Fantasy KISMAT - EK KHEL

[Manojsharma]

Bhai Aaj yaha update aayega kya ji

 

[Tiger 786]

KISMAT - EK KHEL
INTRODUCTION​

Kismat ek aise chiz hai sab jisko sun ke sochate hai kaas yeh chiz hamesha apne saath rahe par aisa bola jata hai ki kismat badi kutti chiz kab kiske saath ho pata hi nahi chalata hai

‘’Kismat kaa khel kisnai jana hai
Bina esske lagata sab virana hai’’

Waise kismat bhi jab palati hai jab aap ussko ajmane ki kosis karate he jab aap akele rahte ho tab woh hamaesha aapke saath hoti par jaise hi bhid mai jaate ho woh jaise kahi gayab ho jaati hai

Kuch log bolate hai ki kismat apne haath mai hoti hai hum usse kudh banate hai agar aur jab koi chiz galat ho jaati hai unnke saath bolate hai ki kismat dhoka de gayi toh joh chiz tum bana sakate ho woh kaise dhokha de sakati hai

Darsal dhokebaaj kismat nahi hoti balki dhokebaaj toh log hote hai ess liye bharosa uss par karo joh bharosa karnai layak ho aur izzat ussko do ussko utare naa

Waise mai pravachan guru nahi hu maine yeh sab bolani mai bus etna hi matlab hai ki aap ko thoda saa apni kahani mai kismat kaa importance hai woh samajah saku joh mai thoda saa bata chuka hu baaki aap padh hi loge

Bohot badiya baat kahi bro

 

[Tiger 786]

UPDATE - 1

Woh bolate hai naa ki

''Kismat ke haare log sadako par kismat dudhate hai ''

''Dil dhukhanai waale dil kaa haal puchate hai''

Yehi kuch sochate likhate hue maine apni diary ko band kiya aur gate khol ke bahar aaya aur phir lift leakar nicche aaya aur building le bahar aa gay

Aur ek baar phir mud ke maine building ko dekha aur bahar nikal gaya

Darasal woh adami mai hi hu joh kismat sai haar ke aaj sadak par aa gaya hu par maine kisi ko dhokha diya yaa nahi yeh nahi pata mujhe

Mai haath dete hue road ko cross kiya

Ek dukaan par akaar samosa kaah nai laga abb etna bhi kangal nahi hua ki kaah pi naa paau mana meri company mere haath sai chali gayi ghar nilaam ho gaya aur meri koi family hai nahi ki mujhe kisi ki chinta ho

Mai - chhotu do samose aur laa

Chhotu -ji saab ji abhi laya

Thodi der baad woh mujhe samose dekar

Chhotu - saab ji aaj gaadi nahi laaye

Mai has ke - abhi toh meri cycle ki aukkat bachi hai

Tabhi ussko kisi aur nai awwaz maari aur woh chala gaya

Maine samose kahatam kiye aur waha sai nikal gaya

Waise 21 ki umar mai maine etna sab kar liya dekh liya jaise puri jidagi hi ji li ho

Tabhi kahi sai ek awwaz aayi koi tezz sai chillaya tha

‘’Monika’’

Mai ek jhatke mai picche muda aur kisi sai takara gaya aur nicche beth ke usska saman uthanai laga jaise movies mai dekha karate the hum aur mai usske shir uthanae kaa intazzar kar raha tha aur jab uska face mere samnai aaya woh koi aur koi aur monika jisko mai nahi janata tha

Aur mai uthate hi barish ki bunde mere gaalo ko touch karke nicche jamin par giri

Aur ek jhatke mai waha bhagad mach gayi koi kapda koi kitab koi haath apne shir par haath rakh ke bhaag rahe the bachanai ke liye

Mai bhi bhiga hua ek diwal ke shaare khada ho gaya

Aur apne office ko dekh raha tha

Asmaan sai jamin par aa gaya mai

Khair thodi der baad baarish band hui aur mai waha sai apna coat nikal ke paani nicchod ke khandhe par daal liya aur jaane laga area mai jaha mera flat tha

Mere uss flat ke bahar mere bunglow sai joh mera personal saaman thaa woh ek truck mai bheja tha sab kuch bech ke maine sara paisa chuka diya thaa

Mai andar gaya

Saumya - hello sir aap aa gaye

Mai - kaya yaar kaya sir abb toh mere sai jada aukaat tumhari hai

Saumya - aree essmai aukaat ki baat kaha sai aa gayi aapnai mere liye etna kush kiya tab aukaat ki baat nahi hui aayi tab kyu

Mai - aacha toh

Thoda help kar dogi yeh sab sahi karnai mai

Saumya - off course

Usske baad hum log samaan nikal ke thik karnai lage

Aur kaafi time baad sab jab set ho gaya

Saumya - toh aage kaya karnai kaa erada hai

( Saumya waise secretary hai )

Mai - fihaal toh kuch khaas socha nahi hai

Tabhi jaise koi hawa kaa jhoka saa aya

Maine uth ke kidaki ko band kiya

Saumya tabhi side sai tiffin nikal ke - chaliye sir khanna kaah lijiye

Mai - aree esski kaya jarurat hai

Saumya - abb faltu ki baate band aur kaahiye

Mai has ke - ok ok thik hai

Kidaki sai phir hawa aane lagi

Saumya band karne ke liye uthi

Mai ussko betha - chhodo jaane do

Usske baad humnai sab kahatam kiya aur woh apne ghar chali gayi aur mai aram sai let gaya aakhe band karke

Bata nahi kyu baar baar mujhe thand lag rahi thodi aree mai gille kapde badale hi nahi aur tabhi hawa mujhe etnai tezz lag rahi thi

Maine jakar dress change kiya aur naha ke kambal liya aur let gaya vapas

Yaar kaya kush fus ho raha hai kaan mai

Maine vaps kaan vagera sab dhak liya aur gehari need mai chala gaya thodi der mai hi

Aur thodi der baad mai gehari need mai tha aur kuch jungle jaisa thaa maine kuch awaaz suni toh usske picche gaya aur yaha dar ke maare meri body sai pasina aa raha thaa

Tabhi mujhe kisi nai awwaz di ‘’Raj’’

Maine picche mud ke dekha aur kisi sai tarakara gaya aur girate hi meri need bhi khul gayi

Mai time dekha yeh esska kaya matalab hai mai kaafi ghante soya aur mujhe bus etna saa yaad raha aur subah bhi ho hi gayi thi

Mai uth ke bathroom mai aaya aur muh dhhone laga mirror mai dekh ke socha shave kar lu

Waise sapane bhi azzeb hote hai jinko yaad rakhana caaho woh yaad nahi rehate aur anjaane sai sapne yaad reh jaate hai jaise woh sahi mai saath mai hua ho

‘’Jaane anajani mai log kabhi yaad aate kabhi bhula diye jaate hai

Aur aakho ke paano par apni taswir chhod jaate hai ‘’

Wasie mere aakho ke paano par anjaan logo ki taswire jada hai mera koi apna yeh toh mujhe khair pata hi nahi aur mujhe pata karne ki jarurat nahi mai koi film kaa hero nahi ho jiska pariwar hai aur achanak sai woh akar mere care karnai lagenge

Maine shave kiye aur baaki sab kaam kiya aur phir tayaar hoakr bahar nikal gaya maine ek dukkan par chai pi aur kuch khaya aur phir vapas sai ussi road sai chalata hua ek dukkan par pahucha aur ek later joh mai ghar sai laya thaa dukaan waale ko diya

Ramesh - arre tum aa gaye beta

Mai - abb kaya kare chacha kuch kaam to karna padega naa

Ramesh - sunna tumhare baare mai bura laga beta

Mai - aree chacha kaya baat karte ho mujhe bura nahi lag raha toh aapko kyu lag raha hai chalo mai kaam par lagata hu aap jaaiye

