Update-61
Hritik- yaar aisa kuch nahi hai
Tumhe to pata hi hai vo log masti karte rahte hai fir bhi
Ruhi- vo log masti kar rahe the ya nahi esse mujhe koe fark nahi padta
Fark esse padta hai ki tumne mujhse chhupaya
Hritik- Maine kuch nahi chhupaya yaar
Ruhi- fir tumne kasam kyu nahi khae
Hritik- main kasam nahi khata tumhe pata to hai
Ruhi- nahi mujhe nahi pata hai
Hritik- yaar please
Ruhi- tumne mujhse juth bola aur vo bhi etna bada wala
Hritik- yaar koe juth nahi bola maine
Ruhi- Maine tumse bataya tha na mere past ke bare me to tumne kyu nahi bataya
Hritik- kyuki tumne pucha nahi
Aur bc koe past hona bhi to chahiye
Ruhi- galiya mat do mere samne
Hritik- Daksh bhi to deta hai usse to kuch nahi kahti
Ruhi- vo mera hone wala boyfriend hai
And it's my choice
Hritik- pareshan mat karo yaar please
Ruhi- main pareshan kar rahi hu?
Ek to tum mujhse baatein chhupa rahe ho fir mujhpe hi blame daal rahe ho
Hritik- main kya karu mujhe simple language me bata do
Ruhi- to kya main French bol rahi hu etne time se
Sab thik hi bolte the
Hritik- are had hai yaar
Aur kya bolte the sab?
Ruhi- tumne mujhe kuch bataya to main tumhe batau
Hritik- gand maar lo insaan ki
Ruhi- agli baar agar tumne gali de to main tumhra muh tod dungi
Daksh piche se
Sahi kar rahi ho baby
Gand maar lena sale ki
Ruhi- sure baby
Hritik sar par hath marte hue gusse me vaha se chala gaya
Jaise hi Hritik gaya Daksh aur ruhi jor jor se hasne lag jate hai
Ruhi- kitne majje aate hai esse pareshan karne me
Daksh- Jada nahi karna
Ruhi- apni limit mujhe pata hai samjhe
Tum hi cross karte ho limit humesha
Daksh- Maine kya kiya tumhre sath?
Ruhi- mere sath karoge to sakal na bhigad dungi
Main generally bol rahi hu
Daksh- fir thik hai
Ab ja ro dega vo
Ruhi- thodi der aur na
Daksh- bahut masti hogaye
Naraj ho jaega ab sach me
Ruhi- babu mere pass aisa hathiyaar hai jo ek minute me mana lega usse
Ruhi haste hue
Daksh- uska stamina bhi etna hi hai na ek minute
Aur haste hue vaha se bhag jata hai
Ruhi bhi muskurate hue Hritik ke room me chali jati hai
Daksh apne flat se nikal ke lab chala jata hai jaha usne apna kaam joro soro se suru kar diya tha
Abhi tak holidays thi to sala bahut shanti thi yaha lekin ab bahut chhi chha ho rahi thi jisse Daksh ignore karke apna kaam kar raha tha
Daksh ne etne dino ki mahnat ke baad engine tayar kar liya tha electric engine
Aaj kuch jada hi excited tha lekin yahi uski galti hue kyuki aaj excitement me Bhai apna sober hi aagya tha
Aur lund ke bache ne kuch to bhasad ki aur ek jhatke me pura engine blast hogya
Dhamaka etna jor ka tha ki puri Lab hill gaye aur engines ke parts ne Daksh ke body parts ke chitade uda diye
Right hand me to ek puri plate ghus gaye thi
Aur bhi kafi jagah screw, motors, aur pata nahi kya kya laga tha
Buri tarah khoon bahane laga
Daksh girne hi wala tha ki vaha bhid ekhata hogaye aur jaldi se usse hospital lejaya gaya
Hath me jada choot aae thi 25-30 stitches lage the aur baki jagah simple pattiyon ne kaam kar diya tha
Ek pair me bhi kafi lagi thi jiski vajah se chalne ke liye bhi mana kiya gaya tha
Abhi uske jhakmo par marham lagaya ja raha tha ki Arjun vaha pahuch chuka tha
Seniors se bhasad ke baad ye log kafi famous hogaye the esliye sabko bahut jaldi pata chal gaya ki kya hua tha
Kuch hi minutes me baki ke bakchod bhi aagaye the jisme ruhi bhi thi lekin Kiran nahi thi
Arjun- jada shok hai marne ka tujhe bc
Daksh- abhi bakchodi mat kar
Dimag bahut kharab hai
Ruhi- bakchodi ye kar raha hai ya tu kar raha hai
Kabhi koe kaam dekh ke bhi kar liya kar
Daksh pehle hi gusse me tha aur ruhi ne usse aur trigger kar diya
Daksh gusse me bed se utha aur glucose ki bottle jo usse lagaye ja rahi thi usse ek jhatke me nikala aur samne diwar pe de mara
Daksh- listen to me
Listen to me very carefully
Ye meri pichle chaar saal ki mahnat thi jo abhi pani me bah gaye
To acha yehi hoga ki kuch der ke liye apna muh band rakho nahi to koe mar jaega mere hatho se
Bahut gusse me aur bahut tej awaz me bola
Etne tez ki doctor aur nurse vaha aagaye
Doctor- Mr. Chaudhary please calm down
Aur aawaz kam rakho dusre patients ko problem ho rahi hai
Daksh- chhup madarchoddddddd
Nikal le yaha se abhi ke abhi nahi to mere side wale bed par tu pada milega
Daksh out of control ho chuka tha aur vaha sabki gand faat ke hath me aa chuki thi
Kisi ki himmat nahi ho rahi thi Daksh ko kuch bolne ki chahe vo Arjun hi kyu na ho
Tabhi piche se saanvi nikal ke aayee aur Daksh ka hath bade pyaar se pakad ke bed tak lejane lagi
Daksh ka gussa abhi khatam nahi hua tha uski aankhen abhi bhi buri tarah laal ho rakhi thi jaise line khich rakhi ho
Daksh ko bed par lita ke saanvi
Can you guys give us a minute please
Saanvi ne bola aur sab seconds ke hisaab se gayab hogaye lekin the sab hospital me hi
Bas Daksh ke ward ke bahar aagaye the
Saanvi- kyu apne hi dosto par gussa kar rahe ho?
Daksh- tum jao yaha se
Mujhe kuch der akela rahna hai
Saanvi- aur us time me kisi ke hath pair toot gaye to uski responsibility kiski hai?
Daksh- kuch nahi hoga
Bas sabko bol dena mujhe akela chhod de
Saanvi- failure to life ka part hai na
Ek baar fail hue ho next time success bhi to hoge na
Daksh- kya bola maine tumhe jao yaha se
Halke gusse me
Saanvi- aur nahi jaungi to?
Sabki tarah mujhe bhi galliya doge kya?
Daksh kuch nahi bola
Bas apne hi khayalo me khoya raha
Saanvi- acha Baba main ja rahi hu
Lekin promise me gussa nahi karoge
Daksh- hmm
Saanvi- that's like a good boy
Aur Daksh ke gallo par kiss karke bahar chali gaye
Jaha sab pehle se hi bathe hue the
Ruhi- abhi thik hai vo?
Saanvi- vo kabhi thik nahi rahte
But don't worry abhi kuch nahi hoga
Just kisi ko unke pass mat jane dena
Aur kuch problem ho to just call me okay
Aur ruhi ko apne number deke vaha se chali gaye
Pawan- ye bc psycho hai pura ka pura
Hritik- lekin sala tehrvi ke ladoo rah gaye bc
Ruhi- tumhe saram nahi aati aisa bolte hue?
Hritik- mera Dost main kuch bhi bolu
Ruhi- Jada nahi bol rahe tum?
