Adultery Kagaz ke phool

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UPDATE 28​

Toh dosto pichhle update ke jabardast aur gaand faad response ke baad hum log a pahunche hain is khubsurat se safar ke agle padaw par. Abhi tak Humne dekha k Rahul ne apne baap ke khilaf bagawat karte huye apni mari huyi maa ka sapna pura karne ke liye ek restaurant kholne ki thaan li hai. Aur apni mom Kiran ke support aur apne mama ji ke maarg darshan ke sath usne apna pehla padaw achhe se paar kar liya hai. Halanki Rajeev ne thoda taang adane ki try ki thi but wo jyada kamyab nahi ho paya. Aur is pure time uska dost Sonu uske sath khada raha aur uski har jagah madad karta raha. Halanki is beech use Aditi mili. Jo k ek hot and sexy ladki hone ke sath sath Rahul par lattu v thi aur iska fayada uthate huye Rahul ne use Apni behan Divya ki welcome party mein pick kiya aur uske sath do baar humbistar ho chuka hai. Par pichhli baar thoda locha ho gaya hai jiski wajah se uski behan aur Aditi dono usse naraz hain. Toh dekhna yeh hai k hamara Hero yani Rahul age chal kar aur kin kin musibaton mein fasne wala hai aur wo apni professional life ke sath sath apne personal life ke chhote bade lochon ko kaise sambhal payega.

Behanchod gaand fat gayi puri story ki summary likhte likhte. Main age se yeh sab nahi karne wala aur vaise v aisa kon pagal ka bacha hoga jo seedha 28th update padhne ayega. Toh dosto apke sabar ka 3 ghante imtehan lene ke baad hum shuru karte hain hamari age ki story.

Toh Baat kuchh aisi hai k Divya ki jhaant ke baal sulghane ke baad aur Kiran ke sath thoda jazbati-jazbati khelne ke baad jab Rahul ko thodi fursat mili toh chal pada apne liye choot ka bandobast karne. Abhi yaar sach puchho toh jawan launda hai aur life mein kabhi itne din bina choot ke raha nahi hai toh bhaisahab chal diye apni FD tudwane. Yani Aditi ke paas kionk inko lagta hai k jab inka man karega wo inke samne taangein faila ke let jayegi. Par bhai ladkion ko aj tak kaun jaan paya hai jo yeh kal ka launda samajh payega. Abhi ap khud hi dekh lo k yeh ismein kamyab ho payega yah nahi.

Rahul kareeb adhe ghante se Aditi ke restaurant mein baitha uska wait kar raha hai but wo hai k Rahul ko ignore kiye chup chap apna kaam kiye ja rahi hai. Itne time mein kitne log ake chale v gaye par Rahul wahin baitha uska intezar kar raha hai. Time pass ke liye ek burger mangwa liya aur kab se usi ko leke baitha hai.

“Yaar yeh ladki v na. Kitna bhao khati hai. Pichhle adhe ghante se baitha hun but mujhe dekh kar v undekha kare ja rahi hai. Ab kya karun iske paas toh abhi iska phone v nahi hoga.”

Tabhi Rahul ke dimag mein ek Idea aya. Usne ek waiter ko awaj di.

Waiter: ji sir boliye main apki kya help kar sakta hun.

Rahul: yaar tum log kaam-baam dhyan se karte ho yah nahi. Yaar maine ek simple sa burger mangwaya tha aur tum logon ne ismein kuchh daala v hai yah bas bun mein tikki daal ke de di. Isse achha toh aadmi redi pe kha le.

Waiter: sir apke burger mein sab kuchh toh hai. Yeh dekhiye latus, tamato, onion sab kuchh toh hai aur agar apko koi sauce chahiye toh main wo v la kar de deta hun.

Rahul: achha ab tum customer se behas karoge. Jao abhi apni manager ko bula kar lao.

Waiter(darte huye): sir plz aise mat kijiye. Vaise v maine yeh thode na banaya hai main toh bas serve karta hun. Ap kahein toh main dusra burger lata hun.

Rahul: tum kya mujhe bhikhari samajhte ho. Main khud dusra burger nahi le sakta kya. Akhir customer service naam v ki koi cheez hoti hai yah nahi. Jao jaldi se manager ko bula kar lao nahi toh yahan hungama karke sabhi customers bhaga dunga.

