UPDATE 2
READY Hone ke baad
Main hall mein aaya
Toh dekha
Ek taraf dono didi tayyar baithi thi
Aur ek taraf sheetal
Mar gaya
Ab sheetal ke sath jaaunga
Toh yeh dono naraz ho jaayengi
Aur agar inke sath gaya
Toh meri sheetal
Aur sheetal ko mere siwa kaun pyar karta hai
Main pehle daadi ke paas gaya
Aur unke pairo ko chhua
Itne saari dua di
Ki main ginne laga
Main hansne laga
Daadi..hans kyu. Raha hai mere laal
Main..bas itni hi dua dogi
Daadi.. badmaash
Main..suno na
Inka matter solve karo na
Daadi..teri behne hain
Tu dekh
Main..aisa mat bolo
Please jaan
Daadi..achcha toh ab main teri jaan ban gayi
Main..aapko koi shakk hai kya
Daadi.. please daadi
Theek hai mere raja
Abhi karti hoon
Tera matter solve
Yeh bolke daadi ne teeno ki taraf dekha
Daadi..aaj mere bachche ka birthday hai
Isi liye
Aaj use dharam sankat mein daalne ki jarurat nahi hai
Jaan hai toh sab sath jaao
Warna koi Nahi jaayega
Yeh sunke dono didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Par geeta didi ko dekhke mere toh armaan machal rahe the
Aaj unhein dekhke mera aisa haal ho raha tha
Jaisa jethalal ka hota hai babita jee ko dekhke
Haaye main mar jaaun
Uske baad hum chaaro nikal gaye
Sheetal aage baithi thi mere sath
Aur baaki dono peeche
Main..kahan chalna hai
Geeta.. park
Meeta..haan amusement park chalte hain
Sheetal...park hi chalte hain
Sheetal bechari toh zidd bhi nahi karti thi
Phir hum amusement park gaye
Aur alag alag rides ki sawari karne lage
Kamal ki baat yeh thi
Ki meri teeno behno ko koi faraq nahi pad raha tha
Lekin humari gand fat rahi thi
Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main madarchod hoon
Jo yahan aane ke liye raazi ho gaya
Jab dragon ride se main utra
Toh mere pair kaanp rahe the
Sar ghoom raha tha
Main dheere dheere chal raha tha
Tabhi Sheetal mujhe limca laake di
Main poora ek hi saans mein atak gaya
Ab jaake thoda sukun mila
Toh uske baad hum movie dekhne gaye
Aur phir Macdonald mein chale gaye
Shaam ho chuki thi
Phir didi ne raaste mein cake pack karwaya
Aur hum ghar aagaye
Uske baad maine cake kaata
Aur pehle daadi ko khilaya
Phir geeta didi ko uske baad meeta didi ko
Aur last mein sheetal ko
Sabne mujhe gift diya
Geeta didi ne laptop diya tha
Meeta didi ne phone
Sheetal ne watch
Aur daadi ne bike
Main..aapko toh pata hai mujhe cycle chalana Pasand hai
Daadi..ab college jaayega
Toh cycle pe jaana achcha thodi lagta hai
Main..kya daadi aap bhi
Daadi muskura di
Aur phir hum sabne khana khaya
Aur phir apne apne room mein sone chale gaye
Main so gaya
Aur phir main wohin pahunch gaya
Apne mahal ke room mein
Jahan 9 ladki ghunghat odhe khadi thi
Aur geeta didi bed pe baithi mere pair daba rahi thi
Geeta.. bataiye poora din beeta diya aapne
Aur kuchh nahi kar paaye
Main..are koi halwa hai kya
Jo banaya aur kha liya
Aur waise bhi mujhe bahut dar lagta hai didi se
Bahut gusse waali hain
Pata hai ek din unhone mujhe sutta maarte hue dekh liya tha
Aur phir jab main ghar pahuncha
Toh unhone mujhe thappad maar diya
Ek nahi chaar
Mere gaal tak laal ho gaye the
Geeta..aap bas ek baar mujhe sab kuchh yaad dila dijiye
Uske baad aapko aapki himmat wapas mil jaayegi
Main..usse kya hoga
Geeta..usse kya hoga
Mere pati ki itni himmat thi
Ki akayle poori sena ko khatam kar dete the
Main..uske liye strength speed aur moves bhi aane Chahiye
Geeta..aapke paas sab kuchh hai
Suna hai kal aap college ja rahe hain
Main..haan ja toh raha hoon
Geeta..aap meri baat maanenge
Toh geeta aap ke pyar mein paagal ho jaayegi
Main..kaise
Aur phir jab didi ne mujhe plan bataya
Meri fat ke chaar ho gayi
Are bhai ab hero hoon
Toh iska matlab thodi hai
