein batao
Ki tum kitne darpok aur kamzor ho
Apna dar nikaalne ke liye tum plane se kood gaye the

Maine master ko wohi bataya
Master..aisa kyun
Deva..jee bachpan se hi main kamzor hoon
Mera dil kamzor hai
Mujhse koi unchi awaj mein baat kar le
Toh main behosh ho jaata hoon
Yeh samajh lijiye
Is duniya ka sabse darpok aur kamzor insaan hoon main
Master..toh yeh baat hai
Main tumhara dar nikaal sakta hoon
Lekin badle mein mujhe bhi tumse kuchh Chahiye
Deva..main kuchh samjha nahi
Master..mujhe cancer hai
Mere jaane ke baad meri beti ka koi nahi bachega khyal rakhne ko
Main chahta hoon tum meri beti se Shaadi kar lo

Main sochne laga master paagal toh nahi ho gaye hain
Rachel kaunsa koi abla naari hai
Woh bhi toh assassin hai

Abe kya bolu main

Wajah puchho
Deva..lekin aapki beti ka khyal kyun rakhna hai
Master..ek ladka jab 5 saal ka tha
Tab maine use bachaya
Paala poske bada kiya
Use apna beta maana
Lekin badle mein usne mere sath Vishwaas ghaat kiya
Mera koi bhi student kisi dusre student ke sath physical nahi ho sakta

Lekin usne meri hi beti ke sath aisa kiya
Galti meri beti ki bhi thi
Meri beti ke paas do option the
Pehla
Woh us ladke ko maar de
Dusra
Use 10 ladko ke sath ek sath sona tha

Meri beti ne pehla option chuna
Aur usne use maar diya
Lekin baad mein usne apni dono aankhein ko khatam kar diya

Deva..aapko sharam nahi aayi
Apni beti ko aise options dete hue
Master..kya karta
Majbur tha main
Mujhe Pata tha ki agar main use apni jaan dene ka option dunga
Toh woh bina kuchh soche apni maut accept kar legi
Deva..lekin Agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..woh meri beti hai
Mujhe pata tha
Ki woh aisa nahi karegi
Deva..lekin agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..toh phir use main Apne hatho se maar deta
Aur phir use
Toh ab batao kya faisla hai tumhara
Deva..lekin ab bhi toh aap mujhe apni beti de rahe hain
Main bhi toh aapka student banunga ab
Master..bade hoshiyaar ho
Par main tumhein apna student banane se pehle usse tumhari shaadi karwa raha hoon
Deva..mujhe koi problem nahi hai

Master chale gaye
Aur dev fut fut ke rone laga
Dev ne jab se hosh sambhala tha
Tab se aaj tak woh nahi roya tha
Lekin aaj woh fut fut ke ro raha tha

I am sorry master
I am sorry
Please mujhe maaf kar dijiye

Rachel Apne room mein baithi ro rahi thi
Rachel.. please dev
I am sorry
I am sorry
Please wapas aajao
Mujhe tumhari zarurat hai
Main kaise jeeyungi tumhare bina


Tabhi master Rachel ke room mein aagaye
Master..ro rahi ho beti
Rachel..aapko kya lagta hai
Aapne meri zindagi barbaad kar di
Ab kya chahte hain aap
Master.. shayad main yeh haq kho chuka hoon
Lekin phir bhi
Marne se pehle meri aakhir wish poori kar dogi
Rachel.. pehle apni wish bataiye
Phir sochungi
Master..marne se pehle tumhari shaadi karna chahta hoon
Rachel.. Kabhi nahi
Main Dev ki thi
Aur usi ki rahungi
Mujhe nafrat hai aapse
Marte marte bhi aap mujhe takleef deke jaana chahte hain

Master ghutno ke bal baith gaye
Master..main tumse bheekh maangta hoon
Please meri wish poori kar do
Rachel.. papa uth jaaiye
Aapko Shobha nahi deta
Kisi ke saamne jhukna
Master.. please dear
Meri wish poori kar do

Rachel rone lagi


Yahan dev chup hone ka naam nahi le raha tha
Dev.. thank you meri rachel ko apnane ke liye
Deva..kaisi baat karta hai
Ab hum family hain
Tune meri jaan bachayi hai
Itna toh main kar hi sakta hoon
Woh alag baat hai ki tune mujhe gaali di