Waiter: sir ap shant rahiye main abhi manager ko lekar aya. Bas do minute sir.

Rahul: han jaldi leke ao. Time nahi hai mere paas.

Waiter(fusfusate huye): sala pichhle adhe ghante se ek burger leke baitha hai aur bolta hai time nahi hai. Sare ghar pe ladayi karke yahan a jate hain hum pe chadhne.

Rahul: abe sale yeh munh mein fus fus kya kar raha hai.

Waiter: kuchh nahi sir. Main bas aya do minute mein.

Rahul: han jaldi ja aur jaldi bhej.

Fir waiter bechara man mein Rahul ko gaalian bakte huye Aditi ki taraf chal pada jo k apne staff ko supervise kar rahi thi. Rahul toh man hi man khus ho gaya k uska plan successful ho gaya tha. Bas abhi Aditi uske paas a jaye aur wo use do minute mein mana lega. Par bhai ise kya pata k yeh tedhi kheer hai bhai achhe achhon ki jalebi ban jati hai ladki ke ruthne par. Ab iska pata nahi kya hoga. Toh Khair waiter ne jaise hi use Rahul ke bare mein bataya toh wo samajh gayi k Rahul bas drame kar raha hai usse baat karne ke liye toh usne Waiter ko wahin rukne ko bola aur khud Rahul ke paas chal padi. Rahul toh kab se uska wait kar raha tha. Wo use ate dekh apni chair se uth khada huya.

Aditi(Rahul ke paas ate huye): han bolo kya problem hai tumhe.

Aditi ke aise tewar dekh kar Rahul ki hawa tight ho gayi k akhir yeh konsa avatar hai iska.

Rahul: yaar aise kion baat kar rahi ho. Main customer hun tumhara.

Aditi: Abhi yeh drame kisi aur ke samne karna mujhe seedha seedha batao k kya kaam hai Tumhe jo pichhle 30 minute mein baithe mujhe ghur rahe ho.

Rahul: yaar maine tumhe kab ghura. Aur ek minute agar tumhe pata hai k main yahan par 30 minute se baitha hun toh tum mere paas ayi kion nahi.

Aditi: kionk mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni. Ab bolo tumhe kya kehna hai aur jao yahan se mere staff ko faltu mein pareshan mat karo.

Rahul: yaar tum thoda shant toh ho jao. Main yahan tumse sorry bolne aya hun. Us din mujhe sach mein nahi pata tha k mom itni jaldi wapis a jayegi nahi toh main tumhe aise kion bulata aur main v toh fasta na yaar.

Aditi: tumhe koi idea v hai k us din Divya ke samne mujhe kitna awkward feel ho raha tha k wo kya soch rahi hogi k kaisi ladki hai jo aise uske bhai ke sath abhi pata nahi kya kya karke ayi hogi.

Rahul: yaar wo aisa kuchh nahi sochti. Tum pareshan mat ho.

Aditi: mujhe pata hai k wo aisi nahi hai but main usse nahi tumse gussa hun. Kionk main wahan itna risk leke tumhare paas ayi kionk tumhe so called “lonely” feel ho raha tha aur tumne us din ke baad jara sa v nahi socha k mujhe kaisa feel huya. Tumne ek baar v kosish nahi ki k mujhse baar karke mujhe achha feel karwao. Tumhe kisi ladki ko manana nahi ata kya.

Rahul: dekho mujhe pata hai k main in sab kamon mein achha nahi hun. But meri v kya galti hai akhir maine kisi v ladki ko aj tak manaya hi nahi. Par yaar main kosish toh kar hi raha hun na.

Aditi: tum ise kosish bolte ho? Vaise toh tum mujhe apni dost kehte ho aur mujhse baat karne ke liye tumhe mere staff ko faltu mein pareshan karna pada. Tum seedhe seedhe ake haq se nahi keh sakte the k Aditi mujhe tumse baat karni hai.

Rahul: wo main. Main wo..