Ramesh - chal thik hai dopher mai aata hu mai khhana lekar

Mai - haa thik hai

Ussek baad maine counter sambhala aur dukkan dekhane laga

Thodi der baad ek adami apni aurat ke saath waha aya

Mai - ji kaya du

Aurat list deti hai - mai workers sai samaan niklawata hu

Yeh yaha ke sbsai badi dukkano mai ek thi jaha soap sai lekar aapko truk ke tayar tak mil jaayenge

Adamai mujhe thoda ghur ke dhekhata hai - excuse mai tuh raj ho naa “RiT’’ ke

Mai ussko bich mai roak ke - woh sab kal ki baat ho gayi sir ab

Adami - darsal mai ussi company kaa naya partner hu

Mai - congrets sir madam aapko yeh lijiye aapka saaman aur bill

Ussnai bill diya aur chala gaya

Waise aap log soch rahe honnge kaya yeh meri shop hai joh yaha aise kaam karne lag gaya

Bus joh thode bhaut mai apne man sai kaam karat tha woh aache hue aur unka natija hai ki log madad kar rahe hai meri

Waise aapke kabhi kabhi jhakam bharate nahi ki aisi chize samanai aati rehati ki aapko sharminda hona padata hai

Saumya - sir aapnai batay bhi nahi ki aap yaha aa gaye hai mai breakfast lekar aayi thi

Mai - aree tum kyu pareshan ho rahi ho yaar aur subah subah apne ghar mai sabko bhi pareshan kiya

Saumya - koi alag sai kuch thodi banaya hai joh sabanai kahaya wahi laayi hu mai

Mai - ok ok tum table par laagao mai ata hu ennka hisaab karke​

Awesome update

 

[Naik]

UPDATE 30

Uss ke Baad tiwari ki enquiry chalu hui

Tiwari - jis jis nai bhaut farmaish ki hai woh sidhe yaha line mai lag jaao warana mei marne pe aaya toh har chiz maar lunga

Sab dar ke maare line laga ke kadhe

Saurav gloves phen ke don ki khopadi uthate hue - eee sir yeh toh dikhiye sabki naan mai dum karnai wala kaa shir kaise jameen pe pada hua tha

Tiwari - abe ussko abb kaya plate mai rakhega jaldi sai freezer box lakar uss mei daal aur bula forensic waalo ko usske finger print mile toh kuch ho

Abb Raj ko mai likhunga

[ Haa toh bhai aur bhen aur aurat log abb apni kahani apun sunayega writer ne lgta tum loga ko paka diya hi

Writer - chal be kaam kar mei chala yaha sai ]

Edhar mai toh daaru ke nashe mai ghum raha thaa aur sala har ek hisa meri duniya kaa ghum raha thaa

Maine socha kuch try kiya jaaye

Maine filmo mai dikha kuch toh aisa hi hota hai devil ho toh

Mai ek adami ko roak ke - ruk bee

Aadmi - chii chii kitnai daaru pi rakhi hai

Mai aakhe mal ke sorry guys yeh toh londiya hai sala sara nasha abb aa raha hai bahar

Mai - toh bata londiya kaya chhata hai tera dil

Londiya - gadhe ki gaand nikal yaha se bewade kaale kapde phen ke hero samajh raha apne ko

Woh chali gayi par soch raha thaa ki ek londiya gadhe ki gaand kyu maan rahi samajh nahi aaya kuch

Toh essmai kaya sochana mai sidha ek dukan ke paas aaya par woh band thi animal shop thaa abb toh gade ki dekhnai ko bhi naa milegi kaise pata chalega ladaki ko uss mai sai kya caahiye

khair abb mujhe ghar chalana caahiye me bhagata hua ghar pahucha aur gate pe behosh hokar gir pada aur mera black suit gayab

