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Kyun Ke
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O Nalayaq....Ab Yeh Kiss Musibath Mein Phansa Diya....Arey....Main Koi Lohaar Hu Ke Bandookh Banane Baithunga....!
Khuda Ka Shukr Aada Ki Jiye Ke Itni Jaldi Sar Chupane Ko Jagaah Bhi Mil Gayi Hai....Jab Tak Jee Chahe Maaze Se Chupe Rahiye....!
Magar....Yeh Bandookh....!
Mujh Par Chhodiye.....!
Aakhir....Tum Is Silsile Mein Kya Karoge....!
Arey....To Wo Ek Din Mein Ban Na Jayegi....Imran Jhalla Kar Bola....Lakdi Ke Ek Takhte Par Bandookh Ke Daste Ki Drawing Kar Ke Aap Ko De Dunga....Baithe Raiti Se Gheesa Ki Jiyega....Chandh Lamhe Khamosh Raha....
Fir
Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Bola....
Aur
Main Naal Dholta Phirunga....Kam-Az-Kam 10-15 Din To Guzar Hi Jayenge....!
Magar....Hum Wapas Kyun Na Chale....!
Sirf Main....Aap Nahi....Main Ise Pasand Na Karunga Ke Wo Aap Ko Goli Maar De....!
Main Fauj Bulaunga....!
Jo Kuch Main Kahe Raha Hu....Aap Ko Wahi Karna Padhega....Imran Ne Saqt Lahje Mein Kaha
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Achanak Koobdhe Ki Neend Uchat Gayi....Ajeeb Qism Ka Halka Shor Kamre Mein Goonj Raha Tha....Wo Bistar Se Uchal Kar Farsh Par Aya....
Aur
Tezi Se Ek Almaari Ki Taraf Jhapta....Shor Ki Awaaz Usi Almaari Se Aa Rahi Thi....Ek Beek Shor Tham Gaya....
Aur
Humbug Baukhlaye Hue Andaaz Mein Phone Ki Taraf Jhapta....!
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Wo Mouth-Piece Mein Kisi Se Kahe Raha Tha....Hello....Hello Duty Par Kaun Hai....Rajan Ko Fauri Bhejo....Fauran Jiss Haal Mein Bhi Ho....!
Ab Wo Receiver Cradle Mein Daal Kar Kar Fir Almaari Ki Taraf Mudha....
Aur
Use Khol Kar Chote Se Transmeter Ka Jayeza Lene Laga....Jiss Se Laal Rang Ki Halki Si Roshni Phoot Rahi Thi....!
Yeh To Thik Hai....Wo Zer Lab Badhbadhaya....
Fir
Piche Hatt Kar Bechain Andaaz Mein Sar Par Haath Maarta Hua Badhbadhaya....To Kya....Sab Kuch Tabaah Ho Gaya....!
Chandh Lamhe Khada Almaari Ko Ghoorta Raha....
Fir
Almaari Bandh Kar Ke Mez Ki Taraf Aya....Jiss Par Ek Bottle Aur Do Glass Rakhe Hue The....
Lekin
Fir....Na Jane Kyun Peene Ka Iraada Multavi (Cancel) Kar Ke Chor Darwaaze Ki Taraf Jhapta....!
Thodi Hi Der Baad Wo Mahel Ke Bahar Tha....Junoobi Afaq (South-Horizon) Aasmaan Tareek (Andhera) Nazar Aa Raha Tha....!
Oohh....To Kya Sach Hai....Wo Ghurraya....
Aur
Bechain Andaaz Mein Thahelne Laga....Usne Radium Dial Wali Ghadi Dekhi....5 Baj Rahe The....Wo Thahelta Raha....!
Khuda Ka Shukr Aada Ki Jiye Ke Itni Jaldi Sar Chupane Ko Jagaah Bhi Mil Gayi Hai....Jab Tak Jee Chahe Maaze Se Chupe Rahiye....!
Magar....Yeh Bandookh....!
Mujh Par Chhodiye.....!
Aakhir....Tum Is Silsile Mein Kya Karoge....!
Arey....To Wo Ek Din Mein Ban Na Jayegi....Imran Jhalla Kar Bola....Lakdi Ke Ek Takhte Par Bandookh Ke Daste Ki Drawing Kar Ke Aap Ko De Dunga....Baithe Raiti Se Gheesa Ki Jiyega....Chandh Lamhe Khamosh Raha....
Fir
Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Bola....
