- 2,922
- 7,255
- 143
Imran Ghutnon Mein Sar Dabaye Baitha Raha....
Achanak
Baayein Janib Wali Kothri Ka Darwaaza Chadh-Chadhaya....
Aur
Deewar Se Lage Hue Kerosene Lamp Li Lo Bhadakne Lagi....!
Imran Darwaaze Ki Chadh-Chadhahat Par Chaunka Nahi Tha....Ghutnon Se Sar Utha Kar Dekha Tak Nahi....Ek Gol-Matol Si Cheez Ahista-Ahista Uski Taraf Badh Rahi Thi....Koi Aadmi Ghutnon Ke Bal Chalta Hua Uske Khareeb Aa Raha Tha....Wo Usse Taqreeban 4 Foot Faasle Par Ruka....
Aur
Dozaanon Baith Gaya....Yeh Humbug The Great Tha....!
Sarkaar....Wo Kisi Saanp Ki Tarah Phuphkaara
Imran Ne Sar Uthaya....Ankheein Angaar Ho Rahi Thi....!
Kya Hai....Imran Ne Jhallaye Hue Lahje Mein Pucha
Shohrath Sun Kar Haazir Hua Aali Jaah....!
Hahaha....Ek Aali Jaah....Dusre Aali Jaah Se Mukhateeb Hai....Kyun....? Imran Ka Lehja Vehshaana Tha
Mujhe Khidmat Ka Mauqa Di Jiye....!
Bakwaas Bandh Karo....Main Paagal Hu....MaJzoob (Blessed) Nahi....Is Basti Ke Log Mujhe Aur Paagal Kiye De Rahe Hai....Aql Ke Andhon....Main Tumhe Aulaadein Kahan Tak Du....Out Of Stock Ho Chuki Hai....!
Sarkaar....Main Aulaad Nahi Chahta....
Balke
Yeh Kahne Ko Haazir Hua Hu Ke Apne Baap Ka Kaleja Thanda Rakhiye....Mujhe Rahman Sahab Se Humdardi Hai....!
Ooohhh....Imran Ne Honth Sikoodh Liye....Kuch Sonchta Raha....
Fir
Bola....Yeh Naam Mera Picha Nahi Chhodhta....Tum Log Aakhir Mujhe Mere Haal Par Kyun Nahi Chhod Dete....Main Hospital Wapas Nahi Jaunga....!
Achanak
Baayein Janib Wali Kothri Ka Darwaaza Chadh-Chadhaya....
Aur
Deewar Se Lage Hue Kerosene Lamp Li Lo Bhadakne Lagi....!
Imran Darwaaze Ki Chadh-Chadhahat Par Chaunka Nahi Tha....Ghutnon Se Sar Utha Kar Dekha Tak Nahi....Ek Gol-Matol Si Cheez Ahista-Ahista Uski Taraf Badh Rahi Thi....Koi Aadmi Ghutnon Ke Bal Chalta Hua Uske Khareeb Aa Raha Tha....Wo Usse Taqreeban 4 Foot Faasle Par Ruka....
Aur
Dozaanon Baith Gaya....Yeh Humbug The Great Tha....!
Sarkaar....Wo Kisi Saanp Ki Tarah Phuphkaara
Imran Ne Sar Uthaya....Ankheein Angaar Ho Rahi Thi....!
Kya Hai....Imran Ne Jhallaye Hue Lahje Mein Pucha
Shohrath Sun Kar Haazir Hua Aali Jaah....!
Hahaha....Ek Aali Jaah....Dusre Aali Jaah Se Mukhateeb Hai....Kyun....? Imran Ka Lehja Vehshaana Tha
Mujhe Khidmat Ka Mauqa Di Jiye....!
Bakwaas Bandh Karo....Main Paagal Hu....MaJzoob (Blessed) Nahi....Is Basti Ke Log Mujhe Aur Paagal Kiye De Rahe Hai....Aql Ke Andhon....Main Tumhe Aulaadein Kahan Tak Du....Out Of Stock Ho Chuki Hai....!
Sarkaar....Main Aulaad Nahi Chahta....
Balke
Yeh Kahne Ko Haazir Hua Hu Ke Apne Baap Ka Kaleja Thanda Rakhiye....Mujhe Rahman Sahab Se Humdardi Hai....!
Ooohhh....Imran Ne Honth Sikoodh Liye....Kuch Sonchta Raha....
Fir
Bola....Yeh Naam Mera Picha Nahi Chhodhta....Tum Log Aakhir Mujhe Mere Haal Par Kyun Nahi Chhod Dete....Main Hospital Wapas Nahi Jaunga....!