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Ek fattu hota h or ek maha fattu hota h or jo hamari kahani ka nayak h woh dunia ka sabse bada fattu h are yaar jab apne dil ki baat bol di peeche kyon hat raha h are uski aankh n aansu gaye tow kia huwa kia pata khushi k aansu hoUpdate ... 11 ....
Khair Jo hona tha vo chuka tha ab use chahkar bhi badla nhi ja sakta tha ... Mere mann me ek dar Beth gya ki Aksha mujhe bolna , milna band na karde ... Or agar usne aisa kar diya to ? Ye khayal dil me ate hi mera sar fatne lga , mann bechain hone lga ... Ab khudd ki bevkufi par beshumar gussa ane lga mann kiya ki juban ko hi kat kar fenk du ...sab kuch Kitna acche se chal rha tha or aaj meri nadani me sab kucch khakk me mila kar rkh Diya ...meri ankho se kab anshuo ki dhara behne lgi uska ahesas bhi mujhe nhi tha ...bdi muskil se khudd ko sambhal kar ghar pahuncha or jate hi bed par let gya
ABB AGGE ...
Aaj Aksha ko mujhse bat kiye hue 15 din ho gye the ... Mene es 15 dino me use kam se kam 150 bar call kiya hoga but usne mera call pick nhi kiya tha ... Har badte time ke sath meri halat khasta hue ja rhi thi , me apne kamm me bhi sahi dhand se consantrat nhi kar pa rha tha jiske chalte mujhe warning notice bhi mil chuka tha ... Ab job ke karan bus stand bhi nhi ja sakta or job chhod kar ab me or bhaiya ke najro me girna bhi nhi chahta tha ... Mere ghumshum rehne se bhabhi ko bhi pta chall gya or usne mujhe pucha bhi par mene us time bat ko tall diya
Ek din me job se ghar aa rha tha us time Aksha ka call aya , meri to khushi ka thikana hi nhi rha ... Me bar bar usse sorry sorry kehna lga or uska javab bhi “ it’s okk ” hota hai ... Us din humne jyada bat nhi ki .... har badte time ke sath hamaari najdikiya pehle ke mafik ho gaii , kabhi kabar hum vapas milne bhi lge .
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Samay ghujrta gya par me Aksha se apne dil ki bat nhi keh paya esi dar se ki use meri bat ka bura na lag jaye or vo mujhse bat karna band na karde ... Mene apni dil ki bat Aksha se na kehne se aye din Vedant or mere bich jhagda hota rehta tha , kabhi kabhi to hum 10-10 din apas me bat tak na karte ...me Varun se kehkar use vapas manata or jab kuch din gujar jate tab vo mujhe kuch tips dekar Aksha ko propose karne ko bolta ... Us time to me ha kar deta but jab hum next time milte to vo mujhse bde utshah se puchta ki kya mene Aksha ko propose kiya tab mera javab hota ki ...... “ bahut jald kar dunga yar etni jaldi bhi kya ”
Ek din me , Bhabhi , bhaiya or baby khana kha rhe the us time mere phone ring hone lga ... Koi unknown number se call aa rha tha esliye mene ye sochkar cut kar diya ki bad me vapas call kar lunga but samne vala mere jajbaat kaha samajh rha tha vo bar bar call karne lga
“ Dhruva jakar bat karke , kya pta koi jaruri call hi ya samne vale ko urgent ho ... Khana to bad me bhi khaya ja sakta hai ” ... Mene bhaiya ki bat mante hue hall se bahar chla gya or incoming call par click Karke recall kar liya ... Kuch hi der me samne vale ne call pick kar liya
“ Kyo be bhosdike call pick karne me Etna time lagta hai ” ... Mene socha koi dost hoga tabhi diract aise bat kar rha hai
“ bussy tha bhai , by the way pehechana nhi dost ” ... Me bdi shalinta se bola
“ Dost ? Abe madarchod tera bap bol rha hu me bhosdike ” ...
