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AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-28
DATE- 5TH AUGUST
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SIRIUS
DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....
school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..
hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....
REASON...
SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..
ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...
assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..
par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...
haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..
AJAY aur AMIT...
kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...
ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???
THABBB....ABBE.....
entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..
kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..
turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...
waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..
kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...
PRINCI-i asked something...???
MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...
PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...
MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...
mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..
PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....
CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...
kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..
par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...
PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...
extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..
with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...
tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...
am i clear...!!!
CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..
apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...
PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..
CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...
ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!
MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??
ROHAN-no ma'am...
PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..
ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..
DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...
MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!
ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..
par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...
ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...
kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..
RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...
NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...
SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...
MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..
maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...
kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...
aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...
ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...
dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..
ahhhh...
mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...
mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...
P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...
apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...
ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...
aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...
MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...
saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..
lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..
distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...
SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...
MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...
ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...
MAI-chup gundi..
SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..
parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..
is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..
naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...
khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...
P.T CLASS:-
NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...
lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..
SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...
NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...
MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..
lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...
SAB-chup bhosdike...
SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...
par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...
isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...
SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...
par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..
RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!
NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...
SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....
NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..
MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...
NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...
PHRRRRRRRR...
DHAMMMMM...
finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...
saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...
is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...
MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!
RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???
MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...
barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...
RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...
saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...
MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...
RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???
MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...
aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...
jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..
MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..
par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...
ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...
MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...
anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!
RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!
MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???
RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..
MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...
NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!
SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...
MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!
EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...
NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...
NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..
MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...
NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...
jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....
aur KHANAK...
saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...
jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...
is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...
waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..
mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...
IN CANTEEN:-
MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!
ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..
jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...
sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..
ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..
ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...
NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...
MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...
NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!
sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..
MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...
SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...
MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...
RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...
MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...
SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...
MAI-hau...
SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..
MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...
NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...
jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...
SAM-chalo.. spill it out...
NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..
SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!
ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..
KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!
RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..
ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!
KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...
NITS-mai batata hun..
ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..
par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..
EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...
NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...
KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..
itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..
NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..
bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...
EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...
NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...
RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...
hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..
MAI-bhai purse..
sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...
NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...
MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..
and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..
aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...
kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..
NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...
jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..
MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..
turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..
THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..
aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...
mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..
is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...
RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???
MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..
kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...
NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..
nikaal saale mere pure paise...
SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..
jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...
NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..
pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..
aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..
ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...
zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...
NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...
ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...
NITS-30 wapas kar be...
kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..
MAI-30...!!!
NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...
MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...
NITS-teri toh saale...
baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..
MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..
bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...
meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..
SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..
hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...
isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..
thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..
SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...
RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..
MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...
SAB-shut up SANVY..
KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...
SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..
agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..
let's go guyzzz...
SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...
wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...
KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...
lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..
it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!
MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...
mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....
MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!
KHANAK-excuse me...
ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...
MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..
unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...
unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...
dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...
baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...
humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...
hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..
yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...
mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...
if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...
bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...
dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...
meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...
KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...
MAI-
jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...
achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...
gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....
gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...
AAPKA APNA V...J...
Bahad shaandaar update mitrAB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS SANVY KI PURI CLASS INCLUDING B SECTION KO EXTRA P.T KO PUNISHMENT DETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM KHANAK AUR SANVY KO APNE ISSUES SORT KARNE KE LIYE KEHTA HAI.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-29
DATE-30TH AUGUST
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE
GOOD EVENING TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THIS PLANET...
meri MAA ki taraf ek bohot hi beautiful bookey aage badhate hue kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jiske baad khud bhi aage badh side se hug kiya usne unhe..
har mahine kamsekam ek baar mere ghar me get together ya phir ye kahun ki MAA ke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ki party karte hi the hum sab joki pehli baar is saal regularly nahi ho paaya tha...
but finally aaj ye hoga,ye 3 din pehle hi tay kar liya tha sab ne..ek aur reason bhi tha...RASHI aur KHANAK joki nayi the hamare group me, unhe meri MAA se aur saath hi unke haathon ke world famous CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY introduce karwana tha..
anyways,SAM ke baad NAISHA,RAJAT, EKPREET ne bhi aage badh mom ko hug gesture diya tha..
NITS aur SONU toh MAA se mil pehle hi ghar me aise ghuse the maano wahi iske makaan maalik hon aur hum idhar kiraaye me rehte hon...
aur un sabke piche the RASHI aur KHANAK jinke face par is waqt do do expressions the..
pehle toh SANVY ke ghar par pehli baar aane ki wajah se feel ho rahi nervousness aur dusri jinse milne aaye the woh, meri MAA,unhe dekh ya phir ye kahun ki unki khubsoorati ko dekh ascharya..
is waqt ek half sleeve dheeli printed white t-shirt aur neeche maroon aur nili mixed printed kalamkari lower pants me thi MAA..
ghar par normally aise hi casual wear pehenti thi MAA par in kapdon me bhi unki khubsoorati aur aakarshan zara bhi kam nahi hui thi..
bin makeup aur kisi bhi tarah ki leepa pothi ke baawjud chehra unka yun damak raha tha maano abhi abhi bridal makeup kiya hua ho unhone...
5.7 height thi MAA ki..bank me kaam karne waali ek aam mahila par sharir kisi professional gymnast ki tarah fit tha unka jo is dheele paridhaan ke baawjud bhi bade araam se jaancha jaa sakta tha...
face par woh har waqt bani rehne waali smile unki sundarta,nirmalta aur khaaskar aas paas ke aalam ko aur khushnuma bana deti thi...
40 basant paar karne ke baawjud kisi college graduate se zyada nahi dikhti thi woh aur vyaktitv itna jeevant ki school going girls ko bhi bade araam se complex de den aur MAA ko dekh yahi sab feel kar rahi is waqt KHANAK aur RASHI..
woh dono bhi kisi angel se kam nahi dikhti thi...saath me NAISHA bhi thi jo ek modern upbringing beauty ki sabse achi example thi lekin in teeno ki khubsoorati mila bhi do toh shayad MAA ke aage feeka hi lage un sabka sammilit aakarshan...
khair,jahan ek taraf woh dono sabse peeche khadi ek tak MAA ko dekh rahi thi wahin baaki sabse milne ke baad jab MAA ne un dono ko dekha toh halki hadbada gayi woh..
nayi jagah aur pehli baar milne par hone waali un dono ki uncomfortability samajh gayi thi mom isiliye khud hi muskurate hue un dono ki taraf badhi woh...
MAA-hello girls..mai SANVY ki mom hun...
RASHI-i know,i mean we know aunty..this is for you..
ek ache mehmaan ki tarah saath laaye wrap me lipti gift aage badha di thi RASHI aur ussike saath KHANAK ne bhi jisse dekh phir muskurayi MAA aur..
MAA-itni formality ki zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..
koi party me nahi aaye jo gifts ki zaroorat thi..tumhare friend ka ghar hai ye aur mai uski mom hun..
complete impartial get together hai ye aur ye ghar jitna mera hai,utna tum dono ka bhi..
RASHI-thanks for such kind words aunty par please rakh lijiye ye..acha lagega hume...
MAA-theek hai..par badle me agar mai kuch dun toh mana tum dono bhi nahi karoge,deal...!!!
dono ke haathon se gift lete hue unhe saath le andar aate hue kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas smile di un dono ne aur...
RASHI-by the way,i am RASHI aunty and she is...
MAA-KHANAK...
KHANAK-you know me aunty...!!!
MAA-ofcourse...aur RASHI,tumhe bhi apna intro dene ki zaroorat nahi thi,tumhe bhi jaanti hun mai....
RASHI-really how aunty..???
MAA-arre mere do khabri hain naa... SONU aur NITS.. tumhare pure group ke baare me bataate rehte hain mujhe..
unhone hi pics dikhayi thi tum dono ki..RASHI,tumhari hi mom ne woh painting di thi naa SANVY ko...!!!!
hall ke left wall ke centre me lage painting ko dekh jo RASHI ki mom ne gift ki thi SANVY ko,kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar...
RASHI-aise hi nahi di thi aunty,he earned it...us painting ka jo derivation, explanation SANVY ne diya,he was worth that gift...
by the way aunty...i must say,you are very, very beautiful..bohot khubsoorat hain aap...
KHANAK-true....aur aapka ghar bhi...bohot ache se design aur decorate kiya hai aapne isse...
disigner stools ke upar rakhe kayi antiques, straight wall se chipke 6/5 size aquarium,haath se bane nakkashidaar premium lakdi ka sofa set,ussi gehre rang ka bana dining table..
waise toh white tiles lage the pure ghar me lekin table se lekar sofa tak ke neeche saleti rang ki eye printed carpet saji hui thi jo us area ko aur khubsoorat bana rahi thi..
zyada bada hall nahi tha hamara par jis tarah se sajaya gaya tha isse,dekh kar koi bhi impressed hone waala tha aur wahi hui thi KHANAK...
wahin apni sundarta ki taarif toh gol hi kar gayi MAA par jab KHANAK ne hall me rakhe artifacts aur pure design ki taarif ki toh..
MAA-pasand aaya tumhe..!!!
KHANAK-bohot...
MAA-toh jaakar same lines SANVY ko bol dena..ye sab ussika socha design hai..aur jitne artifacts rakhe hain yahan,woh sab bhi ussine laaye hain ya mangwaye hain...
KHANAK/RASHI-really...!!!
haan,ab tak bohot si chizon me apna dum aur buddhi dikha kar chownkaya tha SANVY ne un sabko par home decoration woh bhi us quality ka jo is ghar ka tha,woh kahin se bhi aam baat nahi thi jiska pura shray VERONICA ne apne bete SANVY ko diya tha,wakayi hairan karne waali hi baat thi ye..
AHHHHH......
teeno me se aage koi kuch bolta ki tabhi SANVY me kamre se NITS ke cheekhne ki awaaz aayi jisse sun muskura uthi VERONICA aur..
VERONICA-kitni baar bola hai guitar waali masti mat kar par ye NITS kabhi samajhta hi nahi..
RASHI-guitar waali masti...!!!
VERONICA-jaao SANVY ke room me..sab pata chal jaayega...
apni baat bol jahan VERONICA kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi wahin jis room me lagatar shor ho raha tha,RASHI aur KHANAK us room ki taraf badh gayi...
RASHI-heyyyy..ye kya kar rahe ho tum sab...!!! computer table ke side me hi rakhe ek bean bag me NAISHA baithi has rahi thi aur baaki saare ladke is waqt mere bed par ek ke upar ek chadhe hue the...
sabse neeche NITS tha jo lagatar shor kar raha tha.. uske upar tha mai aur mere upar SONU, phir EKPREET, RAJAT aur sabse upar SAM..is kram me apni hi sidhi banayi hui thi hum sabne...
hume is position me dekh pehle toh hairan hue KHANAK aur RASHI par phir agar MAA aa gayi toh daant padegi hum sabko,ye soch room ka door band kar diya RASHI ne..
NITS-hato be haramkhoron...mere haath chhod saale SANVY...pehle hi tedha ho rakha hai...akad gaya toh khub dukhega aur dukha na beta toh gaya tu..
aahhhhh...
saale ki dhamki sun aur mod diya tha maine haath uska jiske baad..
MAI-dhamki dene ke condition me nahi hai tu beta..abbe uchlo mat be..
zor se uchhal rahe the baaki sab mere aur NITS ke upar aur jab mere bolne par bhi un sabka ucchalna band nahi hua toh..
DHABBBBB..
AHHHH...
jaise hi SONU dobara ucchalne ko hua,mai slip out hote hue side hath gaya aur aisa hote hi diya maine ek laath uske side me...
taash ke bikhre patton ki tarah SONU aur uske baad baaki sab bhi idhar udhar ludak kar gir chuke the...
aur NITS..woh toh ab bhi ulta pada halka halka karaah raha tha jisse dekh...
MAI-kyun beta... aur kochakna hai...
NITS-nahi bhai...aaj ka kota ho gaya...
RASHI-kya kochakna..aur kis baat par ye ajeebogarib all in one wrestling match khel rahe the tum sab...
NAISHA-arre inke hamesha ka hai..woh guitar dekh rahi hai,in sabme koi na koi usse uthata hai aur jo aisa karta hai,usse ye SANVY peeththa hai..
aur iske saath baaki sab bhi uspar haath sek lete hain..
but zyadatar ye NITS hi karta hai aisa..
NAISHA ki baat sun KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar bed ke side me hi rakhe ek dark yellow solid wood finish se bani guitar par gayi..
bohot hi khubsoorat acoustic guitar thi woh jinke bridge ke pass bade hi curved tarike se VERZ likha hua tha...
(a pet name for VERONICA)
saath hi saath bridge pins aur lower bout ke beech us guitar company ke naam ke initials"MARTIN 1948" joki world ki one of the best guitar manufacturing company me se ek hai,uska mark aur date bana hua...
