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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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UPDATE 2
Aryan ready hokar apne college jata hai.jaha uska wait uske friends kar rahe the. M unko intro de deta hu.
Ayush- dekhne m Aryan jesa hi hai bas rang sanwla hai,body bhi Aryan ki tarah hi hai because dono sath hi gym karte hai.
Vikul- Ye naughty kism ka banda hai,height 5ft 7inch hai,dekhne mai theek hai,khubsurat ladki dekhte hi muh mai paani aa jata hai.
Ayush ek ladki se pyar karta hai jo isi college m padhti hai.
Soniya- dekhne m bahut achhi hai. Ayush se bahut pyaar kart hai.
Jabki Aryan aur vikul ka fanda hai ki jo bhi ladki achhi lage use bed tak le jao aur kaam khtm. Sabki lagbhag same age hone ki wajah se aapas m khoob banti bhi hai.
"Kaha tha yaar,kab se tera wait kar rahe hai". Ayush ne shikayti lehze mai kaha.
"Raste mai koi dikh gayi hogi isly peeche peeche chala gaya hoga". Vikul bola.
"Kya yaar tum dono ko aur koi kaam nahi hai kya hamesha bas ladkiyo ke peeche hi bhagte rehte ho". Soniya ne chhidkar kaha aur waha se chali gayi.
"Kya yar tum dono kahi bhi shuru ho jate ho,dekh to liya karo aas paas kon hai". Ayush narazgi se bola.
"Yaar mene to tabse kuch bhi nahi bola,tum dono mujh par kyu bhadak rahe ho". Aryan ne safai dete hue kaha.
"Choddo yar,chalo canteen chalte hai,lecture to miss ho hi chuka tha". Vikul baat ko samhalte hue bola. Wo teeno canteen chale gaye aur teeno ne apne liye coffee order kardi.
"Aur Aryan gf kesi hai teri ". Vikul ne kaha.
"Tum dono phir shuru ho gaye". Ayush ne fir se kaha.
"Yaar ye kesa dost hai hame baat bhi nahi karne deta,tu bata Aryan Shilpa kaha hai aazkal". Vikul ne phir se puchha.
"Mujhe kya pata kaha hai".Aryan ne anjan bante hue kaha.
" ha kaam nikal gaya na to use bhi doodh mai se makkhi ki tarah nikal kar phenk di hogi".Ayush ne narazgi se kaha.
"Yar ham teri tarah ek hi khoonte se bandh kar nahi reh sakte,ham to aazad prinde hai". Aryan ne Ayush ko jawab dete hue kaha.
"M bhi kise samjhane ki kosis kar raha hu,is se achha to m deewar m apna sir maar lu". Ayush bola.
"Deewar waha hai,maar le". Vikul Ayush ko kehta hai.
"Tu chup reh,achha Aryan ye bata ki tujhe kis tarah ki ladki chahiye means us ladki mai kya hona chahiye,jiske saath tu settle ho sake". Ayush ne vikul ko daant kar Aryan se kaha.
"Usme kya hona chahiye,do cheeze to jaroor honi chahiye ek to bade bade boobs aur moti aur uthi hui gaand ho". Ye kehte hue use apni behan ke boobs aur gaand yaad aa gayi,ye pehli baar nahi tha ki use aesa khayal aaya ho.
"Kaha yar ye cheeze to aazkal ki ladkiyo mai milti hi nahi hai,zero figure ke chakkar m sukhi lakdi se ho jati hai,ab to tu koi aurat hi dhoond le shayad usme ye dono cheeze mil jaye". Vikul dukhda sunate hue bola.
"Nahi yar ladkiya bhi aesi hoti hai,jinka figure dekh unse nazar hi nahi hat ti". Aryan phir se Ashu ko yaad karte hue bola.
"Tum dono kabhi nahi sudhroge,m ja raha hu". Ayush gusse se canteen se jate hue bola.
"Are ruk to yaar". Aryan ne kaha but wo tab tak nikal gaya. Phir wo dono bhi uske peeche peeche nikal gaye.
Ab Aashna ke college chalte hai. Waha uski best friend Aditi uska wait kar rahi thi.
Aditi-" kaha hai yaar tu m kabse yaha wait kar rahi hu aur na hi tu call utha rahi hai".
Ashu-"Are yaar,m gusse gusse mai apna mobile hi ghar bhool gayi".
Aditi-"gussa kisliye,kya Ajay se breakup ho gaya hai".
Ashu-" kya yaar tu bhi kya kya bolti hai,are yaar mere gusse ki wajah mera bhai hai".
Aur phir Ashu ne use saari baat bata di. Aditi bhi khoob hasi.
Aditi-"yaar tera bhai bhi tujhe kitna pareshan karta hai,tu us se bola hi mat kar".
Ashu-"aye,tu pagal hai. Wo meri jaan hai,samjhi. Bhale hi ham kitna bhi ladte ho but usse bhi jyada ham ekdusre se pyaar karte hai.aur aesi hi nok jhok se to hamara pyaar aur badhta rehta hai".
Aditi-" are yar m to majak kar rahi thi,tu to serious ho gayi. Chal class m chalte hai".
Aur wo dono chali gayi.
