Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

[Naik]

update Friday ko dunga guyz...

Okay bhaya
Intizar rehega

 

[Emre]

GALATH ke maaron se naa poocho,
Aalam INTEZAAR ka..
Patjhad sa hai Forum,
Aur khayal hai Update naamak BAHAAR ka..

Mobile mein ruka hai samandar khumar ka,
Kitna ajab nasha hai GALATH ke intezaar ka..

Kuchh din hi huyen hai abhi to,
Par lagta hai maheene beet gaye,dekhe huye
Uss GALATH roopi SAHI samaachar ka...

Yun to roz puraane update hum dobara padhte hain,
Par fir se agle update ka INTEZAAR hum karte hain....

Par fir sochte hain ke uss Intezaar se kya gila,
Jo GALATH ke deedar par khatam ho...

Aur raaste hain yahaan bahut si kahaniyon ke intezaar ke,
Par hame to bas GALATH ke Intezaar ka raasta achha laga...

Vj4u bhai waitingvaa for new update... Jaldi jaldi update de do nahi to hum thoda aur intezaar kar lenge... Aur kar bhi kya sakte hain...

Cha gye guru...

 

[Rajesh]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA KE BANAYE TEENO PLANS ME SE DO KO APPROVAL MIL JAATA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM NATIONAL LEVEL I.Q COMPETITION KE LIYE DELHI KE LIYE NIKAL JAAA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-27


DATE- 3RD AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS





HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERI JAAN...ABBE TERA MOOH KYUN SUJA HUA HAI...!!!!


campus me andar akele ghum rahe SONU ko baari baari hug kar uske birthday ko wish kiya RAJAT aur EKPREET ne par jab uske ghusse se bhare mooh ko dekha toh pucha EKPREET ne ye sawal jispar...


SONU-unn ddono hharamiyon kki wwajah sse...

RAJAT-kaun..???SANVY aur NITS...!!!

SONU-aur kkaun...!!!

EKPREET-ab kya kar diya hai un dono ne...???

SONU- ddono kkamine kkal rraat 12 bbaje ddhamak ppade mmere gghar mme...

accha kkhasa sso rraha ttha mmai, ppehle mmere ppichwade ppar zzor kki llaath mmaar utaayi ssalon nne, usske bbaad kkambal kkutayi kki sso allag..

bbohot mmara bbhai...

HAHAHAHAHA...


SONU ki baat par zoron se has pade EKPREET aur RAJAT jispar ghur kar dekha SONU ne dono ko aur...


SONU-bbohot mmarunga ssalon hhase ttoh...


gardan hi pakad liya tha SONU ne RAJAT aur EKPREET ka jispar...


RAJAT-arre sorry sorry bhai...par isme naraz hone waali kaun si baat hai..

hum mese har kisi ke birthday par uski kambal kutayi toh hui hai....

SONU-abbe wwahin nnahi rruke ddono hharamkhor... mmere bbaap kko bbhi jjagaya ddono nne..pphir ppata nnahi kkaun ssi ggutthi ppilayi unnhe aur 10000 rrs lle lliye unnse...

EKPREET-hain...!!!sach me..aur saalo ne hume bhi nahi bataya...kamine, kahin akele akele hi party karne ka jugaad toh nahi bhidaye hue hain...

SONU-hhaon lllalchi kkamino...ttum bbhi mmar jjao pparty kke nnaam sse....

ssaalon ittne ppaise wwaale hho pphir bbhi cchain nnahi aata ttum ddono kko..

RAJAT-abbe dost ki jeb khaaskar uske birthday par khaali karwane ka maza hi kuch aur hota hai..

SONU-bbhago llaudon...


ye bol school building ki taraf badhne laga SONU jispar usse pakadte hue..


EKPREET-abbe kahan jaa raha hai...!!! party toh baad me de dena,abhi ke liye canteen me cold rink hi pila de...

SONU-mmoot ppeele mmera ggandu...

RAJAT-abbe bhadakta kyun hai..chal mai pila deta hun cold rink...


ye bol SONU ko apne saath lete hue canteen ki taraf chal pade RAJAT aur EKPREET..

par mooh abhi bhi foola hua hi tha SONU ka jisse dekh..


EKPREET-abbe kya ladkiyon ki tarah mooh fulaye hue hai.. pehli baar toh nahi hai naa ki paise lapete hain un dono ne tujhse...

SONU-abbe wwoh bbaat nnahi hhai...unn ddono hharamkhoron nne ddhamki ddekar sschol timing sse ek gghanta ppehle bbula lliya mmujhe aur kkhud ppata nnahi kkahan ggaand mmarwa rrahe hhain...

uss NNITS cchutiye kka bbhi mmobile bband hhai..

ppichle 40 mminutes sse akkele gghum rraha hhun iddhar gground ppar..

aaye hhi nnahi ddono kkamine...

RAJAT-uncle se hadpe paise lekar kahin ghumne nikal tog nahi gaye dono...!!!

SONU-ggand nna mmaar ddun kkamino kki...

RAJAT-teen coke...


canteen ke counter me ye bol teeno ek jagah par baith gaye par tabhi...

TEE..TEE...TEE.TEE....

message tone baj utha EKPREET ka jispar mobile nikaal jab usse check out kiya usne toh...


EKPREET-shit...guyzz...RASHI ka text hai...shayad kuch lafda hua hai class me....

SONU-kkya...??ssubah subbah...aaur RRASHI sschhol kkab ggayi...???

mmai ttoh mmain ggate kke ppaas hhi kkhada ttha ppichle 40 mminutes sse..mmaine ttoh nnahi ddekha appne ggroup sse kkisi kko...!!!

RAJAT-oh sherlock holmes...kaun kab kidhar se aaya,ye ganith baad me lagayiyo,abhi chal jaldi..

kahin lafda kaand me na badal jaaye...

ae bhai..cold drinks cancel kar...


turant khade ho apni baat bol RAJAT aur uske saath EKPREET SONU bhi class ki taraf nikal chuke the....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONU.....


aanan faanan me class ki taraf bhaaga SONU jaise hi apne section me enter kiya toh ek samuhik janmdin bhadhayi ke naare ko sun kadam uske ek jhatke me rook gaye...

is waqt puri class balloons se saji hui thi...lecture desk ko side me kar uski jagah ek bada sa round table pada hua tha jiske upar rakha hua tha ek 5kg ka chocolate cake...

2 numbers shaped candles jal rahe the us cake ke beecho beech...

aur cake ke chaaron taraf khade the class ke lagbhag sabhi students....

girls ne cake ke just piche ka spot hathiyaya hua tha aur mai,NITS sabse aakhir me khade the...


anyways,puri class ko aur apne class fellows ko shock se dekhne ke baad ek baar palat RAJAT aur EKPREET ko bhi dekha SONU ne jo smile karte hue uske just piche hi khade hue the..

sir ko halka shake kiye usne aur phir,subah se pehli baar muskuraya SONU...


SONU-tthank yyou....


EKPREET aur RAJAT ke saath hum sabki taraf and most importantly,cake ki taraf badhte hue kahi thi ye baat SONU ne jispar..


MAI-khush baad me hote rehna be..10 minute hi bache hain assembly me..

pehle cake kaat..bhook lagi hai zoron ki..

SONU-ssaale.ccake ddekhne kke bbaad kkab bbbhuk nnahi llagti ttujhe...

ANJALI-par aaj faayda nahi koi...cake aakhri me hi milega tujhe...


us din SHILPA AUNTY ke birthday me hamara pura cake kha jaana bhule nahi the girls jiska badla abhi lene ka soche hue the woh sab..

hume bilkul cake naa khaane dekar..

MAI-oye..cake mai laaya hun..apne paise se...

SONU-gghanta ttera ppaisa..mmere bbaap sse hhatiyaya hhue ppaise sse aaya hhai yye ccake...

ANJALI-matlab...


ANJALI ke sawal par jo maine aur NITS ne kal raat kiya tha,woh EKPREET ne sabko bata diya jisse sun jahan ek taraf baaki sab hasne lage the wahin dusri taraf girls mujhe aur NITS ko ghurne lage jiske baad..


ANJALI-tum dono akele hi SONU ko wish karne chale gaye...???

MAI-dimag sathiya gaya hai.do log bhala akele kaise jaa sakte hain..???

RASHI-shut up...???ab toh bilkul cake nahi milega tum dono ko..

KHANAK-aa kar dikhao cake ke paas..cake mooh par malne ka bohot shouk hai naa..aaj hum khelenge cake ki holi tumhare saath...

MAI-waah, dialogue...

KHANAK-aapse hi sikh rahe hain janab...

MAI-toh guru ko guru dakshina do.waise toh choti moti chizon se maante nahi hai hum par tumhare liye sirf ye cake bhi chalega...

ANJALI-jo milne nahi waala tumhe.. girls,dhyan dena dono par...cake ke paas bhi naa aane paayen ye...

MAI-chahiye bhi nahi aisa hadpu cake hume...chal NITS,door se hi dekh lenge cake kathtta hua hum...

khaa lene de in bhukmarro ko hamara laaya cake...


jahan ye bol NITS ko le left side se beech ke rows me jaakar baith gaya mai wahin hamari baat sun self respect zara bhi nahi dagmagaya in kambakht ladkiyon ka...

bina hume koi reaction diye SONU ko centre par rakh cake knife pakda diya ANJALI ne uske haath me...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ke ek sur ryhme ke beech cake kaat liya SONU ne jiske baad baari baari sabko thoda thoda cake khilaane laga tha woh...

RAJAT aur EKPREET se shuru karne ke baad chaaron girls ko khilaya usne cake aur phir do bade bade cake slices kaate usne aur ye dekh..


ANJALI-aree,itni badi slices...!!!kiske liye..

SONU-aurr kkiske lliye...???

ANJALI-bilkul nahi.. un dono kamino ko toh cake chhodo,cake ke upar ki cream bhi nahi deni..

SONU-pphir mmere ccake kkaatne kka kkya mmatlab...unn ddono kke bbina mmera bbirthday kke mmaayne hhain hhi nnahi kkoi..

wwaise bbhi,jjaise bbhi hhain,hhain ttoh mmere jjigri hhi...


jahan uski baat sun chaaron girls ke hi faces par smile aa gayi wahin jab un do slices ko le palta SONU toh mooh bada ho gaya uska..

uska hi kya, girls ka bhi same haal tha..

REASON..

mere aur NITS ke saamne pehle hi do kaafi bade cake slices rakhe hue the jinhe hum thoosne me lage hue the..

darasal jab SONU girls ko cake khila raha tha tab unme se kisika bhi dhyan cake par nahi tha..

jab SONU ek chota slice kaat ANJALI ko khilaane ke liye palta toh theek ussi moment me RAJAT aur EKPREET ne do bade slice kaat liye the aur hamari taraf badh gaye the..


MAI-laa bhai...ab kaat liya hai toh de bhi de...

NITS-aur RAJAT,ye bahar B ke kuch bhikari bhi khade hain,unhe bhi de de thoda sa...


kuch B section ke bande jo bas yunhi hamari class ke bahar ghum rahe the,unhe dekh kahi thi NITS se apni baat..


wahin hum dono ko constantly ghoor raha SONU kuch aur seconds hum dono ko ghurta raha jiske baad has pada woh aur humari taraf badh gaya..


