Fantasy Dil ka ego

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Dil ka ego update 1​

Ladki use uthane ke neche jhukti or uske chehre pr hath maar ke use uthane ke liye oyee....uth...oye Krke hath maarke dekhti h pr vo nhi uthta fir vo paani leke aayi h or khade khade hi uske face pr bottle palat deti h .
Ladke ke chehre pr paani padte hi voo uthne lagta or

hosh me ajata h chilake jhatke se aeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...... Krke uthke baith jata h or chilaa ke phuchta h konnnn hhhhhhh
Abb aage
Ladki- pehle tu bata tu kon h or yha kya krha tha
Ladka ( ladki ko ghurte huye gusse me)- tune mere muh pr paani kyu dala.
Ladki- kyuki tu soya nhi hua thaa behosh hogya thaa
Ladka man me kuch sochte huye sir jhuka ke Zameen ko dekhta rehta h
Ladki- abeee baat kyaa h tu kr rha tha yaha or bhai tu vhi h kya jisme car race jeeti thi .
Ladka - haa me hi hu
Ladki - ab uth bhi jaaa yhi pr smadhi banayega
Ya batayega bhi ki kya kr rha tha yha
Ladka uthta h Zameen or apne hath rakh ke or dard se chila ke vapis hath uper leke Zameen pr baith jata h
Ladki ( usse dekhte huye hath bhadati h)- le bhai utha ab
Ladka hath pakad ke khada hota h
Ladki- ab kuch batayega bhi
Ladka- yha bhut garmi h paani peena h
Ladki - chal bhar chalte h paani kya tujhe chai bhi pilati hu chal
Ladka uske sath bhaar ajata h dono e
Canteen pr jaate h vha se chai ka order deke or paani ki bottle leke ek jagha baith jaate h
Ladka ( paani ki bottle kholte huye)- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Ladki- hath ko hathoda smjh ke Dana Dan marte rahoge toh ek raat me Mike Tyson nhi ban jaoge dard hi hogaa
Or uske hath se bottle leke khol ke usse deti h
Ladka paani peete huye usse dekh rha hota h
Or peene ke baad bottle side me rakh ke
Ladka- tera naam kya h
Ladki- JATAN
Ladka - kyaa ???
Ladki- jataneshvari raano kumari

Ladka haste huyeee hahahahahah haha
Khasne lgta h aur fir bhi hasta rehta h
Ladka- hein yeh kesaa naam h
Ladki- jesa bhi h tu jatan bula skta h or mera naam chhodo tu apna bata ab ki kya h or kya kr rha tha vha or kya preshaani h jo itna sochke ke hatho pr gussa nikaal rha tha
Ladke ke muh se hasi gayab hojati h
Ladka(dheere se)- mera naam
AVYUSH VARMA
Jatan - Avyush acha bata kyaa baat h
Avysuh - lambi story h time h tere paas
Jatan - chalna bata bhi ab ....

To be continued..​

nice update

 

[mashish]

Dil ka ego update 2​

Ladki- jesa bhi h tu jatan bula skta h or mera naam chhodo tu apna bata ab ki kya h or kya kr rha tha vha or kya preshaani h jo itna sochke ke hatho pr gussa nikaal rha tha
Ladke ke muh se hasi gayab hojati h
Ladka(dheere se)- mera naam AVYUSH VARMA
Jatan - Avyush acha bata kyaa baat h
Avysuh - lambi story h time h tere paas
Jatan - chalna bata bhi ab ....

