Thriller Humbug The Great

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Great update bhai...


Padh ti pehley lia tha per pichley 2 din website open nahi ho thi iss liye comment nahi kar paya..

Humbug imran ke saamney khul kar aa gaya hai ab dekhtey hain kia hota hai

Gm Bhai
Shayad Site Update Ho Rahi Thi Isi Wajah Se Maine Bhi Kal Update Post Nahi Kiya

 

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Waiting dear

Nk Bhai

 

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Ghabrao Nahi....Us Hospital Se Dur Le Jaunga Jahan Se Tum Nikal Bhaage Ho....!


Goodh (Jaggery) Ki Jalebiyan....Imran Ne Thandi Saans Li


Bohath Milengi....Ab Utho Bhi....!


Baraamde Niche Fazlu Aur Uske Saathi Fir Nazar Aye....Koobdhe Ne Fazlu Ko Awaaz Di....!


Sarkaar....Haazir Hu....Fazlu Khareeb Aa Kar Gidhgidhaya


Darvesh Ko Mahel Tak Pahunchana Hai....!


Goodh Ki Jalebiyan....Imran Kisi Nasamajh Bachche Ki Tarah Muh Chalane Laga....
Fir
Tezi Se Uthta Hua Bola....Chalo....Jaldi Karo....
Varna
Studio Se Call Aa Jayegi....!


Fazlu Baukhla Kar Piche Hatt Gaya....
Lekin
Imran Ab Use Isi Tarah Dekh Raha Tha Jaise Wo Uske Liye Ajnabi Ho....!


Aur Piche Hato Kambakhton....Humbug Ghurraya....Jhuko....Tazeem (Sammaan) Do....Darveshon Ko....Main Tum Logon Ki Harkatein Dekh Raha Hu....Abay-O-Fazlu....Khuda Ne Chaha To Teri Dusri Aankh Bhi Jati Rahegi....!


Main Ghalath Samjha Tha Sarkaar....Fazlu Haath Jodh Kar Gidhgidhaya....Main Darvesh Ke Bhi Paaun Padhta Hu....Wo Sach-Mooch Imran Ke Khadmon Par Aa Raha....!
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Rushy Ki Pareshaani Badhti Jaa Rahi Thi....
Lekin
Usme Itni Himmat Nahi Thi Ke Imran Tak Pahunch Sakhti....Sab Kuch Uski Aankhon Ke Saamne Hua Tha....!

Imran Par Khaasi Maar Padhi Thi....
Aur
Usne Bohathare Aadmiyon Ko Kaata Jhinjhoda Tha....!

Humbug Aur Lady Humbug Dur Khade Khahekhahe Laga Rahe The....
Fir
Doctors Ki Ek Fauj Kamre Mein Daakhil Hui....Imran Ka Check-Up Shuru Hua....Kayi Tarah Ke Alaat (Instruments) Istemaal Kiye Gaye....Uske Baad Doctors Ki Rai Bhi Maalum Ho Gayi....
Yani
Imran Sau Feesad (100%) Paagal Tha....Banavat Ki Gunjaish Hi Nahi Thi....!

Humbug Mutmayeen (Santusht) Nazar Aane Laga....!

Fir Usi Raat Rushy Ko Safdar Bhi Wahin Nazar Aya....Lady Humbug Ki Guzareesh Par Usne Apna Make-Up Bhi Khatm Kar Diya Tha....Usi Make-Up Ke Silsile Mein Rushy Ne Un Dono Ki Guftgu Bhi Suni....!

Tum Make-Up Mein Kyun Rahte Ho....Rani Ne Pucha

Make-Up Mein Na Rahu To Honorable Humbug Bhi Dushwariyon Mein Padh Jayenge....
Kyun Ke
Main Koi Nek Naam Aadmi Nahi Hu....!

Humbug Jaante Hai Ke Tum Ache Aadmi Nahi Ho....?

Khattai Jaante Hai Your Highness....!

Kaash Mujhe Maalum Ho Sakhta Ke Mera Humbug Kiss Qism Ka Aadmi Hai....Wo Aaj Tak Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Sakha....Rani Ka Lehja Dardnaak Tha

Fir Dusri Subah Rushy Ne Dekha Ke Humbug Apne Haathon Se Imran Ka Shave Bana Raha Hai....Apni Hi Nigrani Mein Usne Use Ghusl (Bath) Dilwaya Tha....
Fir
Teen Ghante Ke Andar-Andar Mahel Ke Darziyon (Tailors) Ne Uske Liye Libaas Tayyaar Kiye....!

