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Bas Yahi Ke Wo Achi Ladki Nahi Thi....Usi Ne Yeh Khayal Zaaher Kiya Ke Wo Apne Usi Romance Ki Wajah Se Maari Gayi Hogi....
Kyun Ke
Shaher Ke Kayi Posh Aadmi Usse Shaadi Karne Ke Bhi Mutmani (Kaamna) The....
Lekin
Wo Kaarobaar Ki Hadh Se Kabhi Aage Nahi Badhi....
Albatta
Naye Romance Ne Uski Badi Hadh Tak Kaya Palat Di Thi....
Yani
Wo Un Dino Shareef Banne Ki Koshish Karne Lagi Thi....!



Rahman Sahab Thodi Der Tak Sonchte Rahe....
Fir
Bole....Agar....Yeh Tasleem (Sweekar) Bhi Kar Liya Jaye Ke Imran Kisi Wajah Se Us Ladki Maartha Se Mil Baitha Tha....To Isme Mrs Phatakiya Kahan Se Aa Koodhi....?



Dekhiye....
Fir
Mahez Khayaas Hi Karunga....Mujhe Yaqeen Nahi Hai Ke Aisa Hi Hua Hoga....Kya Yeh Mumkeen Nahi Hai Ke Imran Ne Isi Silsile Mein Phatakiya Se Koi Sauda Kiya Hoga....?


Rahman Sahab Kuch Na Bole....Pahle Se Bhi Zyada Fikrmand Nazar Aane Lage....!
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Safdar Usi Tarah Chandh Lamhe Mez Ke Goshe (Kona) Par Teeka Raha....
Fir
Coat Utar Kar Bistar Par Daal Diya....Felt Hat Bhi Utaari....
Aur
Ek Taraf Uchaal Di....Wo Sonch Raha Tha....Dekhte Hai Kitne Din Afeem Ke Dum Lagane Padhte Hai....Use Is Qism Ki Munshiyaat (Drugs) Se Nafrath Thi....
Lekin
Iske Alawa Aur Koi Chaara Bhi Na Tha....Use Baherhaal Koobdhe Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Zyada Se Zyada Maalumaat Haasil Karni Thi....
Agar
Uski Nigrani Ke Asal Maqsad Se Waaqif Hota To Apni Aql Bhi Ladhata....Waqt Bachane Ki Koshish Bhi Karta....
Aur
Zaroori Maalumaat Haasil Kar Leta....!


Kuch Der Baad Ching-Shi Muskurati Hui Kamre Mein Daakhil Hui....
Lekin
Khaali Haath....Aaj Wo Afeem Saath Nahi Layi....!


Arey....Tum Yuh Hi Baithe Ho....!

Thik Hai....Safdar Muskuraya

Main Kahti Hu Jab Tum Nahi Peete To Khwaankhaa Achi Bhali Aadath Bigaadhne Se Kya Faida....Ching-Shi Ne Bistar Par Baithte Hue Sanjheedgi Se Kaha
Aur
Safdar Chaunkanna Nazar Aane Laga....!


Kya Matlab....? Wo Use Ghoorta Hua Bola

Main Jaanti Hu Ke Zyadatar Goliyan Tumhari Jeb Mein Jaati Hai....
Lekin
Yeh Do-Chaar Hi Tumhe Bohath Jald Aadi Bana Dengi....!


Oohh....Ab Samjha....Safdar Zabardasti Hansa....Yeh Bhi Business Chamkane Ka Ek Behathreen Tareeqa Hai....Goya Main Taau Mein Aa Kar Zyada Se Zyada Nasha Shuru Kar Dunga....Yeh Sabeet Karne Ki Koshish Karunga Ke Koi Mujh Sa Nahi Zamaane Mein....!

Ghalath Na Samjho....Tumhare Bhale Hi Ko Kahe Rahi Hu....!

Fir Bhi Yeh Haqeeqath To Nahi Hai Jo Tum Kahe Rahi Ho....Tum Ne Kab Mujhe Aisa Karte Dekha Tha....?

