malikarman
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Super updatePart 17: 29/30 november - 1 december 2024
shukrawar shaniwar aur ravivar. yah teen din ke liye koi khas badi update nahin hai. kyunki jo bhi kuchh hua vah phone per aur chat per hua. Han par chat aur phone per baten donon masaledar thi. aur isi vajah se, main aapko yah masaledar baten likhkar aapke samne rakh raha hun. ab to shweta ki jindagi mein 2 mard the baten karne ke liye. do tarah ki shweta dikhai de rahi thi.
ek thi ekadam shy kism ki, jo dar dar ke jina dikha rahi thi jo thi john ke sath.
ek uska ekadam randi wala roop, jo uska javed ke sath tha.
ek chhota sa kirdar aur bhi shweta mein ubhar raha tha, aur vah tha hamare naukar ramesh ke sath.
main teenon ki baten aapke samne rakh deta hun.
john ke sath......
ine teen dinon ke dauran, shweta ne phone per aur message per john ko puri baat samjhane ki koshish ki.
john: to iska matlab yah hua ki javed bhai ko ham donon ke bare mein sab kuchh pata hai. humne kis kiya tha vah bhi bata diya?
shweta: dekho vah mera itna achcha dost hai, ki main usse kuchh bhi chhupa nahin sakti.
john: sidha bolo na ki bataya ki nahin bataya?
shweta: han bata diya.
john: use kaise pata chala, aap vahi hai?
shweta: body measurement se. tumne javed se share kiya hoga. javed ko pahle doubt tha. fir main milane jaane wali thi. ham mile to usne ghuma kar poochha mujhe. tumhen uski baton mein aa gai. galti se mere se nikal gaya. matlab usko shaq tha, unhone mujhse baat nikalwa li.
john: usko aapki body measurement kaise pata hai?
shweta: college mein ham donon sath mein the. kuchh hua ki jis vajah se ham log shaadi nahin kar paye. aur uske bad main apne kapde unse silwati hun. to uske pass jaati rahti hun. to is vajah se usko mere measurements pata hai.
john: matlab vah aapka bahut kareeb hai.
shweta: aisa kuchh bhi nahin hai. tum galat soch rahe ho.
john: dekho jaise mera kis karna aapane usko bata diya hai, mujhe bhi sach batao ki javed ke sath aapka kis prakar ka rishta hai?
shweta: tum itne possessive kyon ho rahe ho?
john: mujhe possessive hone ki jarurat kahan hai? vah aapke pati honge. mujhe to sirf yah janna hai ki, meri kitni wat lagne wali hai?
shweta: tumhari waat nahin lagegi. aisa kuchh bhi nahin hoga jisse tumhen koi bhi problem ho. tum tension mat lo. meri already fati padi hai.
john: tum log to dost ho. main ismein naya fans chuka hun. aur ab mujhe lag raha hai ki kahin main na fans jaaun. aap donon ke chakkar mein.
shweta: mujhe thodi pata tha, yah itni chhoti duniya hai. main aisa chahti thi ki meri asaliyat donon ke samne aa jaaye. ki main javed ke sath bhi hun, tumhare sath bhi hun. main aisi aurat thodi hun? thoda mere bare mein to socho?
john: aapki baat bhi sahi hai. aapane jo bhi bola uske hisab se to, ab donon kafi kareeb honge. mera matlab hai jo main sirf ummid lagaya baitha hun, vah sab to vah kar chuke honge.
shweta: ji nahin. hamare bich mein kuchh nahin hua hai. na kabhi pahle hua hai. kabhi kuchh hone ka mauka hi nahin mila. ham donon bahut acche dost hain. han vah alag baat hai ki ham kafi najdeek dost hain. khul kar baat kar sakte hain ek dusre ke sath. per hamare bich mein kabhi koi rishta nahin hua. ek percent bhi nahin hua. main sirf apne pati ki hi hun. aur koi meri jindagi mein... aap log jis tarah se aaye ho na usi tarah se ho. ek type ka dhyan bhatak chuka hai mera bus. aur ek ke bad ek aap donon mile mujhe. main bhi kuchh sambhal nahin pa rahi.
john: aap tension mat lo. ek kam karte hain agale budhwar ko ham teenon milte hain. khul kar baat kar lete hain.
shweta: tum dimag se paidal ho kya? yahan per abhi yah nahin pata chal raha mujhe ki mere pati ko kuchh baat pata chali bhi hai ki nahin. aur ham teenon milenge kitna awkward feel hoga. mera to socho ki main kya munh dikhaungi donon ko? donon ko alag se baat kar sakti hun main. donon jab samne aa jaaoge. tumhen kya jawab dungi aap donon ko? ek to umra mein bhi donon kafi different ho.
john: aunty mujhe lagta hai ki agar baat nahin karenge na khulkar. to yah duvidha aur bhi badh jayegi. ravi bhai aapke pati ki. to uncle ki haal chaal ko dekhte raho. use din thake the aap ne hi bata. ho sakta hai thakan mein vah kuchh bhi bol rahe ho. uske man mein kuchh bhi na ho. tab tak ke liye agar ham teenon milkar batchit kar lenge. to aage jakar plan karne mein pata chalega.