RASHI-wow, MARTIN.....and that too vintage..maine aisa ek piece dekha tha ebay me...par woh 1968 ka tha..
and bidding 4 lakhs tak chali gayi thi uski...ye toh pure vintage hai jo 24 hours ke andar hi 5 se upar click kar jaayegi..
MAI-waah re meri financial adviser...par kripaya apni salah apne paas rakhen...
RASHI-hahaha..very funny...mai toh bas fact bata rahi hun...
par ye sab chhodo aur batao ki is guitar ke liye jhagda kyun...!!!kyun isse touch nahi karne dete tum kisiko SANVY..!!!
EKPREET-ye iske dad ki thi... isiliye thoda possessive hai lounda hamara...
RASHI-aww.. that's so cute...
MAI-ya,ya very cute....
guitar jo thodi tedhi hokar padi hui thi,usse uske bag me daalne laga tha mai...
KHANAK-mujhe nahi pata tha ko tum guitar baja lete ho SANVY...
NITS--guitar aur ye..saale se manjira na baje theek se...
SONU-ssahi hhai..ekk bbaar bbaaju wwaale bblock mme rrehne wwaale RRAMESH KKESHARWANI unncle kke yahann ggaye tthe hhum tteeno...
mmusic kka sshouk hhai unnhe..bbohot sse eqquipments rrakhe hhue hain unnhone..
ttution bbhi llete hhai wwoh mmusic kki...
yye mahashay ttabla kke ssaamne jaakar bbaitha ggaya.....aissa bbajaya issne usse kki ddobara bbajne kke lliye usske uupar kka ccover hhi nnahi bbacha pphir...
HAHAHAHA...
sabhi has diye the SONU ki baat par jisse dekh..
MAI-abbe woh tabla hi kamzor tha.. improvisation kar raha tha mai par saala zor se maarte hi fat gaya saala..
NITS-abbe jis tarah peet raha tha naa tu usse,steel ka bhi bana hua hota woh toh crack aa jaana tha usme..
aur woh toh bechara naa jaane kitna purana tabla tha..sambhal kar rakha tha uncle ne jiska murder aur postmortem dono hi kar diya tha tune...
SONU-auur yyaad hhai.uss ppuraane sse ttable kka 2000 hhazzar mmanga ttha uuncle nne...
RASHI-really.toh diya tumne...
NITS-diye naa..aur woh bhi 5 minute ke andar...par paisa iska nahi tha,unhi ki jeb ka tha jo pehle paar kiya isne aur phir badi sharafat ke saath unhe hi louta diya..
bechare ko mila hua tution fees tha woh jo kuch der pehle hi jeb me daala tha unhone..
naye 2 hazar milne se jahan khush the woh wahin aaj tak unhe samajh nahi aaya hai ki pehle se jeb me pada 2 hazar gaya toh gaya kahan...
doubt toh hua tha unhe ispar lekin suboot kuch tha nahi..ab noton ke number toh check kiye nahi the unhone..
aaj bhi jab ye unke ghar ya unke saamne se nikalta hai toh aise dekhte hain woh isse jaise koi police chor ko dekhti hai...
NITS meri chori ki dastan ka bakhan kar raha tha,aur usse sun RASHI aur KHANAK has has ke pet pakad chuke the...
RASHI-bohot khatarnaak chiz ho yaar tum SANVY...
NITS-arre ek se ek kisse hain saale ke...2,4 picture hi ban jaani hai agar recreate karen toh...
KHANAK-but SANVY,jab guitar ghar par hai hi toh you should try to learn it...
SAM-try karega toh bhi kaam kuch nahi aana..
KHANAK-kyun...???
SAM-dikha toh bhai zara...arre bas 2 minute yaar...
ghura tha maine SAM ko par phir bag uski taraf kar di maine..
SAM-see the strings...rare right...!!!!
bag ka chain khol guitar ki strings ko touch karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne...
RASHI-wow... itni shiny... normal strings se kaafi alag hai ye toh...
SAM-bohot zyada... guitar acoustic hai par strings half classical hain..
and the strangest part..baaki guitars ki tarah naa ye strings phosphorose bronze ke bane hain,naa bronze brass ki mixture ke..
naahi metal use hua hai aur naahi nylon wire se kaam liye gaya hai..
it's organic wiring...animal intestine ko steal ke saath wield karte hue inhe banaya gaya hai..
isiliye itni moti hain ye and too hard to be played perfectly...
E minor sounds like A major par ek high pitch ke saath frequency shake ho rahi ho waise..
same goes for C major jo C kam D major zyada lagta hai par low frequency ke saath...
kisi bhi dhun ko bajaate waqt jo perfect tune release hota hai,woh nikalta hi nahi isse...
paanch saal se guitar baja raha hun mai...bina dekha complete untuned pegs ko tune kar sakta hun mai..
koi bhi note jo kabhi practice nahi bhi kiya ho pehle kabhi,10 seconds max... clearly play kar sakta hun mai but is guitar ke maamle me ye saara equation ulta hai..
is saale se bohot minnat karke ek baar isse kareeb 30 minutes tak play kar theek se bajane ki koshish ki thi maine par kar nahi paaya..
it's like a non penetrable nut to crack...ab aise me kaise sikhega ye isse...
kahin aur se kuch sikh ke aaya bhi hoga toh isse bajate bajate woh sikha hua bhi bhool jaayega ye...
RASHI-wow...aur SANVY tumhare dad baja lete the isse...that makes him...
SAM-one hell of an artist...kaash unse mila hota mai..isse bajane ka secret tarika sikh leta...
MAI-abbe band karo re guitar puran ab..
gate khol re NITS...MAA aane waali hai...
guitar wapas bag me daalte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar NITS ne bhi bina kuch kahe door khol diya aur aisa hote hi saamne MAA thi jinke haathon me ek bada sa tray tha aur jo abhi bas mere room ke paas pahunchne waali thi..
ye sab dekh ek baar phir hairan hue the KHANAK aur RASHI aur woh isiliye kyunki naa toh MAA ke aane ke koi footsteps sune the unhone aur naahi MAA ne koi awaaz di thi..
door band tha par phir bhi MAA ka yahan aana aur unki exact timing tak pata thi mujhe..
RASHI-tumhe kaise pata chala...!!!
MAA-kya pata chala kisse...!!!
NITS-woh door band tha na aunty...!!! SANVY ne guess kar liya ki aap hain bahar aur door kholne ke liye kaha..
isiliye shock ho rahi hai ye...
NITS ki baat sun bas ek smile diya MAA ne aur...
MAA-kamsekam 45 minutes lagenge dinner ready hone me..tab tak isse kaam chal jaayega ya you guys need anything thing else too...
EKPREET-arre aunty,pehle hi bohot zyada le aayi hain aap..
hum sab milkar bhi iska 1/4th tak naa khaa paayenge...
gaathiya,uska bada bhai aur gujrati swaroop faafda,saloni, chocolate cream aur good day biscuits,aise hi kuch aur meethe aur namkeen snacks jiske saath nigalne ke liye 2 litre ki pepsi bottle rakhi thi bade se tray me jo MAA lekar aayi thi...
MAA-pura finish karna hai..no excuses...
SAM-arre please aunty...bhook toh lag hi rahi hai par woh sirf isiliye kyunki shaam ke snacks nahi khaaye maine..
sirf aapke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ke liye..
NITS-aur dinner banane ki timing batane ki zaroorat bhi nahi thi aapko.. chicken ke mahak se apne aap pata chal jaana hai..
pehle SAM aur phir NITS ki baat sun bas sir shake kar nikal gayi room se MAA jiske baad..
KHANAK-kya wakayi itna acha banati hain AUNTY chicken...!!!
NITS-waise toh kaside padh de hum par abhi the best line would be,wait and decide for yourself...
KHANAK-SANVY, tumhare paas tumhare dad ki pic hai...!!!
RASHI-arre mere man ki baat bol di tune..SANVY,show naa yaar..aunty ko dekh uncle ko dekhne ki iccha aur badh gayi hai...
NAISHA-kisi aur ghar ke hall se hote hue pahunchi kya yahan tum dono..
KHANAK/RASHI-matlab...!!!
NAISHA-matlab ye ki hall me itni badi photo tangi ha uncle ki,uspar nazar nahi gayi tum dono ki...
NAISHA ki baat sun bina kuch kahe hi KHANAK aur RASHI wapas hall ki taraf badh gaye jahan aquarium waale wall ke just opposite waali wall par SANEEL AHARYA matlab mere dad ki ek badi si photo tangi hui thi..
last time peeth thi un dono ki is wall ki taraf...saamne ke views aur khaaskar MAA ko dekhne me itne khoye the KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar nahi gayi thi unki apne piche par ab jo gayi toh jaisa MAA ko dekhkar hairan hue the woh dono,same haalath abhi bhi hui un dono ki...
APS-C CENSOR waale real time eye AF camara se li gayi thi dad ki woh pic jo dekhne se aise lagti thi maano koi picture nahi balki woh khud saamne khade hon..
black colour me three piece suit par party nahi formal wear dress pehni thi dad ne us pic me...
full grown pic thi ye..exact 6 feet unche aur well build body ke maalik the dad jo is pic me pura cover hua tha...
haathon me chamchamati ghadi jiske piche ki hatheli pant ki jeb me gayab ho chuki thi...ek confident par halki smile naach rahi thi dad ke face par maano unhe pata ho ki jab bhi woh click photo ka roop legi,apne aap me unique hi dikhegi...
piche ka background pinkish white tha..ek super successful enterprenaur ki tarah dikh rahe the dad jinka bright face itna charming tha maano sirf apne looks se hi koi million dollars contract sign karwa len woh...
MAA ko dekhkar laga tha RASHI aur KHANAK ko ki shayad unke takkar ka match kahin bhi shayad hi milega par dad ki pic ko dekhte hi unki woh perfect match ki talash jaise rook hi gayi...
RASHI-wow...what a personality man...
KHANAK-sach me yaar..maine kabhi imagine nahi kiya tha ki SANVY ke mom dad aise dikhte honge...
i mean they look like some GOD & GODDESS...
NAISHA-jab maine pehli baar uncle ki pic dekhi thi toh mera bhi kuch aisa hi reaction tha...
RASHI-kiska nahi hoga...aur yaad hai, PRINCI ne bataya tha ki once,he defeated JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...
KHANAK-yup and that to easily...
RASHI-just imagine woh AURA jo apne aas paas create karte honge woh....
NITS-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES....
RASHI, NAISHA aur KHANAK wapas mere room ki taraf badhte hue baatein kar rahe the ki tabhi mere room se tez game aur NITS ki awaaz aane lagi jisse sun...
RASHI/NAISHA/KHANAK-boysss
FORZA HORIZON 4 game chal rahi thi is waqt X BOX me aur khel rahe the isse NITS aur EKPREET...
baaki sab dono me se kisi ek ko backup karte hue shor macha rahe the aur ye dekh...
RASHI-kya yaar..game khelne aaye ho kya idhar...
BOYS-haan...
NAISHA-shut up.. RAJAT,band karo ye game turant..
RAJAT-arre mai thodi na khel raha...
KHANAK-arre band karo naa yaar..tum log game khelte rahoge toh hum kya karenge...
MAI-hold it....
do badi albums jinme MAA aur DAD ki dhero pics thi,woh unke taraf badha di maine jisse dekhte hi apne time paas ka zariya mil gaya tha girls ko...
1000 se bhi zyada pics the un albums me mom dad ke..aur woh bhi around the globe se..
VENICE, SWITZERLAND,LONDON, GREENLAND, SINGAPORE,NEWYORK, AMSTERDAM, PARIS aur aise hi najane kitni hi outdoor location ke pics the unme..
kuch shaadi ke baad ke par mostly shaadi se pehle ke...
albums milte hi X BOX aur ladko ka jo combined loud audio baj raha tha room me,woh jaise un teeno ke kaano me padna hi band ho chuka tha..
teeno ke teeno mere bed me pasar gayi thi aur bade excitement ke saath har pic ko dekhne me busy ho chuki thi...
AHHHH... WHAT'S THAT SMELL... AMAZING....
kareeb half and hour ke baad ek behadh hi stomach twisting smell takrayi teeno girls ke naak me jisne apne aap hi unki aankhein band kar di..
NITS-chicken ready ho gaya..bhuk 5 guna badh gayi bhai..
turant uth kitchen ki taraf badhne ko hua NITS jispar...
MAI-10 minute hain abhi..salad kaatna hai toh jaa phir...
NITS-head shef's assistance nahi dete lounde..tera kaam hai woh..fouran amal kiya jaaye..
wapas apne bean bag me baiththe hue kaha aisa NITS ne jispar mai bhi haste hue kitchen ki taraf badh gaya..
dinner ke liye 45 minutes bole the MAA ne aur exact utne hi waqt baad saare dishes dining table par saj chuke the...
RASHI-UMMMMMHHHH.....
"A BEBER Y A TRAGAR, QUE EL MUNDO SE VA A ACABAR".
jisne bhi bola hai ye,shayad aise hi kisi quisine ko taste karne ke baad apne aap hi nikla hoga uske mooh se ye phrase...
chicken piece ke first bite ko puri tarah mooh me ghulne ke baad bhi uske taste ko feel kar rahi thi RASHI...
