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Gm BhaiAap Ko Yahan Dekh Kar Behadh Khushi Hui Bhai....Purani Yaadein Taaza Ho Gayi Aap Ko Dekh Kar....Aise Aate Raho Bhai
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Arey....Unhe Hosh Hi Kahan Hai....!
Pahle Kab Raha Hai....Rahman Sahab Ki Awaaz Buland Ho Gayi....Wo Kuch Aur Bhi Kehna Chahte The....
Lekin
Khamosh Hi Rahe....!
Suraiya Bhi Sar Jhukaye Hue Uthi....
Aur
Bahar Nikal Gayi....Usne Rahman Sahab Ke Chahre Par Karb (Peedha) Ke Asaar Dekhe The....Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Wo Khud Par Qaabu Paane Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai....!
Suraiya Ke Bahar Jate Hi Unki Aankhein Maghmoom (Udaas) Nazar Aane Lagi....
Aur
Unhone Phone Ki Taraf Haath Badhaya....!
Hello....DSP....It’s Rahman....Aap Ne Kuch Der Pahle Mujhe Imran Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Ittela Di Thi....!
Jee Haa...Janab....Wo Hosh Mein To Hai....
Lekin
Hosh Ki Baatein Nahi Kar Rahe....Doctors Ka Khayal Hai Ke Chonth Ka Asar Beenayi (Drushti) Par Nahi Padha....Wo Kaifiyat Waqti Thi....
Albatta
Yeh Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Ke Ainda Unki Zaheni Halath Kaisi Hogi....
Aur
Wo Aurat Bakwaas Karti Hai Janab....Arse Se Police Ki List Par Hai....!
Ise Adalath Par Chhodiye....Rahman Sahab Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Kaha....Filhaal Main Yeh Chahta Hu Ke Use Hospital Se Ghar Laya Jaye....!
Bohath Behtar Janab....!
Shukriya....Rahman Sahab Ne Silsila Cut Kar Diya
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Safdar Ne Felt Hat Ka Gosha (Kona) Chahre Par Jhuka Kar Overcoat Ke Collar Khade Kiye....
Aur
Gali Mein Daakhil Ho Gaya....Pairon Mein Corp Sole Jute The....Isliye Wo Beawaaz Chal Raha Tha....Gali Sunsaan Padhi Thi....Andhere Mein Wo Ek Dhundli Si Parchayi Maalum Ho Raha Tha....Ek Beek Ek Jagah Wo Ruk Gaya....Chandh Lamhe Behis-O-Harkat Khada Raha....Shayad Wo Baayin (Left) Janib Darwaaze Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Tha....
Fir
Aage Badha....
Aur
Usi Darwaaze Par Haule-Haule Dastak Di....!
Kaun Hai....Andar Se Karaahati Hui Si Awaaz Ayi....Bilkul Aisa Hi Maalum Hua Jaise Kisi Unghte Hue Mareez Ke Liye Wo Dastak Takleefdeh Sabeet Hui Ho....!
Kharoon....Safdar Ne Jawaab Diya
Darwaaza Khul Gaya....
Lekin
Darwaaza Kholne Wala Oth Hi Mein Tha....Andar Kerosene Lamp Ki Dhundli Si Roshni Nazar Ayi....Ghaliban Yeh Choti Si Raahdari Thi....
Kyun Ke
Saamne Hi Ek Bandh Darwaaza Bhi Nazar Aa Raha Tha....!
Safdar Kisi Hitchkichahat Ke Baghair Andar Daakhil Ho Gaya....!
Darwaaza Kholne Wala Ab Bhi Saamne Na Aya....!
Safdar Ne Saamne Wale Darwaaza Ke Rooq Kar Ke Kaha....Madamme Ching-Shi....!
Tashreef Le Jaiye Janab.....Darwaaze Ki Oth Se Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Ayi
Safdar Ne Aage Badh Kar Bandh Darwaaze Ko Dhakka Diya....!
Kamra Khaali Tha....
Magar
Wahan Nazar Aane Wali Motadaad Mezon Ki Seating Se Zaaher Hota Tha Jaise Wahan Kayi Toliyan Baith Kar Kisi Qism Ka Shaghal Karti Ho....!
Har Mez Par Ek Ghanti Maujood Thi....
Lekin
Mez Ke Girdh Maamuli Kursiyon Ki Bajaye Aaram Kursiyan Thi....!
Safdar Ne Aaram Kursi Par Dher Hote Hue Apni Felt Hat Utaari....
Aur
Farsh Par Daal Di....Overcoat Ke Collar Gira Diye....Wo Make-Up Mein Tha....Baddhe Chahre Wala Ek Behangam Aadmi....Aankhein Khususiyat Se Nashebaazon Ki Si Thi....!
Usne Mez Par Rakhi Hui Ghanti Bajayi....Jiss Ki Awaaz Kamre Mein Der Tak Jhankaar Paida Karti Rahi....
Fir
Wo Ghussele Andaaz Mein Ghanti Par Haath Maarta Hi Chala Gaya....!
Pahle Kab Raha Hai....Rahman Sahab Ki Awaaz Buland Ho Gayi....Wo Kuch Aur Bhi Kehna Chahte The....
Lekin
Khamosh Hi Rahe....!
Suraiya Bhi Sar Jhukaye Hue Uthi....
