Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

[Rajesh]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA APNE BETE KE THOUGHT PROCESS KO SUN EK BHAVISHYA KI KALPANA KARTI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT URF KHANAK'S DAD KO IMPRESS KAR DETA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-16


CITY-DELHI

PLACE-INFRONT OF THE POLICE
HEADQUARTERS






JAISA KI AAPKO PATA HAI,KAL DELHI KE HEART AUR HAMARE DESH KE GAURAV KA EK STAMBH MAANE JAANE WAALE RASHTRAPATI BHAWAN KE IRD GIRD KUL 3 BOMB DHAMAKE HUE...


DELHI POLICE HEADQUARTERS ke bahar camara ke saamne haathon me mike pakde xxxx channel ki one of the youngest but at the same time,the most dynamic and popular female reporter SOUMYA BHOI latest aur live news update de rahi thi..

SOUMYA hi kya,is waqt desh ke sabhi bade news channels ke reporters aur crime media coverage waale is jagah moujud the...

khair, apni baat ko aage badhate hue...


SOUMYA-ab tak ki jaanch se pata chala hai ki ye teeno bombs asal me teen alag alag tarah explosives the..

NITROGLYCERINE, TRINITROTOLUENE AUR RDX..

ye teeno explosives highly destructible hain aur kal inke detonation se jo shock waves generate hue the,usne pure rashtrapati bhawan ki imarat ko hila kar rakh diya tha...

waise toh is blast me casualties ek bhi nahi hui hai par hamare desh ke sabse surakshit kille par hua ye humla apne saath ek bohot bada sandesh laaya hai...

ek message ki hamare desh ki sabse surakshit jagah bhi ab surakshit nahi rahi...

abhi tak is blast ki zimmedari kisi bhi aatankwadi sangathan ne nahi uthayi hai...

isiliye national security ki dhajjiyan udaane ke piche kaun log hain,unke maksad kya hain,ispar bas atkale aur anumaan hi lagaya jaa sakta hai...

abhi ke liye itna hi.. jaise hi is waardat par koi naya update aata hai,xxxx news usse sabse pehle aur sabse tez aap sabke saamne lekar aayega...

mai SOUMYA BHOI xxxxx,cameraman xxxxx ke saath aapke favourite news channel xxxx se....


SOUMYA ke mike neeche karte hi cameraman ne bhi apna vazani camara neeche kar liya..

aaj subah se hi SOUMYA aur uska crew kisi senior police adhikari se milne aur lead lene ki khwahish me yahan police head quarters ke saamne khade the par morning se hi headquarters ke andar lagatar chale rahe meetings ki wajah se koi bhi aala afsar bahar nahi nikla tha.

haan, alag alag area ke sub inspectors aur inspectors zaroor bahar dikhe the par naa unke paas koi zyada jaankari thi aur shuruati koshishon ke baad reporters ne bhi unse sawal jawab karna lagbhagh band hi kar diya tha...

anyways, SOUMYA ke mike neeche karte hi uske crew ki ek junior paani liye uske paas aayi..

april ka mahina chal raha tha isiliye delhi me dhoop ki aanch bhi kuch zyada hi tagdi thi...

lagatar bolte rehne aur dhup me continously khade hone ke kaaran SOUMYA ka gala bhi kaafi sookh gaya tha isiliye paani ki bottle dekhte hi usne usse jhapat sa liya par shayad aaj paani bhi SOUMYA k tarsane ke mood me tha..


CAMERAMAN-madam... COMMISSIONER...


headquarters ke gallery se hote hue is taraf aate INDRATAN KHATRI joki DELHI ke POLICE COMMISSIONER the,unpar nazar padte hi kahi thi ye baat CAMERAMAN ne jisse sun paani ki bottle wapas apni us junior ki taraf phekte hue apna mike lapak SOUMYA turant headquarters ki stairs ke taraf badh chali..

par aisa karne waali woh akeli nahi thi...wahan moujud sabhi reporters ki nazar bhi COMMISSIONER OF DELHI POLICE par padh chuki thi aur isiliye woh sab bhi SOUMYA ki hi tarah stairs ki taraf badh chuke the par ek seemit doori par un sabko rook jaana pada tha..

REASON...

barricades aur blocks jo stairs ke dono taraf lage hue the aur saath hi saath commissioner se pehle hi darjan bhar se zyada constables aur hawaldar ek chain sa banate hue apne department ke sabse badi adhikari ke liye raasta clear kar chuke the..

aur jaise jaise commissioner INDRATAN KHATRI stairs se neeche utar rahe the, reporters ke sawal joki ek dusre ki awaaz se takrakar sirf shor se zyada kuch nahi lag rahe the,padne lage unki kaano par lekin Commisioner sahab aaj kisi explanation ya breaking news dene ke mood me the nahi, isiliye sir sidha rakh woh tezi se stairs utar saamne hi khadi apni car ki taraf chal nikle the par tabhi...


SOUMYA-kya kal hue dhamakon ke peeche G.O.D hai sir...???


us naa samajh me aane waale shor ke beech ek clear awaaz padi commissioner ke kaano par jisse sun unke pairon par turant break sa laga..

awaaz ki disha me ghuma INDRATAN KHATRI ka chehra jiske saamne ab darjan bhar se bhi zyada mikes unke mooh ki taraf rookh kiye jaise unke bolne ka wait kar rahe the.

par INDRATAN KHATRI ki nazar us awaaz ki maalkin ko pehchan gayi thi jiske sawal se woh rooke the aur isiliye..


KHATRI-assume karke hi news banakar dikhate hue hi agar aapko T.R.P gain karni hai toh jo chaahe dikha dijiye..

SOUMYA-jab sach parde me ho toh assume karte hue hi us parde ko hataya jaata hai sir..

aap bhi toh case solve karne ke liye yahi tarika apnaate hain...

waise jawab nahi diya aapne,kya kal hue BOMB DHAMAKON ke piche G.O.D ka haath ho sakta hai...???

COMMISIONER-abhi tak koi pushti nahi ho paayi hai..jab hogi toh aap sabko pata chal jaayega...


ye bol turant wapas moode INDRATAN KHATRI aur agle hi pal woh apni car ke andar the jiske baad unka pura kaafila tezi se aage badhte hue gayab ho chuka tha..

commissionar sahab ke jaate hi ab reporters ka bhi wahan koi kaam nahi bacha tha aur isiliye woh sab bhi apne apne news truck ke paas loutne lage..

SOUMYA bhi apne cameraman ke saath ghum chuki thi par tabhi..


EXCUSE ME....

kisi dusre channel ki ek young intern thi ye jisne SOUMYA ko piche se awaaz di thi..

COMMISSIONER se sawal puchne ke dauran SOUMYA ke baaju me hi khadi thi ye ladki..

khair,uske awaaz par uski taraf palti SOUMYA jispar..


