Thriller Humbug The Great

[syed arshad]

Badi Shaandar Imaarath Thi....Safdar Ki Aankhein Khul Gayi....Koobdha Use Ek Bandh Gaadi Mein Yahan Tak Laya Tha....
Aur
Safdar Tadqeer Ke Hawaale Andhere Mein Baitha Gehri-Gehri Saansein Leta Raha Tha....Khel Kisi Na Kisi Tarah Khatm Karna Tha....
Kyun Ke
Is Nigrani Ne Bohath Bore Bhi Kiya Tha....
Aur
Thaka Bhi Diya Tha....!


Gaadi Ruki Thi....
Aur
Wo Niche Utra Tha....
Lekin
Gaadi To Ek Bohath Bade Kamre Mein Ruki Thi....Uske Farishte Bhi Andaaza Nahi Kar Sakhte The Aamad Kin Raaston Se Hui Hogi....
Aur
Ab Wo Shaher Ke Kiss Hisse Mein Tha....
Aur
Kiss Imaarath Mein Tha....!


Safdar Ne Soncha....Mumkeen Hai Wo Is Make-Up Mein Bhi Pehchaan Liya Gaya Ho....
Aur
Is Waqt Uski Is Harkath Ka Maqsad Yahi Ho Maalum Hota Hai Ke Dusre Kisi Saathiyon Mein Se Aa Kar Koi Bandh Gaadi Ka Picha Kare To Wo Bhi Koobdhe Ki Nazar Mein Aa Jaye....!


Waah Yaar....Usne Achanak Chahek Kar Kaha....
Aur
Chaaron Taraf Hairaan Andaaz Mein Dekhne Laga....
Fir
Uski Aankhon Mein Dekh Kar Bola....Bohath Gahre Maalum Hote Ho....Bohath Dino Se Ek Aise Hi Aadmi Ki Talaash Thi....
Aur
Bas Ab Tum Mujhe Bhi Jhoond Se Bhichdha Hua Koi Bhedhiya Samjho....!


Huh....Oohhoo....Koobdhe Ne Haath Hila Kar Kaha....Bas Meri Hi Tareef Kiye Jao....Apne Baare Mein Kuch Na Kahoge....Maine Tumhe Pehchaan Ne Mein Ghalthi Nahi Ki Thi....Pahle Hi Samajh Gaya Tha Ke Kaam Ke Aadmi Maalum Hote Ho....Chalo....Bas Ab Aao....Gandhe Bartanon Mein Badh Maza Chai Ka Hawaa Ho Jayega....!

 

[syed arshad]

Wo Wahan Se Chal Kar Hall Mein Daakhil Hue....Jahan Lakhon Rupiyon Ka Aarayeshi Samaan Nazar Aa Raha Tha....
Lekin
Samaan Ki Settings Ke Imaarath Ka Maalik Ache Taste Ka Aadmi Nahi Maalum Hota Tha....!


Baith Jao....Koobdhe Ne Sofe Ki Taraf Ishaara Kiya


Safdar Baitha To Aisa Mehsoos Hua Jaise Zameen Mein Dhansta Hi Chala Jayega....!


Kuch Andaaza Lagaya....Humare Mutaleekh (Sambhandit)....Koobdhe Ne Pucha


Maine Aaj-Tak Koi Baadshah Nahi Dekha....Safdar Ne Lambi Saans Li....
Lekin
Baadshahon Ke Thaat Sune Zaroor Hai....Ab To Tumhara Ehteraam (Sammaan) Karne Ko Dil Chahta Hai....!


Karoge....Koobdhe Ne Laparwaahi Se Kaha....Main Duniya Ka Bohath Bada Aadmi Hu....Saari Duniya Ka Baadshah Samajh Lo....!


Ek Beek Safdar Ne Khauffzadgi Ki Acting Shuru Kar Di....!


DDD....DDeee....Dekhiye....JJJ....JJaan....Janab....Bhala Main Kaise Jaan Sakhta Tha Ke Aap Kaun Hai....Shayad Maine Kuch Gushtakhiyan Bhi Ki Thi....!


Koobdhe Ne Khahekhaha Lagaya....Der Tak Hansta Raha....
Fir
Bola....Parwaah Mat Karo....Is Bedhange Jism Ke Andar Bada Shaandar Dil Hai....Main To Unhe Bhi Muaaf Kar Deta Hu Jo Sadkon Par Mujh Par Awaazein Kaste Hai....
Agar
Tumhe Muaaf Na Kar Diya Hota To Yahan Laata Hi Kyun....!


Main Behadh Shukr Guzaar Hu Janab Aala....Safdar Ghighiyaya....
Fir
Kisi Gheese Hue Khushaamdi Ki Tarah Daant Nikaal Diye....!

