Chapter -01
Part-01
(Dhanno Kaki aur hamara Lallu)
"Kaki kaki dekho na ye kya ho gaya" ek ladaka Jo ki 20 varsh ka tha janagal me khel Raha th lekin vah achanak pass hi me sukhi lakadi kaat Rahi kaki ke pass jakar kahata hai...
"Kya ho gya lalla kaha kuchh ho gaya tujhko" kaki ne ladake se kaha
[Kaki ka naam dhanno hai Jo ki 44 varsh ki hai aur sabhi ko pata hai ki gaav ki mahilaye sadhi ke baad kaisi ho jati hai to kaki bhi Sadi ke baad thodi bhari huyi mahila ho gayi thi par kaki Aaj bhi aag thi. vaise to ye apane pati ke aalawa kisi ko apani chut di nahi hai par ye lallu ke naam se ungali jarur karati hai Karan pati ab nahi chhuta tha aur Aisa nahi tha ki kaki apani hawas mitana chahati thi par pyar bhi bahut karati thi nahi to ab Tak lallu ke land ke dhage Tut Gaye hote kyoki lallu jyadatar inake hi pass raha tha yaha tak ki kaki aur lallu ek sath hi sote the kaki lallu ko bahut pyar karati thi aur lallu ki har jidd ko pura karati thi.....
Lallan ye ladake ka naam hai umr yahi koi 19 20 hoga vaise to use sab lallu kahate hai aur gav me adhiktar bade log lalla hi kahate the Lalu thoda haaf mind tha to usaki kartute sabako hasane par majbur kar deti thi aur sath me koi dusman nahi tha lallu ka kyoki lallu ki harkate hi aisi thi vah sabki madad karta tha chahe usake kattar dusman hi kyo na ho aur vaise bhi vah dushmani kya hai vah yah janata hi nahi tha....lallu sabase jyada 2-3 logo ke ass hi jyada rahata tha aur unaki baat bhi sunata tha aur ve sabhi ise pyar karate the pahale to dhanno kaki thi aur baaki baad me bataunaga]
Kaki ke pass jakar lallu apana dhoti side karata hai aur apana land bahar nikalata hai jise dekhkar kaki pahale to kuchh kahane to wali thi lekin lallu ke land dekhane ke baad to usake shabd hi unaki chut me ghus jata hai......
Kaki dekho na ise yah pata nahi kaise bada ho gaya...
Lallu apane land ko aage pichhe karane lagata hai aur.... Ahhhh kaki isi tarah se karane par to maja aa Raha hai
"Lalla ye kya kar Raha hai hath hata" aur kaki lallu ka hath pakad leti hai aur ek hath se lallu ke land ko pakad leti hai aur apane charo traf dekhati hai to unhe koi nahi dikhata hai to vah apana dhyan lallu ke land ki traf jata hai jisako vah apane hatho me pakade huye thi aur dhire dhire hilaye ja Rahi thi... Phir thuk nigalte huye..
"Lalla ye itana bada kaise ho gaya re.... (Apane hoth par jeebh firate huuee).... (Man me sochati hai-Iss ye to kisi gadhe ka lag raha hai)..." Kaki ne kaha
"Aaah kaki aur jor hilaye maja aa raha hai aur mujhe pata nahi ki ye itana bada kaise ho gaya sayad.......". Apani baat beech me chhodkar lallu apane land ko kaki ke mukh ki traf puss karane lagata hai
Land ko apane mukh ke itana karib dekhkar ghabrakar pichhe har jati hai par chhodati nahi hai "ye kya kar Raha hai lalla" kaki ne kaha
"Kaki ise mukh me lo na... Jaise sudha Chachi ne lekar use thik Kiya tha...." Lallu ne bholepan se kaha aur ye baat sunkar to kaki e mukh aur gaand ke sath sath chut bhi harani ke mare chauda ho jata hai...
"Kya shudha ne use mukh me liya tha" kaki ne hairai se puchha unhe yakin nahi huaa ki sudha Jo unaki sage devar ki patni thi usane Aisa Kiya tha
"Ha kaki aur mera pesab bhi piya... Boli ki isase achchha to kuchh hota hi nahi hai khane ke liye .... Kaki AAP bhi lona muh me" Lallu ne bholepan se kaha
"hai daiya ye mere muh me aayega kya ki tu ise lene ke liye bol raha hai" kaki ne kaha
"Sudha kaki ke muh me to aa ja Raha tha vah bhi itana " Lallu apane land par isara karte huye kahata hai
"Kya itana le Rahi thi (sali ka muh Kitana bada hai ki pura ka pura land le Rahi thi mari nahi kiya vaise to lalla ko vah na pasand karati hai par ye kaise kar diya usane - man me sochti hai)" sudha kaki ne hairan hote huye kaha
"Ha kaki ab lo na Kitana sawal puchti ho
Nahi Lena to bol do mai ja Raha hu sudha kaki ke pass" lallu ne kaha aur kaki ka hath apane land par se hatane hi wala tha ki....
