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Kayi din beet chuke the
Kajol ne baat karna chhod diya tha
Woh kisi se bhi baat nahi karti thi
Main baat karne ki koshish karta
Par woh mujhse baat nahi karti thi
Uska yu udaas rehna mere dil ko bahut takleef deta tha
Wohin dusri taraf rachel bhi mujhse door hi rehti thi
Main use paane ki chahat liye main ghanto jab woh soyi rehti toh use dekhta rehta
Meri zindagi kya se kya ho gayi
Aise hi main baitha kuchh soch raha tha
Ki mera phone baja
Main phone uthaya
Phone aalok ka tha
Main..haan bol
Aalok.. haramkhor tujhe aaye hue kitne din ho gaye
Aur tune mujhe bataya bhi nahi
Main..main busy tha
Aalok..haan randi tu gaand marwa rahi thi na
Jo tu busy tha
Main..mood nahi hai
Kaam ki baat bol
Aalok..meri shaadi hai kal
Main..toh main kya karu
Aalok..kya karu
Teri beti chodu
Meri shaadi mein nahi aayega
Main..aajaunga
Aalok..tune rafiq ke baare mein suna
Main..haan
Aalok..bahut galat hua bechare ke sath
Main..haan bahut galat hua uske sath
Tu toh Shaadi nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok..kya batau bhai
Jab teri bhabhi ko dekha
Toh use dil de baitha
Bahut achchi hai woh
Main..kitne baje barat jaayegi
Aalok..abe chutiye palace mein shaadi hai
Mera sasur bahut raees hai
Unka apna palace hai
Main..kitne baje aana hai
Aalok..8 baje ka mahurat hai
Saale tu subah aajaiyo
Tu hi toh mujhe dulha banayega
Main.. chal biwichod
Phir main phone cut kar diya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur kajol mujhpe kood padi
Main kuchh bolta usse pehle hi woh mujhe kiss karne lagi
Marta kya na karta
Itne din se baat nahi kar rahi thi
Aur ab Dekho
Seedha meri izzat pe vaar
Pata nahi kitni der tak woh mujhe kiss karti rahi
Main bhi kaunsa pujari tha
Lag gaya uske boobs ko dabane
Ab kya karu
Hum dono kiss kiye ja rahe the
Main uske boobs ko dheere dheere pyar se daba raha tha
Tabhi kajol ne kiss tod diya
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Main..toh ab tumhein meri yaad aayi
Itne dino se toh ignore maar rahi thi
Kajol.. sorry
Aur kajol phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Sath mein meri shirt ke button kholne lagi
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Kajol..kuchh bhi toh nahi
Main.. pehle batao itni khush kyun ho
Kajol..dad wapas aagaye
Meri gaand fat gayi
Dekho bhai ab main kisi se bhi nahi darta hoon
Lekin jab kajol ke baap ki baat aati hai
Toh gaand fatni laajmi hai
Sasura ladke ko ladki banake chod sakta hai
Main..kaise
Kajol.. bas woh zinda ho gaye
Main..main khush hoon tumhare liye
Kajol..toh ek kaam kijiye na
Main..kya
Kajol mere kaan mein boli
Main ghabra gaya
Main..bahut maarunga
Chalo jaao yahan se
Kajol gurrane lagi
Main..tumhare birthday ke din karenge
Kajol..ok
Uske baad kajol chali gayi
Raat mein jab rachel sone aayi
Toh main humesha ki Tarah neeche soya hua tha
Rachel..kya baat hai abhi tak jaage hue ho
Main..neend nahi aarahi hai
Rachel.. kyun
Main..sar mein dard ho raha hai
Rachel.. medicine le lo
Main..koi faraq nahi pada
Rachel..apna sar meri god mein rakhkho
Daba deti hoon