 

[syed arshad]

Koobdhe Ne Taali Bajayi....
Aur
Saara Hall Orchestra Ki Music Ki Tarah Goonj Utha....Darwaazon Ke Parde Hilne Lage....
Aur
Fir....Har Darwaaze Se Theerakti Hui Ladkiyon Ki Toliyan Hall Mein Daakhil Hoti Nazar Aane Lagi....!


Safdar Baukhla Kar Khada Ho Gaya....Yeh Bhi Badi Shaandar Acting Thi....
Varna
Hazaaron Theerakti Hui Ladkiyan Use Mutasar (Prabhavit) Na Kar Sakhti....Uski Baukhlahat Bilkul Aisi Hi Thi Jaise Koi....Baghdadi Hajaam (Barber) Alif-Laila Ki Mehfil Mein Aa Phansa Ho....!


Dekho....Dekho....Khareeb Se Jaa Kar Nunhe Bachche....Koobdhe Ne Khahekhaha Lagaya


Bakhaida Raqs (Dance) Shuru Ho Chuka Tha....Safdar Yun Hi Shaghal Ke Taur Par Ladkiyon Ka Shumaar Karne Laga....Kul 42 Ladkiyan Thi....Sabhi Ek Se Ek Badh Kar....Phurtili....
Aur
Zindagi Se Bharpur....!


Thodi Der Baad Koobdhe Ne Haathon Ko Gardish Thi....
Aur
Wo Sab Ek Khataar Mein Saamne Wale Darwaaze Se Nikal Gayi....!


Music Tham Gaya....Ab Koobdhe Ne Fir Taali Bajayi....
Aur
20 Khavi Haikal Nau-Jawaan Hall Mein Ghoos Aye....Unke Haathon Mein Chaar-Chaar Foot Lambi Lakdiyan Thi....!


Unhone Khadeem (Old) Funon (Kala) Sipaahgiri Ke Kamaalaat Dikhane Shuru Kar Diye....!


Safdar Sonch Raha Tha Ke Kaash X-2 In Halaath Se Bekhabar Na Ho....Kaash Kisi Ne Bandh Gaadi Ka Picha Kiya Ho....Jiss Mein Wo Yahan Tak Laya Gaya Tha....!


Khel Khatm Ho Gaya....
Aur
Wo Log Bhi Bahar Nikal Gaye....!


Safdar Sonch Raha Tha Ke Wo Un Logon Ki Asal Shaklein Nahi Ho Sakhti....Yaqeeni Taur Par Wo Make-Up Mein The....!


Kyun....Kya Khayal Hai....Koobdhe Ne Muskura Kar Pucha


Shaandar....Janab Aala....!


Bhook Lagi Hai....?


Hai To Kuch....Safdar Pet Tatolta Hua Bola


Aao....Wo Uthta Hua Bola....!


Continue............................................................................................................!

 

[Gmlove]

Bohat hi shandar update..


Imran rehman sahab aur apni family ko bohat sata raha hai..
Safdar ke sath kia hota hai...agley update ka intezar rahey ga

 

[Shyam Singh]

Shandaar update..

 

[syed arshad]

Bohat hi shandar update..


Imran rehman sahab aur apni family ko bohat sata raha hai..
Safdar ke sath kia hota hai...agley update ka intezar rahey ga

Gm Bhai
Imran Apni Family Ko Sata Raha Hai Lekin Isse Ek Baat Zaaher Hui Hai....Sab Ke Jazbaat Khul Kar Saamne Aa Rahe Hai Uski Is Halath Se...Rahman Sahab Aur Khususan Suraiya Jo Imran Se Seedhe Muh Baat Bhi Nahi Karti Thi Aaj Use Ek Pal Ke Liye Akela Nahi Chhod Rahi Uske Liye Aansoo Baha Rahi Hai

 

[syed arshad]

Shandaar update..

Shyam Bhai

 

[syed arshad]

Safdar Sonch Raha Tha Ke Kaash X-2 In Halaath Se Bekhabar Na Ho....Kaash Kisi Ne Bandh Gaadi Ka Picha Kiya Ho....Jiss Mein Wo Yahan Tak Laya Gaya Tha....!


Khel Khatm Ho Gaya....
Aur
Wo Log Bhi Bahar Nikal Gaye....!


Safdar Sonch Raha Tha Ke Wo Un Logon Ki Asal Shaklein Nahi Ho Sakhti....Yaqeeni Taur Par Wo Make-Up Mein The....!


Kyun....Kya Khayal Hai....Koobdhe Ne Muskura Kar Pucha


Shaandar....Janab Aala....!


