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[Ammijaan ka pyarabeta]

Arvind ki awaz sunkar vandana jaise hosh men ati hai .. jhat se nawaz ki pakad se nikal kar baju khadi ho jati hai aur aapna top thik karti hai..

Lagta hai bhaiyya uth gaye hai aur bhabhi ko aawaz de rahe hai..

Haan lag raha hai.. aaj ye log jaldi kaise uth gaye..

wo tum dekho.. Mai chali.. muje bhaiyya ya bhabhi ne dekha to bada problem ho jayega..

Aisa kah ke lagbhag bhag ke bahar chali jati hai .... nawaz bas gusse se aarti ki aur dekhte hui apna kala lauda maslta reh jata hai…

aur ye sab bade pyar se aarti dekh rahi thi..



tabhi arvind phir se kahta hai

aarti..kaha ho bhai.. jaldi aa jao..muje nikaalne mai lait ho raha hai…

Aarvind ke fir se aawaaz dene se wo khadi ho jati hai.. itane der nawaz aur aarti ek dusare ko dekh rahe the.. aarti mano nawaz mai mano kho se gayi thi.. Wo lagatar use hi dekhe ja rahi thi..



dono mai se koi aapni jagah se hil nahi raha tha.. par arvind ke phir se aawaaz dene se aarti ko utana pada aur ghum ke neeche utarate hui arvind se kahte hai..

aa rahi hu baba

niche aati hai tab arvind use puchata hai

Mili kya file

Tab use yaad aata hai mai to uppar file dhundane gayi thi par iss nawaz ke chakkar mai mein file dhundane hi bhul gayi.. Wo yahi soch rahi thi.. tab arvind phir se kahta hai

Aarti mai kuch puch raha hu tumse.. tumara dhyan kidhar hai..

Tab hosh sambalate hui wo kahte hai

Kaha hai dhyan idhar hi hai..

aur arvind ki taraf smile karte hui kahti hai
 


Kaha pai hoga mera dhyan.. Yahi pai hai aapne pyare pati pai

aur file dhudane lagti hai .. tab arvind kahta hai

jara jaldi dhudana.. subah se timepass kar rahi ho

tab aarti kuch kahti usse pahle hi papaji kahte hai

kyon subah suabh bahu pai chilla rahe ho

papaji mai kaha chilla raha hu aap ke pyare bahu par .. wo hi kabse file dhund rahi hai..

konse file

delhi wali

tumane usko di thi kya rakhane ko

nahi

phir us bechari ko kaise pata hoga

Aise kah ke aapne room mai jake ek file leke aate hai aur arvind ko dete hai

yahi file na

haan papa

kal muje diya aur tum bahu ke piche pade ho

sorry papaji

tab aarti hasane lagte hai

Phir aarvind kahta hai

chalta hu papaji

thik hai achhe se jana

ok

phir wo aarti ko bye kahta hai aur bahar chala jata hai.. Phir aarti aapne pati ko chorne ko bahar car tak aati hai.. car mai bag rakhate hui arvind aarti se baate karta hai .. aab wo car ke aandar baita tha aur aarti bahar khade hokar arvind se baate kar rahi thi..

aarti aapne pati se baate karte hui nawaz ke room ki aur dekhte hai..


tab wo dekhte hai ki nawaz usko hi dekh raha hai .. nawaz ne aab lungi aur baniyan pahni thi.. use shock lagta hai uske pati ke hote hui nawaz use dekh raha hai.. wo Mann mai sochate hai..

Iss sale ko aapne chote malik ka aab dar bhi nahi lag raha hai.. wo bina dikkat se muje dekh raha hai.. dekh kya tad raha hai.. bina dare.. kamina kahi ka.. aab tak vandana ke saath itane maze kiye aur aab muje tad raha hai.. aisa sochate hui jara gusse se wo nawaz ko dekhane lagati hai..



tab nawaz aapani kamine smile chehare par lata hai

aur aarti ko dekhate bidi peene lagta hai....usko beedi pete hui dekhkar Mann mai kahte hai

Kamina kahi ka.. muje dekhkar beedi pi raha hai ya muje dikha raha hai mai kaise beedi pita hu.. aur kah raha hai muje bidi peete hui dekho.. mai to sigarate pine wale ko hate karti hu.. aise log muje pasand nahi Phir mai iss kmine ko kyon dekh rahe hu..

aisa kah ke gardan niche kar ke jara jukh ke aapne pati se baate karne lagi…kuch der aapne pati se baat karne ke baad wo sochati hai..

Dekhu kya kamina kya kar raha.. kya karega muje hi tad raha hoga..

Aisa soch kar wo uppar gardan karke nawaz ko dekhti hai to wo uske ummid ke anusar use hi tad raha tha.. wo dekh ke Mann mai kahti hai..

Laga hi tha.. muje hi tad raha hoga.. isse bore nahi hota hoga kya aise dekh ke.. iski gardan dukhati nahi hogi kya..




aab subha window se ati huwi suraj ki kiran se uski ankh khulti hai...wo apKale ankhen malte huwe baith jati hai bed men ....fir bed se utar kar fresh hone chali jati hai...fresh hone ke baad wo bahar akar mirror men dekh kar khud ko tayar karti hai thoda tabhi uske mobile par call ata hai....call uske nanand kanchan ka tha..

hello...

hello bhabhi uth gayi Kya ??

ji haan didi … abhi thodi der pehle....

kya kar rahi ho aap

kya karungi bhala itane subah subah

Subah subah kaha abhi to 9 baj gaye hai

hmm

Itane der tak aap to sote nahi ho bhabhi.. aaj kaise.. kahi aap ke pyare friend ne to pyar se sulaya nahi nah aap ko

Kon friend??

aarti ka dimakh nahi chala.. wo kis ke bare mai baat kar rahi hai

aare bhabhi aapna naukar jis ke saath aap shahar gaye the

Ohhoo aap nawaz ki baat kar rahi ho

Haan nawaz.. bahut pyara naam hai..