RASHI-it's amazing aunty..isse better chicken nahi khaaya maine kabhi...
SAM-welcome to the club...waise what's the meaning of that phrase...!!!
MAA-EAT,DRINK AND BE MERRY,AS TOMMOROW WE DIE...
MAA ne hi bata diya tha RASHI ke spanish phrase ka matlab jisse sun sab unhe hi dekhne lage the..
MAA-what...!!!
RASHI-aapko spanish aati hai aunty...
MAA-thodi bohot...aur ye phrase jab SANEEL ke saath ek baar spain gayi thi mai,tab ek restaurant ke board par padha tha maine...
RASHI-i saw in the pics aunty..
aapke aur uncle ke BARCELONA,SEVILLE aur ALICANTE me bohot se pics hain usme..
KHANAK-aur bhi bohot se countries ke pics hain...looks like aap dono ko travelling ka bohot shouk tha..
MAA-aisa nahi hai.. investment banker the woh aur clients inke kaafi deshon me the..
jab bhi apne clients ka koi bada profit karwate the woh toh bonus me he used to get a free trip to any country he desired of..
ab free ka trip kaun chhodta hai..
RASHI-hahaha...true...
MAA-ab baatein band karo and start eating...
ye baat RASHI aur KHANAK ke liye hi thi.. baaki sab toh khaane me khaaskar chicken thoosne me itna zyada busy the maano kisi project ka deadline line mila ho unhe jiske siwa kuch aur important tha hi nahi....
NAISHA-yum...ye bhi ghar me hi banaya hai kya aunty...!!!!
dinner ho chuka tha sabka jiske baad desert me mile caramel custard ka ek bite lete hi puchi thi ye baat NAISHA ne.
MAA-tumhare friend ne hi toh banayi hai...
NAISHA-really..!!!ye kab seekh li tune...!!!!
MAI-sapne me..mast shef aaya tha ek..free classes dekar gaya...
NAISHA-very funny...
dinner sabka ho chuka tha jiske baad hum sabhi apne plates utha kitchen ki taraf badh chuke the..
NAISHA-tu rehne de.. hum kar lenge...
sink me saare plates rakhe jaane ke baad unhe wash karna start karne ke liye maine ek plate uthaya hi tha ki tabhi NAISHA ne mere haathon se us plate ko le liya tha...
MAI-kya baat hai...!!!acha ek kaam kar,jab bartan dho hi rahi hai toh lage haathon pocha bhi maar diyo...
NAISHA-aa..sabse pehle tere mooh par hi maarti hun pocha...
NAISHA ki baat sun jahan ek taraf hand wash kar haste hue mai kitchin se nikal chuka tha wahin dusri taraf MAA aur unke saath RASHI aur KHANAK bhi kitchen me enter hue..
MAA-arre bachhon.. rehne do tum log... mai kar lungi...
NAISHA ki tarah woh dono bhi plates saaf karne me lag gayi thi jinhe rokne ki koshish ki MAA ne par naa rooki woh...
kuch hi der me saare plates clean hokar shelf me wapas saj chuke the..
is beech KHANAK aur RASHI ne MAA se unke aur dad ke baare me bohot se baatein puchi,unke experiences jaane..
NAISHA toh woh sab pehle se hi jaanti thi isiliye woh normal hi rahi par dauran woh dono meri MAA se aur zyada prabhavit hui thi..
baaton baaton me kab woh sab wapas hall me pahunch sofe par baith gayi,pata hi nahi chala..
shayad baatein aur zyada chalti par MAA ko time awareness tha isiliye...
MAA-kal school hai ya phir SIRIUS ne khudse koi naya holiday implant kiya hai...!!!
KHANAK-oh shit..10 baj gaye...MOM se bola tha maine ki 10 baje tak wapas aa jaaungi...
time dekh hadbada kar sofe se uth gayi thi KHANAK aur ye dekh..
MAA-relax beta..kuch nahi kahengi mom..aur agar kuch kaha toh mujhse baat karwa dena...
KHANAK-thanks aunty..
NAISHA-mai boys ko bula leti hun...
MAI-sir jhukakar adab se khadi ho jaao kaniz...jinke khwahish-deedar ki talab thi tumhe,woh khud hi apne apne tashrif baja farma chuke hain...
boyz mandali ke saath room se nikal MAA aur un teeno ke paas aate hue kahi thi ye baat maine jisse sun...
NAISHA-ussi tashrif me baja dungi zor ka agar aur bakwas ki toh...
MAI-waah..word play...apne RAJAT ki sangati me hoshiyar ho gayi hai ladki...
NAISHA-shut up...
MAA-SANVY....woh boxes..
MAA ki baat puri hone se pehle hi apne haath me rakhe bade se polithin ko unki taraf badha diya tha maine..
NITS-oh,toh ye aunty ke liye hai..saale kabse puch raha tha tujhe toh sidhe sidhe nahi bata sakta tha ye...
MAA-sirf ye polithin mera hai,iske andar rakhi chiz tum sabke liye hai...
ye bol polithin se ek ring box nikala MAA ne aur usse KHANAK ki taraf badha diya...
KHANAK-aunty ye..
MAA-kaha tha naa maine ki agar
badle me mai kuch dun toh mana tum bhi nahi karoge.!!
isiliye bina sawal kiye rakho isse..
MAA ke is tark par bina kisi laag lapet ke le liya us box ko KHANAK ne...
KHANAK-can i open it..???
MAA-sure..
KHANAK-wow... it's beautiful aunty...
chandi se bana jisme GANESHJI ke impression gade the,ek bohot hi khubsoorat sikka tha us box me jisse dekh kaafi khush ho gayi thi KHANAK...
NITS-aunty,kaun se olympics me silver jeeti hai jo ye de rahe ho isse..
MAA-jeeta toh tu bhi nahi hai kuch, par liya toh tere liye bhi hai maine...
3 din me GANESH CHATURTHI hai aur uske 3 din baad se tum sabke first terms shuru ho rahe hain..
bas ussike liye hai ye...
SONU-ppar aaunty,aap ttoh lluck mme nnahi mmante hhain nna...!!!
MAA-positivity ko luck ke saath confuse nahi karte beta..
jab BHAGWAAN ki surat saamne ho naa toh dimag thanda rehta hai aur thanda dimag sawalon ke jawab asaani se dhund leta hai...
SAB-thanks aunty...
aage badh baari baari se hug kiya tha sabne MAA ko jiske baad woh puri paltan entrance door ki taraf badh gayi...
MAA-NAISHA,ek second...
sab door cross kar hi chuke the ki tabhi MAA ne awaaz diya NAISHA ko jispar woh akeli wapas andar aayi..
MAA-ANJU ko dinner ke pics dikhane ki zaroorat nahi hai...
pure dinner ke dauran har dish ki photo click ki thi NAISHA ne...
aaj kal ke time me normal hi tha aisa karna isiliye baaki kisine toh dhyan nahi diya tha us chiz par siway MAA ke...
MAA jaanti thi ki un clicks ka reason jisse unke bataate hi NAISHA ka sir halka neeche ho gaya...
NAISHA-aunty woh...
MAA-explanation ki zaroorat nahi hai beta... maine pehle hi ANJU ke liye khana alag se nikaal diya tha...
abhi woh sab SANVY pack hi kar raha hai..lete hue jaana..
NAISHA-SANVY..!!!
MAA-hairan kyun ho rahi ho..dhyan nahi raha shayad tumhe ki aaj ki chicken curry se dono hi leg piece gayab thi..
koi aur time hota toh hungama khada kar deta woh..par aaj halka sa bhi react nahi kiya usne...kyunki...
NAISHA-leg pieces ANJALI ke bhi favourite hain...
mujhe dekhte hue jo is waqt kitchen me rice, chicken,baaki bani sabziyan aur caramel custard pack kar raha tha,puri ki thi MAA ki baat NAISHA ne jiske baad..
NAISHA-pata hai aunty ek time tha jab mai thoda jalti thi SANVY se..uski aur ANJALI ki dosti se..
waisa bond kabhi nahi dekha maine..aaj mai ANJALI ki best friend hun...
SANVY door door tak bhi nahi hai hamare beech...par bura aaj bhi lagta hai...
i just miss those days..saath milkar kitna pareshan karte the ye dono baaki sabko...
ek dusre ke liye kisise bhi ladh jaate the aur aaj,ek dusre se hi ladhte rehte hain har waqt...
inki woh bonding...i hope ki woh din wapas lout aaye...
MAA-zyada din nahi bache hain un dino ke loutne me beta...
MAA ki baat par hairangi se dekhne lagi unhe NAISHA jispar smile karte hue...
MAA-trust me.... bohot jald pehle ki tarah saath honge ye dono...
NAISHA-really aunty..agar aisa ho saka toh..
MAA-aisa hi hoga...aur tumhe kuch bhi karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..
haadse zaroor bure hote hain par kuch haadse anjaane me hi sahi,kuch toote dhaage jod jaate hain...
NAISHA-mai kuch samjhi nahi aunty..
MAA-zaroorat bhi nahi hai..
MAI-kis chiz ki zaroorat nahi hai..chandi ka sikka de diya ab kya ghar naam likhwa dun tere...
saara food pack kar MAA aur NAISHA ke paas aa chuka tha mai..
wahin meri baat sun..
NAISHA-likhwana hoga toh mai khud aunty se likhwa lungi...teri zaroorat naa hai..
mere haathon se woh choti but efficient food bag le liya tha NAISHA ne jispar..
MAI-thanks bolte hain aise time par...
NAISHA-mere liye hota toh mai bolti...jiske liye hai, agar bulwa sakta hai toh ussise bulwa le thanks..
MAI-bulwa toh leta but the thing is ki uske dictionary me thanks ki spelling bhaad me jaa waali hoti hai..
NAISHA-hahahaha....
haste hue ek baar phir MAA ko side se hug kar woh door ki taraf badh gayi..hum bhi saath hi the uske..
NAISHA-i will pray ki aapki predict ki gayi baat sach ho jaaye aunty...!!!
road side apni apni cars ke paas khade the baaki sab jinki taraf badh gaya tha mai..
aur mujhe aage jaata dekh MAA se kahi ye baat NAISHA ne jispar upari taur pe toh bas muskura bhar diya MAA ne par man hi man unke is waqt ghum rahe the kuch lines...
woh lines jisse unki soch sach ka roop lene waali thi...
LINES jo kuch yun the....
dekhne layak hoga woh drishya jab jazbaat buddhi se LADEGI...
nazaaren saaf ho jaayenge jab nazaren is paaydaan ki aakhri sidhi CHADHEGI...
upkshep (prolouge) toh ab jaakar pura hoga jiske baad...
ye GALATH apne SAHI aarambh ki taraf aage BADHEGI...
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...
AAPKA APNA V...J...
Bahot behtareen khoobsurat shaandaar update bhaiAB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS SANVY KI PURI CLASS INCLUDING B SECTION KO EXTRA P.T KO PUNISHMENT DETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM KHANAK AUR SANVY KO APNE ISSUES SORT KARNE KE LIYE KEHTA HAI.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-29
DATE-30TH AUGUST
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE
GOOD EVENING TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THIS PLANET...
meri MAA ki taraf ek bohot hi beautiful bookey aage badhate hue kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jiske baad khud bhi aage badh side se hug kiya usne unhe..
har mahine kamsekam ek baar mere ghar me get together ya phir ye kahun ki MAA ke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ki party karte hi the hum sab joki pehli baar is saal regularly nahi ho paaya tha...
but finally aaj ye hoga,ye 3 din pehle hi tay kar liya tha sab ne..ek aur reason bhi tha...RASHI aur KHANAK joki nayi the hamare group me, unhe meri MAA se aur saath hi unke haathon ke world famous CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY introduce karwana tha..
anyways,SAM ke baad NAISHA,RAJAT, EKPREET ne bhi aage badh mom ko hug gesture diya tha..
NITS aur SONU toh MAA se mil pehle hi ghar me aise ghuse the maano wahi iske makaan maalik hon aur hum idhar kiraaye me rehte hon...
aur un sabke piche the RASHI aur KHANAK jinke face par is waqt do do expressions the..
pehle toh SANVY ke ghar par pehli baar aane ki wajah se feel ho rahi nervousness aur dusri jinse milne aaye the woh, meri MAA,unhe dekh ya phir ye kahun ki unki khubsoorati ko dekh ascharya..
is waqt ek half sleeve dheeli printed white t-shirt aur neeche maroon aur nili mixed printed kalamkari lower pants me thi MAA..
ghar par normally aise hi casual wear pehenti thi MAA par in kapdon me bhi unki khubsoorati aur aakarshan zara bhi kam nahi hui thi..
bin makeup aur kisi bhi tarah ki leepa pothi ke baawjud chehra unka yun damak raha tha maano abhi abhi bridal makeup kiya hua ho unhone...
5.7 height thi MAA ki..bank me kaam karne waali ek aam mahila par sharir kisi professional gymnast ki tarah fit tha unka jo is dheele paridhaan ke baawjud bhi bade araam se jaancha jaa sakta tha...
face par woh har waqt bani rehne waali smile unki sundarta,nirmalta aur khaaskar aas paas ke aalam ko aur khushnuma bana deti thi...