Ki main kisi se darta nahi hoon
Har insaan ko dar lagta hai
Phir bhi mujhe iske alawa koi dusra raasta nahi dikha
Upar se didi ne mujhe apni kasam de di thi
Saala didi khud hi khudko patane ka idea de rahi thi
Toh agle din main college nikal gaya
Apni bike se
Dar toh rehta hi hai Ragging ka
Ab bhale hi illegal ho
Lekin hoti hai
Toh main apni bike park kiya
Uske baad main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Dar bahut lag raha tha
Didi ke plan ke hisaab se
Mujhe maar khaani thi
Woh bhi tagdi waali
Toh main dekha ki jahan hadd se jyada Ragging ho rahi hai
Usi senior group ke paas pahunch gaya
Main..chale be side de
Beech mein khada hai
Tere baap ka sasuraal hai kya
Ab mujhe kya pata tha
Ki woh saala pehelwaan niklega
Senior1.. Fresher hai
Main..haan hoon
Toh
Apna jeeja banayega
Senior2..oye tujhe dar nahi lag raha hai
Main..kyun tu koi changez khan hai kya
Shakal se toh bakri chor dikh raha hai
Ab mujhe pata hi nahi chala
Ki saare students meri taraf hi dekh rahe the
Senior3..beta itna udne ki jarurat nahi hai
Tujhe yaha. Teen saal beetane hain
Teri Zindagi hell bana denge hum
Main..abe tu kya meri Zindagi hell banayega
Behenchod janam dete waqt maa mar gayi
Maa ke marne ke hafte ke andar hi mere baap ne dusri shaadi kar li
Aur bhaag gaya
Saala bachpan mein roti ke laale pad gaye the
Upar se chhoti behen
Gaand ke gurde chhil gaye
Isse jyada kya jahannum hogi meri life
Yeh sunke sabki aankhein nam ho gayi
Yaar main toh aise hi dar raha tha
Lekin mujhe peetna tha
Isi liye mujhe inhein uksana tha
Saala Aisi kahin biwi hoti hai
Jo khud ke pati ko pitwane ka hi plan banayi ho
Main..abe khamal aise kya dekh raha hai
Senior..abe ek Baat bata
Jab tere janam ke waqt hi teri maa chal basi
Toh teri chhoti behen kahan se aayi
Main..woh kya hai mere baap ka
Ayr Teri maa ka chakkar tha
Bas kya tha
Jo usne mujhe dhona shuru kiya
Ab maine baat hi aisi hi boli thi
Ki koi bhi peet jaata
Bhai sahab agar didi ne mujhe kasam nahi di hoti
Toh main inke paas bhatakta bhi nahi
Balki main aaj college hi nahi aata
Meri body ke har hisse se
Khoon nikal raha tha
Tabhi main behosh hoke gidd gaya
Aankh meri khuli
Main hospital mein tha
Geeta didi mera hath pakad ke roye ja rahi thi
Main jab bolne ke koshish kiya
Toh seene mein itna jyada dard hua
Ki meri cheekh nikal gayi
Yeh dekhke didi rone lagi
Geeta..tujhe hosh aagaya
Mera bachcha
Kaisa hai tu
Aur phir woh rone lagi
Main..are main bilkul theek hoon
Aap rona band kijiye
Geeta..kya jarurat thi
Tujhe jhagda karne ki
Main..woh mere sath badtamizi kar rahe the
Geeta..kya matlab
Main..woh meri behno ko gaali de rahe the
Maine saalo ki maa behen ek kar di
Geeta..keh toh aise raha hai jaise koi bahut bada teer maara ho
Main..i love you didi
Yeh sunke didi chaunk gayi
Geeta..i love you too mera bachcha
Main..i love you as a girl
Geeta..kya bola
Main..bahut din se aapse kehna chahta tha
Lekin kabhi keh nahi paaya
Main aapse itna pyar karta hoon aap soch bhi nahi sakti
Jab aankhein band karta hoon
Toh aap dikhti ho
Geeta..tujhe sharam nahi aati yeh sab kehte hue
I am your sister
Main..ab main kya karu
Mera dil mere bas mein nahi hai
Yeh sunte hi didi mujhe aise ghurne lagi
Jaise maine koi bahut bada gunaah kar diya ho
Geeta..lagta hai tere sar mein chot lag gayi hai
Isi liye tu yeh sab keh raha hai
Aarya main teri badi behen hoon
Main..toh kya
Main aapse pyar karta hoon
Karta tha
Karta rahunga
Jab tak mar nahi jaata
Geeta..main papa ko bata dungi
Aarya..bata do
Waise bhi aapke bina jeene se achcha hai
Papa mujhe maar dein
Geeta..tu paagal toh nahi ho gaya hai
Main kabhi tujhse baat nahi karungi