Aur
Main Naal Dholta Phirunga....Kam-Az-Kam 10-15 Din To Guzar Hi Jayenge....!
Magar....Hum Wapas Kyun Na Chale....!
Sirf Main....Aap Nahi....Main Ise Pasand Na Karunga Ke Wo Aap Ko Goli Maar De....!
Main Fauj Bulaunga....!
Jo Kuch Main Kahe Raha Hu....Aap Ko Wahi Karna Padhega....Imran Ne Saqt Lahje Mein Kaha
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Achanak Koobdhe Ki Neend Uchat Gayi....Ajeeb Qism Ka Halka Shor Kamre Mein Goonj Raha Tha....Wo Bistar Se Uchal Kar Farsh Par Aya....
Aur
Tezi Se Ek Almaari Ki Taraf Jhapta....Shor Ki Awaaz Usi Almaari Se Aa Rahi Thi....Ek Beek Shor Tham Gaya....
Aur
Humbug Baukhlaye Hue Andaaz Mein Phone Ki Taraf Jhapta....!
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Wo Mouth-Piece Mein Kisi Se Kahe Raha Tha....Hello....Hello Duty Par Kaun Hai....Rajan Ko Fauri Bhejo....Fauran Jiss Haal Mein Bhi Ho....!
Ab Wo Receiver Cradle Mein Daal Kar Kar Fir Almaari Ki Taraf Mudha....
Aur
Use Khol Kar Chote Se Transmeter Ka Jayeza Lene Laga....Jiss Se Laal Rang Ki Halki Si Roshni Phoot Rahi Thi....!
Yeh To Thik Hai....Wo Zer Lab Badhbadhaya....
Fir
Piche Hatt Kar Bechain Andaaz Mein Sar Par Haath Maarta Hua Badhbadhaya....To Kya....Sab Kuch Tabaah Ho Gaya....!
Chandh Lamhe Khada Almaari Ko Ghoorta Raha....
Fir
Almaari Bandh Kar Ke Mez Ki Taraf Aya....Jiss Par Ek Bottle Aur Do Glass Rakhe Hue The....
Lekin
Fir....Na Jane Kyun Peene Ka Iraada Multavi (Cancel) Kar Ke Chor Darwaaze Ki Taraf Jhapta....!
Thodi Hi Der Baad Wo Mahel Ke Bahar Tha....Junoobi Afaq (South-Horizon) Aasmaan Tareek (Andhera) Nazar Aa Raha Tha....!
Oohh....To Kya Sach Hai....Wo Ghurraya....
Aur
Bechain Andaaz Mein Thahelne Laga....Usne Radium Dial Wali Ghadi Dekhi....5 Baj Rahe The....Wo Thahelta Raha....!
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Zyada Der Nahi Guzri Thi Ke Ek Car Aa Kar Ruki....
Aur
Ek Aadmi Koodh Kar Bahar Aya....!
Rajan....Koobdha Jaldi Se Uski Taraf Badhta Hua Bola....Exchange Tabaah Ho Gaya....!
Nahi....Aane Wale Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi
Haa....Jao....Dekho....Wapas Aa Kar Mujhe Ittela Do....!
Mmmm....Magar....Janab Aala....Maine Dhamaake Ki Awaaz Nahi Suni....Jaag Hi Raha Tha....!
Dhamaaka....Koobdha Muskuraya....Humare Kaam Kachche Nahi Hote....Wo Nizam (System) Hi Aisa Tha Ke Dhamaake Ke Baghair Hi Sab Kuch Tabaah Ho Jaye....Ab Wahan Teelon Ki Bajaye Pattharon Ke Dher Honge....Bas Aisa Hi Lagta Hoga....Jaise Zameen Phati Aur Jungle Ka Kuch Hissa Usme Sama Gaya....!
Yeh To Bohath Bura Hua....
Magar
Kaise....?
Jao....Koobdha Haath Hila Kar Bola....Mujhe Phone Par Ittela Dena....!
Rajan Wapas Chala Gaya....!
Humbug Apne Bedroom Mein Wapas Aa Gaya....
Fir
Kuch Der Baad Aisa Maalum Hone Laga Jaise Usne Raat Ko Night Suit Pahena Hi Na Ho....Ab Wo Cream Colour Ke Suit Mein Tha....!
Usne Rani Ke Bedroom Ke Darwaaze Par Pahle To Halki Si Dastak Di....