Par woh gate saayad meera kaa tha

Meera uth kar aayi aur Dekha

Meera - bhai aap yaha

Nicche dekhate hi woh dar si jaati hai aur utha ke mujhe andar le gayi aur mujhe lita diya

Meera - yeh sab kaya hai bhai aapnai etni kyu pi aakhir kyu

Mai behosh thaa par mujhe sab sunayi de raha tha

kaya pagal ladaki hai be pi kar kyi aaye etna payas lagi tabhi naa pi maine

ussnai mujhe paani ki chitte maari

Mai uth gyaa
Meera - yeh sab kya hai bhai

Mai - aree kuch nhi mujhe samjh nhi aaya abhi maine kya kiya

Meera - yeh jarur uss Devil kaa kaam hi

Achanak meera chilla ke picche hat gayi

Mai usski chikh sai dar gya esski maa kaa yeh kya hua kasam sai etni daaru thi pet mi mut nikal jata mera

Mai - kya hua

Meera - aapka muh abhi badala devil jaisa aur bola mai hi toh devil hu

Mai - pi maine hi nasha tujhe ho rha kuch hai khaane ko

Maine usse jakar uthaya - kuch khaane ko laa naa ess devil nai pata nahi kaya karwa diya joh mujhe etnai bhukh lagi

Meera andar chali gayi mai jakar naha ke aaya aur kapade badal liye

Mai mirror mai has ke daant Dikhata hua - ha ha ha mai hi shaitaan mai hi raj dono alag thode hai

Thodi der baad mai bahar aaya bahar
Meera kuch nasta laga rahi thi

Usko aise dekh jaise mera devil hone kaa nasha utar saa gaya ho kaha mehal mai rehane waali meri wajagh sai kaam kar rahi yeh sab

Meera mujhe hila ke - kaya sochane lage yehi naa ki mai mehal mai aram sai rehati thi abb aise kaam kar rahi hu

Mai toh chauk gaya ussi same wahi baat kaise boli

Mai - tumhe kaise pata

Meera mujhe betha ke kandhe sai - apne bhai ko mai janati ho koi bhi shaitaan yaa kuch bhi aa jaaye usspar yaa woh kudh shaitan devil joh bhi ban jaaye par woh apni ess bhen meera ke bare mai hamesha aacha hi sochata rahega

Raj - meera ek baat batana hai tujhe

Meera - haa bhai bolo

Raj - aaj maine bhaut daaru pi mere upper ek kala suit aa gaya tha aur maine underworld ke don kaa shir ukkhad ke phek diya

Meera - par ho sakata devil nai yeh sab karwaya ho

Mai - par meera mai tujhe es liye bata raha kyuki woh sab karne mai mujhe pata nahi kyu kushi ho rahi thi jaise bhaut maza aa raha ho

Meera - haa kyu nahi aayega aapne underworld ke don ko maar diya hai

Mai meera ko dekh raha woh bilkul bhi ghabarayi nahi balki mujhe bhaut aache sai baat kar rahi thi

Mai - meeta agar mai sach mai devil hua toh tuj mujhe chhod toh nahi degi naa

Meera mere baalo ko upper karke - aap khaate bhi raho aur mai kabhi nahi aapko chhodane waali samajhe aap khaao mai aati hu

Mai kush hokar - haa thik hai jaao

woh bol ke bahar chali gayi sayad naina sai milane gayi hogi

Meera bahar nikali aur usske maathe pe pasina thaa usske pair kaap rahe the woh jungle mai jakar ek ped ke nicche beth gayi

usski aakho mai dar saaf dikh raha jaise ussnai bhoot dekha aur kyu naa bhoot sai bhad ke thaa raj ka face kyuki woh devil kaa face thaa

abb sai raj ko raj hi likhunga

Meera - bhaiya mujhe maaf kar dena ki mai aap sai dar rahi hu par mai kudh ko nahi roak sakati woh bhaut darwana thaa mai kabhi nahi dekhana chaatu woh sab doobra yeh upper waale aakhir yeh sab kyu kar raha joh aachayi karne aaya thaa ussi tune burayi kaa devta bana diyaa yeh kaisi kismat kaa khel khela hai

