ANUJ KUMAR
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Aree aalu bhai aap yah bhi aa gaye kushi hui aapko yaha dekh keeadhayay 4 tak..... revo....
yeh londa toh kangla nikla,,, matlab paida hote hi mujhe laga anath hoga thora warden marega pitega,,, thora jharu poocha kar ke company khara karega,,, lekin isno toh khare ko baitha diya.... khair baithaya toh sahi lekin khuli khirki isko baithne na deti hain....
jahan bhi jata hain wahan kee khirki hi kharb nikal jaati hain,,, mujhe toh lagta hain kee iska jab se dhandha chaupat hua hain,,, tabhi se jaan bujh ke shab jagah khidki kharab karta rahta hain,,, naya dhandha khidki theek karne ka shuru karega....
waise khidki ke pechhe jo bhi hain isse lagta hain bahut pirem karti hain,,, jo bhi isse kuchh ulta sulta bolta hain tabhi khul jaati hain,,, abki baar toh sidha pathhar hi fenk ke maar diya,,, wo toh yeh beech mein aa gaya nahin toh abhi saumya ka ho jana tha doobara se happy birthday.....
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ab un jhanduo ne iske kas ke lee toh lee,,, wo bhi larki ke haatho,,, ab yeh phir kismat ko dosh dega,,, ek toh aise ghumte rahta hain hamesha jaise dry state se aaya ho aur idhar aa ke bhi sasta paua maar liya hain.... har wakt kuchh na kuchh barbarate hi rahta hain,,, koi iska daant kahe nahin torta,,, danda bhi mara toh pair mein,,, daant aur bheje mein marta,,, kutreya bakwas kam karta....
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tabhi laga kee saumya didi itni meherbaan kyun hain,,, guilt trip mein jee rahi thee toh socha kangle pe kuchh ehsaan kar de....
/// akhir isse toh laundiya ne loota///
/// laundo mein kaha dam tha///
///iski lootiya doobi wahan///
//// jahan laundiya ka ghar tha///
are waah waah waah waah waah,,, khud hi bol deta hoon writer toh gaali hi dega...
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another great story which i stumbled upon... keep entertaining us.. showman...
HAA BAAT SAHI KEH RAHI KYUKI USSKO SHAITAAN KAA RAJA AUSE HI NAHI JAANE DEGA AUR DEVIL HONE KAA NASHA USS SAI GALAT CHIZ BHI KARWA SAKATA HAIYe jo bhi ho raha uske sath.... matlab ye jo shaitan ke roop mein aa gaya hai... abhi ke liye ushe achha lag raha hoga...
lekin ek sach ye bhi hai is shaitani roop ek din raj bahot badi musiba fansha dega...
kyunki ek insaan ke roop raj kisika saga to ho sakta hai Lekinye jo roop liya raj ne ye kisika ka saga nahi..
waqt rehte hi raj ko ek gahan soch vichaar karne ki jarurat hai is mamle...
Well sabhi pehlu mein sabhi arthpoorn baaton, kirdaaro bich huye vaartalaap ko aur gatividhiyo ko ek sathik gati ke sath samete huye hai update ke jariye writer sahab ne shabdon mein khoob roopantaran kiya hai. .
Bahot dilchasp update sath hi kuch arthpoorn aur manmahok kirdaaro ki bhumika...