"Areee nahi nahi mai le Rahi hu kahi Jane ki jarurat nahi hai samajh...." Kaki ne had badate huye kaha
"Ha mai nahi jata par jaldi lo na" lallu ne kaha
"Ha le to Rahi hu pahale us ped ke pichhe chal.." kaki ne ek ped ki or ishara karate huye kaha
"Ha chalo" lallu ne kaki ka hath pakad liya aur lagbhag unhe khichte huye ped ke pichhe le gaya cah ped Aisa tha ki usake pichhe do log aaram se chhip sakatee the us ped ke pichhe Jane par lallu ne kaki ka hath chhod Diya aur apana paint ka huk khol deta hai aur kurte ko apane sine tak uthakar pakad leta hai.......
Kaki apane ghutano par aa jati hai aur land ko pakad kar achchhe tarike se use niharati hai phir apani jeebh nikalkar land ke aage ke bhag Jo ki tamatar jaisa tha use chatati hai.....
"Ha... Kaki aise hi.... Par sudha kaki jaisa Karo na" lallu ne kaha aur apana ek hath se kurte ko pakadte huye dusare hath ko kaki ke sath ke upar se land ki taraf puss karata hai...
"Areee le to Rahi hu is tarah dhakel kyo Raha hai......." Kaki ne hadbadate huye kaha (kaki apane man me- kutte agar tujhase pyar nahi karati to ye kaam mai kabhi nahi karati.. kabhi apane pati ka land muh me nahi liya lekin isaka Lena pad raha hai... Pyar me kya kya nahi karana padata hai... Mana bhi nahi kar sakati pal me naraj ho jata hai.)
Kaki ne anmane man se land ko apana puara muh kholkar liya jisase lallu ki siskiya nikal gayi ..
"Ahh kaki......"
"Kya ho gaya lalla..." Kaki ne land ko muh se nakal kar chinta bhare svar me kaha
"Are kuchh nahi kaki jab aapane apane muh me liya tab bada maja aaya tha" lallu ne kaha aur kaki ke khule huye muh me apana land dalane laaga lekin kaki ka muh Chhota pad ja Raha tha to kewal land ke tope ka aage ke thoda sa hi bhag gusa jisako nikal kar kaki ne kaha
"Are le to Rahi hu itana utavala kyo ho Raha hai thoda sant raha" yah kahkar kaki ne apana pura muh khola aur lallu ke land ko muh me le liya joki tope se thoda andar Tak hi le pa Rahi thi phir bhi vahi Tak lekar apana muh aage pichhe karane laagi aur idhar lallu ka kaje se bura haal tha
"Aaahhhha. Kaki bahut maja aa raha hai" lallu ne maje me kaha jise sunakar kaki apana muh teji se chalane lagi ....
"Aur tej aur tej kaki" lallu ne kaha aur kaki lallu ki bato ko sunakar kewal hu hu hu hu kar Rahi thi ab kaki ko bhi lallu ka land ka swad pasand aa gaya tha
"Kaki mai pakad lu" lallu ne kaha to kaki sawal bhari najaro se lallu ko dekhati hai aur par lallu ke land ko muh se bahar nahi nikalati hai ..
"Isako..." Kaki ke boobs ki or ishara karate huye lallu ne kaha jise samajhane ke baad aur thodi der sochane ke baad kaki lallu ke land ko muh se bahar nikal deti hai..
"Lalla chal ab Ghar chalate hai dekh ab andhera Ghana hone laga hai" kaki ne kaha aur apane aapko sahi karane lagi
"Par kaki mera huaa nahi abhi" lallu ne kaha
"Dekh lalla kaki se pyar karata hai na" kaki ne kaha par lallu ne koi jawab nahi Diya
"Nahi karata hai" kaki ne phir se kaha
"Nahi nahi maine kab kaha ki mai aapase pyar nahi karata hu.... Maito aapse bahut pyar karata hu kaki" lallu ne kaki ki baato ko sunkar kaha
"Ha to chal abhi Tera pura kaam mai baad me kar dungi" kaki ne pyar se lallu ke balo ko bigaad te huye kaha
"Ji thik hai..." Lallu ne dhire se kaha aur kaki ke hath pakad kar jaha pahale kaki ne sukhi lakadi Kati thi vaha aate hai aur fatafat lakadi ko samet kar gather banate hai aur kaki apane sar par uthane ko kahati hai par lallu apane sar par le leta hai aur dono Ghar ki or ch
al dete hai.....
Idhar gav me kuchh alag hi chal Raha tha..
milate hai next part me............
