Update-60
Daksh Arjun ke city se vapas aa chuka tha aur Arjun bhi Roy aur uski family se kafi ache se ghul mil gaya tha
Khaskar aaditya se
Sab kuch es waqt ke hisab se bahut sahi chal raha tha aur koe bhasad abhi hoti dikh bhi nahi rahi thi
Aise hi din beete aur chhutiya khatam hogaye aur sab vapas college aane suru hogaye
Daksh to pehle hi vahi tha
Pawan sabse pehle aaya kyuki Bhai bandi ka scene
Ab Kiran aur Arjun to ek hi jagah rahte hai to vo to roj hi milte the aur Hritik aur ruhi ko bhi jada problem nahi thi
Karan ko to vaise bhi har jagah koe na koe mil hi jati thi
Esliye bacha bas Pawan aur aagaya Bhai apna jaldi
Daksh aur Pawan dono flat par maal fuk rahe the aur bina matlab ki bakwash kar rahe the jo ki study se hi related thi
Pawan- tujhe pata hai library me ohh sorry tujhe to yehi nahi pata hoga library kaha hai
Daksh- are vo lavde
Jo bc Lund jaisi building hai vohi library hai
Pata hai mujhe
Pawan- yehi expect kiya tha maine tujhse
Yaar es sem starting se padhae karenge
Aur sala classes bhi sari attend karenge
Daksh- joint edar de
Nasha hogya hai tujhe
Pawan- bhosdike tujhe aur Arjun ko to sab aata hai
Humesha hum bakiyo ki gand lag jati hai
Daksh- first semester me to bahut uchhal raha tha tu
Pawan- tab pata nahi tha na ki kitne bade chutiye ho tum
Daksh- ha ye baat to hai
Vaise esme bhi galti teri hi hai
Tujhe pahchanana chahiye tha
Arjun- are chutiya hai ye tujhe pata to hai hi
Arjun ki aawaz aae jo apna bahut sara samaan khich ke ander la raha tha
Ha Bhai Kiran bhi sath hi thi
Uska bc samjh nahi aa raha etna sab hone ke baad hi Daksh ke samne aa hi jati thi
Pawan- jaldi marega tu
Koe yaad nahi kar raha tha aur tu aagya
Arjun- aisa bhi hota hai?
Daksh- humne bol diya to hojaega
Arjun- badi jaldi party badal li tune
Daksh- main bharamchari hu
Ladki aur ladki walo se door rahta hu
Arjun- bhosdike ladki wala to ye bhi hai
Aur tu ladkiyo se door?
Daksh- yakin nahi hota to Kiran se puch le
Majje lene ke liye uska naam liya jiska Kiran ne koe response nahi diya
Arjun- la maal de
Pawan- humne bua walo ko fukwana chhod diya
Arjun- dede yaar
Etne dino se fuka nahi hai
Daksh- vo kone me pehle murga ban aur vo bhi notebook gand par rakh ke
Agar ek gante tak notebook nahi giri to denge
Pawan- gand bhi achi height pe honi chahiye
Arjun- bc kitni bakchodi karte ho
Kiran- Pawan beer hai?
Bahut pyaar aur bhole andaz me boli
Pawan- etni pyaar se bolegi to jaan bhi dedunga
Daksh- nahi nahi aise mat bol
Humare bich aashik batha hai
Pawan- uski gand lelenga
Arjun- bc bandi hai ab teri
Ab to chhod de mujhe
Pawan- bandi me vo mazza kaha jo tujhme hai meri jaan
Kiran- Pawan beer?
Aank chadate hue
Pawan- fridge me hai
Ek mujhe bhi pila dena lekin apne hatho se
Aaj Pawan full bakchodi ke mood me tha
Arjun- anjali ke hatho se main peeunga fir
Daksh- teri kyu jal rahi hai bc
Pawan- aur vaise bhi Kiran meri friend hai to vo etna kar sakti hai mere liye
Anjali teri kya lagti hai
Arjun- bhabhi
Ab soch le
Daksh- maar gaya londa point
Pawan- ruk bc pehle usse breakup karta hu fir Kiran ke hatho se amarat peeunga
Arjun- hahahahahaha
Same last time jaisa scene ho raha hai
Daksh- Pawan tu ruk ja bhai
Yaha tere relationship ke dusman bathe hai
Pawan- cancel plan fir
Mere Bhai ne kah diya to
Kiran- ye lo
Ek beer Pawan ko dete hue
Pawan- pilaegi nahi?
