Thriller Humbug The Great

[syed arshad]

Julia Khisiyani Si Ho Kar Dusri Taraf Mudh Gayi
Aur
Joseph Ne Kaha....Kambakhton Ne Mujhe Boss Ke Paas Nahi Teekne Diya....Aadha Ghanta Aur Intezar Karunga....
Kyun Ke
Aaj Jumeraat (Thursday) Hai....!


Kya Matlab....Julia Palat Kar Uski Taraf Mudhti Hui Boli


Jumeraat Ko 4:30 Baje Tak Ladhayi-Bhidhayi Se Dur Rehna Chahiye....
Varna
Sarkandon Ke Saanp Phan Phaadh Kar Khade Ho Jate Hai....!


Julia Bura Sa Muh Banaye Hue Fir Phaatak Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagi....!


Ek Beek Usne Ek Fire Ki Awaaz Suni....
Aur
Motadaad Log Sadak Ki Taraf Daudte Nazar Aye....Fire Ki Awaaz Bhi Zyada Dur Ki Nahi Maalum Hui Thi....!
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Fire Baayin (Left) Janib Se Hua Tha....
Aur
Goli Chahre Se Sirf Ek Baleesht Faasle Se Guzar Gayi....Khuli Chath Wali Sports Car Ka Ek Pahiya (Tyre) Footpath Par Jaa Chadha....
Aur
Wo Khareeb Khade Hue Ek Thele Se Jaa Teeki....
Varna
Ulat Jane Mein Koi Waqiya Baaqi Nahi Raha Tha....!


Safdar Ne Pure Break Lagaye The....
Fir
Baukhlahat Ke Aalam Mein Engine Bandh Karte Hue Footpath Par Chalaang Lagayi....
Aur
Muh Ke Bal Is Tarah Gira Ke Taangein Gaadi Hi Se Ulajh Kar Rahe Gayi....!


Log Chaaron Taraf Daud Padhe....
Lekin
Safdar Unke Khareeb Pahunchne Se Pahle Hi Sambhal Gaya....Sar Mein Khaasi Chonth Ayi Thi....
Lekin
Is Hadh Tak Nahi Ke Paishaani Nahumvar Ho Kar Rahe Jati....Marham-Patti Ki Naubath Nahi Ayi Thi....Peendiliyon Mein Shayad Maamuli Kharaashein Thi....!


Wo Kisi Baat Ka Jawaab Diye Baghair Gaadi Ko Dhakel Kar Uska Pahiya Footpath Se Utaarne Laga....!


Itne Mein Julia Bhi Aa Pahunchi....Yahan Se Civil Hospital Khareeb Hi Tha....!


Kya Hua....Kya Hua....Julia Ne Baukhlaye Hue Andaaz Mein Pucha


Safdar Qahar Aalud Lahje Mein Dahaada....Aap Se Matlab....!


Aur Julia Sheeshdar Rahe Gayi....!


Kayi Raahgiron Ko Safdar Ke Is Ravaiye Par Taau Aa Gaya....!


Aap Bade Badtameez Maalum Hote Hai Janab....Ek Ne Kaha


Aap Se Matlab....Safdar Us Par Bhi Ulat Padha


Julia Ahista-Ahista Piche Khisakne Lagi....Ghaliban Wo Samajh Rahi Thi Ke Safdar Kisi Wajah Se Shanashayi (Parichit) Nahi Zaaher Karna Chahta....!


Ghanimat Yahi Tha Ke Dur Tak Koi Duty Constable Dikhayi Nahi De Raha Tha....
Varna
Safdar Ko Thane Ka Muh Dekhna Padhta....!

 

[syed arshad]

Fire Ki Taraf Kisi Ne Bhi Dhyan Nahi Diya Tha....!


Pata Nahi....Kaisa Aadmi Hai....Kayi Awaazein Ayi


Lekin....Safdar Gaadi Mein Baith Kar Dobara Engine Start Kar Chuka Tha....!


Civil Hospital Ke Khareeb Usne Apni Gaadi Rexton Street Ki Taraf Modh Di....
Aur
Dusri Sadak Par Nikal Aya....Jiss Imaarath Se Bhi Fire Hua Tha Uski Upari Manzil Ki Seedhiyan Is Sadak Par Bhi Ho Sakhte The....
Lekin
Use Seedhiyon Se Kya Sarokaar....Wo To Sirf Andaaza Karna Chahta Tha Ke Andekha Humla Kiss Imaarath Se Hua Hoga....!


Waise Yeh Himaakhat Hi Thi Ke Wo Ab Bhi Inhi Ataraaf (Sides) Mein Maujood Tha....Bhala Dusre Humle Se Bhi Humlavar Ko Kaun Rok Sakhta Hai....!