Aur
Bahar Nikal Gayi....Usne Rahman Sahab Ke Chahre Par Karb (Peedha) Ke Asaar Dekhe The....Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Wo Khud Par Qaabu Paane Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai....!
Suraiya Ke Bahar Jate Hi Unki Aankhein Maghmoom (Udaas) Nazar Aane Lagi....
Aur
Unhone Phone Ki Taraf Haath Badhaya....!
Hello....DSP....It’s Rahman....Aap Ne Kuch Der Pahle Mujhe Imran Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Ittela Di Thi....!
Jee Haa...Janab....Wo Hosh Mein To Hai....
Lekin
Hosh Ki Baatein Nahi Kar Rahe....Doctors Ka Khayal Hai Ke Chonth Ka Asar Beenayi (Drushti) Par Nahi Padha....Wo Kaifiyat Waqti Thi....
Albatta
Yeh Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Ke Ainda Unki Zaheni Halath Kaisi Hogi....
Aur
Wo Aurat Bakwaas Karti Hai Janab....Arse Se Police Ki List Par Hai....!
Ise Adalath Par Chhodiye....Rahman Sahab Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Kaha....Filhaal Main Yeh Chahta Hu Ke Use Hospital Se Ghar Laya Jaye....!
Bohath Behtar Janab....!
Shukriya....Rahman Sahab Ne Silsila Cut Kar Diya
______________________________________________________________________________
Safdar Ne Felt Hat Ka Gosha (Kona) Chahre Par Jhuka Kar Overcoat Ke Collar Khade Kiye....
Aur
Gali Mein Daakhil Ho Gaya....Pairon Mein Corp Sole Jute The....Isliye Wo Beawaaz Chal Raha Tha....Gali Sunsaan Padhi Thi....Andhere Mein Wo Ek Dhundli Si Parchayi Maalum Ho Raha Tha....Ek Beek Ek Jagah Wo Ruk Gaya....Chandh Lamhe Behis-O-Harkat Khada Raha....Shayad Wo Baayin (Left) Janib Darwaaze Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Tha....
Fir
Aage Badha....
Aur
Usi Darwaaze Par Haule-Haule Dastak Di....!
Kaun Hai....Andar Se Karaahati Hui Si Awaaz Ayi....Bilkul Aisa Hi Maalum Hua Jaise Kisi Unghte Hue Mareez Ke Liye Wo Dastak Takleefdeh Sabeet Hui Ho....!
Kharoon....Safdar Ne Jawaab Diya
Darwaaza Khul Gaya....
Lekin
Darwaaza Kholne Wala Oth Hi Mein Tha....Andar Kerosene Lamp Ki Dhundli Si Roshni Nazar Ayi....Ghaliban Yeh Choti Si Raahdari Thi....
Kyun Ke
Saamne Hi Ek Bandh Darwaaza Bhi Nazar Aa Raha Tha....!
Safdar Kisi Hitchkichahat Ke Baghair Andar Daakhil Ho Gaya....!
Darwaaza Kholne Wala Ab Bhi Saamne Na Aya....!
Safdar Ne Saamne Wale Darwaaza Ke Rooq Kar Ke Kaha....Madamme Ching-Shi....!
Tashreef Le Jaiye Janab.....Darwaaze Ki Oth Se Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Ayi
Safdar Ne Aage Badh Kar Bandh Darwaaze Ko Dhakka Diya....!
Kamra Khaali Tha....
Magar
Wahan Nazar Aane Wali Motadaad Mezon Ki Seating Se Zaaher Hota Tha Jaise Wahan Kayi Toliyan Baith Kar Kisi Qism Ka Shaghal Karti Ho....!
Har Mez Par Ek Ghanti Maujood Thi....
Lekin
Mez Ke Girdh Maamuli Kursiyon Ki Bajaye Aaram Kursiyan Thi....!
Safdar Ne Aaram Kursi Par Dher Hote Hue Apni Felt Hat Utaari....
Aur
Farsh Par Daal Di....Overcoat Ke Collar Gira Diye....Wo Make-Up Mein Tha....Baddhe Chahre Wala Ek Behangam Aadmi....Aankhein Khususiyat Se Nashebaazon Ki Si Thi....!
Usne Mez Par Rakhi Hui Ghanti Bajayi....Jiss Ki Awaaz Kamre Mein Der Tak Jhankaar Paida Karti Rahi....
Fir
Wo Ghussele Andaaz Mein Ghanti Par Haath Maarta Hi Chala Gaya....!
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Aakhir Ek Pasta (Small) Qad Budhi Aurat Cheengaadhti Hui Kamre Mein Daakhil Hui....Nasla Cheeni Maalum Hoti Thi....Farbahandaam (Fatty) Thi....Umar 50 Ke Khareeb Rahi Hogi....
Lekin
Chahre Par Cheeknahat Thi....!
Usne Phaadh Khane Wala Lehja Ikhtiyaar Kar Ke Angrezi Mein Kaha....Tum Log Aakhir Itne Besabr Kyun Ho Jate Ho....!
Safdar Seedha Hua....Ehteraam (Sammaan) Mein Jhuka....
Fir
Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Bola....Aye....Makkhan Ke Pahaadh....Tujh Par To Sirf Sureele Naghme Hi Gunjne Chahiye....Pattharon Ke Ladhakne Ki Awaaz Bhali Nahi Maalum Hoti....!
