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UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun
Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon
Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai
Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi
Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga
Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom
Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai
Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi
Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi
Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga
Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga
Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain
Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein
Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya
Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath
Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya
Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi
Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha
Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha
Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga
Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega
Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi
Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega
Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao
Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde
Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya
Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha
Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha
Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad
Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi
Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna
Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha
Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha
Hazaro log mar chuke the
Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye
Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya
Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki
Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon
Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya
Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo
Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der
Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha
Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha
Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi
Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol
Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi
Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi
Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki
BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina
Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein
BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha
Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya
Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai
Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee
Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di
Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai
Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya
Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge
Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli
Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli
Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye
Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas
Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha
Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee
Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai
Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga
Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge
Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi
Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh
Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye
Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo
Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi
Arjun jhenp gaya
Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi
Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain
Deva.. dheere koi sun lega
Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta
Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai
BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya
Avi daant peeske reh gaya
Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha
Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain
Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya
UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun
Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon
Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai
Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi
Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga
Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom
Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai
Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi
Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi
Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga
Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga
Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain
Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein
Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya
Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath
Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya
Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi
Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha
Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha
Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga
Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega
Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi
Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega
Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao
Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde
Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya
Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha
Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha
Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad
Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi
Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna
Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha
Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha
Hazaro log mar chuke the
Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye
Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya
Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki
Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon
Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya
Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo
Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der
Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha
Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha
Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi
Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol
Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi
Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi
Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki
BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina
Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein
BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha
Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya
Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai
Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee
Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di
Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai
Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya
Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge
Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli
Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli
Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye
Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas
Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha
Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee
Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai
Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga
Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge
Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi
Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh
Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye
Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo
Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi
Arjun jhenp gaya
Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi
Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain
Deva.. dheere koi sun lega
Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta
Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai
BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya
Avi daant peeske reh gaya
Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha
Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain
Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya
UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun
Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon
Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai
Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi
Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga
Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom
Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai
Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi
Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi
Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga
Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga
Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain
Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein
Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya
Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath
Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya
Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi
Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha
Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha
Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga
Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega
Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi
Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega
Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao
Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde
Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya
Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha
Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha
Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad
Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi
Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna
Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha
Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha
Hazaro log mar chuke the
Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye
Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya
Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki
Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon
Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya
Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo
Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der
Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha
Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha
Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi
Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol
Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi
Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi
Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki
BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina
Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein
BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha
Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya
Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai
Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee
Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di
Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai
Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya
Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge
Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli
Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli
Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye
Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas
Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha
Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee
Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai
Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga
Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge
Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi
Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh
Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye
Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo
Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi
Arjun jhenp gaya
Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi
Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain
Deva.. dheere koi sun lega
Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta
Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai
BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya
Avi daant peeske reh gaya
Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha
Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain
Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya
UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun
Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon
Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai
Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi
Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga
Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom
Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai
Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi
Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi
Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga
Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga
Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain
Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein
Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya
Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath
Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya
Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi
Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha
Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha
Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga
Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega
Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi
Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega
Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao
Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde
Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya
Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha
Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha
Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad
Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi
Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna
Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha
Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha
Hazaro log mar chuke the
Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye
Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya
Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki
Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon
Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya
Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo
Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der
Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha
Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha
Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi
Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol
Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi
Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi
Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki
BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina
Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein
BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha
Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya
Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai
Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee
Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di
Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai
Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya
Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge
Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli
Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli
Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye
Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas
Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha
Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee
Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai
Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga
Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge
Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi
Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh
Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye
Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo
Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi
Arjun jhenp gaya
Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi
Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain
Deva.. dheere koi sun lega
Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta
Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai
BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya
Avi daant peeske reh gaya
Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha
Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain
Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya
Jabardast romanchak dhansu shandar behtareen fantastic awesome super Update brother?????
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UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun
Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon
Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai
Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi
Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga
Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom
Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai
Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi
Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi
Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga
Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga
Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain
Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein
Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya
Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath
Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya
Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi
Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha
Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha
Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga
Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega
Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi
Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega
Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao
Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde
Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya
Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha
Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha
Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad
Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi
Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna
Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha
Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha
Hazaro log mar chuke the
Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye
Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya
Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki
Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon
Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya
Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo
Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der
Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha
Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha
Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi
Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol
Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi
Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi
Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki
BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina
Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein
BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha
Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya
Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai
Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee
Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di
Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai
Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya
Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge
Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli
Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli
Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye
Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas
Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha
Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee
Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai
Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga
Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge
Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi
Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh
Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye
Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo
Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi
Arjun jhenp gaya
Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi
Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain
Deva.. dheere koi sun lega
Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta
Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai
BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya
Avi daant peeske reh gaya
Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha
Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain
Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya
UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun
Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon
Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai
Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi
Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga
Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom
Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai
Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi
Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi
Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga
Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga
Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain
Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain
Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein
Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya
Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath
Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya
Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi
Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha
Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha
Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga
Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya
Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega
Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi
Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega
Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao
Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde
Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya
Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha
Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha
Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad
Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi
Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna
Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha
Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha
Hazaro log mar chuke the
Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye
Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya
Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki
Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon
Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya
Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo
Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der
Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha
Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha
Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi
Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol
Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi
Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi
Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki
BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina
Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein
BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha
Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya
Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai
Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee
Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di
Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai
Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya
Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge
Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli
Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli
Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye
Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas
Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha
Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee
Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai
Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga
Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge
Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi
Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh
Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye
Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo
Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi
Arjun jhenp gaya
Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi
Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain
Deva.. dheere koi sun lega
Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta
Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai
BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya
Avi daant peeske reh gaya
Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha
Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain
Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya
