Kamina Koi Kami Na {Update - 001}
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Kale burke me dodh jaisi safed nargis mere samne khadi thi. Use apni bahon me lene ka mera barso purana sapna abhi pura hi hone wala tha. Tabhi mere dost kartik ki aawaj ne mere is rangarang karyakram me bhang daal diya.
Wo meri taraf aise bhagta chala aa raha tha. Jaise kisi ne uski ga*nd me petrol laga diya ho aur uske pichhe pichhe aa raha ho. Kartik meri taraf bhaga chala aa raha tha aur jor jor se chilla raha tha.
Kartik :- “bhag madar ch*d bhag, bhag madar ch*d bhag.”
Kartik aawaj lagate huye mere samne aakar khada ho gaya aur hanfne laga. Lekin kartik ki is harkat ne meri jhanten jala kar rakh di thi. Maine gusse me us par khurrate huye kaha.
Mai :- “lode ke baal, aise fati huyi ga*nd ki tarah kyo chilla raha hai. Kya kisi ne teri ga*nd me gadhe ka l*nd daal diya hai. Jo tu apni ga*nd uthaye meri ga*nd me ghusa chala aa raha hai.”
Kartik ke upar dimag kharab hone ki vajah se mai ye bhi bhool gaya tha ki, is samay mere pas nargis khadi huyi hai aur mai usi ke samne kartik ko gaali bakta chala gaya. Lekin kartik ne meri baat ko ansuna karte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, tu yaha is nargis ki lene ke chakkar me aaya hai. Lekin ye teri ga*nd tudwane ke liye tujhe bahla kar yaha layi hai. Gulam apne ladko ke sath yahi aa raha hai. Gulam ke aane ke pahle patli gali se bhag le.”
Kartik ki ye baat sunkar, maine palat kar nargis ki taraf dekha. Mere dekhte hi, nargis badi hi kamini muskan me muskurane lagi. Use muskurate dekh kar, maine us par bhadakte huye kaha.
Mai :- “bahan ki lodi, mere sath game khelti hai. Aaj mai tujhe yahi patak kar ch*d duga.”
Lekin meri baat sunte hi, kartik ne mujhe tokte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, ise ch*dne ke chakkar me teri hi ga*nd maar li jayegi. Abhi yaha se fauran nikal lene me hi teri bhalai hai.”
Kartik ki ye baat mujhe bhi sahi lag rahi thi. Nargis gulam ki girlfriend thi. Gulam humare college ka sabse dabang ladka tha aur uske sath hamesha hi 20-25 ladke raha karte the.
Gulam ki vajah se college ka koi bhi ladka nargis ki taraf aankh utha kar nahi dekhta tha. Lekin nargis ki katil jawani dekh kar mera l*nd angdai lene lagta tha aur mai apne aapko nargis ko line marne se nahi rok pata tha.
Mai hamesha aate jate nargis ko chhed diya karta tha aur nargis mujhe gusse me ghurti rah jati thi. Lekin aaj nargis ki taraf se bhi green signal milte dekh kar mujhe laga tha ki, aaj mere l*nd ki lottery hi lagne wali hai.
Mai nargis ki kori ch*t ch*dne ke chakkar me uske kahne par, uske sath is sunsan ilake me aa gaya tha. Lekin yaha to wo apne yaar se meri hi ga*nd marwane ke chakkar me lag rahi thi.
Mai abhi nargis ko gusse me ghoor raha tha ki, tabhi kartik ne mere upar bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, ab yaha se bhagega bhi ya apne sath sath gulam se meri bhi band bajwa kar dam lega.”
Kartik ki baat sunkar, maine nargis ko ghoorna band kiya aur jaise hi kartik ke sath waha se bhagne ko hua. Waise hi gulam 5 ladko ke sath humare samne aakar khada ho gaya.
Gulam ke apne samne dekhte hi kartik ki ghighgi bandh gayi. Wahi gulam ne mujhe dekh kar kaha.
Gulam :- “tujhe nargis ko chhedne ka bahut shauk hai. Aaj mai tujhe batauga ki, mai tere jaise kamine ki kya halat karta hu.”