Gaadi Badi Tezi Se Badhti Chali Gayi....15 Minute Baad Wo Model Colony Ke Ek Public Telephone Booth Ke Khareeb Ruka....Aas-Paas Koi Aisi Gaadi Na Dikhayi Di Jiss Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Soncha Jaa Sakhta Tha Ke Uska Taqoob (Picha) Karti Hui Ayi Hogi....!


Booth Mein Aa Kar Usne Sargent Nomani Ke Number Ring Kiye....!


Dusri Taraf Sargent Nomani Maujood Tha....!


Hello....Dekho....Main Safdar Bol Raha Hu....Maalum Karo Ke Julia Ne Mujhe Civil Hospital Kyun Bulaya Tha....Wo Shayad Is Waqt Bhi Wahin Hai....
Fir
Silsila Cut Kar Ke Captain Khawar Se Raabta Khayam Kiya....!


Yes....It’s Khawar....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi


Main Safdar Hu....Murphy Road Par Kisi Ne Mujh Par Fire Kiya Tha....Shayad 25 Minute Pahle Ki Baat Hai....Shak Hai Ke Shayad Building Se Fire Hua Tha....!


Zakhmi To Nahi Hue....?


Nahi....Baal-Baal Bacha....
Varna
Goli Kam-Az-Kam Naak Ka Safaya To Kar Deti....Main Drive Kar Raha Tha....!


To Fir....?


Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Aadmi Hoshiyaar Ho Gaya Hai....Jiss Ki Nigrani Hum Dono Kar Rahe The....!

 

[Casinar]

Syed bhai ye Humbing the great ka kia matlab?
Title dekha to samajh mein nahin aya iss liye puch raha hoon

 

[syed arshad]

Kya Tum Yaqeen Se Kahe Sakhoge Ke Kitne Aadmiyon Ki Nigrani Karte Rahe Hai....!


Shardha Building....!


Thahero....Khawar Ne Dusri Taraf Se Baat Kaat Di....Shardha Building Mein Motadaad Flat Hai....
Aur
Unme Kayi Kirayedar Rahte Honge....!


Puri Baat Bhi To Suno Yaar....Safdar Jhalla Gaya....Hume Andhere Mein Kisi Kaali Billi Ki Talaash Thi....Ek Beek Wo Aadmi Saamne Aya....
Aur
Fir....Uski Ajeeb-O-Ghareeb Harkaton Ki Wajah Se Hume Uske Milne-Jhulne Walon Ki Bhi Nigrani Karni Padhi....Ab Us Building Ko Bhi Dekh Lo....Shayad Yahan Bhi Koi Aisa Mil Jaye Jo Usse Kisi Qism Ka Taalooq Rakhta Ho....Yeh Mera Andaaza Hai....
Varna
Yeh Bhi Mumkeen Hai Ke Is Waqt Wale Fire Ka Usse Koi Taalooq Na Ho....!


Acha Bhai....Khawar Ke Lahje Mein Uktahat Thi


Safdar Silsila Cut Kar Ke Booth Se Bahar Aa Gaya....!


Kuch Der Baad Wo Apne Bunglow Se Sargent Nomani Se Dobara Guftgu Kar Raha Tha....!


Yeh Khabar Takleefdeh Bhi Hai....
Aur
Mazaaqiya Khaiz Bhi....Safdar Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Kaha


Hosh Aa Gaya Hai....
Lekin
Aisa Maalum Hota Hai Jaise Wo Andha Ho Gaya Ho....Doctors Ka Khayal Hai Ke Halaath Behtar Nahi....
Agar
Wo Andha Na Hua To Paagal Zaroor Ho Jayega....!


Kya Matlab....?


Filhaal....To Na Hosh Ki Baatein Kar Raha Hai....
Aur
Na Dekh Hi Sakhta Hai....!

 

[syed arshad]

Intelligence-Department Ke Director Rahman Sahab Bechain Andaaz Mein Apni Beti Suraiya Ki Taraf Mudhe....Jo Der Se Baithi Sisak Rahi Thi....!


To Fir Batao....Main Kya Karu....Unhone Thaki Hui Si Awaaz Mein Pucha


Yeh Aap Mujh Se Puch Rahe Hai Daddy....Suraiya Badastoor Siskiyan Leti Hui Boli....Amma Bee Par Ghash Par Ghash Aa Rahe Hai....!


Mujh Se Kya Chahti Ho....Yeh Batao....Rahman Sahab Jhalla Gaye


To Kya Bhai-Jaan Isi Tarah Lawaarison Ki Tarah General Ward Mein Padhe Rahenge....!


Nahi....Koi Aurat Hai....Juliana Fitzwaters....Usne Use Private Ward Mein Shift Kara Diya Hai....Rahman Sahab Ne Honthon Par Tanfar Amaiz Khinchau Paida Kar Ke Kaha....
Aur
Wo Habshi Badmaash Uski Dekh-Bhaal Kar Raha Hai....!


