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[Mousumi Hamid]

Arvind ki awaz sunkar vandana jaise hosh men ati hai .. jhat se nawaz ki pakad se nikal kar baju khadi ho jati hai aur aapna top thik karti hai..

Lagta hai bhaiyya uth gaye hai aur bhabhi ko aawaz de rahe hai..

Haan lag raha hai.. aaj ye log jaldi kaise uth gaye..

wo tum dekho.. Mai chali.. muje bhaiyya ya bhabhi ne dekha to bada problem ho jayega..

Aisa kah ke lagbhag bhag ke bahar chali jati hai .... nawaz bas gusse se aarti ki aur dekhte hui apna kala lauda maslta reh jata hai…

tabhi arvind phir se kahta hai

aarti..kaha ho bhai.. jaldi aa jao..muje nikaalne mai lait ho raha hai…

aab subha window se ati huwi suraj ki kiran se uski ankh khulti hai...wo apne ankhen malte huwe baith jati hai bed men ....fir bed se utar kar fresh hone chali jati hai...fresh hone ke baad wo bahar akar mirror men dekh kar khud ko tayar karti hai thoda tabhi uske mobile par call ata hai....call uske nanand kanchan ka tha..

hello...

hello bhabhi uth gayi Kya ??

ji haan didi … abhi thodi der pehle....

kya kar rahi ho aap

kya karungi bhala itane subah subah

Subah subah kaha abhi to 9 baj gaye hai

hmm

Itane der tak aap to sote nahi ho bhabhi.. aaj kaise.. kahi aap ke pyare friend ne to pyar se sulaya nahi nah aap ko

Kon friend??

aarti ka dimakh nahi chala.. wo kis ke bare mai baat kar rahi hai

aare bhabhi aapna naukar jis ke saath aap shahar gaye the

Ohhoo aap nawaz ki baat kar rahi ho

Haan nawaz.. bahut pyara naam hai..

Waise kaisa hai wo

Achha hai.. par uski yaad subah subah aap ko kaise aaye

Muje kyon yaad aayege aap ke pyare friend ki.. bhabhi waise kaise chal rahi hai aap ki friendship..

Kaise friendship didi.. hamare koi friendship nahi hai

To

To kuch nahi hai.. wo hamara naukar hai.. bus itana hi.. wo naukar aur mai uski memsaab..

Wo naukar aur aap uski memsaab.. itana hi na bhabhi

sirf uski nahi baki naukaro ki bhi memsaab

Nahi main soch rahi hu uske saath aap baki ke naukaro ki bhi memsaab ho par aap shahar mai sirf uske saath gaye the

Wo aap ne kaha tha na.. bhul gaye kya

Mai bhala kaise bhul sakati hu bhabhi..

aur papa ji ko leke aana tha na aur doctor ko dikhana tha na

Haan wo bhi tha bhabhi.. par aap aapne saath us neeta ko nahi le gayi na

Wo mera dimakh bahut khati isliye nahi le gaye

Tab kanchan haste hui kahte hai

Haan sahi hai bahut bore karti hai

Dusara bhi ek reason tha

Kya

Wo dono saath rahte to ek dusare Mai khoye rahte.. aakhir wo lovebirds hai na

Aisa kya

Haa mere nanand rani

aisa hai to Phir wo aap ki taraf dhyan bhi nahi deta

Kya kaha aap ne didi..

I mean aap bore ho jati na akele.. matlab aap se baate nahi karta matlab aap pai dhyan nahi deta

Kanchan ne baat ghumayi

ye baat hai to thik hai par kahi aap mere bare Mai aisa waisa kuch soch to nahi rahi hai na nawaz ko leke

Nahi Mai bhala kyon sochenungi bhabhi

Mai kya aise waise hu

Nahi nahi muje pata hai aap bahut achhi ho..

Hmm thanks

Waise aap ne nahi bataya

kya

Itane late kyon uthi aaj aap

Wo aap ke bahiyya ne subah jaldi utaya

Kya subah subah

Pagli aisa kuch nahi.. une jana tha jaldi delhi ko

Haan bhaiyya ne bataya tha.. Lo ji.. baate Mai Mai bhul gaye ki Mai kis wajah se call kiya

Kis wajah se nanand rani

aab bhaiyya nahi hai.. aaj

Aur 3 din

To kyon na aap yaha city ko aa jate

Papaji hai na unke bhi dekhnhal karni hoti hai

Mai kya 3 din nahi bol rahi hu

To

Aaj ke din sirf.. hum saath Mai shopping karte aur movie bhi dekh lete..

