Update:-28
“Pata nahi sali ye kismat bhi. Hum apni samasya hal karwane aaye hain, aur log apna kaam hume thama dete hain. Chalo yahaṅ se, ye shivalker kisi kaam ka nahi, koi aur rasta ḍhuṅḍhenge tumhare admission ka”.
Nischal…. Kya hua tha, kya likha tha uss ne… jo wahan se uth kar chali aayi.
Nandni…. Wo yahaṅ kisi criminal ko pakdne aaya hai, aur wo chahta hai ki tum uska sath do.
Nischal…. Tumhe bharosa hai ko wo humara kaam kar dega….
Nandni…. Haaṅ, wo humara kaam kar to sakta hai….
Nischal…. Ṭhik hai to chalo, uss ka kaam karte haiṅ….
Nandni…. Lekin iss kaam me risk hai Nischal. Wo criminals haiṅ, criminals.
Nischal…. Main uss se baḍa wala criminal huṅ. Tum daro mat aur ja kar car me baiṭho.
Nandni…. Huhhh ! Main kahin nahi jane wali, sath aayi huṅ to sath rahuṅgi.
Abhi dono baṭeṅ kar he rahe the ki tabhi uss resturent me gahma-gahmi shuru ho gayi. Jahaṅ Sawalker ko lag raha tha wo trap karne aaya hai, wahiṅ dau ulta par gaya tha. Criminals ko pata nahi kaise iss trap ki khabar lag gayi thi aur wo ulta Sawalker ke sir par gun tan chuka tha. Situation ye thi ki Sawalker 2 head constable aur 4 sipahi ke sath aaya tha aur wo log 12 the aur sab ke sab gun liye.
Nischal…. Tumhare chakkar me bechare Sawalker sir fas gaye.
Nandni…. Oh my God, sab ke sab gun liye haiṅ. Nischal wahan mat jao wahan khatra hai.
Nischal…. Enjoy the show baby.
Nischal bilkul filmy hero ki tarah uss resturent me entry liya. Jaise he wo ander aaya 2 logoṅ ne usse bhi gun point par liya….. “Kaun hai be tu”
Nischal…. Naam jaan kar kya damad banaoge….
Criminal…. Kamina kya bola…. Thok duṅga idhar he…
Nischal…. Chal thok… thok kar bata mujhe…
Wo criminal shocked se pagal ho gaya… abhi to gun uss ke hath me thi aur abhi he ġayab ho gayi…. “Ae.. ae .. ae.. dekh hum 12 log haiṅ… tu ek goli marega hum 11 goli, chupchap gun mujhe de de”
Nischal…. Dekha na gun point par koi bhi kisi ko dara sakta hai. Sala itna he baḍa gunḍa hai to bina gun ke kisi ko dara kar bata. Ye sab tere he log hai na aur tu inka mukhiya.
Criminal…. Haaṅ…
Nischal…. Suno bhai log, mujhe tum me se koi ye batayega ki iss tarah ki zindgi jine se tum me se kaun carore pati ban gaya.
Sabhi ek sath…. “Nahi hume to kewal do waqt ki biryani, aur ek time ki beer milti hai”
Nischal 2, 3 ke sir par ek-ek hath marta…. “Kamino, sara malai ye khata hai, aur tum sab kewal 2 waqt ke biryani aur daru ke liye marte ho. Sharm karo. Achha ye batao ki yadi ye yahaṅ pakḍa jata to tum sab kya karte”
Sab ke sab soch me par gaye…. Tabhi unka mukhiya bola…. “Kamino aise tight situation me palti mat maro. Hum sab criminal hai, gunḍagardi nahi karenge to aur kya karenge”
Apne mukhiya ki baat sun kar sabhi gundey…. “Haaṅ haaṅ hum gundey haiṅ, gunḍagardi karenge”
Nischal, ne apni gun Sawalker ko diya…. “Sir isse pakaḍ kar rakho”… fir un gunḍoṅ me se 4/5 ko teji se paṭak-paṭak kar thappaḍ marte….. “Gadhon wo dekho samne, koi dikh rahi hai”
Ek gunḍa…. Wahhh ! Kya hot iteam hai. Bilkul mast jawani.
