Fantasy Deva (The Assassin)

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UPDATE 9
Master apni aakhri saansein le rahe the
Mera dil bhar aaya tha
In 6 mahino mein master mere pita jaise ho gaye the
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main apne ghar pe nahi hoon
Aur kuchh hi der mein unhone dum tod diya
Lekin mujhse jyada dukh dev ko tha
Master ko dafnane ke baad
Main rach ke paas gaya
Dev..tum mere sath mere ghar chalogi
Rachel..main yahan se kahin nahi jaaungi
Yeh mere dad ka ghar hai
Dev..lekin meri bhi toh family hai
Main tumhein chhodke nahi ja sakta
Rachel..maine tumhein thodi rok rakhkha hai
Tu ja sakte ho


Mujhe pata tha ki dev Rachel ke bina nahi jaayega
Main apni family se 6 mahine se nahi mila tha
Aur na unse baat ki thi
Pata nahi unka kya haal ho raha hoga

Deva ki majburi main samajhta tha
Isi liye mujhe Rachel ko manana hi tha
Kisi bhi haalat mein
Dev.. please rach maan jaao na
Na main tumhare bina reh sakta hoon
Aur na apni family ke bina
Please rach please
Rachel..yeh tum mujhe rach Kyun kehte ho
Dev..bas aise hi
Rachel..main tumhein dad ke promise se azaad karti hoon
Dev..aur jo humari shaadi hui uska kya
Rachel..mujhe pata hai
Ki tum achche ladke ho
Kyun mujhe sath rakhkhe apni zindagi barbaad karna chahte ho
Dev.. bematlab ki baatein mat karo

Yeh sunke Rachel muskura di
Rachel..achcha theek hai
Le chalo mujhe Apne ghar
Lekin koi behuda harkat nahi
Dev..ajeeb ho tum bhi
Maine kabhi tumse badtamizi ki hai
Rachel..nahi ki hai
Lekin main phir bhi tumhein bol rahi hoon

Aur phir hum nikal pade
Main flight mein baitha
Rachel ko dekhe ja raha tha
Kitni khubsurat thi woh
Master ne deva ka jis Tarah se dar nikaala tha
Usse toh main bhi shocked ho gaya tha
Kyunki aisa unhone kisi ke sath nahi kiya tha

Maine ek taxi book ki
Aur nikal pada apne ghar
Door bell bajaya
Kuchh der baad gate khula
Mere saamne payal didi khadi thi

Woh rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Payal..kahan tha tu
Kyun kiya tune aisa

Ab main unke rone pe dhyan nahi de raha tha
Main toh unke boobs jo meri chhati se touch ho rahe the
Unhein feel karne mein laga hua tha

Didi mujhse alag hui
Aur phir mujhe maarne lagi
Tabhi bhabhi rachel ne uska hath pakad liya
Rachel..behen ho behen ki tarah raho
Payal..yeh kaun hai

Abhi main bolne hi waala tha
Ki tabhi dev ne mujhe chup rehne ko kaha
Dev..woh kya hai mera accident ho gaya tha
Inke pita ne meri jaann bachayi
Ab woh is duniya mein nahi rahe
Aur unhone mujhe aakhri saans lete hue kaha
Ki main iska khyal rakhkhu

Jise sunne ke baad Rachel gusse se laal ho padi
Rachel..jhuth bol raha hai yeh
Main iski wife hoon

Yeh sunte hi didi ne mere munh pe gate maar di aur phir chali gayi
Tabhi mom ko dekha main
Aah aah haaye
Kitni hot thi meri mom
Lund khada kar diya tha unhone mera
Kya boobs hain mom ke

Woh rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Main unhein bhi wohi bataya
Jo maine didi ko bataya tha
Jisse sunne ke baad woh rachel ko Apne seene se laga li
Mom..main zindagi bhar tumhara aur tumhare pita ka yeh ehsaan nahi bhulungi
Rachel..uski koi jarurat nahi hai
Mom..main kabhi tumhein mehsus nahi hone dungi
Ki tum meri beti nahi ho
Rachel.. par main toh aapki bahu hoon