Aur
Fir....Kuch Der Intezar Karne Ke Baad Ghanti Par Ungli Rakh Di....!
Andar Se Ghanti Ki Tez Awaaz Ayi....Saath Hi Rani Ki Karaah Bhi Sunayi Di....
Aur
Darwaaza Khula....!
Oohh....Humbi....Rani Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi
Haaye....Mere Khwaab....Koobdha Gungunaya
Hato Bhi....Tum To Darra Dete Ho....!
Main Khwaab Mein Dekh Raha Tha Darling....Ke Aankh Khul Gayi....!
Aao....Andar Aao....!
Nahi Bas....Main To Sirf Tumhe Ek Nazar Dekhna Chahta Tha....Waise Kya Is Waqt Tum Mere Saath Baagh Mein Thahelna Pasand Karogi....!
Oohh....Huh....Kyun Nahi....
Magar
Aaj Yeh Nayi Baat Kyun....!
Tum Jaanti Ho....Meri Zindagi Mein Agar Har Lamha Koi Nayi Baat Na Hoti Rahe To Main Bore Ho Kar Mar Jaunga....!
Oh Samjhi....Acha....Thahero....Main Libaas Tabdil Kar Lu....!
Humbug Kamre Mein Nahi Gaya....Bahar Hi Khada Ho Kar Intezar Karta Raha....!
Aur
Ek Aadmi Koodh Kar Bahar Aya....!
Rajan....Koobdha Jaldi Se Uski Taraf Badhta Hua Bola....Exchange Tabaah Ho Gaya....!
Nahi....Aane Wale Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi
Haa....Jao....Dekho....Wapas Aa Kar Mujhe Ittela Do....!
Mmmm....Magar....Janab Aala....Maine Dhamaake Ki Awaaz Nahi Suni....Jaag Hi Raha Tha....!
Dhamaaka....Koobdha Muskuraya....Humare Kaam Kachche Nahi Hote....Wo Nizam (System) Hi Aisa Tha Ke Dhamaake Ke Baghair Hi Sab Kuch Tabaah Ho Jaye....Ab Wahan Teelon Ki Bajaye Pattharon Ke Dher Honge....Bas Aisa Hi Lagta Hoga....Jaise Zameen Phati Aur Jungle Ka Kuch Hissa Usme Sama Gaya....!
Yeh To Bohath Bura Hua....
Magar
Kaise....?
Jao....Koobdha Haath Hila Kar Bola....Mujhe Phone Par Ittela Dena....!
Rajan Wapas Chala Gaya....!
Humbug Apne Bedroom Mein Wapas Aa Gaya....
Fir
Kuch Der Baad Aisa Maalum Hone Laga Jaise Usne Raat Ko Night Suit Pahena Hi Na Ho....Ab Wo Cream Colour Ke Suit Mein Tha....!
Usne Rani Ke Bedroom Ke Darwaaze Par Pahle To Halki Si Dastak Di....
Aur
Fir....Kuch Der Intezar Karne Ke Baad Ghanti Par Ungli Rakh Di....!
Andar Se Ghanti Ki Tez Awaaz Ayi....Saath Hi Rani Ki Karaah Bhi Sunayi Di....
Aur
Darwaaza Khula....!
Oohh....Humbi....Rani Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi
Haaye....Mere Khwaab....Koobdha Gungunaya
Hato Bhi....Tum To Darra Dete Ho....!
Main Khwaab Mein Dekh Raha Tha Darling....Ke Aankh Khul Gayi....!
Aao....Andar Aao....!
Nahi Bas....Main To Sirf Tumhe Ek Nazar Dekhna Chahta Tha....Waise Kya Is Waqt Tum Mere Saath Baagh Mein Thahelna Pasand Karogi....!
Oohh....Huh....Kyun Nahi....
Magar
Aaj Yeh Nayi Baat Kyun....!
Tum Jaanti Ho....Meri Zindagi Mein Agar Har Lamha Koi Nayi Baat Na Hoti Rahe To Main Bore Ho Kar Mar Jaunga....!
Oh Samjhi....Acha....Thahero....Main Libaas Tabdil Kar Lu....!
Humbug Kamre Mein Nahi Gaya....Bahar Hi Khada Ho Kar Intezar Karta Raha....!
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Thodi Der Baad Rani Ayi....
Fir
Jab Wo Aage Badh Rahe The....
Achanak
Humbug Ke Kamre Ke Phone Ki Ghanti Baji....!