Dev.. thank you
Deva..rone ka department mera hai
Bhool gaya kya

Hum dono hanse lage
Usi din meri aur rachel ki shaadi ho gayi
Main bahut khush tha
Mujhe pata tha
Ki agar main zinda rehta
Toh kabhi main aur rachel ek ho nahi paate

Jab main aur rachel Apne room mein pahunche
Toh Rachel ne mera collar pakad liya
Rachel..agar kabhi mujhe chhune ki koshish ki
Toh jaan se maar dungi
Dev.. mujhe sherni ko chhedne ka koi shauk nahi hai

Rachel ne mujhe chhod diya
Deva.. Abe bhabhi toh bahut khatarnaak hai
Aur kya maal hai
Dev..meeta bhi ek number maal hai
Deva..saale
Dev..meri rachel ko kabhi bhool se bhi nahi chhuna
Deva..abe woh meri biwi hai
Dev..no
She is mine
Deva..bhadakta kyun hai

Agli subah se master ne deva ko training deni shuru kar di
Deva..abe yeh kya bakchodi hai
Saala buddha paagal ho gaya hai
Yeh toh tujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Saale agar mujhe pata hota
Toh main kabhi training ke liye tayyar nahi hota

Deva rone laga
Mujhe hansi aagayi
Kyunki deva ke saamne ek anaconda tha
Deva ko baandh diya gaya tha
Ek mote se kapde mein
Bilkul kisi Mummy ki tarah
Deva master ke pair pakad liya
Main.. sasur jee
Aisa mat kijiye
Aapki beti vidhwa ho jaayegi
Sasur jee please

Deva bhaagne ki koshish karne laga
Lekin kuchh der Pehle deva ko jo soup peelaya tha
Master ne use peene ke baad
Insaan ka sharir paralysed ho jaata hai

Aur kuchh hi der mein woh anaconda deva ke Sharir ko nigal gaya
Deva behosh ho chuka tha
Jab deva ko hosh aaya
Toh deva tab bhi anaconda ke pet mein tha
Deva phir se behosh ho gaya
Master ko pata tha
Ki anaconda kab khana pachana shuru karta hai
Usee pehle hi anaconda deva ke sharir ko ugal deta tha

Kyunki woh master ka paaltu tha
Hazam na ho yeh baat toh hajmola kha lena
Kyunki real mein bhi kayi insaano ne yeh try kiya hai

Deva phirse hosh mein aagaya
Deva.. Abe dev bacha le saale kahin main mar na jaaun
Saale dekh liyo

Rachel deva ki cheekhein sun rahi thi
Tabhi mujhe ek idea aaya
Main rach rach karke chillane laga
Rachel ko rach main hi bulata tha
Rach ka dil dhadakne laga
Woh Apne kaano ko band kar li.....

Bhai ye kya yaha to dbz chalu ho gaya
Aur rachael ki shadi deva se ho gayi ab dev ka kya hoga

 

[Vickey1211]

UPDATE 8
Meri body se yellow colour ki energy nikal rahi thi
Waise hi jaise ek saiyan se nikalti hai
Ab mujhe nahi pata ki mere andar yeh powers kahan se aayi
Lekin pehli baar yeh tab jaagi thi
Jab main master ko haraya tha
Us Jung mein ya toh master marte
Ya phir main
Master ne mujhe maar hi diya tha
Lekin phir pata nahi kya hua
Meri body se white energy nikalne lagi
Aur uske baad jo main master ko dhoya
Aaj tak kisi ne unhein is tarah nahi dhoya tha
Duniya ke best martial artist the woh
Toh main sky mein udd raha tha
Rukne ki koshish kar raha tha
Lekin ruk nahi paa raha tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte main space mein pahunch gaya
Mujhe saans lene mein dikkat hone lagi
Aur meri aankhein band hone lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein main behosh ho gaya
Behosh hoke main neeche gidne laga
Jaise jaise main neeche gid raha tha
Waise waise meri body se yellow energy aur jyada nikalne lagi thi
Logo ko din mein hi toot ta tara dikhne laga
Jo ki ek dum chamak raha tha




