Thriller Humbug The Great

[syed arshad]

Wo Ghoonda Bhi Uska Huliya Dekh Kar Hans Padha....
Fir
Haath Hila Kar Bola....Baith Oye....Khanzeer Ke Tukham....!


Nahi....Aao....Humbug Ne Shahana (Bhavye) Andaaz Mein Haath Ko Jumbeesh Di


Counter Par Baithe Hue Aadmi Ne Ghoonde Ko Dusri Taraf Jane Ka Ishaara Kiya....
Aur
Wo Hansta Hua Ek Darwaaze Mein Daakhil Ho Gaya....!


Koobdha Ab Counter Wale Ko Ghoorne Laga....
Achanak
Usne Buland Awaaz Mein Kehna Shuru Kiya....Mere Ghulaamo....Mujhe Pehchaanna Seekho....Mere Qahar Se Darro....Tum Nahi Jaante Main Kaun Hu....Saari Duniya Ka Shahenshah....Humbug The Great....Sikander-O-Akbar Aaj Hote To Mere Khadmon Mein Sar Jhuka Dete....Mujhe Pehchaano....Mujhe Pehchaano....
Varna
Yeh Zameen Kisi Din Jahannum Kahe Layegi....!


Paagal Hai....Paagal Hai....Jaane Na Paye....Chaaron Taraf Se Awaazein Buland Hui....
Aur
Der Tak Khahekhahe Gunjte Rahe....
Lekin
Wo Isi Andaaz Mein Khada Haqaarat Se Dusron Ko Dekhta Raha....Jaise Wo Uske Liye Zindabad Ke Naare Laga Rahe Ho....
Aur
Wo Khud Intezar Mein Ho Ke Naaron Ka Shor Kam Ho To Taqreer Shuru Kare....!

 

[syed arshad]

Achanak Kisi Ne Uske Chahre Par Koi Siyaal (Liquid) Cheez Phenk Maari....
Aur
Wo Baukhla Kar Piche Hata To Kursi Paye Se Ulajh Kar Ladhkhadata Hua Dher Ho Gaya....!


Tum Sab Andhe Ho....Wo Farsh Se Uthne Ki Koshish Karta Hua Dahaada....Bhugtoge....Sadkon Par Bilbilate Phiroge....Jaye Panaah Na Milegi....Edhiyan Ragadh Kar Maroge....!


Maaro....Maaro....Manhoos Ho....Kayi Awaazein Ayi....
Aur
Kuch Log Uthe Bhi Apni Jagaahon Se....!


Itne Mein Safdar Koobdhe Ke Paas Pahunch Chuka Tha....Usne Use Sahaara De Kar Uthaya....!


Tadaak....Koobdhe Ke Sar Par Ek Haath Padha....
Aur
Wo Uchal Kar Chaaron Taraf Dekhne Laga....!


Logon Ne Unhe Gher Liya Tha....Taqreeban 8-10 Aadmi Rahe Honge....
Lehaaza
Andaaza Karna Dushwaar Tha Ke Is Baar Kiss Ne Haath Raseed Kiya Hoga....!


Fir Safdar Use Sharaab Qaane Se Le Hi Nikla....
Varna
Shayad Uske Haath-Pair Salaamat Na Rahte....Khareeb Hi Ek Public Park Tha....Wo Use Wahan Le Aya....!


Main Sach Kehta Hu....Humbug Badhbadhata Raha....Wo Kenchvon Se Bhi Zyada Haqeer (Tooch) Hai....Zaroor Bhugtenge....Ma-Badaulat Ki Tauheen Badi Mahengi Padhegi....!


Fir Chaunk Kar Safdar Ko Ghoorne Laga....Yahan Itni Roshni Thi Ke Wo Ek-Dusre Ko Baqoobi Dekh Sakhte The....!

 

[syed arshad]

Duniya Jo Mulk Chaho Maang Lo....Humbug Ne Kaha....Bila Gharz Baqsh Dunga....!


Tum Mujhe Sirf Driving Licence Dilwa Do....Safdar Ne Muskura Kar Kaha....Hairath Hai Ke Humbug The Great Ne Abhi Tak Mujhe Nahi Pehchaana....!


Aahaa....Tum Shayad Pichle Saal Mangolia Mein The....Humbug Ne Jaldi Se Kaha


Yeh Pichli Raat Ki Baat Hai....Thandi Daldal Mujhe Kabhi Na Bhoolegi....!


Aahaa....To Tum Wo Ho....Humbug Ne Hairaan Andaaz Mein Palkein Jhapkayi....Tum Wo Nahi Ho Sakhte....!


Main Make-Up Tha....!


Haaain....Make-Up....
Magar
Wo Kyun....?


Isi Tarah Sheekar Khelta Hu....!


Akele Hi Ho....Humbug Ne Pucha
Aur
Safdar Ne Soncha Khoob Mauqa Haath Aya Hai....Is Tarah Wo Shayad Use Aitemaad (Bharose) Mein Le Sakhe....!


Registan Ke Babool Ki Tarah....Safdar Ne Jawaab Diya....Mujhe Yaad Nahi Aata Ke Kabhi Meri Tanhai Rafa Hui Ho....!