Mom muskura di aur phir rachel ko andar leke gayi
Jab woh ja rahi thi
Toh main unki matakti hui gand dekhne laga
Kya gaand hai
Aur main mom ko chodte hue imagine karne laga
Dev..yeh kya behudgi hai
Deva..yeh behudgi nahi deva gidi hai
Dev..tum kabse itni gandi soch rakhne lage
Deva..dekh maine kabhi rach se direct baat nahi ki
Kyunki woh teri hai
Aur na kabhi use gandi najar se dekha
Haan woh alag baat hai kabhi kabhi majburi mein mera lund khada ho jaata tha
Usi tarah
Main apni life mein kya karta hoon
Isse tujhe koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye

Kajol shayad school gayi thi
Aur meeta pata nahi kahan thi
Maa mere paas aake mujhe dekhne lagi
Mom..mujhe yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Deva..yeh aap itna dubla kaise gayi
Mom..bas aise hi
Deva..mom
Mom.. Kaha na aise hi
Tu bhi kitne sawal karta hai
Deva..ab main aapse kabhi door nahi jaaunga

Yeh bolke main mom se lipat gaya
Haaye kya ehsaas tha
Mom ki body ka
Lund khada ho chuka tha
Mom..mera bachcha
Deva..didi kahan hain
Mom.. college gayi hai
Deva..kya unhein bhi meri yaad aati thi
Mom.. jabse tu gaya
Tabse woh kisi se baat nahi karti hai
Deva..aur gudiya
Mom..tu khud hi dekh lena
Woh kaisi hai
Bilkul murjha gayi hai woh

Ab aap sab yeh soch rahe honge
Ki main mila apni family se
Ek jara bhi emotional nahi hua
Na roya
Balki unhein tharak bhari najro se Dekhne laga
Pehle main is wajah se darta tha
Ki kahin unhein ehsaas bhi ho gaya
Ki main unhein tharak bhari najro se dekhta hoon
Toh pata nahi woh sab kya karengi
Lekin ab mujhe koi parwah nahi hai
Iska matlab yeh nahi hai
Ki main unse pyar nahi karta
Apni jaan se jyada karta hoon

Mom ne mere aur Rachel ke liye khana bana diya
Aur hum Dono ko Apne hatho se khilane lagi

Rachel ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mom ko abhi tak ehsaas nahi hua tha
Ki rachel andhi hai

Lekin jab rachel ne mom ke chehre ko chhuke boli
Rachel..maine kabhi apni maa ko nahi dekha
Lekin shayad aap ke jaisi hi meri maa hoti

Mom ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Woh meri taraf dekhi
Main apni Gardan haan mein hila diya
Mom rone lagi
Rachel..kya hua aap ro kyun rahi hain
Kya Maine kuchh galat keh diya
Mom..nahi beti
Tune kuchh bhi galat nahi kaha

Yeh bolke mom rachel ko Apne seene se laga li

Kajol ke ghar aane ka samay ho gaya tha
Lekin abhi tak woh ghar nahi aayi thi
Tabhi mom ka phone baja
Mom.. hello kaun
Aadmi..mera naam maanik hai
teri beti mere kabje mein hai

Mom...kya

Deva..kya hua

Mom ne speaker on kar diya

Agar woh tujhe zinda chahiye
Toh apne bhai se keh de
Ki mere bhai kalua ko chhod de
Warna teri beti ki izzat mere har aadmi lootenge
Teri bachchi 9 mahine mein hi bachcha de degi
Aur use yeh bhi pata nahi hoga
Ki bachcha kiska hai
Tere paas do ghante hain

Mom rote hue mama ko phone laga di

Meri aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Dev kasam hai tujhe rachel ki
Jo karunga main karunga
Bhale hi meri jaan hi kyun na chali jaaye



Kajol ko ek chair se bandha hua tha
Aur jitne bhi gunde the
Woh sab use dekhke apna lund sehla rahe the
Ki kab unhein mauka mile
Aur woh use noch daalein

Maanik khud bhi kajol pe fida ho gaya tha
Woh uske saamne baitha hua tha
Maanik..mere bhai jab chhut jaayega
Tab tu meri raani banegi
Tujhse jyada khubsurat ladki maine aaj tak nahi dekhi
Dil machal raha hai tujhe dekhke mera
Aur lund bhi

Kajol na cheekh rahi thi
Aur na koi reaction de rahi thi

Tabhi cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Sabko

Mere hath mein mere master ki sword thi
Jo unhone marte waqt mujhe diya tha
Jo khoon se poori laal ho chuki thi