Waise kaisa hai wo

Achha hai.. par uski yaad subah subah aap ko kaise aaye

Muje kyon yaad aayege aap ke pyare friend ki.. bhabhi waise kaise chal rahi hai aap ki friendship..

Kaise friendship didi.. hamare koi friendship nahi hai

To

To kuch nahi hai.. wo hamara naukar hai.. bus itana hi.. wo naukar aur mai uski memsaab..

Wo naukar aur aap uski memsaab.. itana hi na bhabhi

sirf uski nahi baki naukaro ki bhi memsaab

Nahi main soch rahi hu uske saath aap baki ke naukaro ki bhi memsaab ho par aap shahar mai sirf uske saath gaye the

Wo aap ne kaha tha na.. bhul gaye kya

Mai bhala kaise bhul sakati hu bhabhi..

aur papa ji ko leke aana tha na aur doctor ko dikhana tha na

Haan wo bhi tha bhabhi.. par aap aapne saath us neeta ko nahi le gayi na

Wo mera dimakh bahut khati isliye nahi le gaye

Tab kanchan haste hui kahte hai

Haan sahi hai bahut bore karti hai

Dusara bhi ek reason tha

Kya

Wo dono saath rahte to ek dusare Mai khoye rahte.. aakhir wo lovebirds hai na

Aisa kya

Haa mere nanand rani

aisa hai to Phir wo aap ki taraf dhyan bhi nahi deta

Kya kaha aap ne didi..

I mean aap bore ho jati na akele.. matlab aap se baate nahi karta matlab aap pai dhyan nahi deta

Kanchan ne baat ghumayi

ye baat hai to thik hai par kahi aap mere bare Mai aisa waisa kuch soch to nahi rahi hai na nawaz ko leke

Nahi Mai bhala kyon sochenungi bhabhi

Mai kya aise waise hu

Nahi nahi muje pata hai aap bahut achhi ho..

Hmm thanks

Waise aap ne nahi bataya

kya

Itane late kyon uthi aaj aap

Wo aap ke bahiyya ne subah jaldi utaya

Kya subah subah

Pagli aisa kuch nahi.. une jana tha jaldi delhi ko

Haan bhaiyya ne bataya tha.. Lo ji.. baate Mai Mai bhul gaye ki Mai kis wajah se call kiya

Kis wajah se nanand rani

aab bhaiyya nahi hai.. aaj

Aur 3 din

To kyon na aap yaha city ko aa jate

Papaji hai na unke bhi dekhnhal karni hoti hai

Mai kya 3 din nahi bol rahi hu

To

Aaj ke din sirf.. hum saath Mai shopping karte aur movie bhi dekh lete..

Movie

Haan naya ek horror movie aaya hai

Aap aur aap ka horror movie.. hamesha horror movie

Aap chahe to romantic movie ko chalte hai

Nahi baba

Kyon

Papa ji hai aur muje bahut sara kaam hai ghar Mai

Papa se Mai baat kar lungi

Phir bhi possible nahi hai

Kyon ji mere pyare bhabhi

Aarti kuch nahi bolti

kyun possible nahi hai.. aapne to us din kaha tha ki shopping ka jane ka plan banate hai aur movie bhi dekh lenge

Haan maine kaha tha par aab mera mood nahi hai

Kya hua aap ke mood ko

nahi aisa sirf mood ki baat nahi hai

phir baat kya hai mere pyare bhabhi

to aapka mann aaj kya karne ko kah raha hai

Kuch nahi kah raha hai

Kahi nawaz se baate karne ka to nahi kah raha hai

Nahi

to

Sone ka kah raha hai

Aabhi aabhi aap neend se uthi ho aur phir se sone ki baat kar rahi ho..

wo raat ko thik se soye nahi

Kyon bhaiyya ne sone nahi diya kya

Nahi baat wo nahi hai

Wo raat ko der se soyi thi aur subah jaldi uthana pada..Mushkil se 3 ghante ki neend hui

Kya??

Tab aarti ko laga ye maine kya kah diya.. aab ye puch legi.. sab.. aur aapne mathe pai haat marti hai .. Ye maune kya kah diya

aap lait so gayi .. Bhaiyya kya factory se lait aaye kya

Nahi aaj jaldi aa gaye the ..
( wo mann Mai kahte hai..Lait aa gaye aise bol bhi nahi sakati kyon ki ye phir aapni bhai ko puch legi.. Kya juth bolu isse aab)

Phir lait kyon soye aap

wo papa ji ne ek kaam lagaya hai

Konsa kaam

Wo nawaz ke khane pine ka

Achha!!! Ye baat hai aap ke jaldi na sone.. mai to samaj rahi bhaiyya ne nahi sone diya aur mamla to dusara hi hai

Koi mamla bumala nahi hai didi..

To aapka pyara naukar jaldi kyon nahi aaya khane pine aur aapni pyari memsaab ko kyon nahi sine diya

aaj uska birthday hai to kal kuch uske doston ne usse party mangi thi iss wajah se wo lait aaya

Achha to aap ka pyara naukar lait aaya khane ko aap ke paas pikar

Haan kuch aisa hi aap samjo

ooohoo..to iss wajah se aap ka mann nahi kar raha hai movie dekhane ka.. Birthday ka plan hai aap longo ka

Nahi nahi didi aap aisa kuch mauch socho aap.. aisa waisa koi plan nahi hamara

Hamara?? Bhabhi

Matlab mera aur nawaz ka

Nahi hai to bana sakati ho aap bhabhi

No way didi

Kyon

Mai bhala kyon manaungi uska birthday

Kyon nahi mana sakati bhabhi aap

Bhala ek malkin aapne naukaro ka birthday kyon manayege.. aur manayenge to log kya kahenge