Khair Chhodo....Khatm Karo....Wo Haath Hila Kar Boli....Mera Kya....!

 

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Achanak Koobdha Kamre Mein Ghoos Aya....
Lekin
Darwaaze Se Sirf Do Hi Khadam Faasle Par Ruk Gaya....Wo Safdar Ko Qahar Aalud Nazron Se Ghoorne Laga....
Fir
Usne Garaj Kar Ching-Shi Se Kaha....Yeh Kaun Hai....? Jise Tumhari Khwaabgah (Bedroom) Mein Daakhil Hone Ki Saadath Haasil Hui Hai....!



Tum Se Matlab....? Ching-Shi Ghussele Andaaz Mein Ulat Padhi


Matlab....Koobdhe Ne Ghussele Andaaz Mein Aankhein Nikaali....
Aur
Khamoshi Se Use Ghoorta Raha....Ghaliban....Ghusse Ki Zyadati Ki Wajah Se Wo Haanp Raha Tha....!



Tum Mujh Se Aise Lahje Mein Guftgu Na Kiya Karo Samjhe....Ching-Shi Ne Cheekh Kar Kaha....Wahan Koi Mez Khali Nahi Thi....
Fir
Kya Main Ise Godaam Mein Bhej Deti....!



Fir Bhi Main Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakhta Ke Koi Tumhari Khwaabgah Mein Khadam Rakhe....!


Arey Waah....Wo Jhallaye Hue Andaaz Mein Haath Nacha Kar Boli....Khuda Ki Khudrat....Chaandi Ke Tasht Mein Paishaab Karau Gadhi Se....
Aur
Zara Apni Surat Bhi Dekh Lo....Kya Main Tumhari Joru Hu Jo Is Tarah Aankhein Dikha Rahe Ho....Jao Yahan Se....
Varna
Dhakke Dilwa Kar Nikaal Dungi....Haa....Ching-Shi Naam Hai Mera....Ching-Shi....!



Haraafa....Koobdha Daant Pees Kar Mukka Taane Hue Uski Taraf Badha


 

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Mister....Safdar Ne Ek Chalaang Mein Uske Khareeb Pahunchte Hue Kaha....Piche Hato....Yeh Ek Aurat Hai....Koi Pahelwaan Nahi Jiss Par Tum Mukke Baazi Ki Mashq (Practice) Kar Sakho....!


Koobdha Ruk Kar Use Qahar Aalud Nazron Se Ghoorne Laga....
Fir
Ek Beek Aisa Maalum Hua Jaise Kisi Ghubbare Se Hawaa Nikal Gayi Ho....Wo Bilkul Dheela-Dhaala Nazar Aane Laga....Chahre Par Narmi Phail Gayi....
Aur
Honthon Par Halki Si Muskurahat Bhi Nazar Ayi....!



Dhoka Khaoge Dost....Usne Ahista Se Kaha....Is Aurat Ne Jiss Tarah Mujhe Zaleel Kiya Hai....Kal Tumhe Bhi Karegi....Iska Taalooq Aadmi Ki Nasl Se Nahi Hai....!


Oh Kutte....Bas Ab Chale Hi Jao Yahan Se....Ching-Shi Jhalla Kar Khadi Ho Gayi....Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Ab Wo Koobdhe Par Jhapat Hi Padhegi....
Aur
Uske Daant Uski Gardan Mein Pevast Ho Jayenge....Jism Ka Saara Lahoo Choos Legi....!



Bas Khatm Karo....Jane Do....Safdar Haath Utha Kar Bola....Khuda Ki Panaah....Yeh Cheeni Aurtein Ghusse Ki Haalath Mein Kitni Haseen Lagti Hai....!


Bohath Haseen....Koobdhe Ne Fir Zaheerila Lahje Ikhtiyaar Karte Hue Kaha....Us Reenchni (Bear) Ki Tarah Jiss Ne Shahed (Honey) Ki Makkhiyon Ke Dhoke Mein Bhedhon Ke Chatte Par Haath Maar Diya Ho....!