Bhook Lagi Hai....?


Hai To Kuch....Safdar Pet Tatolta Hua Bola


Aao....Wo Uthta Hua Bola....!
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Raat 11 Baje The....Captain Fayaz Ki Gaadi Green Square Ke Saamne Ruki....Engine Bandh Kar Ke Wo Niche Utra....Yeh Ek 6 Manzila Imaarath Thi....
Lekin
Raat Ko 11 Baje Ke Baad Lift Bandh Ho Jati Thi....
Aur
Aane Walon Ko Seedhiyan Istemaal Karni Padhti Thi....Khwaah 6vi Hi Manzil Par Kyun Na Jana Ho....!


Fayaz Ne Lambi Saans Li....
Kyun Ke
Use 6vi Manzil Par Hi Jana Tha....Manzil Par Pahunch Kar Use Saans Lene Ke Liye Rukna Padha....Chandh Lamhe Khada Haanpta Raha....
Fir
Ek Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badha....Der Tak Ghanti Bajani Padhi....!


Tab Andar Se Khadmon Ki Awaaz Ayi....Darwaaze Ke Khareeb Koi Ruka....
Aur
Fir....Ek Bharrayi Hui Si Nisvani (Female) Awaaz Ayi....Kaun Hai....?


FFF....Fayaz....!


MMM....Magar....Andar Se Kuch Kahne Ki Koshish Ki....
Fir
Sannata Chaa Gaya....!


Darwaaza Kholo....Kitty....Main Captain Fayaz Hu....!


Is Waqt....Mmmm...Mein....Dekhiye....Captain....


Parwaah Mat Karo....Darwaaza Khol Do....
Agar
Andar Tumhara Koi Dost Bhi Maujood Hai....Tab Bhi Mujhe Koi Aiteraaz Na Hoga....!


Usne Sargoshiyan Suni....Yaqeeni Taur Par Andar Ek Zyada Aadmi Maujood The....!


Kya Tum Ne Suna Nahi....Fayaz Ne Is Baar Tahukmana Lahje Mein Kaha


Thik....Thaheriye....Nisvani Awaaz Ke Saath Hi Bolt Girne Ki Khatkatahat Bhi Sunayi Di....
Aur
Darwaaza Khul Gaya....!


Ek Ladki Jiss Ki Umar 20 Se 25 Ke Darmiyaan Rahi Hogi....Saamne Khadi Nazar Ayi....Uske Jism Par Sleeping-Suite Tha....!

 

[syed arshad]

Hello Kitty....Fayaz Ne Muskura Kar Sar Ko Jumbish Di....
Lekin
Iska Intezar Na Kar Sakha Ke Ladki Raasta Chhod Kar Hat Jati....Bas Andar Ghoosta Chala Gaya....!


Kitty Ka Muh Khauffzada Andaaz Mein Khula....
Aur
Bandh Ho Gaya....!


Fayaz Kamre Ke Bich Mein Ruk Kar Uski Taraf Mudha....!


Tum Bohath Pareshaan Nazar Aa Rahi Ho....Usne Kitty Se Kaha


Nahi To....!


Fayaz Ne Dusre Kamre Ke Bandh Darwaaze Ki Taraf Dekha....Chandh Lamhe Us Par Nazar Jamaye Rakha....
Fir
Pucha....Kaun Hai....?


WW....Wo....Wo....Koi Nahi....Kitty Haklayi


Fayaz Ne Muskura Kar Kaha....Jo Koi Bhi Ho....Ab Use Bahar Nikaal Do....Thodi Der Tum Se Guftgu Karna Chahta Hu....!


Kitty Ne Bebasi Se Bandh Darwaaze Ki Taraf Dekha....!


Haa....Usse Kaho Ke Wo Bahar Chala Jaye....Main Kuch Nahi Kahunga....Tum Darr Kyun Rahi Ho....Hahahaha....Kya Himaakhat Hai....Suno Dear....Na Tum Sheerin Ho Aur Na Main Farhaad....Bas Jee Bahe Laane Ke Liye Kabhi Mil Baithte Hai....Fayaz Ne Kaha....
Aur
Cigarette Case Se Ek Cigarette Nikaal Kar Honthon Mein Dabata Hua Bola....Matchs....!


Kitty Ne Mental Piece Se Lighter Nikaal Kar Uski Cigarette Sulgayi....
Aur
Fir....Bechain Andaaz Mein Bandh Darwaaze Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagi....!


Achanak Fayaz Ne Buland Awaaz Mein Kaha....Tum Jo Koi Bhi Ho Fauran Bahar Nikal Jao....Ek Police Officer Kitty Graham Se Kuch Puch-Gaach Karna Chahta Hai....
Fir
Usne Kitty Ki Taraf Dekha....!


