UPDATE - 11
Ab tak
Bua ne mujhe ek card diya tha aur uspe like hue patte pe jaane kaha tha....waha se mujhe...testing shield leni thi.....aur mujhe iske liye akele jaana tha....
Ab aage....
Sham ka waqt tha main Market jaane wale uss room tak pahucha....jaha se pichli baar bhi main gaya tha market mein....bua ke saath....waha pahucha to 2-3 aur bhi log the waha....Main bhi unhi logo ke saath chala gaya ander.....wo sayad mere seniors ka koi group tha....sab aapas mein baatein karte jaa rahe the...hum jaise hi ander gaye maine kisi ek se pucha....
Main - Ye dukkan kaha pe hai aap bata sakte ho kya....
Ye ek ladki thi ...usne card dekha aur mujhe ek oor ishara kar diya aur main bhi chal diya ussi taraf...usne saath mein mein kuch directions bhi bataye the....to bas....waise hi main jaata raha aur binna rasta bhatke apni manzil pe pahuch gaya....bada sa darwaja tha inki dukkan ka....maine darwaja khola aur ander gaya....pura dukkan bas ajeeb ajeeb chizon se bhara padha tha...aur kuch tha hi nahi waha....dukkandaar bhi nahi dikh raha tha mujhe....saamne bas ek counter bana hua tha uspe ek bell thi maingaya ustak aur wo bell bajayi....
Ding dong...ding dong
"Abhi maalik nahi hai baad mein aana...."
Sayad yaha pe kaam karne wala hoga usne aisa kaha....ajeeb bhai naa koi dukkan mein ek customer ko aisa jawab mille....
Main - Mujhe Prof. Poonam ne bheja hai testing shield ke liye.....
Maine Bua ka naam liya hi tha ki wo naukar yaa jo bhi wo turant bolta hai.....
"arre aap aa gaye....maalik ne bataya tha aap aaoge aur mujhe aapko samman dena hai....aap baitho waha pe main abhi aata hu...."
Maine aas pass dekha to thodi dur pe ek ajeeb si kursi thi main bhi uspe jaake baitha gaya.....abhi bnaitha hi tha ki ek kill si chubhi mujhe mere pith pe....main hilne ko hua ki uss chair se kuch pattiyan nikli aur mujhe bandhne lagi....pahle...haath phir pair....main chillane laga aur mere chillane ki aawaj sunke....pahle to kahi pe bahut se samman girne ki aawaj aayi fir wo naukar....joki ek chota sa bauna tha....matlab natta aadmi tha....yaa kuch waisa hi....wo mere pass aaya ....
"arre ye kaha baith gaye aap....waha sofa hai waha baithne bola thga...ye to sazza dene ke liye chair hai....pahle bahut bikti thi par ab maang bahut had tak kaam ho gayi hai to bas aise hi rakha hua tha....main aapki madad karta hu...."
Usne uss chair ke picche ke hisse ho chua aur main aazad ho gaya....jhat se utth gaya main....
Bauna - aaap waha uss sofa pe baitho main jarra samman....wo apke chilllane se saara saman gir gaya hai wahi pe testing shield bhi rakhi thi....bas thodi der rukiye....
Abhi wo mujhse ye kah hi raha tha ki dukkan ka phone bajja...(haa phone bhi hai yaha)
Wo gaya phone ke pass aur phone uthaya....call sayad uske malik ka hi tha tabhi wo malik malik kar raha tha....usne baat karte hue ek baar mujhe bhi dekha...fir thosdi der aur baat ki aur fuir phone rakh ke jaldi se gaya aur ek testing shield jo uske haath lagi thi wo leke aaya aur mujhe de diya....deri ke liye maafi huzur.....koi aur khidmat ho to bataiye....maine pahle to socha jaldi se iss ajeeb se diukkan se nikla jaaye main nahi bol ke usko pay karne ke liye...counter ke pass gaya....aur wahi pe meri najar padi ek uss dukkan ke catalogue pe....maine usko dekha...aur mujhe usko dekhte hue uss baune ne dekh liya...ab usne mujhe wo pakda diya aur kaha ki aap ek baar isko dekh le agar kuch aur pasand aaye to bataye...pata nahi kya hua mujhe main bhi paise deke nikalne ki jagah wo leke sofa pe baith gaya aur usko dekhne laga...bahut se items the usme jaise...kuch pather...kuch angutiyan....hathiyaar bhi the...jadu ki chadi bhi thi....aur bhji bahut kuch...meri najar gayi ek ajeeb se dikhne wale anguthi pe....jisko dekh ke lagta tha ki ye koi cheel (eagle) hai...