Part-01
(Dhanno Kaki aur hamara Lallu)
"Kaki kaki dekho na ye kya ho gaya" ek ladaka Jo ki 20 varsh ka tha janagal me khel Raha th lekin vah achanak pass hi me sukhi lakadi kaat Rahi kaki ke pass jakar kahata hai...
"Kya ho gya lalla kaha kuchh ho gaya tujhko" kaki ne ladake se kaha
[Kaki ka naam dhanno hai Jo ki 44 varsh ki hai aur sabhi ko pata hai ki gaav ki mahilaye sadhi ke baad kaisi ho jati hai to kaki bhi Sadi ke baad thodi bhari huyi mahila ho gayi thi par kaki Aaj bhi aag thi. vaise to ye apane pati ke aalawa kisi ko apani chut di nahi hai par ye lallu ke naam se ungali jarur karati hai Karan pati ab nahi chhuta tha aur Aisa nahi tha ki kaki apani hawas mitana chahati thi par pyar bhi bahut karati thi nahi to ab Tak lallu ke land ke dhage Tut Gaye hote kyoki lallu jyadatar inake hi pass raha tha yaha tak ki kaki aur lallu ek sath hi sote the kaki lallu ko bahut pyar karati thi aur lallu ki har jidd ko pura karati thi.....
Lallan ye ladake ka naam hai umr yahi koi 19 20 hoga vaise to use sab lallu kahate hai aur gav me adhiktar bade log lalla hi kahate the Lalu thoda haaf mind tha to usaki kartute sabako hasane par majbur kar deti thi aur sath me koi dusman nahi tha lallu ka kyoki lallu ki harkate hi aisi thi vah sabki madad karta tha chahe usake kattar dusman hi kyo na ho aur vaise bhi vah dushmani kya hai vah yah janata hi nahi tha....lallu sabase jyada 2-3 logo ke ass hi jyada rahata tha aur unaki baat bhi sunata tha aur ve sabhi ise pyar karate the pahale to dhanno kaki thi aur baaki baad me bataunaga]
Kaki ke pass jakar lallu apana dhoti side karata hai aur apana land bahar nikalata hai jise dekhkar kaki pahale to kuchh kahane to wali thi lekin lallu ke land dekhane ke baad to usake shabd hi unaki chut me ghus jata hai......
Kaki dekho na ise yah pata nahi kaise bada ho gaya...
Lallu apane land ko aage pichhe karane lagata hai aur.... Ahhhh kaki isi tarah se karane par to maja aa Raha hai
"Lalla ye kya kar Raha hai hath hata" aur kaki lallu ka hath pakad leti hai aur ek hath se lallu ke land ko pakad leti hai aur apane charo traf dekhati hai to unhe koi nahi dikhata hai to vah apana dhyan lallu ke land ki traf jata hai jisako vah apane hatho me pakade huye thi aur dhire dhire hilaye ja Rahi thi... Phir thuk nigalte huye..
"Lalla ye itana bada kaise ho gaya re.... (Apane hoth par jeebh firate huuee).... (Man me sochati hai-Iss ye to kisi gadhe ka lag raha hai)..." Kaki ne kaha
"Aaah kaki aur jor hilaye maja aa raha hai aur mujhe pata nahi ki ye itana bada kaise ho gaya sayad.......". Apani baat beech me chhodkar lallu apane land ko kaki ke mukh ki traf puss karane lagata hai
Land ko apane mukh ke itana karib dekhkar ghabrakar pichhe har jati hai par chhodati nahi hai "ye kya kar Raha hai lalla" kaki ne kaha
"Kaki ise mukh me lo na... Jaise sudha Chachi ne lekar use thik Kiya tha...." Lallu ne bholepan se kaha aur ye baat sunkar to kaki e mukh aur gaand ke sath sath chut bhi harani ke mare chauda ho jata hai...
"Kya shudha ne use mukh me liya tha" kaki ne hairai se puchha unhe yakin nahi huaa ki sudha Jo unaki sage devar ki patni thi usane Aisa Kiya tha
"Ha kaki aur mera pesab bhi piya... Boli ki isase achchha to kuchh hota hi nahi hai khane ke liye .... Kaki AAP bhi lona muh me" Lallu ne bholepan se kaha
"hai daiya ye mere muh me aayega kya ki tu ise lene ke liye bol raha hai" kaki ne kaha
"Sudha kaki ke muh me to aa ja Raha tha vah bhi itana " Lallu apane land par isara karte huye kahata hai
"Kya itana le Rahi thi (sali ka muh Kitana bada hai ki pura ka pura land le Rahi thi mari nahi kiya vaise to lalla ko vah na pasand karati hai par ye kaise kar diya usane - man me sochti hai)" sudha kaki ne hairan hote huye kaha
"Ha kaki ab lo na Kitana sawal puchti ho
Nahi Lena to bol do mai ja Raha hu sudha kaki ke pass" lallu ne kaha aur kaki ka hath apane land par se hatane hi wala tha ki....