Jo Be-Dili Se Muskurayi Thi....
Lekin
Achanak....Uska Chehra Pahle Se Bhi Zyada Khauffzada Nazar Aane Laga....!


Fayaz Darwaaze Ki Taraf Ghoore Jaa Raha Tha....Dusri Taraf Se Kisi Qism Ki Bhi Awaaz Na Sunayi Di....Aakhir Wo Jhalla Kar Utha....
Aur
Darwaaze Ko Zor Se Thokar Maari Ke Pura Kamra Jhunjhuna Utha....Dono Patt Khul Gaye....
Lekin
Kamre Mein To Koi Bhi Nahi Tha....
Fir
Usne Pura Flat Chaan Maara....!


Kaun Tha....Kahan Gaya....? Fayaz Kitty Ko Ghoorta Hua Ghussele Lahje Mein Bola


Mere Khuda....Main Kya Karu....Kitty Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Boli....
Aur
Aankhein Bandh Kar Ke Apni Kanpattiyan Sahelane Lagi....!

 

[syed arshad]

Kyun....? Fayaz Ghurraya


Khuda Jane Ab Kya Ho....Kitty Ne Seeski Li


Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahi Ho....?


Kuch Nahi....Kuch Nahi....Aap Kya Puchna Chahte The....Main Bilkul Yahi Samjhungi Ke Mere Haathon Hathkhadiyan Hai....
Aur
Main Ek Police Officer Se Jawaabdehi Kar Rahi Hu....Uski Awaaz Bharra Gayi....
Aur
Mote-Mote Khatre Uske Gaalon Par Dhulak Aye....!


Dekho Kitty....Fayaz Narm Lahje Mein Bola....Isme Shak Nahi Hai Ke Hum Dono Dost Hai....
Lekin
Main Apne Farz Ko Dosti Se Zyada Ahem (Important) Samajhta Hu....Waise Yeh Koi Ahem Baat Nahi Jisse Tumhe Pareshaan Hona Padhe....Maartha Hi Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kuch Dariyaft Talab Baatein Yaad Aa Gayi Hai....!


Mmm....MMmmaa....Maartha....Maartha....Khuda Usse Samjhe....Mere Liye Musibath Ban Gayi Hai....!


Aakhir Tum Ro Kyun Rahi Ho....?


Aap Ko Jo Puchna Hai Jaldi Puchiye....Meri Tabiyath Thik Nahi Hai....!


Mrs Phatakiya Ka Naam Suna Hai....Wo Jo Head Nurse Hai....!


Main Nahi Jaanti....!


Acha....To Dekho....Fayaz Ne Lambi Saans Li....
Aur
Kuch Sonchne Laga....
Fir
Bola....Tum Use Jaanti Ho....Achi Tarah Jaanti Ho....
Agar
Koi Uske Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Puch-Gaach Kare To Yahi Batana Ke Maartha Uski Permanent Grahak Thi....Head Nurse Hai....Kahe Dena Shayad Kisi Hospital Mein Mulaazim Bhi Hai....Hospital Ka Pucha Jaye To Kahe Dena Maalum Nahi....Khud Zaati Taur Par Usse Waaqif Nahi Ho....Maartha Hi Ne Ek Baar Tazkara Kiya Tha....!


Main Maartha Ko Bhool Jana Chahti Hu....Main Uske Mutaleekh Koi Guftgu Nahi Kar Sakhti....Hargiz Kisi Ko Yeh Nahi Bataungi Ke Maartha Ko Jaanti Bhi Thi....Main Phaansi Ke Takht Par Bhi Isse Inkaar Kar Dungi Ke Tum Mujh Se Uski Tasveer Le Gaye The....!


Kya Bak Rahi Ho....Fayaz Ne Aankhein Nikaali


Jail Mein Sadhe Rehna Gawaara Hai....
Lekin
Sadak Par Edhiyan Ragadh Kar Marna Mere Bas Se Bahar Hai....!


Oohh....Kya Matlab....?


Kuch Nahi....Bas Jao....Is Waqt Main Bhi Bhula Dungi Ke Tum Mere Gahre Dost Ho....Hum Ne Saikdhon Khushgawaar Shaamein Saath Guzaari Hai....
Agar
Chaho To Saza Bhi De Sakhte Ho Mujhe....Subaah Ya Isi Waqt Kisi Ko Bhej Dena....Hathkhadiyan Laga Kar Le Jayega....!


Kya Tum Nashe Mein Ho Darling....Fayaz Bebasi Se Muskuraya


Maartha Ke Masle Par Paagal Bhi Hu....Kisi Baat Ka Jawaab Nahi Dungi....!