REPORTER-hye...myself MEENAL GUPTA...xxxx me haal hi me intership mili hai mujhe..

ma'am,first of everything,i have to say it..i am huge admirer of your work..

aapke saare reportings aur articles dekhti aur padhti aa rahi hun mai.aapke sabhi crime investigation ke process kaafi helpful rahe the mere college thesis me...

aapke saare articles,blogs aur interviews lene ke tarike ko dekh aapki intelligence saaf jhalakti hai jiska ek live suboot abhi de diya aapne..

COMMISSIONER INDRATAN KHATRI jaise camera ke saamne naa khade hone waale ka bhi ek tarah se interview le liya aapne...

SOUMYA-thanks MEENAL and i am sure ki ek din tum bhi apne liye naam zaroor banaogi.

bas itna yaad rakhna ki there is no short cut to success....


kandhe ko thapthapate hue behadh shaant par khushmijazi se mili SOUMYA us bhaavi aur bhavishya ki samvaddata se jiske baad..


MINAL-ma'am can i ask you a question...???

SOUMYA-reporters puch kar sawal nahi karte MINAL..jo man me aaya,bas puch lete hain..toh just shoot...

MINAL-aapne COMMISIONER SIR ke saamne GOD kaha tha..??? what's that...

SOUMYA-GOD nahi,G.O.D. it's an acronym...ek parivarni shabd..

MINAL-and what does this G.O.D acronym means..???aur hai kya ye..???is it a gang or something..???

SOUMYA-G.O.D....

GENESIS OF DESTRUCTION...

aur koi maamuli gang nahi hai ye....!!!its the biggest syndicate,the most dangerous underworld organization of ASIA....

human trafficking,drugs, aminations se lekar kayi terrorist organisation ko paise suppy karti hai G.O.D..

sabse zyada khatarnaak hone ke saath saath G.O.D is the most intelligent organization that has ever been surfaced...

infact,inki intelligency hi hai jo inhe itna deadly banati hai..har desh ki har political parties me dakhal hai inki aur woh bhi bina khud ke spear heads ko saamne laaye...

MINAL-really..than how come maine nahi suna is syndicate ke baare me...??

SOUMYA-woh isiliye kyunki pichle 6 saalon se hamare desh me iski ek bhi activity notice nahi ki gayi hai...

MINAL-phir aapne is organization ka naam kyun liya COMMISIONER SIR ke saamne...

SOUMYA-kyunki jurm karna is organization ke liye koi kaam aur junoon nahi hai,balki shouk hai..

G.O.D likes to challenge every government and there intelligence..

khelti ye syndicate har desh ki sarkaar se,mazak udati hai unki suraksha vyavastha se..

aur kal jo hua..

MINAL-woh aisi hi ek harkat thi...

SOUMYA-yup...but i wish ki kal ke blast ke piche G.O.D ka haath naa ho kyunki agar aisa hua toh is baar bhi wahi hoga jo G.O.D ke maamle me saalon se hota aa raha hai.

kuch bhi nahi...they are like a real GOD...dekha kisi ne nahi par haath sabhi ke jude hai unke aage..




2 SAAL PEHLE:-




CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE:-OLD TRAINING GROUND




THAP,THAP,THAP,THAP....


apni puri jaan lagate hue badi tezi se doud raha tha SAM aur ussi tezi ko barkarar rakhte hue apna target,woh 100 metre race jiski practice woh pichle ek mahine se kar raha tha, uska ye lap bhi pura hua jiske baad..


HAANP,HAANP,HAANP,SHIT...

apna ye lap pura karte hi apni smart watch ke chaalu time analyser ko rok di thi SAM ne aur tezi se haafne ke beech jab uski nazar watch ke screen par padi toh halka jhunjhla utha SAM...

REASON...

aaj se mahine bhar pehle ek quarterly race hui thi SIRIUS me jisme senior batch ke students ko hara diya tha SAM ne..

par jahan uski speed ko dekh bohot khush hue the teeno SPORTS TEACHER aur khaaskar MAANIKPURI SIR joki khaas alag alag race ke specialist the,wahin jeetne ke baad bhi SAM thoda upset tha aur woh isiliye kyunki 100 metres ke track ko pura karne ke liye apne liye jo timing set ki thi usne,usse woh pure 5 seconds piche tha..

ab 100 metre ke race me 5 seconds 5 minute ke gap ki tarah hote hai.. bohot zyada..

apni ussi 5 seconds ke slow timing ko pichle ek mahine se cover karne ki koshish kar raha tha SAM jisme usse 2 second tak cover karne ki hi kaamiyabi mili thi aur aisa usne aaj se 7 din pehle hi achieve kar liya tha lekin uske baad uski speed 1 second bhi nahi badh paayi thi..

har din lagbhagh 1 ghante woh yunhi continously sprints maarta tha..

akele football ke chote paases ki bhi practice karta tha taaki uske pairon ki displacement timing badh jaaye..

par itni mehnat ke baad bhi jab woh ek hafte me ek second tak cover nahi paaya,toh aise me frustration toh hogi hi jo usse hui...


FRUSTRATION PERFORMANCE GROWTH KO AUR DHEEMA KAR DETI HAI...


SAM ke piche se aayi ye awaaz joki meri thi..

aaj sunday tha aur har sunday ki tarah mai apne BMX par yunhi pure dehradun ko naapne nikal gaya tha..

(NOTE:-the old one..jo ROHAN & party ke saath hui ladhayi me puri toot gayi thi)

aur yunhi bmx ride karte hue mujhe yaad aayi ye jagah,ye cold ground jahan SAM har morning running practice karne aata hai isiliye mai bhi is taraf aa gaya..

SAM ka last 100 metres sprint,stop watch calculations aur aakhri me uski jhunjlahat dekh maine muskurate hue apni baat kahi jispar...

SAM-tu nahi samjhega yaar..jab apni puri jaan lagane ke baad bhi desired results nahi milte toh kaisa lagta hai...

MAI-change the way then..i mean,jo jo tarike aazmaaye hain tune,unse kuch alag kar..

woh bolte hain naa, champions kuch alag nahi karte, bas jo karte hain,uska tarika baakiyon se alag hota hai..


meri baat ya phir ye kahun ki advice achi lagi thi SAM ko par sawal tha KYA...!!!

kya alag try kare woh par mujhe dekhte hue hi usse woh ALAG tarika strike kar gaya..


SAM-dude meri help karega...???

MAI-mere bas me hua toh bilkul...

SAM-mere saath race laga...

MAI-hain, hell no dude..mujhe nahi pasand doudna..

SAM-pata hai bhai...par please..dekh,ab tak mai continously akela hi douda hun..

par mujhe lagta hai ki agar koi mere saath doude toh meri speed me fark baithega..

MAI-bilkul baithega..mere saath douda toh aur slow ho jaayega tu...

SAM-oh common dude..akele doudne se jo result mil raha hai,i am sure ki usse behtar result aayega mera...

ek kaam karte hain.mai tujhe 10 metre ka heads up deta hun..mai 100 doudunga aur tu bas 90 doudiyo..

kya bolta hai..?? please bhai,dost ki help nahi karega yaar...