Bahar mein jitne bhi log the
Unke tukde tukde kar chuka tha main
Ab andar bhi log the
Jinhone mujhe dekhte hi mujhpe apni gun taan di
Maanik..kaun hai tu
Deva.. main tera woh baap hoon
Jo teri maa ko chodega
Maanik..bhoon daal madarchod ko

Deva..woh toh main banunga hi

Uske aadmi mujhpe fire karne lage
Lekin maine master ka diya hua
Dress pehen rakhkha tha
Maanik..maa ke laudo
Sar pe goli maaro

Lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi
Main un aadmiyo ke paas pahunch chuka tha
Aur phir khach khach
Main sabki gardan udata gaya
Bas kuchh seconds
Maanik ne jab yeh dekha
Toh apni gun mujhpe taan diya
Uske hath kaanp rahe the
Main.. main pehle tere hath kaatunga
Phir tere pair
Uske baad teri gaand mein loha pighla ke daalunga
Tere tatto ko kaatke tere hi munh mein daalunga
Uske baad teri aankho mein tezaab daalunga

Yeh sunte hi maanik ke hath se uski gun chhut gayi
Maanik..mujhe maaf kar do

Lekin iske aage woh kuchh bol nahi paaya
Kyunki main uski Gardan uda chuka tha
Phir main apni sword peeth pe latkaya
Aur kajol ko dekhne laga
Kajol bas mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi
Main use khol diya
Deva..gudiya

Lekin gudiya ne jo uske baad kiya
Main madhosh ho gaya
Kajol mere Honto pe apne hont rakh di
Aur unhein chusne lagi
Ab pehle waala deva agar main rehta
Toh use jarur kuchh kehta
Lekin maa chudaye sab
Kiss karne ko mil raha hai
Woh bhi apni chhoti behen ko

Main kajol ko kiss karne laga
Kajol bhi poori shiddat se mujhe kiss kar rahi thi
Jab uski saans ukhadne lagi
Tab usne kiss tod diya
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi

Uski aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Use rota dekh meri aankho se bhi aansu nikal pade
Lekin woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Main bhi uska sath dene laga
Main use apni god mein utha liya
Woh mujhe kiss karti rahi
Main use car ke paas leke aaya
Jo mom ki thi
Beech mein kajol ne kiss toda
Aur tab tak main use car mein bitha diya
Jaise hi main driving seat pe baitha
Woh meri god mein aake baith gayi
Aur phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi

Aur idhar main apna sar khuja raha tha
Ki kahin Deva ki behen paagal toh nahi ho gayi hai
Ab master ko pata tha
Ki deva ka dar nikalne ke baad
Uska jo dil karega
Woh wohi karega
Lekin master yeh thodi jaante the
Ki deva aisa ban jaayega
Ki apni behno se hi
Main toh ise bahut seedha samajhta tha
Ab ismein iski bhi koi galti nahi thi
Kyunki deva ke andar hermones hadd se jyada the

Kajol mujhe kiss karna band hi nahi kar rahi thi
Ek taraf achcha bhi lag raha tha
Lekin dusri taraf mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki aakhir kyun kajol aisa kar rahi hai
Kya use mujhse pyar ho gaya
Lekin aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Mujhe beemaari hai
Isi liye main sabko hawas bhari najro se dekhta hoon
Lekin kajol ko kya hua
Main ek jagah car rok diya

Aur kajol ko khudse alag kiya
Kajol mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi
Main use dobara khudse alag kiya
Woh mere seene pe mere chehre pe maarne lagi

Lekin main use roka nahi
Kajol..i hate you
Main aapse Nafrat karti hoon
Main nafrat karti hoon aapse
I hate you
Deva..theek hai main wapas chala jaaunga
Dobara kabhi nahi aaunga

Yeh sunke kajor mere gaal pe thappad maar di
Kajol..kahan jaayenge
Deva..main kaise tumhari Nafrat sahunga

Kajol mera Collar pakad li
Kajol.. jaake toh dikhaiye
Deva..lekin tum mujhse nafrat karti ho gudiya
Kajol.. don't call me gudiya
Deva..toh kya kahu
Kajol..kuchh bhi kahiye
Lekin gudiya nahi
Deva..aisa kyun

Kajol mujhe phirse thappad maar di

Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Yeh kabse psycho ho gayi
Meeta ne mujhe thappad maara tha
Uske badle mein maine use do thappad maare the
Lekin yahan yeh deva ki gudiya half dozen thappad maar chuki thi mujhe
Aur main confused tha