Mat Chedha Karo Tum Log....Wo Ghussele Andaaz Mein Hansi....
Fir
Darwaaze Ki Taraf Mudh Gayi....!
Safdar Ne Overcoat Bhi Utaar Kar Farsh Par Daal Diya....
Aur
Aaram Kursi Ki Pust Se Teekte Hue Ek Lambi Si Angdhayi Li....!
Kuch Der Baad Budhiya Haathon Mein Do Cheeni Plates Sambhale Hue Kamre Mein Ayi....
Aur
Unhe Safdar Ki Mez Par Rakhti Hui Boli....Tum Abhi Haal Hi Mein Aane Lage Ho....Mujh Se Tameez Se Pesh Aya Karo....Samjhe....
Varna
Kisi Din Khaanste-Khaanste Mar Jaoge....Phephdhe Jahannum Maalum Hone Lagenge....Mera Naam....Ching-Shi Hai....Samajh Gaye Na....!
Tumhe Dekh Kar Na Jane Kyun Dil Mein Gudhgudhiyan Si Hoti Hai....Safdar Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Sanjheedgi Se Kaha
Bakwaas Mat Karo....Zara Apni Surat To Dekho....Wo Bedhangepan Se Hansi....Pahle Kabhi Na Dekhi Ho To Main Chaandi Ki Tasht Mein Gadhi Ka Paishaab Laau....!
Madamme Ching-Shi....Safdar Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola....Uski Aankhon Mein Gham Jhanakne Laga....Main Aainda Tumhara Ehteraam Karunga....
Lekin
Khudara....Ab Meri Badh-Surati Ki Mazaaq Mat Udhana....!
Hahahaha....Budhi Ne Khahekhaha Lagaya....Bura Maan Gaye Na Aakhir....Isi Liye To Kahti Hu Ke Dusron Ki Hansi Kabhi Na Udhao....
Kyun Ke
Khud Tum Mein Hazaaron Ayeb (Defects) Maujood Hai....!
Safdar Ne Sar Jhuka Liya....
Aur
Wo Bedhangepan Se Hansti Hui....
Fir
Kamre Se Chali Gayi....!
Lekin
Chahre Par Cheeknahat Thi....!
Usne Phaadh Khane Wala Lehja Ikhtiyaar Kar Ke Angrezi Mein Kaha....Tum Log Aakhir Itne Besabr Kyun Ho Jate Ho....!
Safdar Seedha Hua....Ehteraam (Sammaan) Mein Jhuka....
Fir
Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Bola....Aye....Makkhan Ke Pahaadh....Tujh Par To Sirf Sureele Naghme Hi Gunjne Chahiye....Pattharon Ke Ladhakne Ki Awaaz Bhali Nahi Maalum Hoti....!
Mat Chedha Karo Tum Log....Wo Ghussele Andaaz Mein Hansi....
Fir
Darwaaze Ki Taraf Mudh Gayi....!
Safdar Ne Overcoat Bhi Utaar Kar Farsh Par Daal Diya....
Aur
Aaram Kursi Ki Pust Se Teekte Hue Ek Lambi Si Angdhayi Li....!
Kuch Der Baad Budhiya Haathon Mein Do Cheeni Plates Sambhale Hue Kamre Mein Ayi....
Aur
Unhe Safdar Ki Mez Par Rakhti Hui Boli....Tum Abhi Haal Hi Mein Aane Lage Ho....Mujh Se Tameez Se Pesh Aya Karo....Samjhe....
Varna
Kisi Din Khaanste-Khaanste Mar Jaoge....Phephdhe Jahannum Maalum Hone Lagenge....Mera Naam....Ching-Shi Hai....Samajh Gaye Na....!
Tumhe Dekh Kar Na Jane Kyun Dil Mein Gudhgudhiyan Si Hoti Hai....Safdar Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Sanjheedgi Se Kaha
Bakwaas Mat Karo....Zara Apni Surat To Dekho....Wo Bedhangepan Se Hansi....Pahle Kabhi Na Dekhi Ho To Main Chaandi Ki Tasht Mein Gadhi Ka Paishaab Laau....!
Madamme Ching-Shi....Safdar Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola....Uski Aankhon Mein Gham Jhanakne Laga....Main Aainda Tumhara Ehteraam Karunga....
Lekin
Khudara....Ab Meri Badh-Surati Ki Mazaaq Mat Udhana....!
Hahahaha....Budhi Ne Khahekhaha Lagaya....Bura Maan Gaye Na Aakhir....Isi Liye To Kahti Hu Ke Dusron Ki Hansi Kabhi Na Udhao....
Kyun Ke
Khud Tum Mein Hazaaron Ayeb (Defects) Maujood Hai....!
Safdar Ne Sar Jhuka Liya....
Aur
Wo Bedhangepan Se Hansti Hui....
Fir
Kamre Se Chali Gayi....!
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Ab Wo Un Dono Plates Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Hua....Ek Plate Mein Siyaah (Black) Rang Ki Choti-Choti Motadaad Goliyan Rakhi Hui Thi....
Aur
Dusri Plate Mein Sheeshe Ka Spirit Lamp Tha....Diya-Silai Ki Ek Deebiya Bhi Rakhi Hui Thi....
Aur
Bhaans Ki Do-Teen Patli Si Teeliyan Bhi....!