MAI-ro mat be..chal theek hai..


meri haami sun khush ho gaya SAM par saath hi usse jitna lagta tha ki woh jaanta hai mere baare me,woh soch....


SAM-great.. but hang on,dude mujhe pata hai ki tu running ke naam se aur slow ho jaata hai..

par bhai,aaj nahi..apna pura dum lagakar doudega tu,thik hai...tujhe meri kasam...

MAI-haan naa be..nahi marne dunga tujhe.. doud lenge jitna ban padega apne se..


mere reaction ko dekh aankhein choti ho gayi SAM ki aur..


SAM-tu nahi lagaye dum saale...kamsekam meri kasam par toh nahi..

isiliye....tu apni puri raftar se doudega..tujhe AUNTY KI KASAM...

MAI-SAM....


SAM ne toh haste hue kasam di thi mujhe par us kasam ko sun bohot ghussa chadh chuka tha mere dimag me.

SAM ka naam chillate hue uski taraf badha tha mai par phir aankhein band kar khudko rok liya tha maine..

apne ghusse ko pee raha tha mai wahin mere reaction ko dekh halka dar chuka tha SAM..

aur mere khudko shaant kar aankhein kholte hi kuch bolne ki hua woh par tabhi..


MAI-chal,lagate hain race...


jis tarah boli thi maine ye baat,aage kuch bol hi nahi paaya SAM..

chune se ek straight line kheenchi hui thi SAM ne race ki starting point par jahan jaakar khada ho chuka tha mai...

SAM bhi chupchaap aakar khada ho gaya mere baaju me aur..


SAM-bhai mai toh bas..

MAI-timing set kar..jaldi khatam karte hain ye..


uski baat beech me kaat kahi maine apni baat jisse sun..


SAM-tu 10 metre aage khada ho jaa..

MAI-zaroorat nahi padegi uski..chal,jaldi set kar timer apni...


meri baat sun SAM ne kuch aage kaha nahi aur chuchaap time analyser me stop watch screen open kar di jiske baad...


SAM-on our marks,get se..

MAI-lets go....

THAPPPP...THAPPP...THAPPP...THAPPP....


mere lets go bolte hi mai aur SAM doud pade the jiske baad jo hua,usse dekh SAM ka mooh doudte doudte hi khul chuka tha..

jahan usse laga tha ki mai running start karne ke agle hi pal piche reh jaaunga wahin ab tak lagbhag 30 metre ki doud puri kar chuke the hum dono aur is waqt mai SAM ke piche ya saath me nahi balki kareeb 1 feet usse aage nikal chuka tha..

ye dekh hairani toh bohot hui SAM ko par us shocking moment me bhi uske andar ka competitor active tha jisne uske pairon ki raftar kuch aur badha thi thi..

lekin us speed trigger ne SAM ka shock aur badha diya tha.. dimag ke saath gaand bhi fatne laga tha SAM ka..

REASON...

SAM ko samajh bhi nahi aaya aur uski speed badhne ke baawjud mere aur uske beech jo 1 feet ka difference tha,woh 10 feet me badal chuka tha..

HAANP, HAANP, HAANP, HAANP, HAANP...

is beech apni puri jaan lagate hue jab finally uske woh 100 metres pure hue toh..

TIK.....

apne stop watch ko rok chuka tha woh...

aur jab halke halke haafte hue uski nazar apne watch par dikh rahe race ke dauran uske use kiye time duration par gayi toh ek baar phir aankhein badi ho chuki thi SAM ki..

par is baar is hairangi ka kaaran ek nahi do tha...

pehla kaaran khud uski timing thi..jahan pichle ek week ke continous effort ke baad bhi woh apne us bache 3 seconds ke gap mese ek second ko bhi cover nahi kar paa raha tha,wahin bas is ek race me usne woh pure 3 seconds tak cover kar liye the..

matlab apna target achieve kar liya tha usne..par aisa hone ke baad bhi khush nahi tha woh aur yahi tha uske shock hone ka dusra kaaran..

MAI aur meri speed.. kyunki jis speed se maine apne 100 metres pure kiye the,usse ek andaze ke hisaab se dekh SAM jaan gaya tha ki uska jo time target tha,maine us target se lagbhag 3 seconds pehle hi woh race puri kar di thi..

jiska matlab tha ki mai SAM se sirf 3 seconds nahi balki pure ek saal aage chal raha tha kyunki meri abhi ki speed uska 1 saal aage ka target tha..

yahi sab dekhte,analise karte hue woh mujhe dekhe jaa raha tha..

par aisa karte waqt kab apni nakami par aur second hone par uski aankhon se aansu nikal pade,usse andaza bhi nahi hua...

wahin race khatm kar kuch seconds mai bhi SAM ko bas dekhta raha..

apni mom ki kasam diye jaane ki wajah se naraaz toh ab bhi tha mai usse par uski aankhon me aansu aur un aansuon ki haqiqat jaan shaant ho gaya mera dimag aur mai badha uski taraf aur..


MAI-fikr mat kar...SIRIUS school devision ka future champion tu hi hai...

mujhe in sabme koi interest nahi hai...

but,never ever repeat what you did today..

meri mom ke naam se,unki kasam se kabhi tempt mat karna mujhe warna yaad rahe, koi bhi race sirf tab tak teri hai jab tak us race me tere aage SANVEER AHARYA khada nahi hota...





PRESENT TIME:-




MAR GAYA KYA BE BAITHE BAITHE...???


zor se hilaate hue pucha tha maine ye sawal SAM ko..

subah ka waqt hai...aaj 4th of may hai...summer ki 1 month classes khatm ho chuki thi aur filhal holidays chaalu thi par saath hi saath cricket practice bhi..

subah 7 se 9 hoti thi ye practice par SAM 1 ghanta pehle hi school aa jaaya karta tha taaki extra excercises jinme se sprint uska main heads-up tha, woh kar sake..

aaj bhi school ke cricket ground ke baaju me bane TRACK STADIUM me jogging karne ke baad thak kar kuch der ka rest lene ke liye stands par aankhen band kar baitha hua tha SAM ki tabhi mai tapka uske paas aur usse uski woh do saal pehle ki yaad se bahar nikaal laaya..

wahin aankhen khol mujhe dekh thoda hadbada sa gaya SAM par turant khud ko normal karte hue...


SAM-hey buddy, what's up..??

MAI-tu bata,neend aa rahi thi toh nahi aana tha aaj..ek din me kya fark padh jaata..

SAM-aise kaise bhai..har ek din ke continous hard work se hi toh yahan tak pahuncha hun mai..

exercising, continous effort,ye ab meri life ka unbreakable part hai yaar..

MAI-regular rehna sahi lagta hai mujhe..

bas itna bol deta toh bhi kaafi tha..short essay about dedication ki zaroorat na thi bhai..

meri baat par muskuraya SAM aur phir..


SAM-meri chhod,tu bata ki tujhe subah subah yahan aane ki kya zaroorat padh gayi..

i mean,tu toh cricket practice me part bhi nahi leta...