Kon log bhabhi aur kis ko pata chalega

Matlab

Aab bhaiya hai nahi.. papaji ko waise bhi kuch pata nahi chalata.. ek to wo gahr mai honge to aapne room mai hote hai.. mushkil se bahar aate hai.. nahi to gaanv mai hote hai.. Chavdi pai jake gappe marte rahte hai ya log kaam leke aate hai to usi mai busy hote hai ya phir khet mai.. khet mai gaye to din bhar nahi aate

tab smile karte hui aarti kahte hai

Kya plan chal raha hai mere pyari nanand rani ke dimakh mai

mere plan ka chor do bhabhi aap.. aap plan banao.. aur birthday celebrate karo

Aap pakki pagal ho

Aare aapka wo bahut kusch ho jayega aap pai

Hone do muje kya

Laddu fut rahe hai kya aap ke maan

Sharmate hui kahti hai

Nahi to aisa kuch nahi

Plan banao bhabhi

Nahi

Undono ne pahle hi plan banaya hoga to

You mean nawaz aur neeta ne

Haan

To pata karo plan banaya hai ya nahi

Banaya hoga to

Banaya hoga to pata karke muje bata do aap

To aap kya karoge

Kuch naya plan sochungi

Tab aarti haste hai

Par kyon

Bhabhi waise bahiyya nahi hai to aap bore honge

Hmmm

to ye plan banao to achha sa timepaas ho jayega

Papa ji

Unko khet mai bhej do

Kya??

Achhe kaam mai aise chote mote tede kaam kiye to bhagwaan ji naraz nahi honge to balki aur wo kuch honge

Wo bahla kyon kush hinge mere bhagwaan ji

Achha kaam

Ismai konsa achha kaam hai

Kissi ka birthday celebrate karna kya bura kaam hai kya

Nahi hai

Aur aapne naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se bhagwaan ji aur kuch honge

Achha ji

Aur aapne pyare naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se aur kuch honge bhagwaan ji

Tab haste hui kahte hai

Wo mera koi pyara wyara naukar nahi hai

Naukar to hai na

Haan hai

To uska birthday celebrate ka plan banao

Aab wo neeta aur uspai depend hai

Wo bhi hai bhabhi

aisaghb


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[Iron Man]

Arvind ki awaz sunkar vandana jaise hosh men ati hai .. jhat se nawaz ki pakad se nikal kar baju khadi ho jati hai aur aapna top thik karti hai..

Lagta hai bhaiyya uth gaye hai aur bhabhi ko aawaz de rahe hai..

Haan lag raha hai.. aaj ye log jaldi kaise uth gaye..

wo tum dekho.. Mai chali.. muje bhaiyya ya bhabhi ne dekha to bada problem ho jayega..

Aisa kah ke lagbhag bhag ke bahar chali jati hai .... nawaz bas gusse se aarti ki aur dekhte hui apna kala lauda maslta reh jata hai…

aur ye sab bade pyar se aarti dekh rahi thi..



tabhi arvind phir se kahta hai

aarti..kaha ho bhai.. jaldi aa jao..muje nikaalne mai lait ho raha hai…

Aarvind ke fir se aawaaz dene se wo khadi ho jati hai.. itane der nawaz aur aarti ek dusare ko dekh rahe the.. aarti mano nawaz mai mano kho se gayi thi.. Wo lagatar use hi dekhe ja rahi thi..



dono mai se koi aapni jagah se hil nahi raha tha.. par arvind ke phir se aawaaz dene se aarti ko utana pada aur ghum ke neeche utarate hui arvind se kahte hai..

aa rahi hu baba

niche aati hai tab arvind use puchata hai

Mili kya file

Tab use yaad aata hai mai to uppar file dhundane gayi thi par iss nawaz ke chakkar mai mein file dhundane hi bhul gayi.. Wo yahi soch rahi thi.. tab arvind phir se kahta hai

Aarti mai kuch puch raha hu tumse.. tumara dhyan kidhar hai..

Tab hosh sambalate hui wo kahte hai

Kaha hai dhyan idhar hi hai..

aur arvind ki taraf smile karte hui kahti hai
 


Kaha pai hoga mera dhyan.. Yahi pai hai aapne pyare pati pai

aur file dhudane lagti hai .. tab arvind kahta hai

jara jaldi dhudana.. subah se timepass kar rahi ho

tab aarti kuch kahti usse pahle hi papaji kahte hai

kyon subah suabh bahu pai chilla rahe ho

papaji mai kaha chilla raha hu aap ke pyare bahu par .. wo hi kabse file dhund rahi hai..

konse file

delhi wali

tumane usko di thi kya rakhane ko

nahi

phir us bechari ko kaise pata hoga

Aise kah ke aapne room mai jake ek file leke aate hai aur arvind ko dete hai

yahi file na

haan papa

kal muje diya aur tum bahu ke piche pade ho

sorry papaji

tab aarti hasane lagte hai

Phir aarvind kahta hai

chalta hu papaji

thik hai achhe se jana

ok

phir wo aarti ko bye kahta hai aur bahar chala jata hai.. Phir aarti aapne pati ko chorne ko bahar car tak aati hai.. car mai bag rakhate hui arvind aarti se baate karta hai .. aab wo car ke aandar baita tha aur aarti bahar khade hokar arvind se baate kar rahi thi..

aarti aapne pati se baate karte hui nawaz ke room ki aur dekhte hai..


tab wo dekhte hai ki nawaz usko hi dekh raha hai .. nawaz ne aab lungi aur baniyan pahni thi.. use shock lagta hai uske pati ke hote hui nawaz use dekh raha hai.. wo Mann mai sochate hai..

Iss sale ko aapne chote malik ka aab dar bhi nahi lag raha hai.. wo bina dikkat se muje dekh raha hai.. dekh kya tad raha hai.. bina dare.. kamina kahi ka.. aab tak vandana ke saath itane maze kiye aur aab muje tad raha hai.. aisa sochate hui jara gusse se wo nawaz ko dekhane lagati hai..



tab nawaz aapani kamine smile chehare par lata hai

aur aarti ko dekhate bidi peene lagta hai....usko beedi pete hui dekhkar Mann mai kahte hai

Kamina kahi ka.. muje dekhkar beedi pi raha hai ya muje dikha raha hai mai kaise beedi pita hu.. aur kah raha hai muje bidi peete hui dekho.. mai to sigarate pine wale ko hate karti hu.. aise log muje pasand nahi Phir mai iss kmine ko kyon dekh rahe hu..

aisa kah ke gardan niche kar ke jara jukh ke aapne pati se baate karne lagi…kuch der aapne pati se baat karne ke baad wo sochati hai..