Ek Baar Fir Imran Aadmiyat Ke Jaame Mein Nazar Aya....
Lekin
Hosh Ki Baatein Kahan....Wo Fir Film-Director Ke Se Andaaz Mein Guftgu Kar Raha Tha....!

 

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Rani Sajeed Nagar Ne Dopahar Ko Rushy Ko Apni Khwaabgah (Bedroom) Mein Talab Kiya....!

Tum Dar-Ul-Hukumat (Rajdhani) Mein Hi Rahti Ho Na....?

Yes Your Highness....!

Intelligence-Bureau Ke Director Rahman Sahab Ko Jaanti Ho....!

Bhala Main Kya Janungi....Itne Bade Aadmi Ko....!

Yeh Paagal Unhi Ka Ladka Hai....!

Acha....Rushy Ne Hairaan Andaaz Mein Aankhein Phaadhi

Haa....Lekin....Humbug Ne Acha Nahi Kiya....Use Khwaamkhaa Peetwa Daala....Hum Kahte Hai....Use Aakhir Yahan Laane Ki Zaroorat Hi Kya Thi....!

Rushy Kuch Na Boli....!

Rani Ne Kuch Der Baad Kaha....Kya Tum Use Uske Ghar Tak Pahuncha Dogi....Khud Hi Le Jana Chahta Hai....
Lekin
Hum Ise Pasand Nahi Karte....!

Mmmm....Mmma....Mmmaag....Magar....Your Highness....Rushy Haklayi

Kyun....?

Mujhe Paagalon Se Khauff Maalum Hota Hai Your Highness....!

Nahi....Wo Khatarnaak Aadmi Nahi Maalum Hota....!

Aap Ka Hukm Sar Aankhon Par....
Lekin
Aap Mujhe Zinda Na Payengi....Rushy Ki Awaaz Khauff Se Kaanp Rahi Thi....Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Heart-Fail Hi To Jayega....!

Fir Baat Tal Hi Gayi....
Kyun Ke
Rani Ko Kisi Zaroorat Ki Bina Par Khwaabgah Se Nikalna Hi Padha....!

 

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Fir Shaam Ko Humbug Aur Lady Humbug Ki Guftgu Sunne Ka Ittefaaq Hua....Wo Ek Almaari Ki Piche Chup Gayi Thi....
Varna
Takhliya Mein Kisi Ka Guzar Kahan....!

Humbug Kahe Raha Tha....Yeh Bada Khatarnaak Aadmi Hai....Ab Mujhe Iski Puri History Maalum Hui Hai....Isne Bohath Bade-Bade Kaarnaame Anjaam Diye Hai....
Lekin
Iske Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Pahle Hi Se Logon Ka Khayal Tha Ke Ek Na Ek Din Paagal Zaroor Ho Jayega....Sehathmandi Ke Zamaane Mein Bhi Crack Hi Samjha Jata Tha....!

Magar....Tum Khud Use Wahan Le Jane Par Kyun Tule Ho....Main Ise Pasand Nahi Karti Darling Ke Tum Logon Ki Khush-Aamdeed Karte Phiron....Tum Sajeed Nagar Ke Raja Ho Dearest....!

Main Director-General Par Ehsaan Jatana Chahta Hu....
Kyun Ke
Ek Baar Usne Mere Saath Bohath Bura Bartav Kiya Tha....!

Daftan Kamre Mein Ghanti Ki Awaaz Gunji....
Ghaliban
Phone Ki Ghanti Thi....!

Rushy Ne Humbug Ki Awaaz Suni....Hello....Kaun....Oh....Kya Kaha....Kya Baat Hai....Acha....Thahero....Unse Kaho Ke Intezar Kare....!

Fir Shayad Usne Rani Se Kaha Tha....Darling....Wo Khud Hi Yahan Aa Pahuncha....Shayad Use Ab iLm Hua Hai Ke Main Tumhara Shohar Hu....Waah....!

Kaun....?

D.G....Rahman....!

Arey....Wo Yahan Kaise Pahuncha....!

Tum Se Milna Chahta Hai....Mulaakhaat Ke Kamre Mein Muntazeer (Waiting) Hai....!

Aao....Wo Mujh Se Kya Puchega....Main Kahti Hu Tum Ne Bohath Bura Kiya....Aakhir Us Paagal Ko Yahan Kyun Laye The....!