Aditi: ab yeh main wo main wo kya kar rahe ho. Asal mein baat yeh hai k tum mujhe apni rakhail samjhte ho k jab chaho bulao chodo aur bhul jao. Par kabhi public mein seedha seedha baat nahi karoge kionk tumhe nahi pata k Wo log jab puchhenge k yeh ladki kon hai toh tum kya bologe. Kabhi toh tum apni behan ki friend bana doge kabhi customer banke baat karoge toh kabhi kisi aur bahane. Tum asal mein unhi raeeszadon ki tarah ho jo ladkion se badi badi batein toh karte hain par wo batein sirf bed tak hi seemit hoti hai uske baad unmein yeh dum nahi hota k society ke samne bol payein k yeh meri bandi hai yaar bandi toh dur ki baat par tum toh dost tak nahi bol paye. Yaar agar tumhe mujhe kisi ke samne bulane mein yah yeh accept karne mein sharam ati hai na k yeh meri friend hai toh ek kaam karo. Apne baap ke khazane se kuchh paise lo aur kisi kothe par jakar jo tumhara man kare wo karo but aj ke baad mujhe apni shakal mat dikhana.

Aditi ki batein Rahul ko kuchh aisi chubhi k wo kuchh bol nahi paya bas apna sir neeche kare wo sab sunta raha par uske paas is sab ka koi jawab nahi tha akhir hota v kaise. Kionk Aditi ne kuchh kadwe shabdon ka istemaal jarur kiya tha par tha toh sab sach hi. Rahul aj tak kisi ladki ko wo haq nahi de paya jo wo deserve karti thi. Wo apni is kamzori ko chhipane ke liye kabhi toh pyar ko dosh deta toh kabhi ladki ko. Par kabhi usne age badh kar try nahi ki k kisi ladki ko wo apni life mein wo special wala darza de paye. Uski ankhein aj pehli baar sharam se jhuki thi aur uski himmat nahi ho rahi thi k wo sir utha kar Aditi ke samne kuchh bol paye. Aditi ne v jab dekha k Rahul ke munh se ab shayad hi kuchh nikle toh wo v wahan se chal padi. Tabhi use mehsus huya jaise uski kalai par kisi ke hath ki ek majbut pakad ho. Aditi ne peeche mud kar dekha toh wo Rahul hi tha jo apne dil ki awaj sunkar use jane nahi dena chahta tha. Aditi ka dil jor se dhak dhak karne laga. Usne dekha k restaurant mein maujud log unki taraf hi dekh rahe hain aur Rahul in sab se beparwah uski kalai thame khada uske chehre ki taraf hi dekhe ja raha hai. Aditi kafi nervous ho rahi thi k Rahul yeh sab kar kya raha hai par uske ander ek ajeeb si excitement v thi. Tabhi Rahul achanak apne ghutnon ke bal baitha aur usne apne dono hathon se apne kaan pakde aur mundi utha kar Aditi ki taraf dekhne laga.

Aditi kabhi Rahul ki taraf dekh rahi thi toh kabhi wahan maujud customers and staff ki taraf. Par Rahul ka dhyan abhi sirf Aditi ki taraf tha aur Aditi v besabri se uske kuchh bolne ka intezar kar rahi thi. Rahul ne kafi sochne aur apne emotions ko shabad dene ki ek lambi kosish ke baad bolna shuru kiya.

“yaar Aditi plz mujhe maaf kardo. Main duniya ka sabse bewkuf aur darpok dost hun but trust me main kamina nahi hun yaar. Mujhe nahi ata k jab koi ladki ruth jaye toh use kaise manaya jaye kionk isse pehle life mein sirf ek hi dost hai Aur wo sala ek plate pav bhaaji pe hi maan jata hai. Han kabhi kabhi jyada khilana padta hai but wo akhirkar maan hi jata hai. Ab maine socha tha k same tarika tum par v try karun but tumhara figure dekh kar lagta nahi hai k tum pav bhaaji ka jyada shaunk rakhti hogi. Yaar tum plz is baar mujhe maaf kardo main age se kabhi tumhara dil nahi dukhaunga. And promise roj tumhe good morning and good night ke messages v karunga. Tumhara birthday, tumhare maa baap tumhare bhai aur tumhare mausa tumhare chacha aur yahan tak k tumhare kutte ka birthday v yaad rakhunga. But plz yaar is baar maan jao aur age se kabhi tumhare staff ko tang v nahi karunga aur bhai tu v mujhe maaf karde main toh bas tumhari manager se baat Krna chahta tha. Yaar plz maaf karde abhi mere ghutne v dard karne lage hain.”