Main 1 Minute Mein Wapas Aya Darling....Humbug Kamre Ki Taraf Jhapathta Hua Bola
Phone Par Dusri Taraf Se Rajan Ki Awaaz Sunayi Di....Jo Kahe Raha Tha....Sab Kuch Khaak Mein Mil Gaya Boss....Wahan Ab Kuch Bhi Nahi....!
Bas Khatm....Use Bhool Jao....Humbug Ne Kaha
Aur
Silsila Cut Kar Diya....!
Fir Wo Dono Raahdariyon Se Guzarte Hue Ek Aisi Jagaah Pahunche Jahan Rani Ko Ruk Jana Padha....
Kyun Ke
Humbug Hairaan Andaaz Mein Uchal Padha Tha....!
Kyun....? Kya Hua....Wo Baukhla Kar Boli
Wo Dekho....Us Kamre Ka Darwaaza Khula Hua Hai....Jise Maine Apne Haath Locked Kiya Tha....Humbug Ne Bharrayi Hui Si Awaaz Mein Kaha
Kiss Ka Kamra....?
Imran Ka....!
Oh Magar....
Aao Dekhe....Humbug Use Kamre Mein Laya Jo Bilkul Khaali Tha
Tum Ne Kamre Ko Locked Kiya Tha....Rani Ne Use Ghoor Kar Kaha....Tumhe Hosh Kahan Tha....Maine To Tumhe Tumhare Kamre Mein Bhijwaya Tha....
Aur
Tum Us Waqt Bekhabar So Rahe The....!
To Fir....Maine Khwaab Dekha Hoga....Magar....
Haa....Hairath Ki Baat Hai....
Kyun Ke
Kamra Tum Ne Locked Kiya Tha....Rani Tashveesh Kun (Chinta-Janak) Lahje Mein Boli....
Agar
Waqai Nikal Gaya To Badi Badnaami Ka Saamna Karna Hoga....!
Jahannum Mein Jaye....Acha Khaasa Mood Kharab Kar Diya Mardood Ne....Humbug Ghurraya
Fir
Jab Wo Aage Badh Rahe The....
Achanak
Humbug Ke Kamre Ke Phone Ki Ghanti Baji....!
Main 1 Minute Mein Wapas Aya Darling....Humbug Kamre Ki Taraf Jhapathta Hua Bola
Phone Par Dusri Taraf Se Rajan Ki Awaaz Sunayi Di....Jo Kahe Raha Tha....Sab Kuch Khaak Mein Mil Gaya Boss....Wahan Ab Kuch Bhi Nahi....!
Bas Khatm....Use Bhool Jao....Humbug Ne Kaha
Aur
Silsila Cut Kar Diya....!
Fir Wo Dono Raahdariyon Se Guzarte Hue Ek Aisi Jagaah Pahunche Jahan Rani Ko Ruk Jana Padha....
Kyun Ke
Humbug Hairaan Andaaz Mein Uchal Padha Tha....!
Kyun....? Kya Hua....Wo Baukhla Kar Boli
Wo Dekho....Us Kamre Ka Darwaaza Khula Hua Hai....Jise Maine Apne Haath Locked Kiya Tha....Humbug Ne Bharrayi Hui Si Awaaz Mein Kaha
Kiss Ka Kamra....?
Imran Ka....!
Oh Magar....
Aao Dekhe....Humbug Use Kamre Mein Laya Jo Bilkul Khaali Tha
Tum Ne Kamre Ko Locked Kiya Tha....Rani Ne Use Ghoor Kar Kaha....Tumhe Hosh Kahan Tha....Maine To Tumhe Tumhare Kamre Mein Bhijwaya Tha....
Aur
Tum Us Waqt Bekhabar So Rahe The....!
To Fir....Maine Khwaab Dekha Hoga....Magar....
Haa....Hairath Ki Baat Hai....
Kyun Ke
Kamra Tum Ne Locked Kiya Tha....Rani Tashveesh Kun (Chinta-Janak) Lahje Mein Boli....
Agar
Waqai Nikal Gaya To Badi Badnaami Ka Saamna Karna Hoga....!
Jahannum Mein Jaye....Acha Khaasa Mood Kharab Kar Diya Mardood Ne....Humbug Ghurraya
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Fir Mahel Mein Chaaron Taraf Ghantiyan Bajne Lagi....Kona-Kona Chaan Maara Gaya....
Lekin
Unka Paagal Mehmaan Kahin Na Mila....!