 

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Paagal Ki Baat Na Hogi Darling....Koobdhe Ne Kaha....Wo Dusra Qissa Hai....Tum Jaanti Ho Na Ke Main Ikhtelaaj-Khalb (Blood-Pressure) Ka Mareez Hu....Jab Mujh Par Us Manhoos Marz Ke Daure Padhte Hai To Main Tanhai Talaash Karne Lagta Hu....Shaher Mein Kayi Chote-Chote Makaanaat Kiraye Par Le Rakhe Hai....Wahi Ikhtelaaj Ka Dauraan Tanha Guzaarta Hu....Ek Raat Ek Aadmi Mere Makaan Mein Zabardasti Ghoos Aya....Bada Khatarnaak Aadmi Tha....Surat Dekho To Dahel Jao....Uska Chehra Do Hisson Mein Taqseem (Divide) Nazar Aata Hai....Usne Mujhe Ek Pillar Se Baandh Diya....
Fir
Do Safed Faam Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Nazar Aye....Unhone Kisi Qism Ki Ek Machine Nikaali....
Aur
Us Par Kuch Bakwaas Karte Rahe....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Transmeter Tha....Wo Usi Tarah Lagataar Kayi Raatein Wahan Aye....
Fir
Ek Din Dekhta Kya Hu Ke Mr Rahman Bhi Bandhe Chale Aa Rahe Hai....Main Nahi Kahe Sakhta Ke Aisa Kyun Hua Tha....Un Logon Ne Mr Rahman Ki Khaasi Maramat Ki Thi....
Aur
Mujhe Bhi Maara Peeta Tha....Meri To Wo Durgath Bani Thi Ke Kya Batau....Behosh Ho Gaya Tha....Dobara Aankh Khuli To Chath Se Ulta Latka Hua Tha....Mr Rahman Ke Aadmi Mujh Par Koodhe Barsa Rahe The....!

Bas Karo....Bas Karo....Rani Haanpti Hui Boli....Ghusse Se Uska Chehra Soorq (Red) Ho Gaya Tha....!

Fir Mujhe Maalum Hua Ke Mujhe Pareshaan Karne Wale Ghair Mulki Jasoos The....
Aur
Mujhe Par Bhi Shak Kiya Jaa Raha Hai....Ke Main Bhi Unhi Mein Se Hu....Aisi Peetayi Hui Thi Meri....

Khamosh Raho....Rani Cheekhi....Yeh Rahman Yahan Se Zinda Nahi Jaa Sakhta....!

Hargiz Nahi....Aisa Nahi Ho Sakhta....Kabhi Nahi....!

Tum Buzdil Ho....!

Parwaah Nahi....Meri 7 Pushton Mein Kabhi Koi Sher Dil Nahi Paida Hua....Rahman Ko Entertain Karo....Na Sirf Entertain Karo....
Balke
Uske Ladke Ko Bhi Yahin Uske Hawaale Kar Do....
Albatta
Wo Mere Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Koi Ulti-Seedhi Baat Kare To Zaroor Garm Ho Jana....
Magar
Is Hadh Tak Bhi Nahi Ke Wo Apni Tauheen Samjhe....!

Main To Thappad Maar Dungi....!

Nahi....Meri Jaan....Yeh Angrezon Ka Zamaana Nahi....Tumhe Hukumat Ke Ek Maamuli Constable Se Dabna Padhega....!

Tum Bhi Chalo Mere Saath....!

Ahmaq Na Ho....Darling....Mujhe Dekh Kar Wo Chuppi Saad Lega....Meri Ghair Maujoodgi Mein Khulega....
Aur
Tum Andaaza Kar Sakhoge Ke Wo Mere Baare Mein Kya Khayalaat Rakhta Hai....Samjhi....!

Achi Baat Hai....Main Jaa Rahi Hu....!

 

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Rahman Sahab Apne Do Musalah Bodyguards Samet Rani Sajeed Nagar Ke Mahemaan-Qaane Mein Rani Ki Aamad Ke Muntazeer (Waiting) The....!

Daftan Ek Ba-Vardidar Aadmi Ne Kamre Mein Khade Ho Kar Haank Lagayi....Hoshiyaar....Rani Sahiba Mahel Sire Se Rawana Ho Chuki Hai....!

Rahman Sahab Ke Bodyguards Ne Bura Sa Muh Banaya....
Aur
Fir....Kuch Der Baad Lady Humbug Kamre Mein Daakhil Hui....!

