- 53
- 836
- 83
Update 14
agli subah mai utha achhe se fresh hua....ab wo din aa gaya tha jiska mujhe intezar tha....
subah subah hi riyan mere pass aaya aur usne confirm kar diya ki aaj sham ko usi resort me party hai jahan mujhe mara gaya tha....aur usne ye bhi bata diya ki aaj wahan meri dono bua bhi hongi aur unka beta jiva bhi mujhe wahi milega...
isliye mai subah taiyar hua..fir doctor aaye aur achhe se mujhe check kiya jisme 3-4 ghante lag gaye lekin doctor ne bola ki ab mai fit ho chuka hoon...fir rishi aaya aur use jo kuch pata laga wo bata gaya...ab shaam ho gaya...mera khoon andar se ubal raha tha...lekin mujhe aaj un sab ki ankhon me khouf dekhna tha....isliye mai hospital se nikla aur black Mercedes me baitha..ye komal ki car thi...aur chal diya us resort ki ore....komal bhi jid kar rahi thi lekin maine use mana kar diya....abhi andhera hone laga tha resort me dj me songs baj raha tha aur sab log nach rahe the...ki tabhi digamber stage par chadha aur mic par bola-aaj ki party meri taraf se hai kyonki ab mai family welfare minister ban gaya hoon aur mera beta bhi MLA ban gaya hai....so cheersssssssssss aur niche baithe sabhi logo ne ek sath chillaya cheers...ki tabhi sannnnnnnnnnn se karta hua mera Mercedes andar ghusa...aur mai brake mara jisse poora tyre skit hote hue mera car ruka...
aur mai jaise hi car se apna pahla kadam jamin par rakha....poora resort me shanti cha gaya.....aur ek guard doudta hua mere car ke pass ayaa ki mai nikla aur dhammmmm se ek mukka uske mooh par mara aur wo udta hua thoda door jakar gira....
aur sablog mooh khole mujhe dekh rahe the....mai chalta hua stage par aaya...aur apne chacha ke hathon se mic liya...wo to mujhe dekhte hi kaamp raha tha....
mai-tum sab log jitni jindagi jina chahte ho ji lo...kyonki aaj ke baad har ek do din me tum me se koi ek is duniya me nahi rahega isliye...enjoy your life...aur mai apne chacha ke haath ka glass liya aur bola cheersssss....aur ek baar me hi wo glass khatm kar diya....aur mai stage se niche utar hi raha tha ki jiva ne mera collar pakad liya...
jiva-saale tu hota koun hai yahan bhid me ghuskar hume dhamkane wala....
mai-collar chod...
jiva-nahi chodunga....
mai piche muda hi tha ki bua wahan aa gayi...
bua-beta collar chod do ....
jiva-maa iski kya aukat jo sabke saamne humare ghar walon ko ye dhamka kar chala jaye...
mai-arey bua ji aap bhi aayi ho....chalo achha hai....apne is pille ko samjha do...baap baap hota hai...ye abhi is sahar me aaya hai...aur mai yahan ka baap hoon...
jiva turant apne paint se gun nikala aur mujhpar tan diya....
mai bas muskura diya....
jiva-hasta kya hai madhar.......jiva abhi itna hi bola tha ki ek goli chali dhayyyyyyyy aur jis haath me jiva ka gun tha....us haath ko ched karke goli nikal gaya...aur khoon se sana bandook uske haath se mere haath me gira...
mai-ye to suruaat hai...abhi to aur maza aayega....
aur mai budhau ki taraf dekha jo wahi khada tha....
mai-budhau meri gaadi dho kar taiyar rakhna...
gulashan to pahle se hi kaamp raha tha lekin jab usne mere mooh se apna naam suna to doud kar aaya aur mere pairon par gir gaya...
gulshan-rote hue-humse galti ho gayi malik........humko maaf kar do malik.....hum paise ke lalach me aa gaye the malik.....
mai-role beta role...tera bhi number aayega....aur mai wahan se apni gadi me baitha aur sannnnnn se teji se nikal gaya...10 minut pahle jis resort me sab log khush the daru pi rahe the ab ek sunsan se bhi shant ho chuka tha...aur sabke mathe par pasina tha....
mere jaate hi navin doud kar apne baap ke pass gaya...
navin-dad ab kya hoga....
uncle-apna pasina pochte hue-ye to bach gaya hai....jaldi se ise marna hoga nahi to humlogon ki mout tay hai...aur aaj se sablogon ko bol do..achhe se rahe...apni safety ka dhyan khud rakhe...mai to khud soch raha hoon ek do mahine ke liye underground ho jau....
bua-ye kya baat hui...hum kya is bachhe se dar jayege....ise pahle bhi to aapne thikane lagaya tha ab fir se laga do...
uncle-itna bhi asan nahi hai ....tum kuch kar sakti ho to karo...
idhar mai apni car se seedha bar gaya aur gata gat daru pina suru kiya...bahut din baad daru pi raha tha....lagbhag 2 bottle khatm karne ke baad mai ghar aaya...jahan komal mera intezar kar rahi thi....
komal-aa gaye...
mai-haa aa gaya...ye bolkar room me aaya aur so gaya....