Deva..apne bade bhai ko maar rahi hai
Sharam nahi aati
Kajol..bade bhai my foot
You are my love
You are my boyfriend
You are my future husband
You are my everything
Deva.. Apne love ko kaun itni jor jor se maarta hai

Behenchod sachmein gaal laal kar diye the kajol ne
Woh koi majak mein thodi maar rahi thi
Kajol..bahut dard ho raha hai na

Yeh bolke kajol rone lagi

Aur phir mere gaale ko jor jor se chumne lagi
Meri Gardan pe kiss karne lagi
Deva..bas karo na gudiya

Yeh sunte hi kajol ne mujhe thappad maar diya
Dev..you idiot
Ek baar aur agar tumne use gudiya bola toh Dekh lena
Deva..are bhai aadat hai
Dev..are toh main kyun peetu
Saala yahan 6 mahine se koshish kar raha hoon
Ki ab rachel mere kareeb aayega
Ab aayegi
Lekin woh toh aati nahi

Aur tum maha tharki
Tumhein bina kuchh kiye hi mil raha hai
Deva..i am lucky
Kajol..bola na gudiya mat boliye
Deva..kya bolu phir
Kajol..kuchh bhi gudiya chhodke
Deva..kaaju bol sakta hoon
Kajol..bol lijiye

Woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Saala yeh toh chhodne ka naam hi nahi le rahi hai
Ise doctor ke paas le jaana padega
Lekin isse pehle mujhe ise sach batana padega
Deva..main tumhein kuchh batana chahta hoon
Kajol..aapke andar dev ki aatma hai
Aap 6 mahine se dev ke master se training le rahe the
Training se pehle aapki shaadi rachel se ho gayi thi
Jo ki aapki wife hai ab
Lekin usse baatein dev hi karta hai
Use dev hi dekhta hai
Usi tarah aap usse keh dijiye
Ki sirf aap mujhe dekh sakte hain
Mujhe touch kar sakte hain
Feel kar sakte hain

Yeh bolke kajol mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi

Meri aur dev dono ki duniya hil gayi thi...

 

[Avi Goswami]

UPDATE 9
Master apni aakhri saansein le rahe the
Mera dil bhar aaya tha
In 6 mahino mein master mere pita jaise ho gaye the
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main apne ghar pe nahi hoon
Aur kuchh hi der mein unhone dum tod diya
Lekin mujhse jyada dukh dev ko tha
Master ko dafnane ke baad
Main rach ke paas gaya
Dev..tum mere sath mere ghar chalogi
Rachel..main yahan se kahin nahi jaaungi
Yeh mere dad ka ghar hai
Dev..lekin meri bhi toh family hai
Main tumhein chhodke nahi ja sakta
Rachel..maine tumhein thodi rok rakhkha hai
Tu ja sakte ho


Mujhe pata tha ki dev Rachel ke bina nahi jaayega
Main apni family se 6 mahine se nahi mila tha
Aur na unse baat ki thi
Pata nahi unka kya haal ho raha hoga

Deva ki majburi main samajhta tha
Isi liye mujhe Rachel ko manana hi tha
Kisi bhi haalat mein
Dev.. please rach maan jaao na
Na main tumhare bina reh sakta hoon
Aur na apni family ke bina
Please rach please
Rachel..yeh tum mujhe rach Kyun kehte ho
Dev..bas aise hi
Rachel..main tumhein dad ke promise se azaad karti hoon
Dev..aur jo humari shaadi hui uska kya
Rachel..mujhe pata hai
Ki tum achche ladke ho
Kyun mujhe sath rakhkhe apni zindagi barbaad karna chahte ho
Dev.. bematlab ki baatein mat karo

Yeh sunke Rachel muskura di
Rachel..achcha theek hai
Le chalo mujhe Apne ghar
Lekin koi behuda harkat nahi
Dev..ajeeb ho tum bhi
Maine kabhi tumse badtamizi ki hai
Rachel..nahi ki hai
Lekin main phir bhi tumhein bol rahi hoon

Aur phir hum nikal pade
Main flight mein baitha
Rachel ko dekhe ja raha tha
Kitni khubsurat thi woh
Master ne deva ka jis Tarah se dar nikaala tha
Usse toh main bhi shocked ho gaya tha
Kyunki aisa unhone kisi ke sath nahi kiya tha