Rahman Sahab Ke Bodyguards Ne Fauji Andaaz Mein Salaami Di....
Aur
Rahman Sahab Sofe Se Uth Gaye....!

Tashreef Rakhiye....Behadh Narm Lahje Mein Kaha Gaya....Kya Aap Ko Sahabzaade Ki Baazyaabi (Recovery) Ki Ittela Mil Chuki Hai....!

Main Nahi Samjha....Your Highness....!

Oohh....To Fir Aap Tashreef Kyun Laye Hai....!

Bas Yun Hi....Mulaakhaat Ko Jee Chaha Tha....
Magar
Ladke Ke Mutaleekh Aap Ne Kya Farmaya Tha....!

Aap Ke Sahabzaade Humare Paas Hai....Rani Muskurayi....Hum Ne Akhbaraat Mein Tasveerein Dekhi Thi....
Aur
Hume Behadh Afsos Hua Tha....Aisa Jawaan Aur Yun Barbaad Ho Jaye....Hume Aap Se Puri Humdardi Hai....!

Main Shukr Guzaar Hu Your Highness....!

Sahabzaade Bhi Aa Hi Rahe Honge....Aap Ki Aamad Ki Ittela Milte Hi Hum Ne Hukm Jaari Kiya Tha Ke Sahabzaade Ko Mahemaan-Qaane Mein Pahuncha Diya Jaye....!

Kiss Zubaan Mein Shukriya Aada Karu Your Highness....!

 

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Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Imran Kamre Mein Daakhil Hua....
Lekin
Rahman Sahab Par Nazar Padhte Hi Cheekh Maari....Dono Haathon Se Muh Chupa Liya....
Aur
Deewar Se Teek Kar Kaanpne Laga....!
Rahman Sahab Sar Jhukaye Khamosh Baithe Rahe....!
Rani Uth Kar Imran Ki Taraf Badhi....
Aur
Narm Lahje Mein Usse Puchne Lagi Ke Wo Itna Khauff Kyun Hai....!
Ssss....Sarkaar....Bacha....Li Jiye....Khuda Ke Liye....Mujhe....Is Zaalim Doctor Se Bacha Li Jiye....Main Ab Iske Hospital Mein Wapas Nahi Jana Chahta....Mujh Par Rahem Ki Jiye....Yahin Rok Li Jiye....
Varna
Mujhe Khudkashi Karni Padhegi....!
Acha....Tum Khamoshi Se Baith Jao....Rani Ne Uska Shaana Thapakte Hue Kaha
Imran Baith To Gaya....
Lekin
Wo Ab Bhi Dono Haathon Se Apna Muh Chupaye Hue Tha....!
Yeh Apni Yaadaasht Kho Baitha Hai Your Highness....Rahman Sahab Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha....Ghar Ko Hospital Samajhta Hai....Aur....Mujhe Doctor....!
Fir Wahi Fareb Ki Baatein....Imran Dono Haath Jhatak Kar Cheekha....Main Aise Hospital Mein Nahi Rehna Chahta Jahan Mujh Par Maar Padhti Ho....Mere Pairon Mein Zanjeerein Daali Jati Ho....!
Rahman Sahab Uski Taraf Dhyaan Diye Baghair Bole....Main Duniya Ka Badh-Naseeb Tareen Aadmi Hu....Ise Filhaal Yahan Se Hata Di Jiye Your Highness....!
Rani Ke Hukm Par Do Ba-Vardi Mulaazim Imran Ko Wahan Se Le Gaye....!

 

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Rani Ab Bhi Sawaaliya Andaaz Mein Rahman Sahab Ko Dekhe Jaa Rahi Thi....!

Hoshmandi Ke Zamaane Mein Yeh Mere Liye Aur Zyada Takleefdeh Tha....Ghar Mein Kabhi Iske Khadam Nahi Jame....Kabhi Koi Dhang Ka Kaam Nahi Kiya....Baaz Police Officers Apne Faide Ke Liye Ise Humesha Mujh Se Dur Rakhne Ki Koshish Karte Hai....Balaa Ka Tez Aur Zaheen (Buddhimaan) Tha....Bohath Bade-Bade Cases Mein Usne Dar-Ul-Hukumat (Rajdhani) Ki Police Ka Haath Bataya Tha....Na Jane Kitne Hi Isi Ki Badaulath Kahin Ke Kahin Pahunch Gaye....Pahli Baar Jab Maine Iske Paagal Ho Jane Ki Khabar Suni To Yahi Samjha Ke Isne Kisi Qism Ka Makar Phailaya Hai....
Lekin
Fir....Jab Bohath Bade-Bade Doctors Ne Iske Marz Ki Tasdeeq (Pushti) Kar Di To Main Ise Ghar Le Gaya Tha....Qissa Darasal Yeh Hai Ke Uske Sar Par Gehri Chont Ayi Thi....Yeh Behosh Ho Gaya Tha....
Lekin
Hosh Mein Aane Par Hoshmandi Ki Baatein Nahi Ki Thi....!

