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for new story ....... class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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UPDATE 1
"Mummy,mummy, Kaha ho aap.mummy ". Ashu chillate hue hue boli.
"Kya hua tujhe,subah-subah kyu chilla rahi". Anjali rasoi se bahar aate hue kehti hai.
"Mummy roklo apne us laadle ko warna kisi din m uska khoon kar dungi". Ashu gusse se chillate hue boli.
"Hey bhawan,tum ab bhi bachho ki tarah kyu ladte ho. Ab kya kiya usne".
"Mene nahane ke liye balti bharke bathroom mai rakhi hui thi,m nahane jati us se pehle wo nahane ke liye bathroom mai ghus gaya". Ashu gusse se boli.
"To isme kya ho gaya,wo nahakar aa jayega to phir tu naha lena". Anjali ne bete ki side lete hue kaha.
"Mummy wo jaanbujh kar nahane gaya hai,wo to abhi sokar hi utha tha. Roz pehle brush karta tha,gym jata tha tab nahata tha. But aaz uthte hi nahane chala gaya tha,use pata tha m college ke liye late ho rahi hu isliye".
"Ashu,tu bhi na us se ladne ke bahane dhoondti rehti hai, are wo kal apne dost ki birthday party mai gaya tha to raat late aaya tha,subah der se neend khuli to gym jaane ka time nahi tha isliye wo nahane chala gaya,beta". Anjali use samjhate hu boli.
"Mummy aap to hamesha uski hi side leti ho,mujhe apse baat nahi karni".ashu muh fula kar boli.
"Are kya hua bhai,subah subah meri beti kyu bhadki hui hai". Rajesh office ke liye ready hone ke baad aata hua bola. Ashu uske paas aakar boli-
"Papa m college ke liye late ho rahi thi,m nahane ke liye jane lagi to aryan ne mujhe dekh liya aur mujhse pehle jaakar nahane laga. Wo hamesha mujhe pareshan karta hai aur mummy hamesha uski hi side leti hai". Ashu roni si surat banakar boli.
"Aane do aaz use bahar m khabar leta hu uski,par beta tum upar wale bathroom m naha leti na".
Darasal rajesh ka jo ghar hai usme niche do kamre, kitchen, washroom, aur ek guest room hai. Aur upar do kamre aur washroom hai. Niche ek kamre mai Anjali aur Rajesh rehte hai,ek khaali hai. Uper ek kamra Aryan ka hai aur dusre m Ashu aur uski dadi rehte hai.
"Papa upar wale bathroom ka tap toot gaya hai,do din se us duffer ko bol rahi hu ki ise theek karde but use apne awaara dosto se fursat mile tab na". Ashu apne papa ko aur bhadkate hue boli.
"Ye to hai hi nikamma,bas pura din awaaragardi karalo isse. Tumhari maa ne hi sir par chada rakha hai use". Rajesh ne ashu se bola.
"Aap bhi iski baato mai aa gaye,ghar ka sara kaam wohi karta hai,bhool gaya hoga tap theek karna. Aur apne bhi to ise sir par chada rakha hai". Anjali bhi tevar se boli.
"Ha chada rakhi hai sir pe lekin uski tarah bigad to nahi rahi hai". Ab wo dono ladne ko aamada ho gaye. Ashu in sab ko khoob maja le rahi thi.
"Are chup karo tum dono. Ashu aur Aryan kam the kya is ghar m jo tum bhi ladne lage,aur tu inke beech mai aag lagane ka kaam kar rahi hai". Dadi pujaghar se aate hue unhe kehti hai.
"Dadi mene kab kaha unhe ladne ko wo to khud hi jhagad rahe hai".
Ashu dadi ke gale lagte hue boli.
"Bas rehne de tu to,tu aag mai ghee ka kaam karti hai inke beech mai,aur tum dono inhe samjhane ke bajaye khud hi jhagad rahe ho,bado ko dekhkar hi to bachhe sikhte hai".nirmala ne un dono ko nashihat dete hue kaha.
"Sorry maa,galti ho gayi".Rajesh apni maa ko sorry kehta hai.
"Sorry maa". Anjali bhi kehti hai.
"Bas bas ab ye sab chhodo aur nasta lagao". Nirmala kehti hai.
"Ab tu bata baat kya hai". Dadi Ashu se puchti hai to Ashu use sab bata deti hai.
"Aryan,Aryan. Kab tak nahayega tu".dadi chilla kar puchhti hai.