Abb aage​

Ab kahani as Avyush chalegi

Mai- yrrr me Madhya Pradesh ke ek chhoti city ka kuch zyada hi aam sa ladka hu
Jatan( beech me rokte huye)- abee itna shuru se batayega kyaaa..
Mai- vese tujhe janna hi kya h
Jatan - yeh bata vha kya kr rha tha or kis baat ke gusse me ghum tha ki apne hatho ki chutney bana rha tha
Mai - me vha 1 min tumne apna naam kya bola
Jatan- areeee tu abhi tk naam me hi atka hua h Yrrrrrrr mera naam h jataneshvari raano kumari urrf jatan
Mai - areee tu jatan h or tu ladki h
Jatan - haan huuu me ladkiiiii tujhe kyaaa
Mai - aree tu hi h kya vo boxing coach ki assistant
Jatan - haan me hi hu kyu nhi ho skti ( gusse me)
Mai - me vha tujhe hi dhundne gya thaa or mujhe lga tha ki jatan koi ladka hoga
Jatan - pehli baaat ek baar or mere naam se mera gender judge kiya toh muh tod dungi tera or dusri kyaa kaam tha mujhse bata varna chai pee or nikal yha se
Mai - sorry pr mujhe koi fark nahi padta naam or gender se mujhe toh bs boxing competition me participate krne ke liye tumse kaam tha
Jatan - uske liye coach se milna hoga mujhse nhi me bs form collect krti hu or vese ab unse milne se bhi kuch nhi hoga form submission ki date nikal chuki h or selections bhi hogye h
Mai - esiliye tumse milna tha pata chala ki tu sir ka sorry ki assistant h
Jatan ( ghurate huye ) - toh
Mai - mujhe us competition me participate Krna h kese bhi tu sir se baat Krke kuch krskti h
Jatan - nhi ab kuch nhi hoskta selections bhi hogye h
Mai - ladka mujhe kese bhi kraa de tu jo kahegi vo krunga bss mujhe us competition me part lena h
Jatan - har saal hota h competition next year try krna or vese bhi abhi tu competition ke liye fit nhi lagta or lgta nhi h ki tune koi training li h
Mai - vo me dekh lunga pr mujhe abhi hi participate Krna h esi saal or vese bhi 1 month h abhi competition me me fit hojaunga tab tk or seekh bhi lunga
Jatan - oyeee yeh na CBSI ( college for best students of India) hai
Yaha na best students aate h india ke or competition ki respect krni chahiye humare college ke boxing champions ko international championships ke liye bheja jata yha students jo 6 7 saalo ki training leke bhi haarte or jeet te h tum ek mahine ki training se compete krega unse jaa bee mazak Ke liye time nhi h mere paas
Mai ( gusse me ) - ha ha ha ha kaahee kaaa CBSI THIS IS NOT COLLEGE FOR BEST STUDENTS OF INDIA
This college is only for rich students of india
Only ameer logo ke liye h yeh college bss sirf unhi bachho ki izzat h yaha bhi or yeh jagha bhi bs logo ke paise or marks pr unhe judge krti h
Jatan - kyaa kehna chahte ho
Mai - kuch nhi mujhe bs participate Krna h kisi bhi haal me
Jatan - it's impossible
Mai ( chilake ) - then make it possible for me I will do anything for it just make it possible
Jatan - par tujhe participate Krna kyu h itna kya important h
Mai ( gusse me) - kyuki mujhe izzat chahiye naam chahiye
Jatan - mtlb kya h tera
Mai - tum janti ho me yha kese aya hu
Mai - me vo lottery vala ladka huu jo yha galti se agya h
Jatan - galti see
to be continued.....

very nice update

 

[mashish]

Dil ka ego update 3
Jatan - par tujhe participate Krna kyu h itna kya important h
Mai ( gusse me) - kyuki mujhe izzat chahiye naam chahiye
Jatan - mtlb kya h tera
Mai - tum janti ho me yha kese aya hu
Mai - me vo lottery vala ladka huu jo yha galti se agya h
Jatan - galti see
Abb aage
Mai- haaaa galti se vo lottery me galti se jeeta
Jatan - kese mtlb ab lg rha h ki teri kahani shuru se hi sunni padegi
mai - kyuuu
Jatan - kyuki ab bina Puri baat jaane mujhe naa neend ayegi na chain .

Itne me waiter chai ke do glass table pr rakhta h

jatan ( ek glass uthate huye) - waiter ko parle-g kon tera baap deke jayega .

waiter- abhi leke aya
Fir waiter parle-g ka packet rakh ke jata h
Mai bs jatan ko dekh rha tha usne packet khola or biscuit nikaal ke chai me dubo ke khane lagi
mujhe halki hasi ayi pr me muskuraya nhi pr fir usne ek baat boli jo mere dil ko lag gyi

jatan - yrrr yeh parle-g or chai ki dosti naaa duniya me sabse achi h

mai dosti word sunke Zameen ki taraf dekhne laga or mera chehra murjha gya

jatan (mujhe dekh ke ) - kya hua chai pee na ab kya sochne laga

Mai - kuch nhi bs soch rha tha ki
dosti bhi badi kamaal ki cheez hoti h
Jha hoti vha chai ke sath biscuit ka bhi taste bana deti h
jaha nhi hoti vha raaj bhog bhi feeka lgta h......