Humare Doctors Ki Bhi Yahi Rai Hai Ke Shadeed Tareen Nervous Disorders Ki Wajah Se Tavazoon (Santulan) Barqaraar Na Raha....Kyun....Kya Burai Hai Isme Agar Yeh Kuch Arse Humare Saath Rahe....!

Zara Navazi Hai Your Highness....Bhala Mujhe Kya Aiteraaz Ho Sakhta Hai....!

Shukriya....Rani Muskurayi

Ijazath Ho To Asal Maamle Ki Taraf Aau....!

Zaroor....Zaroor....Hum Der Se Muntazeer Hai....!

Rahman Sahab Ne Jeb Se Koobdhe Ki Tasveer Nikaali....
Aur
Bole....Kya Your Highness Is Aadmi Ko Pehchaanti Hai....?

Kyun....Rani Ne Hairaan Andaaz Mein Palkein Jhapayi....Kyun Nahi....Yeh Mere Shohar (Pati) Hai....!

Khuda Ki Panaah....Rahman Sahab Bechain Andaaz Mein Haath Malne Lage

Aakhir....Baat Kya Hai....?

Main Nahi Samajh Sakhta Ke Aakhar Wo Is Qism Ki Zindagi Kyun Basar Kar Rahe Hai....!

Aap Kya Kahe Rahe Hai....!

Dar-Ul_Hukumat (Rajdhani) Mein Yeh Hazrat Humbug The Great Ke Naam Se Mashoor Hai....Sadkon Par Bachche Unke Piche Taaliyan Bajate Phirte Hai....!

To Kya Yeh Jurm Hai Mr Rahman....!

Nahi....Jurm To Nahi....Rahman Sahab Use Tatolne Wali Nazron Se Dekhte Hue Bole....
Lekin
Yeh To Sonchiye Your Highness....Kya Yeh Aap Ke Shohar Shaayan-Shaan Hai....?

Ab Unki Marz Ka Kya Kaha Jaye....!

Fir Ek Mauqe Par Chandh Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Jasooson Ke Saath Pakdhe Gaye The....Baaz Officers Ne Unhe Pehchaana....
Lekin
Mujhe Yaqeen Na Aa Sakha Ke Un Hazrat Ka Aap Se Bhi Kisi Qism Ka Taalooq Hoga....!

Hum Aap Ke Behadh Mashkoor (Thankful) Hone D.G Sahab....
Agar
Aap Unke Khilaaf Kisi Qism Ka Saboot Muhaiya Kar Sakhe....!

Dekhiye Your Highness....Main Isliye Nahi Aya Ke Aap Ko Dhamkiyon Se Maroob (Prabhavit) Karne Ki Koshish Karu....Maqsad Sirf Yeh Hai Ke Aap Unhe Qaabu Mein Rakhiye....
Varna
Aap Ki State Badnaam Ho Jayegi....!

Shukriya Mr Rahman....
Lekin
Aap Mujhe Mazeed (More) Tashveesh (Chinta) Mein Mubtela Kar Rahe Hai....Kya Aap Sabeet Kar Sakhenge Ke Unka Taalooq Ghair Mulki Jasooson Se Hai....!

Jee Nahi....Khattai Nahi....Mere Farishte Bhi Sabeet Nahi Kar Sakhenge....!

Fir Aap Ne Iska Hawaala Diya Hi Kyun....!

Kya Main Aap Ko Haqeeqat Se Aagha Na Karta....!

Hume Behadh Sadmaa Pahuncha Hai Mr Rahman....Hum Sun Chuke Hai Ke Aap Log Kiss Buri Tarah Pesh Aye The....!

Kaash....Mujhe Pahle Se iLm Hota Ke Wo Hazrat Kaun Hai....!

Acha....To Suniye....Hum Unhe Unki Masroofiyat Se Baaz Nahi Rakh Sakhte....
Lekin
Yeh Zaroor Kahenge Ke Wo Sirf Kisi Qism Ka Khabt Hai....Wo Dusron Ko Achanak Hairaan Kar Dene Ke Shaukheen Hai....!