“ Jaban sambhal ke bat kar Varna tujhse kai better galiya mujhe bhi ati hai jise dene me , jo abhi market me lounch bhi nhi hue ” ...
“ de kar dikha kutte vhi teri amma na chod du name badal diyo ... madarchod meri zindagi me dakhalandazi karta hai lawda ” ...uski galiyan se mera dimag garam ho gya , agar vo es vakt mere samne hota to sayad ab tak dono me se ek ka khopda futt chuka hota
“ Pi rkhi hai kya lawde ? mard ka lund hai to apna name bta sale dai-chodd ”
“ Arya ... Arya name hai mera bhadve ... Sale bahut dino se dekh rha hu Aksha ke sath kuch jyada hi chipakne ki koshish kar rha hai ... Bhosdike agar tumhe mere bare me pta hota to tu uske agal bagal bhi nhi bhatakta ” ... Arya ka name sunkar me thoda chonka but ye time chonkne ka nhu balki use javab dena ka tha
“ Ass-chata , matrasambhogi , aand sucker ... tere bare me jankar kya karna hai lawda , or Aksha tumhari jageer hai kya behenchod ... Ek bat gand khol kar sunle burchhata pyar karta hu me Aksha se vo bhi tab se jab tu apne ma ke fatte bhosde se bahar bhi nhi nikla hoga ... Agli bar Aksha or mere bicch Aya to jaha bhi jab bhi milega vhi teri gand fadd ke uska godam bna dunga ” ... Etne dino se mere ander Arya ke liye bhra gussa ashleel galiyon ke rup me nikla ...sayad hi kabhi mene aise gandi gandi galiya kisi ko di ho
“ Pyar ? Aji lund mera behenchod , Aksha sirf meri hai ... Bachpan se pyar karta hu me usse or kuch mahino bad usse shadi bhi karne vala hu ... Tumhare liye better yhi hoga ki Aksha se dur rhe Varna eska bahut bda khamyaja bhugtna padega tumhe ” ...
“ mere jite ji to ye sab hone se rha or tumhare liye bhi accha hoga ki ye Aksha se shadi Vadi ka bhut apne dimag se nikal de Varna muhh or gand me danda ghused dunga uske bad tu na dhnag se kha or na hagg sakega ... Chall phone rkh lund sucker ” ... Bina uska javab sune mene call cut kar diya or vha se sidha apne room me chla gya
Josh Josh me mene etni bate bol to di par ab meri puri tarah se fattne lgi ... Es dar se nhi ki Arya mujhe kuch kar na de balki es dar se ki kahi sacch me vo mujhse Aksha ko chinn na le ... Or agar aisa ho gya to ? Me to jite ji marr jaunga ... Nhi nhi me aisa hargij nhi hone dunga , Aksha meri dhadkan hai ... Aksha ke bina to mene kabhi jine ki kalpana bhi nhi kar sakta ..ane Vali life ke liye mene jitne bhi hasin sapne sanjoye the usme Aksha thi or ab agar koi madarchod phone lgakar mujhse keh rha hai ki mujhse meri Aksha chinn lega ! Uske pure Khandan ko na chod du me .
Jane anjane me , me Aksha se Etna pyar karne lga ki uski koi hadd nhi thi dusre shbdo me kahu to mere heart par Aksha ne kabja Kar liya tha ... Agar vo mujhse dur chli gaii to mera heartbhi uske sath chla jayega or kisi prani ka heart ke bina ek sans lena bhi namumkin hai ... Ab to me Aksha ko pane ke liye kisi hadd se gujar jaunga ...Aksha ke liye mera deewanapan ab pagalpann me badal chuka tha ...mene to aaj din tak Aksha se apne dil ki bat ye sochkar nhi ki thi ki kahi vo meri bat ka bura mann kar mujse dur na chali jaye Ya mujhse bat karna band na karde
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Kuch din or gujar gye ... Ab mere dil me Arya ka dar Beth gya tha jo tabhi nikal sakega jab Aksha Puri trah meri ho jayegi or uske liye mujhe use apne pyar ka IJHAR karna bahut jaruri hai ... Me khudd ko us pall ke liye majbut karne lga jis pall me Aksha se apna dil ka hall sunaungaa Bs mujhe intezar tha ek golden moments ka ...