MAI-abbe,arraammmm sse bbbbe...


ek saath thus diya tha kamine ne cake hum dono ke mooh me jisse kisi tarah manage kar khaane lage the hum..

aur hamare is mahan adjustment technique ko dekh...


ANJALI-tu kitna bada bhukmarra hai re SANVY...

MAI-jitni badi gadhi hai tu...aur mere khaane me nazar mat daala kar chudail...pet kharab ho gaya toh agli class tere paas hi baithunga mai...

dimag ek jhatke me khul jaayega aur naak band ho jaana hai phir...

ANJALI-chhi...


mooh banate hue piche hi hat gayi ANJALI jispar has pade sab..


SONU-kkitna ppada bbe ccake...???

NITS-saade teen...

SONU-ttoh bbaaki kke 6500 wwapas kkar...

MAI-le le mooh me mera..saale shaam ko party karenge baaki paison se...

SONU-6500 hhazar ki pparty...

NITS-abbe tandoori bite jaayenge...ab jaayenge matlab pura group..aur girls ko toh jaanta hi hai...

khaaye naa khaaye,dishes order zaroor karenge ye sab...5000 toh lagega ich udhar..

SONU-hhaan ttoh bbaaki kke 1500...

MAI-woh pichle saal ke udhaar ka tha...

SONU-kkaahe kka uddhar bbe...

MAI-acha beta,bhul gaya...pichle saal party ke naam par sukh saagar le gaya tha tu...

kya khilaane..thaali.. bhosdike,zindagi me pehli baar birthday par thaali khaayi thi maine..

NITS-abbe humne bol..

MAI-haan wahi humne..tab atak atak ke kya bola tha tu..

bbhai,ttangi cchal rrahi hhai tthodi..is bbaar addust kkar lo..aggle bbaar ddouble kkharch kkar ddunga..

le,ho gaya hisaab barabar..bache 1500 ussike hain..

NITS-abbe tujhe toh khush hona chahiye saale..tera waada bina tujhse mehnet karwaye pura kar diya humne..

MAI-aur nahi toh kya..chal thank you bol...

AUR BUDDY,WHATS UP...!!!!


hamari baat par ghusse se phatne hi waala tha SONU ki tabhi is nayi awaaz ko sun naa sirf chup reh gaya woh balki uske facial expressions bhi turant change ho gaye..


REASON...


EKPREET ke phone me SAM tha video call par jisse dekh..


SAB-hey SAM...

SONU-hhey SSAM...

SAM-hey guyzzz..happy birthday buddy...

MAI-saale,ek ghante me competition hai tera aur tu idhar birthday birthday khel raha hai...

SONU-cchup bbe...

SAM-arre chill yaar..prep puri hai meri...bas apne lounde ko wish karna tha,kar diya...

ANJALI-aur hamari shopping kab karoge...!!!

SAM-ye kya babes..naa hie,na hello... sidhe apne kaam ki baat...

ANJALI-shut up.. morning kar diya jitna hye hello karna tha...

SAM-ye bhi hai..aur relax raho..12 baje tak contest khatm ho jaayega aur return flight toh kal ki hai meri..woh bhi shaam ki...

kar lunga tab tak puri shopping....

MAI-hotel bada sahi allot kiya hai lounde tujhe competition waalon ne..


SAM ke backround ko dekh jahan achi khaasi nakkasiyan, paintings aur karigari ke kayi namune saaf dikh rahe the,kahi thi ye baat maine jispar..


SAM-abbe competition waalo ke nahi mera personal stay hai ye...

mom ka ek ghar idhar delhi me bhi toh hai...yahin thehra hun mai..aur contest site bhi idhar se 6 km hi hai bas..

NITS-beta usse ghar nahi bunglow bolte hain...

SAM-abbe bunglow bhi hota toh ghar hi hai...

MAI-ye grah vivaad baad me milkar nipta liyo...abhi chal,rakh phone aur ready hoke nikal CONTEST ke liye...

SAM-abbe rook rook..main ritual toh dekh lene de..


call off button dabane waala hi tha mai ki tabhi SAM ki baat sun naa sirf rook gaya balki SONU ke piche se aa rahe RAJAT ki taraf bhi tezi se badha mai aur uske dono haath jinme saale ne cake ka cream ghissa hua tha,unhe pakad liye maine...

kamine ko SONU ke face par cake malne se rok liya tha maine jisse dekh..

RAJAT-abbe,ye kya...!!!


RAJAT ke haathon ko dekh SONU bhi thoda piche hat gaya tha..


MAI-abbe chaman, timing toh dekh le thoda... assembly bell bajne waali hai agle 2 minute me...

abhi cake potega toh isse nikaalne me hi 10 minute nikal jaayenge...

NITS-matlab essembly se gol..agar kisi teacher ne pakad liya toh apne hi birthday me wishes ki jagah shudh vaani sunega ye PRINICI se...

SAM-oye teri...iske mooh me cake pothte dekhne ke chakkar me toh mere bhi dhyan se utar gaya tha ki essembly time hai abhi...

MAI-ye mat bhul jaayiyo ki competition hai aaj..

nahi toh PRINCI gober waala cake potegi tere mooh par...

SAM-chup be...ok then guyzz,ab sidhe parso hi mulakat hogi phir..

NITS-trophy ke saath aayiyo nahi toh bas phone pe hi text kar dena ki pahunch gaya hai tu...

SAM-all the best bolte hain aise time me..

MAI-andh shradha jaisa hai beta ye line...

jinke hunar me dum hota hai, luck sirf ek shabd hai unke liye..

SAM-galti ho gayi prabhu...maaf kar dijiye...


apne sir ke paas dono haathon ko jod naatakiya tarike se boli ye baat SAM ne..


GIRLS-dont forget our list SAM...

HAHAHAHA....

haath jodne ke baad call off button ki taraf badh rahi thi SAM ki ungli par tabhi girls ki baat sun ek baar phir haath jod liye the usne aur ye dekh has pade hum..

TRRRRRR....

essembly bell baj chuki thi jisse shayad SAM ne bhi sun liya tha isiliye turant call off kar girls ki forward speeches se bach gaya woh...


SONU-tthanks bbhai,bbacha lliya ttune...


cake makeup se bachaye jaane ka thanks kaha tha SONU ne jispar..


MAI-anytime buddy.. anytime...


baaki sab ke piche piche ek dusre ke kandhe se kandhe mila mai,SONU aur NITS nikal pade essembly ki taraf...



1ST RECESS....



MAI-ek baare phirse happy birthday mere bhai...


piche se SONU ke pure face par cake malte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar puri class has padi..


SONU-saale harami... isiliye uss wwaqt bbachaya mmujhe ttaaki abbhi kkhud hhi ppoth ssake...


aankh kaan,sab jagah cake hi cake laga hua tha SONU ka..dabi hui awaaz me bhadak raha tha woh par tabhi...


happy birthday bhai.. happy birthday buddy... happy birthday SONU...


ek ek kar hamara pura group uske mooh par cake malte hue dobara usse wish karne lage...

is beech shuru me toh bakne ko hua SONU par jab lagatar uska mooh repaint process se guzarne laga toh chup chaap mooh band kar woh is cake ki holi ka shikar banane laga...

is beech mai aur NITS jinhone sabse pehle usse cake pota tha,tissue se apne haath saaf kar chuke the hum...


EKPREET-chal bhai...mai le chalta hun tujhe wash room...


temporary andha ho chuka tha SONU isiliye uske haath ko apne kandhe par rakh wash room le jaane laga EKPREET..

yahan school me har floor ke left ki taraf aakhir me boy/girl dono ke hi wash rooms bane the jiske andar SONU ko chhod turant wapas aa gaya EKPREET..

ab ye zaroori bhi tha kyunki agar rookta woh udhar toh chehra saaf karne ke baad do chaar tagde haath bhi saaf kar deta SONU uspar jo jaanta tha EKPREET isiliye usse washroom ke andar basin ke paas chhod turant wapas aa gaya tha woh...



WASH ROOM:-



HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONU.....


abhi apna mooh clean kar hi raha tha SONU ki tabhi uske kaano me ye awaaz padi jisse sun ek pal ke liye rooka woh par phir bina kuch kahe apne face wash karne me lag gaya woh...

REASON...

AJAY TIWARI ki thi ye awaaz.. wahi ROHAN ka class bestie jo apne ek aur classmate AMIT DAVE ke saath wash room ke muhaane par khada tha.

par jab uske wish par bhi SONU kuch nahi bola toh...


AJAY-ye kya baat hui SONU..jab koi anjaana bhi birthday par wish karta hai toh reply dena chahiye..

aur phir hum toh schoolie hain...

AMIT-arre toh isme iski bhi kya galti yaar...tere wish karne ka tarika hi GALATH tha...

AJAY-acha...phir kaise wish karna chahiye tha mujhe...???

AMIT-hakla ke...hhappy bbirthday SSONU..aisa bolta tu toh apnapan feel hota naa isse..

HAHAHAHA...


ab tak apna mooh saaf kar chuka tha SONU jiske baad apne handkerchief se face pochte hue un dono ki baat sun unki khilli udaane waali hasi ko dekh woh bhi halka muskura diya...

ab ye pehli baar toh tha nahi jab kisine uske stammering par uska mazak udaya ho..

ye toh bachpan se hi uski life ka ek part ban chuka hai jiski aadat ho chuki thi usse..

uske upar SONU ko ye bhi pata tha ki usse provoke karne ki koshish kar rahe the AMIT aur AJAY..

kal SAM ke jaate waqt jo mazak banaya tha SANVY aur NITS ne un dono ka,ussika khunnas nikaal rahe hain woh dono...

isiliye muskurate hue wash room se nikalne ko hua SONU par tabhi uska raasta block sa kar diya AJAY aur AMIT ne jispar..


SONU-kkyun appni ggaand ttudwana cchahte hho bbe...kkhud ppar ehssan kkaro aur hhat jjao ccchup cchap....

AJAY-nahi toh kya be...!!!apne baap us SANVY ko batayega...

SONU-bbhai hhai wwoh mmera..bbaap wwoh ttere jjaiso kka hhai...

aaisa bbaap jjo aggar hhota iiddhar ttoh ddar kke mmaare appna appna llund ekk ddusre kki ggaand mme gghusa cchuke hhote ttum ddono abb ttak..

ppar usski zzaroorat nnahi hhai ffilhal...ttum ddono kke lliye mmai akkela hhi kkaafi hhun...

AMIT-acha...

SONU-hhaan bbacha..hho sakkta hhai kki jjeet naa ppaun mmai ppar hhaalat zzaroor bbigaad ddunga ttum ddono kki..

bbharosa nnahi hhai ttoh aao pphir..bbhid kkar ddekh llo...

AJAY-beta AMIT...nikaal 100 rupay...jeet gaya mai sharth..hai bande me jigra...


AJAY ki baat sun jahan bina kuch kahe muskurate hue AMIT ne uske haath me ek sou ki patti pakadwa di wahin ye sab dekh face par question mark aa chuka tha SONU ke jispar..


