Fantasy Dil ka ego

[Ramesh628]

sandar kahani hai bhai

 

[mashish]

Dil ka ego update 7​

mr.avyush verma ka card jo unhone post kiya vo select hogya h
( Yeh sunke me bhut zyada shocked tha aakhir esa kese hoskta h mene toh post kiya hi nnhi)
Mam aage - or yeh h unka card ab me aap sabko padke batana chahunga ki avyush Varma ne es card pr kya likha h....

Abb aage ​

Mam ( card padte huye ) - respect chodu log of CBSI AAPKE ES LOTTERY KE CHUTIYAPE ME AAPNE HUMARE MAHA BACKCHODI SCHOOL KO AAPNE APNE LUND KI BATO SE BHARE LETTER KO BHEJA.

( ITNA SUNTE HI VHA SAB LOG INCLUDING ME OR MERE PARENTS SAB SHOCKED THE KI MAM KYA PAD RHI H )
MERE PAPA ( MAM SE ) - MADAM AAP YEH KYA PAD RHI H ?
MAM - ME VHI PADH RHI HU JO APKE MAHAAN BETE NE HUMARI SCHOOL KI SHAAN ME LIKHA H .. AAGE TO SUNIYE AAP ..
MAM CONTINUE READING THE CARD - ME APNE SCHOOL KA EK HOSHIYAR BACKCHOD HU MERA NAAM AVYUSH VARMA AAPKO SADAR NAMAN APNE LUND SE SLAAM KRTA HU ME APKO APNE BAARE ME BATA DU KI APNE SCHOOL KA SABSE BEST CHUTIYA HU OR SAARE CHUTIYO KA LEADER HU
AGR MUJHE APKE BACKCHODI COLLEGE ME AANE KA MUAKA MILA TOH MERE CHUTIYAPI SCHOOL KA MAAN BHADEGA OR HUMARI PYAARI RAAD HUMARI PRINCIPAL MAM UNKI BHI GAAND KI KHUSHI BHAD JAYEGI BHUT MAST H UNKI GAAND SCHOOL ME ATE HI SABKA KHADA KRDETI H VOO ITNI MAST H HUMARI MADAM

KMAAL H BHUT KUCH BATA DIYA MENE APKO SAB MERE MATA PITA KE DIYE HUYE SANSKAR H OR SCHOOL ME SIKHAYI GYI BACKCHODI KA NATIJA H
RESPECTED BACKCHOD SIR OR RAAND MAM BS ITNI HI BACKCHODI KAAFI H BAKI AAP AGR MERI BAKCHODI KO SMJHA HO OR AAP MUJHE SELECT KRE TOH YEH MERE LUND KA SOBHAGYA HOGA
APNE SCHOOL KE BAKCHODO OR CHUTIYO KI SHAAN AVYUSH VARMA..


( ME BHUT ZYADA SHOCKED THA.....
PR MUJHSE ZYADA SHOCKED OR SHARMINDA MERE MUMMA PAPA THE )

Mam - toh kesa laga aap sabko yeh card me likhe adhbhut bol

Mam ( mere maa papa ko dekh ke ) - yhi sanskar diye h aapne apne bete ko
Ese naam roshan krega yeh apka bhut ache maa baap h

( Mam ne mere maa papa ki bhut bhut zyada insult kri or me shocked me tha ki yeh sab mene.nhi kiya h pr sabko kese bolu samjh nhi arha tha )

Baki parents or teacher - ese sanskar yeh koi maa baap h apne bete ki galti pr chup khade h or nhi toh kya es ladke koto school se nikaal dena chahiye.

Principal mam - aree nhi nhi en mahaan hasti ko thodi nikaal skte h inka toh naam select hua h inki details maangi gyi h CBSI VALO NE
PR ME AAAP SABKO BATA DU YEH HUMARE SCHOOL KA VO LADKA H JO HAR SAAL LAST ATA H HAR CLASS ME

SACH KAHU TOH ISNE APKE HUNHAR BACHO KA ek golden chance waste kiya h
Mujhe toh sharam aati h ki mene esse yha admission diya or aaplogo ko bhi sharam aani chahiye ki aapne ese ladke ko janam diyaa

( Mere maa papa ka chehra jhuk gya tha vo kuch nhi bol parhe the bechare mn me ro rhr the )

Me ( mene bhut himmat krke bola) - mam mene yeh card post nhu kiya yeh sab mene nhi likha

Meri ankhon me ansu the
Mene apne maa papa ko bhi bola ki
Papa maa sachme mene yeh nhi likha
Mene card bhi post nhi kiya

Papa ne meri taraf dekha or mujhe zorse ek thappad maar diya sabke samne or bola
Ki naak kata di humari or kitni bezzati krayega humari