Rahul ne jis tarah se Aditi ko manane ki kosish ki use sunkar Aditi ke chehre ka gussa jyada der nahi ruk paya aur uske chehre par ek hansi saaf dikh rahi thi yahan tak k wahan par maujud har insaan khus tha is ajab gajab si maafi se.

Rahul: yaar plz maaf kardo na. Abhi itna v julm mat karo. Main pakka ek achha dost banke dikhaunga.

Aditi(dheere se): yaar uth jao abhi tum mujhe sabke samne awkward feel karwa rahe ho.

Rahul: yaar hadd hai kabhi bolti ho k sab ke samne baat nahi karte aur ab jab maine itna courage dikha kar sabke samne maafi maangi toh bol rahi ho k awkward feel ho raha hai. Akhir yeh ladkian chahti kya hain.

Aditi: ok baba theek hai maine tumhe maaf kiya abhi plz uth jao.

Rahul: nahi baat nahi bani. Yeh toh aise sound ho raha hai jaise tum mujh par koi ahsaan kar rahi ho. Lagta hai tumhe mera maafinama pasand nahi aya lagta hai koi emotional si speech deni padegi.

Aditi(Rahul ko uske kandhon se pakad kar uthate huye): are nahi baba mujhe apki maafi bahut achhi lagi par abhi uth jao sab log dekh rahe hain.

Rahul(jameen se uthte huye): achha abhi tum mujhe koi kiss bagera nahi karogi. Movies mein toh aisa hi hota hai na?

Aditi: han wo tab hota hai jab koi apni gf yah wife ko aise mnata hai par hum toh sirf dost hain na.

Rahul: han sahi kaha tumhe sirf dost hain. Par tum gaal pe kiss toh kar sakti ho na?

Aditi(hanste huye): pagal, lagta hai hamari video internet par chhadhne wali hai. Abhi bas karo bahut ho gaya.

Aditi ki baat sunkar Rahul halka sa hans pada par tabhi Aditi ne uske gaal par ek kiss kiya aur use hug kar liya. Wahan maujud sabhi log clapping karne lage aur Aditi ke gaal sharam se laal ho gaye. Par use in sab se uper ek ajeeb si khusi mil rahi thi Rahul ko hug karke. Kionk aj yeh wala hug kisi hawas ka nahi tha. Ismein ek pure feeling thi bhale hi wo sirf dosti ki thi par rishta toh har ek apni jagah khaas hi hota hai na. Kam se kam Rahul ne use man se dost toh mana. Aditi abhi khusion ke sagar mein gote laga hi rahi thi k tabhi Rahul achanak usse alag ho gaya.

Aditi: kya huya?

Rahul: i am sorry but abhi mujhe jana hoga.

Aditi: achanak kya huya. Thoda time ruk jao batein karte hain.

Rahul: plz Aditi main tumhe shaam ko call karta hun but abhi jana jaruri hai.

Aditi: par baat kya hai wo toh batao.

Rahul: yaar baad mein batata hun bas abhi yeh samajh lo k tum akeli ladki nahi hai jise maine pareshan kiya hai koi hai jo tumse v jyada chidhi huyi hai mujhse. Aur isse pehle k wo v mera aisa hi haal kare main abhi jakar use mana leta hun.

Aditi(gusse mein): par tumne toh kaha tha k tumhari koi gf nahi hai.

Rahul: are meri jaan maine kab bola k meri koi gf hai. Har ladki GF thodi na hoti hai.

Aditi(sharmate huye): achha chale jana par ek baar fir se bolo na plz.

Rahul: kya?

Aditi: jo tumne abhi bola.

Rahul: har ladki GF thodi na hoti hai.

Aditi: are budhu yeh nahi.

Rahul: toh aur maine kya bola k maine kab kaha k meri gf hai. Wo wala.

Aditi: chalo chhodo rehne do. Shayad mera beham hoga. Tum jao jaldi aur is baar same tareeka use mat karna ghutne chhil jayenge.

Rahul(hanste huye): han kuchh aur try karunga. Chal ok bye and main karta hun tujhe sham ko call.

Aditi(smile karte huye): ok bye. Take care.