Kahin door space mein
Ek space ship thi
Jiske monitor pe signal chamakne laga tha
Kaafi awaj bhi aarahi thi monitor se
Space ship mein kayi log the
Par woh insaan nahi the
Woh kisi aur grah ke praani the

Ek ladki thi
Woh monitor pe signal pe dekhke uchhal padi
Us ship mein jitne bhi log the
Unki ankho mein khushi ke aansu the
Us ship ke captain ka naam avni tha
Avni..jaldi se us jagah le chalo
Ship jaldi
Khain hum use kho na dein


Woh door kisi grah pe
Ek ladka screen pe najrein gadaye hua tha
Jaise hi usne woh signal dekha

Woh cheekh pada
Tumhein apne hatho se maarunga
Tumhare pita ne humare hanste khelte grah ko Barbaad kar diya

Aur phir woh ek space ship mein baithke
Nikal pada us jagah

Avni aur uski ship us jagah pahunch chuki tha
Lekin use woh nahi mila
Jiski use talash thi
Woh udaas ho gayi

Tabhi ek budha uske paas aaya

Koi baat nahi beti
Hum ab uske itne kareeb pahunch chuke hain
Jald hi woh humein mil jaayega

Avni..baba pata nahi kab milega woh humein
Maa aur pitaji ab bhi qaid mein hain
Uski qaid mein
Jise dragon balls ki location chahiye

Ek mere baba hi jaante hain
Ki dragon balls kahan hain

Pichhle 25 saalo se woh humari duniya ko til til maar raha hai
Humari ek hi ummid hai
Aapne hi toh kaha tha
Ki legendary saiyan ka janam ho chuka hai
Aur wohi humein jaaku aur uski beti ke zulm se azaadi dilayega
Baba..haan beti maine hi bhavishya vaani ki thi
Aur mujhe yakeen hai
Ki hum use jarur dhund lenge
Tumhara bhai kahan hai
Avni..woh toh wohi hain
Baba..tumne use dawayi di thi na
Avni..haan di toh thi
Baba..phir theek hai

Phir avni ki ship wahan se nikal gayi
Aur tabhi wahan avna ki ship aagayi
Woh nikal pada earth ki taraf
Avna..main aaraha hoon
Main aaraha hoon
Ab tumhara ant tay hai

Aur avna paaglo ki tarah hansne laga

Jab mujhe hosh aaya
Toh main shocked ho gaya
Kyunki main assassin's Valley mein tha
Meri body pe kayi jagah patti bandhi hui thi
Main uthke baith gaya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur mujhe rachel dikhi
Mere tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Uske jism pe ek shawl tha
Bilkul sholay waale thakur ki tarah
Deva..bhai yeh miss universe rachel hai
Dev..shut up
Rachel..toh tumhein hosh aagaya
Dev..main yahan kaise aaya
Rachel..tum aasmaan se seedha humare ghar ke aangan mein gide the

Abe toh hum zinda kaise hain
Saale mujhe toh laga tha
Ki main mar gaya
Dev..yeh tumne itni garmi mein Shawl kyun daal rakhkha hai
Rachel.. bas aise hi
Kaun ho tum
Dev.. mera naam deva hai
Aur main india se hoon
Rachel.. par tum insaan toh nahi lagte
Itni unchayi se gidke kaun zinda bachta hai
Dev..hote hain kuchh log
Jinki peeth mein khanjar maara jaata hai
Phir bhi woh zinda bach jaate hain

Yeh sunte hi rachel soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir uski ankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur Woh wahan se bina kuchh bole nikal gayi
Deva..kya jarurat thi
Bechari ko rulane ki
Dev..my ass
Uske aansu
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Us haramzaadi ko
Deva.. betichod tune Salma aunty pe hath uthaya
Behenchod chod dunga teri
Woh meri maa saman hain
Dev..mujhe Jo sahi laga
Woh maine kiya

Main rone laga
Salma aunty ne mujhe apna beta samjha tha
Aur use mere hatho ne maara
Dev..are tum phirse rone lage
Use tumne Kahan maara tha
Use toh Maine maara tha
Chalo ab rona band karo
Deva..lekin hath toh mere hi the na
Dev..deva har waqt rona achchi baat nahi hai
Deva.. Tune mujhe gaali bhi di
Aaj tak mujhe maa behno ki gaali kisi ne bhi nahi di thi
Dev..achcha maaf kar do
Ab kabhi aisa nahi karunga