"Bas dadi aa raha hu". Aryan bathroom se hi kehta hai.
Aur kuch mint baad bathroom se bahar aata hai. Usne black pant aur white t shirt pehni hui thi college jane ke liye jisme wo bada dashing lag raha tha.
"Aryan idhar aa tu,kyu pareshan karta hai Ashu ko tu". Dadi ne us se kaha.
"Dadi mene kaha pareshan kiya is bhootni ko". Aryan ne use chidate hue kaha aur upar apne kamre ki aur bhaag gaya.
" bhootni kisko bola tune,ruk tujhe ni chhodungi mai aaz". Ashu bhi uske peeche peeche bhaag gayi.
"Ye dono kitne ladte hai". Anjali boli.
"Are ye pyaar jatane ka tarika hai in dono ka". Rajesh bola.
"Sahi kaha beta tune,jitna ye ladte jhagadte hai utna hi ye pyaar bhi karte hai ek dusre se,inki wajah se hi to pura ghar chehakta rehta hai warna jab tak ye college mai rehte hai ye ghar soona ho jata hai".
Nirmala ne kaha.
Udhar upar jate hi Aryan ne apne room ka door band kar liya aur bahar Ashu darwaza peet ti rahi.
"Darwaza khol kutte,tujhe ni chhodungi mai aaz".Ashu gusse se boli.
"Pehle pakad to le chudail".
"Tu bahar nikal aaz,mene bhi tera sir phodna hai aaz".
"Chal theek hai to tu yahi bethi reh college mat ja aaz". Aryan ne use yaad dilate hue kaha.
"O my god,m to let ho rahi. Bach gaya tu aaz lekin tujhse iska badla to jaroor lungi mai". Ashu jaate hue boli.
"Sapne dekhti reh tu".
Is tarah wo dono ready hokar apne apne college chale gaye. Ye unka roz ka karyakarm tha ladna jhagdna. In sabke bina inka din nahi kat ta tha. Aesa nahi hai ki ye ek dusre se pyar nahi karte the bahut karte the. Aur Aryan wo to apni behan par pura fida tha.
Kese- ye apko agle update m pata chalega.
"Mummy,mummy, Kaha ho aap.mummy ". Ashu chillate hue hue boli.
"Kya hua tujhe,subah-subah kyu chilla rahi". Anjali rasoi se bahar aate hue kehti hai.
"Mummy roklo apne us laadle ko warna kisi din m uska khoon kar dungi". Ashu gusse se chillate hue boli.
"Hey bhawan,tum ab bhi bachho ki tarah kyu ladte ho. Ab kya kiya usne".
"Mene nahane ke liye balti bharke bathroom mai rakhi hui thi,m nahane jati us se pehle wo nahane ke liye bathroom mai ghus gaya". Ashu gusse se boli.
"To isme kya ho gaya,wo nahakar aa jayega to phir tu naha lena". Anjali ne bete ki side lete hue kaha.
"Mummy wo jaanbujh kar nahane gaya hai,wo to abhi sokar hi utha tha. Roz pehle brush karta tha,gym jata tha tab nahata tha. But aaz uthte hi nahane chala gaya tha,use pata tha m college ke liye late ho rahi hu isliye".
"Ashu,tu bhi na us se ladne ke bahane dhoondti rehti hai, are wo kal apne dost ki birthday party mai gaya tha to raat late aaya tha,subah der se neend khuli to gym jaane ka time nahi tha isliye wo nahane chala gaya,beta". Anjali use samjhate hu boli.
"Mummy aap to hamesha uski hi side leti ho,mujhe apse baat nahi karni".ashu muh fula kar boli.
"Are kya hua bhai,subah subah meri beti kyu bhadki hui hai". Rajesh office ke liye ready hone ke baad aata hua bola. Ashu uske paas aakar boli-
"Papa m college ke liye late ho rahi thi,m nahane ke liye jane lagi to aryan ne mujhe dekh liya aur mujhse pehle jaakar nahane laga. Wo hamesha mujhe pareshan karta hai aur mummy hamesha uski hi side leti hai". Ashu roni si surat banakar boli.
"Aane do aaz use bahar m khabar leta hu uski,par beta tum upar wale bathroom m naha leti na".
Darasal rajesh ka jo ghar hai usme niche do kamre, kitchen, washroom, aur ek guest room hai. Aur upar do kamre aur washroom hai. Niche ek kamre mai Anjali aur Rajesh rehte hai,ek khaali hai. Uper ek kamra Aryan ka hai aur dusre m Ashu aur uski dadi rehte hai.