Jatan - shi bol rha h
Vo mehfil bhi kya mehfil jisme ho na yaar koi

Yaro ke sath toh ek chai bhi mehfil bana deti h


Mai ( dheeri awaaz me) - haaan

jatan - aree tu bhut kanjus hai kya awaaz bhi ese nikal rha h jese khatm hojayegi
Mai - nhi bs esii
Jatan - itni der me ek baat toh me smjh gyi hu bee ki tere kisi bhi esiiiii mee kuch bhi esiiii nhi hogaa kuch toh hh teri har baat me
mai - haan shyd
jatan ( biscuit khate huye) - haan hu shyd voo vha sab chhod pata nhi kyuuu teri kahani janne ka mujhe itna interest kyu arha h bata bhi ab

Mai - haan toh bata kaha se shuru kruu

Jatan - shuru se vhi se jaha se tu aya h vo Madhya Pradesh ke chhotasa shahar


Mai - haan toh .....

to be continued........




















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awesome update

 

[mashish]

Dil ka ego update 4​

Mai - haan toh bata kaha se shuru kruu

Jatan - shuru se vhi se jaha se tu aya h vo Madhya Pradesh ke chhotasa shahar

Mai - haan toh .....

Abb aage ​

mai- toh me Madhya Pradesh ke ek chhotese shehar ka ladka hu humara shehar itna bhi chhota nhi h pr mere liye vo chhota hi tha kyuki mene kabhi usse ghuma hi nhi theek se me ek middle class family se hu mere dad bhut ache h unka business h electronic ka meri mom housewife h meri ek sister bhi h chhoti sab acha tha sivaye mere me bhut zyda weak tha padai me or sath hi kisi sports ya activity me bhi me kuch khas nhi tha meri vjhse mere mom dad ko bs insult hi sehni padti thi kyuki baki bacho ki tarah me smart nhi tha
Mera koi dost bhi nhi tha meri puri schooling life me ek bhi dost nhi tha humesha har class alg akela rehta tha teachers bache bs mazak bante the esa nhi h ki ek hi school me tha nhi 4 school change krne pr bhi ek dost nhi bana sab jagha hui toh bs insult or mazak kyuki padai me weak hone ki vjhse had koi na mazak banata tha naa toh backbencher mera naam naahi toppers me bs akele baithe rehna akele lunch Krna baki bache ek dusre se lunch share krte the pr bs unhe dekhta tha esa nhi h ki mene kabhi try nhi kiya dost banane ki pr koi interested hi nhi hota tha me attractive nhi thana kai baar mere sath baithe huye bacho ko uske dost birthday parties me bulate the mere samne unhe invite krte or mujhe lgta ab mujhse bhi kahega pr nhi pata h mere sath unka relation tha mazak ka bss mazak krte the koi apni takat dikhane ko mujhe dhamkata koi class ko hasane ke liye mere mazak banvata mujhe smjh hi nhi ata tha ki kya Krna chahiye naa koi samjhane ko tha na smjhne ko fir har parents teachers meets me teacher yaa toh meri marks ko leke meri complaint krti or meri mom Ko kehti aap dhyaan nhi deti h
Meri mumma ne meri tutions lagvayi sab kiya pr vha bhi na me smart bnaa naa mera koi dost bs vha bhi mazak bana tution teachers ke dande kai baar toh bhut logo ne kha ki teri shakal dekh kar hi tujhe maarne ka mnnn krta h esi tha sab life yeh sab kam nhi tha ki dad bhi baki bacho se compare krne lage or specially cousins se relative ke bacho se padosiyo se esa hi chal rha tha khudko disappointment maan hi liya tha mene me zyada
ESi me 12 th standard me aya esa nhi tha ki tab tk meri koi pehchaan ban gyi thi sab vesa hi tha na koi dost na koi sahara me akela or mujhe mera hi sahara school me sabke groups the toppers ka backbencher ka alg sab bhaidya the aps me bhi sabke bhut group the ek group ke sab the topper backbencher first bencher middle bencher sab us group ke ladke mazak banvate the sabka or mera sabse zyada kabhi kisi ne sur pr maar diya kisi ne niche gira diya kabhi gum balo me laga dena kabhi paani pant me dalna mujhe jese adat si hogyi thi vo sab gaali galoch krte the mtlb hoti hi h india me galiya dena aam baat h pr mujhe gaali dena nhi ata tha naahi me deta tha kyuki ese dost hi nhi the jo galiya sikhaye jo ghume fire jo hasaye jo baat kre esliye shehar chhota lgta tha kyuki ghuma hi nhi tha toh esi ek din ek ( yhaa se es kahani me galiya shuru hojayengi)
toh ek din ek bakchod ne mere sang bakchodi krne ke liye mere class me enter hote hi mujhe phiche se pakad liya or girls ki row ki taraf lejake mujhe dhakke marne laga phiche se ladkiya sab dekh ke has rhi thi usi time class me principal madam ki entry hui or mene usse chhutne ke liye apne hath. Per jhatkaar ke chhutne ki koshish kr rha tha tabhi mera per uske main part pr pada or vo zorse chilate huye phiche ki taraf hata puri class usse dekh rhi thi me apna hath apne main part pr rakh ke chila rha tha or naach rha tha tabhi vo principal madam se takragya or mam gir gyi or vo mam ke uper gir pada mtlb esa lg rha tha jese
mam ke muh pr baith gya hoo saare bache class ke has rhe the uske uper yeh dekh ke mujhe bhi hasi agyi vo abhi bhi chila rha tha shyd zorse pad gyi thi usse laat toh mam ne usse zor se dhakadiya apne uper se hatane ke liye or vo samne ki taraf gir pada uska hath still uske main part pr hi tha tabhi mam apni saree theek karte huye uthi or uski traf dekha tab tk vo bhi khada hogya tha mam ne usse paas jaake usse ek zordaar thapad mara puri class abhi bhi has rhi thi mam ne usse kha ki kya naach kr rhe the murge ki tarah school me sab bache has rhe the uspe mujhe bhi hasi arhi thi fir mam ne usse murga banne ki punishment di assembly hall me aane ke liye sabhi 12 standard ke students ko kha or chali gyi or us murge ko bola tum sabse last me ana sabbhi student ek ek karke line me assembly hall me jaane lage sab uss murge ko dekh ke haste huye jarhe the fir hum sab Assembly hall me phuche vha mam ne pehle hume 12 board exam ki dates aagyi h yeh information di fir mam ne ek achasa lecture diya fir mam ne kha