Bada hi ajeeb lag raha tha wo...maine uss baune ko bulaya jo saaf safayi karne mein laga hua tha....
Main - Ye anguthi iske baare mein batao....
Bauna - Hmmm ye bahut hi pracchin anguthi hai....yee jaha tak mujhe yaad hai kisi bhi main planets se belong nahi karti iska origin kahi aur tha kisi aur planet pe...par utna pata nahi hai mujhe....ye jaanta hu waha se bahut si angutiyan mili thi aur bhi bahiut kuch milla tha...ye sab maalik ne ek neelami mein kharida tha bechne ko....aapko ye chahiye kya...
Main - Kya main bas dekh sakta hu usko....
Bauna - Maaf kariyega....ye chizze bahut purani hai aur bahut waqt se inka koi khariddar nahi hai to malik ne inko picche godam mein rak diya tha....aur waha se isko dhunmdhna kuch muskil hai aur waqt ka kaam bhi hai....aap agar kal aaye to main ye anguthi nikal ke rakhunga....
Main - Kal nahi main sunday ko aunga....issi waqt aap uss anguthi ko nikal ke rakhiyega....abhi ke liye bas ye testing shield hi aurkuch nahi....
Bauna - Ji thik hai aaiye payment kar dijiye....
Main aur wo dono hi counter pe gaye aur maine usko pay kar diya uss testing shield ka saath hi usko wapas se wo anguthi ke baare mein bataya....
WO anguthi....kuch to tha usme jo mujhe khinch raha tha meri oor....
Main wo shield leke aane laga apne room ke liye....
Room mein pahucha to maine wo testing shield kholi aur usko dekhne laga,....par ye koi purani shield thi sayad used ki hui....uss baune ne sayad galti se mujhe ye de diya ho....dhyaan se dekha to iss sheld pe bhi ek Eagle ka nishan tha....ye nishan yaha vbhi....hmmm kuch to hai isme....par kyunki ye used shield thi to maine isko side mein rakh diya ye soch ke ki 3 din baad sunday ko jab uss dukkan mein jaaunga to isko bhi change kara lunga....
Ye sab dekhne ke baad maine wo moyti shield wali kitab kholi aur usko padhne laga....Magic book iske hisab se jyada easy thi uski language bhi easy thi aur words bahuit jagah same same the jisse baar baar dictonary ki jarurat nahi padti thi....par iss baa.....har line ko samajhne ke liye dictionary ki jarurat pad rahhi thi mujhe....
Kuch hi to pages padhe the maine ki waqt ho gaya raat kle khane ka....main room se nikal aur chala gaya khane ke liye....wahi mujhe wo Elf prince DB dikha....mujhe dekh wo muskuraya main bhi muskutrraya....usne mujhe apne pass bualaya main gaya uske pass usnne mujhe baithne ki jagah di aur main baith gaya....
DB - Dost jo kuch bhi hua tha waha wo kisi ko maat batana....
Main - Thik hai par kya wo ladki chup rahegi....
DB- Hmm ussi ka to daar hai ek to abhi tak mere kaan baj rahe hai uske cvhillane ki wajah se....Dekho to jara lal hai abhi tak mere kaan....iss vampire ki bacchi ko ek din aisa sabak sikhaungi ki ye....
Abhi wo bol hi raha tha ki wahi Vampire ladkijo hamare table se kaafi dur baithi hui thi uski peet hamari taraf thi....usne usko aur mujhe dekha aur wo nuikile daant hote hai naa vampires ke wo bahar niakal ke humme dikhaya....ye darane ke liye karte hai vampires...aur hum dono hi dar gaye the....wo DB bilkul chup ho gaya wah main yaha waha dekhne laga....
Main - Tumhara shield parso aa raha hai naa....
DB - Shield...nahi wo to aa gaya Pita ji ko pahle yakkin nahi hua unko laga ki maine prof. se ye bulwaya hai....fir jab oprincipal ne bataya tab wo bahut khush hue aur mere liye wo shield aaj hio bhej di hai....abhi room mein hai....jald hi usko main upgrade karwa lunga usse hamesha mere paas hi rahegi wo...
Main - Upgrade matlab....