Dekhu kya kamina kya kar raha.. kya karega muje hi tad raha hoga..

Aisa soch kar wo uppar gardan karke nawaz ko dekhti hai to wo uske ummid ke anusar use hi tad raha tha.. wo dekh ke Mann mai kahti hai..

Laga hi tha.. muje hi tad raha hoga.. isse bore nahi hota hoga kya aise dekh ke.. iski gardan dukhati nahi hogi kya..




aab subha window se ati huwi suraj ki kiran se uski ankh khulti hai...wo apKale ankhen malte huwe baith jati hai bed men ....fir bed se utar kar fresh hone chali jati hai...fresh hone ke baad wo bahar akar mirror men dekh kar khud ko tayar karti hai thoda tabhi uske mobile par call ata hai....call uske nanand kanchan ka tha..

hello...

hello bhabhi uth gayi Kya ??

ji haan didi … abhi thodi der pehle....

kya kar rahi ho aap

kya karungi bhala itane subah subah

Subah subah kaha abhi to 9 baj gaye hai

hmm

Itane der tak aap to sote nahi ho bhabhi.. aaj kaise.. kahi aap ke pyare friend ne to pyar se sulaya nahi nah aap ko

Kon friend??

aarti ka dimakh nahi chala.. wo kis ke bare mai baat kar rahi hai

aare bhabhi aapna naukar jis ke saath aap shahar gaye the

Ohhoo aap nawaz ki baat kar rahi ho

Haan nawaz.. bahut pyara naam hai..

Waise kaisa hai wo

Achha hai.. par uski yaad subah subah aap ko kaise aaye

Muje kyon yaad aayege aap ke pyare friend ki.. bhabhi waise kaise chal rahi hai aap ki friendship..

Kaise friendship didi.. hamare koi friendship nahi hai

To

To kuch nahi hai.. wo hamara naukar hai.. bus itana hi.. wo naukar aur mai uski memsaab..

Wo naukar aur aap uski memsaab.. itana hi na bhabhi

sirf uski nahi baki naukaro ki bhi memsaab

Nahi main soch rahi hu uske saath aap baki ke naukaro ki bhi memsaab ho par aap shahar mai sirf uske saath gaye the

Wo aap ne kaha tha na.. bhul gaye kya

Mai bhala kaise bhul sakati hu bhabhi..

aur papa ji ko leke aana tha na aur doctor ko dikhana tha na

Haan wo bhi tha bhabhi.. par aap aapne saath us neeta ko nahi le gayi na

Wo mera dimakh bahut khati isliye nahi le gaye

Tab kanchan haste hui kahte hai

Haan sahi hai bahut bore karti hai

Dusara bhi ek reason tha

Kya

Wo dono saath rahte to ek dusare Mai khoye rahte.. aakhir wo lovebirds hai na

Aisa kya

Haa mere nanand rani

aisa hai to Phir wo aap ki taraf dhyan bhi nahi deta

Kya kaha aap ne didi..

I mean aap bore ho jati na akele.. matlab aap se baate nahi karta matlab aap pai dhyan nahi deta

Kanchan ne baat ghumayi

ye baat hai to thik hai par kahi aap mere bare Mai aisa waisa kuch soch to nahi rahi hai na nawaz ko leke

Nahi Mai bhala kyon sochenungi bhabhi

Mai kya aise waise hu

Nahi nahi muje pata hai aap bahut achhi ho..

Hmm thanks

Waise aap ne nahi bataya

kya

Itane late kyon uthi aaj aap

Wo aap ke bahiyya ne subah jaldi utaya

Kya subah subah

Pagli aisa kuch nahi.. une jana tha jaldi delhi ko

Haan bhaiyya ne bataya tha.. Lo ji.. baate Mai Mai bhul gaye ki Mai kis wajah se call kiya

Kis wajah se nanand rani

aab bhaiyya nahi hai.. aaj

Aur 3 din

To kyon na aap yaha city ko aa jate

Papaji hai na unke bhi dekhnhal karni hoti hai

Mai kya 3 din nahi bol rahi hu

To

Aaj ke din sirf.. hum saath Mai shopping karte aur movie bhi dekh lete..

Movie

Haan naya ek horror movie aaya hai

Aap aur aap ka horror movie.. hamesha horror movie

Aap chahe to romantic movie ko chalte hai

Nahi baba

Kyon

Papa ji hai aur muje bahut sara kaam hai ghar Mai

Papa se Mai baat kar lungi

Phir bhi possible nahi hai

Kyon ji mere pyare bhabhi

Aarti kuch nahi bolti

kyun possible nahi hai.. aapne to us din kaha tha ki shopping ka jane ka plan banate hai aur movie bhi dekh lenge

Haan maine kaha tha par aab mera mood nahi hai

Kya hua aap ke mood ko

nahi aisa sirf mood ki baat nahi hai

phir baat kya hai mere pyare bhabhi

to aapka mann aaj kya karne ko kah raha hai

Kuch nahi kah raha hai

Kahi nawaz se baate karne ka to nahi kah raha hai

Nahi

to

Sone ka kah raha hai

Aabhi aabhi aap neend se uthi ho aur phir se sone ki baat kar rahi ho..

wo raat ko thik se soye nahi

Kyon bhaiyya ne sone nahi diya kya

Nahi baat wo nahi hai

Wo raat ko der se soyi thi aur subah jaldi uthana pada..Mushkil se 3 ghante ki neend hui

Kya??