Edhar Raj kahana kaah leta aur tabhi ussko jamin mai koi khich ke le jata hai

Usske samane aag sai jalata hua ek singhasan thaa jispar Raja betha thaa waha kaa haa narak kaa raja sab devils kaa asali raja

Lucifer - aao aao raj tumhara sawagat hai mere ess rajaya mai

Raj apna muh chu ke dekhata kuch nahi thaa usske muh pe

Raj aage jaata hai aur

Raj - aakhir tum mujhsai kaya caahte ho

Lucifer - mai kuch nahi chata mai toh tumhra dost hu jisnai tumhe aachayi karne ke baad bhi mar jaane nahi diya balki zinda rakha taali tum uss duniya mai mere liye kaam kar sako

Raj - kaise kaam aur maine kaha tum sai ki mujhe bacha lo

Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai

 

[Lib am]

KISMAT - EK KHEL
INTRODUCTION​

Kismat ek aise chiz hai sab jisko sun ke sochate hai kaas yeh chiz hamesha apne saath rahe par aisa bola jata hai ki kismat badi kutti chiz kab kiske saath ho pata hi nahi chalata hai

‘’Kismat kaa khel kisnai jana hai
Bina esske lagata sab virana hai’’

Waise kismat bhi jab palati hai jab aap ussko ajmane ki kosis karate he jab aap akele rahte ho tab woh hamaesha aapke saath hoti par jaise hi bhid mai jaate ho woh jaise kahi gayab ho jaati hai

Kuch log bolate hai ki kismat apne haath mai hoti hai hum usse kudh banate hai agar aur jab koi chiz galat ho jaati hai unnke saath bolate hai ki kismat dhoka de gayi toh joh chiz tum bana sakate ho woh kaise dhokha de sakati hai

Darsal dhokebaaj kismat nahi hoti balki dhokebaaj toh log hote hai ess liye bharosa uss par karo joh bharosa karnai layak ho aur izzat ussko do ussko utare naa

Waise mai pravachan guru nahi hu maine yeh sab bolani mai bus etna hi matlab hai ki aap ko thoda saa apni kahani mai kismat kaa importance hai woh samajah saku joh mai thoda saa bata chuka hu baaki aap padh hi loge

Sahi hai, poora pravachan dene ke baad bola ki।main pravachan guru nahi hoon. Sahi jaa rahe ho Dev the lover.

 

[Dev the lover]

Are kuch khaas nhi bhai 2 writer or 1 reader hai unhe unban krwane ki baat krni thi unse

Acha bhai

 

[Dev the lover]

But again you are doing great stories

Shukriya bhai

 

[Dev the lover]

Yr yeh update kuch samjh ni aya

Ok bhai

 

[Lib am]

UPDATE - 1

Woh bolate hai naa ki

''Kismat ke haare log sadako par kismat dudhate hai ''

''Dil dhukhanai waale dil kaa haal puchate hai''

Yehi kuch sochate likhate hue maine apni diary ko band kiya aur gate khol ke bahar aaya aur phir lift leakar nicche aaya aur building le bahar aa gay

Aur ek baar phir mud ke maine building ko dekha aur bahar nikal gaya

Darasal woh adami mai hi hu joh kismat sai haar ke aaj sadak par aa gaya hu par maine kisi ko dhokha diya yaa nahi yeh nahi pata mujhe

Mai haath dete hue road ko cross kiya

Ek dukaan par akaar samosa kaah nai laga abb etna bhi kangal nahi hua ki kaah pi naa paau mana meri company mere haath sai chali gayi ghar nilaam ho gaya aur meri koi family hai nahi ki mujhe kisi ki chinta ho