AJAY-arre soch mat zyada yaar..mai samjata hun..

darasal maine is AMIT se kaha tha ki daring hai apna SONU par isse lag raha tha ki fattu hai tu..

"THEEK TERE US MARE HUE BHAI KI TARAH"...


ye line...ek aisi line jo SONU ke dil par hi nahi balki uski aatma par bhi chot karne ke liye kaafi thi...

AJAY ki baat sun turant apne mare hue bhai ka face uski aankhon ke saamne aa gaya tha jiske baad ek pal bhi nahi laga tha uski aankhein bharne me...

ek trance jaisi haalath me chala gaya tha SONU..woh saari yaadein jisme uska bhai sharik tha,woh ghum sa gaya tha uski aankhon ke aage..

wahin SONU ki chhalakti aankhon ko dekh ek proud smile naach uthi thi AJAY aur AMIT ke faces par..

aakhir taklif pahuncha jo di thi unhone SONU ko..aisi taklif jo kisi bhi sharirik pain se bohot zyada asardaar thi...

unke hisaab se perfect birthday gift de diya tha unhone SONU ko..

AJAY-abbe ye toh rone laga...

AMIT-bola tha na maine fattu hai ye..chal,wapas kar mere sou...aur apne 100 mila kar de mujhe...


AMIT ki baat par upset hone ki acting karte hue AJAY ne 200 nikaal usse pakda diya jiske baad..


AJAY-kya yaar SONU...harwa diya yaar sharth tune....

chal bhai..chalte hain hum...


jahan ye bol haste hue nikal gaye AMIT aur AJAY wahin SONU ab bhi apni jagah par jad hokar khada hua tha..

ab naajane ye silsila kitni der aur chalta ki tabhi...

TRRRRRR....

recess off hone ki bell baj gayi jiski awaaz se jaise neend se jaaga SONU...

aakhein puri bhari hui thi uski aur gaal par pehle se aa chuke aansu halke sookh chuke the...

khair, handkerchief se apni aankhon ko saaf karte hue classroom ki taraf badh gaya SONU...



IN CLASS:-


RAJAT-abbe itni der kya kar raha tha washroom me..mooh hi dho raha tha ki naha liya pura...


recess off ho chuki thi par kyunki teacher abhi aaye nahi the isiliye apne apne groups ke saath desks par baith masti kar rahe the hum sab..

abhi abhi louta tha SONU jisse dekh kahi thi ye baat RAJAT ne jispar halka sa smile bhar kiya SONU ne aur apni seat ki taraf badhne ko hua par tabhi...


EKPREET-abbe tujhe kya hua...???
cake pothna toh ritual hai apna..

agar uske liye naraz hai tu toh aur poth denge cake tere mooh par...

HAHAHA....


EKPREET ki baat par sab has diye the jiske baad...


ANJALI-ye teri aankhon ko kya hua SONU...???laal dikh rahi hai..

MAI-cake aakhon me chala gaya tha iske..shayad ungli bhi lag gayi thi isiliye laal hui padi hai aankhen...

ANJALI-pakka tera hi ungli laga hoga..

MAI-ungli karne ki aadat tujhe hai aur laga mera hoga...waah...

KHANAK-oh stop it both of you.. SONU,medical room jaakar eyedrop dalwa lo..acha lagega...

MAI-arre... chocolate ko chewingum kaahe banana...ho jaayega theek thodi der me...


APNI APNI SEATS PAR JAAIYE SABHI....


meri baat par koi kuch kehta ki tabhi hamari chemistry teacher MRS RADHIKA CHANDRAVANSHI class me enter hui jiske baad hum sab turant apni apni seats ki taraf badh gaye...


MAI-puchne ke baad hi batana shuru karega kya...???


mujhe aur NITS dono ko SONU ke murjhaye face aur laal aankhon ke piche ki kahani ka andaza tha isiliye jaise hi ma'am ne padhana shuru kiya,pucha apna sawal maine jispar..


SONU-cchhod nnaa yaar....

MAI-bilkul chhodenge par pehle chodenge...ab bina laag lapet bolna shuru kar...


meri baat sun ek gehri saans chhod jo wash room me hua,woh batata chala gaya SONU jisse mai toh bas shaanti se sunta gaya par pehli baar aisa hua tha ki NITS jo kuch na kuch bolta hi rehta hai,woh jabde bheenche bas baitha hua tha..

jis second se SONU ki laal aankhen aur udaas face dekha tha usne,jaanta tha mai ki ussi moment se bomb panap raha tha uske andar jo AJAY aur AMIT ke upar fatne se pehle shaant nahi hoga...

isiliye aaj mai shaant tha...bilkul shaant... puri baat suni SONU ki maine aur phir sir shake kar class me dhyan dene laga...



AFTER SCHOOL:-



AJAY-haash.....saala teachers ke pele din bhar ki bakchodi ke baad ye kash head massage ka kaam karte hain bhai...


marlboro menthol ki ek gehri kash lene ke baad kahi thi ye baat AJAY ne...

school hours ke baad school ke west me moujud old nursery building ki gallery me baithe hue the AMIT aur AJAY...

daily ka kaam tha ye inka...school ke baad yahan baith sutta maarte the ye....

basically bohot kam students aur faculty members ka aana hota hai idhar...aur school hours ke baad toh koi is taraf aata bhi nahi..


MAI-sharir me hone waala dard bhi kam karta hai kya ye...!!!???


AMIT ke haath se cigarette lete hue ek kash AMIT ne bhi lagaya hi tha ki tabhi unke piche se ubhri meri is awaaz ko sun pehle toh ek jhatke me moode woh dono par phir relax ho gaye...


AJAY-aao,aao guyz...pata tha mujhe ki ye SONU rote rote tujhe humari complaint zaroor diya hoga aur tu thehra paagal kutta..

gurraate hue turant aayega hamare paas...apne jigri ka badla lene...

par woh dusra nahi aaya... NITS...khoon thanda ho gaya hai kya uska...


MAI-woh kisi aur ka sharir garm karwane gaya hai...

AMIT-hain...!!!gay hai kya saala...

AJAY-abbe abhi pata chala kya tujhe..???kabhi dekha hai in teeno ko kisi ladki ke saath..

ek dusre ke saath hi lage rehte hain teeno...

MAI-par aaj ek chowtha mil gaya naa..dekh,kadmo ki awaaz bhi aane lagi uski...milwaate hain tumse...

THAAB......


meri baat puri hui hi thi ki tabhi hamare piche waale raaste se kisi ki body neeche zamin par giri jisse dekh turant khade hue AJAY aur AMIT jiske baad....

BHAIYA.....


woh neeche pada banda AJAY TIWARI ka bada bhai aur hamara senior KAMAL TIWARI tha...

aur ye bhi apne chote bhai ki hi tarah maha madarchod tha...

humse toh nahi bhida tha ye abhi tak par ek number ka bully tha ye.. kamzor students ke saath dadagiri karne me aage rehta tha hamesha...

mujhse faththi thi AJAY ki lekin uske baad bhi SONU ke saath jo harkat ki thi isne,iske piche bhi is KAMAL ka hi haath tha..

issine confidence diya tha isse ki bhid jaaye mujhse,woh sambhal lega sab....

junior hain,kya hi ukhaad lenge,yahi soch thi uski..

ab ye soch kitni sach thi,ye thodi der me pata chal jaana tha lounde ko...

anyways,apne bhai ko yun neeche gire dekh AJAY aur uske saath AMIT doud pade uske paas jiske baad...


AJAY-bhaiya...ye sab...!!!!

KAMAL-arre jhooth bola is harami ne mujhe...isne kaha ki maar rahe hain tujhe kuch ladke isiliye douda mai idhar ke liye..

yahan pahunchte hi saale ne piche se maara mere ko...

teri toh madar...

THAAD....

gaali puri hone se pehle hi ek laath maar di NITS ne uske chest par jispar ek baar phirse lehrate hue neeche gira KAMAL...


ye dekh AJAY aur AMIT NITS ko maarne badhe hi the ki...

THABBB...THABBB....

meri aur SONU ki ek ek laath padi un dono ke gaand par jispar KAMAL ke baaju me gire woh dono...


KAMAL-abbe oye....GALATH bhid rahe ho tum sab...beta senior hun mai tum logon ka...

haalath kharab kar dunga tum teeno ki...

MAI-RIZWAN ASHRAFI....teri class ka don hai naa ye... hamari haalath kharab karne se pehle ek baar mera naam bhar bol ke dekhna uske saamne...


meri baat sun aur jis confidence se naam liya tha maine RIZWAN ka, woh banda jisse khub faththi thi KAMAL ki,usse aankhein badi ho gayi thi uski...


AJAY-beta apna naam toh aaj ke baad tu khud theek se nahi le paayega...boyz....come out...


uske classmates joki ab tak gallery ke dusri taraf chhup kar hamara hi wait kar rahe the,unhe awaaz di thi AJAY ne par jab kuch seconds ke baad bhi koi bahar nahi nikla toh...


AJAY-boyzz...

MAI-tere bulaane par nahi aayenge...mai bulaata hun...

feko be bahar sabko...

DHABBBB.DHABBBB....DHABBBB...


mere bolte hi ek ke baad ek B section ke lounde ua gallery ke diwaar se aage aate hue neeche girne lage..

kul 7 ladke the woh sab joki is waqt bilkul kisi bhikaari waali condition me neeche pade hue the aur unki ye haalath dekh AJAY aur AMIT jo abhi tak behadh confident dikh rahe the,unka woh confidence geele feete par lagi chingari ki tarah bujhne laga tha...

wahin un sabke peeche se hamare 12 classmates bahar nikle jinhe dekh hairan ho gaye the AMIT aur AJAY..

kabhi woh apne classmates ko dekhte,kabhi hamare classmates ko jo unhe dekh has rahe the..

kuch seconds yunhi un sabko dekhne ke baad AJAY ki nazar mujhpar aakar tiki aur...


AJAY-how...????

MAI-how...!!!!aaj morning SONU ke cake kaaththe waqt tere section ke lounde hamare class ke bahar ghum rahe the...

yahi the naa woh sab...

aisa pehle kabhi nahi hua tha..gadbad feel kar liya tha maine aur woh shak yakin me tab badla jab EKPREET ko SONU ke face par cake lagane se roka maine..

mere waisa karne par ye sab aise react karne lage jaise purse maar liya ho maine in sabka...

aur jab recess me SONU ke face par cake lag raha tha,toh woh beech me gira pada lounda entrance me hi khade hokar dekh raha tha..

SONU ke face par cake lagte dekh turant bhaaga woh aur obvio tumhe bataya usne..

tumhe pata tha ki wash room jaayega SONU..par ek hurdle tha...