MAI-par woh kamina NITS toh leta hai naa..ab CHARLIE SIR ne mere denial par toh kuch nahi kaha par NITS na bach paaya unse..

usse practice me aane ke liye strictly kaha tha sir ne jispar saala woh mere par bhadak gaya..

ab khelne ke liye toh pressurise nahi kar sakta woh mujhe par saale ne dhamki di ki mujhe bhi practice me daily aana padega..

nahi toh woh bhi nahi aayega..so here i am..

SAM-great, chale ab...!!!


ye bol uthne laga woh par tabhi...


MAI-ek second buddy...kuch puchna hai tujhse...??

SAM-ya..!!!kya...???

MAI-kuch dino se tere face par mujhe dekh ek saath do expressions aa rahe hain..

SAM-do expressions.. matlab kuch bhi...

MAI-you very well know that i am never wrong SAM...

SAM-kya tu bhi yaar.acha jab expressions tak guess kar raha hai tu toh ye bhi bata de ki kaun se do expressions aa rahe hain mere face par...

MAI-dar aur guilt..


meri baat sun ek second ke liye expression less ho chuka tha SAM ka face jiske baad khudko dobara normal kar kuch bolne ki hua par usse pehle hi..


MAI-cut the crap SAM..ghuma mat baat ko..kar nahi paayega...aur sidhe sidhe discuss kar matter ya woh bhi mai hi clear karun..???


meri baat par kuch kaha nahi usne aur bas chupchap mujhe dekhta raha jispar..


MAI-fine..pichle kuch waqt se jo ho raha hai,ussise dara hua hai tu..

tujhe lagne laga hai ki teri limelight chhin raha hun mai..tera har effort mere presence me useless padh jaa raha hai...

phir chaahe B section waalon ke saath hue friendly match me meri performance jispar sabhi khush the siway tere..

yaa phir KHANAK ke dad ko impress karne ke liye jo ARMY ke baare me thodi bohot research ki tune par woh bhi us shaam vein me gayi..

aur reason..mai...

teri har koshish fail ho rahi hai aur iska reason tu mujhe maanane laga hai...


meri baat sun sir halka jhuk gaya SAM ka jiske kuch der baad..


SAM-par...

MAI-par..ye par hi tere dusre expression aur feel yaani GUILT ki wajah hai..

har baar jab tera dimag ye kehta hai ki SANVY tere piche honi ki wajah hai,tera dil is blame ko deny karta hai..

woh jaanta hai ki jo bhi ab tak hua hai,woh coincident bhi hai aur normal bhi..

ek healthy competition me believe karta hai tera heart par 2 saal pehle jo hua tha,us wajah se tera dimag ye maanane laga hai ki sidhi tour par tu mujhse jeet nahi sakta..

tere dimag aur tere dil ke beech ho rahi ladhayi se paida hua hai tera ye guilt waala expression..

am i right or am i right...!!!


meri saari baat aur calculations joki sach the,unhe sun ek lambi saans chhodi SAM ne aur haan me sir hilaya apna jiske baad...


MAI-jaanta hai tu champion kyun hai...???

isiliye nahi kyunki mai participate nahi karta,balki isiliye kyunki apni mehnet ko performance me badal apne saath saath school ko bhi winner banata hai tu...

tera dedication, tera focus and most importantly,tere jitne ka jazba tujhe champion banata hai..

aur in saari chizon me se ek bhi quality mujhme nahi hai aur isiliye mai baakiyon ki tarah bas ek normal student hun...

koi ye nahi jaanta SAM ki kabhi maine tujhe race me haraya tha,par pura dehradun ye baat jaanta hai ki SAMEER CHANDER har race me first aata hai..

isiliye jo bhi tu feel kar raha hai,faayda nahi un thoughts ka..

bindaas reh and just feel like the champion that you actually are..


ABBE BHOSDOKE LOG...GAY GAY KHEL RAHE HO KYA UDHAR BAITHE BAITHE...AAO BE,SIR BHI AA GAYE HAIN..


ye tha NITS jo track stadium ke entrance se hi chillate hue bola humse jispar hum dono hi dheere se has pade..


MAI-ruk,aa rahe..


ye bol uth khada hua mai aur..


MAI-chalen ya aur gyan chahiye...!!!

SAM-kaafi hai bhai..tu chal, mai kit gather karke aata hun.. dusri taraf rakh diya tha maine..

MAI-cool..jaldi aayiyo..


ye bol mai NITS ki taraf badh gaya aur SAM opposite stands ki taraf par tabhi mai palta aur..


MAI-SAM...mai apna vaada nahi bhula..SIRIUS SCHOOL DIVISION ka champ tu hai aur tu hi rahega..


ye bol muskurate hue wapas palath gaya mai par SAM meri baat sun apni hi jagah par khada reh gaya aur khudse hi budbudane laga woh..


SAM-kya cheez hai yaar tu...???saala jaan laga deta hun mai apne number 1 spot par kaayam rehne ke liye aur ek tu hai jo us spot ko khudhi laath maar deta hai...

but i get it my friend...




jab koi khudhi zameen par ho toh usse aur neeche JHUKAAYE KAISE...???

jiski koi HADH hi naa ho,usse HADHON ka ehsaas KARAAYE KAISE...???

jo ladhe bina hi har jung jeetne ki kuwwat rakhta ho usse....

SIKANDAR bhi harana chaahe toh aakhir HARAAYE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....











AAPKA APNA V...J...

Superb update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Jonam666]

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[Rajesh]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF DELHI ME SOUMYA MEENAL KO G.O.D NAAM KE SYNDICATE KE BAARE ME BATATI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY SAM KO EK BAAR PHIRSE PROMISE KARTA HAI KI SIRIUS SCHOOL DIVISION KA CHAMPION SAM HI RAHEGA.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-17


DATE-8 JUNE,2019


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-E MARKET,GLOBAL CHOWK...






PATA NAHI WOH DIN KAB AAYEGA JAB EK SAATH PHATE TAK SHOPPING KAR PAAUNGA MAI...???


E market ki 20 se zyada galiyon me se ek me mudte hue khudse hi kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


SONU-kkabhi nahi..

NITS-manhooson waala mooh aur baatein bhi waisi hi..koi acha time dekhkar kar mar jaana bhosdoke...

SONU-abbe jjhaanttiyen, FUSION jjaate hhai hhum sshopping kkarne..

uddhar ffate sshopping kkarne bbaithe toh ppehle ggand ffategi tteri..

pprice jaanta hhai nna wwahan kke kkapdon kki...

MAI-ye baat toh sahi hai par beta chiz bhi toh sahi deta hai naa...best trendy kapdon ka stock sabse pehle udhar hi aata hai..

NITS-udhar nahi idhar..aa gaye dekh...


humse kareeb 30 metres door saamne left me FUSION SHOP ka naam uske top board par shine kar raha tha jidhar hum teeno ke hi kadam badh chuke the..