mam - dear student humare school se kayi saare toppers rankers paasout hote h har saal pr aaj tk esa mauka kisi bhi bache ko nhi mila h jese aap mese kisi ek ko milne vala h ( sabhi students apas me esa kya hoga kya bol rhi h mam ) ji haan bacho es saal india ke sabse ache college C.B.S.I me jaane ka mauka humare school ko represent krne ka mauka C.B.S.I bhut bada college h or vha bs best mese best bache hi japata h vese toh us college ki policy h ki bina entry exam diya vha kisi bhi bache ko admission nhi milta har saal unki seats full hojati h pr es saal us college ke 25th foundation day mtlb College ke 25 th year complete hone ki celebration me unhone ek lucky student lottery ka ayojan kiya h unhone india ke kuch states ke kuch schools ko yeh letter bheja h es letter me likha ki ......
to be continued

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superb update

 

[mashish]

Dil ka ego update 5

ji haan bacho es saal india ke sabse ache college C.B.S.I me jaane ka mauka humare school ko represent krne ka mauka C.B.S.I bhut bada college h or vha bs best mese best bache hi japata h vese toh us college ki policy h ki bina entry exam diya vha kisi bhi bache ko admission nhi milta har saal unki seats full hojati h pr es saal us college ke 25th foundation day mtlb College ke 25 th year complete hone ki celebration me unhone ek lucky student lottery ka ayojan kiya h unhone india ke kuch states ke kuch schools ko yeh letter bheja h es letter me likha ki ...

Abb agge.

Es letter me likha h ki CBSI COLLEGE APKA SVAGAT KRTA H OR AAPKE SCHOOL MESE SHYD KISI EK STUDENT KO HUMARE ES COLLEGE ME ADMISSIONS MILE WITH FULL SCHOLARSHIP .

(Sabhi STUDENTs clap krte h)

PRINCIPAL MAM - ab me apko batati hu aap logo ko kya Krna h humare school ko represent krne ke liye apki class teacher apko roll no. Vise ek card dengi jispe school ki stamp lagi hogi us card me apni details fill up Krke or kuch achi baate likh ke apko us card ko post Krna h adress or baki details apko teacher dedengi me chahti hu ki humare school ke sabhi ache or toppers students esse zarur post kre or baki bacho ke liye compulsory nhi h or me chahti bhi nhi hu ki kisi bhi tarha ki koi mistake ho jisse humare school ka name kharaab hoo I hope aap baki bachon ko smjh agyi hongi ab aap sab apne apne class room me jaskte h ....