Khamosh Raho....Ching-Shi Mutthiyan Bheench Kar Cheekhi....Nikal Jao....Tum Dono Nikal Jao Yahan Se....Dafa Ho Jao....
Fir
Kabhi Tum Dono Ki Shaklein Yahan Na Dikhayi De....Jao....!



Safdar Ne Use Ghoor Kar Dekha....
Aur
Tezi Se Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badha....!



Koobdha Bhi Waapsi Ke Liye Mudhta Hua Bola....Dekh Liya Tum Ne....
Fir
Uska Ghurrahat Numa Lamba Khahekhaha Safdar Nikaasi Ke Darwaaze Tak Sunta Raha....!



Ab Wo Gali Mein Tha....Ek Pal Ke Liye Theetka....
Aur
Fir....Sadak Ki Taraf Badh Gaya....!



 

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Zara Thahero Dost....Ek Beek Piche Se Awaaz Ayi
Aur
Safdar Ruk Gaya....Awaaz Dene Wala Koobdha Hi Tha....
Lekin
Uske Kuch Kahne Se Pahle Hi Safdar Ne Kaha....Main Shikast (Haar) Tasleem (Sweekar) Kar Lene Ka Aadi Nahi Hu....!



Khuda Gharath Kare Us Aurat Ko....Koobdha Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola....Tum Jaise Jawaan Aadmi Bhi Uske Girdh Bhauvron Ki Tarah Chakrate Rahte Hai....!


Ahmaqon Ki Si Baatein Na Karo Dost....Safdar Bola....Uska Khayal Hai Ke Main Na To Nashe Baaz Hu....
Aur
Na To Uska Aashiq....Tumhare Wahan Pahunchne Se Pahle Wo Mujh Se Yahi Kahe Rahi Thi....!



Kya Kahe Rahi Thi....? Koobdhe Ke Lahje Mein Hakli Si Hairaangi Thi


Yahi Ke Main Nashe Baaz Nahi Hu....Ek Darjan Goliyon Mein Se Sirf Teen-Chaar Lagata Hu....
Aur
Baaqi Jeb Mein Daal Leta Hu....!



Ooohh....To Kya Yeh Haqeeqat Hai....?


Bakwaas Karti Hai....Safdar Bola....Mujh Se Zyada Shayad Tum Bhi Na Peete Ho....
Lekin
Yeh Haqeeqat Hai Ke Main Na To Nashe Ki Gharz Se Yahan Aata Hu....
Aur
Na Us Par Aashiq Hi Hu....!



Aao....Aao....Chalte Raho....Bohath Dilchasp Aadmi Maalum Hote Ho....Kahin Itminaan Se Baith Kar Guftgu Karenge....!


Safdar Kuch Na Bola....!


Wo Chalte Rahe....Sadak Par Pahunch Kar Koobdhe Ne Ek Gandhe Se Hotel Ka Rooq Kiya....!


Safdar Apni Asal Shakl Mein Wahan Jhaanke Ka Bhi Iraada Na Karta....
Baherhaal
Is Waqt To Jana Hi Padha....Ghair Umeed Taur Par Aaj Usi Aadmi Se Rubaroo Hone Ka Mauqa Haath Aa Gaya Tha....Jiss Ke Liye Usne Itne Papad Bele The....Haqeeqat Yeh Thi Ke Wo Is Case Se Behadh Bore Ho Chuka Tha....
Lehaaza
Ab Wo Apni Is Tagg-Do Ka Maqsad Dariyaft Karne Ke Liye Wo Koobdhe Ke Girebaan Par Haath Bhi Daal Sakhta Tha....!



 

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Ek Kone Mein Use Ek Khaali Mez Chuni....!


Aaram Se Baitho....Koobdhe Ne Kaha
Aur
Waiter Ko Bula Kar Chai Ka Order Diya....!



Safdar Use Is Tarah Ghoor Raha Tha Jaise Uski Taraf Se Ghair Mutmayeen (Asantusht) Ho....!