Maine ek taxi book ki
Aur nikal pada apne ghar
Door bell bajaya
Kuchh der baad gate khula
Mere saamne payal didi khadi thi

Woh rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Payal..kahan tha tu
Kyun kiya tune aisa

Ab main unke rone pe dhyan nahi de raha tha
Main toh unke boobs jo meri chhati se touch ho rahe the
Unhein feel karne mein laga hua tha

Didi mujhse alag hui
Aur phir mujhe maarne lagi
Tabhi bhabhi rachel ne uska hath pakad liya
Rachel..behen ho behen ki tarah raho
Payal..yeh kaun hai

Abhi main bolne hi waala tha
Ki tabhi dev ne mujhe chup rehne ko kaha
Dev..woh kya hai mera accident ho gaya tha
Inke pita ne meri jaann bachayi
Ab woh is duniya mein nahi rahe
Aur unhone mujhe aakhri saans lete hue kaha
Ki main iska khyal rakhkhu

Jise sunne ke baad Rachel gusse se laal ho padi
Rachel..jhuth bol raha hai yeh
Main iski wife hoon

Yeh sunte hi didi ne mere munh pe gate maar di aur phir chali gayi
Tabhi mom ko dekha main
Aah aah haaye
Kitni hot thi meri mom
Lund khada kar diya tha unhone mera
Kya boobs hain mom ke

Woh rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Main unhein bhi wohi bataya
Jo maine didi ko bataya tha
Jisse sunne ke baad woh rachel ko Apne seene se laga li
Mom..main zindagi bhar tumhara aur tumhare pita ka yeh ehsaan nahi bhulungi
Rachel..uski koi jarurat nahi hai
Mom..main kabhi tumhein mehsus nahi hone dungi
Ki tum meri beti nahi ho
Rachel.. par main toh aapki bahu hoon

Mom muskura di aur phir rachel ko andar leke gayi
Jab woh ja rahi thi
Toh main unki matakti hui gand dekhne laga
Kya gaand hai
Aur main mom ko chodte hue imagine karne laga
Dev..yeh kya behudgi hai
Deva..yeh behudgi nahi deva gidi hai
Dev..tum kabse itni gandi soch rakhne lage
Deva..dekh maine kabhi rach se direct baat nahi ki
Kyunki woh teri hai
Aur na kabhi use gandi najar se dekha
Haan woh alag baat hai kabhi kabhi majburi mein mera lund khada ho jaata tha
Usi tarah
Main apni life mein kya karta hoon
Isse tujhe koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye

Kajol shayad school gayi thi
Aur meeta pata nahi kahan thi
Maa mere paas aake mujhe dekhne lagi
Mom..mujhe yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Deva..yeh aap itna dubla kaise gayi
Mom..bas aise hi
Deva..mom
Mom.. Kaha na aise hi
Tu bhi kitne sawal karta hai
Deva..ab main aapse kabhi door nahi jaaunga

Yeh bolke main mom se lipat gaya
Haaye kya ehsaas tha
Mom ki body ka
Lund khada ho chuka tha
Mom..mera bachcha
Deva..didi kahan hain
Mom.. college gayi hai
Deva..kya unhein bhi meri yaad aati thi
Mom.. jabse tu gaya
Tabse woh kisi se baat nahi karti hai
Deva..aur gudiya
Mom..tu khud hi dekh lena
Woh kaisi hai
Bilkul murjha gayi hai woh

Ab aap sab yeh soch rahe honge
Ki main mila apni family se
Ek jara bhi emotional nahi hua
Na roya
Balki unhein tharak bhari najro se Dekhne laga
Pehle main is wajah se darta tha
Ki kahin unhein ehsaas bhi ho gaya
Ki main unhein tharak bhari najro se dekhta hoon
Toh pata nahi woh sab kya karengi
Lekin ab mujhe koi parwah nahi hai
Iska matlab yeh nahi hai
Ki main unse pyar nahi karta
Apni jaan se jyada karta hoon

Mom ne mere aur Rachel ke liye khana bana diya
Aur hum Dono ko Apne hatho se khilane lagi

Rachel ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mom ko abhi tak ehsaas nahi hua tha
Ki rachel andhi hai