40 basant paar karne ke baawjud kisi college graduate se zyada nahi dikhti thi woh aur vyaktitv itna jeevant ki school going girls ko bhi bade araam se complex de den aur MAA ko dekh yahi sab feel kar rahi is waqt KHANAK aur RASHI..
woh dono bhi kisi angel se kam nahi dikhti thi...saath me NAISHA bhi thi jo ek modern upbringing beauty ki sabse achi example thi lekin in teeno ki khubsoorati mila bhi do toh shayad MAA ke aage feeka hi lage un sabka sammilit aakarshan...
khair,jahan ek taraf woh dono sabse peeche khadi ek tak MAA ko dekh rahi thi wahin baaki sabse milne ke baad jab MAA ne un dono ko dekha toh halki hadbada gayi woh..
nayi jagah aur pehli baar milne par hone waali un dono ki uncomfortability samajh gayi thi mom isiliye khud hi muskurate hue un dono ki taraf badhi woh...
MAA-hello girls..mai SANVY ki mom hun...
RASHI-i know,i mean we know aunty..this is for you..
ek ache mehmaan ki tarah saath laaye wrap me lipti gift aage badha di thi RASHI aur ussike saath KHANAK ne bhi jisse dekh phir muskurayi MAA aur..
MAA-itni formality ki zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..
koi party me nahi aaye jo gifts ki zaroorat thi..tumhare friend ka ghar hai ye aur mai uski mom hun..
complete impartial get together hai ye aur ye ghar jitna mera hai,utna tum dono ka bhi..
RASHI-thanks for such kind words aunty par please rakh lijiye ye..acha lagega hume...
MAA-theek hai..par badle me agar mai kuch dun toh mana tum dono bhi nahi karoge,deal...!!!
dono ke haathon se gift lete hue unhe saath le andar aate hue kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas smile di un dono ne aur...
RASHI-by the way,i am RASHI aunty and she is...
MAA-KHANAK...
KHANAK-you know me aunty...!!!
MAA-ofcourse...aur RASHI,tumhe bhi apna intro dene ki zaroorat nahi thi,tumhe bhi jaanti hun mai....
RASHI-really how aunty..???
MAA-arre mere do khabri hain naa... SONU aur NITS.. tumhare pure group ke baare me bataate rehte hain mujhe..
unhone hi pics dikhayi thi tum dono ki..RASHI,tumhari hi mom ne woh painting di thi naa SANVY ko...!!!!
hall ke left wall ke centre me lage painting ko dekh jo RASHI ki mom ne gift ki thi SANVY ko,kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar...
RASHI-aise hi nahi di thi aunty,he earned it...us painting ka jo derivation, explanation SANVY ne diya,he was worth that gift...
by the way aunty...i must say,you are very, very beautiful..bohot khubsoorat hain aap...
KHANAK-true....aur aapka ghar bhi...bohot ache se design aur decorate kiya hai aapne isse...
disigner stools ke upar rakhe kayi antiques, straight wall se chipke 6/5 size aquarium,haath se bane nakkashidaar premium lakdi ka sofa set,ussi gehre rang ka bana dining table..
waise toh white tiles lage the pure ghar me lekin table se lekar sofa tak ke neeche saleti rang ki eye printed carpet saji hui thi jo us area ko aur khubsoorat bana rahi thi..
zyada bada hall nahi tha hamara par jis tarah se sajaya gaya tha isse,dekh kar koi bhi impressed hone waala tha aur wahi hui thi KHANAK...
wahin apni sundarta ki taarif toh gol hi kar gayi MAA par jab KHANAK ne hall me rakhe artifacts aur pure design ki taarif ki toh..
MAA-pasand aaya tumhe..!!!
KHANAK-bohot...
MAA-toh jaakar same lines SANVY ko bol dena..ye sab ussika socha design hai..aur jitne artifacts rakhe hain yahan,woh sab bhi ussine laaye hain ya mangwaye hain...
KHANAK/RASHI-really...!!!
haan,ab tak bohot si chizon me apna dum aur buddhi dikha kar chownkaya tha SANVY ne un sabko par home decoration woh bhi us quality ka jo is ghar ka tha,woh kahin se bhi aam baat nahi thi jiska pura shray VERONICA ne apne bete SANVY ko diya tha,wakayi hairan karne waali hi baat thi ye..
AHHHHH......
teeno me se aage koi kuch bolta ki tabhi SANVY me kamre se NITS ke cheekhne ki awaaz aayi jisse sun muskura uthi VERONICA aur..
VERONICA-kitni baar bola hai guitar waali masti mat kar par ye NITS kabhi samajhta hi nahi..
RASHI-guitar waali masti...!!!
VERONICA-jaao SANVY ke room me..sab pata chal jaayega...
apni baat bol jahan VERONICA kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi wahin jis room me lagatar shor ho raha tha,RASHI aur KHANAK us room ki taraf badh gayi...
RASHI-heyyyy..ye kya kar rahe ho tum sab...!!! computer table ke side me hi rakhe ek bean bag me NAISHA baithi has rahi thi aur baaki saare ladke is waqt mere bed par ek ke upar ek chadhe hue the...
sabse neeche NITS tha jo lagatar shor kar raha tha.. uske upar tha mai aur mere upar SONU, phir EKPREET, RAJAT aur sabse upar SAM..is kram me apni hi sidhi banayi hui thi hum sabne...
hume is position me dekh pehle toh hairan hue KHANAK aur RASHI par phir agar MAA aa gayi toh daant padegi hum sabko,ye soch room ka door band kar diya RASHI ne..
NITS-hato be haramkhoron...mere haath chhod saale SANVY...pehle hi tedha ho rakha hai...akad gaya toh khub dukhega aur dukha na beta toh gaya tu..
aahhhhh...
saale ki dhamki sun aur mod diya tha maine haath uska jiske baad..
MAI-dhamki dene ke condition me nahi hai tu beta..abbe uchlo mat be..
zor se uchhal rahe the baaki sab mere aur NITS ke upar aur jab mere bolne par bhi un sabka ucchalna band nahi hua toh..
DHABBBBB..
AHHHH...
jaise hi SONU dobara ucchalne ko hua,mai slip out hote hue side hath gaya aur aisa hote hi diya maine ek laath uske side me...
taash ke bikhre patton ki tarah SONU aur uske baad baaki sab bhi idhar udhar ludak kar gir chuke the...
aur NITS..woh toh ab bhi ulta pada halka halka karaah raha tha jisse dekh...
MAI-kyun beta... aur kochakna hai...
NITS-nahi bhai...aaj ka kota ho gaya...
RASHI-kya kochakna..aur kis baat par ye ajeebogarib all in one wrestling match khel rahe the tum sab...
NAISHA-arre inke hamesha ka hai..woh guitar dekh rahi hai,in sabme koi na koi usse uthata hai aur jo aisa karta hai,usse ye SANVY peeththa hai..
aur iske saath baaki sab bhi uspar haath sek lete hain..
but zyadatar ye NITS hi karta hai aisa..
NAISHA ki baat sun KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar bed ke side me hi rakhe ek dark yellow solid wood finish se bani guitar par gayi..
bohot hi khubsoorat acoustic guitar thi woh jinke bridge ke pass bade hi curved tarike se VERZ likha hua tha...
(a pet name for VERONICA)
saath hi saath bridge pins aur lower bout ke beech us guitar company ke naam ke initials"MARTIN 1948" joki world ki one of the best guitar manufacturing company me se ek hai,uska mark aur date bana hua...
RASHI-wow, MARTIN.....and that too vintage..maine aisa ek piece dekha tha ebay me...par woh 1968 ka tha..
and bidding 4 lakhs tak chali gayi thi uski...ye toh pure vintage hai jo 24 hours ke andar hi 5 se upar click kar jaayegi..
MAI-waah re meri financial adviser...par kripaya apni salah apne paas rakhen...
RASHI-hahaha..very funny...mai toh bas fact bata rahi hun...
par ye sab chhodo aur batao ki is guitar ke liye jhagda kyun...!!!kyun isse touch nahi karne dete tum kisiko SANVY..!!!
EKPREET-ye iske dad ki thi... isiliye thoda possessive hai lounda hamara...
RASHI-aww.. that's so cute...
MAI-ya,ya very cute....
guitar jo thodi tedhi hokar padi hui thi,usse uske bag me daalne laga tha mai...
KHANAK-mujhe nahi pata tha ko tum guitar baja lete ho SANVY...
NITS--guitar aur ye..saale se manjira na baje theek se...
SONU-ssahi hhai..ekk bbaar bbaaju wwaale bblock mme rrehne wwaale RRAMESH KKESHARWANI unncle kke yahann ggaye tthe hhum tteeno...
mmusic kka sshouk hhai unnhe..bbohot sse eqquipments rrakhe hhue hain unnhone..
ttution bbhi llete hhai wwoh mmusic kki...
yye mahashay ttabla kke ssaamne jaakar bbaitha ggaya.....aissa bbajaya issne usse kki ddobara bbajne kke lliye usske uupar kka ccover hhi nnahi bbacha pphir...
HAHAHAHA...
sabhi has diye the SONU ki baat par jisse dekh..
MAI-abbe woh tabla hi kamzor tha.. improvisation kar raha tha mai par saala zor se maarte hi fat gaya saala..
NITS-abbe jis tarah peet raha tha naa tu usse,steel ka bhi bana hua hota woh toh crack aa jaana tha usme..
aur woh toh bechara naa jaane kitna purana tabla tha..sambhal kar rakha tha uncle ne jiska murder aur postmortem dono hi kar diya tha tune...
SONU-auur yyaad hhai.uss ppuraane sse ttable kka 2000 hhazzar mmanga ttha uuncle nne...
RASHI-really.toh diya tumne...
NITS-diye naa..aur woh bhi 5 minute ke andar...par paisa iska nahi tha,unhi ki jeb ka tha jo pehle paar kiya isne aur phir badi sharafat ke saath unhe hi louta diya..
bechare ko mila hua tution fees tha woh jo kuch der pehle hi jeb me daala tha unhone..
naye 2 hazar milne se jahan khush the woh wahin aaj tak unhe samajh nahi aaya hai ki pehle se jeb me pada 2 hazar gaya toh gaya kahan...
doubt toh hua tha unhe ispar lekin suboot kuch tha nahi..ab noton ke number toh check kiye nahi the unhone..
aaj bhi jab ye unke ghar ya unke saamne se nikalta hai toh aise dekhte hain woh isse jaise koi police chor ko dekhti hai...
NITS meri chori ki dastan ka bakhan kar raha tha,aur usse sun RASHI aur KHANAK has has ke pet pakad chuke the...
RASHI-bohot khatarnaak chiz ho yaar tum SANVY...
NITS-arre ek se ek kisse hain saale ke...2,4 picture hi ban jaani hai agar recreate karen toh...
KHANAK-but SANVY,jab guitar ghar par hai hi toh you should try to learn it...
SAM-try karega toh bhi kaam kuch nahi aana..
KHANAK-kyun...???
SAM-dikha toh bhai zara...arre bas 2 minute yaar...
ghura tha maine SAM ko par phir bag uski taraf kar di maine..
SAM-see the strings...rare right...!!!!
bag ka chain khol guitar ki strings ko touch karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne...
RASHI-wow... itni shiny... normal strings se kaafi alag hai ye toh...
SAM-bohot zyada... guitar acoustic hai par strings half classical hain..
and the strangest part..baaki guitars ki tarah naa ye strings phosphorose bronze ke bane hain,naa bronze brass ki mixture ke..
naahi metal use hua hai aur naahi nylon wire se kaam liye gaya hai..
it's organic wiring...animal intestine ko steal ke saath wield karte hue inhe banaya gaya hai..
isiliye itni moti hain ye and too hard to be played perfectly...
E minor sounds like A major par ek high pitch ke saath frequency shake ho rahi ho waise..
same goes for C major jo C kam D major zyada lagta hai par low frequency ke saath...
kisi bhi dhun ko bajaate waqt jo perfect tune release hota hai,woh nikalta hi nahi isse...
paanch saal se guitar baja raha hun mai...bina dekha complete untuned pegs ko tune kar sakta hun mai..
koi bhi note jo kabhi practice nahi bhi kiya ho pehle kabhi,10 seconds max... clearly play kar sakta hun mai but is guitar ke maamle me ye saara equation ulta hai..
is saale se bohot minnat karke ek baar isse kareeb 30 minutes tak play kar theek se bajane ki koshish ki thi maine par kar nahi paaya..
it's like a non penetrable nut to crack...ab aise me kaise sikhega ye isse...
kahin aur se kuch sikh ke aaya bhi hoga toh isse bajate bajate woh sikha hua bhi bhool jaayega ye...
RASHI-wow...aur SANVY tumhare dad baja lete the isse...that makes him...
SAM-one hell of an artist...kaash unse mila hota mai..isse bajane ka secret tarika sikh leta...