Nischal…. Haaṅ, beautiful laḍki. Ab jarra socho aisi he beautiful, hot & sexy girl samne se aa kar tumhe bahon me bhar rahi hai…
Sabhi sapno me khote….. “wowwwww”
Nischal…. “Tum se lipaṭ kar kah rahi hai… aaj please kaam par nahi jao.. aaj mood bahut romantic hai”
Sabhi ek sath sapne se bahar aate….. “jhuṭha sapna na dikhao bhai, bhala hum gunḍoṅ se aisi kya iss ki aadhi bhi nahi paṭegi. Aur hum to gundey haiṅ… hume jyada se jyada labour ka kaam milega. Fir to laḍki paṭne se rahi”
Nischal…. Gaḍhoṅ, iss kaminey ke stah rahoge to soch bhi aisi he chhoti rahegi. Tum gundey ho to tumhe mar-pit karne me maza aata he hoga…
Gundey…. Bahut he jyada…
Nischal… Ab jarra socho, tumhare iss kabadi look ko badal kar, tum sab ko suit-bute pahna diya jaye. Shaving kara ke mast chakachak bana kar tumhe ek hi-fi kaam diya jaye jisme tum logoṅ ko pit bhi sakte ho. Kaisa rahega…
Gundey… Bhai sun’ne me Achha lag raha hai tum continue karo.
Nischal…. Tum sab apne hathiyar Sawalker sir ko de do. Sawalker sir tumhe loan recovery agent banayenge. Jao suit-bute pahan kar paise wasooli karo. Har wasooli par tumhe commission bhi milega aur ho sakta hai ki jab tum mohalle me recovery ke liye jao to koi item bhi mil jaye.
Gundey…. Chhi-Chhi bhai… item kahte aap ko sharm nahi aati. Kaho hume humara pyar mil jayega. Boss aaj se aap ke bataye raste ko bye-bye Sawalker sir please hume recovery agent bana do.
Fir kya tha, wahan to kahani me palṭi he ho gayi. Mukhiya ko arrest kiya gaya aur bakiyoṅ ko Sawalker ne bank bhej diya interview ke liye. Mahol shant, ab teeno uss gande ilake se nikal kar sahar ke saaf suthare mahol me aa gaye…
Sawalker…. Nischal tumne un gunḍoṅ ko jitni bhi baten boli, un me se bahut si aisi lagi jaise pahle maine kahin dekha ho.
Nandni….. Haaṅ dekhe kyoṅ nahi honge, apne item ki yaad me ye bhi ussi ki tarah pura din movie jo dekhta hai, aur ḍrame ka pura rehearsal mujh par he jo karta hai. Sab filmy practics ka natija hai.
Sawalker…. Haaṅ yaad aaya, wo recovery agent wali movie maine bhi dekhi thi, jis me Nagarjun tha.
Nandni…. Bas sir, aap samjh gaye na. Waise ye to abhi trainee period me hai, iss ki guru ji abhi sanyas par chal rahi hai, warna iss resturent mein wo hoti tab uss ke jalwe aap dekhte. Situation sambhale nahi sambhalte.
Sawalker…. Kahani filmy he sahi, lekin Nischal ne teer nishane par maara hai. Hum khush huye. Tum batao kya kaam tha mujh se.
Nandni…. Aap ko kaise pata hume aap se koi kaam hai….
Sawalker…. Film dekhte-dekhte kahin tum log hum police wale ko film me dikhaye gaye bewakoof police wala to nahi samjh rahe na. Jab tum logoṅ ka achanak call aaya tabhi main samjh gaya tha koi kaam hoga. Ab bina waqt gawaye bolo….
Aadhi kahani Nandni ki jubani, aadhi kahani Nischal ki jubani… aur puri kahani bayan karne ke baad dono Sawalker ke ore dekhne lage.
Sawalker apne dono hath hilate…. “Arre yaar tum dono to meri he naukari kha jaoge. Ek jimmedar aur imandar police wale ko criminal activity karne bol rahe ho”.
Nandni…. Sir ye padha likha fraud hoga, aap bilkul nahi fasoge. Ek line me bata do, aap humari madad kar rahe ho ya nahi.
Sawalker…. Tum sab itne filmy ho to isse filmy tarike se he solve karte hai na…. Student to nahi, par bolo to isse college ka peon bana kar bhej deta huṅ.
Nandni….. Sir, madad nahi karni to saaf mana kar do, kam se kam aise bakwas idea to na do.
Sawalker…. Pata hota ki tum dono ye sab karwane wale ho to main tum dono ki madad kabhi nahi leta. Chalo thane…
Nandni…. Par thane kyoṅ… hume arrest kar rahe haiṅ kya…
Sawalker….. Nahi, koi padha likha criminal ko ḍhuṅḍhne… taki uski degree par ye pad sake….