FUSION girls boys dono ke hi top aur latest trendy brands rakhne ki sabse sahi shop thi..

pichle 3 saal se hi mai,NITS aur SONU yahin se shopping karte aa rahe the...

kabhi kabhi mom ke saath bhi aa jaata tha mai idhar...

anyways,hum teeno hi chalte hue FUSION SHOP ke paas pahunche hi the ki tabhi saamne se ek white indigo car jiske front grill par bade bade aksharon me ARMY likha hua tha,FUSION ke theek saamne aakar ruki..

waise toh E MARKET me enter karte hi bike aur car parking thi jahan apni apni gaadi park karne ke baad market ke andar paidal hi aana padta tha..

humne bhi sonu ki scooty udhar hi park ki thi par as said, ARMY..ye ek shabd jiske maayne hamare dehradun me sabse zyada thi,issiki wajah se saamne shop ke aage rooki car ko aisa karne ki chhut mili hui thi..

khair,hum teeno hi ek baar us car ko dekh uske baaju se nikal shop ke andar jaane hi waale the ki tabhi us indigo ka back door open hua aur usme se bahar nikli MRS SHILPA RAWAT, KHANAK'S mom jinki car se utarte hi nazar humpar padi aur..


SHILPA RAWAT-SANVEER right...!!!

MAI-jee aunty... afternoon...


pehchan toh SONU aur NITS ko bhi liya tha aunty ne par naam shayad unhe sirf mera yaad tha isiliye meri taraf badhte hue bola mera naam unhone jispar maine aur mere baad SONU aur NITS ne bhi aage badhte hue unke pair chhue..

2019 aur woh bhi SIRIUS jaise super modern school me padhne ke baawjud jahan west ki tarah sidhe hugs aur kisses ka chalan rehta hai, hum teeno ka yun pair chunna bohot bhaaya tha aunty ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..


AUNTY-maaf karna bacchon.. pehchaan toh mai aap dono ko bhi gayi thi par naam yaad nahi raha mujhe aap dono ka..

SONU-itts okk aunty..mmai SSONU aur ye NITENDRA..

NITS-but you can call me NITS aunty..

AUNTY-kyun, NITENDRA naam me kya burayi hai..maayne pata hain aapko aapke naam ke...

NITS-nahi aunty..kabhi pucha nahi mom dad se...

AUNTY-LORD OF POLICY...NITI KE BHAGWAN..ye matlab hota hai beta aapke naam ka..aur aisa naam kisi bade pehchaan se kam nahi hota..

NITS-hain.. phir toh naam GALATH padh gaya bhai tera SANVEER...tera naam hona chahiye tha NITENDRA...

AUNTY-accha.. matlab aapke group ke sabhi planning yahi mohoday karte hain,kyun...??

MAI-kahan sun rahi hain aap iski baat aunty...kuch bhi bolta hai ye..infact,iski asli pehchaan bhi yahi hai..kuch bhi bolna..


jahan meri baat sun mujhe ghurne laga NITS wahin has padi thi aunty jiske baad..


AUNTY-waise SANVEER naam bhi bada rare hai aur iska matlab hota hai LEADER.... BAHADUR.. koi aisa jo apne grounds kabhi nahi chhodta...

kaafi soch kar naam rakha hai beta aapke mom dad ne aapka..

MAI-thanks aunty...

AUNTY-so shopping..!!!

MAI-jee aunty...just some casual wears...

AUNTY-come then..


hum sab ek saath showroom ke entrance ki taraf badh chuke the..

is beech..


AUNTY-let me guess.. Saturday,SAMEER ke resort me pool party ke liye hi shopping karne aaye ho,right..!!!

NITS-KHANAK ne bata diya aapko..??? please aunty,usse permission de dijiyega naa..bas one day ka overnight stay hai..

aur aise bhi,monday se school session resume ho raha hai, phir kahan kar paayenge hum party...

AUNTY-beta,pure vacation me hafte ke paanch din kahin na kahin party ki hai aap sabne..

pehle kabhi aisa nahi hua ki KHANAK ke dad ne usse late night bahar rehne ki ijaazat di hai par aap sabki wajah se usse ye chhut mil gayi hai..

aur rahi overnight stay ki baat toh abhi KHANAK ke dad bahar hain,kal aayenge toh bol kar dekhungi unhe...muskil hai par dekhte hain...

MAI-mushkil KHANAK ke liye hoga aunty,par aap joki one of the most beautiful women ke khitaab ko aaj bhi jeetne ki PRABAL daawdedar hain,unki request MR PRABAL RAWAT deny kar de, itni toh PRABAL naa hogi unke inkaar ki diwaar...

AUNTY-charming and buttering at the same time..nice beta...

MAI-charming keh sakte hain aap par buttering, bilkul nahi...ab jiske naam ke maayne hi ek khubsurat moorat ho,ek bejod pratima jo kala ke anjori sundarta ki parakashtha darshata ho, uski taarif toh laazmi hi hai...


apni kahi baat ko justify karne ke liye jin shabdon ka use kiya tha maine,shayad sune nahi the pehle aunty ne..

upar se unke hi naam ke maayne bade sahi tareeke se apne statement ke through bata diya tha maine isiliye aankhein faade dekh rahi thi woh mujhe..

wahin SONU aur NITS jinhe pehle hi andaza tha ki kuch toh aisa zaroor bolunga mai jiske baad aunty ka reaction shocking hi hoga,ab jab aisa hi ho raha tha toh dheere dheere has rahe the woh dono...


EXCUSE ME...


ek lady customer jiske haathon me shopping ke kaafi bags the,usne kahi ye baat jispar hum sab turant thode side ho gaye..

darasal baat karte hue hum sab shop ke andar thoda centre area me hi khade the jis wajah se aane jaane waalon ka space halka block sa ho raha tha..


HELLO MA'AM..HEY GUYZ,KAISE HO...???


FUSION ka sabse acha salesman SUBHASH tha ye banda jo hume aur aunty ko bhi jo shayad hamari tarah yahan ki regular customer thi,ache se jaanta tha..

actually,yahan ke owner MR JIGNESH PADHIAR aur meri mom ki achi jaan pehchaan thi..

aur unke through yahan ke saare sales man mujhe bhi jaante the..

anyways, subhash bhaiya ki greetings par hello kahan aunty ne jiske baad..


MAI-hey subhash bhaiya..kya haal chal...???

SUBHASH-badhiya yaar SANVY...kaafi ache jeans collection aaye hain, second floor chala jaa,banda hai udhar..dikha dega tujhe..

and ma'am bohot se latest designs aayi hain sarees me..mai SUNITA ko bhej deta hun,she will show you everything...

hum sab normally jo shop karte hain,ussike according guess karte hue apni baat rakhi SUBASH BHAIYA ne jiske baad...


MAI-naa bhai.is baar bas capri chahiye aur sandos chahiye..

SUBHASH-teeno ko..

MAI-yup...

AUNTY-pool party me pehenani hai nawabon ko...