"Areee nahi nahi mai le Rahi hu kahi Jane ki jarurat nahi hai samajh...." Kaki ne had badate huye kaha
"Ha mai nahi jata par jaldi lo na" lallu ne kaha
"Ha le to Rahi hu pahale us ped ke pichhe chal.." kaki ne ek ped ki or ishara karate huye kaha
"Ha chalo" lallu ne kaki ka hath pakad liya aur lagbhag unhe khichte huye ped ke pichhe le gaya cah ped Aisa tha ki usake pichhe do log aaram se chhip sakatee the us ped ke pichhe Jane par lallu ne kaki ka hath chhod Diya aur apana paint ka huk khol deta hai aur kurte ko apane sine tak uthakar pakad leta hai.......
Kaki apane ghutano par aa jati hai aur land ko pakad kar achchhe tarike se use niharati hai phir apani jeebh nikalkar land ke aage ke bhag Jo ki tamatar jaisa tha use chatati hai.....
"Ha... Kaki aise hi.... Par sudha kaki jaisa Karo na" lallu ne kaha aur apana ek hath se kurte ko pakadte huye dusare hath ko kaki ke sath ke upar se land ki taraf puss karata hai...
"Areee le to Rahi hu is tarah dhakel kyo Raha hai......." Kaki ne hadbadate huye kaha (kaki apane man me- kutte agar tujhase pyar nahi karati to ye kaam mai kabhi nahi karati.. kabhi apane pati ka land muh me nahi liya lekin isaka Lena pad raha hai... Pyar me kya kya nahi karana padata hai... Mana bhi nahi kar sakati pal me naraj ho jata hai.)
Kaki ne anmane man se land ko apana puara muh kholkar liya jisase lallu ki siskiya nikal gayi ..
"Ahh kaki......"
"Kya ho gaya lalla..." Kaki ne land ko muh se nakal kar chinta bhare svar me kaha
"Are kuchh nahi kaki jab aapane apane muh me liya tab bada maja aaya tha" lallu ne kaha aur kaki ke khule huye muh me apana land dalane laaga lekin kaki ka muh Chhota pad ja Raha tha to kewal land ke tope ka aage ke thoda sa hi bhag gusa jisako nikal kar kaki ne kaha
"Are le to Rahi hu itana utavala kyo ho Raha hai thoda sant raha" yah kahkar kaki ne apana pura muh khola aur lallu ke land ko muh me le liya joki tope se thoda andar Tak hi le pa Rahi thi phir bhi vahi Tak lekar apana muh aage pichhe karane laagi aur idhar lallu ka kaje se bura haal tha
"Aaahhhha. Kaki bahut maja aa raha hai" lallu ne maje me kaha jise sunakar kaki apana muh teji se chalane lagi ....
"Aur tej aur tej kaki" lallu ne kaha aur kaki lallu ki bato ko sunakar kewal hu hu hu hu kar Rahi thi ab kaki ko bhi lallu ka land ka swad pasand aa gaya tha
"Kaki mai pakad lu" lallu ne kaha to kaki sawal bhari najaro se lallu ko dekhati hai aur par lallu ke land ko muh se bahar nahi nikalati hai ..
"Isako..." Kaki ke boobs ki or ishara karate huye lallu ne kaha jise samajhane ke baad aur thodi der sochane ke baad kaki lallu ke land ko muh se bahar nikal deti hai..
"Lalla chal ab Ghar chalate hai dekh ab andhera Ghana hone laga hai" kaki ne kaha aur apane aapko sahi karane lagi
"Par kaki mera huaa nahi abhi" lallu ne kaha
"Dekh lalla kaki se pyar karata hai na" kaki ne kaha par lallu ne koi jawab nahi Diya
"Nahi karata hai" kaki ne phir se kaha
"Nahi nahi maine kab kaha ki mai aapase pyar nahi karata hu.... Maito aapse bahut pyar karata hu kaki" lallu ne kaki ki baato ko sunkar kaha
"Ha to chal abhi Tera pura kaam mai baad me kar dungi" kaki ne pyar se lallu ke balo ko bigaad te huye kaha
"Ji thik hai..." Lallu ne dhire se kaha aur kaki ke hath pakad kar jaha pahale kaki ne sukhi lakadi Kati thi vaha aate hai aur fatafat lakadi ko samet kar gather banate hai aur kaki apane sar par uthane ko kahati hai par lallu apane sar par le leta hai aur dono Ghar ki or ch
al dete hai.....
Idhar gav me kuchh alag hi chal Raha tha..
milate hai next part me............