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Ek din jab me job ke liye nikal rha tha tab mujhe Arya ka call aya or usne pehle ki trah mujhe warning di ki me Aksha se dur rhu , mene bhi use yhi bat boli ... Us din ke 2 din bad bhi Arya ne mujhe warning di or usne ye bhi kaha ki ye uski last warning hai eske bad jo kuch bhi hoga vo mere liye harmful hoga jiska jimmedar me khud hounga ... Me ladai jhagda bilkul nhi chahta tha esliye mene ye bat Varun or Vedant ko batane ki thani
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“ Etna kuch ho gya or tu ye bat mujhe ab bta rha hai ! Me to tujhe apne bhai se bhi badke manta tha Khair ye chhodo or ye bta ki tumne kya socha hai ” ... es vakt me , Vedant or Varun Vedant ke ghar ki chatt par the ... Mene unhe vo sari bate bta di jo mere or Arya ke bich hue thi
“ Yar me kuch dhang ka solution dhund leta to abhi es vakt tumhare samne nhi bethe hota ” ... Me mene hath khade karte hue bola
“ Eske liye Solution ki kya jarurat hai ! Bina der kiye us jhantu Arya ko hi thok dalte hai sala na rehega bans , na bajegi bansuri ”... Varun mere kandhe par hath rkhte hue bola ... Par mujhe uski bat bilkul pasand nhi aai kyoki humne aaj din tak bhle hi gali galoch or beheshbaji kri ho but mar pit kabhi nhi ki thi .
“ Ye bat tu bol rha hai jo hamesha Hume ahinsha ka gyan pelta tha lawda , lagta hai tumhara dimag kharab ho gye hai ... BC esse problem solve hone ki bajay or jyada increase ho jayegi ” ... Cigarette ka dhuva udate hue Vedant bola or jab apni bat Puri karli tab vapas apne muhh me cigarette thuss kar lambe lambe kass lene lga
“ Accha to fir tu hi kuch solution bta ? ”... Varun jhuta gussa dikhte hue vedant ke hath se cigarette chinkar khudd pite hue bola
“ Me kya kehta hu ? Kyo na hum uske pass jakar use samjhaye ... Kya pta us par hamari bar asar kar jaye ”... Cigarette ke packet se dusari cigarette Nikal kar use apne honthon ke bich dabate hue vedant bola or apni bat Puri karke cigarette jala kar apne fefde ki ma behen ek Karne lga
“ Vo satkeli khopdi ka londa hai , mujhe nhi lagta ki hamari kisi bhi bat ka us par asar hoga ... Madarchod vo to Marne Marne ki bat karta hai so bat kya lund se karega ” ... Me gusse me akar Vedant ke muhh se cigarette chinkar use Jamin me fenk di or us par apna pair rkh cigarette ka gala ghont diya
“ bhosdike to tu chahta hai ki hum use Andheri raat me bhoot bankar daraye ya fir uski gand markar uska video viral kar de taki vo kisi ko muhh dikhane ke layak nhi rhe ... Bhai ab to yhi ideas bachte hai ” ... Ek bar Vedant sacch me thoda gusse me aa gya tha esliye apne hath me moujud lighter ko hi chatt se niche fenk diya
“ woww yar second vala Idea mast hai par use anjam tujhe hi dena hai ... Bhai teri to mouj ho gai , free me seal peck ched jo mil rha hai ha ha ha ha ” ... Varun mere kandhe par kohni tikate kar bde style me khade hoye hue gala fadkar haste hue bola
“ Yar please lund se sochna or gand se bolna band kro , bc mare hi pichvade me aag lgi thi esliye apni aag bujhvane ke liye tum ganduo ke pass Aya ... Esse Accha to me khudd apni problem ka solution dhundta ...yar mujhe dar es bat ka nhi ki Arya mujhe nuksan pahucha sakta hai balti dar es bat ka hai ki es matter me Aksha included hai ” ... Mujhe serious hota dekh Vedant or Varun bhi thode gambhir ho gye