Safdar Ne Coat Ki Jeb Se Pipe Nikaal Kar Mez Par Daal Diya....Chandh Lamhe Kuch Sonchta Raha....
Fir
Ek Goli Utha Kar Pipe Ke Suraaq (Hole) Par Rakhi....Wo Ab Bhi Kuch Sonch Raha Tha....!
Pipe Fir Mez Par Rakh Kar Spirit Lamp Roshan Kiya....
Aur
Bhaans Ki Teeli Ka Ek Sira Uski Loh Se Lagaye Baitha Raha....Teeli Jal Uthi....
Fir
Wo Us Waqt Tak Muntazir (Wait) Raha Jab Tak Ke Teeli Ka Sira Cheengari Nahi Ban Gaya....!
Pipe Honthon Mein Daba Kar Usne Teeli Ka Jalta Hua Sira Goli Par Rakha....
Aur
Is Zor Ka Kash Lagaya Ke Chashm Zadan Mein Cheengari Bhi Bani....
Aur
Raakh Bhi Ho Gayi....Ab Kasheef Dhuein Ka Badal Safdar Ke Dahaane Se Azaad Ho Kar Kamre Ki Fiza Mein Phail Raha Tha....!
Usne Dusri Goli Uthayi....
Lekin
Wo Goli Uski Jeb Mein Gayi Thi....Isi Tarah Usne Zyadatar Goliyan Jeb Hi Mein Chupayi Thi....Shayad Teen Ya Chaar Istemaal Kar Sakha Tha....
Lekin
Us Par Bhi Yeh Haal Tha Ke Jaise Sar Ke Baal Khade Ho Gaye Ho....Kamra Tezi Se Naachta Hua Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha....Pipe Mez Par Rakh Kar Usne Teeli Ka Jalta Hua Sira Plate Mein Gira Diya....
Aur
Spirit Lamp Bujha Kar Kursi Ki Pust Se Teek Gaya....Aankhein Bandh Kar Li....!
Aur
Dusri Plate Mein Sheeshe Ka Spirit Lamp Tha....Diya-Silai Ki Ek Deebiya Bhi Rakhi Hui Thi....
Aur
Bhaans Ki Do-Teen Patli Si Teeliyan Bhi....!
Safdar Ne Coat Ki Jeb Se Pipe Nikaal Kar Mez Par Daal Diya....Chandh Lamhe Kuch Sonchta Raha....
Fir
Ek Goli Utha Kar Pipe Ke Suraaq (Hole) Par Rakhi....Wo Ab Bhi Kuch Sonch Raha Tha....!
Pipe Fir Mez Par Rakh Kar Spirit Lamp Roshan Kiya....
Aur
Bhaans Ki Teeli Ka Ek Sira Uski Loh Se Lagaye Baitha Raha....Teeli Jal Uthi....
Fir
Wo Us Waqt Tak Muntazir (Wait) Raha Jab Tak Ke Teeli Ka Sira Cheengari Nahi Ban Gaya....!
Pipe Honthon Mein Daba Kar Usne Teeli Ka Jalta Hua Sira Goli Par Rakha....
Aur
Is Zor Ka Kash Lagaya Ke Chashm Zadan Mein Cheengari Bhi Bani....
Aur
Raakh Bhi Ho Gayi....Ab Kasheef Dhuein Ka Badal Safdar Ke Dahaane Se Azaad Ho Kar Kamre Ki Fiza Mein Phail Raha Tha....!
Usne Dusri Goli Uthayi....
Lekin
Wo Goli Uski Jeb Mein Gayi Thi....Isi Tarah Usne Zyadatar Goliyan Jeb Hi Mein Chupayi Thi....Shayad Teen Ya Chaar Istemaal Kar Sakha Tha....
Lekin
Us Par Bhi Yeh Haal Tha Ke Jaise Sar Ke Baal Khade Ho Gaye Ho....Kamra Tezi Se Naachta Hua Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha....Pipe Mez Par Rakh Kar Usne Teeli Ka Jalta Hua Sira Plate Mein Gira Diya....
Aur
Spirit Lamp Bujha Kar Kursi Ki Pust Se Teek Gaya....Aankhein Bandh Kar Li....!
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Kuch Der Baad Ching-Shi Fir Kamre Mein Ayi....
Aur
Use Baghair Mukhateeb Kiye Plates Sambhaalne Lagi....
Lekin
Wo Use Ghaur Se Dekh Rahi Thi....!
Aur Chahiye....Usne Bilaakhir Pucha
Nahi....Shukriya....Safdar Ne Baghair Aankhein Khole Jawaab Diya....Subaah Hi Se Meri Tabiyath Thik Nahi Hai....!
Meri Taraf Se Tumhara Dil Saaf Ho Gaya Hai Na....? Wo Plate Ek Taraf Sarka Kar Saamne Wali Kursi Par Baithti Hui Boli
Main Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hu Madamme Ching-Shi....Safdar Ne Ab Bhi Aankhein Khole Baghair Jawaab Diya
Mujhe Apne Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Batao....Maine Aksar Mehsoos Kiya Hai Ke Tum Hanste-Hanste Udaas Ho Jate Ho....!
Meri Hansi....Safdar Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Aankhein Khol Di....
Aur
Seedha Baithta Hua Maghmoom (Udaas) Lahje Mein Bola....Meri Hansi Bhi Karaah Hai....Madamme....!