EKPREET ka uske saath hona par SONU ko wahan chhod turant nikal gaya EKPREET jisse tum dono ka SONU ko humiliate karne ka window open ho gaya..

by the way,maine hi bola tha EKPREET ko wapas aane ke liye...

phir tum dono ne wahi kiya,jo plan ka hissa tha tumhara... insult ki SONU ki..

tumhe maalum tha ki SONU hume zaroor batayega jiske baad hum tum dono ke piche aayenge...

class over hone ke baad hamare class ke bahar apna ek banda lagaya hua tha tumne jo ye dekhe ki kitne bande nikle hain tumhari taraf..

par jab apne khabri ke through pata laga tumhe ki sirf hum teen hi aa rahe hain tumhari taraf toh relaxed ho gaye tum dono...

tum dono ko laga ki sab tumhare hisaab se ho raha hai par aisa tha nahi..

jo ho raha tha,woh isiliye ho raha tha kyunki mai waisa hone de raha tha..

balak, jis bhi kisse ka hissa hum rehte hain,usse likhte bhi hum hi hain...


jahan ek taraf meri puri baat sun lund jaisa mooh ho gaya tha AJAY aur AMIT ka jo aur kharab tab hua jab uske sabhi classmates dheere se uth patli gali pakad nikal gaye wahin dusri taraf KAMAL ko bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki woh kaise react kare..

par kuch toh bolna hi tha usse isiliye...


KAMAL-dekho..jaane do hume..warna...

NITS-warna kya madarchod...

DHADDHHHH....AHHHHH...


ek hockey stick laaya hua tha NITS jisse aage badh ghuma kar maara KAMAL ko usne...

kandhe par padi thi woh maar jispar dard se dohrata hua neeche gir gaya KAMAL...


AJAY-please..mere bhai ka koi fault nahi hai..usko kuch mat karo...

MAI-SONU ke bhai ka kya fault tha madarchodon... khunnas tumhari humse thi,toh beech me usse kaise le aaye tum.....

KKHHHHH......DHADDDHHHH... DHADDHHHH....DHADHHHHHH..


AJAY aur AMIT.. dono ke hi tounsils me halke jhatke ke saath push kiya maine jisse apna gala pakad tadap se uthe woh dono...

par agle hi pal un dono ke ek ek haath ko pakad moda maine aur unhi haathon se grip banate hue apne dono pairon se laath di maine unke chest par...

haath unke mere haath me the isiliye is move se ek tez jhatka laga un dono ke haathon ke jod aur chest me...

kuch seconds ke liye blood flow rook sa gaya unke sharir me jiski wajah se ek hi moment me extreme pain aur jhunjhuni,saath me hone lagi thi unhe...

wahin is beech lagbhag 15 baar ghum chuka tha NITS ka hockey KAMAL ke body par..

haath pair,pet har jagah marks ban gaye the uske...

dard se tadapta hua neeche pada hua tha woh...

aur jab NITS ko laga ki kota pura ho gaya KAMAL ka toh hockey stick fekne ko hua woh par tabhi...

usse pata bhi nahi chala ki kab uske haathon se hockey stick le li thi maine jiske baad shuru hui AJAY aur AMIT ki sutayi...

DHADDDDHHHH..DHADDDH....

sirf unke fat waale areas me jahan padne par fracture ke chance kam aur asahaniya pain zyada ho, maarne laga tha mai...

badi tezi se ghuma raha tha mai hockey stick jiske har waar par bin paani waale macchli ki tarah tadapne lage the AJAY aur AMIT..


MAI-sharth lagane ka bada shouk hai naa madarchodon...lagao sharth abhi...

kiski gaand pehle faththi hai....

AJAY-bhai,bhai bhai..maaf kar de bhai..

DHADDHHHH...bhai bhai fir kabhi tumhare raaste me nahi aayenge bhai..

DHADDHHHH....

AMIT-ahhhh.... please bhai....bas ek baar maaf kar de bhai.. DHADHHHH...maa kasam saamne dikhenge bhi nahi hum tum logon ko kabhi...DHADDDHHH.. AHHHHHH....


baal pakad liya tha maine un dono ka jispar karah uthe woh..

aansu se bhar chuka tha un dono ka face jisse dekh...


MAI-kya hua..???dukh raha hai..par hai toh sharir ka hi dard naa...maayne kya hain iske..

maayne us dard ke the jo mere bhai ke dil ne mehsoos kiya tha tum dono ki baat ko sun...

aansu uski aankhon se nikle the,par roya dil tha uska...

us ghaav ko kaise bharoge re madarchodon....


ek jhatke me un dono ke baal ko chhod dobara hockey stick utha liya tha maine par ye dekh kisi tarah tezi se rengte hue aage badhe AJAY,AMIT aur turant pair pakad liye un dono ne SONU ke..

AMIT-bhai...maaf kar de bhai....dobara kabhi nahi hoga bhai...

AJAY-please bhai..bacha le yaar...


haath hi jod liye the dono ne jispar..


MAI-lund bachayega tum dono ko...


dono ke ek ek pair ko pakad kheench liya tha maine jiske agle hi pal naa sirf unke pairon ko saath laaya mai balki saath hi saath apne dono pairon ko unke pairon me kuch yun fasa diya maine ki hum teeno ke hi pair ek gaanth ki shakal lete hue jud se gaye...

AHHHHH.....

NITS-nahi SANVY....


mere is daaw se jahan zordar cheekhen nikalne lagi thi AJAY aur AMIT ke mooh se wahin NITS samajh gaya tha ki un dono ke pair todne jaa raha tha mai...

dusre pair se laath maarne ki koshish kar rahe the woh dono mujhe par kuch aisa angle banaya hua tha maine ki unke woh khule pair mujhe hit nahi kar paa rahe the..


SONU-cchhod dde bbhai..pplease....


mere ghussa jisme uske aansuon ke liye taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi,usse mehsoos kar liya tha SONU ne..

mere pairon ko thapthapate hue kahi thi ye baat SONU ne jispar ek pal usse dekhne ke baad azaad kar diya un dono ka pair maine...

aansu ek baar phirse nikalne lage the SONU ki aankhon se jisse dekh tezi se utha mai aur usse uski gardan se pakad...


MAI-jab apni taklif ka dusre tamasha banaane lage toh yaa toh us zakhm par marham laga lo yaa phir us tees maar rahe jagah ko sharir se ukhaad kar fek do...

dard tab bhi hoga,par bas ek baar hi hoga...


meri baat ka matlab samajh raha tha SONU isiliye haan me sir hilaate hue gale lag gaya woh mere..

aansu ab bhi nikal rahe the uski aankhon se par recess ke baad se hi dil me jo tufaan utha hua tha,woh shaant ho chuka tha uska...


NITS-KHANAK....


abhi mai SONU se alag hua hi tha ki tabhi NITS ki baat sun aur jahan woh dekh raha tha,is old nursery building ke entrance ki taraf,jab us taraf dekha maine aur SONU ne toh wahan KHANAK khadi thi...

par hamare ya phir ye kahun ki mere uski taraf dekhti hi hadbada si gayi woh...

shayad dekh liya tha usne mera AMIT aur AJAY ko buri tarah maarna...

unki woh maafi ki fariyaad jisse nazarandaaz kar mera unhe aur maarna...

sab dekh liya tha usne...

ye isiliye keh sakta tha mai kyunki pehli baar mujhe dekhte hue dar nazar aa raha tha uske face par...

barsaat ka waqt chal raha hai...halki halki hawa har waqt chalti rehti hai DEHRADUN me par itne suhavane mousam me bhi ghabrahat ke kaaran paseene nikalne lage the KHANAK ke peshani se..

kuch seconds mujhe yunhi dar kar dekhte rehne ke baad woh tezi se palat nikal gayi aur ye dekh..


NITS-KHANAK,ek minute..

MAI-jaane de usse...

NITS-shit...class ke baad tu sabse pehle nikal gaya toh puch rahi thi woh tere baare me..ye matter niptana tha isiliye zyada dhyan nahi diya maine...

mai hi jaata hun..

MAI-bola na jaane de usse...abhi dari hui hai woh...dimaag shaant ho jaane de uska.. phir dekhte hain...

aur tum sab...arre,gazab....

jab mai,NITS aur SONU KHANAK ko dekh rahe the,us waqt AMIT,AJAY,uska bhai KAMAL kisi tarah uth ghisadte hue bhaag chuke the..

aur unki puri B section waali toli toh pehle hi nou do gyarah ho chuki thi...

sab taraf nazar ghuma apna bag uthaya maine aur uska chain kholte hue ek gift wrap nikaala..


MAI-le bhai...gift tera...bhar le gaand me...


gift wrap dekh itni der me pehli baar muskuraya tha SONU...


NITS-mera waala GIFT shaam ko party me deta hun mai...

sir shake kar NITS ko dekh hasa SONU jispar..


MAI-khol...

SONU-abbhi...


ghura maine usse jispar turant harkat me aaya SONU aur kholne laga wrap..

jaanta tha woh ki akaaran nahi bolta mai usse aisa karne aur uska ye andaza sahi bhi tha..


"THE CURE"...BY DR.FRED SHULTZ...


wrap ke andar yahi book thi...stammering aur stuttering par one of the best book thi ye jiske saath ek ipod bhi tha..

ipod me gaane nahi balki stutterings clear karne ke saikdon audio techniques with self analytical exams bataye gaye the...

zyada mehengi nahi par kaafi rare book thi ye aur utna hi rare woh audio analyser tha.. kaafi time se koshish kar raha tha SONU in dono hi chizon ko kharidne ki..

aur aaj jab finally ye dono hi chizen haathon me thi uske toh yakin hi nahi ho raha tha usse...

kuch pal us book aur iPod ko dekhta raha woh jiske baad...


SONU-tthank yyou bbhai...

MAI-3 saal de raha hun.. complete clear speech nikalni chahiye tere mooh se...

verna wakayi tere gaand me bhar dunga is book aur iPod ko...

SONU-ppakka...


ek baar phirse hug kiya SONU ne mujhe par phir jab alag hua woh toh ek nayi udaasi thi uske face par jisse dekh...


MAI-abbe ab kya hua...!!!kuch aur bhi chahiye kya...???

SONU-bbhai wwoh KKHANAK...kkahin wwoh...!!!tujhe bbaat kkar lleni cchahiye usse..

MAI-agar doston ko bhi apne actions justify karne lag gaya mai toh yaa toh woh mere dost nahi yaa phir mere actions sahi nahi...

waise bhi...kuch bhi sunane ki haalath me nahi hogi woh is waqt..




agar abhi gaya uske paas toh baat aur BIGAD JAAYEGI...

baat yakeen ki hai,waqt ke saath apne aap yaa toh NIKHAR jaayegi yaa phir BIKHAR JAAYEGI....

samjhaana mujhe usse nahi samajhna usne mujhe hai kyunki...

agar mere SAHI hone par DAR gayi hai woh,phir mere GALATH hone par toh MAR JAAYEGI....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...

Superb update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Kala Nag]

अब क्या बताएं VJ भाई
बस लत लग गई है गलत की
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[Ayush2017]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY APNE MOBILE LENE WAALE PAISO SE CHUTKI KE LIYE USKI PASAND KI DRESS KHARID DETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF ROUNAK SANVY SE NIPATNE AUR DIMPLE KE SAATH SEX KE LIYE KOI PLAN SOCHTA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-41

23RD APRIL


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-THE BARE KNUCKLE




DHABBB..DHABBBB..DHABBBB....