“ Filhall dimag kuch sochne ki halat me nhi hai esliye bhaiyon es matter ko hum kal ho solve karenge ” ... Vedant ki bat sunkar mene sad face banate hai uski taraf dekha tab Vedant fir bola ... “ Udash mat ho gandu ' don’t fear because Vedant is always here ' perfect plan ke liye kuch time chahiye ... Tu befikra rhe or ab sab kuch mujh par chhod de , hum kal fir es time yahi milte hai ” ... Etna kehkar Vedant hum dono ko bari bari dekhne lga , mujhe bhi lga ki jaldbaji me faisla karna harmful ho sakta hai ...,,,,,... Market se kuch jaruri kamm tha esliye dono ko by bolke vaha se nikal gya
Agle din hum fir kal vali jagah par Arya ka matter solve karne ke liye ekkathe hue but kal bhi koi khas solutions nhi mila ...
Gujarte samay ke sath mene Arya ki problem ko bhi bhula diya or hamesha ki traj Aksha se milta rha ... Etne dino se Aksha ke sath rehne se me fully conformed ho gya ki meri trah vo mujhse pyar karti hai ( just I think ) esliye mene ye decide kiya ki ab chahe kuch bhi ho jaye me Aksha se IJHAR E MOHHABBAT karke rahunga ...eske liye mene filmy style me kai bar propose karne ki reharsal bhi kri jisse mujhe thoda confidence Aya
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“ Dhruva tum aaj mujhse kuch jaruri bat karna chahte the ? Me bhi to janu ki akhir aisi kounsi jaruri bat karni hai tumhe jiske liye mujhe etni barsat yha bulaya ”... Barish se puri tarah bhigi aksha es vakt mere samne nadi ke kinare us bde pathar par khadi thi jaha par hum dono akshar mila karte the jaha se pahadi par chadne ka rasta tha
“Vo Vo Aaksha bat darasal ye hai kii , actually m me tumse yye kehna chahta hu kii ... Vo Aksha ” ... Bolte hue meri juban ladkhadane lgi ... Aksha ke sath me bhi barish me bhiga hua tha , badal bde joro shoro se baras rhe the ... Mera pura badan kamp rha tha esliye nhi ki mujhe sardi lag rhi thi balki esliye ki mene aaj Aksha ko izhaar -e- mohhabbat karne bulaya tha
“ hummm ab agge bhi kuch bologe ” ... Aksha apne gile balo ko dono hathon se ekhate kar unhe apne chest par late hue boli jinde pani ki bunde tapak rhi thi
“ Izahaar-e-muhhabbat karen to kaise ... vo nazaren milaata nahin par lafz mera saath dete nahin ... ab tum hee batao ham unase izahaar-e-muhhabbat karen to kaise ”.....,,,,,,,..... shayari bolte vakt meri himmat nhi hui ki Aksha ka face expression or unki movements dekh sku esliye mene najre fer li ... Aksha bhi apni balo se khelna chhod mujhe hi dekhne lge ... Jab mene uske chehre ki or ek najar dekha to uske chehre ke expression Puri trah badal gye vo serious hokar ektak mujhe dekhne lgi .
“ Dhruva me kuch samjhi nhi ” ...Aksha ki bat sunkar mene uski or dekha jo apne dono hatho ko apas me milakar apni komal ungaliyon ko dhire dhire marodne , sehlane lgi .. uska chahra bhi thoda thoda lal ho gya tha jo mujhe saf saf dikhne lga ( gusse se ya sharm se ? Ye janna mere liye muskil tha )
Ikaraar mein shabdon kee ehamiyat nahee hotee,
Dil ke jazabaat kee aavaaz nahee hotee,
Aankhen bayaan kar detee hain dil kee daastaan,
Mohabbat laphazo kee mohataaz nahee hotee!