Movie

Haan naya ek horror movie aaya hai

Aap aur aap ka horror movie.. hamesha horror movie

Aap chahe to romantic movie ko chalte hai

Nahi baba

Kyon

Papa ji hai aur muje bahut sara kaam hai ghar Mai

Papa se Mai baat kar lungi

Phir bhi possible nahi hai

Kyon ji mere pyare bhabhi

Aarti kuch nahi bolti

kyun possible nahi hai.. aapne to us din kaha tha ki shopping ka jane ka plan banate hai aur movie bhi dekh lenge

Haan maine kaha tha par aab mera mood nahi hai

Kya hua aap ke mood ko

nahi aisa sirf mood ki baat nahi hai

phir baat kya hai mere pyare bhabhi

to aapka mann aaj kya karne ko kah raha hai

Kuch nahi kah raha hai

Kahi nawaz se baate karne ka to nahi kah raha hai

Nahi

to

Sone ka kah raha hai

Aabhi aabhi aap neend se uthi ho aur phir se sone ki baat kar rahi ho..

wo raat ko thik se soye nahi

Kyon bhaiyya ne sone nahi diya kya

Nahi baat wo nahi hai

Wo raat ko der se soyi thi aur subah jaldi uthana pada..Mushkil se 3 ghante ki neend hui

Kya??

Tab aarti ko laga ye maine kya kah diya.. aab ye puch legi.. sab.. aur aapne mathe pai haat marti hai .. Ye maune kya kah diya

aap lait so gayi .. Bhaiyya kya factory se lait aaye kya

Nahi aaj jaldi aa gaye the ..
( wo mann Mai kahte hai..Lait aa gaye aise bol bhi nahi sakati kyon ki ye phir aapni bhai ko puch legi.. Kya juth bolu isse aab)

Phir lait kyon soye aap

wo papa ji ne ek kaam lagaya hai

Konsa kaam

Wo nawaz ke khane pine ka

Achha!!! Ye baat hai aap ke jaldi na sone.. mai to samaj rahi bhaiyya ne nahi sone diya aur mamla to dusara hi hai

Koi mamla bumala nahi hai didi..

To aapka pyara naukar jaldi kyon nahi aaya khane pine aur aapni pyari memsaab ko kyon nahi sine diya

aaj uska birthday hai to kal kuch uske doston ne usse party mangi thi iss wajah se wo lait aaya

Achha to aap ka pyara naukar lait aaya khane ko aap ke paas pikar

Haan kuch aisa hi aap samjo

ooohoo..to iss wajah se aap ka mann nahi kar raha hai movie dekhane ka.. Birthday ka plan hai aap longo ka

Nahi nahi didi aap aisa kuch mauch socho aap.. aisa waisa koi plan nahi hamara

Hamara?? Bhabhi

Matlab mera aur nawaz ka

Nahi hai to bana sakati ho aap bhabhi

No way didi

Kyon

Mai bhala kyon manaungi uska birthday

Kyon nahi mana sakati bhabhi aap

Bhala ek malkin aapne naukaro ka birthday kyon manayege.. aur manayenge to log kya kahenge

Kon log bhabhi aur kis ko pata chalega

Matlab

Aab bhaiya hai nahi.. papaji ko waise bhi kuch pata nahi chalata.. ek to wo gahr mai honge to aapne room mai hote hai.. mushkil se bahar aate hai.. nahi to gaanv mai hote hai.. Chavdi pai jake gappe marte rahte hai ya log kaam leke aate hai to usi mai busy hote hai ya phir khet mai.. khet mai gaye to din bhar nahi aate

tab smile karte hui aarti kahte hai

Kya plan chal raha hai mere pyari nanand rani ke dimakh mai

mere plan ka chor do bhabhi aap.. aap plan banao.. aur birthday celebrate karo

Aap pakki pagal ho

Aare aapka wo bahut kusch ho jayega aap pai

Hone do muje kya

Laddu fut rahe hai kya aap ke maan

Sharmate hui kahti hai

Nahi to aisa kuch nahi

Plan banao bhabhi

Nahi

Undono ne pahle hi plan banaya hoga to

You mean nawaz aur neeta ne

Haan

To pata karo plan banaya hai ya nahi

Banaya hoga to

Banaya hoga to pata karke muje bata do aap

To aap kya karoge

Kuch naya plan sochungi

Tab aarti haste hai

Par kyon

Bhabhi waise bahiyya nahi hai to aap bore honge

Hmmm

to ye plan banao to achha sa timepaas ho jayega

Papa ji

Unko khet mai bhej do

Kya??