Fir Rahul ne Aditi ki gaal pe kiss kiya aur wahan se jaldi se nikal gaya. Uske jane ke baad Aditi ne ek baar apni gaal ko chhuya aur fir apne hath ko choomte huye muskurane lagi. Tabhi use Rahul ke munh se nikla huya jaan shabad yaad aya. Halanki usne aise hi bol diya tha but yeh sun kar Aditi ka toh din hi ban gaya tha but abhi is sab se pet toh nahi bharne wala. Uske liye toh kaam karna padega toh usne apne dimag mein chal rahe in extra romamtic vicharon ko side kiya aur wapis se apne kaam mein jut gayi.

Toh abhi hum v nikal lete hain aur fir next update mein dobara milte hain kuchh naye drame le sath. Tab tak ap apne vichar comments ke trough mujhe batate rahiye aur hamari story aur majedaar banane mein apna yogdaan dete rahiye.

Nice update

 

[Mr. Marvel]

Absolutely stunning update!

behad h romanchaak aur dilachasp update!

Nice update

Thanks bhai.

 

[3XXX]

Behad hai shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob, ekdom superb aur fadu .

Waah bada hi kamal ka scene create kiya h aapne.
Mzaaaa aa gya bhai .

Or ab besabree se ,
Aage ka intjaar :

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

UPDATE 23​

Riya(Rajiv ko kandhe se hilate huye): Rajiv… utho na kya kar rahe ho.

Rajiv(dusri taraf karwat badal kar): Riya plz abhi mujhe sone do aur fir Office v jana hai.

Riya: tumhara hamesha ka aisa hi hai. Ab bahut unromantic ho gaye ho tum. Pehle hamesha mere liye subah uth kar coffee banate the aur abhi dekho kaise aram se so rahe ho.

Rajiv(chidhte huye): yaar dekho main koi college jata launda nahi hun jo hamesha aise pamper karta rahu tumhe. Ab insaan ko neend a rahi ho toh kya kare?

Riya(gusse mein bed se uth kar): han wo toh main v janti hun k ab budhe ho gaye ho tum. Bed par v ab jyada der nahi tikte tum. Meri mano toh sanyas le lo abhi tumhare bas ka nahi raha.

Riya Rajiv ko taane marte huye apne kapde pehan rahi thi aur Rajiv uski batein sun kar ab bahut jyada hi pak chuka tha. Toh fir aur kya hona tha, Rajiv ke ander ki male ego ko jaise hi thoda jhatka laga toh neend ho gayi chhu mantar aur bhai saab bed se aise uth khade huye kaise gaand mein mirchi lagi ho. Rajiv ke chehre ki taraf dekh kar Riya ki v fat gayi kionk use v ehsaas toh ho hi gaya tha k wo flow flow mein kuchh jyada hi bak gayi.

Riya(darte huye): I am sorry Rajiv wo thoda gusse mein jyada hi bol gayi.

Rajiv(Riya ke chehre ko jor se apne hath mein jakad kar): pehli baat k age se mere samne aisi hoshiyari mat jhadna aur dusri baat k tum meri biwi nahi ho toh apni aukat mein rehna seekho. Kionk agar jyada udi na toh par kaatna mujhe v ata hai.

Rajeev ki ankhon se is waqt jaise shole baras rahe the aur uska yeh raudar roop dekh kar Riya buri tarah se dar gayi thi aur uski ankhein bhar ayi thi.

“I am sorry Sir.” Riya ne ruyansi si awaj mein jaise taise itna bola toh Rajiv ki gaand ki aag thodi shant huyi aur usne Riya ka jabda chhoda aur seedha wahsroom mein chala gaya. Riya ke jabde mein kafi tez dard ho raha tha aur uski gori komal gaalon par Rajiv ki majbut pakad ke saboot saaf dikh rahe the jiski wajah se uske ansoo beh nikle aur wo wahin bed par baith kar rone lagi.

Rahul v uth kar khana wagera kha kar apne ghar se Sonu ki garage ke liye nikal chuka tha.

Sonu(Garage ke bahar khada tha): sala pata nahi kahan reh gaya kab se phone karke bola hai k 20 minute mein a raha hun par sale ko abhi ek ghanta hone ko hai aur uper se yeh dilli ki garmi. Madarchod gaand ke chhed mein paseena bhar gaya. June ke mahine mein bahar niklna aise lagta hai jaise nangi gaand leke Grill pe baithna. Abe kab ayega sale bhadwe.