Tabhi mujhe woh insaan dikha
Jise dekhke meri ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mere master
Mere father mere sab kuchh
Jinhone mujhe nayi zindagi di thi
Master..toh tumhein hosh aagaya

Deva inse tum.baat karo
Deva..jee
Master..ab kaise ho
Deva..theek hoon
Master..tum asmaan mein kar kya rahe the

Abe kya batau

Wohi jo sach hai
Unhein batao
Ki tum kitne darpok aur kamzor ho
Apna dar nikaalne ke liye tum plane se kood gaye the

Maine master ko wohi bataya
Master..aisa kyun
Deva..jee bachpan se hi main kamzor hoon
Mera dil kamzor hai
Mujhse koi unchi awaj mein baat kar le
Toh main behosh ho jaata hoon
Yeh samajh lijiye
Is duniya ka sabse darpok aur kamzor insaan hoon main
Master..toh yeh baat hai
Main tumhara dar nikaal sakta hoon
Lekin badle mein mujhe bhi tumse kuchh Chahiye
Deva..main kuchh samjha nahi
Master..mujhe cancer hai
Mere jaane ke baad meri beti ka koi nahi bachega khyal rakhne ko
Main chahta hoon tum meri beti se Shaadi kar lo

Main sochne laga master paagal toh nahi ho gaye hain
Rachel kaunsa koi abla naari hai
Woh bhi toh assassin hai

Abe kya bolu main

Wajah puchho
Deva..lekin aapki beti ka khyal kyun rakhna hai
Master..ek ladka jab 5 saal ka tha
Tab maine use bachaya
Paala poske bada kiya
Use apna beta maana
Lekin badle mein usne mere sath Vishwaas ghaat kiya
Mera koi bhi student kisi dusre student ke sath physical nahi ho sakta

Lekin usne meri hi beti ke sath aisa kiya
Galti meri beti ki bhi thi
Meri beti ke paas do option the
Pehla
Woh us ladke ko maar de
Dusra
Use 10 ladko ke sath ek sath sona tha

Meri beti ne pehla option chuna
Aur usne use maar diya
Lekin baad mein usne apni dono aankhein ko khatam kar diya

Deva..aapko sharam nahi aayi
Apni beti ko aise options dete hue
Master..kya karta
Majbur tha main
Mujhe Pata tha ki agar main use apni jaan dene ka option dunga
Toh woh bina kuchh soche apni maut accept kar legi
Deva..lekin Agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..woh meri beti hai
Mujhe pata tha
Ki woh aisa nahi karegi
Deva..lekin agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..toh phir use main Apne hatho se maar deta
Aur phir use
Toh ab batao kya faisla hai tumhara
Deva..lekin ab bhi toh aap mujhe apni beti de rahe hain
Main bhi toh aapka student banunga ab
Master..bade hoshiyaar ho
Par main tumhein apna student banane se pehle usse tumhari shaadi karwa raha hoon
Deva..mujhe koi problem nahi hai

Master chale gaye
Aur dev fut fut ke rone laga
Dev ne jab se hosh sambhala tha
Tab se aaj tak woh nahi roya tha
Lekin aaj woh fut fut ke ro raha tha

I am sorry master
I am sorry
Please mujhe maaf kar dijiye

Rachel Apne room mein baithi ro rahi thi
Rachel.. please dev
I am sorry
I am sorry
Please wapas aajao
Mujhe tumhari zarurat hai
Main kaise jeeyungi tumhare bina


Tabhi master Rachel ke room mein aagaye
Master..ro rahi ho beti
Rachel..aapko kya lagta hai
Aapne meri zindagi barbaad kar di
Ab kya chahte hain aap
Master.. shayad main yeh haq kho chuka hoon
Lekin phir bhi
Marne se pehle meri aakhir wish poori kar dogi
Rachel.. pehle apni wish bataiye
Phir sochungi
Master..marne se pehle tumhari shaadi karna chahta hoon
Rachel.. Kabhi nahi
Main Dev ki thi
Aur usi ki rahungi
Mujhe nafrat hai aapse
Marte marte bhi aap mujhe takleef deke jaana chahte hain