Aur haan kuchh galat mat samajh Lena
Main bus tumhari takleef nahi seh sakti
Main.. kyun
Rachel.. kyunki tumne mere dad ka khyal rakhkha tha
Pyar bhale hi mujhe tumse nahi hai
Lekin main tumhari care karti hoon
Main Rachel ki god mein sar rakh diya
Woh mere sar ko dabane lagi
Pata hi nahi chala kab so gayi main
Rachel..deva
Deva
Maine tumhein kaha tha
Ki mujhse shaadi karke tum bahut pachhtaoge
Tum nahi maane
Phir bhi agar tum kisi aur se shaadi karna chahte ho
Toh kar sakte ho
Subah hui main change karke nikal gaya
Aalok ke ghar
Tabhi car mein kajol Prakat ho gayi
Kajol..kahan ja rahe the mere bina
Main..aalok ki shaadi hai
Uske ghar ja raha hoon
Kajol..mere bina
Main..main socha tum soyi hogi
Kajol..kitna pyar karte hain aap mujhse
Yeh bolke kajol mujhe kiss karne lagi
Bolna toh nahi chahiye
Ek toh waise bhi kisi ladki ke kisi bhi ang ko dekhke lund khada ho jaata hai mera
Upar se yeh mere jindagi ko aur mushkil banane aajati hai
Khair pahuncha main aalok ke ghar pe
Uncle Aunty bahut Khush hue
Aur mujhse puchhne lage
Ki main kahan tha itne din
Main bata diya
Ki usa gaya tha
Phir main aalok se mila
Woh mere gale lag gaya
Kaash us din main nida didi ke sath woh sab nahi karta
Toh aaj woh bhi zinda hoti
Aur rafiq bhi yahan hota
Tabhi sasur jee mere saamne aagaye
Main..aap yahan
Rahul..kyun be
Yeh faaltu ki baatein kyun soch raha hai
Main unke pair chhu liya
Main..galti toh meri hi thi
Rahul..tune kuchh galat nahi kiya
Saale sun
Meri beti ko shaadi se pehle
Peliyo mat
Warna ladki banake gaand aur boor dono faad dunga
Main..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Rahul..wohi jo tu sun raha hai
Aur jyada achcha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Duniya gaand maar leti hai
Jahan choot mile maar liyo
Baaki maa chudaye
Samjha
Main kuchh nahi bola
Rahul..ek kaam karega
Main..kya
Rahul..main tujhe apni personality de deta hoon
Matlab tu deva hi rahega
Bas teri personality change ho jaayegi
Main..mana karu
Toh maanenge
Rahul..naa munna na
Rahulwa faisla kar chuka hai
Phir unhone mere sar pe hath rakhkha
Aur meri aankhein band ho gayi
Uske baad jab main apni aankhein khola
Toh woh jaa chuke the
Kahan kuchh hua
Tabhi aalok ke room mein sonam aagayi
Yeh main sonam didi se sonam pe kaise aagaya
Aalok bathroom mein tha
Main sonam ko daboch liya
Sonam..kya kar rahe ho
Chhodo na
Main..lund khada hai
Aur use boor chahiye
Aur yahan mujhe boor sirf tu de sakti hai
Sonam..deva leave me
Agar kisi ne dekh liya
Toh
Aur 6 mahine se tum kahan the
Tumhein meri bilkul yaad nahi aayi
Main pehle gate lock kiya
Aur phir bathroom ka gate bahar se lock kiya
Sonam ne lehnga pehen rakhkha tha
Main sonam ko kiss karne laga
Kuchh der woh mera virodh karti rahi
Phir woh bhi garam hone lagi
Main..mere jaane ke baad kisi ko patayi ki nahi
Sonam..tumne mujhe samajh kya rakhkha
Main..apni raand
Sonam..tum toh bade badtamiz ho gaye ho
Main..woh sab chhod bata chudna hai ki nahi
Direct sawal se woh sharma gayi
Main..woh chutiya abhi aadhe ghante tak bathroom mein rahega
Tab tak teri boor faad dunga
Yeh bolke main uska pajama neeche kiya