MAI-abbe band karo re guitar puran ab..
gate khol re NITS...MAA aane waali hai...
guitar wapas bag me daalte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar NITS ne bhi bina kuch kahe door khol diya aur aisa hote hi saamne MAA thi jinke haathon me ek bada sa tray tha aur jo abhi bas mere room ke paas pahunchne waali thi..
ye sab dekh ek baar phir hairan hue the KHANAK aur RASHI aur woh isiliye kyunki naa toh MAA ke aane ke koi footsteps sune the unhone aur naahi MAA ne koi awaaz di thi..
door band tha par phir bhi MAA ka yahan aana aur unki exact timing tak pata thi mujhe..
RASHI-tumhe kaise pata chala...!!!
MAA-kya pata chala kisse...!!!
NITS-woh door band tha na aunty...!!! SANVY ne guess kar liya ki aap hain bahar aur door kholne ke liye kaha..
isiliye shock ho rahi hai ye...
NITS ki baat sun bas ek smile diya MAA ne aur...
MAA-kamsekam 45 minutes lagenge dinner ready hone me..tab tak isse kaam chal jaayega ya you guys need anything thing else too...
EKPREET-arre aunty,pehle hi bohot zyada le aayi hain aap..
hum sab milkar bhi iska 1/4th tak naa khaa paayenge...
gaathiya,uska bada bhai aur gujrati swaroop faafda,saloni, chocolate cream aur good day biscuits,aise hi kuch aur meethe aur namkeen snacks jiske saath nigalne ke liye 2 litre ki pepsi bottle rakhi thi bade se tray me jo MAA lekar aayi thi...
MAA-pura finish karna hai..no excuses...
SAM-arre please aunty...bhook toh lag hi rahi hai par woh sirf isiliye kyunki shaam ke snacks nahi khaaye maine..
sirf aapke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ke liye..
NITS-aur dinner banane ki timing batane ki zaroorat bhi nahi thi aapko.. chicken ke mahak se apne aap pata chal jaana hai..
pehle SAM aur phir NITS ki baat sun bas sir shake kar nikal gayi room se MAA jiske baad..
KHANAK-kya wakayi itna acha banati hain AUNTY chicken...!!!
NITS-waise toh kaside padh de hum par abhi the best line would be,wait and decide for yourself...
KHANAK-SANVY, tumhare paas tumhare dad ki pic hai...!!!
RASHI-arre mere man ki baat bol di tune..SANVY,show naa yaar..aunty ko dekh uncle ko dekhne ki iccha aur badh gayi hai...
NAISHA-kisi aur ghar ke hall se hote hue pahunchi kya yahan tum dono..
KHANAK/RASHI-matlab...!!!
NAISHA-matlab ye ki hall me itni badi photo tangi ha uncle ki,uspar nazar nahi gayi tum dono ki...
NAISHA ki baat sun bina kuch kahe hi KHANAK aur RASHI wapas hall ki taraf badh gaye jahan aquarium waale wall ke just opposite waali wall par SANEEL AHARYA matlab mere dad ki ek badi si photo tangi hui thi..
last time peeth thi un dono ki is wall ki taraf...saamne ke views aur khaaskar MAA ko dekhne me itne khoye the KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar nahi gayi thi unki apne piche par ab jo gayi toh jaisa MAA ko dekhkar hairan hue the woh dono,same haalath abhi bhi hui un dono ki...
APS-C CENSOR waale real time eye AF camara se li gayi thi dad ki woh pic jo dekhne se aise lagti thi maano koi picture nahi balki woh khud saamne khade hon..
black colour me three piece suit par party nahi formal wear dress pehni thi dad ne us pic me...
full grown pic thi ye..exact 6 feet unche aur well build body ke maalik the dad jo is pic me pura cover hua tha...
haathon me chamchamati ghadi jiske piche ki hatheli pant ki jeb me gayab ho chuki thi...ek confident par halki smile naach rahi thi dad ke face par maano unhe pata ho ki jab bhi woh click photo ka roop legi,apne aap me unique hi dikhegi...
piche ka background pinkish white tha..ek super successful enterprenaur ki tarah dikh rahe the dad jinka bright face itna charming tha maano sirf apne looks se hi koi million dollars contract sign karwa len woh...
MAA ko dekhkar laga tha RASHI aur KHANAK ko ki shayad unke takkar ka match kahin bhi shayad hi milega par dad ki pic ko dekhte hi unki woh perfect match ki talash jaise rook hi gayi...
RASHI-wow...what a personality man...
KHANAK-sach me yaar..maine kabhi imagine nahi kiya tha ki SANVY ke mom dad aise dikhte honge...
i mean they look like some GOD & GODDESS...
NAISHA-jab maine pehli baar uncle ki pic dekhi thi toh mera bhi kuch aisa hi reaction tha...
RASHI-kiska nahi hoga...aur yaad hai, PRINCI ne bataya tha ki once,he defeated JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...
KHANAK-yup and that to easily...
RASHI-just imagine woh AURA jo apne aas paas create karte honge woh....
NITS-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES....
RASHI, NAISHA aur KHANAK wapas mere room ki taraf badhte hue baatein kar rahe the ki tabhi mere room se tez game aur NITS ki awaaz aane lagi jisse sun...
RASHI/NAISHA/KHANAK-boysss
FORZA HORIZON 4 game chal rahi thi is waqt X BOX me aur khel rahe the isse NITS aur EKPREET...
baaki sab dono me se kisi ek ko backup karte hue shor macha rahe the aur ye dekh...
RASHI-kya yaar..game khelne aaye ho kya idhar...
BOYS-haan...
NAISHA-shut up.. RAJAT,band karo ye game turant..
RAJAT-arre mai thodi na khel raha...
KHANAK-arre band karo naa yaar..tum log game khelte rahoge toh hum kya karenge...
MAI-hold it....
do badi albums jinme MAA aur DAD ki dhero pics thi,woh unke taraf badha di maine jisse dekhte hi apne time paas ka zariya mil gaya tha girls ko...
1000 se bhi zyada pics the un albums me mom dad ke..aur woh bhi around the globe se..
VENICE, SWITZERLAND,LONDON, GREENLAND, SINGAPORE,NEWYORK, AMSTERDAM, PARIS aur aise hi najane kitni hi outdoor location ke pics the unme..
kuch shaadi ke baad ke par mostly shaadi se pehle ke...
albums milte hi X BOX aur ladko ka jo combined loud audio baj raha tha room me,woh jaise un teeno ke kaano me padna hi band ho chuka tha..
teeno ke teeno mere bed me pasar gayi thi aur bade excitement ke saath har pic ko dekhne me busy ho chuki thi...
AHHHH... WHAT'S THAT SMELL... AMAZING....
kareeb half and hour ke baad ek behadh hi stomach twisting smell takrayi teeno girls ke naak me jisne apne aap hi unki aankhein band kar di..
NITS-chicken ready ho gaya..bhuk 5 guna badh gayi bhai..
turant uth kitchen ki taraf badhne ko hua NITS jispar...
MAI-10 minute hain abhi..salad kaatna hai toh jaa phir...
NITS-head shef's assistance nahi dete lounde..tera kaam hai woh..fouran amal kiya jaaye..
wapas apne bean bag me baiththe hue kaha aisa NITS ne jispar mai bhi haste hue kitchen ki taraf badh gaya..
dinner ke liye 45 minutes bole the MAA ne aur exact utne hi waqt baad saare dishes dining table par saj chuke the...
RASHI-UMMMMMHHHH.....
"A BEBER Y A TRAGAR, QUE EL MUNDO SE VA A ACABAR".
jisne bhi bola hai ye,shayad aise hi kisi quisine ko taste karne ke baad apne aap hi nikla hoga uske mooh se ye phrase...
chicken piece ke first bite ko puri tarah mooh me ghulne ke baad bhi uske taste ko feel kar rahi thi RASHI...
RASHI-it's amazing aunty..isse better chicken nahi khaaya maine kabhi...
SAM-welcome to the club...waise what's the meaning of that phrase...!!!
MAA-EAT,DRINK AND BE MERRY,AS TOMMOROW WE DIE...
MAA ne hi bata diya tha RASHI ke spanish phrase ka matlab jisse sun sab unhe hi dekhne lage the..
MAA-what...!!!
RASHI-aapko spanish aati hai aunty...
MAA-thodi bohot...aur ye phrase jab SANEEL ke saath ek baar spain gayi thi mai,tab ek restaurant ke board par padha tha maine...
RASHI-i saw in the pics aunty..
aapke aur uncle ke BARCELONA,SEVILLE aur ALICANTE me bohot se pics hain usme..
KHANAK-aur bhi bohot se countries ke pics hain...looks like aap dono ko travelling ka bohot shouk tha..
MAA-aisa nahi hai.. investment banker the woh aur clients inke kaafi deshon me the..
jab bhi apne clients ka koi bada profit karwate the woh toh bonus me he used to get a free trip to any country he desired of..
ab free ka trip kaun chhodta hai..
RASHI-hahaha...true...
MAA-ab baatein band karo and start eating...
ye baat RASHI aur KHANAK ke liye hi thi.. baaki sab toh khaane me khaaskar chicken thoosne me itna zyada busy the maano kisi project ka deadline line mila ho unhe jiske siwa kuch aur important tha hi nahi....
NAISHA-yum...ye bhi ghar me hi banaya hai kya aunty...!!!!
dinner ho chuka tha sabka jiske baad desert me mile caramel custard ka ek bite lete hi puchi thi ye baat NAISHA ne.
MAA-tumhare friend ne hi toh banayi hai...
NAISHA-really..!!!ye kab seekh li tune...!!!!
MAI-sapne me..mast shef aaya tha ek..free classes dekar gaya...
NAISHA-very funny...
dinner sabka ho chuka tha jiske baad hum sabhi apne plates utha kitchen ki taraf badh chuke the..
NAISHA-tu rehne de.. hum kar lenge...
sink me saare plates rakhe jaane ke baad unhe wash karna start karne ke liye maine ek plate uthaya hi tha ki tabhi NAISHA ne mere haathon se us plate ko le liya tha...
MAI-kya baat hai...!!!acha ek kaam kar,jab bartan dho hi rahi hai toh lage haathon pocha bhi maar diyo...
NAISHA-aa..sabse pehle tere mooh par hi maarti hun pocha...
NAISHA ki baat sun jahan ek taraf hand wash kar haste hue mai kitchin se nikal chuka tha wahin dusri taraf MAA aur unke saath RASHI aur KHANAK bhi kitchen me enter hue..
MAA-arre bachhon.. rehne do tum log... mai kar lungi...
NAISHA ki tarah woh dono bhi plates saaf karne me lag gayi thi jinhe rokne ki koshish ki MAA ne par naa rooki woh...
kuch hi der me saare plates clean hokar shelf me wapas saj chuke the..
is beech KHANAK aur RASHI ne MAA se unke aur dad ke baare me bohot se baatein puchi,unke experiences jaane..
NAISHA toh woh sab pehle se hi jaanti thi isiliye woh normal hi rahi par dauran woh dono meri MAA se aur zyada prabhavit hui thi..
baaton baaton me kab woh sab wapas hall me pahunch sofe par baith gayi,pata hi nahi chala..
shayad baatein aur zyada chalti par MAA ko time awareness tha isiliye...
MAA-kal school hai ya phir SIRIUS ne khudse koi naya holiday implant kiya hai...!!!
KHANAK-oh shit..10 baj gaye...MOM se bola tha maine ki 10 baje tak wapas aa jaaungi...
time dekh hadbada kar sofe se uth gayi thi KHANAK aur ye dekh..
MAA-relax beta..kuch nahi kahengi mom..aur agar kuch kaha toh mujhse baat karwa dena...
KHANAK-thanks aunty..
NAISHA-mai boys ko bula leti hun...
MAI-sir jhukakar adab se khadi ho jaao kaniz...jinke khwahish-deedar ki talab thi tumhe,woh khud hi apne apne tashrif baja farma chuke hain...
boyz mandali ke saath room se nikal MAA aur un teeno ke paas aate hue kahi thi ye baat maine jisse sun...
NAISHA-ussi tashrif me baja dungi zor ka agar aur bakwas ki toh...
MAI-waah..word play...apne RAJAT ki sangati me hoshiyar ho gayi hai ladki...
NAISHA-shut up...
MAA-SANVY....woh boxes..
MAA ki baat puri hone se pehle hi apne haath me rakhe bade se polithin ko unki taraf badha diya tha maine..
NITS-oh,toh ye aunty ke liye hai..saale kabse puch raha tha tujhe toh sidhe sidhe nahi bata sakta tha ye...
MAA-sirf ye polithin mera hai,iske andar rakhi chiz tum sabke liye hai...
ye bol polithin se ek ring box nikala MAA ne aur usse KHANAK ki taraf badha diya...
KHANAK-aunty ye..
MAA-kaha tha naa maine ki agar
badle me mai kuch dun toh mana tum bhi nahi karoge.!!
isiliye bina sawal kiye rakho isse..
MAA ke is tark par bina kisi laag lapet ke le liya us box ko KHANAK ne...
KHANAK-can i open it..???
MAA-sure..