Sonu ka garmi ke mare bura haal tha aur udher Rahul traffic mein fasa huya tha. Jaise taise bike ko dhayein bayein karke wo Sonu ke garage tak pahunch hi gaya. Sonu ke chehre ke haw bhaw se hi wo samajh gaya k bechare ki chudi padi hai aur iska bill ab usi pe fatne wala hai.

“dekh bhai isse pehle k tu meri maa behan ek kare. Main pehle hi bata deta hun k ismein meri koi galti nahi hai. Tu janta hi hai na yahan hi traffic ko sala utni pure dilli ke sir mein juyein nahi hongi jitni is sehar ki sadakon par karein hain. Uper se madarchod ke bache yeh police wale road ki ek side block karke baithe hain. Sala fir bolte hain k desh tarraki nahi karta. Sala tarraki ki maa ka bhosda. Bhai agar tu Lutyens delhi mein sex karke niklega na toh paharganj ate ate teri bandi ki delivery ho jayegi. Aur bhai agar ….”

Rahul bechara non stop bole hi ja raha tha taki use Sonu se gaalian na sunni pade aur Sonu ko v realize ko chuka tha k ismein us bechare ki koi galti nahi hai.

Sonu(Rahul ko beech mein rok kar): are bhai theek hai main samajh gaya ab Thoda brake maar aur Sharma ke yahan chal kar use cheque de ate hain.

Rahul(chain ki saans lekar): han bhai thank you. Chal a baith, par hum kisi aur taraf se jayenge. Mere ghar wali side pata nahi Sarkar ki kya maa chud gayi hai k adha road band hai aur traffic ka bura haal hai.

Sonu(bike par baith kar): han chal theek hai jidhar se tujhe jana hai chal.

Fir Rahul ne Bike start ki aur wo Sharma ke paas jane ko nikal pade.

Sonu: sale tu news nahi sunta kya?

Rahul: na yaar. In laudon ko dekhne se achha hai main chhota bheem dekhlun. Par tu kion puchh raha hai?

Sonu: sale tabhi tujhe nahi pata k Aj kya huya hai?

Rahul(Signal par Bike rok kar): ab yeh signal a gaya. Khair tu bata k kya huya hai aj jo mujhe nahi pata.

Sonu: sale Lutyens delhi ke ek hotel mein kisi ne din dihade Dubai ke kisi sheikh ki mayia chod di.

Rahul: kya matlab k mayia chod di.

Sonu: sale matlab k use tapka daala.

Rahul(Hairan hote huye): sach mein bhenchod! Par sale Lutyens mein toh itna secure area hai wahan kaise yeh sab ho gaya?

Sonu: pata ni sale. Bol rahe hain k kuchh bada locha hai tabhi toh police ne Hotel ke aas paas ka area band kar rakha hai. Aur sale tu bike age badha signal Green ho rakha hai.

Rahul(bike ko age badhate huye): Khair sala aj kal kuchh bol nahi sakte k kahan par security milegi. Agar itne high profile ilake mein yeh sab hone lagega toh baki jagah kya hoga?

Sonu: sale tu v dhyan rakha kar Tera bungalow v toh udher hi hai.

Rahul: ab tu mere se gaand pe laat khayega. Itna v koi kaand ni ho gaya aur sale ek khoon kya ho gaya tune toh Lutyens ko seedha afghanistan bana diya.

Sonu: ab mujhe kya hai, mar sale. Tabhi main bolta hun k apna karol bagh mast hai.

Rahul: han sale bande pe banda chadh rakha hai yahan. Par nahi tumhare hisab se toh Yeh delhi ka Switzerland hai.

Rahul ne Sonu ko taunt marte huye kaha toh Sonu ko v taw a gaya.

“sale tu toh baat hi mat kar. Agar ab tu yeh raeeson ki delhi aur asli dilli ke beech behas karna chahta hai toh ek kaam kar yeh bike side mein laga aur dono aj koi faisla karke hi jayenge.”

Rahul(bike rok kar): chal utar.

Sonu(darte huye): sale main toh majak kar raha tha. Aur gaand maraye yeh behas. Humein kya lena is chutiyapanti se hum toh bhai bhai hain na.

Rahul: abe sale yeh Sharma ka office a gaya hai. Uske liye bol raha hun k utar.

Sonu(chain ki saans lekar): oh achha toh tu iski baat kar raha tha. Vaise main darta nahi hun tere se bas mujhe aisa hai k kisi faltu topic ki wajah se hum dono mein jhagda nahi hona chahiye.

Rahul: han main samajh gaya bhai. Aur mujhe maaf karde Karol bagh hi best hai. Ab hum chalein.

Sonu(bike se utar kar): han chal Maine konsa tujhe pakad rakha hai.

Rahul: tu toh sach Sharma ke samne nahi ana chahta tha toh abhi bahar hi rukega yah chalega mere sath.

Sonu: yaar actually ek baar na iski car repair hone ayi thi toh baad mein kharach ho lekar isse tu tu main main ho gayi. Toh maine ise thoda jyada hi bol diya. Mujhe laga tha k sala broker hai toh Kameena hi hoga but ab jab tune bataya k yeh theek banda hai toh socha main v isse us din ke liye maafi maang lun.

Rahul: han sahi kaha tune. Chal fir sath hi chal mere.

Ander Sharma Rahul ke plot ke pure documents nikal kar baitha tha. Tabhi uske peon ne akar use Rahul ke ane ki khabar di toh usne unhein ander bhejne ko bol diya.

Peon(Rahul ke paas jakar): Apko Sharma ji ne ander bulaya hai.

Rahul: thank you bhai.

Fir Rahul aur Sonu dono Sharma ke office ke ander chale gaye. Sonu thoda awkward sa feel kar raha tha. Use lag raha tha k kahin Sharma use dekhte hi us par bhadak na jaye. Isliye wo Rahul ke peeche peeche hi chal raha tha.

Sharma(Un dono ko ander ate dekh): Are aiye Sinha saab. Main ap hi ka intezar kar raha tha. Aur yeh sajjan?. Vaise kuchh jaane pehchane se lag rahe hain.

Sharma Sonu ko dekh kar use yaad karne ki kosish kar raha tha toh Sonu bechara guilt ke mare daba hi ja raha tha.

Rahul: actually yeh mera best friend hai Sonu. Yeh Yahin paas mein hi ek garage chalata hai.

Sharma: han yaad aya. Wahi na Dhillon garage?

Sonu(darte darte): han wahi. Ap ek baar aye the wahan car repair karwane.

Sharma: han aur apne mera kuchh jyada hi samman kar diya tha. Khair chhodiye us baat ko. Dhandhe mein aisa chalta hi rehta hai. Aur sunaiye kaisa chal raha hai kaam aj kal.

Sonu(chain ki saans lekar): han main v maafi chahunga us din ke liye. Wo kya hai na k “Gusse mein thoda idhar udhar nikal jata hun.” Aur bas kaam dhandha toh theek hi hai. Ap sunaiye apni.

Sharma: bas time paas ho raha hai. Khair aiye ap log baithiye. Aur bataiye Sinha saab kya haal hain apke.

Rahul(chair par baithte huye): bas kripa hai apki Sharma ji. Khair once again kal ke liye thanks. And agar kabhi possible huya toh puri kosish karunga k apka favour return kar sakun.

Sharma: are nahi sir abhi ap mujhe sharminda kar rahe hain. Apne Humein apni sewa ka awsar diya, hamare liye yahi bahut bada upkaar hai apka. Warna hamari kismat kahan thi Sinha khandan ke kisi kaam ane ki.

Rahul: Khair yeh toh apka badapan hai warna mere baap ka toh pata nahi but main toh abhi business mein bacha hi hun.

Sonu(dheere se Rahul ke kaan mein): han tujhe lollipop dun bache?

Rahul(dheere se): sale agar abhi Sharma yahan nahi hota na toh teri lulli ukhad kar teri gaand mein daal deta.

Sonu: bhenchod meri itni v beizzati mat kar sale main ek fully equipped mard hun aur tu lulli bol raha hai.

Sharma(un dono ki taraf dekh kar): kya huya kuchh problem hai kya. Agar koi issue hai toh ap khul kar mujhe bata sakte hain.

Rahul(fake sa hanste huye): are nahi Sharma ji issue kya hoga. Yeh toh bas bol raha tha k jaldi kaam khatam karlo fir ise kuchh jaruri kaam hai. Ise bina tel ke gaand marwani hai.