Aryan ready hokar apne college jata hai.jaha uska wait uske friends kar rahe the. M unko intro de deta hu.
Ayush- dekhne m Aryan jesa hi hai bas rang sanwla hai,body bhi Aryan ki tarah hi hai because dono sath hi gym karte hai.
Vikul- Ye naughty kism ka banda hai,height 5ft 7inch hai,dekhne mai theek hai,khubsurat ladki dekhte hi muh mai paani aa jata hai.
Ayush ek ladki se pyar karta hai jo isi college m padhti hai.
Soniya- dekhne m bahut achhi hai. Ayush se bahut pyaar kart hai.
Jabki Aryan aur vikul ka fanda hai ki jo bhi ladki achhi lage use bed tak le jao aur kaam khtm. Sabki lagbhag same age hone ki wajah se aapas m khoob banti bhi hai.
"Kaha tha yaar,kab se tera wait kar rahe hai". Ayush ne shikayti lehze mai kaha.
"Raste mai koi dikh gayi hogi isly peeche peeche chala gaya hoga". Vikul bola.
"Kya yaar tum dono ko aur koi kaam nahi hai kya hamesha bas ladkiyo ke peeche hi bhagte rehte ho". Soniya ne chhidkar kaha aur waha se chali gayi.
"Kya yar tum dono kahi bhi shuru ho jate ho,dekh to liya karo aas paas kon hai". Ayush narazgi se bola.
"Yaar mene to tabse kuch bhi nahi bola,tum dono mujh par kyu bhadak rahe ho". Aryan ne safai dete hue kaha.
"Choddo yar,chalo canteen chalte hai,lecture to miss ho hi chuka tha". Vikul baat ko samhalte hue bola. Wo teeno canteen chale gaye aur teeno ne apne liye coffee order kardi.
"Aur Aryan gf kesi hai teri ". Vikul ne kaha.
"Tum dono phir shuru ho gaye". Ayush ne fir se kaha.
"Yaar ye kesa dost hai hame baat bhi nahi karne deta,tu bata Aryan Shilpa kaha hai aazkal". Vikul ne phir se puchha.
"Mujhe kya pata kaha hai".Aryan ne anjan bante hue kaha.
" ha kaam nikal gaya na to use bhi doodh mai se makkhi ki tarah nikal kar phenk di hogi".Ayush ne narazgi se kaha.
"Yar ham teri tarah ek hi khoonte se bandh kar nahi reh sakte,ham to aazad prinde hai". Aryan ne Ayush ko jawab dete hue kaha.
"M bhi kise samjhane ki kosis kar raha hu,is se achha to m deewar m apna sir maar lu". Ayush bola.
"Deewar waha hai,maar le". Vikul Ayush ko kehta hai.
"Tu chup reh,achha Aryan ye bata ki tujhe kis tarah ki ladki chahiye means us ladki mai kya hona chahiye,jiske saath tu settle ho sake". Ayush ne vikul ko daant kar Aryan se kaha.
"Usme kya hona chahiye,do cheeze to jaroor honi chahiye ek to bade bade boobs aur moti aur uthi hui gaand ho". Ye kehte hue use apni behan ke boobs aur gaand yaad aa gayi,ye pehli baar nahi tha ki use aesa khayal aaya ho.
"Kaha yar ye cheeze to aazkal ki ladkiyo mai milti hi nahi hai,zero figure ke chakkar m sukhi lakdi se ho jati hai,ab to tu koi aurat hi dhoond le shayad usme ye dono cheeze mil jaye". Vikul dukhda sunate hue bola.
"Nahi yar ladkiya bhi aesi hoti hai,jinka figure dekh unse nazar hi nahi hat ti". Aryan phir se Ashu ko yaad karte hue bola.
"Tum dono kabhi nahi sudhroge,m ja raha hu". Ayush gusse se canteen se jate hue bola.
"Are ruk to yaar". Aryan ne kaha but wo tab tak nikal gaya. Phir wo dono bhi uske peeche peeche nikal gaye.
Ab Aashna ke college chalte hai. Waha uski best friend Aditi uska wait kar rahi thi.
Aditi-" kaha hai yaar tu m kabse yaha wait kar rahi hu aur na hi tu call utha rahi hai".
Ashu-"Are yaar,m gusse gusse mai apna mobile hi ghar bhool gayi".
Aditi-"gussa kisliye,kya Ajay se breakup ho gaya hai".
Ashu-" kya yaar tu bhi kya kya bolti hai,are yaar mere gusse ki wajah mera bhai hai".
Aur phir Ashu ne use saari baat bata di. Aditi bhi khoob hasi.
Aditi-"yaar tera bhai bhi tujhe kitna pareshan karta hai,tu us se bola hi mat kar".
Ashu-"aye,tu pagal hai. Wo meri jaan hai,samjhi. Bhale hi ham kitna bhi ladte ho but usse bhi jyada ham ekdusre se pyaar karte hai.aur aesi hi nok jhok se to hamara pyaar aur badhta rehta hai".
Aditi-" are yar m to majak kar rahi thi,tu to serious ho gayi. Chal class m chalte hai".
Aur wo dono chali gayi.
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Arun Rajput
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Boht khoob shandaar ys update parh ka aise lagta ha hero pehle sa ashu par fida ha bas moka chahiye