Mai - chhotu do samose aur laa

Chhotu -ji saab ji abhi laya

Thodi der baad woh mujhe samose dekar

Chhotu - saab ji aaj gaadi nahi laaye

Mai has ke - abhi toh meri cycle ki aukkat bachi hai

Tabhi ussko kisi aur nai awwaz maari aur woh chala gaya

Maine samose kahatam kiye aur waha sai nikal gaya

Waise 21 ki umar mai maine etna sab kar liya dekh liya jaise puri jidagi hi ji li ho

Tabhi kahi sai ek awwaz aayi koi tezz sai chillaya tha

‘’Monika’’

Mai ek jhatke mai picche muda aur kisi sai takara gaya aur nicche beth ke usska saman uthanai laga jaise movies mai dekha karate the hum aur mai usske shir uthanae kaa intazzar kar raha tha aur jab uska face mere samnai aaya woh koi aur koi aur monika jisko mai nahi janata tha

Aur mai uthate hi barish ki bunde mere gaalo ko touch karke nicche jamin par giri

Aur ek jhatke mai waha bhagad mach gayi koi kapda koi kitab koi haath apne shir par haath rakh ke bhaag rahe the bachanai ke liye

Mai bhi bhiga hua ek diwal ke shaare khada ho gaya

Aur apne office ko dekh raha tha

Asmaan sai jamin par aa gaya mai

Khair thodi der baad baarish band hui aur mai waha sai apna coat nikal ke paani nicchod ke khandhe par daal liya aur jaane laga area mai jaha mera flat tha

Mere uss flat ke bahar mere bunglow sai joh mera personal saaman thaa woh ek truck mai bheja tha sab kuch bech ke maine sara paisa chuka diya thaa

Mai andar gaya

Saumya - hello sir aap aa gaye

Mai - kaya yaar kaya sir abb toh mere sai jada aukaat tumhari hai

Saumya - aree essmai aukaat ki baat kaha sai aa gayi aapnai mere liye etna kush kiya tab aukaat ki baat nahi hui aayi tab kyu

Mai - aacha toh

Thoda help kar dogi yeh sab sahi karnai mai

Saumya - off course

Usske baad hum log samaan nikal ke thik karnai lage

Aur kaafi time baad sab jab set ho gaya

Saumya - toh aage kaya karnai kaa erada hai

( Saumya waise secretary hai )

Mai - fihaal toh kuch khaas socha nahi hai

Tabhi jaise koi hawa kaa jhoka saa aya

Maine uth ke kidaki ko band kiya

Saumya tabhi side sai tiffin nikal ke - chaliye sir khanna kaah lijiye

Mai - aree esski kaya jarurat hai

Saumya - abb faltu ki baate band aur kaahiye

Mai has ke - ok ok thik hai

Kidaki sai phir hawa aane lagi

Saumya band karne ke liye uthi

Mai ussko betha - chhodo jaane do

Usske baad humnai sab kahatam kiya aur woh apne ghar chali gayi aur mai aram sai let gaya aakhe band karke

Bata nahi kyu baar baar mujhe thand lag rahi thodi aree mai gille kapde badale hi nahi aur tabhi hawa mujhe etnai tezz lag rahi thi

Maine jakar dress change kiya aur naha ke kambal liya aur let gaya vapas

Yaar kaya kush fus ho raha hai kaan mai

Maine vaps kaan vagera sab dhak liya aur gehari need mai chala gaya thodi der mai hi

Aur thodi der baad mai gehari need mai tha aur kuch jungle jaisa thaa maine kuch awaaz suni toh usske picche gaya aur yaha dar ke maare meri body sai pasina aa raha thaa

Tabhi mujhe kisi nai awwaz di ‘’Raj’’

Maine picche mud ke dekha aur kisi sai tarakara gaya aur girate hi meri need bhi khul gayi

Mai time dekha yeh esska kaya matalab hai mai kaafi ghante soya aur mujhe bus etna saa yaad raha aur subah bhi ho hi gayi thi