Or mere maa papa vha se jaane lage
Toh principal mam boli rukiye aap
Aapko ek sorry letter likh ke dena hoga or fine bharna hoga apke bache ke is maahaan kaam ke liye

Mere maa ki ankhon me ansu the or papa ki awaaz me dukh tha bhut
Mene mam ko fir kha ki mam sachme mene vo card post nhi kiya mene
Mere papa ne kha ki mam me soko sorryr letter dedunga or fine bhi

or vo vha se jaane lage maa bhi jaane lagi mene maa ko bola ki esa nhi h maa sachme aap toh meri suno pr kisi ne nhi suna

Or maa papa chale gye mujhe vhi gate pr chhod diya me ro rha tha pr vo log nikal gye the mujhe bina liye

(Me andar gya principal mam ke room me or mam ko bola ki mam plss sachme mene nhi kiya vo card post mene bilkul esa nhi kiya
Vo card toh mene ghr jaake faad diya tha vo sachme mene nhi likha )

Principal mam - tumhare maa baap ne ek baar bhi nhi kha ki tum esa nhi krskte or naahi kisi or ne vo log toh haal fine bharne ko maan gye or sorry letter dene ko jab unhe hi Tum par vishvaas nhi h toh hum kese kare tum jaao yha se get out from my cabin

(Me apna sar neeche jhuka ke nikla or phiche se mam halki awaaz me nalayak kahi ka
Or me rotee huye bhaar jarha tha
Me school ke gate tk phucha hi tha
Ki phiche se awaaz aayi )

Awaaz- aur chutiye agya mazaaa hahahaha

Mene phcihe dekha toh vo ........

To be continued....​

Dil me dukh hota h jab koi apna dukhi hota h
Pr jab maa papa dukhi ho or unke dukh ki vjha ho toh dil mann sab tut jata h

good update

 

[mashish]

Update dene ki speed badaye aap writer ji

 

[mashish]

Waiting for next

 

[tpk]

waiting for next update

 

[ragish7357]

nice update bro.................
itni bakchodi isne ki or school m admission hi mil gya...........
great.............

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Hello friends
My name is Avyush Varma
Me ek kahani likhne jarha hu yha I hope aap sabhi readers esse padenge or support denge
Kahani ka naam ha

Dil ka ego


Ab yeh h ek kahani toh eski shuruat bhi esi hi hogi ki
Yha ek ladka h jo ek room me punching bag me punching ki practice kr rha h vo pura paseena me bheega hua h or bs gusse me us punching bag pr punch kre hi jarha h us room me bs ek light jal rhi thi Vo bhi kharaab thi blink kr rhi thi vo theek us lakde ke uper hi lagi thi tabhi vha durse room ke door pr koi ajata h or us ladke ko chhip ke dekhne lgta h jii or fir vo gate pr hi khade hoke awaaz lagati h ( haa vo ek ladki h ) ki kon h yha es time or yeh kehte huye vo room me jaati h or ladka abhi bhi bs gusse me us punching bag pr punch krte hi jata h vo ladki uske paas jarhi hoti h or usse bulati h pr vo nhi sunta jese usse kuch sunayi hi nhi dedha hoo bs gusse me punch pr punch maare jarha tha tab ladki usse theek se dekhti h vo bina boxing gloves ke vo punch kr rha thaa uske hath pure laal hogye the jese unpr khoon sukh gya hoga ese laal pr vo fir bhi maare jarha tha ladki uska chehra dekhti h uske baal pasina nikal rha tha chehra bhi paseene me bheega hua akhein laal thi or vo apne daat dabaye huye tha bs maare jarha tha ladki us kamre ki baki lights on krti h or jaldi se ek paani se bhari bottle us ladke ke muh pr maarti h vo ladka bs khada hojata h or jor jor se saase lene lgta h gusse me or fir zorse cheekhta h Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Krke vo uper ki taraf dekh ke chilata or fir us ladki ki taraf dekhta h
Ladki ( man me) - yeh toh shyd vo h jisne car race jeeti thi pr yeh yha or ese
Ladki - abe tu yeh kya kr rha thaa itni raat me .
Ladka usse dekh rha hota h bs or dekhte dekhte gir jata h or behosh hojata h
Ladki usse girte dekh usse sanjaal ne ki koshish krti h pr gir jata h or behosh hojata h
Ladki use uthane ke neche jhukti or uske chehre pr hath maar ke use uthane ke liye oyee....uth...oye Krke hath maarke dekhti h pr vo nhi uthta fir vo paani leke aayi h or khade khade hi uske face pr bottle palat deti h .
Ladka hosh me ajata h chilake jhatke se aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...... Krke uthke baith jata h or chilaa ke phuchta h konnnn hhhhhhh

To be continued....