Tab aarti ko laga ye maine kya kah diya.. aab ye puch legi.. sab.. aur aapne mathe pai haat marti hai .. Ye maune kya kah diya

aap lait so gayi .. Bhaiyya kya factory se lait aaye kya

Nahi aaj jaldi aa gaye the ..
( wo mann Mai kahte hai..Lait aa gaye aise bol bhi nahi sakati kyon ki ye phir aapni bhai ko puch legi.. Kya juth bolu isse aab)

Phir lait kyon soye aap

wo papa ji ne ek kaam lagaya hai

Konsa kaam

Wo nawaz ke khane pine ka

Achha!!! Ye baat hai aap ke jaldi na sone.. mai to samaj rahi bhaiyya ne nahi sone diya aur mamla to dusara hi hai

Koi mamla bumala nahi hai didi..

To aapka pyara naukar jaldi kyon nahi aaya khane pine aur aapni pyari memsaab ko kyon nahi sine diya

aaj uska birthday hai to kal kuch uske doston ne usse party mangi thi iss wajah se wo lait aaya

Achha to aap ka pyara naukar lait aaya khane ko aap ke paas pikar

Haan kuch aisa hi aap samjo

ooohoo..to iss wajah se aap ka mann nahi kar raha hai movie dekhane ka.. Birthday ka plan hai aap longo ka

Nahi nahi didi aap aisa kuch mauch socho aap.. aisa waisa koi plan nahi hamara

Hamara?? Bhabhi

Matlab mera aur nawaz ka

Nahi hai to bana sakati ho aap bhabhi

No way didi

Kyon

Mai bhala kyon manaungi uska birthday

Kyon nahi mana sakati bhabhi aap

Bhala ek malkin aapne naukaro ka birthday kyon manayege.. aur manayenge to log kya kahenge

Kon log bhabhi aur kis ko pata chalega

Matlab

Aab bhaiya hai nahi.. papaji ko waise bhi kuch pata nahi chalata.. ek to wo gahr mai honge to aapne room mai hote hai.. mushkil se bahar aate hai.. nahi to gaanv mai hote hai.. Chavdi pai jake gappe marte rahte hai ya log kaam leke aate hai to usi mai busy hote hai ya phir khet mai.. khet mai gaye to din bhar nahi aate

tab smile karte hui aarti kahte hai

Kya plan chal raha hai mere pyari nanand rani ke dimakh mai

mere plan ka chor do bhabhi aap.. aap plan banao.. aur birthday celebrate karo

Aap pakki pagal ho

Aare aapka wo bahut kusch ho jayega aap pai

Hone do muje kya

Laddu fut rahe hai kya aap ke maan

Sharmate hui kahti hai

Nahi to aisa kuch nahi

Plan banao bhabhi

Nahi

Undono ne pahle hi plan banaya hoga to

You mean nawaz aur neeta ne

Haan

To pata karo plan banaya hai ya nahi

Banaya hoga to

Banaya hoga to pata karke muje bata do aap

To aap kya karoge

Kuch naya plan sochungi

Tab aarti haste hai

Par kyon

Bhabhi waise bahiyya nahi hai to aap bore honge

Hmmm

to ye plan banao to achha sa timepaas ho jayega

Papa ji

Unko khet mai bhej do

Kya??

Achhe kaam mai aise chote mote tede kaam kiye to bhagwaan ji naraz nahi honge to balki aur wo kuch honge

Wo bahla kyon kush hinge mere bhagwaan ji

Achha kaam

Ismai konsa achha kaam hai

Kissi ka birthday celebrate karna kya bura kaam hai kya

Nahi hai

Aur aapne naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se bhagwaan ji aur kuch honge

Achha ji

Aur aapne pyare naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se aur kuch honge bhagwaan ji

Tab haste hui kahte hai

Wo mera koi pyara wyara naukar nahi hai

Naukar to hai na

Haan hai

To uska birthday celebrate ka plan banao

Aab wo neeta aur uspai depend hai

Wo bhi hai bhabhi

aisaghb


chh

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Arvind ki awaz sunkar vandana jaise hosh men ati hai .. jhat se nawaz ki pakad se nikal kar baju khadi ho jati hai aur aapna top thik karti hai..

Lagta hai bhaiyya uth gaye hai aur bhabhi ko aawaz de rahe hai..

Haan lag raha hai.. aaj ye log jaldi kaise uth gaye..

wo tum dekho.. Mai chali.. muje bhaiyya ya bhabhi ne dekha to bada problem ho jayega..

Aisa kah ke lagbhag bhag ke bahar chali jati hai .... nawaz bas gusse se aarti ki aur dekhte hui apna kala lauda maslta reh jata hai…

aur ye sab bade pyar se aarti dekh rahi thi..



tabhi arvind phir se kahta hai

aarti..kaha ho bhai.. jaldi aa jao..muje nikaalne mai lait ho raha hai…

Aarvind ke fir se aawaaz dene se wo khadi ho jati hai.. itane der nawaz aur aarti ek dusare ko dekh rahe the.. aarti mano nawaz mai mano kho se gayi thi.. Wo lagatar use hi dekhe ja rahi thi..



dono mai se koi aapni jagah se hil nahi raha tha.. par arvind ke phir se aawaaz dene se aarti ko utana pada aur ghum ke neeche utarate hui arvind se kahte hai..

aa rahi hu baba

niche aati hai tab arvind use puchata hai

Mili kya file

Tab use yaad aata hai mai to uppar file dhundane gayi thi par iss nawaz ke chakkar mai mein file dhundane hi bhul gayi.. Wo yahi soch rahi thi.. tab arvind phir se kahta hai

Aarti mai kuch puch raha hu tumse.. tumara dhyan kidhar hai..