Huh....To Ab Batao....Pata Nahi Kyun Mujhe Aisa Mehsoos Hota Hai Jaise Hum Dono Ek-Dusre Ko Arse Se Jaante Ho.....!


Mujhe Nahi Mehsoos Hota....Safdar Ne Laparwaahi Se Shaano Ko Jumbish Di


Koobdha Kuch Sonchta Hua Bola....Tumhara Pesha Kya Hai....?


Ching-Shi Ke Adde Par Paye Jane Kisi Moazeez (Sammaanit) Pesha Se Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) To Nahi Hote....Safdar Muskuraya


Oohhooo....Kyun Nahi....Sarkaari Jasoos Bhi To Ho Sakhte Ho....Koobdha Baayin (Left) Aankh Daba Kar Jhenpe Hue Lahje Mein Bola


Mumkeen Hai....Safdar Ne Laparwaahi Se Kaha....
Aur
Deewar Par Lagi Hui Ek Film Actress Ki Tasveer Ko Ghoorne Laga....!



Chai Aa Gayi....Bartan Gandhe The....
Lekin
Safdar Ko Kisi Tarah Uska Saath Dena Hi Padha....!



Tum Nafrath Se Honth Sikoodh Rahe Ho....Koobdhe Ne Khahekhaha Lagaya....Tumhari Paishaani Par Sheekan Hai....!


Ghalath Samjhe....To Main Is Gandhgi Ka Keedha Hu....Kuch Aur Sonch Raha Tha....!


Dhanda Kya Hai Tumhara....?


Ab To Mujhe Bhi Sonchna Padhega....Safdar Muskuraya....Yaqeenan Sonchna Padhega Ke Ching-Shi Ke Adde Par Sarkaari Jasoos Se Bhi Mulaakhaat Ho Sakhti Hai....!


Koobdhe Ne Fir Khahekhaha Lagaya....
Aur
Bola....Tum Mujhe Kya Samajhte Ho....?



Police Informer....Safdar Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Saanp Ki Tarah Phuphkara


Is Par Koobdha Hanste-Hanste Behaal Ho Gaya....
Fir
Bola....Acha Chalo....Chai Khatm Kar Lo....
Fir
Main Tumhe Dikhaunga Ke Mera Dhanda Kya Hai....!



 

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Rahman Sahab Ne Suraiya Se Imran Ke Kamre Ki Kunji (Key) Talab Ki....!


Main Bhi Chalu Daddy....Suraiya Ne Pucha


Nahi....Rahman Sahab Ka Lehja Qashk (Rookha) Tha


Suraiya Fikrmand Nazar Aane Lagi....!


Rahman Sahab Pahli Baar Khud Imran Ke Kamre Mein Jaa Rahe The....Unhone Khufal (Lock) Khol Kar Darwaaze Ko Dhakka Diya....!


Imran Saamne Hi Deewar Se Tek Lagaye Farsh Par Baitha Hua Nazar Aya....Wo Palkein Jhapkaye Baghair Khala (Space) Mein Ghoor Raha Tha....Bilkul Aisa Hi Lag Raha Tha Jaise Baithe-Baithe Rooh Parvaaz Kar Gayi Ho....Rahman Sahab Ke Andar Daakhil Hone Par Bhi Uski Position Mein Koi Tabdili Na Hui....Pathrayi Hui Si Aankhein Badastoor Khala Mein Ghoorti Rahi....!


Rahman Sahab Baukhla Gaye....Badhawaasi Ke Aalam Mein Fir Darwaaze Ki Taraf Palte Hi The Ke Awaaz Ayi....Salaam Alaikum....!


Wo Chaunk Kar Mudhe....Ab Imran Ki Aankhein Unke Chahre Ki Taraf Uthi Hui Nazar Ayi....
Lekin
Wo Ab Bhi Palkein Nahi Jhapka Raha Tha....!