Master ghutno ke bal baith gaye
Master..main tumse bheekh maangta hoon
Please meri wish poori kar do
Rachel.. papa uth jaaiye
Aapko Shobha nahi deta
Kisi ke saamne jhukna
Master.. please dear
Meri wish poori kar do

Rachel rone lagi


Yahan dev chup hone ka naam nahi le raha tha
Dev.. thank you meri rachel ko apnane ke liye
Deva..kaisi baat karta hai
Ab hum family hain
Tune meri jaan bachayi hai
Itna toh main kar hi sakta hoon
Woh alag baat hai ki tune mujhe gaali di

Dev.. thank you
Deva..rone ka department mera hai
Bhool gaya kya

Hum dono hanse lage
Usi din meri aur rachel ki shaadi ho gayi
Main bahut khush tha
Mujhe pata tha
Ki agar main zinda rehta
Toh kabhi main aur rachel ek ho nahi paate

Jab main aur rachel Apne room mein pahunche
Toh Rachel ne mera collar pakad liya
Rachel..agar kabhi mujhe chhune ki koshish ki
Toh jaan se maar dungi
Dev.. mujhe sherni ko chhedne ka koi shauk nahi hai

Rachel ne mujhe chhod diya
Deva.. Abe bhabhi toh bahut khatarnaak hai
Aur kya maal hai
Dev..meeta bhi ek number maal hai
Deva..saale
Dev..meri rachel ko kabhi bhool se bhi nahi chhuna
Deva..abe woh meri biwi hai
Dev..no
She is mine
Deva..bhadakta kyun hai

Agli subah se master ne deva ko training deni shuru kar di
Deva..abe yeh kya bakchodi hai
Saala buddha paagal ho gaya hai
Yeh toh tujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Saale agar mujhe pata hota
Toh main kabhi training ke liye tayyar nahi hota

Deva rone laga
Mujhe hansi aagayi
Kyunki deva ke saamne ek anaconda tha
Deva ko baandh diya gaya tha
Ek mote se kapde mein
Bilkul kisi Mummy ki tarah
Deva master ke pair pakad liya
Main.. sasur jee
Aisa mat kijiye
Aapki beti vidhwa ho jaayegi
Sasur jee please

Deva bhaagne ki koshish karne laga
Lekin kuchh der Pehle deva ko jo soup peelaya tha
Master ne use peene ke baad
Insaan ka sharir paralysed ho jaata hai

Aur kuchh hi der mein woh anaconda deva ke Sharir ko nigal gaya
Deva behosh ho chuka tha
Jab deva ko hosh aaya
Toh deva tab bhi anaconda ke pet mein tha
Deva phir se behosh ho gaya
Master ko pata tha
Ki anaconda kab khana pachana shuru karta hai
Usee pehle hi anaconda deva ke sharir ko ugal deta tha

Kyunki woh master ka paaltu tha
Hazam na ho yeh baat toh hajmola kha lena
Kyunki real mein bhi kayi insaano ne yeh try kiya hai

Deva phirse hosh mein aagaya
Deva.. Abe dev bacha le saale kahin main mar na jaaun
Saale dekh liyo

Rachel deva ki cheekhein sun rahi thi
Tabhi mujhe ek idea aaya
Main rach rach karke chillane laga
Rachel ko rach main hi bulata tha
Rach ka dil dhadakne laga
Woh Apne kaano ko band kar li.....

Mast update h bhai
Maza aa gya

 

[darkoxx]

Nice update

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

UPDATE 8
Meri body se yellow colour ki energy nikal rahi thi
Waise hi jaise ek saiyan se nikalti hai
Ab mujhe nahi pata ki mere andar yeh powers kahan se aayi
Lekin pehli baar yeh tab jaagi thi
Jab main master ko haraya tha
Us Jung mein ya toh master marte
Ya phir main
Master ne mujhe maar hi diya tha
Lekin phir pata nahi kya hua
Meri body se white energy nikalne lagi
Aur uske baad jo main master ko dhoya
Aaj tak kisi ne unhein is tarah nahi dhoya tha
Duniya ke best martial artist the woh
Toh main sky mein udd raha tha
Rukne ki koshish kar raha tha
Lekin ruk nahi paa raha tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte main space mein pahunch gaya
Mujhe saans lene mein dikkat hone lagi
Aur meri aankhein band hone lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein main behosh ho gaya
Behosh hoke main neeche gidne laga
Jaise jaise main neeche gid raha tha
Waise waise meri body se yellow energy aur jyada nikalne lagi thi
Logo ko din mein hi toot ta tara dikhne laga
Jo ki ek dum chamak raha tha