Achhe kaam mai aise chote mote tede kaam kiye to bhagwaan ji naraz nahi honge to balki aur wo kuch honge

Wo bahla kyon kush hinge mere bhagwaan ji

Achha kaam

Ismai konsa achha kaam hai

Kissi ka birthday celebrate karna kya bura kaam hai kya

Nahi hai

Aur aapne naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se bhagwaan ji aur kuch honge

Achha ji

Aur aapne pyare naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se aur kuch honge bhagwaan ji

Tab haste hui kahte hai

Wo mera koi pyara wyara naukar nahi hai

Naukar to hai na

Haan hai

To uska birthday celebrate ka plan banao

Aab wo neeta aur uspai depend hai

Wo bhi hai bhabhi



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[Mehreen Kaur]

Arvind ki awaz sunkar vandana jaise hosh men ati hai .. jhat se nawaz ki pakad se nikal kar baju khadi ho jati hai aur aapna top thik karti hai..

Lagta hai bhaiyya uth gaye hai aur bhabhi ko aawaz de rahe hai..

Haan lag raha hai.. aaj ye log jaldi kaise uth gaye..

wo tum dekho.. Mai chali.. muje bhaiyya ya bhabhi ne dekha to bada problem ho jayega..

Aisa kah ke lagbhag bhag ke bahar chali jati hai .... nawaz bas gusse se aarti ki aur dekhte hui apna kala lauda maslta reh jata hai…

tabhi arvind phir se kahta hai

aarti..kaha ho bhai.. jaldi aa jao..muje nikaalne mai lait ho raha hai…

aab subha window se ati huwi suraj ki kiran se uski ankh khulti hai...wo apne ankhen malte huwe baith jati hai bed men ....fir bed se utar kar fresh hone chali jati hai...fresh hone ke baad wo bahar akar mirror men dekh kar khud ko tayar karti hai thoda tabhi uske mobile par call ata hai....call uske nanand kanchan ka tha..

hello...

hello bhabhi uth gayi Kya ??

ji haan didi … abhi thodi der pehle....

kya kar rahi ho aap

kya karungi bhala itane subah subah

Subah subah kaha abhi to 9 baj gaye hai

hmm

Itane der tak aap to sote nahi ho bhabhi.. aaj kaise.. kahi aap ke pyare friend ne to pyar se sulaya nahi nah aap ko

Kon friend??

aarti ka dimakh nahi chala.. wo kis ke bare mai baat kar rahi hai

aare bhabhi aapna naukar jis ke saath aap shahar gaye the

Ohhoo aap nawaz ki baat kar rahi ho

Haan nawaz.. bahut pyara naam hai..

Waise kaisa hai wo

Achha hai.. par uski yaad subah subah aap ko kaise aaye

Muje kyon yaad aayege aap ke pyare friend ki.. bhabhi waise kaise chal rahi hai aap ki friendship..

Kaise friendship didi.. hamare koi friendship nahi hai

To

To kuch nahi hai.. wo hamara naukar hai.. bus itana hi.. wo naukar aur mai uski memsaab..

Wo naukar aur aap uski memsaab.. itana hi na bhabhi

sirf uski nahi baki naukaro ki bhi memsaab

Nahi main soch rahi hu uske saath aap baki ke naukaro ki bhi memsaab ho par aap shahar mai sirf uske saath gaye the

Wo aap ne kaha tha na.. bhul gaye kya

Mai bhala kaise bhul sakati hu bhabhi..

aur papa ji ko leke aana tha na aur doctor ko dikhana tha na

Haan wo bhi tha bhabhi.. par aap aapne saath us neeta ko nahi le gayi na

Wo mera dimakh bahut khati isliye nahi le gaye

Tab kanchan haste hui kahte hai

Haan sahi hai bahut bore karti hai

Dusara bhi ek reason tha

Kya

Wo dono saath rahte to ek dusare Mai khoye rahte.. aakhir wo lovebirds hai na

Aisa kya

Haa mere nanand rani

aisa hai to Phir wo aap ki taraf dhyan bhi nahi deta

Kya kaha aap ne didi..