Sabhi students apni classes me chale gye

Mai apni seat pr baitha sabse last me alg fir

mam class me aayi

Mam - principal mam ki baat aap sabhi ne theek se suni hi hogi fir bhi me apko aage ka process bata deti h aap logo ko me abhi ek card dunga jispe school ki stamp lagi h esi hi baaki school jha jha letter gya vha ke students ko bhi diya jayega CBSI COLLEGE WALE APNE ACCORDING 100 CARD CHOOSE KRENGE FIR UN STUDENTS KI DETAILS MANGVAYENGE MEANS KE APKE PAST RESULTS FIR UNMESE 10 STUDENTS NAME VO SELECT KRKE EK BOWL ME UNKE NAME KI CHITS DAAL KE US COLLEGE KE DEAN KE HATHO EK CHIT NIKALWAYI JAYEGI USPE JISKA NAAM HOGA VHI BACHAA JAYEGA
VESE TOH PRINCIPAL MAM KA KEHNA THA KI SIRF SCHOOL KE TOPPER BACHO KO JINKI LAST YEAR RANK AAYI THI UNHE HI CARD DIYA JAAYE TAAKI SCHOOL KI INSULT NA HO PR SABHI BACHO KO CARD DENA COMPULSORY H FIR VO STUDENT PR H VO BHARE KI NHI FIR BHI ME JIS JISKA NAAM LU VO EK EK KRKE AATE JAAYE OR APNA APNA.CARD LETE JAAYE ME JIN JIN STUDENTS KO CARD POST KRNE KI BOLUNGI SIRF VHI STUDENT CARD POST KRNA BAAKI SAB ESSE GHR JAAKE RAKH LENA PRINCIPAL MAM KA YHI ORDER H ......

DHEERE DHEERE MAM SABKO CARD DENE LAGI KIS KIS KO POST KRNA CHAHIYE MTLB AS USUAL SABHI TOPPERS KO UNHONE YHI BOLA OR CLASS KE KUCH SMART STUDENTs KO bHI..

AB MERA NAAM AYA

MAI APNI SEAT SE UTHKE MAM KE PAAS JARHA THA TABHI kuch ladke

Ladke - esse kyu de rhe hoo waste hojayega card or eski jagha mujhe dedo do baar post krdunga ha ha haha...

Puri class uski baat sunke hasne lagi teacher bhi pr me or ek insaan or tha jo nhi hasa....

Me mam ke paas gya .

Mam ( card dete huye ) - avyush Varma vese vo shi bol rha h tumhe yeh card dene se hi es card se leke us college sabki insult horhi h ...
( Teacher hoke bhi unhone mujhe esa kha kyuki unhe mujhse chid thi )

Me kisiko pasand nhi tha mene vo card liya or bina usse dekhe apni seat pr aake baith gya ....
Ab usdusre insaan ke baare me jo us ladke ki baat sunke nhi hasa tha
Vo tha vhi ladka jo murga bana tha
Uske mann me alg hi kuch chal rha tha

2 ladke ( mann me) - eski vjhse meri bhut insult hui aaj mujhe murga banna pada sab mujhpr has rhe the esse toh me chhodunga nhi eski pure school ke samne insult karaunga ........

To be continued


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awesome update

 

[mashish]

Dil ka ego update 6​

Me kisiko pasand nhi tha mene vo card liya or bina usse dekhe apni seat pr aake baith gya ....
Ab usdusre insaan ke baare me jo us ladke ki baat sunke nhi hasa tha
Vo tha vhi ladka jo murga bana tha
Uske mann me alg hi kuch chal rha tha

2 ladke ( mann me) - eski vjhse meri bhut insult hui aaj mujhe murga banna pada sab mujhpr has rhe the esse toh me chhodunga nhi eski pure school ke samne insult karaunga ........