shweta: are kya plan karna hai tumhen? teenon milkar baat kya karenge? mera bantwara karne ki soch rahe ho kya? bol to diya javed mera ek type ka boyfriend hai. teenon ko milane ki kya jarurat hai?
john: per main bhi to hun na aapka boyfriend. ismein mera kyon bakra ban raha hai?
shweta: han tum bhi ho ek type ke boyfriend. kya samjhaun main tumhen? samajh gai tum kya kahana chahte ho. teenon mil lete hain. openly discussion kar lete hain. tab tak main ghar per dekhti hun ki kya hota hai. tere uncle ko kitni baat pata chali hai? mujhe lagta hai ki main daldal mein fansti ja rahi hun.
john: main aapko aise fasne bhi nahin dunga. ham baat karenge teenon, to ho sakta hai ki rasta nikal aaye.
shweta: kya rasta nikaalne ki soch rahe ho tum? chhodo mera dimag kharab ho gaya hai.
teenon dinon ko milakar is tarah ki charchaen hui thi. john aur shweta ke bich mein. ab main aapko batata hun ki javed aur shweta ke bich mein kya baat hui hai ine teen dinon ke dauran.
javed: aur tune sab kuchh bata diya shweta? sab kuchh bata diya john ko? ki ham donon ka kya rishta hai?
shweta: yah baat aaj nahin to kal samne aa hi jaane wali thi. tum donon ek sath kam karte ho. kabhi tumhare naam se mera naam nikal gaya. pata chal hi jaane wala hai.
javed: matlab tum uske sath to rahogi hi rahogi.
shweta: tum yaar mujhe bahut fansa rahe ho. is tarah se baat karoge to fir....
javed: bus itna janna chahta hun. ki tum uske sath bhi rahana chahti ho, aur mere sath bhi rahana chahti ho?
shweta: main kisi ke sath nahin rahana chahti. main sukun chahti hun.
javed: donon se khulkar baat karti ho. mujhe nahin lagta ki donon ke bagair tum rah paogi. mujhse jhooth mat bolo shweta. sach bataaoge kya tum john ko chhod sakti ho?
shweta: nahin chhod sakti.
javed: aur yah batao ki kya tum mujhe chhod sakti ho?
shweta: abhi ki halat dekhte hue to han. tumhen chhod sakti hun. tumhen main pahle se hi chhod kar aa rahi hun. tumhen chhodana aasan hai.
javed: itna pyar karne lagi john ko.
shweta: yah pyar nahin hai. mujhe nahin pata ki kis prakar ka ehsas hai. mujhe uske sath rahana pasand hai. that's it.
javed: tum agar usko de sakti ho, tumhare liye maine shaadi nahin ki. to bahan chod mere sath chudane mein kya problem hai? mere pass bhi land hai. sali pahli bar tujhe nangi maine dekha tha.
shweta: to tujhe sirf chudai karni hai na meri. to kar dungi jugaad. chadh jana mere per.
javed: pyar karta hun tumhen. tumhare liye shaadi nahin ki. ise dekha jaaye to tum mujhe chodne se rok nahin sakti
shweta: to condom lekar rakhna tha ghar per. chudwane hi aai thi.
javed: mujhe thodi pata tha ki aaj tum pair khol kar samne se aa jaaogi.
shweta: to gaya mauka hath se. ab hath se kam chala lo.
javed: yaar tum to har bar mujhe... sach mein yaar tum impossible ho.
shweta: john se baat chal rahi hai, uska proposal hai ki ham teenon ek bar mile. milana hai teenon ko ek bar?
javed: ham teen milkar karenge kya?
shweta: vah to mujhe bhi nahin pata.
javed: bahut unrealistic situation ho jayegi. mujhe nahin milana hai.
shweta: mujhe uski baat mein dam lag raha hai. ek bar khulkar baat kar lenge ham teenon. to jugaad nikal sakta hai
javed: kis type ke jugaad ki baat kar rahi ho?
shweta: rishto ka aur kya?
javed: to tum donon se chudogi?
shweta: are bahan chod. chudai se aage bad socho. idhar ghar mein meri lanka lag jayegi.
javed: theek hai to fir mil lete hain. kya pata teri cudaai ka achcha intejaam ho jaaye. to tumhen do land mil jaenge.
shweta: tum sach mein madrachod hi rahoge. chudai ke alava tere dimag mein kuchh baat hi nahin re chalti.
javed: vah to khulkar baat nahin kar raha john. varna vah bhi tumhen aise hi bolata. use boyfriend bane rahana hai na. boyfriend banega tabhi to tumhare badan ko pa sakta hai. vah achcha baccha hai. isliye dhang se bol raha hai. aur main khulkar bolkar ganda sabit ho raha hun. ganda to vah bhi hai hi na.
shweta: is budhwar ko aa jana. ham batchit kar lenge. mujhe lagta hai ki batchit karke hi iska hal nikala ja sakta hai. tab tak ke liye main dekh leti hun ki ghar per kitni baat pata chali hai?
