Part - 02
Abhi tak.....
"Ji thik hai..." Lallu ne dhire se kaha aur kaki ke hath pakad kar jaha pahale kaki ne sukhi lakadi Kati thi vaha aate hai aur fatafat lakadi ko samet kar gather banate hai aur kaki apane sar par uthane ko kahati hai par lallu apane sar par le leta hai aur dono Ghar ki or chal dete hai.....
abb aage.......
Idhar gav me kuchh alag hi chal Raha tha..
"Arre tujhe pata hai ramu ki bitiya us kallua ke sath galat kaam karate huye pakadi gayi thi" ek adhed umr ki aurat aurato ke mandali me baithi ye baat kah Rahi thi ..
"Kya baat kar Rahi ho didi mai Aisa nahi Maan sakati hu ....." Ek dusari aurat ne kaha
"Kyo nahi Maan sakti ho tum batao bhala" pahali aurat ne kaha
"Aapane kallu ki Umar dekhi hai aur ramu ki bitiya ki.... Kaha vah abhi abhi Jawan huyi 18 varsh ki laundiya aur kaha vah kala kaluta 65 varsh ka budha" ek tisari aurat ne jawab diya
"Baat to tumhari sahi hai.*** Lekin gav me Jo afwah faili hai usaka kya " pahali aurat ne kaha
"Didi kaha gaav walo ki bato ko sunane lagi ho tum aur jara batao ki sabase pahale kisane yah baat failayi hai" ek dusari aurat ne jawab diya
"Ramu ke bade Bhai ka beta Jo Sonu hai na isi ne yah batai hai" pahali aurat ne kaha
"Us haram ke Jane ki baato me aa gayi tum didi.... Bhul gayi jab ham khetan me hagane ja rahe the tab usane hamare sath kya Kiya tha......" Dusari aurat ne pahali aurat ke baat ko sunkar kaha .........
"Are us baat ko kaise bhul sakati hu us randi ke pille ko tab se Ghar aakar use maine saaf saaf kah Diya hai ki agar mere Ghar ke samane aas pass kahi bhi dikh Gaye to Teri gand me 5 inch mota danda ghused dungi" pahali aurat ne thode gusse me kaha
"Chhi didi kitani gandi baate karane lagi ho tum" tisari aurat ne sarmate huye kaha
"Ayee hayee dekho to kaise sarma rahi hai..... Maine suna hai ki chhote devarji ka bada aur mota hai vah to tu nigal jati hai aur ab hamare yaha Sharma Rahi hai ham to kewal baate kar rahi hai......" Dusari aurat ne kaha
"Are tum kahe liye chup hai re" pahali aurat ne ek chauthi aurat ko bola
"Mai kya bolu (Pahali aurat ko) tu to janati hai ki meri bhi bindiya ab Jawan ho gayi hai bas vahi ab usaki sadi vadi ho jaye to ganga naha lu didi aap to janati hi hai meri eklauti santan hai aur vah jab dekho lalla ke sath bachcha bani rahati hai" chauthi aurat ne chintit aawaj me kahati hai
"Didi (chauthi aurat ko) mai to kahati hu aap lalla ka hi hath kyo nahi mang leti usaki ma se.... Tum bhi to dekhati rahati hi ki vah kaise ek pati patni ki tarah rahate hai.... Aur mai sach sach bata deti hu ki tumhari bitiya lalla se pyar karati hai" tisari aurat ne kaha
"Aisa to mat bol (tisari aurat ko)... Agar aisa ho gaya to meri bitiya ke to bhag hi bigad jayenge... Lalla ke pariwar abhi itana achchha hai jab sab log alag honge tab vah aadha dimag wala lalla kya karega" chauthi aurat ne kaha
"Aisa to mat bol tu (chauthi aurat se).... Aur tu ye kya baate kar rahi hai us thakur ke pille se teri bitiya ki kaise ijjat bachai thi.... Aur tu dekh liyo teri bitiya usase hi shadi karegi tu chahe jo bhi kar le.... Hamara lalla haf mind hai to kya vah risto ko achchhi tarah se samjhata hai vah auro ki tarah jhuth aur chalbaji to nahi karata hai......." Pahali aurat ne kaha
"Tu mat Gyan de mujhe agar itana hi pasand hai to tu kyo nahi apani bitiya ki sadi usase karawa deti teri dono bitiya to ghodi ho gayi hai" chauthi aurat ne kaha
"Sayad didi aap (chauthi aurat se) nahi janati ki didi (pahali aurat ki or ishara karake) ne pahale hi lalla ke maa se kah diya hai ki agar lalla ki shadi kahi aur kiya to inase bura koi nahi hoga" dusari aurat ne kaha
"Jab pahale hi use book kar liya hai tab kyo kaha tumane (pahali aurat se)" chauthi aurat ne kaha
" Mai to bas tujhase kah Rahi thi aur vaise bhi meri bitiya ko koi pareshani nahi hogi teri bitiya ko sautan banane me aur vaise bhi dekhi nahi hai ki dono aise rahati hai jaise vah dono sagi bahane hai" pahali aurat ne kaha
Chalate hai dusari traf kyoki aurato ki baate to kabhi khatm nahi hone wali hai...........