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Nice start

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Dil ka ego update 1​

Ladki use uthane ke neche jhukti or uske chehre pr hath maar ke use uthane ke liye oyee....uth...oye Krke hath maarke dekhti h pr vo nhi uthta fir vo paani leke aayi h or khade khade hi uske face pr bottle palat deti h .
Ladke ke chehre pr paani padte hi voo uthne lagta or

hosh me ajata h chilake jhatke se aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...... Krke uthke baith jata h or chilaa ke phuchta h konnnn hhhhhhh
Abb aage
Ladki- pehle tu bata tu kon h or yha kya krha tha
Ladka ( ladki ko ghurte huye gusse me)- tune mere muh pr paani kyu dala.
Ladki- kyuki tu soya nhi hua thaa behosh hogya thaa
Ladka man me kuch sochte huye sir jhuka ke Zameen ko dekhta rehta h
Ladki- abeee baat kyaa h tu kr rha tha yaha or bhai tu vhi h kya jisme car race jeeti thi .
Ladka - haa me hi hu
Ladki - ab uth bhi jaaa yhi pr smadhi banayega
Ya batayega bhi ki kya kr rha tha yha
Ladka uthta h Zameen or apne hath rakh ke or dard se chila ke vapis hath uper leke Zameen pr baith jata h
Ladki ( usse dekhte huye hath bhadati h)- le bhai utha ab
Ladka hath pakad ke khada hota h
Ladki- ab kuch batayega bhi
Ladka- yha bhut garmi h paani peena h
Ladki - chal bhar chalte h paani kya tujhe chai bhi pilati hu chal
Ladka uske sath bhaar ajata h dono e
Canteen pr jaate h vha se chai ka order deke or paani ki bottle leke ek jagha baith jaate h
Ladka ( paani ki bottle kholte huye)- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Ladki- hath ko hathoda smjh ke Dana Dan marte rahoge toh ek raat me Mike Tyson nhi ban jaoge dard hi hogaa
Or uske hath se bottle leke khol ke usse deti h
Ladka paani peete huye usse dekh rha hota h
Or peene ke baad bottle side me rakh ke
Ladka- tera naam kya h
Ladki- JATAN
Ladka - kyaa ???
Ladki- jataneshvari raano kumari

Ladka haste huyeee hahahahahah haha
Khasne lgta h aur fir bhi hasta rehta h
Ladka- hein yeh kesaa naam h
Ladki- jesa bhi h tu jatan bula skta h or mera naam chhodo tu apna bata ab ki kya h or kya kr rha tha vha or kya preshaani h jo itna sochke ke hatho pr gussa nikaal rha tha
Ladke ke muh se hasi gayab hojati h
Ladka(dheere se)- mera naam
AVYUSH VARMA
Jatan - Avyush acha bata kyaa baat h
Avysuh - lambi story h time h tere paas
Jatan - chalna bata bhi ab ....

To be continued..​

Nice update

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Dil ka ego update 2​

Ladki- jesa bhi h tu jatan bula skta h or mera naam chhodo tu apna bata ab ki kya h or kya kr rha tha vha or kya preshaani h jo itna sochke ke hatho pr gussa nikaal rha tha
Ladke ke muh se hasi gayab hojati h
Ladka(dheere se)- mera naam AVYUSH VARMA
Jatan - Avyush acha bata kyaa baat h
Avysuh - lambi story h time h tere paas
Jatan - chalna bata bhi ab ....