Tab hosh sambalate hui wo kahte hai

Kaha hai dhyan idhar hi hai..

aur arvind ki taraf smile karte hui kahti hai
 


Kaha pai hoga mera dhyan.. Yahi pai hai aapne pyare pati pai

aur file dhudane lagti hai .. tab arvind kahta hai

jara jaldi dhudana.. subah se timepass kar rahi ho

tab aarti kuch kahti usse pahle hi papaji kahte hai

kyon subah suabh bahu pai chilla rahe ho

papaji mai kaha chilla raha hu aap ke pyare bahu par .. wo hi kabse file dhund rahi hai..

konse file

delhi wali

tumane usko di thi kya rakhane ko

nahi

phir us bechari ko kaise pata hoga

Aise kah ke aapne room mai jake ek file leke aate hai aur arvind ko dete hai

yahi file na

haan papa

kal muje diya aur tum bahu ke piche pade ho

sorry papaji

tab aarti hasane lagte hai

Phir aarvind kahta hai

chalta hu papaji

thik hai achhe se jana

ok

phir wo aarti ko bye kahta hai aur bahar chala jata hai.. Phir aarti aapne pati ko chorne ko bahar car tak aati hai.. car mai bag rakhate hui arvind aarti se baate karta hai .. aab wo car ke aandar baita tha aur aarti bahar khade hokar arvind se baate kar rahi thi..

aarti aapne pati se baate karte hui nawaz ke room ki aur dekhte hai..


tab wo dekhte hai ki nawaz usko hi dekh raha hai .. nawaz ne aab lungi aur baniyan pahni thi.. jaise hi nawaz ki nazar aarti par padti hain wo use dekhkar haule se muskura padta hain......nawaz jis tarah se uske pati ke hote hui use dekh raha tha iss wajah se aarti ko shock lagta hai uske pati ke hote hui nawaz use dekh raha hai.. wo Mann mai sochate hai..

Iss sale ko aapne chote malik ka aab dar bhi nahi lag raha hai.. wo bina dikkat se muje dekh raha hai.. dekh kya tad raha hai.. bina dare.. kamina kahi ka.. aab tak vandana ke saath itane maze kiye aur aab muje tad raha hai.. aisa sochate hui jara gusse se wo nawaz ko dekhane lagati hai..



tab nawaz aapani kamine smile chehare par lata hai aur use dekhane lagta hai.. Aab nawaz ki nazar kabhi aarti ke chuchiyon par to kabhi uske nangi pit par chali jati hain ....... wo ek tuk uske haseen badan ko dekhe jaa raha tha......

Aab wo aarti ko dekhate hui bidi peene lagta hai....usko beedi pete hui dekhkar Mann mai kahte hai

Kamina kahi ka.. muje dekhkar beedi pi raha hai ya muje dikha raha hai mai kaise beedi pita hu.. aur kah raha hai muje bidi peete hui dekho.. mai to sigarate pine wale ko hate karti hu.. aise log muje pasand nahi Phir mai iss kmine ko kyon dekh rahe hu..

aisa kah ke gardan niche kar ke jara jukh ke aapne pati se baate karne lagi…kuch der aapne pati se baat karne ke baad wo sochati hai..

Dekhu to jara kamina kya kar raha.. kya karega muje hi tad raha hoga..

Aisa soch kar wo uppar gardan karke nawaz ko dekhti hai. ..aapni adda ke saath..



to wo uske ummid ke anusar use hi tad raha tha.. wo dekh ke Mann mai kahti hai..

Laga hi tha.. muje hi tad raha hoga.. isse bore nahi hota hoga kya aise dekh ke.. iski gardan dukhati nahi hogi kya..tabhi uski nazar nawaz ke lungi par jati hai.. uski lungi men abhi bhi ubhar dikh raha tha....aarti samne khadi hai ye janane ke baad nawaz ka bada kala lauda ko murjhane ko tayar hi nahi tha….nawaz se jyada use nawaz ka lauda aab paresan kar raha tha

Aab arvind chala jata hai tab nawaz bide pite hui aarti ke paas aata hai .. iss waqt aarti get ke bahar khadi thi aur nawaz aandar.. .. Kyon ki arvind ne gate ke bahar gadi khadi karke aarti se baate kar raha tha.. aab aarti ghar ke chote gate par khadi thi bahar se aur nawaz uske samne khada tha aandar se..

aab wo gate ke waha jo wall thi usse sat ke khade hoke nawaz ko badi aada ke saath dekhte hui kahte hai..



" aab tumne agar jee bharkar mujhe dekh liye ho to kya main ander aa sakti hu ........"

aarti nawaz ke taraf dekhte hui nakhare se kahte hai wahi nawaz haule se muskura padta hain..

aabhi kaha .. aabhi to aur dekhnaa hai.. bahut kuch dekhana baki hai..

tab smile karte hui kahte hai..

aur kya dekhana hai tume.. sabkuch to dekh chuke ho

sabkuch kaha.. sirf bahar se dekha hai.. aandar se dekhana to baki hai..

tab usko piche push karke kahti hai..

chalo hato ji

aisa kah ke aandar aati hai.. aur piche mud ke kahti hai..



Kya ye tanvi thi

Nahi to ye to vandana hai.. Mukhiya ji ki beti

Muje laga tum kal raat kah rahe the na ki mai tanvi ke bagar ji nahi sakata..to yahi tanvi hogi

Tab nawaz haste hui kahta hai..

Memsaab aap bhi na

Uska bahana banake mujse gale lage na

Nahi na memsaab

Phir

Muje sach mai kal raat tanvi ki bahut yaad aa rahi thi

Phir vandana ke aati hi uski yaad kaha chali gayi

Shyad mayke

Pagal kahi ke

kah ke wo aapne balo ko haat ghumake aapni adda nawaz ko dikha rahi thi..


nawaz use hi dekh raha tha..tab wo nawaz ko dekhane lagi.. aarti ek tuk nawaz ki aankhon mein dekhne lagti hain aur phir
wo kahti hai..

muje kya dekh rahe hai.. waise vandana ka to sabkuch dekh liya hoga na tumane kal raat..

uska to pahle hi dekh chuka hu

Achha ji..

haan ji memsaab

memsaab aap iss nighty me ekdam bomb lag rahi ho ..

aisa kah ke nawaz thoda aage aata hai.. tab chehare par hasi late hui wo kahti hai..