Khair let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills
Awesome updateUPDATE 30
Uss ke Baad tiwari ki enquiry chalu hui
Tiwari - jis jis nai bhaut farmaish ki hai woh sidhe yaha line mai lag jaao warana mei marne pe aaya toh har chiz maar lunga
Sab dar ke maare line laga ke kadhe
Saurav gloves phen ke don ki khopadi uthate hue - eee sir yeh toh dikhiye sabki naan mai dum karnai wala kaa shir kaise jameen pe pada hua tha
Tiwari - abe ussko abb kaya plate mai rakhega jaldi sai freezer box lakar uss mei daal aur bula forensic waalo ko usske finger print mile toh kuch ho
Abb Raj ko mai likhunga
[ Haa toh bhai aur bhen aur aurat log abb apni kahani apun sunayega writer ne lgta tum loga ko paka diya hi
Writer - chal be kaam kar mei chala yaha sai ]
Edhar mai toh daaru ke nashe mai ghum raha thaa aur sala har ek hisa meri duniya kaa ghum raha thaa
Maine socha kuch try kiya jaaye
Maine filmo mai dikha kuch toh aisa hi hota hai devil ho toh
Mai ek adami ko roak ke - ruk bee
Aadmi - chii chii kitnai daaru pi rakhi hai
Mai aakhe mal ke sorry guys yeh toh londiya hai sala sara nasha abb aa raha hai bahar
Mai - toh bata londiya kaya chhata hai tera dil
Londiya - gadhe ki gaand nikal yaha se bewade kaale kapde phen ke hero samajh raha apne ko
Woh chali gayi par soch raha thaa ki ek londiya gadhe ki gaand kyu maan rahi samajh nahi aaya kuch
Toh essmai kaya sochana mai sidha ek dukan ke paas aaya par woh band thi animal shop thaa abb toh gade ki dekhnai ko bhi naa milegi kaise pata chalega ladaki ko uss mai sai kya caahiye
khair abb mujhe ghar chalana caahiye me bhagata hua ghar pahucha aur gate pe behosh hokar gir pada aur mera black suit gayab
Par woh gate saayad meera kaa tha
Meera uth kar aayi aur Dekha
Meera - bhai aap yaha
Nicche dekhate hi woh dar si jaati hai aur utha ke mujhe andar le gayi aur mujhe lita diya
Meera - yeh sab kaya hai bhai aapnai etni kyu pi aakhir kyu
Mai behosh thaa par mujhe sab sunayi de raha tha
kaya pagal ladaki hai be pi kar kyi aaye etna payas lagi tabhi naa pi maine
ussnai mujhe paani ki chitte maari
Mai uth gyaa
Meera - yeh sab kya hai bhai
Mai - aree kuch nhi mujhe samjh nhi aaya abhi maine kya kiya
Meera - yeh jarur uss Devil kaa kaam hi
Achanak meera chilla ke picche hat gayi
Mai usski chikh sai dar gya esski maa kaa yeh kya hua kasam sai etni daaru thi pet mi mut nikal jata mera
Mai - kya hua
Meera - aapka muh abhi badala devil jaisa aur bola mai hi toh devil hu
Mai - pi maine hi nasha tujhe ho rha kuch hai khaane ko
Maine usse jakar uthaya - kuch khaane ko laa naa ess devil nai pata nahi kaya karwa diya joh mujhe etnai bhukh lagi
Meera andar chali gayi mai jakar naha ke aaya aur kapade badal liye
Mai mirror mai has ke daant Dikhata hua - ha ha ha mai hi shaitaan mai hi raj dono alag thode hai
Thodi der baad mai bahar aaya bahar
Meera kuch nasta laga rahi thi
Usko aise dekh jaise mera devil hone kaa nasha utar saa gaya ho kaha mehal mai rehane waali meri wajagh sai kaam kar rahi yeh sab
Meera mujhe hila ke - kaya sochane lage yehi naa ki mai mehal mai aram sai rehati thi abb aise kaam kar rahi hu
Mai toh chauk gaya ussi same wahi baat kaise boli
Mai - tumhe kaise pata
Meera mujhe betha ke kandhe sai - apne bhai ko mai janati ho koi bhi shaitaan yaa kuch bhi aa jaaye usspar yaa woh kudh shaitan devil joh bhi ban jaaye par woh apni ess bhen meera ke bare mai hamesha aacha hi sochata rahega
Raj - meera ek baat batana hai tujhe
Meera - haa bhai bolo
Raj - aaj maine bhaut daaru pi mere upper ek kala suit aa gaya tha aur maine underworld ke don kaa shir ukkhad ke phek diya
Meera - par ho sakata devil nai yeh sab karwaya ho
Mai - par meera mai tujhe es liye bata raha kyuki woh sab karne mai mujhe pata nahi kyu kushi ho rahi thi jaise bhaut maza aa raha ho