main ine teen dinon tak is tarah se behave karta raha ki jaane use din mein sirf gusse mein kuchh na kuchh bol diya tha. mere man mein kuchh bhi nahin hai. kyunki mujhe janna hai ki yah teenon milkar kya khichdi pakate hain. aur yah sab janne ke liye mujhe chup rahana jaruri hai. ine donon mein doctor se checkup karva kar aaya tha. kuchh test karne ke liye bola hai. vah sab ho jaane ke bad main aap logon ko bataunga. ki meri physical condition kaisi hai. tab tak ke liye to mujhe yah plan per chalna padega ki yah janna padega ki yah teenon kya decide karte hain? yah naukar wala angle aapko main abhi bata hi deta hun. kuchh interesting conversation to ine donon ke bich mein bhi hua tha.
ramesh: mem sahab aap bol dijiyega jab bhi aapko masaj karvana ho.
shweta: ramesh bahut jaldi uski jarurat padane wali hai.
ramesh: aise padhne wali hai ka matlab?
shweta: budhwar ko meri ek meeting hai. agar vah meeting mein kis prakar ka discussion hota hai... uske upar sab kuchh nirbhar karta hai. agar kuchh decision is tarah ke aaenge, to mera workload badh jaega. tum mujhe massage karvate rahana padega. tumhen bilkul tumhen bolungi.
ramesh: aisa to kya kam karne wale ho? ab bade ghar ke log ham jaise logon ki tarah majduri thode karte ho?
shweta: kuchh majduri is tarah ki hoti hai. jisse sukun milta hai. badan bhi tutata hai. per chal jata hai. tumhari shaadi nahin hui hai. isliye tumhen nahin pata hogi yah baat.
ramesh: mrs khanna bhi mujhe kai bar aisa hi bolati hai. ki kuchh darde se hote hain, karvana jarur avashyak ho jata hai. fir kahate hain ki tumhari shaadi nahin hui hai to tumhen nahin pata hoga. pata nahin mujhe kis tarah ki baat karte rahte hain. aap bhi vahi bol rahe ho. lagta hai kuchh shaadi se juda hua mamla hai.
shweta: achcha yah batao mrs khanna ko pura body masaj bhi dete ho?
ramesh: han bilkul deta hun.
shweta: tab usne kya pahna hota hai?
ramesh: chhote kapde pahnate hai.
shweta: matlab tumhare samne chhote kapde pahankar masaj karva sakte hain.
ramesh: han pure kapde utaar do, to jyada achcha rahata hai. per mere samne koi kapde thodi utarega? main tera ek chhota sa majdur.
shweta: tumhare massage mein itni kya khas baat?
ramesh: bartan se dhule hue majbut hath hai. khurdure bhi hote hain. badan per aag laga dete hain. mardon ne bhi karvaya hai. usko itna pasand nahin aaya. per auraton mein main bahut famous hun. hamare society mein bahut sari auraten mujhse masaj karvati hai.
shweta: yah mujhe nahin pata tha.
ramesh: are apna sikka bahut chalta hai.
shweta: to tumhare upar kabhi kisi ne koi jhutha aarop nahin lagaya? ki tum yah karte ho vah karte ho?
ramesh: main ekadam professional hun. main bahak nahin jata.
shweta: matlab tum ekadam buddhu ho.
ramesh: professional home isiliye buddhu bankar rahana padta hai. varna to kab ke mujhe laat maar ke nikal diye hote. aisi galti main nahin kar sakta.
shweta ne man se to yah plan banaa liya hai, ke ab vah donon se chudane wali hai. mera land khada bhi ho gaya, to vah mujhe teesra land consider karegi. per vah donon ko nahin chhodegi. kyunki ramesh se apne body ka masaj karvane ki baat kar rahi thi. ramesh ko buddhu bol diya. kya pata is dayan ka shikar, chautha shikar ramesh hi ho. kahani interesting hoti ja rahi hai. per shweta ka naseeb itna kharab hai... ki bus uske samne teen mard aa chuke hain. per abhi tak teen mein se kisi ko bhi chodne ka mauka nahin mila. itna to mera banta hai sunane ka, ki main kaisa mard lauta hun, jisne shweta ko choda hai. aur itni madad karne ke bavjud. aur itna shameless ho jaane ke bavjud. abhi tak use koi chod nahin paya. 10 12 dinon mein bahut kuchh badal gaya meri jindagi mein. fast bullet train ki tarah ja rahi hai meri jindagi. per abhi tak shweta ko sirf chumma mila hai. budhwar ko pata nahin kya hoga. uski guarantee abhi main nahin le sakta. shayad budhwar ko mera yah ghamand tut jaega. nahin agar donon milane wale hain. to sabke samne thodi nangi hogi meri biwi. respect hogi na uski utani to.
kya pata meri biwi jaisi auraton ke liye, uski ijjat lootana hi uske liye jijat dene jaisa hai. ine dauran maine donon recorder bahut chalaki se charge bhi kar liya. kyunki agale hafte ke liye bahut sara masala aane wala hai. sabse pahle to yahi janna hoga, ki kya meri biwi kisi ka shikar banegi ya nahin.