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Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM VIDEO CALL PAR SONU KO BIRTHDAY WISH KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR NITS SONU KO TAKLIF PAHUNCHANE KE LIYE AMIT,AJAY AUR USKE BADE BHAI KAMAL KO BOHOT MAARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-



jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...
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CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-



jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...
beautiful update
 

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Sanvy ki ye sari baatein lgta to nhi h ki khanak ke palle padi hongi ulta wo confuse aur ho gyi hogi...use chahiye ek brief information us ghatna ke baare me jo sanvy ki taraf se to milni bahut hi durlabh h...to sayd khanak ko in sab se ubarne me waqt hi lgega abhi pr sanvy ne use itna to bta diya ki wo aisa h jaisa log use treat krte h agr koi uske liye achha h to wo unke liye bahut jyada achha aur koi bura h to wo unke liye kisi bure sapne se kam nhi h....ab ye baat khanak kb tak samjh paaati h wo dekhna dilchasp rhega...
Wahin sam ki jeet ka jashn bnana sabhi ko bhaari pad gya khaskar sanvy ka princi ma'am ko jawab dena...😂😂😂sahi halat kr di pr sbse jyada buri halat to nits ki hui ..phle PT me uski maari gyi fir canteen me..uska to aaj popat hi ho gya..bda B.M.X. ki dhamki de rha tha...😂😂😂😂is group me sabse jyada shatir aur kamina bnda sanvy hi h...aur sabki jaan bhi wo hi h..rakshak bhi wohi h...kul milakar wo iss group ka core h agr wo na ho to ye group ko bikharne me waqt nhi lgega...aur Rohan to in sabhi ko tabah hi kar dega...pr jb tak sanvy naam ki dhaal ki suraksha is group pe h koi inka baal bhi banka nhi kr skta h to dekhte h ab aage ky hota h...
Waiting brother..👏👏👏👏😍
 

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what a comedy yaar has haske pet dukhne laga hai abhi bhi hasi aa rahi hai


or bhai aap ye khanak ko wajah kyun nahi bata rahe ho kyunki ab last me apne kavitha likhdi iska matlub us scene ka end hogaya hai jaha tak maine jana hai
kuch chizen samjhayi nahi jaati,bas khudse samjhi jaati hain... KHANAK ko bhi yahi karna hai...
 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM VIDEO CALL PAR SONU KO BIRTHDAY WISH KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR NITS SONU KO TAKLIF PAHUNCHANE KE LIYE AMIT,AJAY AUR USKE BADE BHAI KAMAL KO BOHOT MAARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-


jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...












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