Meera - haa kyu nahi aayega aapne underworld ke don ko maar diya hai
Mai meera ko dekh raha woh bilkul bhi ghabarayi nahi balki mujhe bhaut aache sai baat kar rahi thi
Mai - meeta agar mai sach mai devil hua toh tuj mujhe chhod toh nahi degi naa
Meera mere baalo ko upper karke - aap khaate bhi raho aur mai kabhi nahi aapko chhodane waali samajhe aap khaao mai aati hu
Mai kush hokar - haa thik hai jaao
woh bol ke bahar chali gayi sayad naina sai milane gayi hogi
Meera bahar nikali aur usske maathe pe pasina thaa usske pair kaap rahe the woh jungle mai jakar ek ped ke nicche beth gayi
usski aakho mai dar saaf dikh raha jaise ussnai bhoot dekha aur kyu naa bhoot sai bhad ke thaa raj ka face kyuki woh devil kaa face thaa
abb sai raj ko raj hi likhunga
Meera - bhaiya mujhe maaf kar dena ki mai aap sai dar rahi hu par mai kudh ko nahi roak sakati woh bhaut darwana thaa mai kabhi nahi dekhana chaatu woh sab doobra yeh upper waale aakhir yeh sab kyu kar raha joh aachayi karne aaya thaa ussi tune burayi kaa devta bana diyaa yeh kaisi kismat kaa khel khela hai
Edhar Raj kahana kaah leta aur tabhi ussko jamin mai koi khich ke le jata hai
Usske samane aag sai jalata hua ek singhasan thaa jispar Raja betha thaa waha kaa haa narak kaa raja sab devils kaa asali raja
Lucifer - aao aao raj tumhara sawagat hai mere ess rajaya mai
Raj apna muh chu ke dekhata kuch nahi thaa usske muh pe
Raj aage jaata hai aur
Raj - aakhir tum mujhsai kaya caahte ho
Lucifer - mai kuch nahi chata mai toh tumhra dost hu jisnai tumhe aachayi karne ke baad bhi mar jaane nahi diya balki zinda rakha taali tum uss duniya mai mere liye kaam kar sako
Raj - kaise kaam aur maine kaha tum sai ki mujhe bacha lo
Fantastic update dostUPDATE 30
Uss ke Baad tiwari ki enquiry chalu hui
Tiwari - jis jis nai bhaut farmaish ki hai woh sidhe yaha line mai lag jaao warana mei marne pe aaya toh har chiz maar lunga
Sab dar ke maare line laga ke kadhe
Saurav gloves phen ke don ki khopadi uthate hue - eee sir yeh toh dikhiye sabki naan mai dum karnai wala kaa shir kaise jameen pe pada hua tha
Tiwari - abe ussko abb kaya plate mai rakhega jaldi sai freezer box lakar uss mei daal aur bula forensic waalo ko usske finger print mile toh kuch ho
Abb Raj ko mai likhunga
[ Haa toh bhai aur bhen aur aurat log abb apni kahani apun sunayega writer ne lgta tum loga ko paka diya hi
Writer - chal be kaam kar mei chala yaha sai ]
Edhar mai toh daaru ke nashe mai ghum raha thaa aur sala har ek hisa meri duniya kaa ghum raha thaa
Maine socha kuch try kiya jaaye
Maine filmo mai dikha kuch toh aisa hi hota hai devil ho toh
Mai ek adami ko roak ke - ruk bee
Aadmi - chii chii kitnai daaru pi rakhi hai
Mai aakhe mal ke sorry guys yeh toh londiya hai sala sara nasha abb aa raha hai bahar
Mai - toh bata londiya kaya chhata hai tera dil
Londiya - gadhe ki gaand nikal yaha se bewade kaale kapde phen ke hero samajh raha apne ko
Woh chali gayi par soch raha thaa ki ek londiya gadhe ki gaand kyu maan rahi samajh nahi aaya kuch
Toh essmai kaya sochana mai sidha ek dukan ke paas aaya par woh band thi animal shop thaa abb toh gade ki dekhnai ko bhi naa milegi kaise pata chalega ladaki ko uss mai sai kya caahiye
khair abb mujhe ghar chalana caahiye me bhagata hua ghar pahucha aur gate pe behosh hokar gir pada aur mera black suit gayab
Par woh gate saayad meera kaa tha
Meera uth kar aayi aur Dekha
Meera - bhai aap yaha
Nicche dekhate hi woh dar si jaati hai aur utha ke mujhe andar le gayi aur mujhe lita diya
Meera - yeh sab kaya hai bhai aapnai etni kyu pi aakhir kyu
Mai behosh thaa par mujhe sab sunayi de raha tha
kaya pagal ladaki hai be pi kar kyi aaye etna payas lagi tabhi naa pi maine
ussnai mujhe paani ki chitte maari
Mai uth gyaa
Meera - yeh sab kya hai bhai
Mai - aree kuch nhi mujhe samjh nhi aaya abhi maine kya kiya