Abb aage..​

Me aake apni seat pr baitha or fir mam ne baki details di fir school khatam hua

Or ese hi din nikal rhe the school ki traf se board ke liye preparation leave mil chuki thi pre boards exam bhi huye fir in pre board exam ka result ane wala tha school me uske liye P.T.M. (parents teachers meet) rakhi thi
Mere ghr me
Me apni coaching se ghr aya toh mere ghr me khushi ka mahol tha sab khush the me thoda confuse tha fir papa aye or mujhe gale laga liya
Me (mnn me) - kya hua h kya chal rha h mene esa kya krdiya

Me - mumma kya hua h kis baat ki khushi manayi jarhi h

Mom - tere papa ko teri principal mam ka call aya tha unhone kal hume PTM ME KHAS INVITE KIYA H

Me - kis liye

Me ( mann me ) - mene toh kuch esa nhi kiya fir kyu bulaya h vo bhi khs

Papa - teri tarif krne ke liye

Me - meri???

Papa - haan unhone kha ki apke bete ne kamaal krdiya h uski tarif krne ke liye bulaya h

Fir me apne room me agya
Or sochne laga ki meri taarif jo aaj tk nhi hui meri tarif krne ke liye bulaya h kya mene itna acha exam diya haa mehnat toh kri thi mene pr itna acha toh nhi gye the mere paper fir kyu ese bola papa ko mam ne khi wrong no. Toh nhi laga diya hoga unhone ...
yhi sab sochte sochte me baitha rha fir dinner ke time bhar aaya toh sab meri pasand ka banaya tha maa ne khane me maa papa dono khush the unki khushi dekh ke mene socha acha hi hoga aaj pehli Baar mujhe lg rh tha ki vo mere liye khush h ..fir mene khana khaya or jaldi sone chala gya ..

Subha hui ....
Mujhe kuch ajeeb lg rha tha pr bhut khushi bhi thi
me fresh hoke breakfast ke liye gya vha papa maa aaj bhut khush the jaldi ready horhe the

mene breakfast kiya ek do baate huyi hum sab ready hoke school ke liye nikle

papa ne mujhse kha ki tu gaadi chala jo vo kabhi nhi kehte the or vo mere bagal me baithe fir hum log school phuche

School me enter hote hi mujhe bhut azeeb saa lagne laga dar saa

Pr me khush tha esliye gya hum meri class teacher ke paas gye unhone hume dekh ke khadi hogyi or boli aap log yha nhi hall me chaliye sab vha aapka intezar kar rhe h mujhe ab bhut zyada ajeeb lagne laga tha me dheere dheere chal rha tha fir vha hall me phucha vha sabhi ke parents or STUDENTs teacher sab the principal mam ne mere mom dad ko bulaya or mujhe bhi stage pr aane ko kha..


Principal mam - aaiye aiye or (bade pyaar see respect se hume bulaya)
Namste me aap sabko inka prichay dena chahti hu yeh woh log h jinhone ek bhut hi mahaan insaan ko janam diya h ji ye h avyush Varma ke mata pita vese aap sabko or inhe pata hi nhi h ki ki inte bete ne kya kiya h
Toh me ab apko batati hu ki inke bete ne kya kiya es saal humare school ke STUDENTs ko ek new opportunity mili thi CBSI COLLEGE ME JAANE KI OR US COLLEGE KI TARAF SE PURI SCHOLARSHIP PAANE KI

Uske liye STUDENTs ko ek card diya gya tha jisme unhe achi baate or apni details likhkr post Krna tha. Or me bhut khushi se apko batana chahti hu me.avyush verma ka card jo unhone post kiya vo select hogya h

( Yeh sunke me bhut zyada shocked tha aakhir esa kese hoskta h mene toh post kiya hi nnhi)

Mam aage - or yeh h unka card ab me aap sabko padke batana chahunga ki avyush Varma ne es card pr kya likha h....

To be continued....​

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very nice update

 

[mashish]

waiting for next

 

[Naik]

Dil ka ego update 5

ji haan bacho es saal india ke sabse ache college C.B.S.I me jaane ka mauka humare school ko represent krne ka mauka C.B.S.I bhut bada college h or vha bs best mese best bache hi japata h vese toh us college ki policy h ki bina entry exam diya vha kisi bhi bache ko admission nhi milta har saal unki seats full hojati h pr es saal us college ke 25th foundation day mtlb College ke 25 th year complete hone ki celebration me unhone ek lucky student lottery ka ayojan kiya h unhone india ke kuch states ke kuch schools ko yeh letter bheja h es letter me likha ki ...

Abb agge.

Es letter me likha h ki CBSI COLLEGE APKA SVAGAT KRTA H OR AAPKE SCHOOL MESE SHYD KISI EK STUDENT KO HUMARE ES COLLEGE ME ADMISSIONS MILE WITH FULL SCHOLARSHIP .