KYA BAAT HAI LOUNDE... HAATH TOH AISE GHUMA RAHA HAI JAISE SAAMNE PUNCHING BAG NAHI,KISI KA THOBDA HO...


6 logon ke beech chalte hue ek saanwle lambe chowde shaksh ne ROUNAK se joki paseene se lathpath boxing ki hand swing practice kar raha tha tha,uske paas aate hue kahi thi ye saari baat jispar ROUNAK smile karte hue apne gloves utarne laga..


ROUNAK-aane ke liye thanks RASHID bhai...


gloves utaar aage badh side se gale laga ROUNAK us RASHID se..

RASHID ko dekh jo khushi ROUNAK ke face par aayi thi,usse saaf pata chalta tha ki kitna khush tha woh usse dekhkar..

wahin RASHID bhi jis apnepan se mila tha ROUNAK se,saaf tha ki ROUNAK khaas tha uska joki sach bhi tha..

RASHID REZA.... DEHRADUN,MASOORI,HARIDWAR...in teen ilaakon me gunjne waala ek mashoor par GALATH naam...

ek wanted gangster hain ye sahab.waise toh extortion, prostitution,juen,satte ke saath aur bhi bohot se illigal dhandhe hai iske par sabse zyada badnaam ye drugs ke kaarobar ke liye hai...

local politicians ka indirect support bhi hai isse...

aas paas ke 200 km ke area me drug ka theka issika hai...jitne bhi popular aur semi popular school colleges,clubs,rave parties, basically youth jahan sabse zyada ikattha hote hain,un saari jagahon me iske bande faile hote hain jo un youngsters tak drugs pahunchane ka kaam karte hain.

aur un bando ki list me chand top logon me ek naam tha ROUNAK DHOLAKIA...

khud bhi leta tha ye drugs par behadh kam maatra me but kyunki ROUNAK boxer tha and that to a famous one, approach kaafi faili hui thi uski aur issi ka faayda uthathe hue aas paas ke pure area me RASHID ka kaam yahi dekhta tha...

yahi wajah thi RASHID ke ROUNAK ko pasand karne ki...


ROUNAK-thanks bhai aane ke liye..

RASHID-khaas hai yu apna chote,aana hi tha.......!!!waise bhi kuch nahi loundiyon ki delivery leni hai aaj mujhe idhar se.. socha pehle tujhse hi mil lun..

ye sab group ke hain tere..!!!


ROUNAK se thoda piche khade the DEEPESH aur ussike class ke 3 bande jo upari taur se bhar jaante the RASHID ko.

aur ab jo woh saamne tha unke toh andar se kaafi dare hue the woh sab...


ROUNAK-jee bhai..apne school se hi hain...chai mangwau...!!!

RASHID-naa re..naya slot aaya tha..checking ke liye abhi abhi stroke liya hai...asar acha hai..meetha liya toh kaat dega...

ROUNAK-hahaha....aapka bhi sahi hai bhai.. checking me hi kota pura ho jaata hai...

RASHID-woh toh hai..parso tak tere paas bhi pahunch jaayega..is baar quantity zyada hogi..par maalum hai apne ko, nikaal lega tu...

ROUNAK-pura maal khap jaayega..uski tention mat lo bhai..

but pehle meri ek choti si tention hai,usse door kar do aap bas...

RASHID-ussike liye hi toh aaya hun chote...bata phir,kya tention hai...!!!

ROUNAK-tention toh ek hi hai par kaam do hai...

RASHID-bina ghumaye sidhe sur me aa chote...

ROUNAK-ek ladka hai...SIRIUS ka..saala mere raaste me aa raha hai...

RASHID-kya chote,itni si baat batane ke liye mera time kharab kiya tune..

phone me hi bol deta toh ab tak nipta chuke hote usse mere bande...

ROUNAK-itna asaan nahi hai bhai...jitna pata kiya hai maine,saala lomdi hai woh harami...dimag bohot tez doudta hai behenchod ka...

kaisi bhi situation ho,khudko bahar nikaalna jaanta hai woh aur usse fasaane waale ko fasana bhi..

pichle saal aisa hi kuch woh aapke dhandhe me bhi kar chuka hai...


ab padi RASHID ke maathe par bal joki swabhavik bhi thi..

apne saare kaamon ke liye bohot zyada serious rehta tha woh..

jis kisine bhi chota hi sahi,agar nuksaan pahunchaya ho usse toh bohot buri mout maari hai RASHID ne usse..


RASHID-mujhe nuksaan pahunchaya hai kisine aur mujhe hi pata nahi..aisa kaise ho sakta hai...!!!

ROUNAK-FUSION SHOP ke owner ka ladka yaad hai...!!! JAYESH...

RASHID-haan suna hai naam maine..apne peddlers ka purana grahak tha woh.. uske zariye aur bhi bohot se customers milte the mere bando ko..

par overdose se haalath kharab ho gayi thi uski isiliye uske baap ne rehab bheja tha usse pichle saal..aisa suna tha maine..

par uska mere nuksaan se kya connection...!!!

ROUNAK-rehab jaane se pehle drugs ki ek puri bag police ne baramad ki thi usse,ye bhi suna hoga aapne.. afterall,woh bag toh aapke peddlers ka hi tha..

(MEGA UPDATE 21... SAM'S RESORT WAALA UPDATE)

RASHID-aadhe se zyada police me jo apne bande hain, unhone wapas kar diya tha..baaki media showoff ke liye rakhna pada tha unhe..

ROUNAK-haan..aur ye sab hua tha ussi ladke ke kaaran jiske liye bulaya hai maine aapko...

SANVEER AHARYA naam hai lounde ka...

DEEPESH,bata bhai ko...


ROUNAK ki baat par turant lapka DEEPESH unki taraf aur phir rattu tote ki tarah jo jo hua tha piche saal resort me,woh batata chala gaya jisse sun aakhein badi ho gayi RASHID ki..


RASHID-yaar planning toh wakayi tagdi ki thi tum logon ne..bade bade us chungul se nahi nikal paate par woh school ka lounda naa sirf nikal gaya balki tum sabko fasa bhi gaya...

gazab..waise SIRIUS ka hai naa woh lounda..!!!

ROUNAK-haan bhai..

RASHID-ek saala wahi school hai jahan mere bande aur mera maal ghus nahi paaya hai...

khair, koi photo hai lounde ki...!!!

ROUNAK-hai naa bhai...


f.b se nikaali SANVY ki ek pic saamne kar di ROUNAK ne jisse dekh..


RASHID-arre rerere...ye toh saala kaunla maasum sa lag raha hai be...isse maarne ke liye mujhe contact karna pada tujhe...

ROUNAK-shakal pe mat jaao bhai..abhi bataya na isne iski buddhi ka example..aise aur bhi bohot kaand kiye hain isne jo baaki kisike liye bhi naamumkin hote..

upar se saala sanki bhi hai..suna hai kisise bhi bhidne se nahi darta kabhi...

RASHID-jab dushman bhi taarif karne lage toh matlab wakayi dum hai bande me..

rahi dar ki baat toh ab toh waise bhi darne ka waqt gaya,ab baari hai marne ki...

tu tention naa le..nipat lenge mere log is lounde se...

ROUNAK-nahi bhai..isse toh mai hi niptaunga..mai ye chahta hun ki aapke bande iski haalath kharab kar mere saamne feken taaki jab mai us DIMPLE ka ras piyun toh laachar hokar pade pade dekhe ye,kuch kar naa paaye...

RASHID-DIMPLE...!!!ab ye kaun bala hai....!!!

ROUNAK-ye rahi..


SANVY ki pic swipe ki ROUNAK ne aur uske waisa karte hi jo tasvir aayi RASHID ki aankhon ke saamne,usne hypnotize sa kar diya tha usse...

aisi khubsoorati dekhi jo naa thi kabhi usne...


ROUNAK-ye hai bhai DIMPLE..aur dusra kaam bhi yahi hai...

mai chahta hun ki jab aapke log us SANVEER ki haalath bigaadne me lage hon tab aapke dusre bande isse uthakar yahin lekar aaye...


ROUNAK ki baat toh aadhi hi ghusi thi RASHID ke kaano me...

prostitution ka bhi dhandha tha uska..aaj ussike liye toh aaya tha woh dehradun..kaiyon ko paise dekar toh najaane kitno ke saath zabardasti soya tha RASHID par aisi khubsoorat ladki kabhi na dekhi thi usne..

apne pant me bane tambo ko theek karne ke baad ROUNAK ke haathon se phone le display me dikh rahi image ko zoom kar aise dekhne laga tha RASHID jaise photo nahi rubaroo didaar kar raha ho woh us husn-o-pari ka..

school se nikalte aate waqt li gayi image thi ye jisme DIMPLE apne uniform as in skirt me thi..

ussi skirt portion ko zoom kar kisi tarah uske andar jhaankne ki koshish kar raha tha RASHID..

wahin RASHID ki haalath ka andaza tha ROUNAK ko aur isiliye halke halke muskura raha tha woh..


ROUNAK-hai naa bhai aisi cheez jiske liye koi bhi gunah farz sa lage...

RASHID-iske liye khoon agar langar me bhi bahe toh bhi kam hai chote..

hai kaun ye jannat-e-hoor...

ROUNAK-SIRIUS ki hai bhai..nayi aayi hai...waise toh bohot rich hai par filhal dehradun me akeli rehti hai..

MAHARANI BAGH me bunglow hai iska...par interesting baat ye hai ki har shaam ussi area ke just piche bane nehru park me shaam 6 se 7 jog aur exercise karti hai ye...

RASHID-MAHARANI BAGH toh yahan ke sabse posh areas me se ek hai..uske andar hi ek private park bana hai, phir bahar kyun aur jog,shaam ko..???rahiso ke naye shouk hain kya..!!!

DEEPESH-nahi bhai,woh actually jitna samajh aaya hai mujhe,isse bhid pasand nahi...

nehru park me rush bohot kam hi rehta hai aur bhai ye gymnest hai..morning yoga ka routine hai iska aur shaam ko baaki exercises..

darasal nehru park me bohot se grippers bane hain jahan practice ho jaati hai iski...

RASHID-kya baat hai lounde.. puri khabar rakhta hai tu...

DEEPESH-woh bhai MAHARANI BAGH me apne bhi ek friend ka bunglow hai.. pichle teen din se usse iski hi fielding par lagaya hua tha maine..

bhai,ek baat aur..mera friend bata raha tha ki usne kuch aur logon ko bhi dekha hai jo is ladki se thodi doori banakar rakhte hain par nazar unki issipar rehti hai..

shayad uske ghar waalon ne security ka intazam kiya ho ya phir ho sakta hai us SANVY ne koi jugaad lagaya ho ispar nazar rakhne ka...

RASHID-hahaha..ye apna sheher hai chote.. sheher kya pure state par apna raj hai...yahan wahi hoga jo hum chahenge..

koi bhi,kisiki bhi security kaam nahi aane waali...

waise ek baat bata chote,us lounde ke saamne iski nath utaarna chahta hai tu... connection kya hai..???