Meera - yeh jarur uss Devil kaa kaam hi
Achanak meera chilla ke picche hat gayi
Mai usski chikh sai dar gya esski maa kaa yeh kya hua kasam sai etni daaru thi pet mi mut nikal jata mera
Mai - kya hua
Meera - aapka muh abhi badala devil jaisa aur bola mai hi toh devil hu
Mai - pi maine hi nasha tujhe ho rha kuch hai khaane ko
Maine usse jakar uthaya - kuch khaane ko laa naa ess devil nai pata nahi kaya karwa diya joh mujhe etnai bhukh lagi
Meera andar chali gayi mai jakar naha ke aaya aur kapade badal liye
Mai mirror mai has ke daant Dikhata hua - ha ha ha mai hi shaitaan mai hi raj dono alag thode hai
Thodi der baad mai bahar aaya bahar
Meera kuch nasta laga rahi thi
Usko aise dekh jaise mera devil hone kaa nasha utar saa gaya ho kaha mehal mai rehane waali meri wajagh sai kaam kar rahi yeh sab
Meera mujhe hila ke - kaya sochane lage yehi naa ki mai mehal mai aram sai rehati thi abb aise kaam kar rahi hu
Mai toh chauk gaya ussi same wahi baat kaise boli
Mai - tumhe kaise pata
Meera mujhe betha ke kandhe sai - apne bhai ko mai janati ho koi bhi shaitaan yaa kuch bhi aa jaaye usspar yaa woh kudh shaitan devil joh bhi ban jaaye par woh apni ess bhen meera ke bare mai hamesha aacha hi sochata rahega
Raj - meera ek baat batana hai tujhe
Meera - haa bhai bolo
Raj - aaj maine bhaut daaru pi mere upper ek kala suit aa gaya tha aur maine underworld ke don kaa shir ukkhad ke phek diya
Meera - par ho sakata devil nai yeh sab karwaya ho
Mai - par meera mai tujhe es liye bata raha kyuki woh sab karne mai mujhe pata nahi kyu kushi ho rahi thi jaise bhaut maza aa raha ho
Meera - haa kyu nahi aayega aapne underworld ke don ko maar diya hai
Mai meera ko dekh raha woh bilkul bhi ghabarayi nahi balki mujhe bhaut aache sai baat kar rahi thi
Mai - meeta agar mai sach mai devil hua toh tuj mujhe chhod toh nahi degi naa
Meera mere baalo ko upper karke - aap khaate bhi raho aur mai kabhi nahi aapko chhodane waali samajhe aap khaao mai aati hu
Mai kush hokar - haa thik hai jaao
woh bol ke bahar chali gayi sayad naina sai milane gayi hogi
Meera bahar nikali aur usske maathe pe pasina thaa usske pair kaap rahe the woh jungle mai jakar ek ped ke nicche beth gayi
usski aakho mai dar saaf dikh raha jaise ussnai bhoot dekha aur kyu naa bhoot sai bhad ke thaa raj ka face kyuki woh devil kaa face thaa
abb sai raj ko raj hi likhunga
Meera - bhaiya mujhe maaf kar dena ki mai aap sai dar rahi hu par mai kudh ko nahi roak sakati woh bhaut darwana thaa mai kabhi nahi dekhana chaatu woh sab doobra yeh upper waale aakhir yeh sab kyu kar raha joh aachayi karne aaya thaa ussi tune burayi kaa devta bana diyaa yeh kaisi kismat kaa khel khela hai
Edhar Raj kahana kaah leta aur tabhi ussko jamin mai koi khich ke le jata hai
Usske samane aag sai jalata hua ek singhasan thaa jispar Raja betha thaa waha kaa haa narak kaa raja sab devils kaa asali raja
Lucifer - aao aao raj tumhara sawagat hai mere ess rajaya mai
Raj apna muh chu ke dekhata kuch nahi thaa usske muh pe
Raj aage jaata hai aur
Raj - aakhir tum mujhsai kaya caahte ho
Lucifer - mai kuch nahi chata mai toh tumhra dost hu jisnai tumhe aachayi karne ke baad bhi mar jaane nahi diya balki zinda rakha taali tum uss duniya mai mere liye kaam kar sako
Raj - kaise kaam aur maine kaha tum sai ki mujhe bacha lo
Sir kya ap mereko ek personal msg drop kr skte ho mujhe kuch urgent baat krna tha apseUpdate was great as always, Finding right life partner is not so easy and concern of the family members is also justified because sometimes a wrong decision ruins the life, it is not so here but I am saying from my experience. Well everything went well, I'm so glad, Seeing Saumya taking heed of Raj brings a smile to my face. Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...