Mene ek bar fir apne dil ke jajbaton ko juba par late hue abki bar bina dre Aksha ki ankho me dekhne lga ... Achanak barish bilkul ruk chuki thi ... Meri trah Aksha bhi ektak mujhe hi dekhe rhi thi ... Gajab tab ho gya jab mene Aksha ki ankho me nami dekhi jisse mera pura tann badan tharthra gya pta nhi kyo but mere ander ek dar Beth gya ... Dimag ne mujhe signal diya ki Aksha ko meri bat ka bura lga jiska sabut unki aankhon se behte anshu the
“ Kaise lgi meri acting ” ... Na jane kaise mere dimag ne kamm Kiya or usne apna signal juban ko bheja usi ka natija ye “ kaisi lgi meri acting ” ... Tha
Meri najar abhi bhi Aksha ki ankho par thi ... achanak use kya suja ki vo ghumkar meri taraf apni pith karke khadi ho gai or uske dono hath uske chehre par ghumne lge jisse ye saff jahir ho rha tha ki vo apne anshuo ko saff rhi hai
“ Sorry Aksha agar tumhe meri bat ka bura lga ho to , mera intention tumhe heart karne ka bilkul nhi tha , aisa karne ke piche ek khash reason hai ” ... Meri bat ka Aksha par asar hua vo vapas pehle ki trah meri taraf apna face karke khadi ho gai . Uski ankho me thodi nami ab bhi thi
“ Kya reason tha ” ... Aksha ki alfajo me udashi saff jhalak rhi thi
“ Vo actually perso hamari new office ki opened ceremony hai so hamare boss ne kaha ki es khushi ke mouke par party rkhi jaye or kuch drama speech bhi organize kiya jaye jisme office staff hi sirkat ( participate ) karega ... Mujhe bhi kaha gya ki me participate kru ab boss ne kaha hai to mana bhi nhi kar sakta and main bat us drame me mujhe ek ladki ko ye mankar propose karna hai ki me use kai dino se pyar karta hu ...ab mujhe en sabka bilkul bhi experience nhi hai so mene socha ki tumhare sath thodi reharsal kar lu taki vaha better performance kar pau... Mene tumko yha esi liye bulaya taki tum meri madad kar sko ” ... Na jane kaise me ye sab bol gya
Aksha mere karib akar apne dono hathon me mera hath thamte hue boli ...“ Me tumhe kya sikhau Dhruva ! Tum to already best performer Ho , tum etni acchi acting kar lete ho ye mujhe pta nhi tha ” ... Kuch der ruk kar fir boli .. “ or tum kya bole rhe the ki mujhe tumhari bat ka bura to nhi lga ? My answer is never ... Mujhe na to tumhari bat ka bura ab lga rha hai or na hi tab lga jab tumne us di pahadi par Arya ko bura bhla kaha ... Mene tumhe pehle bhi kai bar kaha hai or ab bhi keh rhu ki meri life me tum sabse special ho .. mere dil me tumhare liye jo special jagah hai vo jagah ka nhi ho sakti ”... me pathar ki murti bne Aksha ke gulabi labo ko hilte hue dekhta rha
“ Meri nass nass me tum samai hui ko aksha , me tumse Etna pyar karta hu jitna Laila ne Majnu se kiya tha , heer ne ranje se kiya tha Romio ne Juliyat se kiya tha ... Vishwash nhi ho to tum es dil Ko chir kar dekhli us par tumhari hi tasveer hai ... Aksha ke bina ye dhrava adhura hai Jann , meri bahon me akar mujhe pura kardo ” mann me sochte hue me Apne khayalon me Etna kho gya ki sachmuch Aksha ko apni bahon me kaid kar liya ... Mere liye ashcharya ka thikana nhi rha jab Aksha ne bhi apni bahen meri pith par lapet li ... Kuch der bar hum dono ek dusre se alag hue