Aakhir Kyun....?
Kuch Nahi....Main Ek Badh-Surat Tanha Aadmi Hu....Udaasi Mera Odhna-Bichona Hai....Jab Udaas Nahi Hota....Tab Bhi Udaas Hi Rahne Ko Dil Chahta Hai....!
Koi Gehra Sadmaa....?
Mera Bawajood Bajaye Khud Gehra Sadmaa Hai....Ching-Shi....Jiss Raat Main Paida Hua Tha....Mera Saara Kumba Gas Ka Shikaar Ho Gaya Tha....Pata Nahi....Main Kaise Bach Gaya....!
Oohh....Ooohhh....Ching-Shi Mez Par Kohniyan Tek Kar Aage Jhuk Ayi
Mumma Chuleh Ki Gas Khuli Chhod Gayi Thi....Ahista-Ahista Kamron Mein Gas Phailti Rahi....
Aur
Wo Sab Bekhabar Padhe Sote Rahe....Dusri Subaah Padosiyon Ne 8 Laashon Ke Darmiyan Ek Nau Zada Bachche Ko Bilakte Dekha Tha....!
Safdar Khamosh Ho Gaya....
Fir
Zahereeli Hansi Ke Saath Bola....Wo Bachcha Un Laashon Par Nahi Roya Tha....Use Bhook Lagi Thi....Yeh Meri Shuru Se Le Kar Aaj-Tak Ki Kahani Hai....Mere Girdh Aaj Bhi Laashon Ke Ambaar Hai....
Aur
Main Roye Jaa Raha Hu....Bhook Se Bilak Raha Hu....Yun Hi Bilakta Rahunga....!
Aur
Use Baghair Mukhateeb Kiye Plates Sambhaalne Lagi....
Lekin
Wo Use Ghaur Se Dekh Rahi Thi....!
Aur Chahiye....Usne Bilaakhir Pucha
Nahi....Shukriya....Safdar Ne Baghair Aankhein Khole Jawaab Diya....Subaah Hi Se Meri Tabiyath Thik Nahi Hai....!
Meri Taraf Se Tumhara Dil Saaf Ho Gaya Hai Na....? Wo Plate Ek Taraf Sarka Kar Saamne Wali Kursi Par Baithti Hui Boli
Main Dil Ka Bura Nahi Hu Madamme Ching-Shi....Safdar Ne Ab Bhi Aankhein Khole Baghair Jawaab Diya
Mujhe Apne Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Batao....Maine Aksar Mehsoos Kiya Hai Ke Tum Hanste-Hanste Udaas Ho Jate Ho....!
Meri Hansi....Safdar Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Aankhein Khol Di....
Aur
Seedha Baithta Hua Maghmoom (Udaas) Lahje Mein Bola....Meri Hansi Bhi Karaah Hai....Madamme....!
Aakhir Kyun....?
Kuch Nahi....Main Ek Badh-Surat Tanha Aadmi Hu....Udaasi Mera Odhna-Bichona Hai....Jab Udaas Nahi Hota....Tab Bhi Udaas Hi Rahne Ko Dil Chahta Hai....!
Koi Gehra Sadmaa....?
Mera Bawajood Bajaye Khud Gehra Sadmaa Hai....Ching-Shi....Jiss Raat Main Paida Hua Tha....Mera Saara Kumba Gas Ka Shikaar Ho Gaya Tha....Pata Nahi....Main Kaise Bach Gaya....!
Oohh....Ooohhh....Ching-Shi Mez Par Kohniyan Tek Kar Aage Jhuk Ayi
Mumma Chuleh Ki Gas Khuli Chhod Gayi Thi....Ahista-Ahista Kamron Mein Gas Phailti Rahi....
Aur
Wo Sab Bekhabar Padhe Sote Rahe....Dusri Subaah Padosiyon Ne 8 Laashon Ke Darmiyan Ek Nau Zada Bachche Ko Bilakte Dekha Tha....!
Safdar Khamosh Ho Gaya....
Fir
Zahereeli Hansi Ke Saath Bola....Wo Bachcha Un Laashon Par Nahi Roya Tha....Use Bhook Lagi Thi....Yeh Meri Shuru Se Le Kar Aaj-Tak Ki Kahani Hai....Mere Girdh Aaj Bhi Laashon Ke Ambaar Hai....
Aur
Main Roye Jaa Raha Hu....Bhook Se Bilak Raha Hu....Yun Hi Bilakta Rahunga....!
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Tum Kahaniyan To Nahi Likhte....? Ching-Shi Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Pucha
Main Khud Ek Kahani Hu....Jise Waqt Likh Raha Hai....Ek Din Yeh Kahani Bhi Khatm Ho Jayegi....
Lekin
Bhook....
Main Samajhti Hu....Samajhti Hu....Usne Bade Pyar Se Uske Haath Par Haath Rakh Diya
Tum Bohath Humdard Aurat Ho Ching-Shi....Safdar Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha....
Lekin
Tum Mera Dukh Nahi Baat Sakhogi....!
Koi Kisi Ka Dukh Nahi Baat Sakhta....Ache Aadmi....!
Isliye....Mujhe Mera Haal Par Chhod Do....Tum Pahli Aurat Ho Jiss Ne Aaj Meri Kahani Puchi Thi....!
Tum Kahan Rahte Ho....?