Kahin door space mein
Ek space ship thi
Jiske monitor pe signal chamakne laga tha
Kaafi awaj bhi aarahi thi monitor se
Space ship mein kayi log the
Par woh insaan nahi the
Woh kisi aur grah ke praani the

Ek ladki thi
Woh monitor pe signal pe dekhke uchhal padi
Us ship mein jitne bhi log the
Unki ankho mein khushi ke aansu the
Us ship ke captain ka naam avni tha
Avni..jaldi se us jagah le chalo
Ship jaldi
Khain hum use kho na dein


Woh door kisi grah pe
Ek ladka screen pe najrein gadaye hua tha
Jaise hi usne woh signal dekha

Woh cheekh pada
Tumhein apne hatho se maarunga
Tumhare pita ne humare hanste khelte grah ko Barbaad kar diya

Aur phir woh ek space ship mein baithke
Nikal pada us jagah

Avni aur uski ship us jagah pahunch chuki tha
Lekin use woh nahi mila
Jiski use talash thi
Woh udaas ho gayi

Tabhi ek budha uske paas aaya

Koi baat nahi beti
Hum ab uske itne kareeb pahunch chuke hain
Jald hi woh humein mil jaayega

Avni..baba pata nahi kab milega woh humein
Maa aur pitaji ab bhi qaid mein hain
Uski qaid mein
Jise dragon balls ki location chahiye

Ek mere baba hi jaante hain
Ki dragon balls kahan hain

Pichhle 25 saalo se woh humari duniya ko til til maar raha hai
Humari ek hi ummid hai
Aapne hi toh kaha tha
Ki legendary saiyan ka janam ho chuka hai
Aur wohi humein jaaku aur uski beti ke zulm se azaadi dilayega
Baba..haan beti maine hi bhavishya vaani ki thi
Aur mujhe yakeen hai
Ki hum use jarur dhund lenge
Tumhara bhai kahan hai
Avni..woh toh wohi hain
Baba..tumne use dawayi di thi na
Avni..haan di toh thi
Baba..phir theek hai

Phir avni ki ship wahan se nikal gayi
Aur tabhi wahan avna ki ship aagayi
Woh nikal pada earth ki taraf
Avna..main aaraha hoon
Main aaraha hoon
Ab tumhara ant tay hai

Aur avna paaglo ki tarah hansne laga

Jab mujhe hosh aaya
Toh main shocked ho gaya
Kyunki main assassin's Valley mein tha
Meri body pe kayi jagah patti bandhi hui thi
Main uthke baith gaya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur mujhe rachel dikhi
Mere tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Uske jism pe ek shawl tha
Bilkul sholay waale thakur ki tarah
Deva..bhai yeh miss universe rachel hai
Dev..shut up
Rachel..toh tumhein hosh aagaya
Dev..main yahan kaise aaya
Rachel..tum aasmaan se seedha humare ghar ke aangan mein gide the

Abe toh hum zinda kaise hain
Saale mujhe toh laga tha
Ki main mar gaya
Dev..yeh tumne itni garmi mein Shawl kyun daal rakhkha hai
Rachel.. bas aise hi
Kaun ho tum
Dev.. mera naam deva hai
Aur main india se hoon
Rachel.. par tum insaan toh nahi lagte
Itni unchayi se gidke kaun zinda bachta hai
Dev..hote hain kuchh log
Jinki peeth mein khanjar maara jaata hai
Phir bhi woh zinda bach jaate hain

Yeh sunte hi rachel soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir uski ankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur Woh wahan se bina kuchh bole nikal gayi
Deva..kya jarurat thi
Bechari ko rulane ki
Dev..my ass
Uske aansu
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Us haramzaadi ko
Deva.. betichod tune Salma aunty pe hath uthaya
Behenchod chod dunga teri
Woh meri maa saman hain
Dev..mujhe Jo sahi laga
Woh maine kiya