ROUNAK-us lounde se mera panga issi ladki ki wajah se hi toh hua hai..

behenchod mere hi club me mere haathon se bacha le gaya woh isse...upar se saala mujhe dhamki deta ki door rahun mai isse...

RASHID-aisa.. phir toh us lounde ke saamne hi utregi is loundiya ki nath par ek change hoga...

ROUNAK-mai samjha nahi bhai...

RASHID-nath tu nahi mai utarunga...

ROUNAK-par bhai,mai...

RASHID-shhh..fikr mat kar tu,mere baad tu bhi number laga lena par seel toh mai hi todunga iski..

maa kasam, cocaine se 100 guna zyada nasha hai saali me..tasvir dekhkar hi dimag ki nas fatne ko hai..

ab jab tak iski jawani ka ras shiddat se nichod na lun,chain nahi aayega mujhe...


DIMPLE ki pic ko kiss karte hue jaise usse mehsoos hi kar raha tha RASHID..

wahin ROUNAK samajh gaya tha ki ab agar DIMPLE mili bhi usse toh jhooti hi milegi par woh kar bhi kya sakta tha...

ROUNAK-toh bhai,kab phir...

RASHID-aaj raat toh mujhe maal air naye slot ki delivery ke liye DELHI nikalna hai..next friday hi loutunga mai..

tab tak jee lene de is loundiya aur us lounde ko..

waise daily jaati hai naa ye ladki nehru park...

DEEPESH-jee bhai...

RASHID-bas phir..shanivaar nehru park se isse mai khud uthaunga.....

ROUNAK-bhai..aap khud...!!!

RASHID-beshak..iske makhmali badan par sabse pehla haath mera hi padega..

ROUNAK-aur bhai woh lounda...

RASHID-usse bhi saturday ko hi utha lenge...jahan bhi ho saala..

DEEPESH-bhai, saturday, sunday prd ground me shaam ko apne friends ke saath cricket khelta hai woh..

RASHID-is baar mere bande khelenge uske saath..ek taraf mai uthaunga ladki ko aur dusri taraf mere log uthayenge us lounde ko..

ROUNAK-aur phir issi jagah dono nange honge..fark bas itna hoga ki SANVEER maar khaate hue hoga aur DIMPLE lund khaate hue...

HAHAHAHA.....




PLACE-KALSANG CAFE




SAALE,KABHI TOH TIME ME AA JAAYA KARO BE...


abhi coffee ka ek sip liya hi tha EKPREET ne ki tabhi hume cafe me enter hota dekh boli thi ye baat usne..

abhi raat ke 8.30 baj rahe the...yahan cafe me dinner ka program set hua tha humara...

is hamare me KHANAK shaamil nahi thi...ek hafte ke shrinagar trip ke baad dad uske aaj ghar aaye the isiliye unle saath time spend karne ke liye woh ghar par hi rooki thi...

KALSANG CAFE...waise toh KALSANG ke aage cafe laga hua hai par hai ye jagah dehradun ki one of the best restuarant...

indian, mexican,thai, chinese, continental lagbhag har tarah ka cuisine available rehta hai yahan..

anyways,8 baje pahuncha tha sabko par hum aadha ghanta late pahunche the aur isiliye bhadka tha EKPREET..


NITS-mujhe aur SONU ko mat bol be... ye maharaj the jo soye pade the..

isse uthane me hi 10 minute laga hume..

SAM-abbe,jab dinner plan ke baare me bata diya tha toh soya kyun tha tu...

RAJAT-woh bhi 7 baje...

SONU-bhai sone me gold medal mila hua hai isse..din me12 ghanta plus sota hai ye..

DIMPLE-really..!!!


mere is mahan talent ko sun hairan ho gayi thi DIMPLE..

waise baaki sabki tarah hi dinner outfit me thi woh but vyaktitv aisa banaya tha upar waale ne uska ki logon ke is kaafile me bhi alag se jhalak raha tha noor uske chehre ka aur is baat ke gawah is waqt cafe me baithe woh har young bando ke groups the jinki nazar hamare hi table ki taraf lagatar ghum rahi thi...


NAISHA-12 ghante bhi sirf isiliye kyunki koi na koi disturb kar deta hai janab ko...agar koi interfere naa kare toh ye kumbakaran 24 ghante sota hi rahe..

MAI-thanks for the compliment babes..aur saale,dinner ke baare me batane ke liye 7.45 ko call kiya tha tune..

us time toh waise bhi neend me tha mai...

SONU-aur aage bbhi ssoya hhi rrehta aggar hhum nnahi ppahunch jaate ttoh...

DIMPLE-tum 12 ghante sote ho toh studies ke liye time kaise nikaalte ho..???

MAI-studies..woh kya hota hai...!!!

HAHAHAHA.


jahan meri baat par has diye baaki sab wahin mera ye careless ATTITUDE pasand nahi aaya tha DIMPLE ko..

aur laazmi bhi tha..kahan har second ka hisaab rakh khudko nurture karne me lagi rehni waali DIMPLE aut kahan SANVY jisse kisi cheez ki padi hi nahi thi...

SAM-bhai,ab toh phone le le...apne liye nahi toh hamare liye le le..saale kabhi direct contact nahi ho paata tujhse...

MAI-g.f hun teri jo direct contact me rehna hai..jahan zaroorat hoti hai, SANVY moujud rehta hai.. GALATH bol raha hun.


ab saare GALATH me ek yahi toh SAHI baat thi jisse kaise deny kar sakta tha SAM..

bas sir shake kar muskurane laga tha woh..


ANJALI-ahhhh..maarungi ek...


ANI ke paas baiththe hue uske foole hue gaal jinka waise hone ka kaaran mujhe naraaz hone ka hi tha,zor se daba diya tha maine..

darasal kuch dino pehle mere mobile lene waale pure scene ke baare me pata tha usse...

pehle toh is baat se naraaz thi woh ki phone lete waqt mai usse saath nahi le gaya tha.

dusra reason tha mera phone naa lena par aakhri aur main reason tha ki jab ANI ko mere mobile na lene ka reason pata chala aur woh khud ek mobile lekar aayi mere liye jisse lene se mana kar diya maine..


"khud sabke liye kuch na kuch leta reh par koi agar tujhe kuch de toh accept karna nahi hai..ye kaisi khuddari hai"...


yahi the woh aakhri lines jo kahe the mujhse ANI ne..

khair,ANI ke frustrate hone par bas has diya tha mai..


SAM-tum dono ka phirse jhagda ho gaya...!!!

MAI-jhagda do tarfa hota hai..yahan toh mooh aur nazar,dono ka waar sirf saamne se hua hai...


ANI ke saamne rakhi finger chips ki plate apni taraf kheenchi maine jispar jama diya ek mukka madam ne mere kandhe par..


ANI-apne liye khud order kar le..


bola zaroor ye ANI ne par plate wapas kheencha nahi tha..

MAI-bulao bhai koi waiter sir ko..

ANI-chup chaap kha...

HAHAHAHA...


ek baar phir mukka jamaya tha ANI ne mere kadhne par jispar mai bas muskuraya lekin baaki sab has diye the..


DIMPLE-they are real buddies, right...

NAISHA-yup.best of the best...and for that,i envy them but love them too..


NAISHA ke comment par smile kiya hi tha DIMPLE ne ki tabhi...


EXCUSE ME MA'AM...YE AAPKE LIYE...


ye waiter tha jo strawberry cake ka ek bada piece plate me lete hue DIMPLE ke paas aakar khada ho chuka tha...

ek rang biranga nota bhi tha us cake piece ke baaju me...


RAJAT-kya baat hai.. randomly selected customers ke liye complimentary ka scheme start kiya hai aap logon ne...!!!

WAITER-no sir..aaj un sir ka birthday ha..unhone hi bheja hai ma'am ke liye...


A TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP FOR THE HOTTEST GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN...


us note ko padhte hue ghumi DIMPLE ki gardan piche ki taraf jahan ek 6 ladkon ka group baitha hua tha..

face par chhichoron waali smile liye woh sab DIMPLE ko hi dekh rahe the..


DIMPLE-happy birthday BROTHER...but i dont like the flovour...

HAHAHAHAHA.....

DIMPLE ke gesture par jahan has pade the hum sab wahin jhantiya sulag gayi thi un loundo ki...


DIMPLE-wapas le jaaiye unhi ke paas...

WAITER-sure ma'am...

SAM-ek minute bhaiya...garden golf abhi chaalu hai..

WAITER-jee sir...aur abhi game vacant bhi hai..

but uska payment alag se karna hota hai..

SAM-pata hai bhai..guyz,dinner ke baad ho jaaye ek ek round..

DIMPLE-i am in...

NAISHA-but garden pool toh partners ke saath khela jaata hai naa..

SAM-yup,jodiyon me..

RASHI-so who's gonna be with whom..!!!

SAM-choice nahi, chit system karte hain...

MAI-bhai pehle khaana khaa len..

NITS-saale bhukkad...

SAM-alright..jo khaana hai order kar dete hain..bhaiya,dinner ke baad ek a-4 size page aur pen laa denge..

WAITER-sure sir...


jisse jo khaana hai,woh order kar liya tha sabne..service fast thi.. within 20 minutes me lagbhag saare ordered quisine hamari table par the aur taste itna umda tha ki agle 20 minute me woh saare vyanjan hamare peth me transfer ho chuke the...


SAM-NAISHA,tu utha...ready...


khaane ka lutf uthane ke baad waiter ke diye paper ko kaat un sabhi pieces par naam likh chits bana liya tha SAM ne jiske baad NAISHA ko mili zimmedari ek saath do do chits uthane ki..

jin bhi do logon ka naam ek baar me nikalta,woh hote garden golf me partners...


NAISHA-so the first pair would be SAM & EKPREET....

RAJAT-ye lo...ye toh result pehle hi tay ho gaya...dono kamine golf me sahi hain...

NAISHA-you never know..now for the second pair...

ye honge.....RASHI,NITS...

NITS-arre phir toh jeet gaye apan..

RASHI-yaar mujhe nahi aata golf dhang se...

SONU-ttoh isse kkaun ssa aatta hhai...

NITS-haan tu toh TIGER WOODS hai naa..

NAISHA-stop it guyzz..third pair hain ANJALI aur RAJAT...

RASHI-iska matlab ab bache NAISHA, DIMPLE, SONU aur SANVY.. let's see kiske saath kiski jodi banti hai...

NAISHA-oh wow...ek chit par mera naam hai aur dusre par SONU ka...

iska matlab bache SANVY aur DIMPLE...means partner...

DIMPLE-shit...


jahan sab apne apne partners se ya toh khush the ya casual wahin mujhe apna partner paakar mooh latak hi gaya tha DIMPLE ka joki obvious tha..

har cheez me jeetne ki aadat thi uski par mere saath hone par us aadat par break jo lagne waala tha..

uske face ki frustration mujhse chuppi nahi thi aur isiliye mai bhi halke halke has raha tha...


SAM-so then.. chale garden...

SAB-chalo...


sabhi uthkar chal pade the GOLF GARDEN ki taraf..