KHANAK-wow... it's beautiful aunty...
chandi se bana jisme GANESHJI ke impression gade the,ek bohot hi khubsoorat sikka tha us box me jisse dekh kaafi khush ho gayi thi KHANAK...
NITS-aunty,kaun se olympics me silver jeeti hai jo ye de rahe ho isse..
MAA-jeeta toh tu bhi nahi hai kuch, par liya toh tere liye bhi hai maine...
3 din me GANESH CHATURTHI hai aur uske 3 din baad se tum sabke first terms shuru ho rahe hain..
bas ussike liye hai ye...
SONU-ppar aaunty,aap ttoh lluck mme nnahi mmante hhain nna...!!!
MAA-positivity ko luck ke saath confuse nahi karte beta..
jab BHAGWAAN ki surat saamne ho naa toh dimag thanda rehta hai aur thanda dimag sawalon ke jawab asaani se dhund leta hai...
SAB-thanks aunty...
aage badh baari baari se hug kiya tha sabne MAA ko jiske baad woh puri paltan entrance door ki taraf badh gayi...
MAA-NAISHA,ek second...
sab door cross kar hi chuke the ki tabhi MAA ne awaaz diya NAISHA ko jispar woh akeli wapas andar aayi..
MAA-ANJU ko dinner ke pics dikhane ki zaroorat nahi hai...
pure dinner ke dauran har dish ki photo click ki thi NAISHA ne...
aaj kal ke time me normal hi tha aisa karna isiliye baaki kisine toh dhyan nahi diya tha us chiz par siway MAA ke...
MAA jaanti thi ki un clicks ka reason jisse unke bataate hi NAISHA ka sir halka neeche ho gaya...
NAISHA-aunty woh...
MAA-explanation ki zaroorat nahi hai beta... maine pehle hi ANJU ke liye khana alag se nikaal diya tha...
abhi woh sab SANVY pack hi kar raha hai..lete hue jaana..
NAISHA-SANVY..!!!
MAA-hairan kyun ho rahi ho..dhyan nahi raha shayad tumhe ki aaj ki chicken curry se dono hi leg piece gayab thi..
koi aur time hota toh hungama khada kar deta woh..par aaj halka sa bhi react nahi kiya usne...kyunki...
NAISHA-leg pieces ANJALI ke bhi favourite hain...
mujhe dekhte hue jo is waqt kitchen me rice, chicken,baaki bani sabziyan aur caramel custard pack kar raha tha,puri ki thi MAA ki baat NAISHA ne jiske baad..
NAISHA-pata hai aunty ek time tha jab mai thoda jalti thi SANVY se..uski aur ANJALI ki dosti se..
waisa bond kabhi nahi dekha maine..aaj mai ANJALI ki best friend hun...
SANVY door door tak bhi nahi hai hamare beech...par bura aaj bhi lagta hai...
i just miss those days..saath milkar kitna pareshan karte the ye dono baaki sabko...
ek dusre ke liye kisise bhi ladh jaate the aur aaj,ek dusre se hi ladhte rehte hain har waqt...
inki woh bonding...i hope ki woh din wapas lout aaye...
MAA-zyada din nahi bache hain un dino ke loutne me beta...
MAA ki baat par hairangi se dekhne lagi unhe NAISHA jispar smile karte hue...
MAA-trust me.... bohot jald pehle ki tarah saath honge ye dono...
NAISHA-really aunty..agar aisa ho saka toh..
MAA-aisa hi hoga...aur tumhe kuch bhi karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..
haadse zaroor bure hote hain par kuch haadse anjaane me hi sahi,kuch toote dhaage jod jaate hain...
NAISHA-mai kuch samjhi nahi aunty..
MAA-zaroorat bhi nahi hai..
MAI-kis chiz ki zaroorat nahi hai..chandi ka sikka de diya ab kya ghar naam likhwa dun tere...
saara food pack kar MAA aur NAISHA ke paas aa chuka tha mai..
wahin meri baat sun..
NAISHA-likhwana hoga toh mai khud aunty se likhwa lungi...teri zaroorat naa hai..
mere haathon se woh choti but efficient food bag le liya tha NAISHA ne jispar..
MAI-thanks bolte hain aise time par...
NAISHA-mere liye hota toh mai bolti...jiske liye hai, agar bulwa sakta hai toh ussise bulwa le thanks..
MAI-bulwa toh leta but the thing is ki uske dictionary me thanks ki spelling bhaad me jaa waali hoti hai..
NAISHA-hahahaha....
haste hue ek baar phir MAA ko side se hug kar woh door ki taraf badh gayi..hum bhi saath hi the uske..
NAISHA-i will pray ki aapki predict ki gayi baat sach ho jaaye aunty...!!!
road side apni apni cars ke paas khade the baaki sab jinki taraf badh gaya tha mai..
aur mujhe aage jaata dekh MAA se kahi ye baat NAISHA ne jispar upari taur pe toh bas muskura bhar diya MAA ne par man hi man unke is waqt ghum rahe the kuch lines...
woh lines jisse unki soch sach ka roop lene waali thi...
LINES jo kuch yun the....
dekhne layak hoga woh drishya jab jazbaat buddhi se LADEGI...
nazaaren saaf ho jaayenge jab nazaren is paaydaan ki aakhri sidhi CHADHEGI...
upkshep (prolouge) toh ab jaakar pura hoga jiske baad...
ye GALATH apne SAHI aarambh ki taraf aage BADHEGI...
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...
AAPKA APNA V...J...
Awesome update bhai waiting for next updateAB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS SANVY KI PURI CLASS INCLUDING B SECTION KO EXTRA P.T KO PUNISHMENT DETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM KHANAK AUR SANVY KO APNE ISSUES SORT KARNE KE LIYE KEHTA HAI.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-29
DATE-30TH AUGUST
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE
GOOD EVENING TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THIS PLANET...
meri MAA ki taraf ek bohot hi beautiful bookey aage badhate hue kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jiske baad khud bhi aage badh side se hug kiya usne unhe..
har mahine kamsekam ek baar mere ghar me get together ya phir ye kahun ki MAA ke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ki party karte hi the hum sab joki pehli baar is saal regularly nahi ho paaya tha...
but finally aaj ye hoga,ye 3 din pehle hi tay kar liya tha sab ne..ek aur reason bhi tha...RASHI aur KHANAK joki nayi the hamare group me, unhe meri MAA se aur saath hi unke haathon ke world famous CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY introduce karwana tha..
anyways,SAM ke baad NAISHA,RAJAT, EKPREET ne bhi aage badh mom ko hug gesture diya tha..
NITS aur SONU toh MAA se mil pehle hi ghar me aise ghuse the maano wahi iske makaan maalik hon aur hum idhar kiraaye me rehte hon...
aur un sabke piche the RASHI aur KHANAK jinke face par is waqt do do expressions the..
pehle toh SANVY ke ghar par pehli baar aane ki wajah se feel ho rahi nervousness aur dusri jinse milne aaye the woh, meri MAA,unhe dekh ya phir ye kahun ki unki khubsoorati ko dekh ascharya..
is waqt ek half sleeve dheeli printed white t-shirt aur neeche maroon aur nili mixed printed kalamkari lower pants me thi MAA..
ghar par normally aise hi casual wear pehenti thi MAA par in kapdon me bhi unki khubsoorati aur aakarshan zara bhi kam nahi hui thi..
bin makeup aur kisi bhi tarah ki leepa pothi ke baawjud chehra unka yun damak raha tha maano abhi abhi bridal makeup kiya hua ho unhone...
5.7 height thi MAA ki..bank me kaam karne waali ek aam mahila par sharir kisi professional gymnast ki tarah fit tha unka jo is dheele paridhaan ke baawjud bhi bade araam se jaancha jaa sakta tha...
face par woh har waqt bani rehne waali smile unki sundarta,nirmalta aur khaaskar aas paas ke aalam ko aur khushnuma bana deti thi...
40 basant paar karne ke baawjud kisi college graduate se zyada nahi dikhti thi woh aur vyaktitv itna jeevant ki school going girls ko bhi bade araam se complex de den aur MAA ko dekh yahi sab feel kar rahi is waqt KHANAK aur RASHI..
woh dono bhi kisi angel se kam nahi dikhti thi...saath me NAISHA bhi thi jo ek modern upbringing beauty ki sabse achi example thi lekin in teeno ki khubsoorati mila bhi do toh shayad MAA ke aage feeka hi lage un sabka sammilit aakarshan...
khair,jahan ek taraf woh dono sabse peeche khadi ek tak MAA ko dekh rahi thi wahin baaki sabse milne ke baad jab MAA ne un dono ko dekha toh halki hadbada gayi woh..
nayi jagah aur pehli baar milne par hone waali un dono ki uncomfortability samajh gayi thi mom isiliye khud hi muskurate hue un dono ki taraf badhi woh...
MAA-hello girls..mai SANVY ki mom hun...
RASHI-i know,i mean we know aunty..this is for you..
ek ache mehmaan ki tarah saath laaye wrap me lipti gift aage badha di thi RASHI aur ussike saath KHANAK ne bhi jisse dekh phir muskurayi MAA aur..
MAA-itni formality ki zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..
koi party me nahi aaye jo gifts ki zaroorat thi..tumhare friend ka ghar hai ye aur mai uski mom hun..
complete impartial get together hai ye aur ye ghar jitna mera hai,utna tum dono ka bhi..
RASHI-thanks for such kind words aunty par please rakh lijiye ye..acha lagega hume...
MAA-theek hai..par badle me agar mai kuch dun toh mana tum dono bhi nahi karoge,deal...!!!
dono ke haathon se gift lete hue unhe saath le andar aate hue kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas smile di un dono ne aur...
RASHI-by the way,i am RASHI aunty and she is...
MAA-KHANAK...
KHANAK-you know me aunty...!!!
MAA-ofcourse...aur RASHI,tumhe bhi apna intro dene ki zaroorat nahi thi,tumhe bhi jaanti hun mai....
RASHI-really how aunty..???
MAA-arre mere do khabri hain naa... SONU aur NITS.. tumhare pure group ke baare me bataate rehte hain mujhe..
unhone hi pics dikhayi thi tum dono ki..RASHI,tumhari hi mom ne woh painting di thi naa SANVY ko...!!!!
hall ke left wall ke centre me lage painting ko dekh jo RASHI ki mom ne gift ki thi SANVY ko,kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar...
RASHI-aise hi nahi di thi aunty,he earned it...us painting ka jo derivation, explanation SANVY ne diya,he was worth that gift...
by the way aunty...i must say,you are very, very beautiful..bohot khubsoorat hain aap...
KHANAK-true....aur aapka ghar bhi...bohot ache se design aur decorate kiya hai aapne isse...
disigner stools ke upar rakhe kayi antiques, straight wall se chipke 6/5 size aquarium,haath se bane nakkashidaar premium lakdi ka sofa set,ussi gehre rang ka bana dining table..
waise toh white tiles lage the pure ghar me lekin table se lekar sofa tak ke neeche saleti rang ki eye printed carpet saji hui thi jo us area ko aur khubsoorat bana rahi thi..
zyada bada hall nahi tha hamara par jis tarah se sajaya gaya tha isse,dekh kar koi bhi impressed hone waala tha aur wahi hui thi KHANAK...
wahin apni sundarta ki taarif toh gol hi kar gayi MAA par jab KHANAK ne hall me rakhe artifacts aur pure design ki taarif ki toh..
MAA-pasand aaya tumhe..!!!
KHANAK-bohot...
MAA-toh jaakar same lines SANVY ko bol dena..ye sab ussika socha design hai..aur jitne artifacts rakhe hain yahan,woh sab bhi ussine laaye hain ya mangwaye hain...
KHANAK/RASHI-really...!!!
haan,ab tak bohot si chizon me apna dum aur buddhi dikha kar chownkaya tha SANVY ne un sabko par home decoration woh bhi us quality ka jo is ghar ka tha,woh kahin se bhi aam baat nahi thi jiska pura shray VERONICA ne apne bete SANVY ko diya tha,wakayi hairan karne waali hi baat thi ye..
AHHHHH......
teeno me se aage koi kuch bolta ki tabhi SANVY me kamre se NITS ke cheekhne ki awaaz aayi jisse sun muskura uthi VERONICA aur..
VERONICA-kitni baar bola hai guitar waali masti mat kar par ye NITS kabhi samajhta hi nahi..
RASHI-guitar waali masti...!!!
VERONICA-jaao SANVY ke room me..sab pata chal jaayega...
apni baat bol jahan VERONICA kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi wahin jis room me lagatar shor ho raha tha,RASHI aur KHANAK us room ki taraf badh gayi...
RASHI-heyyyy..ye kya kar rahe ho tum sab...!!! computer table ke side me hi rakhe ek bean bag me NAISHA baithi has rahi thi aur baaki saare ladke is waqt mere bed par ek ke upar ek chadhe hue the...
sabse neeche NITS tha jo lagatar shor kar raha tha.. uske upar tha mai aur mere upar SONU, phir EKPREET, RAJAT aur sabse upar SAM..is kram me apni hi sidhi banayi hui thi hum sabne...
hume is position me dekh pehle toh hairan hue KHANAK aur RASHI par phir agar MAA aa gayi toh daant padegi hum sabko,ye soch room ka door band kar diya RASHI ne..