I mean aap bore ho jati na akele.. matlab aap se baate nahi karta matlab aap pai dhyan nahi deta

Kanchan ne baat ghumayi

ye baat hai to thik hai par kahi aap mere bare Mai aisa waisa kuch soch to nahi rahi hai na nawaz ko leke

Nahi Mai bhala kyon sochenungi bhabhi

Mai kya aise waise hu

Nahi nahi muje pata hai aap bahut achhi ho..

Hmm thanks

Waise aap ne nahi bataya

kya

Itane late kyon uthi aaj aap

Wo aap ke bahiyya ne subah jaldi utaya

Kya subah subah

Pagli aisa kuch nahi.. une jana tha jaldi delhi ko

Haan bhaiyya ne bataya tha.. Lo ji.. baate Mai Mai bhul gaye ki Mai kis wajah se call kiya

Kis wajah se nanand rani

aab bhaiyya nahi hai.. aaj

Aur 3 din

To kyon na aap yaha city ko aa jate

Papaji hai na unke bhi dekhnhal karni hoti hai

Mai kya 3 din nahi bol rahi hu

To

Aaj ke din sirf.. hum saath Mai shopping karte aur movie bhi dekh lete..

Movie

Haan naya ek horror movie aaya hai

Aap aur aap ka horror movie.. hamesha horror movie

Aap chahe to romantic movie ko chalte hai

Nahi baba

Kyon

Papa ji hai aur muje bahut sara kaam hai ghar Mai

Papa se Mai baat kar lungi

Phir bhi possible nahi hai

Kyon ji mere pyare bhabhi

Aarti kuch nahi bolti

kyun possible nahi hai.. aapne to us din kaha tha ki shopping ka jane ka plan banate hai aur movie bhi dekh lenge

Haan maine kaha tha par aab mera mood nahi hai

Kya hua aap ke mood ko

nahi aisa sirf mood ki baat nahi hai

phir baat kya hai mere pyare bhabhi

to aapka mann aaj kya karne ko kah raha hai

Kuch nahi kah raha hai

Kahi nawaz se baate karne ka to nahi kah raha hai

Nahi

to

Sone ka kah raha hai

Aabhi aabhi aap neend se uthi ho aur phir se sone ki baat kar rahi ho..

wo raat ko thik se soye nahi

Kyon bhaiyya ne sone nahi diya kya

Nahi baat wo nahi hai

Wo raat ko der se soyi thi aur subah jaldi uthana pada..Mushkil se 3 ghante ki neend hui

Kya??

Tab aarti ko laga ye maine kya kah diya.. aab ye puch legi.. sab.. aur aapne mathe pai haat marti hai .. Ye maune kya kah diya

aap lait so gayi .. Bhaiyya kya factory se lait aaye kya

Nahi aaj jaldi aa gaye the ..
( wo mann Mai kahte hai..Lait aa gaye aise bol bhi nahi sakati kyon ki ye phir aapni bhai ko puch legi.. Kya juth bolu isse aab)

Phir lait kyon soye aap

wo papa ji ne ek kaam lagaya hai

Konsa kaam

Wo nawaz ke khane pine ka

Achha!!! Ye baat hai aap ke jaldi na sone.. mai to samaj rahi bhaiyya ne nahi sone diya aur mamla to dusara hi hai

Koi mamla bumala nahi hai didi..

To aapka pyara naukar jaldi kyon nahi aaya khane pine aur aapni pyari memsaab ko kyon nahi sine diya

aaj uska birthday hai to kal kuch uske doston ne usse party mangi thi iss wajah se wo lait aaya

Achha to aap ka pyara naukar lait aaya khane ko aap ke paas pikar

Haan kuch aisa hi aap samjo

ooohoo..to iss wajah se aap ka mann nahi kar raha hai movie dekhane ka.. Birthday ka plan hai aap longo ka

Nahi nahi didi aap aisa kuch mauch socho aap.. aisa waisa koi plan nahi hamara

Hamara?? Bhabhi

Matlab mera aur nawaz ka

Nahi hai to bana sakati ho aap bhabhi

No way didi

Kyon

Mai bhala kyon manaungi uska birthday

Kyon nahi mana sakati bhabhi aap

Bhala ek malkin aapne naukaro ka birthday kyon manayege.. aur manayenge to log kya kahenge