Farmaiye....Usne Khokli Si Awaaz Mein Pucha....Bilkul Aisa Hi Maalum Hota Jaise Ek Beek Kisi Laash Ke Honth Hile Ho.....
Aur
Awaaz Bhi Nikli Ho....Chahre Se Ab Bhi Zindagi Ke Asaar Nahi Paye Jaate The....!



Rahman Sahab Ko Bepanaah Ghussa Aya....
Aur
Is Harkath Par Wo Ubal Hi Padhe....!



Seedhe Khade Ho Jao....Unhone Garaj Kar Kaha....Main Tumhari Yaadaasht Wapas Laaunga....!


Imran Apni Ho Ro Mein Bola....Nahi Chalegi....Madhu Bala Nahi Chalegi....Geetha Bala Is Role Ke Liye Munaseeb Hai....!


Main Kehta Hu Khade Ho Jao....Rahman Sahab Fir Dahaade


Salaam Alaikum....Imran Ahista-Ahista Uthta Hua Bola


Itna Peetwaunga Ke Hosh Thikane Aa Jayenge....Seedha Tarah Baat Karo....Maartha Kaun Thi....?


Hogi Koi Extra....Heroine Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha....Salaam Alaikum....!


 

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Rahman Sahab Ne Jhapat Kar Thadaak Se Ek Thappad Uske Gaal Par Raseed Kar Diya....
Aur
Imran Dusri Taraf Gheerta Hua Cheekha....Cut....
Fir
Sambhal Kar Utha....
Aur
Darwaaze Ke Khareeb Jaa Kar Ruka....Idhar Dekho....Usne Rahman Sahab Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Ghalath Aye The....Is Tarah Chal Kar Aao....
Fir
Thappad Maaro....Samjhe....Salaam Alaikum....Jee....!



Main Tumhe Phaansi Se Nahi Bacha Sakhunga....Rahman Sahab Daant Pees Kar Bole.....Captain Fayaz Ko Sab Kuch Maalum Ho Gaya Hai....!


Huh....Tum To Dhang Se Dialogue Bhi Nahi Bol Sakhte....Apna Sar Kahan De Maaru....!


Hosh Mein Aa Jao....Rahman Sahab Halaq Phaadh Kar Dahaade....
Aur
Unhe Khaansi Shuru Ho Gayi....!



Yeh Awaaz Bhi Humari Pitch Par Nahi Chalegi....Imran Ne Mayoosana Andaaz Mein Sar Hila Kar Kaha....Khair Allah Maalik Hai....Salaam Alaikum....!


Is Baar Rahman Sahab Buri Tarah Peel Padhe....Wo Shor Macha Ke Ghar Ka Har Fard Wahin Aa Pahuncha....Hatta Ke Beemar Amma Bee Tak....!


Rahman Sahab Imran Par Savaar Use Dono Haathon Se Peet Rahe The....!


Amma Bee Cheekhte-Cheekhte Gir Padhi....
Aur
Behosh Ho Gayi....!



Ladkiyan Jo Rahman Sahab Ki Surat Hi Se Khauff Khati Thi....Is Tarah Badhawaas Ho Gayi Ke Unhe Kheench-Kheench Kar Imran Se Alag Karne Ki Koshish Karne Lagi....
Fir
Rahman Sahab Ko Hi Hosh Aya....
Aur
Wo Imran Ko Chhod Kar Hatt Gaye....!



Imran Uth Kar Apne Kapdhe Jhaadta Hua Bola....Yeh Chalegi....Natural Acting.....!


Rahman Sahab Chup-Chaap Mudhe....
Aur
Tezi Se Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badh Gaye....!



Salaam Alaikum....Unhone Darwaaze Se Guzarte Waqt Piche Se Imran Ki Awaaz Suni


Library Mein Aa Kar Unhone Darwaaza Bolt Kar Diya....Padhne Ki Mez Par Aa Baithe....Chandh Lahme Saakat Khala Mein Ghoorte Rahe....
Fir
Unhone Haathon Se Muh Chupa Kar Bachchon Ki Tarah Rona Shuru Kar Diya....!



 
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