Are wohi jo lehnga ke neeche pehenti hain
Bhosdi
Aur apna lund nikaalke
Uski boor pe set kiya
Aur ek hi baar mein poora daal diya
Woh Apne munh pe hath rakhke cheekh padi
Main aadhe ghante tak use chodta raha
Aalok..deva saale bahar se lock kyun kiya hai
Main..thodi der aur andar reh
Aalok..abe saale khol
Main sonam ki boor se lund nikaala
Aur uske.munh ko chodne laga
Kareeb 5 minutes baad main uske munh mein hi jhad gaya
Woh mera saara cum pee gayi
Uske baad woh apne aapko sahi ki
Aur room se bhaag gayi langdate hue
6 mahine baad jo chudi thi
Main bathroom bahar se khol diya
Aalok..gaandu hai kya
Main daant dikha diya
Uske baad main use ready kiya
Aur phir hum sab palace ki taraf chal diye
Car mein main aalok aur uski koi cousin sister baithi thi
Main use dekhke aahein bhar raha tha
Kya maal thi woh
Usne jab. Dekha ki main use hi notice kar raha hoon
Toh woh mujhe gusse dekhne lagi
Main use aankh maar diya
Woh gusse se tilmila gayi
Kuchh der baad sab log palace pahunch gaye
Wahan hum sabka shandar tareeke se swagat kiya gaya
Behenchod uska sasur khandani raees tha
Main toh soch raha tha ki yahan bhi koi chodne ke liye mil jaaye
Toh maza aajaye
Tabhi meri najar ek ladki pe padi
Jo aake baar baar aalok se majak kar rahi thi
Main aalok ke paas pahunch gaya
Aur uske bagal mein baith gaya
Ladki..jeeja jee apke dost ko tameez nahi hai kya
Aalok.. kya matlab
Ladki.. matlab yeh ki main aapse baat kar rahi hoon
Aur yeh aake beech mein baith gaye
Aalok..aap baad mein baat kar lena
Main..abe jhantein saaf kiya ki nahi
Ladki ki maiyya chud gayi yeh sunke
Woh ulte pair bhaag gayi
Aalok..kya kar raha hai
Shaadi tudwa dega tu meri
Main..chal be
Saali bahut fudak rahi hai
Iske toh munh mein jhadunga
Aalok..abe tu kabse itna tharki ho gaya
Aur woh meri saali hai
Main..lund se na
Kuchh der baad dulha dulhan ko sath bithaya gaya
Are main toh kajol ke baare mein bhool hi gaya
Yeh kahan chali gayi
Tabhi mere kaano mein kajol ki awaj sunayi di
Main..kahan chali gayi
Kajol..woh woh aapko ek baat batani hai
Main..bata
mera khoon jal.gaya behenchod jo kajol ne mujhe bataya
woh sunke
Inki maa ko chodu
Madarchod saale mere bhai ke sath dhokha
Main aalko ke paas pahuncha
Aur uski dulhan ka ghunghat utha diya
Behenchod 35 saal ki aurat thi woh
Aur kahan mera bhai 19 ka bhi nahi hua tha abhi
Sab shocked ho gaye
Aalok ki mom toh behosh hi ho gayi
Tabhi thakur Ranjit Singh mere paas aagaye
Aalok dar ke maare do kadam peechhe hat gaya
Akd...bhai sahab yeh aurat kaun hai
Aur humari bahu kahan hai
Ranjit..hariya gate lock kar do
Koi yahan se nahi jaana chahiye
Hariya ne main gate lock kar diya
Akd..bhai sahab main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Ranjit..baat aisi hai harinder ki tumhare bete ki shaadi meri beti se nahi behen se ho rahi hai
Akd..kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Ranjit Singh
Ranjit.. bakwaas nahi kar raha hoon
Tabhi hariya ko thakur ne ishara kiya
THAKUR ke sab aadmiyo ne saare barati pe gun taan di wohi rifle
Sab ghabra gaye
Ranjit.. pandit jee mantra padhna shuru karo
Akd..yeh sahi nahi hai