Bomb aur mai

Haan memsaab

Wo kuch nahi kahti sirf use dekhane lagti hai

koi shaq hai kya

aab tum kah rahe ho to shaq kaise ho sakata hai

sahi pakade

nawaz ka tv serial mai ka dialogue sunke hasti hai

kya sahab aap ko nahi kahte kya kabhi

kya

bomb

nahi

lagta hai sahab romantic nahi hai aap ke sath

isliye ttum ho rahe ho kya

aisa hi kuch samjo aap

tab bade nashele aankho se nawaz ko dekhte hui kahti hai




Vandana nahi lagti kya

kya

bomb

nahi

Phir kaise lagti hai tume wo

tab aur thoda aage aata hai..

uski kya baat leke baithe ho aap

to kiski baat lu

aap ki

aur tumari nahi kya

haan wahi to kah raha hu.. aap ki aur mere baat le lo..

tab smile karte hui kahte hai

Achha ji..

Haan ji..

aur aarti nawaz ke aankho mai kho gayi.. aarti jis tarah se nawaz ko dekh rahi thi ye dekhne ke baad nawaz ka halak hi sookh gaya.wo bhi uske aankho mai kho gaya.. thode thode nazdik the par jada nahi..thodi der baad papa ki aawaz sunkar dono ki tandra tooti.

Aarti beta

tab bina kuch bole aarti ghum ke ghar ke aandar chali jati hai..Phir aandar jati hi nawaz ki wajah se apni bekabu huwi sansu ko kabu karne lagti hai....aur Phir aapne sasur ko kahti hai

ji papaji

are aarti beta tuje to thoda bhi aram nahi hai.. aaj arvind ki wajah se subah jaldi utana pada.. fir dinbar kaam karti ho.. jara jake aaram kar..

kitchen ka thoda sa kaam hai

nahi wo maharani kar legi.. us maharani ke aane tak aaram kar..

Ji papaji

Itna bolkar wo jaldi se kamre men chali jati hai.. fir wo jakar bed par let jati hai....lekin uske dimag men bar bar wahi scene aa raha tha.. lungi wala scene.. .ye sochte huwe wo kab gehri nind men chali gayi use pata hi nahi chala....

aab subha window se ati huwi suraj ki kiran se uski ankh khulti hai...wo apne ankhen malte huwe baith jati hai bed men ....fir bed se utar kar fresh hone chali jati hai...fresh hone ke baad wo bahar akar mirror men dekh kar khud ko tayar karti hai thoda tabhi uske mobile par call ata hai....call uske nanand kanchan ka tha..call usne uta liya ..


hello...

hello bhabhi uth gayi Kya ??

ji haan didi … abhi thodi der pehle....

kya kar rahi ho aap

kya karungi bhala itane subah subah

Subah subah kaha abhi to 9 baj gaye hai

hmm

Itane der tak aap to sote nahi ho bhabhi.. aaj kaise.. kahi aap ke pyare friend ne to pyar se sulaya nahi nah aap ko

Kon friend??

aarti ka dimakh nahi chala.. wo kis ke bare mai baat kar rahi hai use pata nahi chala..

aare bhabhi aapna naukar jis ke saath aap shahar gaye the

Ohhoo aap nawaz ki baat kar rahi ho

Haan nawaz.. bahut pyara naam hai..

Waise kaisa hai wo

Achha hai.. par uski yaad subah subah aap ko kaise aaye

Muje kyon yaad aayege aap ke pyare friend ki.. bhabhi waise kaise chal rahi hai aap ki friendship..

Kaise friendship didi.. hamare koi friendship nahi hai

To

To kuch nahi hai.. wo hamara naukar hai.. bus itana hi.. wo naukar aur mai uski memsaab..

Wo naukar aur aap uski memsaab.. itana hi na bhabhi

sirf uski nahi baki naukaro ki bhi memsaab

Nahi main soch rahi hu uske saath aap baki ke naukaro ki bhi memsaab ho par aap shahar mai sirf uske saath gaye the

Wo aap ne kaha tha na.. bhul gaye kya

Mai bhala kaise bhul sakati hu bhabhi..

aur papa ji ko leke aana tha na aur doctor ko dikhana tha na

Haan wo bhi tha bhabhi.. par aap aapne saath us neeta ko nahi le gayi na

Wo mera dimakh bahut khati isliye nahi le gaye

Tab kanchan haste hui kahte hai

Haan sahi hai bahut bore karti hai

Dusara bhi ek reason tha

Kya

Wo dono saath rahte to ek dusare Mai khoye rahte.. aakhir wo lovebirds hai na

Aisa kya

Haa mere nanand rani

aisa hai to Phir wo aap ki taraf dhyan bhi nahi deta

tab aaarti gussa ho jati hai



Kya kaha aap ne didi..

I mean aap bore ho jati na akele.. matlab aap se baate nahi karta matlab aap pai dhyan nahi deta

Kanchan ne baat ghumayi

ye baat hai to thik hai par kahi aap mere bare Mai aisa waisa kuch soch to nahi rahi hai na nawaz ko leke

Nahi Mai bhala kyon sochenungi bhabhi

Mai kya aise waise hu

Nahi nahi muje pata hai aap bahut achhi ho..

Hmm thanks

Waise aap ne nahi bataya

kya

Itane late kyon uthi aaj aap

Wo aap ke bahiyya ne subah jaldi utaya

Kya subah subah

Wo ddono hum umra thi iss wajah se thode frank thi ek dusare ke saath

Pagli aisa kuch nahi.. une jana tha jaldi delhi ko

Haan bhaiyya ne bataya tha.. Lo ji.. baato baato Mai Mai bhul gaye ki Maine kis wajah se call kiya hai

Kis wajah se nanand rani

aab bhaiyya nahi hai.. aaj

Aur 3 din

To kyon na aap yaha city ko aa jate

Papaji hai na unke bhi dekhbhal karni hoti hai

Mai kya 3 din nahi bol rahi hu

To

Aaj ke din sirf.. hum saath Mai shopping karte aur movie bhi dekh lete..