Kon log bhabhi aur kis ko pata chalega

Matlab

Aab bhaiya hai nahi.. papaji ko waise bhi kuch pata nahi chalata.. ek to wo gahr mai honge to aapne room mai hote hai.. mushkil se bahar aate hai.. nahi to gaanv mai hote hai.. Chavdi pai jake gappe marte rahte hai ya log kaam leke aate hai to usi mai busy hote hai ya phir khet mai.. khet mai gaye to din bhar nahi aate

tab smile karte hui aarti kahte hai

Kya plan chal raha hai mere pyari nanand rani ke dimakh mai

mere plan ka chor do bhabhi aap.. aap plan banao.. aur birthday celebrate karo

Aap pakki pagal ho

Aare aapka wo bahut kusch ho jayega aap pai

Hone do muje kya

Laddu fut rahe hai kya aap ke maan

Sharmate hui kahti hai

Nahi to aisa kuch nahi

Plan banao bhabhi

Nahi

Undono ne pahle hi plan banaya hoga to

You mean nawaz aur neeta ne

Haan

To pata karo plan banaya hai ya nahi

Banaya hoga to

Banaya hoga to pata karke muje bata do aap

To aap kya karoge

Kuch naya plan sochungi

Tab aarti haste hai

Par kyon

Bhabhi waise bahiyya nahi hai to aap bore honge

Hmmm

to ye plan banao to achha sa timepaas ho jayega

Papa ji

Unko khet mai bhej do

Kya??

Achhe kaam mai aise chote mote tede kaam kiye to bhagwaan ji naraz nahi honge to balki aur wo kuch honge

Wo bahla kyon kush hinge mere bhagwaan ji

Achha kaam

Ismai konsa achha kaam hai

Kissi ka birthday celebrate karna kya bura kaam hai kya

Nahi hai

Aur aapne naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se bhagwaan ji aur kuch honge

Achha ji

Aur aapne pyare naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se aur kuch honge bhagwaan ji

Tab haste hui kahte hai

Wo mera koi pyara wyara naukar nahi hai

Naukar to hai na

Haan hai

To uska birthday celebrate ka plan banao

Aab wo neeta aur uspai depend hai

Wo bhi hai bhabhi



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[Jyoti Saha]

Arvind ki awaz sunkar vandana jaise hosh men ati hai .. jhat se nawaz ki pakad se nikal kar baju khadi ho jati hai aur aapna top thik karti hai..

Lagta hai bhaiyya uth gaye hai aur bhabhi ko aawaz de rahe hai..

Haan lag raha hai.. aaj ye log jaldi kaise uth gaye..

wo tum dekho.. Mai chali.. muje bhaiyya ya bhabhi ne dekha to bada problem ho jayega..

Aisa kah ke lagbhag bhag ke bahar chali jati hai .... nawaz bas gusse se aarti ki aur dekhte hui apna kala lauda maslta reh jata hai…

tabhi arvind phir se kahta hai

aarti..kaha ho bhai.. jaldi aa jao..muje nikaalne mai lait ho raha hai…aarvind ke fir se aawaaz dene se wo khadi ho jati hai.. itane der nawaz aur aarti ek dusare ko dekh rahe the.. dono mai se koi aapni jagah se hil nahi raha tha.. par arvind ke phir se aawaaz dene se aarti ko utana pada aur ghum ke neeche utarate hui arvind se kahte hai..

aa rahi hu baba

niche aati hai tab arvind use puchata hai

Mili kya file

Tab use yaad aata hai mai to uppar file dhundane gayi thi par iss nawaz ke chakkar mai mein file dhundane hi bhul gayi.. Wo yahi soch rahi thi.. tab arvind phir se kahta hai

Aarti mai kuch puch raha hu tumse.. tumara dhyan kidhar hai..

Tab hosh sambalate hui wo kahte hai

Kaha hai dhyan idhar hi hai..
aur smile karte hui kahti hai

Yahi aapne pyare pati pai dhyan hai


aab subha window se ati huwi suraj ki kiran se uski ankh khulti hai...wo apne ankhen malte huwe baith jati hai bed men ....fir bed se utar kar fresh hone chali jati hai...fresh hone ke baad wo bahar akar mirror men dekh kar khud ko tayar karti hai thoda tabhi uske mobile par call ata hai....call uske nanand kanchan ka tha..

hello...

hello bhabhi uth gayi Kya ??

ji haan didi … abhi thodi der pehle....

kya kar rahi ho aap

kya karungi bhala itane subah subah

Subah subah kaha abhi to 9 baj gaye hai

hmm

Itane der tak aap to sote nahi ho bhabhi.. aaj kaise.. kahi aap ke pyare friend ne to pyar se sulaya nahi nah aap ko

Kon friend??

aarti ka dimakh nahi chala.. wo kis ke bare mai baat kar rahi hai

aare bhabhi aapna naukar jis ke saath aap shahar gaye the

Ohhoo aap nawaz ki baat kar rahi ho

Haan nawaz.. bahut pyara naam hai..