Ranjit Singh
Tum bahut galat kar rahe ho
Ranjit..ladke agar tumne meri behen se shaadi Nahi ki
Toh tumhare mata pita apni jaan se jaayenge
Main..abe bhosdike halwa hai kya
Teri maa ko chodu
Ranjit.. badtamiz
Aur thakur ne mujhe maarne ki koshish ki
Main uska hath pakad ke mod diya
Haddi toot gayi
Aur thakur ki cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. madarchod tune kya humein chutiya samjha hai
Bhosdike Apne àadmiyo se keh ki gun fenk dein aur sab mehmano ko yahan se jaane dein
Warna
Thakur jab baatein kar raha tha
Tab main uski gun chura liya tha
Are bhaiya main saiyan hoon
Upar se sasur jee wala avtaar
Aur main thakur ke kaano ke paas goli Chala
Diya thakur ke kaan sun ho gaye
Maim..chuka nahi hai
Chal.bol Apne aadmiyo se
Ranjit..jaane do mehmano ko
Sab mehman apni gaand uthake bhaag gaye
Bas reh gaye the main aalok aur uske parents
Main..haan toh madarchod kya keh raha tha
Bhosdike teri maa ko chodu
Madarchod
Bata aisa kyun kar raha tha
Ranjit..meri behen ki kundli kisi se Nahi mil rahi thi
Aur humare yahan kundli mile bina shaadi nahi hoti
Aur jab humein aalok ki kundli mili
Toh woh meri behen jaya se mil gayi
Main..tu chutiya hai
Ranjit..zuban sambhal ke baat karo
Warna yahan se zinda wapas nahi jaaoge
Main..abe bhosdike
Haan toh tum mein se jo bhi
Is rande ki biwi beti ya bahu hai
Woh aage aao
Yeh sunke TAHKUR ki beti biwi aur bahu aagayi
Thakur ka bhai mujhe ghur raha tha
Main uske pair mein goli maar diya
Main.. madarchod ghurta hai
Woh ladki kahan hai be
Jise mere bhai ne pasand kiya tha
Ranjit..woh munimji ki beti hai
Main..kahan hai woh
Ranjit..woh rahe
Main munim ki taraf dekha
Aur maar diya uske pair mein goli
Woh cheekhne laga
Main..ab apne aadmiyo ko keh ki yahan se chale jaaye
Ranjit..tum sab jaao
Uske sab aadmi chale gaye
Main..uncle gate lock karo andar se
Uncle ki toh gand fat gayi thi yeh sab dekhke
Main.. uncle kaan mein lauda daal rakhkhe ho kya
Aalok..abe
Main..saale chup reh
Warna isise shaadi karwa dunga
Uncle gaye aur gate lock kar liye
Uske baad main thakur ko dhakiya diya
Ranjit..bachche tumne jo kiya hai
Uski saza tumhein milegi
Tumhare ghar ki ek ek ladki ko hum Apne bistar pe litayenge
Yeh sunke mujhe jitna gussa aana Chahiye tha
Usse 100 guna jyada gussa aane laga
Main TAHKUR ke dono pairo mein goli maar diya
Aur sath mein uske bete ke bhi pairo mein goli maar diya
Thakur ki behen cheekh padi
Main.. madarchod mere ghar ki ladki
Haan
Suno randiyo
Agar inki jaan bachana chahti ho
Toh utaaro kapde
Woh sab rone lagi
Main.. theek hai
Toh maar deta hoon
Ranjit aur uske bete ko
Yeh sunke Ranjit ki biwi beti aur bahu aur JYADA rone lagi
Aur phir apne kapde utaarne lagi
Main dekha ranjit ki bahu waise hi khadi hai
Main ek goli maar diya
Ranjit ke bete hath mein
Main.. bhosdi suna nahi
Kuchh hi der mein teeno nangi ho chuki thi
Aalok ko toh kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaraha tha
Are mujhe khud hi nahi samajh aaraha tha
Ki main aisa kyun kar raha hoon....
Bhaiyaji ek request hai bhadra ko. Koi story me add kr do please.
Usko bahut miss kr rhe hai.