Gulam ko apne samne dekh kar, ab mere pas bhi us se nipatne ke alawa koi rasta nahi tha. Ye dekh kar maine kartik se kaha.
Mai :- “tu in panchon ko sambhal, mai is gulam ki khatiya khadi karta hu.”
Meri baat sunte hi, kartik ne mere upar bhadakte huye kaha.
Kartik :- “abe tune kya mujhe dara singh ka pota samajh rakha hai. Jo mai akela hi in panchon se nipat luga.”
Kartik ki baat sunkar mai uski taraf dekhne laga. Uski baat jara bhi galat nahi thi. Gulam ke sabhi dost hatte katte the aur meri bhi do teen pasli thi. Lekin mera dost kartik single pasli tha.
Aise me uska un sabse akele nipat pane ka sawal hi paida nahi hota tha. Isliye maine mauke ki najakat ko dekhte huye fauran hi pichhe palat kar daud laga di. Mujhe bhagte dekh kar kartik ne bhi mere pichhe bhate huye kaha.
Kartik :- “bhosdi ke, mujhe akela in jalladon ke bich me chhod kar kaha bhaga ja raha hai.”
Magar mai kartik ki baat ko ansuna kar bhagta hi raha. Jaise ki is daud ko jeetne par mujhe gold medal milne wala ho. Kartik bhi mujhe galiyan bakte huye, mere pichhe pichhe bhagta chala aa raha tha.
Lekin hum gulam se bach kar jyada door tak nahi bhag sake. Gulam ne mujhe fasane ka pahle se hi jaal faila kar rakha hua tha. Hum bhag kar abhi thodi hi door pahuche the ki, hume samne se 15-20 ladko ne aakar gher liya.
Un ladko ko apne samne dekh kar, hum bhagte bhagte ruk gaye. Wo ladke hume dhakelte huye wapas gulam ke samne lekar aa gaye. Gulam ne hume gusse me goorte huye kaha.
Gulam :- “saalon tumne nargis ko chhed kar apni jindagi ki sabse badi galti ki hai. Aaj mai tum logon ki aisi haalat karuga ki, tum log kisi bhi ladki ko chhedna bhool jaoge.”
Gulam ko itne saare ladko ke sath dekh kar, ga*nd to meri bhi fat rahi thi. Lekin mai kartik ki tarah fati ka jalus nahi tha. Jo gulam ki geedar bhabhkiyon se ghabra jata. Maine itne ladko se ghire hone ke bad bhi gulam se kaha.
Mai :- “Kiski Majal Hai Ki Chhede Diler Ko.
Gardish Me Gher Lete Hai Geedar Bhi Sher Ko.”
Lekin meri baat sunte hi, gulam aag babula ho gaya. Usne apne doston se kaha.
Gulam :- “tum log khade khade dekh kya rahe ho. In bahan ch*do ko itna maaro ki inki saari shergiri nikal jaye.”
Gulam ki baat sunte hi, uske doston ne hume utha kar jamin par patak diya aur humare upar laaton jooton ki barsat kar di. Wo badi berahmi se humari kutton ki tarah dhunayi karne lage.
Unki maar se kartik buri tarah se cheekh aur chilla raha tha. Unki maar khate khate kartik ki maar khane ki himmat jabab de gayi aur wo past pad gaya. Uski halat dekh kar wo log kartik ko marte marte ruk gaye.
Mujhse bhi ab apne dost ki itni buri halat nahi dekhi ja rahi thi. Isliye apni buri halat hone ke bad bhi, maine kartik ki taraf se un sab logon ko dhamkate huye kaha.
Mai :- “Samjho Na Kamjor Tum Mere Yaar Ko.
Ch*dega Wo Hi Tum Sab Ke Ghar Baar Ko.”
Magar na jaane kyo, un logon par meri is dhamki ka kuch ulta hi asar hua aur jo log kartik ko marte marte ruk gaye the. Un ne fir se kartik ko marna suru kar diya aur ek baar fir kartik ki cheekhne gujne lagi.