AUNTY ki is mitthe kataksh par mai bhi muskura diya aur subhash bhaiya bhi jiske baad..

SUBHASH-capri,sandos ke liye third floor chale jaaon teeno..

MAI-cool...waise aunty,aap GEORGETTE me hi saari lengi shayad, right...!!!

AUNTY-aapko kaise pata..!!!

MAI-silk georgette,i assume..


abki baar aunty ki aankhein badi ho chuki thi meri baat sunkar..ekdum sahi jo guess tha maine..

AUNTY-how do you know this..??

MAI-well it's not that a big deal..abhi aapne silk georgette hi pehni hai..

aur us raat jab hum sab aapke ghar dinner par aaye the,tab bhi aapka ek servent kuch folded saaris ka bunch liye hamare saamne se nikla tha..

kareeb 5 saaris thi un folds me aur woh sabhi silk georgette hi the... isiliye assume kiya maine ki shayad aap georgette me silk matterial hi prefer karti hain...


exact clearification de diya tha maine jiske baad normally logon ke dimag shaant ho jaate hain par yahan kuch ulta hua..

meri baat ya phir ye kahun ki meri observation ke baare me sun aankhein aur badi ho chuki thi aunty ki..

aur shayad aisa hona bhi tha aur woh isiliye kyunki unke jis servent ki baat abhi maine abhi ki thi, jiske haathon me aunty ki saari's ka bunch tha,woh hamare saamne se kuch 10 second ke andar hi paas ho chuka tha aur itne waqt me hi uske haathon me thehre kapdon ke details jaan liye the maine..

aunty ko ab woh time bhi yaad aa raha tha jab ye sab hua tha..mai uncle se baat ka raha tha us waqt..

matlab dhyan mera uncle par hi tha..nazarein bhi unpar hi tiki thi meri lekin in sabke baawjud us servent par gaur kiya tha maine...

baat choti si thi par phir bhi deep thi aur isiliye mere baare me uncle ki us din banayi raay ke sahi maayne ab samajh aa rahe the aunty ko..


MAI-are you with me aunty...??

AUNTY-kya,haan,haan..toh kya keh rahe the aap..??


mere is sawal par apne thought process se jaise achanak baahar aayi thi aunty jiske baad..


MAI-mai ye keh raha tha aunty ki agar aapko silk georgette hi lena hai toh aaye hue latest collection se time hi waste hona hai aapka..

AUNTY-aisa kyun..??

MAI-well aajkal synthetic polyester fibres se bane georgette saariyon ka chalan hai,trend hai..

iske alawa poly aur satin georgette bhi kaafi chal rahe hain..

silk material ko ethnic type maana jaa raha hai isiliye woh aapko old collections me hi milega..


saari's ko lekar knowledge ladko ke maamlo me hadh se zyada rare chiz thi aur shayad mere umar ke ladko me toh impossible hi thi,aise me meri itni deep info ko jaan aunty hairan aur impressed dono ho gayi thi aur isiliye..


AUNTY-ab aap kapdon ke,woh bhi ladies outfits ke bhi expert ho gaye SANVEER...!!!

MAI-hahaha..aisa nahi hai aunty..woh mom ke saath unki shopping ke liye bhi aata rehta hun idhar isiliye thodi bohot knowledge hai..

AUNTY-ye thodi bohot thi..beta,itna toh ache ache salesman ko bhi nahi pata hota..

SUBHASH-true ma'am..ye jab apni mom ke saath aata hai toh hamare sabhi sales waale chup hi rehte hain.

isse kaun si cheez kahan rakhi hai,har rake tak ke baare me pata hota hai..

MAI-rake se yaad aaya, bhaiya,jahan aunty jaayengi,udhar fourth coloum, beech se last rake me rakhi hain silk georgette ki best sariyan...woh dikha diyo..

SUBHASH-dekha ma'am...

AUNTY-hmm.. bohot aage jaaoge beta aap... bohot aage..

MAI-aage as in sales me aunty...


mazak kiya maine aunty ki taarif par jispar pyar se haath fera unhone mere sir par aur...


AUNTY-woh option, choice aapka hai..par itna pakka hai,jis raah bhi chaloge aap,kamiyabi kadam chumegi aapke..

apne naam ka sahi paryay ho aap SANVEER..a born leader, simply the best...

ok,i will go shop now..aap bhi jaaiye aur haan,mai try karungi ki KHANAK ki uske dad night out ki permission de den..

but you will take care of her, right...???

MAI-i will aunty, that's a promise....

AUNTY-i know son...


jahan ye bol aunty shop ke saari collection's ki taraf badh gayi wahin jab mai ghuma SONU aur NITS ki taraf toh woh dono ek dusre se kisi topic par baat kar rahe the..

kya,aaiye khud jaan lijiye..jis waqt mai aur aunty baatein kar rahe the,theek ussi waqt...


SONU-abbe,ye ttoh unnhi bbandon mme sse ekk hhai naa jjise us ddin bbambboza me SANVY ne nanga karke suta tha..

ek bande ko jo hum sabke paas se hote hue upar first floor ki taraf jaane laga tha,usse dekh kahi ye baat SONU ne jispar..


NITS-abbe ye JIGNESH UNCLE ka ladka hai..KALPESH...

SONU-kkaun JJIGNESH UNCCLE...??

NITS-bhosdoke,unhike dukaan me khada hai tu..

SONU-arre hhaan,bbhul ggaya ttha bbhai..

NITS-saala us din isse udhar BAMBOOZA me dekh mujhe bhi laga tha ki kahan dekha hai isse.

baad me yaad aaya ki ye is FUSION SHOP ka waaris hai.. bencho,pata nahi upar waala aise madarchodon ko itna kuch fokat me kaahe ko deta hai...

SONU-abbe appne bbaap sse hhamari sshikkayat ttoh kkarne nahi jja rraha yye...!!!

NITS-ghanta.. TAPLESH UNCLE mast aadmi hai..sahi GALATH samajhte hain woh..us raat galti in logon ki hi thi..

unhe pata chala toh aur sutayi hogi iski...

MAI-kya khichdi paka rahe ho be...


yahi woh time tha jab in dono ki taraf palat sawal pucha maine jispar..


NITS-abbe woh KALPESH yaad hai tujhe jisse...

MAI-SAMRAT ka lounda naa..ye apne JIGNESH UNCLE ka beta hai woh..haan,pata hai..

SONU-ssaale,kkya nnahi ppata hhota ttujhe...!!!

MAI-abbe sou se zyada baar aaye hain idhar apan..itna nahi pata hoga kya...???

SONU-mmujhe ttoh nnahi ppata ttha...

MAI-kyunki chodu hai tu...

NITS-hahaha..upar floors ki taraf gaya hai woh,isse laga ki apne baap ko hamari complain karne gaya hoga..

MAI-badhiya..chalo,apan bhi chalte hain upar...

NITS-abbe pagal hai kya..??idhar lafda nahi karte bhai,panga ho jaayega..