Yahi Baat Hogi Your Highness....Takleefdehi Ki Muaafi Chahta Hu....Ab Ijazath Di Jiye....!

Namumkeen Mr Rahman....Do-Chaar Din To Hume Mezbaani Ka Mauqa Di Jiye....!

Zara Navazi Ka Shukriya Your Highness....Fir Kabhi Yeh Saadath Haasil Karunga....Aaj-Kal Ek Din Ke Liye Bhi Office Chhodna Muhaal Hai....!

Khair....Aap Ki Marzi....Sahabzaade To Kuch Din Humare Saath Rahenge....!

Izzat Afzayi Ka Shukriya....!

 

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Humbug The Great Pehli Baar Khane Ki Mez Par Dekha Gaya....
Varna
Wo Khana Humesha Hi Tanha Khata Tha....Apni Khwaabgah (Bedroom) Mein....Ya Kabhi-Kabhi Rani Bhi Uske Saath Hoti Thi....
Lekin
Serve Karne Ke Liye Koi Mulaazim Kabhi Na Hota....Rani Maamuli Aurat Ki Tarah Khana Mez Par Lagati....!

Lekin....Aaj Wo Mahel Ke Dinning-Hall Mein Khana Kha Rahe The....Mulaazimon Ne Pehli Baar Koobdhe Ko Khana Khate Dekha....!

Imran Bhi Mez Par Maujood Tha....Rani Bade Mukhleesana (Sincerely) Andaaz Mein Use Dishes Pesh Kar Rahi Thi....!

Mez Par Safdar Bhi Tha....
Lekin
Rushy Ko Itni Zyada Lift Nahi Mil Sakhi Thi Ke Wo Bhi Unke Saath Nazar Aati....!

Daftan Humbug Ne Haath Rok Kar Bawarchi-Qaane Ke Darogha Se Kaha....Kareem Ki Maa....!

Jee Sarkaar....Darogha Baukhla Gaya
Aur
Rani Muskurane Lagi....!

Kareem Ki Maa....Humbug Zor Se Mez Par Haath Maar Kar Dahaada....Khane Se Pahle Usne Dheron Whisky Chadhayi Thi....
Lehaaza
Darogha Kyun Na Baukhlata....Aksar Nashe Ki Halath Mein Mulaazimon Ki Peetayi Bhi Kar Deta Tha....!

Creme De Menthe (Pudine Ki Sharaab France Mein Amuman Khane Ke Baad Hazma Durust Rakhne Ke Liye Istemaal Ki Jaati Hai) Ki Bottle Lao....Rani Ne Usse Kaha....Graham Se Kaho....Wo Pahuncha Dega....!

Darogha Tezi Se Ruqsath Ho Gaya....
Aur
Uski Waapsi Tak Humbug Burgundy wine Peeta Raha....!

Kuch Der Baad Darogha Ne Sabz (Green) Rang Ki Sharaab Pesh Ki....!

Oh...Haa....Oh....Humbug Glass Par Dono Haath Nachata Hua Badhbadhaya....Tum Mujhe Badhazmi Se Bachati Ho....Isliye Main Tumhara Bohath Ehteraam (Sammaan) Karta Hu....!

Kuch Der Baad Imran Ne Bhi Bawarchi-Qaane Ke Darogha Lo Lalkaara....!

Jee Sarkaar....!

Jaleel Ke Abba....!

Mmmm....Main....Ssss....Sarkaar....Darogha Haklaya

Samjhaiye Sarkaar....Imran Ne Rani Se Kaha

Main....Main Kya Samjhau....Rani Hans Padhi....Jaleel Ke Abba....Waah....Kya Baat Hui....!

Main Musalmaan Hu....Imran Ne Thandi Saans Li....Kareem Ki Maa Mere Liye Namehram Hai....
Lekin
Jaleel Ke Abba Zaroor Chalenge....!

Wazaahat (Varnan) Farmaiye Sarkaar....Darogha Muskuraya

Churan Anaardana....Imran Ne Gardan Akdha Kar Kaha

Zordar Khahekhaha Padha....!

Bhala Ise Kaun Paagal Kahega Your Highness....Safdar Ne Rani Ki Taraf Jhuk Kar Ahista Se Kaha

Wo Sirf Yaadaasht Kho Baitha Hai....Paagal Nahi....Rani Ne Bura Sa Muh Banaya