(Sabhi STUDENTs clap krte h)

PRINCIPAL MAM - ab me apko batati hu aap logo ko kya Krna h humare school ko represent krne ke liye apki class teacher apko roll no. Vise ek card dengi jispe school ki stamp lagi hogi us card me apni details fill up Krke or kuch achi baate likh ke apko us card ko post Krna h adress or baki details apko teacher dedengi me chahti hu ki humare school ke sabhi ache or toppers students esse zarur post kre or baki bacho ke liye compulsory nhi h or me chahti bhi nhi hu ki kisi bhi tarha ki koi mistake ho jisse humare school ka name kharaab hoo I hope aap baki bachon ko smjh agyi hongi ab aap sab apne apne class room me jaskte h ....

Sabhi students apni classes me chale gye

Mai apni seat pr baitha sabse last me alg fir

mam class me aayi

Mam - principal mam ki baat aap sabhi ne theek se suni hi hogi fir bhi me apko aage ka process bata deti h aap logo ko me abhi ek card dunga jispe school ki stamp lagi h esi hi baaki school jha jha letter gya vha ke students ko bhi diya jayega CBSI COLLEGE WALE APNE ACCORDING 100 CARD CHOOSE KRENGE FIR UN STUDENTS KI DETAILS MANGVAYENGE MEANS KE APKE PAST RESULTS FIR UNMESE 10 STUDENTS NAME VO SELECT KRKE EK BOWL ME UNKE NAME KI CHITS DAAL KE US COLLEGE KE DEAN KE HATHO EK CHIT NIKALWAYI JAYEGI USPE JISKA NAAM HOGA VHI BACHAA JAYEGA
VESE TOH PRINCIPAL MAM KA KEHNA THA KI SIRF SCHOOL KE TOPPER BACHO KO JINKI LAST YEAR RANK AAYI THI UNHE HI CARD DIYA JAAYE TAAKI SCHOOL KI INSULT NA HO PR SABHI BACHO KO CARD DENA COMPULSORY H FIR VO STUDENT PR H VO BHARE KI NHI FIR BHI ME JIS JISKA NAAM LU VO EK EK KRKE AATE JAAYE OR APNA APNA.CARD LETE JAAYE ME JIN JIN STUDENTS KO CARD POST KRNE KI BOLUNGI SIRF VHI STUDENT CARD POST KRNA BAAKI SAB ESSE GHR JAAKE RAKH LENA PRINCIPAL MAM KA YHI ORDER H ......

DHEERE DHEERE MAM SABKO CARD DENE LAGI KIS KIS KO POST KRNA CHAHIYE MTLB AS USUAL SABHI TOPPERS KO UNHONE YHI BOLA OR CLASS KE KUCH SMART STUDENTs KO bHI..

AB MERA NAAM AYA

MAI APNI SEAT SE UTHKE MAM KE PAAS JARHA THA TABHI kuch ladke

Ladke - esse kyu de rhe hoo waste hojayega card or eski jagha mujhe dedo do baar post krdunga ha ha haha...

Puri class uski baat sunke hasne lagi teacher bhi pr me or ek insaan or tha jo nhi hasa....

Me mam ke paas gya .

Mam ( card dete huye ) - avyush Varma vese vo shi bol rha h tumhe yeh card dene se hi es card se leke us college sabki insult horhi h ...
( Teacher hoke bhi unhone mujhe esa kha kyuki unhe mujhse chid thi )

Me kisiko pasand nhi tha mene vo card liya or bina usse dekhe apni seat pr aake baith gya ....
Ab usdusre insaan ke baare me jo us ladke ki baat sunke nhi hasa tha
Vo tha vhi ladka jo murga bana tha
Uske mann me alg hi kuch chal rha tha

2 ladke ( mann me) - eski vjhse meri bhut insult hui aaj mujhe murga banna pada sab mujhpr has rhe the esse toh me chhodunga nhi eski pure school ke samne insult karaunga ........

To be continued


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[Naik]

Dil ka ego update 6​

Me kisiko pasand nhi tha mene vo card liya or bina usse dekhe apni seat pr aake baith gya ....
Ab usdusre insaan ke baare me jo us ladke ki baat sunke nhi hasa tha
Vo tha vhi ladka jo murga bana tha
Uske mann me alg hi kuch chal rha tha

2 ladke ( mann me) - eski vjhse meri bhut insult hui aaj mujhe murga banna pada sab mujhpr has rhe the esse toh me chhodunga nhi eski pure school ke samne insult karaunga ........