MAI-ee mat raha karo re saath dono... chodupanti ka virus paas ho raha hai dono me..

loudon,capris aur sandos upar third floor par hi milte hain..ab chalo...

hang on,ek condition rakhte hain..jo third floor sabse pehle pahunchega,capri aur sando me sabse pehle khudke liye choose wahi karega.. baaki dono uske baad..

SONU-aisa..cchal pphir,rready hhun mmai...

NITS-arre hum toh paidaishi ready hain..

MAI-bacchon pair chhodo,ek ungli se hara dunga mai tum dono ko..

SONU-hhain..ekk unggli sse hara ddega.!!! wwoh kkaise..???

NITS-abbe fekh raja hai chutiya..

MAI-dekhte hain..

NITS-aisa,chalo phir,on your marks,

SONU-gget set..

MAI-GO...


mere GO bolte hi bhaage hum teeno par SONU aur NITS mujhse kaafi tez stairs par chadhe the..

aur saale doud bhi aise rahe the maano apne piche waale ko aage nikalne ka mouka hi naa dena chahte ho..

khair,in teeno ka race chalne dete hain,filhal is douran hum chalte hain us KALPESH PADHIAR ki taraf jo kuch ek minute pehle upar ke floors ki taraf gaya tha...



THIRD FLOOR:-



KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK...



teen floors me bane is shop ke is aakhri manzil par jisme boys ke liye shorts aur beach, swimming pool wears rakhe jaate the,iske edge par ek room bhi bana hua tha jahan KALPESH aur uske friends game wagairah khelte the aur chill-out karte the..

ussi room ke door par knock kiya tha KALPESH ne jiske baad..


KALPESH- abbe kholo darwaza gaanduon,maa chuda rahe ho kya apni apni...


pichle ek minute se lagatar darwaza knock kar raha tha KALPESH par is baar khatkhatane ke baad jab andar baithe loundon ne darwaza nahi khola,toh frustrate hokar halki dabi par gurraati awaaz me gaali di KALPESH ne jiske kuch seconds baad woh locked door khul gaya..

NAMITH ne hi khola tha door aur uske aisa karte hi SANCHA(charas waali cigerate)
ki ek tez badbu sidhe padi KALPESH ke naak par..

aankhein laal ho rakhi thi is waqt NAMITH ki jo ye saaf bayan kar rahi thi ki SANCHA ke anginat kash ab tak kheench chuka hai woh..

andar 3 bande aur the jinka haal bhi NAMITH ki tarah hi tha..

par KALPESH jiske liye ye badbu kisi mehek se kam nahi thi,usne bhi NAMITH ke haath se us SANCHE ka sutta lete hue ek gehri kash lagayi aur..


KALPESH-bhai, woh SIRIUS ke lounde aaye hain shop me...wahi SANVEER aur uske dost..


KALPESH ki baat sun pehle se hi laal hui padi NAMITH ki aankhon me jaise khun hi utar aaya tha...


NAMITH-iski maa ka..saalon ko idhar hi kaat deta hun...

KALPESH-arre shaant bhai..pelna toh mai bhi chahta hun usse par abhi dukaan me hain hum..

idhar koi lafda nahi kar sakte apan...par ek info hai mere paas jisse iski aur iske doston ki maa chod sakte hain apan...


NAMITH-aisa..toh bata phir...

YES,MAI JEET GAYA...TU....SAALE TU KAISE PAHUNCHA PEHLE...???


KALPESH kuch kehta ki tabhi ye awaaz aayi is floor ke pehle stairs se jisse sun...


NAMITH-wahi log hain..bhai,abhi ghussa sambhalna apna...

jaane de inhe,phir baat karte hain apan...



BACK TO HERO:-



YES,MAI JEET GAYA...TU....SAALE TU KAISE PAHUNCHA PEHLE...???


NITS tha ye jo sabse pehle pahuncha tha third floor aur aisa kar halke zor se apni khushi jata hi raha tha woh ki tabhi stairs se lagkar dusri taraf bane lift ki taraf dekh aankhein badi ho gayi thi uski..


REASON..

apne saamne ke saare daant dikhate hue mai jo khada tha us lift se lag kar aur ye dekh pehle toh mere idhar pehle pahunchne par sawal kiya usne par phir lift dekh woh khudhi maajra samajh gaya aur..


NITS-ye cheating hai saale..

SONU-bbilkul..

MAI-i object judge sahab..yaad kar,kya kaha tha maine... third floor par sabse pehle pahunchne ki sharth rakhi thi maine,kaise pahuncha hain yahan, iske baare me kuch nahi bola tha...


ab baat meri sahi thi..aur isiliye bas ek dusre ka mooh dekhne lage the woh dono jiske baad..


SONU-ppar kkaise..??i mmean,ttune ddoudna ttoh humare ssaath hhi cchalu kkiya ttha...pphir llift mme kkab gghus ggaya ttu..??

MAI-stairs par dhyan tha tum dono ka,lekin usssike baaju me fit lift par nahi jo thik ussi waqt khula tha jab hum teeno doudna start karne waale the..

aur jab tum dono ne stairs par chadhna start kiya,mai lift ke andar pahunch gaya..ab usme bas ek ungli se button hi toh dabana tha mujhe..

next stop..third floor...

NITS-isiliye hi bola tha tune naa ki ek ungli ke dum par jeet jaayega tu...

MAI-hint tha beta, samajh nahi paaye tum dono...

NITS-aam insaan hai prabhu hum..aapki maaya nahi samajh sakte..


haath hi jod diya tha mere aage NITS ne jispar hasa mai aur..


MAI-maaya nahi beta,dimag.. hamesha yaad rakhna,haath pair chaahe jitne hi tez kyun naa ho, dimag ke mukable dheeme hi hote hain...


mere is mahan gyan ko dene ke baad "chup gandu"is return jawab ke baad CAPRI CORNER ki taraf joki dusri taraf tha,badh chale the hum teeno...

NITS-ke haal bhaya...!!!maja maa...

sales waale bande se aadhi rajesthani aadhi gujrati me pucha ye sawal NITS ne jispar haath jodte hue ek oupcharik smile di usne..


SONU-ddikha bbhai..kkuch bbadhiya sshorts aur ccapris ddikha...

NAMITH-sshorts,ccapris nnahi milte yahan..shorts aur capris milte hain..


HAHAHAHA..


KALPESH ke mana karne ke baad bhi gaand ki chul ke chalte raha nahi gaya tha us NAMITH se isiliye mooh chodi karne bahar nikla tha woh room se jiske baad kahi usne ye baat jispar uske sabhi dost hasne lage aur ye dekh..


MAI-kyun..jab kapde ki dukaan me charsi log mil sakte hain toh ccapris aur sshorts kyun nahi...