S.P Ko Phone Karo....Rani Ne Humbug Se Kaha
Kar Diya Jayega....Chalo....Filhaal Apne Bedroom Mein Chalo....Humbug Bola....
Fir
Wo Use Bedroom Mein Laya....
Aur
Darwaaza Bandh Kar Ke Bola....Us Kone Mein Khadi Ho Jao....
Aur
Mujhe Bulldog Baby Ki Tarah Pukaaro Darling....!
Humbi....Rani Ithlayi
Nahi....Pukaaro....Humbug Ne Siskari Li....
Aur
Ghutnon Ke Bal Zameen Par Geer Padha....Ab Wo Kutton Ki Tarah Ghutnon Aur Hatheliyon Ke Bal Chal Raha Tha....!
Humbi....Nahi....Utho....Rani Fir Thanki
Nahi....Mujh Se Meri Khushiyan Na Cheeno....Humbug Ne Dardnaak Lahje Mein Kaha....Tum Nahi Jaanti Mujhe Kitna Sukoon Milta Hai....Jab Tum Mujhe Baby Kahe Kar Pukaarti Ho....
Aur
Main Tumhari Gardan Choone Lagta Hu....Pukaaro....Pukaaro....Khuda Ke Liye....Pukaaro....!
Baby....Rani Ki Soorili Awaaz Kamre Mein Goonji....
Aur
Humbug Kisi Sardi Khaye Hue Pille Ki Tarah Chau-Chau Karta Hua Uske Khadmon Mein Lipatne Laga....!
Lekin
Unka Paagal Mehmaan Kahin Na Mila....!
S.P Ko Phone Karo....Rani Ne Humbug Se Kaha
Kar Diya Jayega....Chalo....Filhaal Apne Bedroom Mein Chalo....Humbug Bola....
Fir
Wo Use Bedroom Mein Laya....
Aur
Darwaaza Bandh Kar Ke Bola....Us Kone Mein Khadi Ho Jao....
Aur
Mujhe Bulldog Baby Ki Tarah Pukaaro Darling....!
Humbi....Rani Ithlayi
Nahi....Pukaaro....Humbug Ne Siskari Li....
Aur
Ghutnon Ke Bal Zameen Par Geer Padha....Ab Wo Kutton Ki Tarah Ghutnon Aur Hatheliyon Ke Bal Chal Raha Tha....!
Humbi....Nahi....Utho....Rani Fir Thanki
Nahi....Mujh Se Meri Khushiyan Na Cheeno....Humbug Ne Dardnaak Lahje Mein Kaha....Tum Nahi Jaanti Mujhe Kitna Sukoon Milta Hai....Jab Tum Mujhe Baby Kahe Kar Pukaarti Ho....
Aur
Main Tumhari Gardan Choone Lagta Hu....Pukaaro....Pukaaro....Khuda Ke Liye....Pukaaro....!
Baby....Rani Ki Soorili Awaaz Kamre Mein Goonji....
Aur
Humbug Kisi Sardi Khaye Hue Pille Ki Tarah Chau-Chau Karta Hua Uske Khadmon Mein Lipatne Laga....!
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Raat Ke Khane Par Heeran Ka Gosht Tha....Aaj Unhone Shikaar Kiye The....Khane Ke Baad Wo Coffee Noshi Ke Liye Library Mein Aye....Jiss Ki Almaariyan Action Se Bharpur Americi Novels Se Bhari Hui Thi....!
Acha....Chacha Jaan....Imran Ne Dr Dawar Ki Taraf Haath Hila Kar Kaha....Ab Tum Jao....
Varna
Raat Bhar Khwaab Mein Khargosh Maarte Phiroge....Kya Main Tumhari Paishaani Par Ruqsati Bosa (Kiss) Raseed Kar Du....!
Very Good....Safdar Jung Imran Ko Tahseen Amaiz Nazron Se Dekhta Hua Bola....Main Tum Mein Ek Avval Darje Ka Cow-Boy Dekh Raha Hu....Wo Bhi Baap Aur Chacha Se Doston Ki Tarah Pesh Aate Hai....!
Dr Dawar Badhbadhate Hue Chale Gaye....Unhe Waqai Imran Is Betooki Baaton Par Ghussa Aa Gaya Tha....Jaise Hi Unhone Library Se Khadam Nikaala....Wo Sab Unchi Awaazon Se Hans Padhe....
Lekin
Nina Khamosh Rahi....!