DB - Upgrade matlab...usko chota karwa ke apne anguthi mein fit karwa lunga uske baad wo hamesha mere pass hogi....aur waise bhi kisi pata hota hai kab kya ho jaaye...hamesha taiyaar rahna chahiye....
Main - Hmm
DB - tumhara kya hua...
Main - Maine ek test shiled le li hai....
Test shield ka naam sunke wo jor jor se hase laga....sab hamari oor dekhne lage....
DB - Testing shield sach mein...testing shield arre wo to bacche use karte hai....
Main bas chup raha....bas chup....kya bolta...
DB ko bhi sayad pata lag gaya ki mujhe bura laga hai kisi ko bhi lagega...to wo bhi shant ho gaya aur usne mere kandhe pe haath rakhte hue kaha....arre koi naa dost ye testing shield bas kuch hi inno ke liye hai fir tumhe jald hi apna elementt milega aur tum bhi apna shield le paaoge....tab tak koi bnhi pareshani ho mujhe kahna...
Main - Hmm thik hai...
Fir bas khana khaya aur main chal diya room mein....room mein pahucha to hamare room ke bahar jo ek notice board laga hua tha waha pe eknotice likha hua tha....
"sabhi 1st year ke students 9;20 tak talab ke kinare report karenge..."
Iske nicche kisi ka sign tha ab ye pata nahi kiska tha....Main padh hi raha tha ki kuch aur sttudents bhi aaye aur unhone ne bhi opadha aur unme se ek bola....
"ye to Pankaj hai.....yaha ke jaduyi kadha padhane wale teacher ka beta...."
"Haa maine bhi sunna hai uski bahut chalti hai yaha pe...."
"Maine bhi sunna hai uske baare mein....3rd year ka hai wo aur 4th year wale bhi usse dur hi rahte hai....bahut shaktisali hai wo....log kahte hai Dadahai wo yaha ka...."
DB - Kon kiska dada ho gaya mujhe bhi batao...chal hat re mujhe bhi dekhne do kya hai ye....
Usne pura padha...phir ajeeb sa chahera banake bola.....
DB - ye kon hai jo humme bulla raha hai wo bhi iss waqt....
sabne fir se pankaj ka naam liya uske gungaan kiye...DB ko ghanta fark naa pada...naa mujhe tha kuch....main to apne rom mein chala gaya...aur wapas se wo kitab padhne laga...aur sayad DB bhi apne room mein chala gaya ho...waqt gujra...aur 9:20 bhi ho gaye...bahut se student the jo sayad chale gaye the waha wahi bahut se aise bhi the jo apne room mein the...yahi kuch 2 ghante baad sab wapas aa gaye....aur unhi ke saath aaye the wo....Pankaj ke log....wo khud nahi aaya tha....
Jo jo bhi uske bulane pe nahi gaye the uske log unka darwaja peet rahe the...mera bhi darwaja peeta kisis ne par jab main bahar gaya to 3 studemnts hamare special batch ke unn ;logo ke saamne khade the...DB bhi tha unme se...aur wo Pankaj ke log wo unko ghere hue the,...main bas ye dekh raha tha...aas paas dekha ki gate peetne wala kaha hai kun tha...to ek konne mein ek banda girra hua milla...uske baal khade ho rakhe the,....aisa lag raha tha abhi electric shock laga ho usko...par kisi ki bhi nazar uspe nahi thi...jo pankaj ke baaki ke log the wo sab to waha unn 3no ko ghere khade the....
DB - Nikal jaao mujhe majboor mat karo warna main khud nahi jaanta kya karunga tumhare saath...
uske saath jo dono the wo bhi apneshierlds leke khade the...DB ne bhi apni shield le rakhi thi...
Wo ;log jaane ka naam hi nahi le rahe the...aur le bhi kyunkaha aap 10 log ho aur saamne mein 3 log hai bas to aap haar maan ke thodi naa chale jaaogge...bas yahi tha....
Main - jo room ke gate pe tha wahi se ye sab dekh raha tha ki kisi ki nazar mujhpe padi....wahi Pankaj ke logo mein se koi...
Wo - Tu....tu bhi nahi aaya tha naa chal bahar niikal...aur haa tu bhi aaja leke apna shield tere ko bhi delkh lenge....