Aarya.. aap ki taraf se na hai
Geeta..you idiot dimaag kharab hain
Hum bhai behen hain
Aarya..yes or no
Geeta..no no no
Aarya..didi aap bahut khubsurat ho
Apna khyal rakhna
I love you with my heart
Yeh sunte hi didi ne mujhe thappad maar diya
Aur phir wahan se chali gayi
Main uthke baith gaya
Bahut dard ho raha tha
Body mein
Main window khola
Hey maa mataji
Kahin main sachmein mar gaya toh
Lekin didi ne kasam di thi
Unhone kaha tha
Ki yeh sab hoga
Woh kya hai abhi main itni unchayi pe tha
Shayad 18th floor tha
Kam jayada bhi ho sakta hai
Geeta didi rote hue bahar chali gayi
Meeta ne jab yeh dekha
Toh woh kuchh samajh nahi paayi
Geeta bina kuchh bole chali gayi
Sheetal nahi aayi thi
Use kisi ne bataya nahi tha mere baare mein
Meeta didi mere ward mein jaise aayi
Main window se kood gaya
Meeta ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh daudte hue window ke paas aayi
Lekin tab tak main zameen pe pada tha
Meeta rote hue wahan pahunch gayi
Aur mujhse lipatke rone lagi
Bahut hi jayada bheed jama ho gayi thi
Geeta shor sharaba sunke wahan pahunch gayi
Geeta..kya hua bhaiya
Pata nahi kaun tha
Wahan se koodke apni jaan de di
Meeta..cheekhte hue..aarya aarya mere bhai
Mere laal yeh tune kya kar Diya
Yeh baat jab geeta ne suni toh unhein aisa laga
Ki kisi ne loha pighla ke unke kaano mein daal diya ho
Geeta ghabrate hue jab aage gayi
Bheed ke beech se
Toh use mera sharir dikha
Woh zameen pe besudh hoke gid gayi
Ek zinda laash
Aur phir woh mere chehre ko dekhke rone lagi
Aur phir cheekhte hue chup ho gayi
Ek dum chup
Doctors aaye meri nabz check ki
Aur phir mujhe jaldi se ot mein leke gaye
Main pahunch gaya
Apne room mein
Geeta..mujhe toh laga tha aap nahi kar patayenge
Main.. aapne kasam jo di thi
Geeta..maan lijiye ki yeh ek sapna hai
Aur aapne jo kiya
Woh shayad sahi nahi tha
Main..mujhe toh yeh bhi nahi pata hai
Ki aap sach mein ho
Ya phir mera dimaag kharab hai
Aur phir doctors ne mujhe mrit ghoshit kar diya
Aur yeh baat aake meeta ko batayi
Kyunki hospital mein sirf geeta aur meeta hi thi
Doctors ki baat sunke meeta dahadein maarke rone lagi
Meeta ne papa ko phone karke sab kuchh bata diya tha
Lekin abhi tak woh nahi aaye the
Meeta mere paas aayi
Aur mujhse lipatke rone lagi
Meeta..aarya aarya please wapas aaja
Kabhi tujhe kisi baat ke liye majbur nahi karungi
Please aarya wapas aaja
Mere bhai mere laal
Meeta roti rahi lekin main nahi utha
Aur phir meeta rote hue chali gayi
Geeta ke paas
Meeta..didi aarya ab nahi raha
Didi chup kyun ho
Please kuchh bolo
Yeh sunke geeta ne thappad maar diya meeta ko
Aur phir woh aagayi mere paas
Meeta wohin baithke rone lagi
Geeta ne mera hath pakda
Geeta.. aaj main bhagwaan ko sakshi maanke
Aapko apna sab kuchh sweekaar karti hoon
Please uth jaaiye
Lekin main nahi utha
Geeta..uthiye na
Please uth jaaiye
Main kabhi aapko khudse door nahi jaane dungi
Please uth jaaiye
Agar aap nahi uthe toh main apni jaan de dungi
Aapko meri kasam
Aur tabhi geeta ki body se energy nikli
Aur mujhmein samane lagi
Aur phir meri aankhein khul gayi
Aur main uthke baith gaya
Main..yeh apna kya haal bana rakhkha hai aapne
Geeta..aap mujhse vaada kijiye
Ki aap mujhe kabhi chhodke nahi jaayenge
Main..kabhi nahi jaaungi
Toh iska matlab aap mujhse pyar karti hain
Geeta..haan
Main..haan ka matlab kya hota hai
Mujhe aapke munh se sunna hai
Yeh sunke geeta buri tarah sharma gayi
Main..boliye na
Geeta..i love you
Aur tabhi mujhe didi ke man ki baatein sunayi dene lagi
Woh toh man mein bhi sharma rahi thi
Tabhi mujhe woh sab dikha
Jisse main anjaan tha
Komal tera woh haal karunga
Ki tu bheekh maangti firegi sadko pe....