“Ab hume chalna chahiye ”... Mujhe kuch na bolta dekh aksha boli me ha kehkar uske sath ghar ki or chal diya
Es vakt me apni makan ki chatt par dubte hue suraj ko dekhta hua aaj Aksha or mere bich Jo bhi hua uske bare me sochne lga ... Mujhe ek bat par khudd par bahut gussa aa rha tha ki jab mujhe confirm hai ki Aksha bhi kahi na kahi mujhe chahti hai fir me usse apne dil ki bat kyo nhi keh pata ... Or ajj to Kitna Accha mouka tha almost mene apne dil ki bat keh di thi bhle hi sidhe shabdo me IJHAR karna baki reh gya ho ... Par ek bat samajh me nahi aai ki jabb mujhe ye lagta hai ki Aksha bhi mujhse pyar karti hai to fir mere dvara apne pyar ka IJHAR karne par vo roi kyo ? Kahi ye mera bhram to nhi ki Aksha mujhse pyar karti hai ? Ha sayad yhi bat hai , tabhi use meri bat ka bura lag gya jiska pukhta saboot uski ankhon se behte anshu the
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15 din bad meri zindagi me Arya name ki makhi fir bhinbhine lgi ... Abhi me bike leke usse hi milne ja rha hu , zindagi me pehli bar meri fatti pdi thi , mann me ek dar Beth gya ki vaha jane ke bad vo psycho Arya mera pichvada na lal kar de
Hua ye tha ki aaj subhe jab me office ja rha tha tabhi vo Asschata , matrasambhogi , dai-chodd , bursunga , kutte ke gay partner ka mujhe call aya or usne mujhe aaj warn nhi kiya balki sidha milne ko bulaya ... Mene use mana bhi kiya but usne saff keh diya ki agar me agle 1:30 gante ke ander uske pass nhi pahuncha to vo Sidha mere ghar aa jayega jo me kisi kimat par nhi chahta eslliye mene us budhiyachodd Arya se milne ke liye nikal gya
Mene raste me hi Vedant or Varun ko sari bat bta di unhone mujhe befikra hokar jane ko kaha yani mere piche piche vo bhi nikal pde but hamare bich distance thoda jyada tha
Khair ab me us jagah par pahunch gya jaha par mujhe Arya ne bulaya tha ... vaha pahunch kar paya ki vo ek purana bar tha jaha par nonveg food bhi milta hai ...area ke nami girami nashedi yhi ate hai or vo bhi jinki gand me unke parents paiso ka bandal ghused kar yha bhejte the ...
Mene apni bike bear bar ( sharab khana ) se 50 meter ke distance par hi rok kar Arya ko phone lagaya ... Uske kuch hi der me bar ki or se mujhe Arya apne 3 dosto ke sath ata hua dikhai Diya ... Charo ke charo kisi bouncers se kamm na the ... Mujhe dar unki body dekhkar nhi Balki Arya ke hath me hockey stick ko dekhkar lag rha tha ... Kuch pal bad charo mere samne khde ho gye or mujhe es trah dekhne lge jis trah murge ko halal karne se pehle use acchi trah se dekha , jancha , parkha jata hai
To be countinue....
Shayad woh intizar ker rahi ho ki Dhuruva use purpose karega or jab tumne apne dil ki baat kahi tow uski khushi k maare aankhe nam ho gayi or yeh bhai sahab samjhe ki use bura laga
Ab dekhte arya kia kerta h karna kia h aise fattu ko pel dena chahiye or mujhe lag raha arya or uske saath aaye bodybuilder ka irada bhi yahi h
Dekhte h aage kia hota h
Badhiya shaandaar update
next update me esse bhi bda hone vala hai .. sahi kahu to mujhe bhi Dhruva ke liye accha nhi lga or na hi uski fattugiri
sahi kaha bhai Dhruva maha fattu hi hai ...