Imran Ne Use Is Andaaz Mein Ghoor Kar Dekha Jaise Usne Khahekhaha Na Laga Kar Imran Ki Shaan Mein Goostakhi Ki Ho....!
Fir Wo Sab Baith Gaye....!
Ab Imran Ka Markaz (Kendr) Nazar Sanaullah Shorty Tha....!
Tum Mujhe Kyun Ghoor Rahe Ho....Shorty Farsh Par Pair Maar Kar Ghurraya
Ghoorne Ki Cheez Ho Pyare....Imran Ki Aankhon Mein Shararath Naach Rahi Thi
Kya Matlab....Shorty Uchal Kar Khada Ho Gaya
Dheeraj....Dheeraj....Imran Haath Utha Kar Bola....Main Ghalath Nahi Kahe Raha....America Chale Jao To Ticket Lag Jayega Tum Par....!
Boss....Shorty Apni Hatheli Par Ghoonsa Maar Kar Garja....Main Nahi Bardaasht Kar Sakhta....!
Mat Bardaasht Karo....Safdar Jung Ne Laparwaahi Se Kaha
Ab Nina Ko Imran Ki Afiyath Khatre Mein Nazar Aane Lagi....Wo Jaanti Thi Ke Shaikh Sanaullah Shorty Kisi Arne Bhainse Ki Tarah Mazboot Aur Aql Se Khaali Hai....!
Acha....Chacha Jaan....Imran Ne Dr Dawar Ki Taraf Haath Hila Kar Kaha....Ab Tum Jao....
Varna
Raat Bhar Khwaab Mein Khargosh Maarte Phiroge....Kya Main Tumhari Paishaani Par Ruqsati Bosa (Kiss) Raseed Kar Du....!
Very Good....Safdar Jung Imran Ko Tahseen Amaiz Nazron Se Dekhta Hua Bola....Main Tum Mein Ek Avval Darje Ka Cow-Boy Dekh Raha Hu....Wo Bhi Baap Aur Chacha Se Doston Ki Tarah Pesh Aate Hai....!
Dr Dawar Badhbadhate Hue Chale Gaye....Unhe Waqai Imran Is Betooki Baaton Par Ghussa Aa Gaya Tha....Jaise Hi Unhone Library Se Khadam Nikaala....Wo Sab Unchi Awaazon Se Hans Padhe....
Lekin
Nina Khamosh Rahi....!
Imran Ne Use Is Andaaz Mein Ghoor Kar Dekha Jaise Usne Khahekhaha Na Laga Kar Imran Ki Shaan Mein Goostakhi Ki Ho....!
Fir Wo Sab Baith Gaye....!
Ab Imran Ka Markaz (Kendr) Nazar Sanaullah Shorty Tha....!
Tum Mujhe Kyun Ghoor Rahe Ho....Shorty Farsh Par Pair Maar Kar Ghurraya
Ghoorne Ki Cheez Ho Pyare....Imran Ki Aankhon Mein Shararath Naach Rahi Thi
Kya Matlab....Shorty Uchal Kar Khada Ho Gaya
Dheeraj....Dheeraj....Imran Haath Utha Kar Bola....Main Ghalath Nahi Kahe Raha....America Chale Jao To Ticket Lag Jayega Tum Par....!
Boss....Shorty Apni Hatheli Par Ghoonsa Maar Kar Garja....Main Nahi Bardaasht Kar Sakhta....!
Mat Bardaasht Karo....Safdar Jung Ne Laparwaahi Se Kaha
Ab Nina Ko Imran Ki Afiyath Khatre Mein Nazar Aane Lagi....Wo Jaanti Thi Ke Shaikh Sanaullah Shorty Kisi Arne Bhainse Ki Tarah Mazboot Aur Aql Se Khaali Hai....!
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Imran Bhi Achi Tarah Jaanta Tha Ke Is Waqt Un Logon Se Jaan Chudana Mushkil Hi Hoga....
Kyun Ke
Usne Shorty Ke Is Ravaiyye Par Safdar Jung Ki Aankhon Mein Masrat (Khushi) Amaiz Chamak Dekhi Thi....!
Lekin....Imran Ne Haath Utha Kar Haqarath Amaiz Lahje Mein Kaha....Yahan Jagaah Nakaafi Hogi....!