Jahan Khane Ko Mil Jaye....Safdar Aaram Kursi Ki Pust Se Teekta Hua Bola
Wo Fir Use Ghoorne Lagi....!
Tum Ne Saari Goliyan Lagayi Thi....Usne Kuch Der Baad Pucha
Haa....Kyun....?
Lekin....Tum Nashe Mein To Nahi Maalum Hote....!
Meri Tabiyath Kharaab Hai Ching-Shi....
Varna
Tumhe Kam-Az-Kam 8 Baar Itni Hi Goliyan Laani Padhti....Tab Kahin Jaa Kar Nasha Hota....!
Tum Shayad Is Waqt Bhi Bhooke Ho....Ching-Shi Khwaamkhaa Hans Padhi
Aur Is Waqt Bhi Ro Raha Hu....Safdar Ne Pheeki Si Muskurahat Ke Saath Kaha
Thahero....Main Tumhare Liye Kuch Le Aau....Wo Uthti Hui Boli....
Aur
Usi Darwaaze Se Ghayab Ho Gayi....Jiss Se Ab Tak Aati-Jati Rahi Thi....!
Main Khud Ek Kahani Hu....Jise Waqt Likh Raha Hai....Ek Din Yeh Kahani Bhi Khatm Ho Jayegi....
Lekin
Bhook....
Main Samajhti Hu....Samajhti Hu....Usne Bade Pyar Se Uske Haath Par Haath Rakh Diya
Tum Bohath Humdard Aurat Ho Ching-Shi....Safdar Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha....
Lekin
Tum Mera Dukh Nahi Baat Sakhogi....!
Koi Kisi Ka Dukh Nahi Baat Sakhta....Ache Aadmi....!
Isliye....Mujhe Mera Haal Par Chhod Do....Tum Pahli Aurat Ho Jiss Ne Aaj Meri Kahani Puchi Thi....!
Tum Kahan Rahte Ho....?
Jahan Khane Ko Mil Jaye....Safdar Aaram Kursi Ki Pust Se Teekta Hua Bola
Wo Fir Use Ghoorne Lagi....!
Tum Ne Saari Goliyan Lagayi Thi....Usne Kuch Der Baad Pucha
Haa....Kyun....?
Lekin....Tum Nashe Mein To Nahi Maalum Hote....!
Meri Tabiyath Kharaab Hai Ching-Shi....
Varna
Tumhe Kam-Az-Kam 8 Baar Itni Hi Goliyan Laani Padhti....Tab Kahin Jaa Kar Nasha Hota....!
Tum Shayad Is Waqt Bhi Bhooke Ho....Ching-Shi Khwaamkhaa Hans Padhi
Aur Is Waqt Bhi Ro Raha Hu....Safdar Ne Pheeki Si Muskurahat Ke Saath Kaha
Thahero....Main Tumhare Liye Kuch Le Aau....Wo Uthti Hui Boli....
Aur
Usi Darwaaze Se Ghayab Ho Gayi....Jiss Se Ab Tak Aati-Jati Rahi Thi....!
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Captain Khawar Ne Phone Par Daanish Manzil Ke Number Ring Kiye....!
In Dino X-2 Se Sirf Wahin Guftgu Ki Jaa Sakhti Thi....Wajah Yeh Thi Ke Black-Zero Zyadatar Wahin Rehta Tha....Amuman Khud Ko X-2 Pose Kar Ke Secrete-Service Ke Members Ki Calls Receive Karta....
Aur
Uske Baad Unke Paighaamaat Imran Tak Pahuncha Deta Tha....!
Yes....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi
It’s Khawar Sir....Report....!
Kahte Chalo....!
Imran Apne Ghar Pahunch Gaya Hai....
Lekin
Uski Zaheni Halath Behtar Nahi....Pahle Shak Hua Tha Ke Andha Bhi Ho Gaya Hai....!
Buri Khabar Hai....Ek Kaam Ka Aadmi Haath Se Jata Raha....Khair....Dusri Report....!
Safdar Par Shayad Shardha Building Hi Se Fire Hua Tha....Aas-Paas Ke Logon Ne Fire Ki Awaaz Suni Thi....
Lekin
Kisi Ko Fire Karte Nahi Dekha Jaa Sakha Tha....Wahan Koi Aisa Aadmi Bhi Nahi Mil Sakha Jo Pahle Kabhi Kabdhe Ke Saath Dekha Gaya Ho....!
Safdar Kahan Hai....?
Mujhe iLm Nahi....!
Acha....Dekho....Dusri Taraf Se Kaha Gaya....Ab Tum Log Safdar Se Dur Hi Rahoge....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Kabdhe Ko Uski Nigrani Ka iLm Ho Gaya Hai....
Aur
Sirf Safdar Hi Uski Nazar Mein Aya Hai....
Lehaaza
Tum Sab Mohtaat (Savdhaan) Raho....!
Bohath Behtar Janab....Khawar Ne Sar Hila Kar Kaha....Main Sab Ko Khabar Kar Dunga....!
Aur Kuch....Dusri Taraf Se Pucha Gaya
Nahi Janab....!
Dusri Taraf Se Silsila Cut Kar Diya Gaya....!
In Dino X-2 Se Sirf Wahin Guftgu Ki Jaa Sakhti Thi....Wajah Yeh Thi Ke Black-Zero Zyadatar Wahin Rehta Tha....Amuman Khud Ko X-2 Pose Kar Ke Secrete-Service Ke Members Ki Calls Receive Karta....