HAHAHA...


ab baari thi SONU aur NITS ke hasne ki jispar kuch kehne ko hua NAMITH par uska haath daba shaant rehne ka ishara kiya KALPESH ne jiske baad apne ghusse ko peete hue bas hume ghurne laga tha NAMITH..

par fark toh padna tha nahi hume aur naa hume pada..

sharth ke according sabse sabse pehle bade maze se ek ke baad ek kayi capris,shorts aur sandos try kiye maine..

aur mere baad aayi baari number SONU aur NITS ki jo aur zyada waqt lete hue apne kapde select karne lage..

is douran...


MAI-abbe movie chale aaj...??

NITS-bhai man ki baat bol di yaar tune..chalte hain..

SONU-ppar kkoun ssi...!!!

MAI-wahin multiplex me soch lenge...abhi phone de apna..MAA ko bol deta hun...

mutaas bhi lagi hai, jaldi karo be,nikalte hain phir...

NITS-louda jaldi..pehle select kar sabse badhiya pieces toh utha liya tu..

time lagega chunane me ab apne ko..


NITS ki baat ke douran SONU se phone lete hue washroom ki taraf chal pada tha mai...


NITS-bhai waajib lagaiyo..

SALESMAN-bolna nahi padega sir..reasonable hi padega sab..


kuch der baad jab NITS aur SONU ne apne apne kapde chun liye toh billing ke maamle me kahi thi un dono ne apni baat jispar bade shaalinta se un dono ko aswast kiya SALESMAN ne par tabhi..

NAMITH-1500 ki ek ek capri hai..usme bhi discount chahiye..abbe isse mehengi toh underwear hoti hai meri...

MAI-bilkul hogi bhai..ab hydrocele chuppane ke liye material bhi toh alag se lagega naa...

HAHAHAHAHA


NAMITH ke comment par uske dost hasne hi waale the par tabhi mai pahuncha tha wahan aur jo baat boli maine usse sun SONU aur NITS has pade aur..


NITS-mat kar try be tu,mat kar..bina khole maar dega teri ye..us raat BAMBOOZA me jo hua,usse sikha nahi tu..

NAMITH-kuch nahi bhula mai..

SONU-ttoh bband kkar mmoohchodi pphir..yya mmarane mme mmaza aane llaga hhai..


SONU aur NITS ke baaton ke dauran apna card jisse hum teeno ki hi payment saath hone thi,de diya tha maine SALESMAN ko jiske baad woh usse swipe karne ke liye dusre section me rakhe machine ki taraf badh chuka tha..

anyways,apne apne shopping bags pakad liye the hum teeno ne jiske baad NITS,SONU ki un sabhi SAMRAT waalon se bas eye staring hoti rahi..

ye stairing aur badhti par tabhi bill receipt aur mera card liye woh salesman lout aaya...

card aur receipt lene ke baad ek baar phir un SAMRAT waalon ko ghur hum teeno chal pade wapas..


NAMITH-in maadarchodon ki haalath nahi bigadi toh mera naam bhi NAMITH nahi..

KALPESH-bilkul bigaadenge bhai,aur woh bhi issi hafte...

NAMITH-issi hafte..!!woh kaise..???

KALPESH-wahi toh batane jaa raha tha mai ki tabhi woh loosers aa gaye...

ye sab jab shop me aaye the toh kisi aunty ke saath ho rahi inki baatein suni thi maine..

inka woh dost hai naa,SAMEER CHANDER,saturday ko uske resort par party karne waale hain ye..

over night party hai matlab 2 din wahi rahenge ye sab...

NAMITH-SAMEER CHANDER ka resort..woh toh city se bahar hai, right..??

KALPESH-wahi toh.. minimum population hogi udhar..apni puri gang lekar chalte hain,araam se lapeth lenge in sabko udhar..


KALPESH ki baat sun ek devilish smile naach uthi thi NAMITH ke face par jiske baad..


NAMITH-koi gang lekar jaane ki zaroorat nahi hai...bina in sabke saamne aaye hi inki aisi lagayenge ki puri zindagi nikal jaayegi apni barbaadi par rote rote..

KALPESH-really..!!!kaise..???

NAMITH-pehle tu ye bata ki tera bhaiya ab bhi regular kheenchta hai kya..???(cocaine)

KALPESH-woh nashedi chhodega kya kabhi kheenchna..!!

aaj kal toh inject bhi karne laga hai saala..par kyun,usse kya kaam padh gaya tujhe...??

NAMITH-usse nahi,uske peddler se kaam hai mujhe..thodi khuraak leni hai...

KALPESH-abbe pagal hai kya..??bhai SAANCHA tak theek hai,par ye cocaine tak nahi jaate yaar..

dekha hai maine apne bhai ko,khurak nahi milne par baawla ho jaata hai saala..

NAMITH-apne liye nahi re..in sab SIRIUS waalon ke liye....

KALPESH-bhai,kuch samajh me aaye,aisa bol..


KALPESH ke sawal par jo plan bataya NAMITH ne usse aur uske baaki sabhi doston ko,usse sun khush ho gaye woh sab aur..

KALPESH-maan gaye bhai..kamal ka harami hai tu saale..sab kuch theek se ho gaya toh maza hi aa jaayega..lanka lag jaane waali hai un sabke life ki..

NAMITH-beta NAMITH ki planning hai,fail nahi hoti..barbaad kar denge behenchodon ko..

hume nanga kiya tha unhone.naam,izzat,reputation sab khatm kar denge saalon ki..


HHAATH HHATTA BBE...


SONU ki thi ye awaaz jisse dekh hadbada se gaye the NAMITH and party par phir jab NAMITH ki nazar SONU par gayi jo uske face ko nahi balki table par tikaye uske haath ko dekh raha tha,toh maajra samajh relax ho gaya woh..

SONU ki ek shopping bag jo woh yahan bhool gaya tha,ussike upar rakha hua tha NAMITH ka haath jisse utha liya usne..

SONU bhi ab tak un sabke paas pahunch chuka tha.

ek look sabko dene ke baad apna woh bag utha wapas ghum chal pada woh jiske baad..


KALPESH-behenchod hakle ki akad toh dekh...

NAMITH-akad hai tabhi toh todne me maza aayega naa..bas kuch hi dino ki baat hai..phir...




kya hoga in sabke saath,iska inhe ANDAZA NAHI HAI...

mere bichaye jaal par toh waqt ka bhi koi TAKAZA NAHI HAI...

sharir se jaan nikaal lena bhi bhala koi saza hui...!!!

chhin chuki izzat se taklif-deh koi JANAZA NAHI HAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Shandaar update hai bhai maza aa gaya

 

[Ashu kumar]

Bhai ab aunty ki tbiyat kaisi hai
We will pray ki jaldi hi theek ho jaye aur healthy ho k ghar aa jaye

 

[Alok]

vj4u bhai yeh sunkar accha laga ki mataji thik hai toh phir ab update kab tak aayega....

 

[RAJIV SHAW]

Waiting for next one

 

[A.B.KING]

Waiting for next update bro

 

[Rahul sood]

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[Death Kiñg]

Waiting for next one....

 

[Shobhit640]

Bhai apne to aj k liye bola tha update dene ko