Lawn Par Nikal Chalo....Safdar Jung Bola....Uski Awaaz Mein Masrat Amaiz Taash Tha
Andhere Mein....Nina Haanpte Hue Baat Taalne Ki Koshish Ki
Hardy....Safdar Jung Ne Munshi Karamat Ali Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Chaar Petromax Lamp Roshan Karao....Jaldi....!
LLL....LLeekkk....Lekin....Boss....Nina Badhawaas Ho Kar Bol Padhi....
Agar
Yeh Hazrat Toot-Phoot Gaye To....
Fir
Bandookh....
Parwaah Nahi....Safdar Jung Haath Utha Kar Bola
Mar Gaye Todhne-Phodhne Wale....Imran Ne Kisi Shareer Aur Ziddi Bachche Ki Tarah Kaha
Zara Hi Der Baad Lawn Ka Bada Hissa Roshan Ho Gaya....!
Is Hungame Ki Ittela Dr Dawar Ko Bhi Ho Gayi....Wo Baukhlaye Hue Daude Aye....
Aur
Safdar Jung Ko Samjhane Ki Koshish Ki Ke Unka Bhateeja Crack Hai Wo Use Muaaf Kare....
Lekin
Safdar Jung Ne Gardan Jhatak Di....!
Namumkeen....Shorty Paagal Ho Jayega....
Agar
Wo Apni Tauheen Ka Badla Na Le Sakhe....!
Jab Dr Dawar Ko Yaqeen Ho Gaya Ke Ayi Tal Nahi Sakhti....To Chup-Chaap Wahan Se Chale Gaye....Bhala Unhe Is Toofaan Badtameezi Se Kya Dilchaspi Ho Sakhti Thi....!
Kyun Ke
Usne Shorty Ke Is Ravaiyye Par Safdar Jung Ki Aankhon Mein Masrat (Khushi) Amaiz Chamak Dekhi Thi....!
Lekin....Imran Ne Haath Utha Kar Haqarath Amaiz Lahje Mein Kaha....Yahan Jagaah Nakaafi Hogi....!
Lawn Par Nikal Chalo....Safdar Jung Bola....Uski Awaaz Mein Masrat Amaiz Taash Tha
Andhere Mein....Nina Haanpte Hue Baat Taalne Ki Koshish Ki
Hardy....Safdar Jung Ne Munshi Karamat Ali Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Chaar Petromax Lamp Roshan Karao....Jaldi....!
LLL....LLeekkk....Lekin....Boss....Nina Badhawaas Ho Kar Bol Padhi....
Agar
Yeh Hazrat Toot-Phoot Gaye To....
Fir
Bandookh....
Parwaah Nahi....Safdar Jung Haath Utha Kar Bola
Mar Gaye Todhne-Phodhne Wale....Imran Ne Kisi Shareer Aur Ziddi Bachche Ki Tarah Kaha
Zara Hi Der Baad Lawn Ka Bada Hissa Roshan Ho Gaya....!
Is Hungame Ki Ittela Dr Dawar Ko Bhi Ho Gayi....Wo Baukhlaye Hue Daude Aye....
Aur
Safdar Jung Ko Samjhane Ki Koshish Ki Ke Unka Bhateeja Crack Hai Wo Use Muaaf Kare....
Lekin
Safdar Jung Ne Gardan Jhatak Di....!
Namumkeen....Shorty Paagal Ho Jayega....
Agar
Wo Apni Tauheen Ka Badla Na Le Sakhe....!
Jab Dr Dawar Ko Yaqeen Ho Gaya Ke Ayi Tal Nahi Sakhti....To Chup-Chaap Wahan Se Chale Gaye....Bhala Unhe Is Toofaan Badtameezi Se Kya Dilchaspi Ho Sakhti Thi....!
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Jaise Hi Wo Muqaabil Hue....Imran Haath Utha Kar Bola....Acha....Bhai Shaikh Sanaullah Shorty....
Agar
Koi Haath Zordar Padh Jaye To Muaaf Kar Dena....Waise Agar Tum Mujhe Ek Haath Bhi Maar Sakhe To Main Bhi Tumhari Hi Tarah Sar Mundwa Kar Daadhi Rakh Lunga....!
Shorty Is Par Sher Ki Tarah Daahaadne Laga....!
Nina Sach-Mooch Khauff Se Kaanp Rahi Thi....
Kyun Ke
Wo Isse Pahle Bhi Kayi Baar Shorty Ke Haathon Dusron Ki Maramat Ka Naraz Kar Chuki Thi....Wo Ek Acha-Khaasa Mukkabaaz Tha....!