Main rone laga
Salma aunty ne mujhe apna beta samjha tha
Aur use mere hatho ne maara
Dev..are tum phirse rone lage
Use tumne Kahan maara tha
Use toh Maine maara tha
Chalo ab rona band karo
Deva..lekin hath toh mere hi the na
Dev..deva har waqt rona achchi baat nahi hai
Deva.. Tune mujhe gaali bhi di
Aaj tak mujhe maa behno ki gaali kisi ne bhi nahi di thi
Dev..achcha maaf kar do
Ab kabhi aisa nahi karunga

Tabhi mujhe woh insaan dikha
Jise dekhke meri ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mere master
Mere father mere sab kuchh
Jinhone mujhe nayi zindagi di thi
Master..toh tumhein hosh aagaya

Deva inse tum.baat karo
Deva..jee
Master..ab kaise ho
Deva..theek hoon
Master..tum asmaan mein kar kya rahe the

Abe kya batau

Wohi jo sach hai
Unhein batao
Ki tum kitne darpok aur kamzor ho
Apna dar nikaalne ke liye tum plane se kood gaye the

Maine master ko wohi bataya
Master..aisa kyun
Deva..jee bachpan se hi main kamzor hoon
Mera dil kamzor hai
Mujhse koi unchi awaj mein baat kar le
Toh main behosh ho jaata hoon
Yeh samajh lijiye
Is duniya ka sabse darpok aur kamzor insaan hoon main
Master..toh yeh baat hai
Main tumhara dar nikaal sakta hoon
Lekin badle mein mujhe bhi tumse kuchh Chahiye
Deva..main kuchh samjha nahi
Master..mujhe cancer hai
Mere jaane ke baad meri beti ka koi nahi bachega khyal rakhne ko
Main chahta hoon tum meri beti se Shaadi kar lo

Main sochne laga master paagal toh nahi ho gaye hain
Rachel kaunsa koi abla naari hai
Woh bhi toh assassin hai

Abe kya bolu main

Wajah puchho
Deva..lekin aapki beti ka khyal kyun rakhna hai
Master..ek ladka jab 5 saal ka tha
Tab maine use bachaya
Paala poske bada kiya
Use apna beta maana
Lekin badle mein usne mere sath Vishwaas ghaat kiya
Mera koi bhi student kisi dusre student ke sath physical nahi ho sakta

Lekin usne meri hi beti ke sath aisa kiya
Galti meri beti ki bhi thi
Meri beti ke paas do option the
Pehla
Woh us ladke ko maar de
Dusra
Use 10 ladko ke sath ek sath sona tha

Meri beti ne pehla option chuna
Aur usne use maar diya
Lekin baad mein usne apni dono aankhein ko khatam kar diya

Deva..aapko sharam nahi aayi
Apni beti ko aise options dete hue
Master..kya karta
Majbur tha main
Mujhe Pata tha ki agar main use apni jaan dene ka option dunga
Toh woh bina kuchh soche apni maut accept kar legi
Deva..lekin Agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..woh meri beti hai
Mujhe pata tha
Ki woh aisa nahi karegi
Deva..lekin agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..toh phir use main Apne hatho se maar deta
Aur phir use
Toh ab batao kya faisla hai tumhara
Deva..lekin ab bhi toh aap mujhe apni beti de rahe hain
Main bhi toh aapka student banunga ab
Master..bade hoshiyaar ho
Par main tumhein apna student banane se pehle usse tumhari shaadi karwa raha hoon
Deva..mujhe koi problem nahi hai

Master chale gaye
Aur dev fut fut ke rone laga
Dev ne jab se hosh sambhala tha
Tab se aaj tak woh nahi roya tha
Lekin aaj woh fut fut ke ro raha tha

I am sorry master
I am sorry
Please mujhe maaf kar dijiye

Rachel Apne room mein baithi ro rahi thi
Rachel.. please dev
I am sorry
I am sorry
Please wapas aajao
Mujhe tumhari zarurat hai
Main kaise jeeyungi tumhare bina