Aur
Uske Baad Unke Paighaamaat Imran Tak Pahuncha Deta Tha....!
Yes....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi
It’s Khawar Sir....Report....!
Kahte Chalo....!
Imran Apne Ghar Pahunch Gaya Hai....
Lekin
Uski Zaheni Halath Behtar Nahi....Pahle Shak Hua Tha Ke Andha Bhi Ho Gaya Hai....!
Buri Khabar Hai....Ek Kaam Ka Aadmi Haath Se Jata Raha....Khair....Dusri Report....!
Safdar Par Shayad Shardha Building Hi Se Fire Hua Tha....Aas-Paas Ke Logon Ne Fire Ki Awaaz Suni Thi....
Lekin
Kisi Ko Fire Karte Nahi Dekha Jaa Sakha Tha....Wahan Koi Aisa Aadmi Bhi Nahi Mil Sakha Jo Pahle Kabhi Kabdhe Ke Saath Dekha Gaya Ho....!
Safdar Kahan Hai....?
Mujhe iLm Nahi....!
Acha....Dekho....Dusri Taraf Se Kaha Gaya....Ab Tum Log Safdar Se Dur Hi Rahoge....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Kabdhe Ko Uski Nigrani Ka iLm Ho Gaya Hai....
Aur
Sirf Safdar Hi Uski Nazar Mein Aya Hai....
Lehaaza
Tum Sab Mohtaat (Savdhaan) Raho....!
Bohath Behtar Janab....Khawar Ne Sar Hila Kar Kaha....Main Sab Ko Khabar Kar Dunga....!
Aur Kuch....Dusri Taraf Se Pucha Gaya
Nahi Janab....!
Dusri Taraf Se Silsila Cut Kar Diya Gaya....!
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Joseph Kisi Paaltu Kutte Hi Ki Tarah Rahman Sahab Ki Kothi Par Bhi Aa Pahuncha....!
Rahman Sahab Ne Use Dekha....
Aur
Nafrath Se Honth Sikoodh Liye....
Fir
Unhone Apne Secretary Ko Hidayath Kar Di Ke Wo Use Wahan Se Taal De....Kahe De Ke Imran Ke Flat Hi Mein Uski Sehathyaabi Ka Muntazir (Wait) Rahe....!
Nahi Mister....Yeh Namumkeen Hai....Joseph Ne Secretary Se Kaha....Idhar Ki Duniya Udhar Ho Jaye....
Lekin
Main Boss Ko Yahan Tanha Nahi Chhod Sakhta....!
Tumhe Jana Padhega....Secretary Ka Lehja Ghussela Tha
Boss Ke Father Se Kehna Ke Mujhe Goli Maar De....Main To Nahi Jaunga....!
Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahe Ho....Mr Imran To Tumhe Pehchaan Bhi Nahi Sakhe The....!
Parwaah Nahi....Itna Kaafi Hai Ke Main Unhe Achi Tarah Pehchaanta Hu....!
Acha....To Fir....Ab Tum Bhi Jail Hi Jaoge....Secretary Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha
Aur
Dusri Taraf Chala Gaya....!
Fir Joseph Ne Imran Ke Kamre Tak Pahunchne Ki Koshish Ki....
Lekin
Nakaam Raha....!
Secretary Ka Yeh Bayaan Bilkul Durust Tha Ke Imran Joseph Ko Nahi Pehchaan Sakha Tha....Pehchaanna To Alag Raha....Wo Uske Kharb (Nikathta) Se Hi Vehshath Zada Nazar Aane Laga Tha....Uske Chahre Par Nazar Padhte Hi Cheekh Maari Thi....
Aur
Bhoot....Bhoot....Chillane Laga Tha....!
Lekin Joseph Ne Daant Nikaal Diye The....
Aur
Hans Kar Bola Tha....Arey Boss....Arey Boss....Chalo Bhoot Hi Sahi....Khuda Ka Shukr Hai Ke Tumhe Hosh To Aya....!
Rahman Sahab Ne Use Dekha....
Aur
Nafrath Se Honth Sikoodh Liye....
Fir
Unhone Apne Secretary Ko Hidayath Kar Di Ke Wo Use Wahan Se Taal De....Kahe De Ke Imran Ke Flat Hi Mein Uski Sehathyaabi Ka Muntazir (Wait) Rahe....!
Nahi Mister....Yeh Namumkeen Hai....Joseph Ne Secretary Se Kaha....Idhar Ki Duniya Udhar Ho Jaye....
Lekin
Main Boss Ko Yahan Tanha Nahi Chhod Sakhta....!
Tumhe Jana Padhega....Secretary Ka Lehja Ghussela Tha
Boss Ke Father Se Kehna Ke Mujhe Goli Maar De....Main To Nahi Jaunga....!
Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahe Ho....Mr Imran To Tumhe Pehchaan Bhi Nahi Sakhe The....!
Parwaah Nahi....Itna Kaafi Hai Ke Main Unhe Achi Tarah Pehchaanta Hu....!
Acha....To Fir....Ab Tum Bhi Jail Hi Jaoge....Secretary Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha
Aur
Dusri Taraf Chala Gaya....!
Fir Joseph Ne Imran Ke Kamre Tak Pahunchne Ki Koshish Ki....