"Papa upar wale bathroom ka tap toot gaya hai,do din se us duffer ko bol rahi hu ki ise theek karde but use apne awaara dosto se fursat mile tab na". Ashu apne papa ko aur bhadkate hue boli.
"Ye to hai hi nikamma,bas pura din awaaragardi karalo isse. Tumhari maa ne hi sir par chada rakha hai use". Rajesh ne ashu se bola.
"Aap bhi iski baato mai aa gaye,ghar ka sara kaam wohi karta hai,bhool gaya hoga tap theek karna. Aur apne bhi to ise sir par chada rakha hai". Anjali bhi tevar se boli.
"Ha chada rakhi hai sir pe lekin uski tarah bigad to nahi rahi hai". Ab wo dono ladne ko aamada ho gaye. Ashu in sab ko khoob maja le rahi thi.
"Are chup karo tum dono. Ashu aur Aryan kam the kya is ghar m jo tum bhi ladne lage,aur tu inke beech mai aag lagane ka kaam kar rahi hai". Dadi pujaghar se aate hue unhe kehti hai.
"Dadi mene kab kaha unhe ladne ko wo to khud hi jhagad rahe hai".
Ashu dadi ke gale lagte hue boli.
"Bas rehne de tu to,tu aag mai ghee ka kaam karti hai inke beech mai,aur tum dono inhe samjhane ke bajaye khud hi jhagad rahe ho,bado ko dekhkar hi to bachhe sikhte hai".nirmala ne un dono ko nashihat dete hue kaha.
"Sorry maa,galti ho gayi".Rajesh apni maa ko sorry kehta hai.
"Sorry maa". Anjali bhi kehti hai.
"Bas bas ab ye sab chhodo aur nasta lagao". Nirmala kehti hai.
"Ab tu bata baat kya hai". Dadi Ashu se puchti hai to Ashu use sab bata deti hai.
"Aryan,Aryan. Kab tak nahayega tu".dadi chilla kar puchhti hai.
"Bas dadi aa raha hu". Aryan bathroom se hi kehta hai.
Aur kuch mint baad bathroom se bahar aata hai. Usne black pant aur white t shirt pehni hui thi college jane ke liye jisme wo bada dashing lag raha tha.
"Aryan idhar aa tu,kyu pareshan karta hai Ashu ko tu". Dadi ne us se kaha.
"Dadi mene kaha pareshan kiya is bhootni ko". Aryan ne use chidate hue kaha aur upar apne kamre ki aur bhaag gaya.
" bhootni kisko bola tune,ruk tujhe ni chhodungi mai aaz". Ashu bhi uske peeche peeche bhaag gayi.
"Ye dono kitne ladte hai". Anjali boli.
"Are ye pyaar jatane ka tarika hai in dono ka". Rajesh bola.
"Sahi kaha beta tune,jitna ye ladte jhagadte hai utna hi ye pyaar bhi karte hai ek dusre se,inki wajah se hi to pura ghar chehakta rehta hai warna jab tak ye college mai rehte hai ye ghar soona ho jata hai".
Nirmala ne kaha.
Udhar upar jate hi Aryan ne apne room ka door band kar liya aur bahar Ashu darwaza peet ti rahi.
"Darwaza khol kutte,tujhe ni chhodungi mai aaz".Ashu gusse se boli.
"Pehle pakad to le chudail".
"Tu bahar nikal aaz,mene bhi tera sir phodna hai aaz".
"Chal theek hai to tu yahi bethi reh college mat ja aaz". Aryan ne use yaad dilate hue kaha.
"O my god,m to let ho rahi. Bach gaya tu aaz lekin tujhse iska badla to jaroor lungi mai". Ashu jaate hue boli.
"Sapne dekhti reh tu".
Is tarah wo dono ready hokar apne apne college chale gaye. Ye unka roz ka karyakarm tha ladna jhagdna. In sabke bina inka din nahi kat ta tha. Aesa nahi hai ki ye ek dusre se pyar nahi karte the bahut karte the. Aur Aryan wo to apni behan par pura fida tha.
Kese- ye apko agle update m pata chalega.
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jonny khan
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Ha bhai sayad dhyan nahi gaya..... Mast update bhai pehle update mast bole to mast nokh jokh se bharpur