To Ab Wo Unhi Logon Ke Rahem-O-Karam Par Chhod Diye Jayenge....Suraiya Ke Lahje Mein Bhi Kuch Tezi Aa Gayi
Aur
Rahman Sahab Ne Use Ghoor Kar Dekha....
Magar
Suraiya Ab Bhi Sar Jhukaye Baithi Thi....Ghar Mein Kaun Tha Jo Kabhi Rahman Sahab Se Aankhein Mila Kar Bhi Guftgu Kar Sakhta....!


Dekho....Rahman Sahab Ne Tez Lahje Mein Kaha....Jo Tum Karna Chahte Ho Karo....
Lekin
Mujhe Aur Zyada Uljhano Mein Mubtela Karne Ki Zaroorat Nahi....Yeh Bhi Jaanti Ho Ke Is Haal Ko Kaise Pahuncha....?


Main Kuch Nahi Jaanti Daddy....Mujhe To Sir Sultan Ki Biwi Ne Phone Par Ittela Di Thi....!

 

[syed arshad]

Usne Ek Badnaam Aurat Ko Chedha Tha....Yeh Usi Aurat Ka Bayaan Hai....!


Main Kuch Nahi Jaanti Daddy....Main Unhe Yahan Laaungi....
Agar
Na Laa Sakhi To Fir....


Bas....Rahman Sahab Haath Utha Kar Bole....Main Kahe Chuka Hu Jo Dil Chahe Karo....
Aur
Suno....Mehmaan-Qaane Mein Mehmaan Maujood Hai....Unka Khayal Rakhna....Yahan Koi Behoodgi Phailne Ne Paye....!


Arey....Unhe Hosh Hi Kahan Hai....!


Pahle Kab Raha Hai....Rahman Sahab Ki Awaaz Buland Ho Gayi....Wo Kuch Aur Bhi Kehna Chahte The....
Lekin
Khamosh Hi Rahe....!


Suraiya Bhi Sar Jhukaye Hue Uthi....
Aur
Bahar Nikal Gayi....Usne Rahman Sahab Ke Chahre Par Karb (Peedha) Ke Asaar Dekhe The....Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Wo Khud Par Qaabu Paane Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai....!


Suraiya Ke Bahar Jate Hi Unki Aankhein Maghmoom (Udaas) Nazar Aane Lagi....
Aur
Unhone Phone Ki Taraf Haath Badhaya....!


Hello....DSP....It’s Rahman....Aap Ne Kuch Der Pahle Mujhe Imran Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Ittela Di Thi....!


Jee Haa...Janab....Wo Hosh Mein To Hai....
Lekin
Hosh Ki Baatein Nahi Kar Rahe....Doctors Ka Khayal Hai Ke Chonth Ka Asar Beenayi (Drushti) Par Nahi Padha....Wo Kaifiyat Waqti Thi....
Albatta
Yeh Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Ke Ainda Unki Zaheni Halath Kaisi Hogi....
Aur
Wo Aurat Bakwaas Karti Hai Janab....Arse Se Police Ki List Par Hai....!


Ise Adalath Par Chhodiye....Rahman Sahab Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Kaha....Filhaal Main Yeh Chahta Hu Ke Use Hospital Se Ghar Laya Jaye....!


Bohath Behtar Janab....!


Shukriya....Rahman Sahab Ne Silsila Cut Kar Diya


Continue............................................................................................................!

 

[syed arshad]

Syed bhai ye Humbing the great ka kia matlab?
Title dekha to samajh mein nahin aya iss liye puch raha hoon

Casi Bhai
Aap Ko Thread Par Dekh Kar Behadh Khushi Hui...
Aur
Humbing Ka Matlab...Zordar Ya Fir Shaktishali....!

 

[syed arshad]

Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wajah Se Zyada Type Nahi Kar Sakha....Inshallah Agla Update Kal Raat Ya Fir Thursday Ko Dunga Aur Koshish Karunga Ke Zyada Se Zyada Updates Post Kar Sakhu

 

[Casinar]

Casi Bhai
Aap Ko Thread Par Dekh Kar Behadh Khushi Hui...
Aur
Humbing Ka Matlab...Zordar Ya Fir Shaktishali....!

Syed bhai padhne to nahin aya hoon yaar time hi nahin khud ke threads chalaane se. Buss isska title ajeeb laga, to batate chalo ye HUMBING word ENGLISH WORD HAI KIA?

 

[aman rathore]

amazing update arshad bhai,
ab safdar par kisne attack kar diya,
aur idhar suraiya imran ko ghar bulane par ar gayi hai,
aur rahman sahab ne bhi use permission de diya hai,
ab to pakka rahman sahab ka bp badhane wala hai,
Waiting for next update