Arjun- are yaar Bas karo
Bc Kal se lad hi rahe ho tum dono
Pawan- main kya bolta hu ek do hot hot nurses ko bejh dete hai
Apne aap sale ka SAB khada ho jaega
Arjun- bejh de fir agar tu pocket me leke gum raha hai to
Pawan- tujhe bas mokka chahiye na hagne ka?
Arjun- kha le fir
Ruhi- yaar tum log kaise ho
Yaha tumhre Dost ke sath etna sab hogya aur tum sab alag hi bhasad macha rahe ho
Pawan- sweetheart etni aasani se nahi marega vo
So just chill
Bas dukh es baat ka hai ki laduu postponed hogaye
Karan-bhai saab kya ladki hai
Karan piche se bola jo sayad direct hospital hi aagya tha
Ruhi- ye lo aagya ek aur hawas ka pujari
Karan- bach ke rahna mujhse
Ruhi- Bhai bola hai tujhe to
Karan- bolna to chahta tha vo word lekin sala jada hojaega esliye jane do
Aur kaise ho bakchodo
Hritik- tu etna late kaise hogya?
Karan- kuch mil gaya tha raste me
Pawan- tujhe kaise mil jate hai be raste me kuch
Hume to bc tatti hi milta hai
Ruhi- Pawan tum kuch jada obsessed nahi ho potty se
Pawan- hu esliye to tumhre sath batha hu
Karan- burned
Got rosted by my brother
Vaise main bahut badiya daru laya hu
Arjun- jiska baap IAS ho uske pass achi daru ki kami hogi kya?
Karan- bhosdike to vo lene thodi dete hai mujhe
Ye to jugad karke laya hu
Ruhi- tere dad IAS hai?
Karan- impress ho gaye mujhse?
Pawan- tujhse nahi tere baap se
Dhayan rakhna kahi dusri Maa na mil jaye
Ruhi- shut up
Pawan- aye ye sirf Hritik ko bol sakti ho tum
Ruhi- ha lekin tera to muh bhi tod sakti hu
Pawan apne hontho par ungli rakh leta hai
Hritik- abhi kya karna hai?
Arjun- wait karte hai us gandu ke mood ko normal hone ka
Karan- are daru laya hu main bataya to
Ussi se thik hoga uska mood
Otherwise aise hi yaha gand marate rahenge
Ruhi- thoda time aur dete hai usko fir bolenge flat chalne ke liye
Pawan- vaise kya kismat hai na gandu ki
Pichle baar pair tudva ke medical mil gaye thi aur abki baar hath aur pair dono tudva ke mil jaegi
Bc college jane ka jhanjhat hi khatam
Arjun- beta vo fir bhi pass ho jaega
Tu apni soch
Pawan- esi baat ka to dukh hai
Tum dono bc kaise hi karke marks le aate ho aur hum yuhi gand hilate rah jate hai
Ye aise hi bakchodi karte rahe aur evening se raat hone lagi ki Daksh lagdate hue apne ward se bahar aaya
Usse dekh ke sab khade hogaye
Pawan- chale bhai
Bahut der hogaye bc
Daksh- Cab bula le
Chal ke nahi jana
Fir Ruhi cab book karti hai aur sab bill vagra pay karke flat aajate hai
Karan- khol lu fir bottle
Daksh- intezaar kis chhij ka kar raha hai bc
Ruhi- tera
Pata nahi glucose ki bottle ki tarah daru ki bottle bhi food de
Daksh- ye tont tha jo main samjh gaya
Aur SORRY
Arjun- tere muh se sorry achi nahi lagti
Pawan- aur tera muh bina mere Lund ke acha nahi lagta
Ruhi- aajao Bhai sab
Bahut dino baad sath bath rahe hai
Ruhi unki bakchodi khatam karte hue boli
Uske baad sab bath jate hai aur daru ka silsila suru hojata hai.....
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