Lekin jab rachel ne mom ke chehre ko chhuke boli
Rachel..maine kabhi apni maa ko nahi dekha
Lekin shayad aap ke jaisi hi meri maa hoti

Mom ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Woh meri taraf dekhi
Main apni Gardan haan mein hila diya
Mom rone lagi
Rachel..kya hua aap ro kyun rahi hain
Kya Maine kuchh galat keh diya
Mom..nahi beti
Tune kuchh bhi galat nahi kaha

Yeh bolke mom rachel ko Apne seene se laga li

Kajol ke ghar aane ka samay ho gaya tha
Lekin abhi tak woh ghar nahi aayi thi
Tabhi mom ka phone baja
Mom.. hello kaun
Aadmi..mera naam maanik hai
teri beti mere kabje mein hai

Mom...kya

Deva..kya hua

Mom ne speaker on kar diya

Agar woh tujhe zinda chahiye
Toh apne bhai se keh de
Ki mere bhai kalua ko chhod de
Warna teri beti ki izzat mere har aadmi lootenge
Teri bachchi 9 mahine mein hi bachcha de degi
Aur use yeh bhi pata nahi hoga
Ki bachcha kiska hai
Tere paas do ghante hain

Mom rote hue mama ko phone laga di

Meri aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Dev kasam hai tujhe rachel ki
Jo karunga main karunga
Bhale hi meri jaan hi kyun na chali jaaye



Kajol ko ek chair se bandha hua tha
Aur jitne bhi gunde the
Woh sab use dekhke apna lund sehla rahe the
Ki kab unhein mauka mile
Aur woh use noch daalein

Maanik khud bhi kajol pe fida ho gaya tha
Woh uske saamne baitha hua tha
Maanik..mere bhai jab chhut jaayega
Tab tu meri raani banegi
Tujhse jyada khubsurat ladki maine aaj tak nahi dekhi
Dil machal raha hai tujhe dekhke mera
Aur lund bhi

Kajol na cheekh rahi thi
Aur na koi reaction de rahi thi

Tabhi cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Sabko

Mere hath mein mere master ki sword thi
Jo unhone marte waqt mujhe diya tha
Jo khoon se poori laal ho chuki thi

Bahar mein jitne bhi log the
Unke tukde tukde kar chuka tha main
Ab andar bhi log the
Jinhone mujhe dekhte hi mujhpe apni gun taan di
Maanik..kaun hai tu
Deva.. main tera woh baap hoon
Jo teri maa ko chodega
Maanik..bhoon daal madarchod ko

Deva..woh toh main banunga hi

Uske aadmi mujhpe fire karne lage
Lekin maine master ka diya hua
Dress pehen rakhkha tha
Maanik..maa ke laudo
Sar pe goli maaro

Lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi
Main un aadmiyo ke paas pahunch chuka tha
Aur phir khach khach
Main sabki gardan udata gaya
Bas kuchh seconds
Maanik ne jab yeh dekha
Toh apni gun mujhpe taan diya
Uske hath kaanp rahe the
Main.. main pehle tere hath kaatunga
Phir tere pair
Uske baad teri gaand mein loha pighla ke daalunga
Tere tatto ko kaatke tere hi munh mein daalunga
Uske baad teri aankho mein tezaab daalunga

Yeh sunte hi maanik ke hath se uski gun chhut gayi
Maanik..mujhe maaf kar do

Lekin iske aage woh kuchh bol nahi paaya
Kyunki main uski Gardan uda chuka tha
Phir main apni sword peeth pe latkaya
Aur kajol ko dekhne laga
Kajol bas mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi
Main use khol diya
Deva..gudiya

Lekin gudiya ne jo uske baad kiya
Main madhosh ho gaya
Kajol mere Honto pe apne hont rakh di
Aur unhein chusne lagi
Ab pehle waala deva agar main rehta
Toh use jarur kuchh kehta
Lekin maa chudaye sab
Kiss karne ko mil raha hai
Woh bhi apni chhoti behen ko

Main kajol ko kiss karne laga
Kajol bhi poori shiddat se mujhe kiss kar rahi thi
Jab uski saans ukhadne lagi
Tab usne kiss tod diya
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi

Uski aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Use rota dekh meri aankho se bhi aansu nikal pade
Lekin woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Main bhi uska sath dene laga
Main use apni god mein utha liya
Woh mujhe kiss karti rahi
Main use car ke paas leke aaya
Jo mom ki thi
Beech mein kajol ne kiss toda
Aur tab tak main use car mein bitha diya
Jaise hi main driving seat pe baitha
Woh meri god mein aake baith gayi
Aur phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi

Aur idhar main apna sar khuja raha tha
Ki kahin Deva ki behen paagal toh nahi ho gayi hai
Ab master ko pata tha
Ki deva ka dar nikalne ke baad
Uska jo dil karega
Woh wohi karega
Lekin master yeh thodi jaante the
Ki deva aisa ban jaayega
Ki apni behno se hi
Main toh ise bahut seedha samajhta tha
Ab ismein iski bhi koi galti nahi thi
Kyunki deva ke andar hermones hadd se jyada the

Kajol mujhe kiss karna band hi nahi kar rahi thi
Ek taraf achcha bhi lag raha tha
Lekin dusri taraf mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki aakhir kyun kajol aisa kar rahi hai
Kya use mujhse pyar ho gaya
Lekin aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Mujhe beemaari hai
Isi liye main sabko hawas bhari najro se dekhta hoon
Lekin kajol ko kya hua
Main ek jagah car rok diya

Aur kajol ko khudse alag kiya
Kajol mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi
Main use dobara khudse alag kiya
Woh mere seene pe mere chehre pe maarne lagi

Lekin main use roka nahi
Kajol..i hate you
Main aapse Nafrat karti hoon
Main nafrat karti hoon aapse
I hate you
Deva..theek hai main wapas chala jaaunga
Dobara kabhi nahi aaunga

Yeh sunke kajor mere gaal pe thappad maar di
Kajol..kahan jaayenge
Deva..main kaise tumhari Nafrat sahunga

Kajol mera Collar pakad li
Kajol.. jaake toh dikhaiye
Deva..lekin tum mujhse nafrat karti ho gudiya
Kajol.. don't call me gudiya
Deva..toh kya kahu
Kajol..kuchh bhi kahiye
Lekin gudiya nahi
Deva..aisa kyun

Kajol mujhe phirse thappad maar di

Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Yeh kabse psycho ho gayi
Meeta ne mujhe thappad maara tha
Uske badle mein maine use do thappad maare the
Lekin yahan yeh deva ki gudiya half dozen thappad maar chuki thi mujhe
Aur main confused tha

Deva..apne bade bhai ko maar rahi hai
Sharam nahi aati
Kajol..bade bhai my foot
You are my love
You are my boyfriend
You are my future husband
You are my everything
Deva.. Apne love ko kaun itni jor jor se maarta hai

Behenchod sachmein gaal laal kar diye the kajol ne
Woh koi majak mein thodi maar rahi thi
Kajol..bahut dard ho raha hai na

Yeh bolke kajol rone lagi

Aur phir mere gaale ko jor jor se chumne lagi
Meri Gardan pe kiss karne lagi
Deva..bas karo na gudiya

Yeh sunte hi kajol ne mujhe thappad maar diya
Dev..you idiot
Ek baar aur agar tumne use gudiya bola toh Dekh lena
Deva..are bhai aadat hai
Dev..are toh main kyun peetu
Saala yahan 6 mahine se koshish kar raha hoon
Ki ab rachel mere kareeb aayega
Ab aayegi
Lekin woh toh aati nahi

Aur tum maha tharki
Tumhein bina kuchh kiye hi mil raha hai
Deva..i am lucky
Kajol..bola na gudiya mat boliye
Deva..kya bolu phir
Kajol..kuchh bhi gudiya chhodke
Deva..kaaju bol sakta hoon
Kajol..bol lijiye

Woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Saala yeh toh chhodne ka naam hi nahi le rahi hai
Ise doctor ke paas le jaana padega
Lekin isse pehle mujhe ise sach batana padega
Deva..main tumhein kuchh batana chahta hoon
Kajol..aapke andar dev ki aatma hai
Aap 6 mahine se dev ke master se training le rahe the
Training se pehle aapki shaadi rachel se ho gayi thi
Jo ki aapki wife hai ab
Lekin usse baatein dev hi karta hai
Use dev hi dekhta hai
Usi tarah aap usse keh dijiye
Ki sirf aap mujhe dekh sakte hain
Mujhe touch kar sakte hain
Feel kar sakte hain

Yeh bolke kajol mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi

Meri aur dev dono ki duniya hil gayi thi...

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