agli subah mai utha achhe se fresh hua....ab wo din aa gaya tha jiska mujhe intezar tha....
subah subah hi riyan mere pass aaya aur usne confirm kar diya ki aaj sham ko usi resort me party hai jahan mujhe mara gaya tha....aur usne ye bhi bata diya ki aaj wahan meri dono bua bhi hongi aur unka beta jiva bhi mujhe wahi milega...
isliye mai subah taiyar hua..fir doctor aaye aur achhe se mujhe check kiya jisme 3-4 ghante lag gaye lekin doctor ne bola ki ab mai fit ho chuka hoon...fir rishi aaya aur use jo kuch pata laga wo bata gaya...ab shaam ho gaya...mera khoon andar se ubal raha tha...lekin mujhe aaj un sab ki ankhon me khouf dekhna tha....isliye mai hospital se nikla aur black Mercedes me baitha..ye komal ki car thi...aur chal diya us resort ki ore....komal bhi jid kar rahi thi lekin maine use mana kar diya....abhi andhera hone laga tha resort me dj me songs baj raha tha aur sab log nach rahe the...ki tabhi digamber stage par chadha aur mic par bola-aaj ki party meri taraf se hai kyonki ab mai family welfare minister ban gaya hoon aur mera beta bhi MLA ban gaya hai....so cheersssssssssss aur niche baithe sabhi logo ne ek sath chillaya cheers...ki tabhi sannnnnnnnnnn se karta hua mera Mercedes andar ghusa...aur mai brake mara jisse poora tyre skit hote hue mera car ruka...
aur mai jaise hi car se apna pahla kadam jamin par rakha....poora resort me shanti cha gaya.....aur ek guard doudta hua mere car ke pass ayaa ki mai nikla aur dhammmmm se ek mukka uske mooh par mara aur wo udta hua thoda door jakar gira....
aur sablog mooh khole mujhe dekh rahe the....mai chalta hua stage par aaya...aur apne chacha ke hathon se mic liya...wo to mujhe dekhte hi kaamp raha tha....
mai-tum sab log jitni jindagi jina chahte ho ji lo...kyonki aaj ke baad har ek do din me tum me se koi ek is duniya me nahi rahega isliye...enjoy your life...aur mai apne chacha ke haath ka glass liya aur bola cheersssss....aur ek baar me hi wo glass khatm kar diya....aur mai stage se niche utar hi raha tha ki jiva ne mera collar pakad liya...
jiva-saale tu hota koun hai yahan bhid me ghuskar hume dhamkane wala....
mai-collar chod...
jiva-nahi chodunga....
mai piche muda hi tha ki bua wahan aa gayi...
bua-beta collar chod do ....
jiva-maa iski kya aukat jo sabke saamne humare ghar walon ko ye dhamka kar chala jaye...
mai-arey bua ji aap bhi aayi ho....chalo achha hai....apne is pille ko samjha do...baap baap hota hai...ye abhi is sahar me aaya hai...aur mai yahan ka baap hoon...
jiva turant apne paint se gun nikala aur mujhpar tan diya....
mai bas muskura diya....
jiva-hasta kya hai madhar.......jiva abhi itna hi bola tha ki ek goli chali dhayyyyyyyy aur jis haath me jiva ka gun tha....us haath ko ched karke goli nikal gaya...aur khoon se sana bandook uske haath se mere haath me gira...
mai-ye to suruaat hai...abhi to aur maza aayega....
aur mai budhau ki taraf dekha jo wahi khada tha....
mai-budhau meri gaadi dho kar taiyar rakhna...
gulashan to pahle se hi kaamp raha tha lekin jab usne mere mooh se apna naam suna to doud kar aaya aur mere pairon par gir gaya...
gulshan-rote hue-humse galti ho gayi malik........humko maaf kar do malik.....hum paise ke lalach me aa gaye the malik.....
mai-role beta role...tera bhi number aayega....aur mai wahan se apni gadi me baitha aur sannnnnn se teji se nikal gaya...10 minut pahle jis resort me sab log khush the daru pi rahe the ab ek sunsan se bhi shant ho chuka tha...aur sabke mathe par pasina tha....
mere jaate hi navin doud kar apne baap ke pass gaya...
navin-dad ab kya hoga....
uncle-apna pasina pochte hue-ye to bach gaya hai....jaldi se ise marna hoga nahi to humlogon ki mout tay hai...aur aaj se sablogon ko bol do..achhe se rahe...apni safety ka dhyan khud rakhe...mai to khud soch raha hoon ek do mahine ke liye underground ho jau....
bua-ye kya baat hui...hum kya is bachhe se dar jayege....ise pahle bhi to aapne thikane lagaya tha ab fir se laga do...
uncle-itna bhi asan nahi hai ....tum kuch kar sakti ho to karo...
idhar mai apni car se seedha bar gaya aur gata gat daru pina suru kiya...bahut din baad daru pi raha tha....lagbhag 2 bottle khatm karne ke baad mai ghar aaya...jahan komal mera intezar kar rahi thi....
komal-aa gaye...
mai-haa aa gaya...ye bolkar room me aaya aur so gaya....