Lekin
Nakaam Raha....!
Secretary Ka Yeh Bayaan Bilkul Durust Tha Ke Imran Joseph Ko Nahi Pehchaan Sakha Tha....Pehchaanna To Alag Raha....Wo Uske Kharb (Nikathta) Se Hi Vehshath Zada Nazar Aane Laga Tha....Uske Chahre Par Nazar Padhte Hi Cheekh Maari Thi....
Aur
Bhoot....Bhoot....Chillane Laga Tha....!
Lekin Joseph Ne Daant Nikaal Diye The....
Aur
Hans Kar Bola Tha....Arey Boss....Arey Boss....Chalo Bhoot Hi Sahi....Khuda Ka Shukr Hai Ke Tumhe Hosh To Aya....!
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Imran Ne Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi Pehchaana....Suraiya Ko Is Tarah Dekhta Raha Jaise Pahli Baar Nazar Ayi Ho....
Fir
Apni Kothi Ki Compound Mein Daakhil Hote Waqt Kuch Badhbadhana Shuru Kar Diya Tha....Alfaaz Kisi Ke Bhi Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Sakhe The....!
Maa Ki Haalath Aur Zyada Badhtar Nazar Aane Lagi Thi....Jab Unhone Suna Ke Sach-Mooch Imran Ka Dimaagh Chal Gaya Hai....!
Chacha Zaad Baheno Ke Chahre Dhuein Ho Rahe The....!
Imran Ne Unse Bhi Shanashayi (Parichit) Na Zaaher Ki....!
Rahman Sahab To Khareeb Hi Nahi Aye The....Dusron Se Uski Kaifiyath Maalum Kar Li Thi....!
Fir Shaher Ke Bade-Bade Doctors Talab Kar Liye Gaye....
Aur
Unhone Mutafaqah (Ekmaat) Taur Par Rahman Sahab Ko Itminaan Dilaya Ke Humesha Ke Liye Dimaagh Kharaab Nahi Ho Sakhta....Waqti Kaifiyath Hai....
Lekin
Yeh Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Ke Kab Tak Barqaraar Rahegi....!
Raat Gaye Rahman Sahab Ko Maalum Hua Ke Joseph Phaatak Par Dharna Diye Baitha Hai....Bilaakhir Unhe Us Par Rahem Aa Hi Gaya....
Kyun Ke.....
Wo Ek Intehai Sard Raat Thi....!
Use Andar Aane....
Aur
Servants Quarters Mein Kahin Padhe Rahne Ki Ijazath Mil Gayi....
Lekin
Dusre Mulaazimin Uski Wajah Se Raat Bhar Na So Sakhe....
Kyun Ke
Har 10 Minute Baad Wo Kabhi To Aasmaani Baap Ko Pukaarne Lagta....
Aur
Kabhi Africi Devtaon Ko Awaazein Dene Lagta....
Aur
Sharaab Bhi Na Mili Thi....
Aur
Imran Ke Liye Khair....Pahle Hi Se Pareshaan Tha....
Fir
Aise Mein Uska Zahen Khalabaaziyan Kyun Na Khata....!
Fir
Apni Kothi Ki Compound Mein Daakhil Hote Waqt Kuch Badhbadhana Shuru Kar Diya Tha....Alfaaz Kisi Ke Bhi Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Sakhe The....!
Maa Ki Haalath Aur Zyada Badhtar Nazar Aane Lagi Thi....Jab Unhone Suna Ke Sach-Mooch Imran Ka Dimaagh Chal Gaya Hai....!
Chacha Zaad Baheno Ke Chahre Dhuein Ho Rahe The....!
Imran Ne Unse Bhi Shanashayi (Parichit) Na Zaaher Ki....!
Rahman Sahab To Khareeb Hi Nahi Aye The....Dusron Se Uski Kaifiyath Maalum Kar Li Thi....!
Fir Shaher Ke Bade-Bade Doctors Talab Kar Liye Gaye....
Aur
Unhone Mutafaqah (Ekmaat) Taur Par Rahman Sahab Ko Itminaan Dilaya Ke Humesha Ke Liye Dimaagh Kharaab Nahi Ho Sakhta....Waqti Kaifiyath Hai....
Lekin
Yeh Nahi Kaha Jaa Sakhta Ke Kab Tak Barqaraar Rahegi....!
Raat Gaye Rahman Sahab Ko Maalum Hua Ke Joseph Phaatak Par Dharna Diye Baitha Hai....Bilaakhir Unhe Us Par Rahem Aa Hi Gaya....
Kyun Ke.....
Wo Ek Intehai Sard Raat Thi....!
Use Andar Aane....
Aur
Servants Quarters Mein Kahin Padhe Rahne Ki Ijazath Mil Gayi....
Lekin
Dusre Mulaazimin Uski Wajah Se Raat Bhar Na So Sakhe....
Kyun Ke
Har 10 Minute Baad Wo Kabhi To Aasmaani Baap Ko Pukaarne Lagta....
Aur
Kabhi Africi Devtaon Ko Awaazein Dene Lagta....
Aur
Sharaab Bhi Na Mili Thi....
Aur
Imran Ke Liye Khair....Pahle Hi Se Pareshaan Tha....
Fir
Aise Mein Uska Zahen Khalabaaziyan Kyun Na Khata....!