Fir Muqaabla Shuru Ho Gaya....Shorty Ne Pahel Ki....
Yani
Imran Par Chalaang Lagayi....
Lekin
Imran Ne Badi Phoorti Se Ek Taraf Hathte Hue Bayaan (Left) Haath Uske Jabdhe Par Raseed Kar Diya....
Aur
Fir....Ghurraya....Number-1....!
Shorty Buri Tarah Ladhkhadaya....
Lekin
Geera Nahi....
Kyun Ke
Wo Khud Bhi Kaafi Jaandar Tha....!
Muqaabla Jaari Raha....Shorty Buri Tarah Peethta Raha....
Aur
Yeh Haqeeqat Thi Ke Wo Abhi Tak Imran Ko Ek Haath Bhi Nahi Maar Sakha Tha....!
Nina Ki Aankhein Hairath Se Phaili Hui Thi....
Aur
Wo Buri Tarah Haanp Rahi Thi....!
Aakhirkar Imran Ne Aakhri Haath Muqaabil Ki Kanpatti Par Raseed Kar Diya....
Aur
Wo Kisi Tanavar Darakht (Pedh) Ki Tarah Dher Ho Gaya....!
Bravo....Safdar Jung Haath Utha Kar Cheekha....
Aur
Fir....Chalaang Laga Kar Geere Hue Shorty Par Jhuk Padha....Ab Wo Geenti Geen Raha Tha....Ek....Do....Teen....Chaar....
Lekin
Shorty 10 Par Bhi Na Uth Sakha....Wo Bechaara Behosh Ho Chuka Tha....!
Bravo....Safdar Jung Imran Ka Haath Uthata Hua Ghurraya....Abay....Tum Meestry Ho....?
Jee Haa....Aur....Aadmiyon Ki Maramat Ka Specialist....Imran Ne Badi Sadathmandi Se Jawaab Diya
Agar
Koi Haath Zordar Padh Jaye To Muaaf Kar Dena....Waise Agar Tum Mujhe Ek Haath Bhi Maar Sakhe To Main Bhi Tumhari Hi Tarah Sar Mundwa Kar Daadhi Rakh Lunga....!
Shorty Is Par Sher Ki Tarah Daahaadne Laga....!
Nina Sach-Mooch Khauff Se Kaanp Rahi Thi....
Kyun Ke
Wo Isse Pahle Bhi Kayi Baar Shorty Ke Haathon Dusron Ki Maramat Ka Naraz Kar Chuki Thi....Wo Ek Acha-Khaasa Mukkabaaz Tha....!
Fir Muqaabla Shuru Ho Gaya....Shorty Ne Pahel Ki....
Yani
Imran Par Chalaang Lagayi....
Lekin
Imran Ne Badi Phoorti Se Ek Taraf Hathte Hue Bayaan (Left) Haath Uske Jabdhe Par Raseed Kar Diya....
Aur
Fir....Ghurraya....Number-1....!
Shorty Buri Tarah Ladhkhadaya....
Lekin
Geera Nahi....
Kyun Ke
Wo Khud Bhi Kaafi Jaandar Tha....!
Muqaabla Jaari Raha....Shorty Buri Tarah Peethta Raha....
Aur
Yeh Haqeeqat Thi Ke Wo Abhi Tak Imran Ko Ek Haath Bhi Nahi Maar Sakha Tha....!
Nina Ki Aankhein Hairath Se Phaili Hui Thi....
Aur
Wo Buri Tarah Haanp Rahi Thi....!
Aakhirkar Imran Ne Aakhri Haath Muqaabil Ki Kanpatti Par Raseed Kar Diya....
Aur
Wo Kisi Tanavar Darakht (Pedh) Ki Tarah Dher Ho Gaya....!
Bravo....Safdar Jung Haath Utha Kar Cheekha....
Aur
Fir....Chalaang Laga Kar Geere Hue Shorty Par Jhuk Padha....Ab Wo Geenti Geen Raha Tha....Ek....Do....Teen....Chaar....
Lekin
Shorty 10 Par Bhi Na Uth Sakha....Wo Bechaara Behosh Ho Chuka Tha....!
Bravo....Safdar Jung Imran Ka Haath Uthata Hua Ghurraya....Abay....Tum Meestry Ho....?
Jee Haa....Aur....Aadmiyon Ki Maramat Ka Specialist....Imran Ne Badi Sadathmandi Se Jawaab Diya