Waise kaisa hai wo

Achha hai.. par uski yaad subah subah aap ko kaise aaye

Muje kyon yaad aayege aap ke pyare friend ki.. bhabhi waise kaise chal rahi hai aap ki friendship..

Kaise friendship didi.. hamare koi friendship nahi hai

To

To kuch nahi hai.. wo hamara naukar hai.. bus itana hi.. wo naukar aur mai uski memsaab..

Wo naukar aur aap uski memsaab.. itana hi na bhabhi

sirf uski nahi baki naukaro ki bhi memsaab

Nahi main soch rahi hu uske saath aap baki ke naukaro ki bhi memsaab ho par aap shahar mai sirf uske saath gaye the

Wo aap ne kaha tha na.. bhul gaye kya

Mai bhala kaise bhul sakati hu bhabhi..

aur papa ji ko leke aana tha na aur doctor ko dikhana tha na

Haan wo bhi tha bhabhi.. par aap aapne saath us neeta ko nahi le gayi na

Wo mera dimakh bahut khati isliye nahi le gaye

Tab kanchan haste hui kahte hai

Haan sahi hai bahut bore karti hai

Dusara bhi ek reason tha

Kya

Wo dono saath rahte to ek dusare Mai khoye rahte.. aakhir wo lovebirds hai na

Aisa kya

Haa mere nanand rani

aisa hai to Phir wo aap ki taraf dhyan bhi nahi deta

Kya kaha aap ne didi..

I mean aap bore ho jati na akele.. matlab aap se baate nahi karta matlab aap pai dhyan nahi deta

Kanchan ne baat ghumayi

ye baat hai to thik hai par kahi aap mere bare Mai aisa waisa kuch soch to nahi rahi hai na nawaz ko leke

Nahi Mai bhala kyon sochenungi bhabhi

Mai kya aise waise hu

Nahi nahi muje pata hai aap bahut achhi ho..

Hmm thanks

Waise aap ne nahi bataya

kya

Itane late kyon uthi aaj aap

Wo aap ke bahiyya ne subah jaldi utaya

Kya subah subah

Pagli aisa kuch nahi.. une jana tha jaldi delhi ko

Haan bhaiyya ne bataya tha.. Lo ji.. baate Mai Mai bhul gaye ki Mai kis wajah se call kiya

Kis wajah se nanand rani

aab bhaiyya nahi hai.. aaj

Aur 3 din

To kyon na aap yaha city ko aa jate

Papaji hai na unke bhi dekhnhal karni hoti hai

Mai kya 3 din nahi bol rahi hu

To

Aaj ke din sirf.. hum saath Mai shopping karte aur movie bhi dekh lete..

Movie

Haan naya ek horror movie aaya hai

Aap aur aap ka horror movie.. hamesha horror movie

Aap chahe to romantic movie ko chalte hai

Nahi baba

Kyon

Papa ji hai aur muje bahut sara kaam hai ghar Mai

Papa se Mai baat kar lungi

Phir bhi possible nahi hai

Kyon ji mere pyare bhabhi

Aarti kuch nahi bolti

kyun possible nahi hai.. aapne to us din kaha tha ki shopping ka jane ka plan banate hai aur movie bhi dekh lenge

Haan maine kaha tha par aab mera mood nahi hai

Kya hua aap ke mood ko

nahi aisa sirf mood ki baat nahi hai

phir baat kya hai mere pyare bhabhi

to aapka mann aaj kya karne ko kah raha hai

Kuch nahi kah raha hai

Kahi nawaz se baate karne ka to nahi kah raha hai

Nahi

to

Sone ka kah raha hai

Aabhi aabhi aap neend se uthi ho aur phir se sone ki baat kar rahi ho..

wo raat ko thik se soye nahi

Kyon bhaiyya ne sone nahi diya kya

Nahi baat wo nahi hai

Wo raat ko der se soyi thi aur subah jaldi uthana pada..Mushkil se 3 ghante ki neend hui

Kya??