Gav me Ghana andhera chha gaya tha aur gav me log jald hi sone lagate hai...
"Huuuaaaaaaa huaaaaa....." Siyar chilla rahe the
"Ye madarchodo aaj itana chilla rahe hai kya inaki maiya chud Rahi hai sala ek to choro ka dar aur dusara inaka ye aawaj sunkar nind bhi nahi aati hai" ek Aadami Jo kheto me rakhwali ke liye ja raha tha
"Hariya rakhwali ke liye ja Raha hai" ek bhari aawaj hariya ke kaano me padati hai....
(aadami ka naam hariya hai jo rakhawali ke liye khet me ja Raha hai)
Yah aawaj sunkar to hariya vah khada ho jata hai aur idhar udhar dekhane laga par usaki torch ki roshani jaha tak ja rahi thi vaha vaha kisi bhi aadami to kya parinde bhi nahi dikh rahe the...
"Sala ye bola kaun.... Lagata hai ki mere kaan baj rahe hai ye siyar hi aaj itana chilla rahe hai ki koi kuchh bolega nahi phir bhi Aisa lagega ki koi kuchh bol raha hai" hariya ne apane aap se kaha aur vah aage ki or bhadh gaya
"Arre tune jwab nahi Diya hariya. Kya kaan me land Dale huye hai" phir se vahi aawaj aayi
"Land tere kaan me hoga madarchodo......." Hariya us aawaj ki baat sunkar gusse me bole aur pichhe ghuma hi tha ki usake aankho ke aage andhera chha gaya aur vah vahi behosh ho gaya
Fir se siyaro ki chillane ki aawaj aane lagata hai jisao is kali raat me koi sun le to usaki pant pilli hona to tay hai lekin maje ki baat jaise jaise siyaro ki chillane ka aawaj ek disha me ja raha tha vaise vaise andhera chhat raha tha aur chand ki chandani failate ja rahi thi……..
Gav se thodi duri par gav ke sima par ek bargad ka ped tha waha par ek diya jal raha tha lekin vah fadfada raha kabhi diya bujh jata to kabhi vah jal uthata……
us ped ki tra hi siyaro ka ek jhund huaa huaa chillate huye aa rahe the aur ped ke charo traf ek golakar line me baithe ja rahe the aur tajub ki baat ye hai ki koi bhi siyar apani line se idhar se udhar nahi baitha tha……..
jab siyaro ke jhund ne ped ke charo traf gola banakar baith gaye tab ek lagbhg 6fit laba aakriti ji insano ke jaisa hi tha par apane pure sharir par chadar odhe huye tha (ise mai saya hi kahunga) usake ek hath me kulhadi aur dusare hath me ik insan ko pakade huye aur use ghasitata lekar us ped ke pass aa raha tha aur abb kaala andhera us ped ke charo traf ped se lagbhag 100 meter ki duri pa fala huaa tha aur baki area me chand ki chandani faili huyi thi….