Movie

Haan naya ek horror movie aaya hai

Aap aur aap ka horror movie.. hamesha horror movie

Aap chahe to romantic movie ko chalte hai

Nahi baba

Kyon

Papa ji hai aur muje bahut sara kaam hai ghar Mai

Papa se Mai baat kar lungi

Phir bhi possible nahi hai

Kyon ji mere pyare bhabhi

Aarti kuch nahi bolti

kyun possible nahi hai.. aapne to us din kaha tha ki shopping ka jane ka plan banate hai aur movie bhi dekh lenge

Haan maine kaha tha par aab mera mood nahi hai

Kya hua aap ke mood ko

nahi aisa sirf mood ki baat nahi hai

phir baat kya hai mere pyare bhabhi

to aapka mann aaj kya karne ko kah raha hai

Kuch nahi kah raha hai

Kahi nawaz se baate karne ka to nahi kah raha hai

Nahi

to

Sone ka kah raha hai

Aabhi aabhi aap neend se uthi ho aur phir se sone ki baat kar rahi ho..

wo raat ko thik se soye nahi

Kyon bhaiyya ne sone nahi diya kya

Nahi baat wo nahi hai

Wo raat ko der se soyi thi aur subah jaldi uthana pada..Mushkil se 3 ghante ki neend hui

Kya??

Tab aarti ko laga ye maine kya kah diya.. aab ye puch legi.. sab.. aur aapne mathe pai haat marti hai .. Ye maine kya kah diya

aap lait so gayi .. Bhaiyya kya factory se lait aaye kya

Nahi aaj jaldi aa gaye the ..
( wo mann Mai kahte hai..Lait aa gaye aise bol bhi nahi sakati kyon ki ye phir aapni bhai ko puch legi.. Kya juth bolu isse aab)

Phir lait kyon soye aap

wo papa ji ne ek kaam lagaya hai

Konsa kaam

Wo nawaz ke khane pine ka

Achha!!! Ye baat hai aap ke jaldi na sone ki .. mai to samaj rahi bhaiyya ne nahi sone diya aur mamla to dusara hi hai

Koi mamla bimala nahi hai didi..

To aapka pyara naukar jaldi kyon nahi aaya khane pine aur aapni pyari memsaab ko kyon nahi sone diya jaldi

aaj uska birthday hai to kal kuch uske doston ne usse party mangi thi iss wajah se wo lait aaya

Achha to aap ka pyara naukar lait aaya khane ko aap ke paas pikar

Haan kuch aisa hi aap samjo

ooohoo..to iss wajah se aap ka mann nahi kar raha hai movie dekhane ka.. Birthday ka plan hai aap longo ka

Nahi nahi didi aap aisa kuch mauch socho aap.. aisa waisa koi plan nahi hamara

Hamara?? Bhabhi

Matlab mera aur nawaz ka

Nahi hai to bana sakati ho aap bhabhi

No way didi

Kyon

Mai bhala kyon manaungi uska birthday

Kyon nahi mana sakati bhabhi aap

Bhala ek malkin aapne naukaro ka birthday kyon manayege.. aur manayenge to log kya kahenge

Kon log bhabhi aur kis ko pata chalega

Matlab

Aab bhaiya hai nahi.. papaji ko waise bhi kuch pata nahi chalata.. ek to wo gahr mai honge to aapne room mai hote hai.. mushkil se bahar aate hai.. nahi to gaanv mai hote hai.. Chavdi pai jake gappe marte rahte hai ya log kaam leke aate hai to usi mai busy hote hai ya phir khet mai.. khet mai gaye to din bhar nahi aate

tab smile karte hui aarti kahte hai



Kya plan chal raha hai mere pyari nanand rani ke dimakh mai

mere plan ka chor do bhabhi aap.. aap plan banao.. aur birthday celebrate karo

Aap pakki pagal ho

Aare aapka wo bahut kush ho jayega aap pai

Hone do muje kya

Laddu fut rahe hai kya aap ke maan mai

Sharmate hui kahti hai

Nahi to aisa kuch nahi hai

Plan banao bhabhi

Nahi

Undono ne pahle hi plan banaya hoga to

You mean nawaz aur neeta ne

Haan

To pata karo plan banaya hai ya nahi

Banaya hoga to

Banaya hoga to pata karke muje bata do aap

To aap kya karoge

Kuch naya plan sochungi

Tab aarti haste hai

Par kyon

Bhabhi waise bahiyya nahi hai to aap bore honge

Hmmm

to ye plan banao to achha sa timepaas ho jayega

Papa ji

Unko khet mai bhej do

Kya??

Achhe kaam mai aise chote mote tede kaam kiye to bhagwaan ji naraz nahi honge to balki aur wo kuch honge

Wo bahla kyon kush hinge mere bhagwaan ji

Achha kaam ki wajah se

Ismai konsa achha kaam hai

Kissi ka birthday celebrate karna kya bura kaam hai kya

Nahi hai

Aur aapne naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se bhagwaan ji aur kuch honge

Achha ji

Aur aapne pyare naukar ka birthday celebrate karne se aur kuch honge bhagwaan ji

Tab aarti haste hui kahte hai

Wo mera koi pyara wyara naukar nahi hai

Naukar to hai na

Haan hai

To uska birthday celebrate ka plan banao

Aab wo neeta aur uspai depend hai

Wo bhi hai bhabhi.. usdin usne kuch kiya aap ke saath

didi aap bhi na

matlab ttry mara

mujpai nahi

phir kis pai

wo dr. Sarita pai

kya??

haan

phir kya hua

usne usko jada bhav nahi diya

aur ye kisne bataya aap ko

usne hi

ye to bada besharm hai

Kya hua

wo aap kaise bata sakata hai

wo chahe to kuch bhi kar sakata hai

Isliye kah rahi hu aap bach ke raho

muje kuch nahi hoga.. aab mai rakhati hu..

thik hai bhabhi par aap yaad se call karana

ok kkarti hu..

aisa kah ke aarti call cut kar dete hai

chh

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[CIS17]

Very nice story