GOLF garden game bada unique tarah ka hota hai...jis garden me ye game khela jaata hai,usse is game ke liye alag alag parts me divide kiya gaya hota hai jisse blocks bhi kehte hain...

har block me ek jodi khadi hoti hai jinke saamne ek zigzag pattern me maatra 2 feet chowdi aur 30 feet lambi cemented floor bani hoti hai jiske anth me hota hai woh whole jisme golf ball daali jaati hai...

diameter kuch yun bana hota hai is floor ka ki 5 aur 7 number PUTTERS(GOLF STICK) hi kaam aati hai is game me isiliye sirf wahi sticks har garden block me rakhi gayi hoti hai...

har block ke beech show aur dense trees hoti hain isiliye apne block se dusre block ke players ko dekhna tak kaafi muskil hota hai...

saare blocks ke beech upar centrepoint me ek bada sa digital board hota hai jisme sabhi blocks ka scoreboard automatically read kiya jaata hai..

is dual partner challenge me kul 3 mouke milte hain.. matlab per player 3 each....

dono ke combiningly 6 shots me jo do shots hole ke sabse kareeb hote hain, unhe hi count kiya jaata hai..

agar hole ke andar ball gire joki 100 me ek baar hi hota hai woh bhi tab jab koi professional khel raha ho toh us shot ko perfect hit karaar dete hue kul 50 points diye haate hain..

ye kisi bhi ache shot ka kamsekam double marking hota hai jisse achieve karne waale ke liye jeetna bohot easy ho jaata hai...


SAM-all the best guys...


golf in the garden shuru hone se pehle saare blocks ke alag alag gateways the jinke saamne khade hokar punch hit kar sabhi ne ek dusre ko wish kiya aur apne apne pair ke saath ek ek block me ghus gaye...


DIMPLE-listen,for once.. please focus...mai aaj tak kabhi nahi haari...aaj bhi nahi haarna hai mujhe...


kaafi frustrated awaaz me kahi thi ye baat DIMPLE ne jispar muskuraya mai..


MAI-dont you worry..i got you..aur waise bhi,kabhi kabhi haarna bhi chahiye.. it's good for learning..


jahan meri pehli baaton se shaant ho rahi thi DIMPLE wahin meri aakhri baat sun jhunjla uthi woh..

par mai toh apni baat keh aage badh chuka tha aur isiliye pair patakte hue woh bhi woh bhi chal padi mere piche...


SAM-ready guyzzz..pehla shot humara hai...

RAJAT-shuru kar...


un dense trees aur game pattern ki wajah se dekh toh ek dusre ko theek se paa rahe the nahi hum..

bas awaaz hi sunayi deni thi hume ek dusre ki...

waise blocks ke hisaab se aakhri shot tha humara...


TWINNNNGGGGGG...


pehla golf hit SAM ne maar diya tha jo floor par aage badh zigzag patterns me saare edges se takrate hue hole ki taraf jaane laga.

wakayi acha hand tha golf me SAM ka.. yahi reason tha ki bane hue kul 3 zigzag patterns ko lagbhag clear kar hole se bas 5 foot door ruka tha ball..

kaafi acha hit tha ye jiska saboot awaaz kar points likhti hui electronic board par dikhne laga tha...

15 POINTS...

15 points kama liye the SAM ne jisse aage badhate hue apne shot me 9 points earn kiye EKPREET ne..

total 24....

kaafi acha first attempt tha ye jispar khush bhi bohot hue the dono...


SAM-i hope next try me isse zyada bane hamare... RASHI,NITS,your turn...

NITS-ye gaya chhede me...


kanche khel raha ho jaise,us tarah ek aankh band kar nishana lete hue jiska koi logic nahi tha, hit kiya ball ko paanch number ke putter se usne..

but luckily shot thoda hi sahi,theek tha..do zigzag hurdles ko cross karta hue third wall hit kar rook gaya tha ball..

aisa hote hi points board par click hua,6...

acha hi score tha ye jisse thoda aur aage badhaya RASHI ne..5 point gain kiye the usne jiska matlab tha ki NITS /RASHI ki jodi ne apne pehle attempt me 11 points gain kar liye the...

ab baari thi ANJALI aur RAJAT ke jodi ki jinhone apne first attempt me RASHI aur NITS se behtar perform kiya..

dono ne hi exact 7 point score kiye the jiska total hota hai 14...

last second couple as in NAISHA aur SONU ne thoda aur acha strike kiya tha jinhone saath milkar kul 17 point score kiye.

ab baari thi meri aur new girl ki..

DIMPLE-listen,i will go first...

MAI-ofcourse,ladies should be first always...shoot..

DIMPLE-isiliye pehle hit kar rahi hun mai taaki theek se dekho tum aur samjho ki kaise hit karna hai apni baari me...


mujhe ghoorte hue kahi thi ye baat new girl ne..


MAI-hit toh putter se hi karna hai naa ya koi aur chiz bhi use kar sakte hai idhar..


"BHAINS KE AAGE BIN BAJANA"waali kahwat gunj uthi thi new girl ke dimag me jispar aankh band khud ko pehle shaant kiya usne aur phir agle hi pal uska focus apne hold kiye putter ke grip aur ball par tha..

THAKKK..

bade sadhe aur professional andaz me ball hit kiya tha usne jiska natija bhi utna hi behetarin nikla..

teeno hi zigzag patterns ko cross karne ke baad hole se bas 3 feet door hi rooki thi ball..

TWINGGGGGGG....

24 POINTS...

jitne SAM aur EKPREET ne milkar banaye the, utne akele hi score kar liye the DIMPLE ne..

natija..

sabhi blocks se clapping aur appreciation hone lagi thi DIMPLE ki jiske woh laayak bhi thi...


MAI-awesome yaar..ab toh mere hit karne ki zaroorat bhi nahi hai..tumhara akele ka score hi kaafi hai..

DIMPLE-barabar hai,aage nahi hun mai..aur waise bhi,sirf jeetna important nahi, margin bhi zaroori hota hai...

jo tumhara shot tay karega.. isiliye no mistakes..focus..

MAI-eye eye captain...


sidha tante hue kahi ye baat maine aur apna putter ball se sata liya..

THAKKK..THAKKKK..

HAHAHAHA....

mere shot maarte hi sabhi blocks se hasi phoot padi thi..

reason..

pehle hurdle me hi padh ball wapas mere pairon ke paas pahunch chuki thi...

par kyunki rule tha ki first hurdle ko touch karte hi 1 point gain ho hi jaata tha isiliye new girl ke points me add hote hue hamara score 25 ho gaya...


MAI-haash..1 is better than 0, right .


haste hye ghuma mai new girl ki taraf jo mujhe aise ghoor rahi thi jaise lakh rupay ka karza khaaya hua tha maine uska..

par kaha kuch nahi usne mujhe aur second round ka wait karne lagi..

aur second round bhi baaki sabhi pairs ka acha hi raha..

SAM, EKPREET ne is baar combiningly 27 points gain kiye,RASHI NITS ne 17,ANJALI,RAJAT ne 18 score kiye aur SONU, NAISHA ki jodi ne bhi same 18 banaye..

hamari baari phirse aa gayi thi jisme ek baar phir apna talent dikhate hue 25 score kiya new girl ne aur usse bhi zyada hunar but more importantly, consistency pesh karte hua maine dobara 1 hi score kiya...

is baar apna maatha peetne se rok nayi paayi new girl...


DIMPLE-how can you be such a looser...i mean seriously, cricket khel rahe ho kya tum jo uthakar 6 maarne ki koshish kar rahe ho...

MAI-arre chill yaar...abhi bhi second position me hain hum..

DIMPLE-what the fuck.. seriously..just shut up will you...


hadh se zyada frustrate ho chuki thi new girl joki natural hi tha..

second round ke baad hamara best score 26 points tha jabki SAM aur EKPREET ka 27..they were leading this challenge jiska bas ek aur round hi baaki tha..

mujhse koi ummid thi nahi DIMPLE ko..woh bas hope kar rahi thi ki kisi tarah SAM aur EKPREET ka performance mediocre ho jaaye but aisa hua nahi..

infact kuch zyada hi acha gaya ye round un dono ka...sirf SAM ne 21 points score kiye the aur EKPREET ne bhi apna ab tak ka sabse acha performance dete hue 13 points gain kiye... total,34...

behetarin dual performance tha ye jisse dekhte hue kandhe neeche hone lage the new girl ke..

har competition bhale woh kisi prize ka liye ho ya yunhi khela jaa raha ho, new girl had always played to win and she had won every time par is baar aisa naa hote feel kar rahi thi woh..

maayusi sirf chehre par nahi balki aankhon me bhi saaf dikh rahi thi uske.

uski aankhein..usse khabar bhi naa thi ki uski aankhein hi woh pehli cheez thi jinme jhaankte hue life me pehli baar bina taire dooba tha mai..

par aaj mere dil-e-haar ka woh hathiyar khud haara hua dikh raha tha aur kaaran bhi mai hi tha..


MAI-tumhari baari..


apni udaasi me ye bhi khabar na rahi thi usse ki NITS/RASHI,ANJALI/RAJAT aur SONU/NAISHA ne bhi apna aakhri round khel liya tha..

meri awaaz sun apni niraash aakhon se ek baar dekha mujhe usne aur phir jitna ban saka,utna focus gain karte hue apna aakhri shot khel diya..

par is baar sadness new girl ke focus par bhaari pada tha.natija..sirf 15 points hi score kiye the usne..

SAM/EKPREET-yes...


jahan new girl ke score ko dekh apni jeet tay maan khush ho rahe the EKPREET aur SAM wahin shot maarne ke baad ek baar apna score dekh bas gumsum si khadi ho gayi new girl..


MAI-pata hai tum kyun haar rahi ho...!!!???

DIMPLE-reason mere saamne hi toh khada hai..


straight taunt bolte hai isse jisse sun muskuraya mai aur..


MAI-game se pehle tumne kaha thi ki aaj bhi nahi haarna hai mujhe jabki tumhe hume kehna tha..

afterall team hai hum..naa jeet tumhari akele ki ho sakti hai naahi haar...

DIMPLE-sirf haar bolo..jeetne se toh rahe hum...

MAI-tum khudko haarta hua dekh sakti ho,mai nahi..


meri baat ka matlab naa samajh aaya new girl ko aur naahi woh samajhna chahti thi..

woh natija jo pehle se hi soch liya tha usne,usse naraaz thi woh mujhse... bohot naraaz...

khair,ek baar new girl ko dekh paanch ki jagah 7 number waala putter uthaya hi tha maine ki tabhi...


HEY BABES...YAAR BIRTHDAY BOY AGAR KUCH DE TOH PYAR SE LE LENA CHAHIYE...


wahi group ka birthday boy jisne cake bhijwayi thi new girl ke liye,aakar khada ho gaya tha uske saamne..


BOY 1-HIE,I AM...

DIMPLE-fuck off..

BOY 1-EXCUSE ME...

DIMPLE-i said fuck off..

BOY 1-hey you...