NITS-hato be haramkhoron...mere haath chhod saale SANVY...pehle hi tedha ho rakha hai...akad gaya toh khub dukhega aur dukha na beta toh gaya tu..
aahhhhh...
saale ki dhamki sun aur mod diya tha maine haath uska jiske baad..
MAI-dhamki dene ke condition me nahi hai tu beta..abbe uchlo mat be..
zor se uchhal rahe the baaki sab mere aur NITS ke upar aur jab mere bolne par bhi un sabka ucchalna band nahi hua toh..
DHABBBBB..
AHHHH...
jaise hi SONU dobara ucchalne ko hua,mai slip out hote hue side hath gaya aur aisa hote hi diya maine ek laath uske side me...
taash ke bikhre patton ki tarah SONU aur uske baad baaki sab bhi idhar udhar ludak kar gir chuke the...
aur NITS..woh toh ab bhi ulta pada halka halka karaah raha tha jisse dekh...
MAI-kyun beta... aur kochakna hai...
NITS-nahi bhai...aaj ka kota ho gaya...
RASHI-kya kochakna..aur kis baat par ye ajeebogarib all in one wrestling match khel rahe the tum sab...
NAISHA-arre inke hamesha ka hai..woh guitar dekh rahi hai,in sabme koi na koi usse uthata hai aur jo aisa karta hai,usse ye SANVY peeththa hai..
aur iske saath baaki sab bhi uspar haath sek lete hain..
but zyadatar ye NITS hi karta hai aisa..
NAISHA ki baat sun KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar bed ke side me hi rakhe ek dark yellow solid wood finish se bani guitar par gayi..
bohot hi khubsoorat acoustic guitar thi woh jinke bridge ke pass bade hi curved tarike se VERZ likha hua tha...
(a pet name for VERONICA)
saath hi saath bridge pins aur lower bout ke beech us guitar company ke naam ke initials"MARTIN 1948" joki world ki one of the best guitar manufacturing company me se ek hai,uska mark aur date bana hua...
RASHI-wow, MARTIN.....and that too vintage..maine aisa ek piece dekha tha ebay me...par woh 1968 ka tha..
and bidding 4 lakhs tak chali gayi thi uski...ye toh pure vintage hai jo 24 hours ke andar hi 5 se upar click kar jaayegi..
MAI-waah re meri financial adviser...par kripaya apni salah apne paas rakhen...
RASHI-hahaha..very funny...mai toh bas fact bata rahi hun...
par ye sab chhodo aur batao ki is guitar ke liye jhagda kyun...!!!kyun isse touch nahi karne dete tum kisiko SANVY..!!!
EKPREET-ye iske dad ki thi... isiliye thoda possessive hai lounda hamara...
RASHI-aww.. that's so cute...
MAI-ya,ya very cute....
guitar jo thodi tedhi hokar padi hui thi,usse uske bag me daalne laga tha mai...
KHANAK-mujhe nahi pata tha ko tum guitar baja lete ho SANVY...
NITS--guitar aur ye..saale se manjira na baje theek se...
SONU-ssahi hhai..ekk bbaar bbaaju wwaale bblock mme rrehne wwaale RRAMESH KKESHARWANI unncle kke yahann ggaye tthe hhum tteeno...
mmusic kka sshouk hhai unnhe..bbohot sse eqquipments rrakhe hhue hain unnhone..
ttution bbhi llete hhai wwoh mmusic kki...
yye mahashay ttabla kke ssaamne jaakar bbaitha ggaya.....aissa bbajaya issne usse kki ddobara bbajne kke lliye usske uupar kka ccover hhi nnahi bbacha pphir...
HAHAHAHA...
sabhi has diye the SONU ki baat par jisse dekh..
MAI-abbe woh tabla hi kamzor tha.. improvisation kar raha tha mai par saala zor se maarte hi fat gaya saala..
NITS-abbe jis tarah peet raha tha naa tu usse,steel ka bhi bana hua hota woh toh crack aa jaana tha usme..
aur woh toh bechara naa jaane kitna purana tabla tha..sambhal kar rakha tha uncle ne jiska murder aur postmortem dono hi kar diya tha tune...
SONU-auur yyaad hhai.uss ppuraane sse ttable kka 2000 hhazzar mmanga ttha uuncle nne...
RASHI-really.toh diya tumne...
NITS-diye naa..aur woh bhi 5 minute ke andar...par paisa iska nahi tha,unhi ki jeb ka tha jo pehle paar kiya isne aur phir badi sharafat ke saath unhe hi louta diya..
bechare ko mila hua tution fees tha woh jo kuch der pehle hi jeb me daala tha unhone..
naye 2 hazar milne se jahan khush the woh wahin aaj tak unhe samajh nahi aaya hai ki pehle se jeb me pada 2 hazar gaya toh gaya kahan...
doubt toh hua tha unhe ispar lekin suboot kuch tha nahi..ab noton ke number toh check kiye nahi the unhone..
aaj bhi jab ye unke ghar ya unke saamne se nikalta hai toh aise dekhte hain woh isse jaise koi police chor ko dekhti hai...
NITS meri chori ki dastan ka bakhan kar raha tha,aur usse sun RASHI aur KHANAK has has ke pet pakad chuke the...
RASHI-bohot khatarnaak chiz ho yaar tum SANVY...
NITS-arre ek se ek kisse hain saale ke...2,4 picture hi ban jaani hai agar recreate karen toh...
KHANAK-but SANVY,jab guitar ghar par hai hi toh you should try to learn it...
SAM-try karega toh bhi kaam kuch nahi aana..
KHANAK-kyun...???
SAM-dikha toh bhai zara...arre bas 2 minute yaar...
ghura tha maine SAM ko par phir bag uski taraf kar di maine..
SAM-see the strings...rare right...!!!!
bag ka chain khol guitar ki strings ko touch karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne...
RASHI-wow... itni shiny... normal strings se kaafi alag hai ye toh...
SAM-bohot zyada... guitar acoustic hai par strings half classical hain..
and the strangest part..baaki guitars ki tarah naa ye strings phosphorose bronze ke bane hain,naa bronze brass ki mixture ke..
naahi metal use hua hai aur naahi nylon wire se kaam liye gaya hai..
it's organic wiring...animal intestine ko steal ke saath wield karte hue inhe banaya gaya hai..
isiliye itni moti hain ye and too hard to be played perfectly...
E minor sounds like A major par ek high pitch ke saath frequency shake ho rahi ho waise..
same goes for C major jo C kam D major zyada lagta hai par low frequency ke saath...
kisi bhi dhun ko bajaate waqt jo perfect tune release hota hai,woh nikalta hi nahi isse...
paanch saal se guitar baja raha hun mai...bina dekha complete untuned pegs ko tune kar sakta hun mai..
koi bhi note jo kabhi practice nahi bhi kiya ho pehle kabhi,10 seconds max... clearly play kar sakta hun mai but is guitar ke maamle me ye saara equation ulta hai..
is saale se bohot minnat karke ek baar isse kareeb 30 minutes tak play kar theek se bajane ki koshish ki thi maine par kar nahi paaya..
it's like a non penetrable nut to crack...ab aise me kaise sikhega ye isse...
kahin aur se kuch sikh ke aaya bhi hoga toh isse bajate bajate woh sikha hua bhi bhool jaayega ye...
RASHI-wow...aur SANVY tumhare dad baja lete the isse...that makes him...
SAM-one hell of an artist...kaash unse mila hota mai..isse bajane ka secret tarika sikh leta...
MAI-abbe band karo re guitar puran ab..
gate khol re NITS...MAA aane waali hai...
guitar wapas bag me daalte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar NITS ne bhi bina kuch kahe door khol diya aur aisa hote hi saamne MAA thi jinke haathon me ek bada sa tray tha aur jo abhi bas mere room ke paas pahunchne waali thi..
ye sab dekh ek baar phir hairan hue the KHANAK aur RASHI aur woh isiliye kyunki naa toh MAA ke aane ke koi footsteps sune the unhone aur naahi MAA ne koi awaaz di thi..
door band tha par phir bhi MAA ka yahan aana aur unki exact timing tak pata thi mujhe..
RASHI-tumhe kaise pata chala...!!!
MAA-kya pata chala kisse...!!!
NITS-woh door band tha na aunty...!!! SANVY ne guess kar liya ki aap hain bahar aur door kholne ke liye kaha..
isiliye shock ho rahi hai ye...
NITS ki baat sun bas ek smile diya MAA ne aur...
MAA-kamsekam 45 minutes lagenge dinner ready hone me..tab tak isse kaam chal jaayega ya you guys need anything thing else too...
EKPREET-arre aunty,pehle hi bohot zyada le aayi hain aap..
hum sab milkar bhi iska 1/4th tak naa khaa paayenge...
gaathiya,uska bada bhai aur gujrati swaroop faafda,saloni, chocolate cream aur good day biscuits,aise hi kuch aur meethe aur namkeen snacks jiske saath nigalne ke liye 2 litre ki pepsi bottle rakhi thi bade se tray me jo MAA lekar aayi thi...
MAA-pura finish karna hai..no excuses...
SAM-arre please aunty...bhook toh lag hi rahi hai par woh sirf isiliye kyunki shaam ke snacks nahi khaaye maine..
sirf aapke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ke liye..
NITS-aur dinner banane ki timing batane ki zaroorat bhi nahi thi aapko.. chicken ke mahak se apne aap pata chal jaana hai..
pehle SAM aur phir NITS ki baat sun bas sir shake kar nikal gayi room se MAA jiske baad..
KHANAK-kya wakayi itna acha banati hain AUNTY chicken...!!!
NITS-waise toh kaside padh de hum par abhi the best line would be,wait and decide for yourself...
KHANAK-SANVY, tumhare paas tumhare dad ki pic hai...!!!
RASHI-arre mere man ki baat bol di tune..SANVY,show naa yaar..aunty ko dekh uncle ko dekhne ki iccha aur badh gayi hai...
NAISHA-kisi aur ghar ke hall se hote hue pahunchi kya yahan tum dono..
KHANAK/RASHI-matlab...!!!
NAISHA-matlab ye ki hall me itni badi photo tangi ha uncle ki,uspar nazar nahi gayi tum dono ki...
NAISHA ki baat sun bina kuch kahe hi KHANAK aur RASHI wapas hall ki taraf badh gaye jahan aquarium waale wall ke just opposite waali wall par SANEEL AHARYA matlab mere dad ki ek badi si photo tangi hui thi..
last time peeth thi un dono ki is wall ki taraf...saamne ke views aur khaaskar MAA ko dekhne me itne khoye the KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar nahi gayi thi unki apne piche par ab jo gayi toh jaisa MAA ko dekhkar hairan hue the woh dono,same haalath abhi bhi hui un dono ki...
APS-C CENSOR waale real time eye AF camara se li gayi thi dad ki woh pic jo dekhne se aise lagti thi maano koi picture nahi balki woh khud saamne khade hon..
black colour me three piece suit par party nahi formal wear dress pehni thi dad ne us pic me...
full grown pic thi ye..exact 6 feet unche aur well build body ke maalik the dad jo is pic me pura cover hua tha...
haathon me chamchamati ghadi jiske piche ki hatheli pant ki jeb me gayab ho chuki thi...ek confident par halki smile naach rahi thi dad ke face par maano unhe pata ho ki jab bhi woh click photo ka roop legi,apne aap me unique hi dikhegi...
piche ka background pinkish white tha..ek super successful enterprenaur ki tarah dikh rahe the dad jinka bright face itna charming tha maano sirf apne looks se hi koi million dollars contract sign karwa len woh...
MAA ko dekhkar laga tha RASHI aur KHANAK ko ki shayad unke takkar ka match kahin bhi shayad hi milega par dad ki pic ko dekhte hi unki woh perfect match ki talash jaise rook hi gayi...
RASHI-wow...what a personality man...
KHANAK-sach me yaar..maine kabhi imagine nahi kiya tha ki SANVY ke mom dad aise dikhte honge...
i mean they look like some GOD & GODDESS...
NAISHA-jab maine pehli baar uncle ki pic dekhi thi toh mera bhi kuch aisa hi reaction tha...
RASHI-kiska nahi hoga...aur yaad hai, PRINCI ne bataya tha ki once,he defeated JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...
KHANAK-yup and that to easily...
RASHI-just imagine woh AURA jo apne aas paas create karte honge woh....
NITS-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES....
RASHI, NAISHA aur KHANAK wapas mere room ki taraf badhte hue baatein kar rahe the ki tabhi mere room se tez game aur NITS ki awaaz aane lagi jisse sun...
RASHI/NAISHA/KHANAK-boysss
FORZA HORIZON 4 game chal rahi thi is waqt X BOX me aur khel rahe the isse NITS aur EKPREET...
baaki sab dono me se kisi ek ko backup karte hue shor macha rahe the aur ye dekh...