Tabhi master Rachel ke room mein aagaye
Master..ro rahi ho beti
Rachel..aapko kya lagta hai
Aapne meri zindagi barbaad kar di
Ab kya chahte hain aap
Master.. shayad main yeh haq kho chuka hoon
Lekin phir bhi
Marne se pehle meri aakhir wish poori kar dogi
Rachel.. pehle apni wish bataiye
Phir sochungi
Master..marne se pehle tumhari shaadi karna chahta hoon
Rachel.. Kabhi nahi
Main Dev ki thi
Aur usi ki rahungi
Mujhe nafrat hai aapse
Marte marte bhi aap mujhe takleef deke jaana chahte hain

Master ghutno ke bal baith gaye
Master..main tumse bheekh maangta hoon
Please meri wish poori kar do
Rachel.. papa uth jaaiye
Aapko Shobha nahi deta
Kisi ke saamne jhukna
Master.. please dear
Meri wish poori kar do

Rachel rone lagi


Yahan dev chup hone ka naam nahi le raha tha
Dev.. thank you meri rachel ko apnane ke liye
Deva..kaisi baat karta hai
Ab hum family hain
Tune meri jaan bachayi hai
Itna toh main kar hi sakta hoon
Woh alag baat hai ki tune mujhe gaali di

Dev.. thank you
Deva..rone ka department mera hai
Bhool gaya kya

Hum dono hanse lage
Usi din meri aur rachel ki shaadi ho gayi
Main bahut khush tha
Mujhe pata tha
Ki agar main zinda rehta
Toh kabhi main aur rachel ek ho nahi paate

Jab main aur rachel Apne room mein pahunche
Toh Rachel ne mera collar pakad liya
Rachel..agar kabhi mujhe chhune ki koshish ki
Toh jaan se maar dungi
Dev.. mujhe sherni ko chhedne ka koi shauk nahi hai

Rachel ne mujhe chhod diya
Deva.. Abe bhabhi toh bahut khatarnaak hai
Aur kya maal hai
Dev..meeta bhi ek number maal hai
Deva..saale
Dev..meri rachel ko kabhi bhool se bhi nahi chhuna
Deva..abe woh meri biwi hai
Dev..no
She is mine
Deva..bhadakta kyun hai

Agli subah se master ne deva ko training deni shuru kar di
Deva..abe yeh kya bakchodi hai
Saala buddha paagal ho gaya hai
Yeh toh tujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Saale agar mujhe pata hota
Toh main kabhi training ke liye tayyar nahi hota

Deva rone laga
Mujhe hansi aagayi
Kyunki deva ke saamne ek anaconda tha
Deva ko baandh diya gaya tha
Ek mote se kapde mein
Bilkul kisi Mummy ki tarah
Deva master ke pair pakad liya
Main.. sasur jee
Aisa mat kijiye
Aapki beti vidhwa ho jaayegi
Sasur jee please

Deva bhaagne ki koshish karne laga
Lekin kuchh der Pehle deva ko jo soup peelaya tha
Master ne use peene ke baad
Insaan ka sharir paralysed ho jaata hai

Aur kuchh hi der mein woh anaconda deva ke Sharir ko nigal gaya
Deva behosh ho chuka tha
Jab deva ko hosh aaya
Toh deva tab bhi anaconda ke pet mein tha
Deva phir se behosh ho gaya
Master ko pata tha
Ki anaconda kab khana pachana shuru karta hai
Usee pehle hi anaconda deva ke sharir ko ugal deta tha

Kyunki woh master ka paaltu tha
Hazam na ho yeh baat toh hajmola kha lena
Kyunki real mein bhi kayi insaano ne yeh try kiya hai

Deva phirse hosh mein aagaya
Deva.. Abe dev bacha le saale kahin main mar na jaaun
Saale dekh liyo

Rachel deva ki cheekhein sun rahi thi
Tabhi mujhe ek idea aaya
Main rach rach karke chillane laga
Rachel ko rach main hi bulata tha
Rach ka dil dhadakne laga
Woh Apne kaano ko band kar li.....

Zabardast update dost

 

[Arjun Singh 72]

Fabulous update
Keep posting

 

[Reza]

Superb Update Bro...
Waiting For Next

 

[Naik]

Bahot shaandaar mazedaar lajawab update dost

 

[kingkhankar]

Update 8: Jabardast
Rach.......Rach
Kya majak karta hey woh bhi tension mein.
Khatarnak khiladi hey yeh Dev

 

[Raja thakur]

Awesome updates