CHATTAKKKK.. CHATTAKHH...


hand hold karne hi waala tha woh uska ke tabhi pehle se hi bhari padi new girl ne ghumaya do baar tezi se apna haath...

bade artistic tarike se ghumta hua neeche gir baar woh ladka...

gaal dono laal pad gaye the uske.. pehle toh kuch samajh hi nahi aaya usse par jab kuch sambhla woh toh tezi se utha par tabhi nazar padi uski piche ke walls par lage c.c.t.v camaras par jiske baad bas new girl ko ghurte hue mood gaya woh...


DIMPLE-what the fuckkk... coward...


us ladke ke jaane ke baad meri taraf ghumi new girl par mai nadarad tha..jaa chuka tha mai jisse dekh laga usse ki us ladke ke dar se bhaag gaya hun mai..


HOLY SHIT.... AWESOME MAN...ISKI MAA KA...TIGER WOODS KI AATMA GHUS GAYI KYA BE TERE ME....


baaki blocks se ye saari baatein sun jab upar score board par nazar padi DIMPLE ki toh aakhein apni hadh tak faile chuki thi uski..

TWINNNNGGGGGG.... PERFECT 50.....YOU WIN....


ye sab likha hua tha board par jisse dekh yakin nahi hua DIMPLE ko ki SANVY jisne pehle do round me sirf 2 points tak score kiye the,usne aakhri attempt me har kisi ko kaaththe hue perfect 50 score kiya...

DIMPLE -its impossible.zaroor fluke hoga...


khudse khudko yakin dilaate hue apne block waale doorway se hokar aage badh gayi woh...

baaki sabhi bhi apne apne door way se nikal wapas resturant ki taraf badh chuke the...


NAISHA-congrats yaar...you won.. SANVY kahan hai...!!!??

DIMPLE-pata nahi,pehle hi nikal gaya tha woh..

SAM-aakhri shot tumne maara tha kya...!!!

DIMPLE-nahi..SANVY ne...pehle bhi golf khela hai kya woh...!!!

RAJAT-shot ke kaaran bol rahi ho..!!!arre fluke tha...

DIMPLE man me-i knew it...warna woh looser ek raat me champion kaise ban sakta hai...!!!

NITS-woh rahe mahanubhav..kahan gaya tha be...!!!


saamne se aa raha tha mai aur NITS ke sawal par apni chini ungli utha di maine...

ek aisi ungli jiske uthne bhar se saare jawab mil jaate hain..


MAI-toh chale phir ghar...!!

NITS-haan bhai,chal..is hafte raat me 3 baar bahar aa chuka hun mai..mere baap ki ghumi toh sabbal ghusa dega mere me..

HAHAHA...

KRRRRRRR....


ek dusre ko side se hug kar nikalne hi lage the hum sab ki tabhi baja new girl ka phone..

uski mom ka phone tha jisse dekh khush ho gayi woh..

call uthane hi waali thi woh par tabhi hum sabko ruka hua dekh..


DIMPLE-you guys carry on...mai baat karke niklungi...

SAM-sure..i mean its late...

DIMPLE-mai kaun sa paidal aayi hun...car tak hi toh bas chalna hai mujhe...

RAJAT-cool then..good night...

ANJALI-ghar tum log chhodoge mujhe..

NITS-bolne ki baat hai kya...

ek ek kar sab nikalne lage the restuarant se...mai,NITS aur SONU NITS ki car me aaye the jisme ab ANJALI bhi jaane waali thi...

wahin hum sabke piche hi apni MAA se baat karte hue DIMPLE bhi aane lagi...

dheere dheere chalte hue restuarant se bahar left end me bane parking ki taraf badhne lagi thi woh...


DIMPLE-ok mom...bye..t.c...ab ye kahan chale gaye...


phone rakh apni car ke andar aur aas paas dekhne lagi DIMPLE..

driver gayab tha... cigarette ki talab joki restuarant se thode door bane paan ki dabbe me hi mit sakti thi,wahan gaya hua tha woh...

apne mobile se driver ka number dial karne ki lagi thi DIMPLE ke tabhi...


DIMPLE..HEY HEY HEY...watch out loosers..


apne car ke window glass me kisi bande ka aks just piche aur on time dekh liya tha DIMPLE ne aur isiliye behadh furti dikhate hue tezi se apne left ki taraf ghumi thi woh...

ye wahi birthday boy tha jiske gaalon par kuch der pehle do do panje chipkaye the usne...


1ST BOY-thappad maarne ka bohot shouk..

DHAKKKK....


dialogue pura hone se pehle hi ek laath maar di thi DIMPLE ne us ladke ke chest me jispar peeche ki taraf ladhkhadate hue gira woh..


DIMPLE-common man..jo karna hai woh karo naa...ye faaltu ki dialogue baazi kyun...!!!

now common,i know ek laath se sudharne waale ho nahi tum..thodi aur seva lagegi...


1ST BOY-seva toh mai karunga teri..saali..

THADDDD....BHAKKKK..

DIMPLE-language boy.. language...


gaali pura karta woh ki tabhi ek tez swing hua DIMPLE ke right leg jisse jhuk kar dodge dene laga tha woh..

par ye ek trick move tha..aadhe me hi rook gaya DIMPLE ka pair aur phir neeche hote hue pada mooh par us ladke ke..

par theek tabhi uska ek friend achanak se hi right ki taraf se aaya par jaise kuch zyada hi tez chal rahi thi DIMPLE ki senses..

feel kar liya tha usne ladke ko aur isiliye first ladke ko hit karne ke baad ruka nahi woh leg aur ghumte hue dusre ladke ke mooh par pada..

dono hi bande zameen par the lekin turant uthe woh aur ek dusre ko dekh badhe tezi se DIMPLE ki taraf..

lekin unka ye move dodgy tha..asal me unke baaki saathi jo ye samajh ki ladki hai,araam se unke dono friends utha lenge,araam se thode door apni car ke upar baithe hue the,apne doston ka haal aur DIMPLE ke moves dekh turant badhe the woh uski taraf...

peeth thi DIMPLE ki unke taraf isiliye dabe paanv aane lage the woh uske paas..

saamne gire dono loundo ne ye dekh liya tha aur isiliye DIMPLE ko chhakane ke liye uski taraf badhe the..

is beech piche se chaaron ladke halke halke distance se usse gherne ke liye DIMPLE ke kareeb pahunch chuke the par tabhi...

bohot tezi se ghumi piche DIMPLE aur left se aa rahe bande ki taraf doud padi...

do speed cart wheels ke saath uska pair us ladke ke sir par padh chuka tha aur aisa hote hi woh ladka neeche gir chuka tha...

wahin DIMPLE ke is gymnastic move se baaki ladke hadbada gaye the..

aise retaliation aur fighting technique ki ummid nahi thi unhe DIMPLE se...

khair,us ladke ko maar do flips aur ek twisted leg hit ke saath DIMPLE ka right leg ek slap sa karta hua chowthe ladke ke gaalon par padh chuka tha..

par uske neeche girne se pehle DIMPLE paanchwe bande ke sir par thi..

hadbadaya woh par piche hath nahi paaya..ek punch sidhe naak me maarne ke baad apne elbow se uske throat ko hit kiya DIMPLE ne jiske pressure se naak ko dabata hua piche ki taraf gir pada woh ladka..

ab bacha 6th lounda..usne toh apne doston ki kutayi me hi apna haal predict kar liya tha aur isiliye turant nou do gyarah ho chuka tha woh..


HEY...KAUN HO TUM LOG.. MA'AM..THEEK HAIN AAP....!!!


DIMPLE ka driver jo bade itminan se cigarette ka dhuan udaate hue aa raha tha,door se apni owner ko ladko ke beech dekh boukhla gaya par jab doudkar paas aaya woh toh uski boukhlahat hairangi me badal gayi...

apne toota mooh aur sharir lete hue woh sabhi lounde kisi tarah bhaag rahe the aur uski owner bade araam se apna phone jo ladhayi ke douran neeche gir gaya tha,usse utha rahi thi..

face aisa jaise kuch hua hi naa ho..


DRIVER-sorry maam..mai bas aise hi thoda ghumne nikal gaya tha...

DIMPLE-cigarette chhodiye uncle warna bohot jald zindagi chhod degi aapko..

DRIVER-yyes mmam.. ma'am woh ladke...

DIMPLE-chill uncle..meri practice karwane aaye the..karwa kar chale gaye...

DRIVER-hain..!!!

DIMPLE-door unlock karenge aaj ya aise hi khade rehna hai..

DRIVER-yes ma'am..sorry ma'am..


hadbadate hue key nikal door unlock kiya DRIVER ne jiske baad baith gayi apni car me DIMPLE..

agle hi minute car uski restaurant se nikal chuki thi par aisa hote hi wahan parking me prakat hue hum sab..

kaafi der se DIMPLE ki fight dekh aur enjoy kar rahe the hum sab..

hum as in MAI,ANJALI,NITS aur SONU...

NITS-kya ladki hai bhai...akele un 6 ko pel diya...waise tujhe kaise pata chala ki lounde aayenge uske piche..

MAI-golf garden me thappad maara tha madam ne unme se ek ko...phir mai gaya tha us lounde ke piche..

plan kar rahe the kisi tarah new girl ko dabochne ka woh sab..

ANJALI-sach bola tha tune us din CREATION me...jo galti us din DIMPLE ne ki thi,aaj repeat nahi kiya usne woh mistake..

SONU-hhaan bbhai..ddekh saamne rrahi tthi ppar nnazar hhar ttaraf tthi usski..

NITS-aur taiyar bhi thi kisi bhi tarah ke sudden attack ke liye..


piche se jab woh chaar bande bhoot ki tarah nikle toh socha tha maine ki gayi ye par pata tha usse un ladko ki position...

ANJALI-par kamaal hai naa..

lagatar madad kar raha hai tu uski,aaj bhi ki par usse hi khabar nahi..

SONU-aaj kkya mmadad kki issne...

ANJALI-kyun,golf ka final shot bhul gaya... DIMPLE jeete isiliye apne looser tag ko risk me daal perfect 50 score kiya janaab ne...

NITS-haan yaar...kyun kiya waisa...!!!waise acha hi kiya..usse bhi toh pata chalna chahiye ki jisse woh looser samajh rahi hai uske aage har winner looser hai...

MAI-haar aur jeet se impression paida kiya jaa sakta hai, ishq nahi...

jab tak ye baat woh samajh nahi jaati,jab tak mere hunar me nahi,mujhme interest nahi paida hota uske man me,tab tak hum looser hi acche...

ANJALI-phir aaj kyun jeeta...!!!


MAI-



woh haath hi kya jo bikhre laton ko SAWAARE NAHI...

khushi ka chaand chahiye mujhe uske liye,gum ke TAARE NAHI...

chehre ki maayusi kahin dil ka dard na ban jaaye...

isiliye JEETA mai taaki meri wajah se woh HAARE NAHI....










AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

[Rajesh]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM VIDEO CALL PAR SONU KO BIRTHDAY WISH KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR NITS SONU KO TAKLIF PAHUNCHANE KE LIYE AMIT,AJAY AUR USKE BADE BHAI KAMAL KO BOHOT MAARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-


jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...

Superb update bro maza aa gaya

 

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update Friday ko dunga guyz...

Hum intejar karain ge

 

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Cha gye guru...

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