Abb aage..​

Me aake apni seat pr baitha or fir mam ne baki details di fir school khatam hua

Or ese hi din nikal rhe the school ki traf se board ke liye preparation leave mil chuki thi pre boards exam bhi huye fir in pre board exam ka result ane wala tha school me uske liye P.T.M. (parents teachers meet) rakhi thi
Mere ghr me
Me apni coaching se ghr aya toh mere ghr me khushi ka mahol tha sab khush the me thoda confuse tha fir papa aye or mujhe gale laga liya
Me (mnn me) - kya hua h kya chal rha h mene esa kya krdiya

Me - mumma kya hua h kis baat ki khushi manayi jarhi h

Mom - tere papa ko teri principal mam ka call aya tha unhone kal hume PTM ME KHAS INVITE KIYA H

Me - kis liye

Me ( mann me ) - mene toh kuch esa nhi kiya fir kyu bulaya h vo bhi khs

Papa - teri tarif krne ke liye

Me - meri???

Papa - haan unhone kha ki apke bete ne kamaal krdiya h uski tarif krne ke liye bulaya h

Fir me apne room me agya
Or sochne laga ki meri taarif jo aaj tk nhi hui meri tarif krne ke liye bulaya h kya mene itna acha exam diya haa mehnat toh kri thi mene pr itna acha toh nhi gye the mere paper fir kyu ese bola papa ko mam ne khi wrong no. Toh nhi laga diya hoga unhone ...
yhi sab sochte sochte me baitha rha fir dinner ke time bhar aaya toh sab meri pasand ka banaya tha maa ne khane me maa papa dono khush the unki khushi dekh ke mene socha acha hi hoga aaj pehli Baar mujhe lg rh tha ki vo mere liye khush h ..fir mene khana khaya or jaldi sone chala gya ..

Subha hui ....
Mujhe kuch ajeeb lg rha tha pr bhut khushi bhi thi
me fresh hoke breakfast ke liye gya vha papa maa aaj bhut khush the jaldi ready horhe the

mene breakfast kiya ek do baate huyi hum sab ready hoke school ke liye nikle

papa ne mujhse kha ki tu gaadi chala jo vo kabhi nhi kehte the or vo mere bagal me baithe fir hum log school phuche

School me enter hote hi mujhe bhut azeeb saa lagne laga dar saa

Pr me khush tha esliye gya hum meri class teacher ke paas gye unhone hume dekh ke khadi hogyi or boli aap log yha nhi hall me chaliye sab vha aapka intezar kar rhe h mujhe ab bhut zyada ajeeb lagne laga tha me dheere dheere chal rha tha fir vha hall me phucha vha sabhi ke parents or STUDENTs teacher sab the principal mam ne mere mom dad ko bulaya or mujhe bhi stage pr aane ko kha..


Principal mam - aaiye aiye or (bade pyaar see respect se hume bulaya)
Namste me aap sabko inka prichay dena chahti hu yeh woh log h jinhone ek bhut hi mahaan insaan ko janam diya h ji ye h avyush Varma ke mata pita vese aap sabko or inhe pata hi nhi h ki ki inte bete ne kya kiya h
Toh me ab apko batati hu ki inke bete ne kya kiya es saal humare school ke STUDENTs ko ek new opportunity mili thi CBSI COLLEGE ME JAANE KI OR US COLLEGE KI TARAF SE PURI SCHOLARSHIP PAANE KI

Uske liye STUDENTs ko ek card diya gya tha jisme unhe achi baate or apni details likhkr post Krna tha. Or me bhut khushi se apko batana chahti hu me.avyush verma ka card jo unhone post kiya vo select hogya h

( Yeh sunke me bhut zyada shocked tha aakhir esa kese hoskta h mene toh post kiya hi nnhi)

Mam aage - or yeh h unka card ab me aap sabko padke batana chahunga ki avyush Varma ne es card pr kya likha h....

To be continued....​

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Aisa lagta h yeh usi ladke likh ker dala h ayush k naam ka aur usne maa baap k baare mkuch galat likha principal mam shayad jhoot bol rahi h kyonki ayush n tow card likh ker dala hi nahi tha ab likhak sahab hi bata sakte h kia huwa tha
Aage dekhte h kia hota h
Bahot shaandaar mazedaar lajawab update bhai

 

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