Funny Fifty Shades Of Bakchodi

[vihan27]

Abe cc ki baat kar raha hu, waha kisko sunaya tha? Ab yaha rayta mat kar

Ohh Priya Priya

 

[Agasthya]

Agasthya ​

jaa be lsb mod

 

[Aakash.]

jaa be lsb mod

Tum mujhe bata rahe main lsb mod hoon ​

 

[Aakash.]

Abhi second part aana baki hai

2nd part me final match honga aur apan yaha nahi honga ​

 

[Aakash.]

Ab kya usko gend mar kar bataye man, apun ghay nahi hai

Tum mard ho lekin ghey nahi ye bhi batana pad raha tumhe ​

 

[Raj_sharma]

Tum mard ho lekin ghey nahi ye bhi batana pad raha tumhe ​

Ab idhar meethe jyada ghoomte hain aajkal to kya kare mitra

 

[Aakash.]

Ab idhar meethe jyada ghoomte hain aajkal to kya kare mitra

Tag Karo kon kon mitha hai hum jaanna chahte hai ​

 

[Black]

Tag Karo kon kon mitha hai hum jaanna chahte hai ​

Kaha Jaa rela.hai kal 2nd part denge flop thread ka

 

[Agasthya]

Tum mujhe bata rahe main lsb mod hoon ​

Mai tumhe bata raha hu ki tum (You) lsb mod ho

 

[Black]

Agasthya ka jaadui chiraag

Jaadugar gusse mein..tu mujhe ghelchod samajh raha hai
Mujhe woh chiraag dega ki.nahi
De nahi toh is gufa ko band karke chala jaaunga

Agasthya..bhos led ke madarchod board mere sath dhokha
Tujhe main apna lund dunga aaja le le

Yeh sunke jaadugar ke badan mein sansani daud gayi

Agasthya ka shakal rone jaisa ho gaya uska man kharab ho gaya
Woh ulti karne jaisa munh banane laga
Jaadugar neeche hont kaat te hue
Uff
Tabhi jaadugar ko ehsaas hua
Jaadugar..main aakhir baar bol raha hoon ki tu mujhe woh chiraag dega ki nahi

Agasthya ne ek dhela uthaya aur jaadugar ko maara
Jaadugar ki pagdi neeche kar gayi

Aur phir usne gufa band kar di

Jaadugar..bhukh pyas se mar jaayega tab chiraag le lunga

Aur phir jadugar chala gaya

Agasthya rote hue..master kaha ho.master mere ko bachao alpha banne ke chakkar mein maine jaadugar ko hadka toh diya lekin ab Mera kya ho gya

Kuchh time beet gaya

Tabhi agasthya ka phone baja

Aakash..kaha hai

Agasthya..mujhe nikaal mere bhai yaha se fans gaya hoon
Main mar jaaunga

Aakash.. lekin tu hai kaha

Agasthya..kaali pahadi ki aakhri gufa mein band hoon

Aakash..Abe tu wahan kaise pahunch gaya woh toh bahut khatarnak jagah hai

Agasthya..tu mujhe yaha se nikaalega ya mera biography likhega

Phone cut ho gaya

Kuchh der baad gufa khuli aur aakash wahan khada tha
Agasthya upar aagaya aur phir usne poori baat batayi
Aakash..laundiya ke chakkar mein kitna gid gaya hai

Aur phir aakash ne agasthya ko ghar chhoda
Agasthya woh jaadui chiraag dekhne laga
Kya hai ismein aisa

Agasthya so gaya sote hue sapno mein woh dhaki chiki karne laga
Chirag uske neeche aagaya
Aur phir dhaki chiki sapno mein ho raha tha lekin movement yaha hone laga
Aur phir chiraag se ek jinn nikla

Zor se awaz aayi
Kya hua

Agasthya ghabrake utha ek mota neela danav khada tha uske saamne

Jinn..lund chahiye ya bur

Agasthya fatak se bola bur

Jinn..lo phir seal pack

Aur tabhi agasthya ko kuchh mehsus hua aur usne apne ustaad ko check kiya
Wahan ustaad nahi tha wahan toh muniya thi

Agasthya

Agasthya Aakash. Raj_sharma Avaran JaideepRaj