Sawalker dono ko thane le aaya, kuch file khud dekh raha tha, kuch un dono ko de diya dekhne aur kuch muṅsi ko. Sab files me bas ek he baat ḍhuṅḍhne ko kaha, kaun padha likha shatir aparadhi saza kat kar gaya hai. 2 ghantey ki mehnat ke baad aakhirkar aisa ek aparadhi mil he gaya.
Fir kya tha, teeno ne thodi mehnat ki, aur sare document unke hath lag gaye. Lekin in sab kamoṅ me waqt nikal gaya tha aur college time kab ka over. Khair itni to tasalli thi ki kal admission ho jayega.
Raat ke waqt…..
Raat ke lagbhag 11 baj chuke the. Nischal kha kar so chuka tha aur Nandni, Ansh ka khane par intzar kar rahi thi. Nandni ka intzar thoḍa aur lamba ho gaya. Ansh ko aate-aate 11.30 baj gaye. Flat ki bell baji…..
Nandni darwaza kholti….. “Ansh, ye koi waqt hai raat ko aane ka”
Ansh…. Sorry, wo ek serious case aa gaya tha, ussi ko handle kar raha tha. Nischal so gaya kya?
Nandni…. Naam mat lo uss bhukkad ka. 10 baje he kha kar so gaya, usse to ye bhi na hua ki mujhe company dene ke liye he sahi jaga rahe.
Ansh…. Main huṅ na, hamesha tumhe company dene ke liye.
Nandni…. Hamesha matlab jab main tum se naraj ho kar darwaja tumhare muh par mar kar chali jauṅgi tab bhi.
Ansh…. Haaṅ Nandni, bilkul…
Nandni…. Aur tab bhi jab meri ye umr ḍhal jayegi, aur mere roop me aaj wali baat nahi rahegi…
Ansh…. Umr ke har paḍaw me tum mere liye utni he sunder rahogi, aur har pal yuṅ he tumhara sath nibhata rahuṅga.
Ek dusre ki aakhon me dekhte, dono ke chehre karib, aur karib aate chale gaye…. Lagbhag ek inch ka fasla dono ke hotoṅ ke bich. Nandni ki aakhen band hoti chali gayi…..
“Stoppppppppp” Nischal itni joṛ se chillaya ki Nandni aur Ansh dono he dar gaye. Bilkul tanha waqt me dono apne pyar ke pal baṅṭ rahe the aur ṭhik ussi waqt Nischal ne chilla kar sara mahol ka kabaḍa kar diya. Nandni idhar-udhar dekhne lagi.
Thodi he dur par ḍaining table tha, Nandni daud kar pahuṅchi aur apne hathoṅ me glass uṭha li. Nischal bhag kar gate ke side aate…. “Sorry Nandu, ek emergency call tha”
Nandni…. Kamineypanti ki had hoti hai… aaj main tera sir toḍ duṅgi.
Nischal…. Nandu, dekh lag jayegi… aaram se cool down haan….
Tab tak Nandni khinch kar wo glass mar di. Jordar chinkh, aur Dr Ansh ke sir se khun nikalne laga. Jaise he Nandni ne glass feka, Nischal side ho gaya aur wo glass Ansh ke sir se ṭakraya. Nandni bhag kar Ansh ke pass pahuṅchi…. Utne me Nischal ke hath me rakha phone fir baj gaya.
Nischal…. Maine samjhaya tha, Nandu mat kar choṭ lag jayegi. Magar nahi, tumhe to tusanebaji karni thi na.
Nandni…. Nischal main tera khun pi jauṅgi. Tu jaan bujh kar idhar aaya tha na.
Nischal…. Ye tu phone le, aur Chirag se baat kar. Kai bar phone laga chuka hai. Par tumhe ishq farmane se fiursat mile to na…
Nandni…. Kaminey to tu pick kar leta.
Nischal…. Tu Dr sahab ko chhod, main inhe sambhalta huṅ. Tu pahle Chirag se baat kar le. Maine phone uṭhaya to wo kahne laga, sirf tujh se he baat karega, emergency hai.
Nandni, Ansh ko chhodti Chirag ka call pick ki. Jaise he usne call uthaya Chirag bas ek baar ghabrayi si awaz me… “Nandni di, Nandni di” bola aur call disconnect ho gaya.
Nandni, Ansh ko chhodti Chirag ka call pick ki. Jaise he usne call uthaya Chirag bas ek baar ghabrayi si awaz me… “Nandni di, Nandni di” bola aur call disconnect ho gaya.