Meri samajh me ye nahi aa raha tha ki, maine to unhe kartik ki hi taraf se dhamkaya tha. Fir wo log kartik ko hi fir se kyo peetne lage. Mai keertik ki cheekhe sunte huye isi uljhan me uljhe maar kha raha tha.
Kuch der tak gulam ke dost hume ruyi ki tarah ache se dhunte rahe aur jab wo hume maarte maarte thak gaye to, gulam ne apne doston se kaha.
Gulam :- “aaj in saalon ki akal thikane aayegi. Aaj humne inki aisi ga*nd todi hai ki, ab ye kabhi humare raste me aane ki koshish nahi karge.”
Un logon ki maar khate kahte kartik to himmat haar chuka tha. Lekin itni maar khane ke bad bhi mere andar ka mard abhi jinda tha aur maine apni wahi mardangi un logon ko dikhate huye kaha.
Mai :- “Gardish Me Hai Sitare, To Ga*nd Maar Lo Humari.
Jab Bahare Chaman Me Honge, Maa Ch*d Denge Tumhari.”
Magar aaj na jaane kyo meri sabhi dhamkiyon ka asar ulta hi pad raha tha. Meri ye dhamki sunte hi, gulam ke doston ne meri aur kartik ki pitayi ka ek round fir se suru kar diya tha.
Mai to fir bhi thik tha. Lekin kartik to ab thik se cheekh aur chilla bhi nahi pa raha tha. Mujhse kartik ki aisi halat dekhi nahi ja rahi thi aur mujhe us par bahut taras aa raha tha.
Abhi humari pitayi ka ye daur chal hi raha tha ki, tabhi ek ladki bhai jaan, bhai jaan kahti huyi gulam ke pas bhagti chali aayi. Wo shayad gulam ki bahan thi. Use dekh kar gulam ne kaha.
Gulam :- “are hina tu yaha kyo aayi hai.”
Hina :- “bhai jaan, mujhe pata chala ki aap yaha kisi se jhagra kar rahe hai. Isliye mai aapko rokne chali aayi.”
Hina ka pyara naam sunte hi, meri kaano me shahad ghul gaya. Mai apni aur kartik ki pitayi ka saara dard bhool gaya. Hina nargis se bhi jyada sundar aur komal lag rahi thi.
Mujhe nargis uske samne feeki si lagne lagi thi. Hina ko dekh kar gulam ke doston ne hume peetna band kar diya tha. Lekin hina ke roop ne pahli hi najar me mujhe diwana bana diya tha.
Usko dekhte hi, mera l*nd use salami dene ke liye angdayi lene laga tha. Mujhe gulam se apne dost ki pitayi ka badla lene ka bhi yahi sahi mauka samajh me aaya aur maine hina se kaha.
Mai “Thak Gaye Tere Bhai Ke Dost Hume Maar Maar Ke.
Aa Tu Baith Ja L*nd Pe Mere Salwar Utar Ke.”
Meri is baat ne gulam ke doston ke sath sath gulam me bhi aisa josh bhar diya tha ki, ab apne doston ke sath usne bhi hume peetna suru kar diya. Ab humari pitayi ka aisa daur suru ho gaya tha. Jo rukne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha.
Gulam aur uske doston ke josh ko dekh kar mujhe Chand bardai ki yaad aa gayi. Chand bardai ki rachna sunkar logon me naya josh bhar jata tha aur wo wah wah karne lagte the.
Lekin meri hina ko sunayi rachna ne na jaane gulam aur uske doston me kaisa josh bhara tha ki, mujhe ab apne dost kartik ki dard se bhari sirf aah aah hi sunayi de rahi thi.
Magar mera aehsan faramosh dost kartik jiske liye maine gulam aur uske doston ko na jaane kitni dhamkiyan di thi. Wo maar to gulam logon se kha raha tha. Lekin gaaliyan mujhe bak raha tha.
Mai apne dost kartik ki gaaliyan aur uski is aehsan faramoshi ko jyada der tak sahan nahi kar paya. Mai kartik ke diye is dard se gulam aur uske doston ki maar khate khate behosh ho gaya.
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