Kiran- jehar hota to pila bhi deti
Pawan- ye konsa jehar se kam hai
Kiran- instant death wala jehar
Pawan- Bhai ye bua wala aur bua wali dono against hai apne
Daksh- sahi kaha
Chhod tu main hu na sath
Pawan- tu hi to mera apna hai
Un laila majnu ko call karu?
Daksh- it's your choice
Pawan Hritik ko phone mila deta hai
Hritik- ha Bhai
Pawan- kaha hai?
Hritik- bas pahuchne wale hai
Daksh- kon kon hai?
Hritik- main aur ruhi
Arjun- abhi mat aana
Last time wala scene karke bathe hai ye dono
Hritik- it's their choices bc
Tu kyu gand mara raha hai
Pawan- Bhai ladke ne bolna sikha diya ese bhi
Daksh- vo apni side le raha hai
Pawan- ohh fir thik hai
Kitni der me aa raha hai?
Hritik- Ek gante me flat pahuch jaenge
Daksh- ruhi ko bolna Daksh ne I love you kaha hai
Ruhi- der kardi Daksh tune bolne me
Daksh- shit
Abhi bhi mokka hai
Ha bol de bhag chalenge yaha se
Ruhi- sorry lekin fir Hritik ka kya hoga?
Pawan- are vo hai na 6 saal wali
Hritik- chhup bc
Ruhi- kon 6 saal wali?
Hritik- are ye bakwash kar rahe hai
Daksh- eski girlfriend jisse ye 6 saal tak pyaar kiya
Hritik- Daksh gand tod dunga teri main
Ruhi- pehle ye batao mujhe kyu nahi bataya tumne
Hritik- are aisa kuch nahi tha
Ye aise hi gand masti kar rahe hai
Pawan- ruhi ki kasam kha ke bol tujhe pyaar nahi tha us Ladki se?
Hritik- nahi tha bc
Ruhi- kasam khake bolo
Hritik- yaar tum bina vajah gussa kar rahi ho
Aisa kuch nahi tha
Daksh- fir kasam kyu nahi kha raha
Ruhi abhi bhi time hai chhod de usse
Ruhi- Hritik sach sach batao
Otherwise acha nahi hoga
Hritik- kuch ho to batau na
Ruhi- fir kasam kyu nahi kha rahe
Pawan- juth bol raha hai esliye
Ruhi- breakup and no sex for a week
Hritik- are yaarrrr
Ruhi- shut up
Daksh- ruhi I love you
Ruhi- I love you too
Hritik- salo aake batata hu tum dono ko
Ruhi- hath laga ke dikhana
Tange tood dungi
Daksh- Kal date par chalenge kisi badiya si jagah
Okay baby
Love you so much
Aur Daksh phone kaat deta hai
Arjun haste hue
Marli bechare ki gand
Pawan- tu jada mat bol
Nahi to tere raaj bhi bahut hai mere pass
Arjun- Kiran bahut samjhdar hai
Daksh- fir to vo samjh jaegi jo tu bola karta tha eske bare me
Aur ha kya kaha tha tune Daksh teri gand maar dunga agar uski.......
Arjun- Bhai maafi
Mujhe bakash do
Kiran- kya bola tha esne
Arjun- are tum bhi enki baaton me aagaye
Ye bhadka rahe hai
Pawan- karan se puchuvau kya
Arjun- koe jarurat nahi hai
Kal daru meri taraf se
Kiran- eska matlab ye sach bol rahe hai?