Jab vah saya ped ke pass pahuchata hai to us insan ko jisako vah saya ghasitata huaa laya tha usako uthakar ped ke pass patak deta hai…
“mere bachche kaha hai tu dekh tere bapu tere liye kya laye hai tujhe meet khane the na dekh mai tere lie insano ka mansa laya hu” us saya ne ped ki or dekhate huye kaha aur usaka aawaj sunkar ped ke upar se ek dusara kala saya dhire dhire utarane lagata hai……….
“b b b b b baba ye ye ye mmmmmmere lllllliye aaaaaaap lllllllaye hai” us saye ne ped se niche utarane ke baad us vyakti ke pass jakar usake sar ke baal ki khichate huye kahata hai
“ha mere bachche ye insan hi to hamara priy bhojan hai aur tujhe to insano ke kacha mans bahut priy hai na isliye dekh tere liye maine insan ka taja mans laya hu abb to tu mujhase naraj nahi hai na……” us saya ne kaha
(yaha mai bata du pahale wale ko mai sirf saya aur dusare wale ko jo sayad pahale wale ka beta hai use mai kala saya kahunga)
“l l l lekin b b b b baba ye ye ye m m mar ch ch chuka hai” kala saye ne kaha
“nahi mere bache mujhe pata hai tujhe tdapate huye insan khane bahut psand hai yah kewal behosh hai kuchh der ruko yah hosh me aata hi hoga” us saye ne kaha
Dusari traf ek ghar ke pichhe……
“behenchod kabhi pakdwa dega tu land me dam to hai nahi roj aa jata hai tu apani aama ki bur marwane” ek ladaki jo jhuki hui thi aur usaka salwar ghute se niche gira huaa tha aur usake pichhe se ek ladaka apana land dale dhakke laga raha tha
“kya karu randi teri ye chut sala daru se bhi adhik nasa deta hai bas kuchh din hi ki baat hai usake baad tujhe roj roj pareshan nahi karunga” ladaka ne dhakka lagate huye kaha
“kyo kya usake bad apani amma ko chodega kya ya apani kisi bahan ko chodane wala hai” ldaki ne kaha aur use bilkul bhi maja nahi aa raha tha kyoki ldake ka land ldaki ki fati chut ke hisab se kafi chhota aur patala bhi tha
“kuchh aisa hi samjhle mujhe lagata hai ki meri chacheri bahan line par aa gayi hai kyoki aaj usake chuchi pakad kar daba diya tha usake baad vah gussa nahi huyi balaki vah vaha se bhag gayi thi ha bas apani aankhe tareri the mere upar lekin kuchh boli nahi…… lekin hmmmm (jor de dhakka marate huye) Sali tu meri badi didi ko aaj tak tayar karati hi rah gayi ha” ladake ne ldaki ko chodate huye kaha
“sale bhadave tere se bada to tere us budhdhe ka hai jisase aaj bhi meri chikhe nikal jati hai… ek kaam kar bur me do ungali dall usake baad land dalakar chudayi kar… aur mai kya karu teri bahan se teri badai karati hu to vah tere pagal bhai ki badai karane lagati hai…… aahhhhhh ha aise hi……… aisa lagata hai ki vah usase tere se jyada pyar karati hai…. Aur ha tere chhote chahca ki ldakiya us pagal se pyar karati hai to unhe to tu bhul ja…… aaahhhh maaaa mar gayi re……. madhachod randi ki aulad gand me se ungali nikal jaldi nikal vaha abhi tak ek ungali nahi dali hai hamane samajha ……” ldaki ne kaha aur vah sidhi khadi hone lagi par ladake ne apani pakad majbut kar liya….
“un dono ki to baat hi mat kar randi…. Unhe dekhkar to mere bade chacha bhi land khada hone se nahi rok pate hai par meri randi chachi ne hi unhe bhadkaya hai ki vah us pagal se dono ki sadi karwayengi” aahhhhh mai aa rahu re chhinal” ladake ne kaha aur ladaki ke andar hi jhad gaya aur dwal se tikakar apane aapko durust karane laga……
Tabhi "rani…… pichhe hai kya re tu” ek mahila ki aawaj aati hai jo us ghar ke chhat par e torch ki roshani niche karate huye puchhati hai aur torch ki roshani ldake aur
ladaki ke upar padati tab tak dono vaha se bhag khade huye the……………..
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