Mai uth ke bathroom mai aaya aur muh dhhone laga mirror mai dekh ke socha shave kar lu

Waise sapane bhi azzeb hote hai jinko yaad rakhana caaho woh yaad nahi rehate aur anjaane sai sapne yaad reh jaate hai jaise woh sahi mai saath mai hua ho

‘’Jaane anajani mai log kabhi yaad aate kabhi bhula diye jaate hai

Aur aakho ke paano par apni taswir chhod jaate hai ‘’

Wasie mere aakho ke paano par anjaan logo ki taswire jada hai mera koi apna yeh toh mujhe khair pata hi nahi aur mujhe pata karne ki jarurat nahi mai koi film kaa hero nahi ho jiska pariwar hai aur achanak sai woh akar mere care karnai lagenge

Maine shave kiye aur baaki sab kaam kiya aur phir tayaar hoakr bahar nikal gaya maine ek dukkan par chai pi aur kuch khaya aur phir vapas sai ussi road sai chalata hua ek dukkan par pahucha aur ek later joh mai ghar sai laya thaa dukaan waale ko diya

Ramesh - arre tum aa gaye beta

Mai - abb kaya kare chacha kuch kaam to karna padega naa

Ramesh - sunna tumhare baare mai bura laga beta

Mai - aree chacha kaya baat karte ho mujhe bura nahi lag raha toh aapko kyu lag raha hai chalo mai kaam par lagata hu aap jaaiye

Ramesh - chal thik hai dopher mai aata hu mai khhana lekar

Mai - haa thik hai

Ussek baad maine counter sambhala aur dukkan dekhane laga

Thodi der baad ek adami apni aurat ke saath waha aya

Mai - ji kaya du

Aurat list deti hai - mai workers sai samaan niklawata hu

Yeh yaha ke sbsai badi dukkano mai ek thi jaha soap sai lekar aapko truk ke tayar tak mil jaayenge

Adamai mujhe thoda ghur ke dhekhata hai - excuse mai tuh raj ho naa “RiT’’ ke

Mai ussko bich mai roak ke - woh sab kal ki baat ho gayi sir ab

Adami - darsal mai ussi company kaa naya partner hu

Mai - congrets sir madam aapko yeh lijiye aapka saaman aur bill

Ussnai bill diya aur chala gaya

Waise aap log soch rahe honnge kaya yeh meri shop hai joh yaha aise kaam karne lag gaya

Bus joh thode bhaut mai apne man sai kaam karat tha woh aache hue aur unka natija hai ki log madad kar rahe hai meri

Waise aapke kabhi kabhi jhakam bharate nahi ki aisi chize samanai aati rehati ki aapko sharminda hona padata hai

Saumya - sir aapnai batay bhi nahi ki aap yaha aa gaye hai mai breakfast lekar aayi thi

Mai - aree tum kyu pareshan ho rahi ho yaar aur subah subah apne ghar mai sabko bhi pareshan kiya

Saumya - koi alag sai kuch thodi banaya hai joh sabanai kahaya wahi laayi hu mai

Mai - ok ok tum table par laagao mai ata hu ennka hisaab karke​

Ab ye Dev the lover itni shar-o-shayari kar raha hai to ek hamari bhi traraf se

Wo kahta tha ki main apni kismat khud banata hoon
Banai us ullu ke patthe se ek cup chai bhi nahi jaati.

 

[Dev the lover]

Bhai Aaj yaha update aayega kya ji

Bhai yaha log aate naa utnae joh the woh bhi 4-5 update baad aate toh poitn bachta nahi daily dene kaa par haa complete kar raua thoda thoda likh kar mai complete ho jaayegi par thoda jaldi hi karunga kyuki logo konsaayd dark yaa thoda scifi magical wagera mai utna interest nahi agar ussmai sex naa ho toh abhi tak essko likh ke wahi pata chala baaki dekhate aage kaa kisko kaya pataa