Tab aarti ko laga ye maine kya kah diya.. aab ye puch legi.. sab.. aur aapne mathe pai haat marti hai .. Ye maune kya kah diya

aap lait so gayi .. Bhaiyya kya factory se lait aaye kya

Nahi aaj jaldi aa gaye the ..
( wo mann Mai kahte hai..Lait aa gaye aise bol bhi nahi sakati kyon ki ye phir aapni bhai ko puch legi.. Kya juth bolu isse aab)

Phir lait kyon soye aap

wo papa ji ne ek kaam lagaya hai

Konsa kaam

Wo nawaz ke khane pine ka

Achha!!! Ye baat hai aap ke jaldi na sone.. mai to samaj rahi bhaiyya ne nahi sone diya aur mamla to dusara hi hai

Koi mamla bumala nahi hai didi..

To aapka pyara naukar jaldi kyon nahi aaya khane pine aur aapni pyari memsaab ko kyon nahi sine diya

aaj uska birthday hai to kal kuch uske doston ne usse party mangi thi iss wajah se wo lait aaya

Achha to aap ka pyara naukar lait aaya khane ko aap ke paas pikar

Haan kuch aisa hi aap samjo

ooohoo..to iss wajah se aap ka mann nahi kar raha hai movie dekhane ka.. Birthday ka plan hai aap longo ka

Nahi nahi didi aap aisa kuch mauch socho aap.. aisa waisa koi plan nahi hamara

Hamara?? Bhabhi

Matlab mera aur nawaz ka

Nahi hai to bana sakati ho aap bhabhi

No way didi

Kyon

Mai bhala kyon manaungi uska birthday

Kyon nahi mana sakati bhabhi aap

Bhala ek malkin aapne naukaro ka birthday kyon manayege.. aur manayenge to log kya kahenge

Kon log bhabhi aur kis ko pata chalega

Matlab

Aab bhaiya hai nahi.. papaji ko waise bhi kuch pata nahi chalata.. ek to wo gahr mai honge to aapne room mai hote hai.. mushkil se bahar aate hai.. nahi to gaanv mai hote hai.. Chavdi pai jake gappe marte rahte hai ya log kaam leke aate hai to usi mai busy hote hai ya phir khet mai.. khet mai gaye to din bhar nahi aate

tab smile karte hui aarti kahte hai

Kya plan chal raha hai mere pyari nanand rani ke dimakh mai

mere plan ka chor do bhabhi aap.. aap plan banao.. aur birthday celebrate karo

Aap pakki pagal ho

Aare aapka wo bahut kusch ho jayega aap pai

Hone do muje kya

Laddu fut rahe hai kya aap ke maan

Sharmate hui kahti hai

Nahi to aisa kuch nahi

Plan banao bhabhi

Nahi

Undono ne pahle hi plan banaya hoga to

You mean nawaz aur neeta ne

Haan

To pata karo plan banaya hai ya nahi

Banaya hoga to

Banaya hoga to pata karke muje bata do aap

To aap kya karoge

Kuch naya plan sochungi

Tab aarti haste hai

Par kyon

Bhabhi waise bahiyya nahi hai to aap bore honge

Hmmm

to ye plan banao to achha sa timepaas ho jayega

Papa ji

Unko khet mai bhej do

Kya??

Achhe kaam mai aise chote mote tede kaam kiye to bhagwaan ji naraz nahi honge to balki aur wo kuch honge

Wo bahla kyon kush hinge mere bhagwaan ji

Achha kaam

Ismai konsa achha kaam hai

Kissi ka birthday celebrate karna kya bura kaam hai kya

Nahi hai

Aur aapne naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se bhagwaan ji aur kuch honge

Achha ji

Aur aapne pyare naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se aur kuch honge bhagwaan ji

Tab haste hui kahte hai

Wo mera koi pyara wyara naukar nahi hai

Naukar to hai na

Haan hai

To uska birthday celebrate ka plan banao

Aab wo neeta aur uspai depend hai

Wo bhi hai bhabhi



chh

kamaal aur mazadar update!

 

[Pandora]

excellent update

 

[MilkyAunty]

Lovely, exciting and excellent update!

 

[Rajib]

Absolutely awesome and extremely exciting update!