Tab To Tum Bhi Meri Hi Tarah La-Jawaab Ho....Maa-Baap Bhi The Kabhi Tumhare....!


Maa-Baap Kyun Na Hote....Safdar Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha


Aye....Apna Lehja Thik Karo....Humbug Tahukmana Andaaz Mein Bola....Tumhe Fir Mujh Par Ghussa Aa Raha Hai....!


Ooohhh....Hahahahaha....Safdar Hans Padha....Main Muaafi Chahta Hu....Jahanpanah....!

 

[syed arshad]

Thik Hai....Humbug Karaaha....Zara Haule-Haule....Meri Kamar Dabao....Kisi Din Yeh Kambakht Mujhe Maar Hi Daalegi....
Aur
Fir....Royegi....Sar Peetegi....
Lekin
Fir....Main Unhe Nahi Milunga....!


Durust Farmaya....Aali Jaah....!


Humbug Thandi Ghaans Par Aundha Let Gaya....
Aur
Safdar Uski Kamar Dabane Laga....!


Ghaans To Barf Ho Rahi Hogi....Jahanpanah....!


Nahi....Main Ek Ba-Iqbal Aadmi Hu....Yeh Ghaans Pashmeene Ki Tarah Garm Hai....!


To Ab Mere Liye Kya Hukm Hota Hai Aali Jaah....!


Thokarein Khate Phiro....Tapaye Baghair Sone Par Nikhaar Nahi Aata....!


Ooohhh....Aap Bhi Ghaliban Nikharte Hi Phir Rahe Hai....!


Main Aisa Sona Hu....Jise Log Meetti Samajhte Hai....Bas Karo....Ab Main Uthunga....!


Safdar Alag Hat Gaya....!


Humbug Ne Cigarette Sulgayi....
Aur
Halke-Halke Kash Lene Laga....
Fir
Bola....Is Shaher Mein Aye Hue Zyada Din Nahi Guzre....
Lekin
Mujhe Aisa Mehsoos Hota Hai Jaise Saari Zindagi Yahin Guzaari Ho....!


Pahle Aap Kahan The....?


Isi Zameen Par....Humbug Uthta Hua Bola....Utho....Thahelenge....!


Safdar Bhi Uth Gaya....!


Humbug Ka Chehra Bilkul Sapaat Nazar Aa Raha Tha....Har Jazbaat Se Aari....Wo Thahelte Hue Park Ke Ek Aise Kone Ki Taraf Aa Nikle....Jo Andhera Tha....!


Main Tumhe Apna Vazeer-E-Azam Banaunga....Humbug Ne Kaha....Thahero....Wo Dekho....Aasmaan Par Saamne Sabse Zyada Chamakne Wale Sitaare Ke Khareeb....!


Safdar Thaher Gaya....Humbug Ka Haath Shumaal (North) Ki Taraf Utha Hua Tha....Safdar Ne Nazar Uthayi....Kahan....? Usne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Pucha....!


Jawaab Tha....Chapaak....Arghe Gharsh....Safdar Thande Paani Mein Ghota Kha Gaya....
Fir
Ubhra....
Aur
Halaq Phaadh-Phaadh Kar Humbug Ko Gaaliyan Dene Laga....!


Ab Use Yaad Aya Ke Park Ke Is Hisse Mein Ek Bada Hose Bhi Tha....!


Dekho....Dekho....Humbug Ki Awaaz Ayi....Tumhe Fir Ghussa Aa Gaya....Mujh Par.....!


Thaher To....Teri Aisi Ki Taisi....Safdar Paani Par Haath Maarta Hua Andhere Ki Kinaare Ki Taraf Jhapta....
Lekin
Is Baar Humbug Ki Awaaz Na Sunayi Di....!


Badkhat Tamaam Wo Upar Pahuncha....Sardi Se Daant Bajne Lage The....Humbug Ka Dur-Dur Tak Pata Nahi Tha....!



Continue............................................................................................................!

 

[aman rathore]

Superb, amazing update hai arshad bhai,

 

[Shyam Singh]

Awesome update..

 

[Bittu]

Gm Bhai
Imran Apni Family Ko Sata Raha Hai Lekin Isse Ek Baat Zaaher Hui Hai....Sab Ke Jazbaat Khul Kar Saamne Aa Rahe Hai Uski Is Halath Se...Rahman Sahab Aur Khususan Suraiya Jo Imran Se Seedhe Muh Baat Bhi Nahi Karti Thi Aaj Use Ek Pal Ke Liye Akela Nahi Chhod Rahi Uske Liye Aansoo Baha Rahi Hai

Ye to hai bhai, family cheej hi aisi hai.

 

[Gmlove]

Zabardast update bhai


Imran ki story waisey hi chal rahi hai..
Kuch pata nahi chal raha wo karna kia chah raha hai...

Safdar ko phr humbug chakma de gaya hai..

Ab dekhtey hain aage kia hota hai

 

[syed arshad]

Superb, amazing update hai arshad bhai,

Aman Bhai

 

[syed arshad]

Awesome update..

Shyam Bhai