Ye bol ke wo hasne laga..saath hi uske group ke log bhi...wahi main bhi gaya room mein....ab koi aise bulaye aur main naa jaaun accha thodi naa lagta hai bas...fir main bhi wahi used testing shield leke room se nikla...jisko dekh ke wo sab wapas se hasne lage...
wo - Arre ye to baccha hai bacche tunne galti ki hai sazza bhi milegiaao apne papa logo ke pass aao aao...
Ab ye jyada tha...gussa aana laajmi tha...aur main bhi chala gaya unke pass par ek dum saath dikhte hue....aur jaake unnhi tinno ke pass khada ho gaya...
DB - kya jaruart thi aane ki ab main inhe maaru yaa tujhe bachaun...
Main - mujhe bachane ko kon bol raha hai...
Unn sab mein se kisi ek ne fir se humme gali di iss baar Maa ki gali...hum logo mein ek ajeeb si baat hoti hai agar koi rista jo aapko jindgi mein kabhi naa milla ho uss riste ko leke koi gali de...to gussa aata hai bahut gussa aata hai...wahi mere saath hua...bahut gussa aaya....aur ye gussa mere testing shield pe aya aur wo shield lal ho gayi...Hamare hostel wale castle ke bahar ka nazara dekhne laytak ho gaya tha uss waqt kaha aasmaan iss waqt kaala hona chahiye tha wahi abhi ekdum se..lal ho gaya tha aur ek cheel ki aakiriti ban gayi thi aasman mein....aur fir ek jor ki dahad badalo ke aapas mein takrane se....ye itna jor ka tha ki pura campus hi hill gaya tha....turant hi log bahar ki oor bhage...ye log jo waha pe humme ghere hue the unka bhi dhyaan bhatak gaya..dhayaan DB aur baaki ke donoka bhi bhatka tha par wo jyada der ke liye nahi...jaise hi unhone dekha ki ye saare logo ka dhyaan yaha nahi hai...unn tinno ne humla kar diya.,...wahi main...main pata nahi kaha chala aaya tha....mere sharir pe baal hi baal the iss baar bhi aur aas pass dekha to bas andera hi najar aa raha tha mujhe...aur fir achanak se ek cheel jiske pankh aag ke banne hue the... nazar aaya...aur fir aankhen band...jab aankh khuli...main 3 logo ko buri tarah pitte jaa raha tha matlab..bahut buri taragh se....wahi DB aur baaki ke dono bhi lage hghue the...inn sab sor sharabe mein waha pe School ke principal saath hi Bua aur kuch aur professor bhi aagaye,....Bua ne jab mujhe tino logo ke upardekha....to wo bas thodi si chauki aur fir normal...principal aaye aur jor se chilla ke hum sabko alag hone ko kaha...main bhi uth gaya...
Principal ne hum charo ko ek side khada kiya...aur unke side ke jo khade hone layak the unko khada kiya aur baaki ke jo 5 the unko waise hi diwaar mein adda ke bitha diya....
Principal - Kya ho raha tha ye sab.....(unmlogo se) tum first year ke ladko ke pass kaise aaye....kya kaam tha yaha pe...
Unke pass bolne ko kuch nahi tha...
Principal (Humlogo se) - kya hua tha yaha aur ye ladayi kyun....
DB ne bas uss notice board ki oor ishara kiya..aur saare professors aur principal usko dekhne lage.....
Notice padhne ke baad wo sab samajh gaye kya baat hui hogi....unhone kal unn ladko ko aur Pankaj sabko apne office mein aane ko kaha....wahi humme...ye ladayi karne ke liye warning di ki aage se aisa kuch ho to kisi professor ko batao....
Humne bhi theek hai kah diya...sab apne room mein jaane lage main bhi jaane laga tabhi wo side mein pada hua banda wapas se dikha...maine uske baare kaha unse...to wo usko bhi leke gaye...main room mein aaya.....aur fir bas soo gaya...kuch samajh nahi aaya ye cheel kaha se aaya aur mai unn tino ko maar raha tha aur mujhe hi pata nahi....
Ye sab bada ajeeb tha par mere room ka to pata hi hai chahe koi bhi baat ho main bed pe aata hu aur mujhe neeend aa hi jaati hai...bas wahi hua...main so gaya...
Aaj ke liye itna hi ab agle update mein dekhte hai DB aur Prateek ke bich ki kuch baatein jisse awalo ka ek naya bundle prateek ke life mein enter karega...sirf wahi nahi aur fir uss Pankaj se bhi ek mulakat hogi...
TO banne rahiye.....