Daksh- tujhe kya laga maine vo sab aise hi kiya tha
Arjun- kya kiya tha bc
Kiran- kuch nahi
Ye nashe me hogya hai
Kiran nahi chahti thi ki Daksh nashe me kuch ulta sidha bole aur Arjun ko pata chale
Vaise Daksh nashe me tha nahi
Daksh- Arjun tujhe to pata hi hai log nashe me sach bolte hai?
Arjun- bolte honge lekin mujhe nahi sunana
Daksh- marji teri
Pawan- ye gulam hogya hai
Daksh- vo story wala?
Vo to mere jaisa tha
Arjun- na tu jada kamina hai
Uske to situation ki vajah se halaat hue thi tu bc bakchod hai esliye aisa karta hai
Pawan- bahut ache se samjh raha hai Daksh ye tujhe
Daksh- mera hi to chhota tatta hai, kaise nahi samjhega
Kiran- Pawan joint milega?
Pawan- nahi sorry
Kiran- kyu?
Pawan- baad me mujhe hi galliya padegi ki bc usne hi first time fukvaya tha aur aaj aadat hogaye hai
Kiran- ek baar se kuch nahi hota
Pawan- ek baar se hi sab kuch hota hai
Kiran- nahi de raha fir?
Pawan- kya?
Aankh marte hue
Kiran- jada chalaak banane ki kosis na kar joint de
Pawan- main nahi de raha
Aur Daksh ko pass kar deta hai
Ab bc Daksh se kaise mange aur bechari sada sa face leke rah gaye
Vaise mujhe ye samjh nahi aa raha ki Kiran ne etni himmat kaise aa rahi hai Daksh ke samne bathne ki
Yaha jo hua aur fir uske ghar par jo Daksh ne kiya uske baad bhi bc Kiran Daksh ke samne bathi hai
Sala kya game khel rahi hai ye mujhe nahi pata
Ab yaha to bas bakchodi hi hoti rahegi tab tak dusri taraf chalte hai
Mrs. Raichand- Daksh ke sath jane ki kya jarurat thi tumhe?
Pata hai na vo kitna khatarnak hai
Saanvi- aapko bhi pata hai na main kitni khatarnak hu
Mom- tum kitni bhi ho
Lekin vo Daksh hai
Kacha chabba jaega tumhe
Saanvi- vo to waqt hi bataega kon kisko kacha chabbaega
Mom- mujhe kuch nahi sunana
Tum usse door rahoge otherwise main tumhe India se bahar bejh dungi
Samjhi
Saanvi- nahi
Main usse door nahi rahungi
Uski vajah se mera bachpan kharab hua hai to main uski jawani kharab kar dungi
Mom- Pagal mat bano
Daksh hai vo
Aage kya hona hai aur kisse kitni possibilities hai sabka hisab karke batha hai vo
Tum kya samjhti ho ki etni aasani se Daksh ko Pagal bana dogi tum
Saanvi- pyaar aisa hi hai
Mom- halka sa shak hua aur tumhra sara pyaar aur tum dono ka rista ek goli me udda dega vo
Saanvi- mom chill
Mujhe pata hai main kya kar rahi hu
Mom- nahi tumhe nahi pata tum kya kar rahi ho
Kabhi Kabhi lagta hai tum apna rishta bachana chahti ho to kabhi lagta hai tum Daksh ko bachana chahti hu
Aur most of the time to ye lagta hai ki tum mere against hi conspiracy kar rahi hu
Saanvi- ye to aapko lagta hai na mom
Mujhe to pata hai na main kya kar rahi hu
Mom- aur kya kar rahi ho tum
Batana jara
Saanvi- jo aapne kaha sab
Vo sab kar rahi hu main
Mom- Daksh aur mere bich me koe nahi aaega aur jo aaega uska kya haal hota hai ye tumhe pata hi hai
Saanvi- ha pata hai jo dad ka hua hai
Lekin unke sath to hona hi tha
Aapne kiya nahi to kuch waqt baad Daksh kar deta aur aapse to bura hi karta
Mom- mujhe sach me kuch samjh nahi aa raha ki tum kya chahti ho
Saanvi- jo mujhe nahi mila vo......