Abb aage​

Ab kahani as Avyush chalegi

Mai- yrrr me Madhya Pradesh ke ek chhoti city ka kuch zyada hi aam sa ladka hu
Jatan( beech me rokte huye)- abee itna shuru se batayega kyaaa..
Mai- vese tujhe janna hi kya h
Jatan - yeh bata vha kya kr rha tha or kis baat ke gusse me ghum tha ki apne hatho ki chutney bana rha tha
Mai - me vha 1 min tumne apna naam kya bola
Jatan- areeee tu abhi tk naam me hi atka hua h Yrrrrrrr mera naam h jataneshvari raano kumari urrf jatan
Mai - areee tu jatan h or tu ladki h
Jatan - haan huuu me ladkiiiii tujhe kyaaa
Mai - aree tu hi h kya vo boxing coach ki assistant
Jatan - haan me hi hu kyu nhi ho skti ( gusse me)
Mai - me vha tujhe hi dhundne gya thaa or mujhe lga tha ki jatan koi ladka hoga
Jatan - pehli baaat ek baar or mere naam se mera gender judge kiya toh muh tod dungi tera or dusri kyaa kaam tha mujhse bata varna chai pee or nikal yha se
Mai - sorry pr mujhe koi fark nahi padta naam or gender se mujhe toh bs boxing competition me participate krne ke liye tumse kaam tha
Jatan - uske liye coach se milna hoga mujhse nhi me bs form collect krti hu or vese ab unse milne se bhi kuch nhi hoga form submission ki date nikal chuki h or selections bhi hogye h
Mai - esiliye tumse milna tha pata chala ki tu sir ka sorry ki assistant h
Jatan ( ghurate huye ) - toh
Mai - mujhe us competition me participate Krna h kese bhi tu sir se baat Krke kuch krskti h
Jatan - nhi ab kuch nhi hoskta selections bhi hogye h
Mai - ladka mujhe kese bhi kraa de tu jo kahegi vo krunga bss mujhe us competition me part lena h
Jatan - har saal hota h competition next year try krna or vese bhi abhi tu competition ke liye fit nhi lagta or lgta nhi h ki tune koi training li h
Mai - vo me dekh lunga pr mujhe abhi hi participate Krna h esi saal or vese bhi 1 month h abhi competition me me fit hojaunga tab tk or seekh bhi lunga
Jatan - oyeee yeh na CBSI ( college for best students of India) hai
Yaha na best students aate h india ke or competition ki respect krni chahiye humare college ke boxing champions ko international championships ke liye bheja jata yha students jo 6 7 saalo ki training leke bhi haarte or jeet te h tum ek mahine ki training se compete krega unse jaa bee mazak Ke liye time nhi h mere paas
Mai ( gusse me ) - ha ha ha ha kaahee kaaa CBSI THIS IS NOT COLLEGE FOR BEST STUDENTS OF INDIA
This college is only for rich students of india
Only ameer logo ke liye h yeh college bss sirf unhi bachho ki izzat h yaha bhi or yeh jagha bhi bs logo ke paise or marks pr unhe judge krti h
Jatan - kyaa kehna chahte ho
Mai - kuch nhi mujhe bs participate Krna h kisi bhi haal me
Jatan - it's impossible
Mai ( chilake ) - then make it possible for me I will do anything for it just make it possible
Jatan - par tujhe participate Krna kyu h itna kya important h
Mai ( gusse me) - kyuki mujhe izzat chahiye naam chahiye
Jatan - mtlb kya h tera
Mai - tum janti ho me yha kese aya hu
Mai - me vo lottery vala ladka huu jo yha galti se agya h
Jatan - galti see
to be continued.....

Nice post thanks

 

[Killerpanditji(pandit)]

Dil ka ego update 3
Jatan - par tujhe participate Krna kyu h itna kya important h
Mai ( gusse me) - kyuki mujhe izzat chahiye naam chahiye
Jatan - mtlb kya h tera
Mai - tum janti ho me yha kese aya hu
Mai - me vo lottery vala ladka huu jo yha galti se agya h
Jatan - galti see
Abb aage
Mai- haaaa galti se vo lottery me galti se jeeta
Jatan - kese mtlb ab lg rha h ki teri kahani shuru se hi sunni padegi
mai - kyuuu
Jatan - kyuki ab bina Puri baat jaane mujhe naa neend ayegi na chain .

Itne me waiter chai ke do glass table pr rakhta h

jatan ( ek glass uthate huye) - waiter ko parle-g kon tera baap deke jayega .

waiter- abhi leke aya
Fir waiter parle-g ka packet rakh ke jata h
Mai bs jatan ko dekh rha tha usne packet khola or biscuit nikaal ke chai me dubo ke khane lagi
mujhe halki hasi ayi pr me muskuraya nhi pr fir usne ek baat boli jo mere dil ko lag gyi

jatan - yrrr yeh parle-g or chai ki dosti naaa duniya me sabse achi h

mai dosti word sunke Zameen ki taraf dekhne laga or mera chehra murjha gya

jatan (mujhe dekh ke ) - kya hua chai pee na ab kya sochne laga

Mai - kuch nhi bs soch rha tha ki
dosti bhi badi kamaal ki cheez hoti h
Jha hoti vha chai ke sath biscuit ka bhi taste bana deti h
jaha nhi hoti vha raaj bhog bhi feeka lgta h......

Jatan - shi bol rha h
Vo mehfil bhi kya mehfil jisme ho na yaar koi

Yaro ke sath toh ek chai bhi mehfil bana deti h


Mai ( dheeri awaaz me) - haaan

jatan - aree tu bhut kanjus hai kya awaaz bhi ese nikal rha h jese khatm hojayegi
Mai - nhi bs esii
Jatan - itni der me ek baat toh me smjh gyi hu bee ki tere kisi bhi esiiiii mee kuch bhi esiiii nhi hogaa kuch toh hh teri har baat me
mai - haan shyd
jatan ( biscuit khate huye) - haan hu shyd voo vha sab chhod pata nhi kyuuu teri kahani janne ka mujhe itna interest kyu arha h bata bhi ab

Mai - haan toh bata kaha se shuru kruu

Jatan - shuru se vhi se jaha se tu aya h vo Madhya Pradesh ke chhotasa shahar


Mai - haan toh .....

to be continued........




















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