RASHI-kya yaar..game khelne aaye ho kya idhar...
BOYS-haan...
NAISHA-shut up.. RAJAT,band karo ye game turant..
RAJAT-arre mai thodi na khel raha...
KHANAK-arre band karo naa yaar..tum log game khelte rahoge toh hum kya karenge...
MAI-hold it....
do badi albums jinme MAA aur DAD ki dhero pics thi,woh unke taraf badha di maine jisse dekhte hi apne time paas ka zariya mil gaya tha girls ko...
1000 se bhi zyada pics the un albums me mom dad ke..aur woh bhi around the globe se..
VENICE, SWITZERLAND,LONDON, GREENLAND, SINGAPORE,NEWYORK, AMSTERDAM, PARIS aur aise hi najane kitni hi outdoor location ke pics the unme..
kuch shaadi ke baad ke par mostly shaadi se pehle ke...
albums milte hi X BOX aur ladko ka jo combined loud audio baj raha tha room me,woh jaise un teeno ke kaano me padna hi band ho chuka tha..
teeno ke teeno mere bed me pasar gayi thi aur bade excitement ke saath har pic ko dekhne me busy ho chuki thi...
AHHHH... WHAT'S THAT SMELL... AMAZING....
kareeb half and hour ke baad ek behadh hi stomach twisting smell takrayi teeno girls ke naak me jisne apne aap hi unki aankhein band kar di..
NITS-chicken ready ho gaya..bhuk 5 guna badh gayi bhai..
turant uth kitchen ki taraf badhne ko hua NITS jispar...
MAI-10 minute hain abhi..salad kaatna hai toh jaa phir...
NITS-head shef's assistance nahi dete lounde..tera kaam hai woh..fouran amal kiya jaaye..
wapas apne bean bag me baiththe hue kaha aisa NITS ne jispar mai bhi haste hue kitchen ki taraf badh gaya..
dinner ke liye 45 minutes bole the MAA ne aur exact utne hi waqt baad saare dishes dining table par saj chuke the...
RASHI-UMMMMMHHHH.....
"A BEBER Y A TRAGAR, QUE EL MUNDO SE VA A ACABAR".
jisne bhi bola hai ye,shayad aise hi kisi quisine ko taste karne ke baad apne aap hi nikla hoga uske mooh se ye phrase...
chicken piece ke first bite ko puri tarah mooh me ghulne ke baad bhi uske taste ko feel kar rahi thi RASHI...
RASHI-it's amazing aunty..isse better chicken nahi khaaya maine kabhi...
SAM-welcome to the club...waise what's the meaning of that phrase...!!!
MAA-EAT,DRINK AND BE MERRY,AS TOMMOROW WE DIE...
MAA ne hi bata diya tha RASHI ke spanish phrase ka matlab jisse sun sab unhe hi dekhne lage the..
MAA-what...!!!
RASHI-aapko spanish aati hai aunty...
MAA-thodi bohot...aur ye phrase jab SANEEL ke saath ek baar spain gayi thi mai,tab ek restaurant ke board par padha tha maine...
RASHI-i saw in the pics aunty..
aapke aur uncle ke BARCELONA,SEVILLE aur ALICANTE me bohot se pics hain usme..
KHANAK-aur bhi bohot se countries ke pics hain...looks like aap dono ko travelling ka bohot shouk tha..
MAA-aisa nahi hai.. investment banker the woh aur clients inke kaafi deshon me the..
jab bhi apne clients ka koi bada profit karwate the woh toh bonus me he used to get a free trip to any country he desired of..
ab free ka trip kaun chhodta hai..
RASHI-hahaha...true...
MAA-ab baatein band karo and start eating...
ye baat RASHI aur KHANAK ke liye hi thi.. baaki sab toh khaane me khaaskar chicken thoosne me itna zyada busy the maano kisi project ka deadline line mila ho unhe jiske siwa kuch aur important tha hi nahi....
NAISHA-yum...ye bhi ghar me hi banaya hai kya aunty...!!!!
dinner ho chuka tha sabka jiske baad desert me mile caramel custard ka ek bite lete hi puchi thi ye baat NAISHA ne.
MAA-tumhare friend ne hi toh banayi hai...
NAISHA-really..!!!ye kab seekh li tune...!!!!
MAI-sapne me..mast shef aaya tha ek..free classes dekar gaya...
NAISHA-very funny...
dinner sabka ho chuka tha jiske baad hum sabhi apne plates utha kitchen ki taraf badh chuke the..
NAISHA-tu rehne de.. hum kar lenge...
sink me saare plates rakhe jaane ke baad unhe wash karna start karne ke liye maine ek plate uthaya hi tha ki tabhi NAISHA ne mere haathon se us plate ko le liya tha...
MAI-kya baat hai...!!!acha ek kaam kar,jab bartan dho hi rahi hai toh lage haathon pocha bhi maar diyo...
NAISHA-aa..sabse pehle tere mooh par hi maarti hun pocha...
NAISHA ki baat sun jahan ek taraf hand wash kar haste hue mai kitchin se nikal chuka tha wahin dusri taraf MAA aur unke saath RASHI aur KHANAK bhi kitchen me enter hue..
MAA-arre bachhon.. rehne do tum log... mai kar lungi...
NAISHA ki tarah woh dono bhi plates saaf karne me lag gayi thi jinhe rokne ki koshish ki MAA ne par naa rooki woh...
kuch hi der me saare plates clean hokar shelf me wapas saj chuke the..
is beech KHANAK aur RASHI ne MAA se unke aur dad ke baare me bohot se baatein puchi,unke experiences jaane..
NAISHA toh woh sab pehle se hi jaanti thi isiliye woh normal hi rahi par dauran woh dono meri MAA se aur zyada prabhavit hui thi..
baaton baaton me kab woh sab wapas hall me pahunch sofe par baith gayi,pata hi nahi chala..
shayad baatein aur zyada chalti par MAA ko time awareness tha isiliye...
MAA-kal school hai ya phir SIRIUS ne khudse koi naya holiday implant kiya hai...!!!
KHANAK-oh shit..10 baj gaye...MOM se bola tha maine ki 10 baje tak wapas aa jaaungi...
time dekh hadbada kar sofe se uth gayi thi KHANAK aur ye dekh..
MAA-relax beta..kuch nahi kahengi mom..aur agar kuch kaha toh mujhse baat karwa dena...
KHANAK-thanks aunty..
NAISHA-mai boys ko bula leti hun...
MAI-sir jhukakar adab se khadi ho jaao kaniz...jinke khwahish-deedar ki talab thi tumhe,woh khud hi apne apne tashrif baja farma chuke hain...
boyz mandali ke saath room se nikal MAA aur un teeno ke paas aate hue kahi thi ye baat maine jisse sun...
NAISHA-ussi tashrif me baja dungi zor ka agar aur bakwas ki toh...
MAI-waah..word play...apne RAJAT ki sangati me hoshiyar ho gayi hai ladki...
NAISHA-shut up...
MAA-SANVY....woh boxes..
MAA ki baat puri hone se pehle hi apne haath me rakhe bade se polithin ko unki taraf badha diya tha maine..
NITS-oh,toh ye aunty ke liye hai..saale kabse puch raha tha tujhe toh sidhe sidhe nahi bata sakta tha ye...
MAA-sirf ye polithin mera hai,iske andar rakhi chiz tum sabke liye hai...
ye bol polithin se ek ring box nikala MAA ne aur usse KHANAK ki taraf badha diya...
KHANAK-aunty ye..
MAA-kaha tha naa maine ki agar
badle me mai kuch dun toh mana tum bhi nahi karoge.!!
isiliye bina sawal kiye rakho isse..
MAA ke is tark par bina kisi laag lapet ke le liya us box ko KHANAK ne...
KHANAK-can i open it..???
MAA-sure..
KHANAK-wow... it's beautiful aunty...
chandi se bana jisme GANESHJI ke impression gade the,ek bohot hi khubsoorat sikka tha us box me jisse dekh kaafi khush ho gayi thi KHANAK...
NITS-aunty,kaun se olympics me silver jeeti hai jo ye de rahe ho isse..
MAA-jeeta toh tu bhi nahi hai kuch, par liya toh tere liye bhi hai maine...
3 din me GANESH CHATURTHI hai aur uske 3 din baad se tum sabke first terms shuru ho rahe hain..
bas ussike liye hai ye...
SONU-ppar aaunty,aap ttoh lluck mme nnahi mmante hhain nna...!!!
MAA-positivity ko luck ke saath confuse nahi karte beta..
jab BHAGWAAN ki surat saamne ho naa toh dimag thanda rehta hai aur thanda dimag sawalon ke jawab asaani se dhund leta hai...
SAB-thanks aunty...
aage badh baari baari se hug kiya tha sabne MAA ko jiske baad woh puri paltan entrance door ki taraf badh gayi...
MAA-NAISHA,ek second...
sab door cross kar hi chuke the ki tabhi MAA ne awaaz diya NAISHA ko jispar woh akeli wapas andar aayi..
MAA-ANJU ko dinner ke pics dikhane ki zaroorat nahi hai...
pure dinner ke dauran har dish ki photo click ki thi NAISHA ne...
aaj kal ke time me normal hi tha aisa karna isiliye baaki kisine toh dhyan nahi diya tha us chiz par siway MAA ke...
MAA jaanti thi ki un clicks ka reason jisse unke bataate hi NAISHA ka sir halka neeche ho gaya...
NAISHA-aunty woh...
MAA-explanation ki zaroorat nahi hai beta... maine pehle hi ANJU ke liye khana alag se nikaal diya tha...
abhi woh sab SANVY pack hi kar raha hai..lete hue jaana..
NAISHA-SANVY..!!!
MAA-hairan kyun ho rahi ho..dhyan nahi raha shayad tumhe ki aaj ki chicken curry se dono hi leg piece gayab thi..
koi aur time hota toh hungama khada kar deta woh..par aaj halka sa bhi react nahi kiya usne...kyunki...
NAISHA-leg pieces ANJALI ke bhi favourite hain...
mujhe dekhte hue jo is waqt kitchen me rice, chicken,baaki bani sabziyan aur caramel custard pack kar raha tha,puri ki thi MAA ki baat NAISHA ne jiske baad..
NAISHA-pata hai aunty ek time tha jab mai thoda jalti thi SANVY se..uski aur ANJALI ki dosti se..
waisa bond kabhi nahi dekha maine..aaj mai ANJALI ki best friend hun...
SANVY door door tak bhi nahi hai hamare beech...par bura aaj bhi lagta hai...
i just miss those days..saath milkar kitna pareshan karte the ye dono baaki sabko...
ek dusre ke liye kisise bhi ladh jaate the aur aaj,ek dusre se hi ladhte rehte hain har waqt...
inki woh bonding...i hope ki woh din wapas lout aaye...
MAA-zyada din nahi bache hain un dino ke loutne me beta...
MAA ki baat par hairangi se dekhne lagi unhe NAISHA jispar smile karte hue...
MAA-trust me.... bohot jald pehle ki tarah saath honge ye dono...
NAISHA-really aunty..agar aisa ho saka toh..
MAA-aisa hi hoga...aur tumhe kuch bhi karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..
haadse zaroor bure hote hain par kuch haadse anjaane me hi sahi,kuch toote dhaage jod jaate hain...
NAISHA-mai kuch samjhi nahi aunty..
MAA-zaroorat bhi nahi hai..
MAI-kis chiz ki zaroorat nahi hai..chandi ka sikka de diya ab kya ghar naam likhwa dun tere...
saara food pack kar MAA aur NAISHA ke paas aa chuka tha mai..
wahin meri baat sun..
NAISHA-likhwana hoga toh mai khud aunty se likhwa lungi...teri zaroorat naa hai..
mere haathon se woh choti but efficient food bag le liya tha NAISHA ne jispar..
MAI-thanks bolte hain aise time par...
NAISHA-mere liye hota toh mai bolti...jiske liye hai, agar bulwa sakta hai toh ussise bulwa le thanks..
MAI-bulwa toh leta but the thing is ki uske dictionary me thanks ki spelling bhaad me jaa waali hoti hai..
NAISHA-hahahaha....
haste hue ek baar phir MAA ko side se hug kar woh door ki taraf badh gayi..hum bhi saath hi the uske..
NAISHA-i will pray ki aapki predict ki gayi baat sach ho jaaye aunty...!!!
road side apni apni cars ke paas khade the baaki sab jinki taraf badh gaya tha mai..
aur mujhe aage jaata dekh MAA se kahi ye baat NAISHA ne jispar upari taur pe toh bas muskura bhar diya MAA ne par man hi man unke is waqt ghum rahe the kuch lines...
woh lines jisse unki soch sach ka roop lene waali thi...
LINES jo kuch yun the....
dekhne layak hoga woh drishya jab jazbaat buddhi se LADEGI...
nazaaren saaf ho jaayenge jab nazaren is paaydaan ki aakhri sidhi CHADHEGI...
upkshep (prolouge) toh ab jaakar pura hoga jiske baad...
ye GALATH apne SAHI aarambh ki taraf aage BADHEGI...
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...
AAPKA APNA V...J...