Last wali line Rahul ne bahut hi dhire boli jise sirf Sonu hi sun paya aur iske jawab mein usne Rahul ke pair par apna pair jor se de mara. Ek baat ke liye toh Rahul ke gote bahar a gaye par usne bahut hi bhakshak kosish ki k uska reaction na nikle.

Sharma(Rahul ke chehre ki taraf dekh kar): par pata nahi mujhe aisa kion lag raha hai k ap kuchh pareshan hain.

Rahul(apne thopde par nakli si smile ka wallpaper chipka kar): are nahi Sharma ji. Everything is fine. Ap bas jaldi se paperwork kijiye aur apna Token ka cheque lijiye taki hamari yeh deal pakki ho jaye.

Sharma: han sahi kaha apne. Main bas abhi do minute mein stamp paper lekar aya.

Fir Sharma wahan se uth kar bahar chala gaya aur Uske jate hi Rahul ne na aaw dekha na taao seedha ek chamata Sonu ki garden par de maara.

Sonu(halka sa cheekhte huye): sale maar kion raha hai.

Rahul: sale tujhe samajh mein nahi ata k hum ek important deal kar rahe hain. Aur sale abhi hum college mein nahi hai , thoda professional ban.

Sonu: sale professional banne ko kya ab main roj tye laga kar haga karun. Aur bc tu v toh bakwas kar raha tha.

Rahul: par chutiye shuru toh tune kiya tha na. Aur bhai plz abhi do minute shant hoke baith ja.

Sonu: theek hai par tu yeh sab jaldi nipta. Mujhe bhukh lagi hai.

Rahul: theek hai hum jaldi hi nikal jayenge but abhi aur koi chutiya harkat nahi chahiye mujhe.

Sonu: theek nahi karunga kuchh.

Abhi wo dono baat hi kar rahe the k tabhi Sharma sare documents lakar office mein a pahuncha toh wo ek dum shant hokar baith gaye. Lekin Tabhi Sharma ke phone ki ring baji aur usne dekha toh yeh Riya ki call thi. Sharma ko abhi samajh mein nahi a raha tha k wo use kya bole. Toh usne phone kaat diya. Usne 4-5 baar try kiya but Sharma ne ab phone band hi kar diya tha. Udher Rajiv is sab se pareshan apne office mein idhar udhar chakkar kaat raha tha aur Riya apna phone speaker par lagaye baar baar Sharma ka number try kar rahi thi.

Rajiv(Riya ki taraf gusse se dekhte huye): tumne toh kaha tha k wo maan jayega . But now what the fuck was that? He is not even answering your call. Abhi ek kaam karo k jaldi se gaadi nikalwao main khud hi wahan jakar sab settle karunga.

Riya toh aj subah se hi kafi chup chap si gum rahi thi aur uper se Sharma ki wajah se use Rajiv ke samne aur sharmindagi ka samna karna pad raha tha toh wo bina kuchh bole wahan se chali gayi. Aur Rajiv ne gusse ke mare ek ghunsa apne table par de maara.

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[SweetSonali]

aapki is kahaani behad hot aur kaamuk hai. is tarah se niyamit update post karate rahen bhai.

 

[Mr. Marvel]

Behad hai shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob, ekdom superb aur fadu .

Waah bada hi kamal ka scene create kiya h aapne.
Mzaaaa aa gya bhai .

Or ab besabree se ,
Aage ka intjaar :

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

aapki is kahaani behad hot aur kaamuk hai. is tarah se niyamit update post karate rahen bhai.

Thanks guys

 

[maakaloda]

Ab Rahul ko yaad aaya hai ki ghar per bhi koi naraz hai,usko bhi manana hai,to sala bhaga hai

Ha ha ha

 

[Mr. Marvel]

Ab Rahul ko yaad aaya hai ki ghar per bhi koi naraz hai,usko bhi manana hai,to sala bhaga hai

Ha ha ha

Sahi kaha bhai

 

[Mr. Marvel]

I am sorry guys update post nahi kar pa raha hun. Actually ghar par kuchh kaam hai aur uper se kaam ke liye v jana padta hai. Abhi aadha update hi likh paya hun. Abhi raat bahut ho gayi hai aur subah jaldi kaam pe jana hai toh abhi update nahi de paunga. Kal ko post karta hun. Thanks for your patience guys.

 

[Rahul007]

What a super excellent update! Sensational, mind blowing and incredibly exciting writings.